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Not to brag, but the doctor said
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it was the biggest
boil they had ever seen.
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Of course I hadn't seen it
'cause it was on my backside.
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But what came out of there was crazy!
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It was so... voluminous and viscous.
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Like sour cream oror curdled milk.
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Kind of...
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Here, put your finger
in this pad of butter.
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No, never mind. It
was way softer than this.
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But anyway, when he applied pressure,
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it just started spindling out.
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And it kept coming
and coming and coming.
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I mean, the full load could
have fed a family of four.
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You look gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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Hi. If you have a minute,
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I'd like to tell you about the specials.
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I already know about one of them.
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'Cause she's sitting...
right across from me.
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Great.
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In addition, we have a potato leek soup,
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and the fish of the day is halibut.
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I'm actually just gonna
get the garden salad.
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What a coincidence.
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Two salads, please.
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And a soup to share?
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A soup to share.
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One spoon.
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Thank you so much...
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Damien.
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It's, Daniel, but it's okay.
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What?
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Have you ever been painted?
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You know, like, a painting?
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No.
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Then it's settled.
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We're going back to
my place after dinner,
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and I'm gonna paint you,
just like Jack did to Rose.
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Can we have the check, please?
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- I don't think so.
- I live right up the street.
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I could carry you.
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I'm so sorry.
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I better take this.
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Hello?
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No.
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I'll be right there.
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That was my friend
who's watching my dog.
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She said he's sick and
had to go to the hospital.
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No.
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I promise this isn't
one of those fake calls
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you ask your friends to make
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in case the date isn't
going well so you can leave.
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- My dog really is sick.
- Of course.
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I am so sorry to hear
that. Terrible.
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What's your dog's name?
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I don't know.
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Hi, Mom. How'd your appointment go?
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That's great.
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The date?
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I don't think she's the one..
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Hey, I've got a quick
cooking question for you.
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I'm making a very dense
pot roast type dish.
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You know, bones on the outside,
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meat kind of housed on
the inside kind of thing.
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A little like the crown
roast you made for Christmas.
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Yes.
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450 broil.
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That's what I was thinking.
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That's great. Yeah.
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Mom, thanks so much.
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I'm gonna call you later,
but I love you. Okay, bye.
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Crap. Zeus?
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Daddy spaced out and forgot the bullion.
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Good boy.
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You stopped up?
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Would it help if Daddy turned around?
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Be my pleasure.
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Now, you just take your time.
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I'll be right here.
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Shoot!
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No! Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
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Shoot!
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Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
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Hi. Thanks so much for stopping.
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Um, do you think you could
help me change my tire?
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I must have driven over
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a Mike's Hard Lemonade
bottle or something.
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Okay, so, the spare's in here.
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- And you mind helping me pull it out?
- Sure.
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- I have a cold.
- No problem.
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- Let me move this axe out of the way.
- Okay. Thank you.
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- Move that.
- All right.
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So, how's your week going?
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It's been pretty
good. II had this...
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Hi, Mom.
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You might be hearing
some things about me.
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I just want to say that I am so sorry.
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I just... I just want
you to know that...
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youyou are in no way to blame.
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This is not your fault.
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If anything, I would blame Dad.
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Anyway, I love you.
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Bye.
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Do you take American dollars?
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America?
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Yeehaw!
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Dollars.
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For that one. I'll give you
dollars for that. You know what?
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That one and that one.
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And the little ones down...
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You know what? All of 'em.
How much for all of them?
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You're doing great.
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You know, I don't say this to
all my models, but I'm getting
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some real Whistler's
Mother vibes from you.
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I like your painting.
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That?
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Aren't you sweet.
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That was during my bear
period a few years ago.
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I love pushing the form.
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You see, bears don't surf.
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But art doesn't care about that.
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Can I see?
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No..
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No. I don't like to show
my work until it's done.
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But soon.
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It's going really, really well.
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Like, exceedingly well.
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Just about done with your face.
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It's really just the boobies left.
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All right, I'm gonna
pop into the other room.
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I'm gonna get a more appropriate brush.
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Don't move. I'm gonna be right back.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So...
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did you tell anyone you're
having your portrait painted?
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No, it's a surprise for my friends.
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Aw, that's great.
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Yeah, my friends always say,
"Paco, you work too hard."
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"You never do anything fun."
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So, when they see the
painting, I will show them.
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That's for sure.
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Love that story.
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Sorry it's taking me so long.
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Just searching for the perfect brush.
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You know, I once painted Jason Mraz.
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Course, it was all from memory.
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Found it.
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Perfect brush.
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The thing about acrylic
paints is that...
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Damn. Damn it!
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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You have to stop this.
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Stop it!
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Stop it, stop it, stop!
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Stop! You have to stop!
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Stop it!
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He went that way! He
went that way over there!
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- Hands on your head!
- Okay, but this is on you.
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He's getting further and further away.
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Capit�n.
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How...
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What?!
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I'm as surprised as you.
