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What's Buzzin' Buzzard?

The painted desert. Painted by LOCAL 852

I'm starvin'.

No food in months.

It's discouragin'. That's what it is.

Why, I ain't eaten in so long

even my stomach's talkin' back to me.

Listen.

Send down one worm, Buzzard.

Everything gone here.

You see what I mean?

Hey, Joe, when's the last time you ate?

Are you kiddin'?

Closed for the duration

What I wouldn't give, to sink my teeth

into a big thick juicy "T" bone steak

with the gravy just oozin' out of it.

3min intermission for drooling. The management

Food

No points

He's got a nice long face.

- You snot, I saw it first. - You let go.

- You let go. - He's mine.

- He ain't. He ain't. - He's mine. He's mine.

-He is. He is. - Ain't. Ain't.

- He is. He is. - Ain't. He is.

- You cheated. - I did not, you did.

- You did! - I didn't.

- You did. - I got here first...

- No. Wait a minute. - I've got him in my sight...

He's mine! I grabbed him first! I saw him!

- You keep outta this. - You keep outta this.

- He's mine. - He ain't.

- He is. He is. - He ain't. He ain't.

-He is. Is. Is. - Ain't. Ain't. Ain't

-ls. Is. Is.. - Ain't. Ain't. Ain't..

Suckers!

Well, there goes a perfectly gorgeous dinner.

I'm so hungry I could eat

anything.

Yeah, me too.

- Well, see ya later, Joe. - Yeah, okay, pal.

- So long, Joe. - So long, pal.

- So long, Joe. - So long, pal.

Hey, Joe, what're you tryin' to do?

- Eat me? - No, pal.

I was only kiddin'.

I couldn't eat you if I wanted to with this bad tooth I got.

Come here and take a look at this cavity.

Look, little closer.

See? Right there.

I don't see nothin', Joe.

What a repulsive way to make a livin'.

Vul... Vulture. Vulture. Vulture stew.

Take one big plump vulture and put him in a pot.

Then slice six large carrots.

Then add potatoes, a pinch of salt.

A dash of garlic and cook to a golden brown.

Hey, what ya cookin', Joe?

- Stew. - What kind of stew, Joe?

Vulture. Wanna taste?

You know me, pal.

Wow!

Hey, take a look at that good-lookin' babe.

Babe? Babe? Good-lookin'? Where? Who?

Where? Where? Where?

A snake?

Look at him. He's even a-scared of a snake.

Real snake

So am I.

He tricked me. I trick him.

Come and get it!

I can taste it now.

Roast vulture, smothered in onions

wih delicious a-golden brown French fries.

Yummy.

Hey, Joe, I can't do it.

I'm washed up.

One of us has got to die and it might as well be me.

Okay, go ahead, Joe,

You can kill me.

You know, Joe, I believe you would, too.

Gimme that axe.

It's a rabbit, that's what it is.

Come here,

- He's mine, I saw him first. - You're smart.

- I saw him first. - You let go.

- You let go. - He's mine.

- He ain't. He ain't. - He's mine. He's mine.

- He is. He is. He is. - He ain't. Ain't. Ain't.

Hey, wait a minute.

Ain't you guys forgettin' somethin'?

Meatless tuesday 13

[Patrons attention] Ladies and gentlemen,

just a moment, please.

Due to the numerous requests

received in the last five minutes

we're going to show you the steak again.