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The only two problem classes we have left is math and chemistry.

Math.

And you know we'll never get in Mr. Fillmore's pants.

We need the answers for at least the questions before the math test.

If you would spend more time with your books, you would find the answers.

Answers come only through hard work and long hours.

If you should spend more time studying, you wouldn't have to worry about cheating.

Precisely.

Listen, I've seen your tits before exams, so don't give me that study routine.

Yeah, lose two inches off your bust and you fail school.

Oh, eat your heart out, children.

Maybe someday you too will develop.

Please, I am trying to study.

God.

Careful.

If you fall over, you may never be able to get up again.

Little bitch.

I gotta have a smoke.

You played the clarinet all the time?

No, just when he started to come.

You said it made him last longer.

Sure gonna be a lot of girls getting an A in music this semester.

That's him.

Now remember, wait until I make it.

Did he hurt you?

That animal.

Wait, I knocked first.

How, like this?

No, I even stuck in my head and asked if anyone was in here.

Whispered, is anyone in here.

Then you heard the shower and figured you'd get a cheap

thrill by watching some young girl clean her naked body.

I'm going to report you and have you fired.

I just might even say I caught you playing with yourself while you were watching me.

That's what you were gonna do, wasn't it?

No.

Wait, he could be telling the truth.

Drop your pants.

What for?

I may be young and innocent, but not stupid.

I know something about men and what happens to them when they get excited.

I've seen pictures of a penis turd-ed.

Not the real thing, mind you, but pictures.

Turd-ed, that means hard.

Sally's right, drop your pants.

We want to check you out.

We're going to the principal right now.

Don't get hard.

Whatever you do, don't get hard.

Be soft.

There, I do hope you were satisfied.

Oh, no.

Not now.

Oh, God.

You planned this, didn't you?

Are you kidding?

We wouldn't do such a thing.

Take off your clothes and lie down.

The noise will cover any sound remains.

Come on, eat my pretty little pussy.

Sure is big.

And beautiful.

I don't want to know, you guys.

I would have no part of your cheating.

I want to make it on my own, you guys.

Making it on your own is like fucking on your own.

Whatever that means.

I don't know about fucking, but I do know about passing.

And both of you could, without cheating, if you would only study.

Cheating

on your own is like fucking on your own.

And you know what that means.

No.

Answers or no answers, I am going to study for this test.

Oh,

to give me more.

Squeeze me, don't stop, please.

I'll push faster.

Oh.

Rachel, you've never been that good.

What's happening to education around here?

Don't you think the school board might wonder why nobody fails?

Hmm.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh.

Harder.

Faster, please.

Faster.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, oh.

Oh,

I like this position.

Nice and slow.

Oh, yeah.

Faster.

Oh.

Hmm.

I don't know.

Oh, baby.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, here it comes.

They switched the test.

We're dead.

I can't believe this, but I think I passed.

I think I did, too.

What?

I do.

That's what has me worried.

Do you think we'll pass this year?

I don't know.

I still can't convert gallons to liters.

Or miles to kilometers.

No, we did pass.

Yes, we did.

You're right, we did pass.

No, we didn't.

Go.

We failed.

You passed.

You failed, you passed.

Well, I heard about Mr. Fillmore.

What happened?

Mr. Fillmore?

Mr. Fillmore washed all the answers off with his tongue and his lips.

He looked like a smiling blackberry.

Oh, and he didn't stop there.

He looked for more answers on my thighs.

And he was sure I'd written with invisible ink, because he definitely felt necessary

to cling between my legs.

Oh, and he was even more sure that I'd written

answers on my cute little ass that he ate.

Because he licked my ass clean.

I swear, like a man who hasn't eaten for ten years.

He made me take the final over again.

I passed, only with a C, but I passed.

You did, yeah.

Oh, yeah, and I saw the answers to your finals, too.

You both got B's.

I don't know how, but you both got B's.

I don't believe that.

We got B's.

No,

no, come on.

We've waited all semester for this.

Let's just take our time.

You're as hard as my last final.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Oh,

God.

Shh, shh, shh.

God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Shh, shh, shh.

Oh, God.

Shh, shh, shh.

I'm glad you passed.

Come on, just a minute.

What are you girls doing here?

You should be with the other girls at the graduation exercises.

We've got a score to settle with you.

We've been comparing notes.

You've tricked us for the past three years.

We're a lot smarter than our test scores indicate.

You gave us poor grades just so you had an excuse to get into our pants.

Hey, where are you going?

What are you going to do?

We intend to give you your final exam.

We want to see how well you'll do on your oral exam.

This is not the time or the place for this sort of thing.

Now, cover yourselves up.

Girls, your graduation is going on.

And after all you two have given to this school.

Now, really, move along.

But Mr. Barrett, this is our last chance.

We're leaving tonight.

The music is going.

Cover yourselves up, please.

The thought is what counts.

It will comfort me on those long semester days ahead.

I'm, uh, sorry for the interruption.

Oh, that's okay.

Oh, my.

You are so pretty.

Don't be nervous.

I'm always so nervous when I first meet an instructor.

Well, you really needn't be.

I'm a very patient teacher.

Oh.

Together, dear, you and I will work for better grades.

I want to be your best student you've ever had.

Ah, you shall be.

Together, you and I will make it happen.

Just relax and trust me.

We'll have no problem at all.

That's lovely.

The Emancipation Proclamation caused the death of what president?

The principles of the War of 1812 were...

Do you know the original 13 colonies?

No, no, no.

The League of Nations first met in what year?

1492.

Are

those answers important?

Well, no, not really.

It's the spirit and the desire to learn that counts.