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Karl Cowperthwaite, you are under arrest
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for the murder and
desecration of a body.
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Careful, I have an active boil.
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I have, prescription underwear.
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Top drawer, underneath the knives.
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- All clear.
- Come on.
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- Let's go! Vamos muchachos!
- But he's getting away!
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When I call your number,
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repeat the phrase you've been given.
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Number one.
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I get real...
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Whistler's Mother vibe from you.
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Number two.
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I getting real whisker mother vibes...
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forfor you.
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Number three?
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I getting real whistles,
mothers, vibes from you.
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And number four.
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Some water.
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That's him.
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How's it coming?
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My finest work yet.
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It's like Matisse mixed with Shakespeare
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and just a little Rhea Perlman on top.
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Do you mind turning around, Javi?
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I just want to paint
the rest of that tattoo
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that wraps around your back.
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What is that, a cobra with legs?
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Yes.
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Props.
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Hold very still.
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I swear it wasn't me.
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I swear.
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Psst. Hey.
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Hey, have you ever been painted?
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Wow, yes, I do eat out of boredom.
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Hey, excuse me, Martinez?
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Why are you guys wearing those masks?
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Just a precaution. There's
something going around.
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Hey, how's Javi doing?
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- He died.
- He died?
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Hey, I'm really sorry to hear that.
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- Right.
- No, I'm serious.
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I mean it.
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You know, people can change.
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I'll show you.
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Put your arm right through there.
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No way.
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Well, if you did, I wouldn't eat it.
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I wouldn't.
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I'm really changing.
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Time's up.
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Let's get you back to your cell.
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It's kind of lonely in here.
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If you ever want to talk,
you know where to find me.
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So...
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Karl Cowperthwaite.
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What kind of name is that?
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All my hair
completely singed off.
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- No.
- I'm standing there, buck naked,
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- No!
- When the mayor walks in.
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That's rich.
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That is funny.
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All right, my turn.
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- My turn, okay?
- Okay.
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Um, I have webbed toes.
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I love The Beatles.
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I can't roll my tongue.
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Loving the Beatles is the lie.
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Right. I just can't get into them.
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Too many descending arpeggios.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Shoot.
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Why are you still here?
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I'm a prison guard.
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But it's just the two of us left.
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Why don't you just... get out of here?
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My family's dead.
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My friends... are dead.
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Well...
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we should get you back to the cell, no?
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Ooh! Can we take the long way?
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Please?
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- Why not?
- Yeah!
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All right.
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I have some exciting news.
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I literally can't wait to hear it.
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Today... is my last day.
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I hear people are alive in Tapachula.
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I'm gonna find out if it is true.
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That's great.
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I'm so happy.
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You take care.
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Wait, wait.
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Aren't you gonna let me out?
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Karl, you're a serial killer.
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I've changed. I swear I've changed.
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Please, you got to let me out.
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Please, Martinez. Please,
please, don't do this.
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There is enough food
here for about two months.
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Then it is in God's hands.
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And if you prefer to take
things into your own hands...
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MMartinez.
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Best of luck.
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I'm so sorry. Why
didn't you just trust me?
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I told you I'm not a killer anymore.
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But you left me no choice,
so I had to kill you.
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In general, I don't kill anymore.
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00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:05,666
You got to believe me.
I don't kill anymore.
272
00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:18,916
Damn it. No!
273
00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:20,040
No!
274
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,682
No!
275
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,579
You got this, Karl.
276
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,815
Ain't nothin' but a thang.
277
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,322
Sevenfivefour...
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00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,426
Sevenfivefournine.
279
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,428
Sevenfivefournine.
280
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,596
Sevenfivefournine.
281
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,265
Sevenfivefournine.
282
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:25,569
Sevenfivefournine.
283
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,405
Sevenfivefive.
284
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,539
Sevenfivefive.
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00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,409
- Sevenfivefive.
- Sevenfivefive.
286
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,445
Sevenfivefive...
sevenfivefive...
287
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,916
You got to be kidding me.
288
00:18:40,182 --> 00:18:42,420
You got to be kidding me!
289
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,452
Hi, my old friend.
290
00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:19,223
You deserved better
than getting murdered.
291
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:22,114
I know it's no excuse,
but I thought that,
292
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,262
by killing you, I could
get out into the world
293
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:28,199
and prove that I didn't
have to kill anymore.
294
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,401
And that kind of backfired.
295
00:19:31,574 --> 00:19:33,371
Just know that...
296
00:19:34,032 --> 00:19:36,900
I truly had changed.
297
00:19:40,938 --> 00:19:44,142
Well, I should go.
298
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:47,223
Getting out today.
299
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,234
Is that...?
300
00:20:06,642 --> 00:20:08,776
My God.
301
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,100
Jasper?
302
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,972
Jasper?
303
00:20:37,997 --> 00:20:39,964
He's stuck in there.
304
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,175
Todd, give me a hand.
305
00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:56,691
Hi. I'm Karl.
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00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:06,221
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