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♪♪
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Syd, we're ready.
I can't wait to hear
your bass solo.
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Too bad you're gonna miss
Syd's rock and roll recital.
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You know she beat out
four eighth‐graders
for that solo?
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Including Alex Phillips.
He has such an attitude.
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And what's with that haircut?
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Am I too involved?
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So, where're you going,
Grandma J?
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A silent retreat with my squad.
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I tried to cancel,
but turns out
they go really silent
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when you try to get a refund.
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I'm gonna go see
what's keeping Syd.
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‐Syd?
‐Sydney: I'm in the bathroom.
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You okay?
What's going on?
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Sydney:
I'm fine.
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I just, uh, got my period.
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Oh, my gosh!
You got your first period?
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This is amazing!
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You're a woman.
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‐Sydney: Uh, Olive?
‐Yeah?
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Sydney:
I need a pad.
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I got one in my backpack.
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Don't go anywhere.
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Sydney:
I was not planning on it.
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Here you go.
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Sydney: Hey, why do
you have a pad if you haven't
gotten your period?
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Please. I'm president of the
Emergency Preparedness Club.
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I also carry a generator
and a blow‐up raft.
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‐Sydney: Thanks, Olive.
‐Hey.
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I'm here for you.
You got this, Syd.
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Sydney:
Yeah. I got this.
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How does this thing work?
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Uh...
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Both:
Grandma!
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♪ Do do do do ♪
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Like father, like daughter,we don't always agree ♪
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♪ But looking at youis like looking at me ♪
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♪ The more things change,the more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughter,from different times ♪
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♪ Taking all the bestfrom your decade and mine ♪
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♪ The more things change ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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♪ ♪
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So there are a lot of
changes happening in
your body right now.
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One of them is
getting your period.
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It usually comes once a month.
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But it may not come regularly
for the first year or so.
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Hold on. "The first...
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...year or so."
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Got it. Continue.
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I know you may think that
there's something wrong
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because there's blood,
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but it's perfectly natural.
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Right. And every woman gets it.
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It's like we're all the same.
Got it.
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Actually, every woman's
experience is different.
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Okay. Got it less.
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But the important thing is,
it's part of being a woman.
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You know, I heard all this
in health class,
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but you don't know
what any of it really means
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until it happens to you.
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Glad I could be here
for you, Syd.
Any other questions?
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Probably,
but for now, I'm good.
Thanks, Grandma.
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Hey, you moved the party
without telling me.
What am I missing?
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It's kind of a girl thing, Dad.
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Wow, I find that comment
really sexist.
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Why does it have to be
a girl thing? Why can't
it be a people thing?
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I got my period.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, no. My notes app crashed.
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Can we go back a little?
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I have up until
Grandma J said,
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"So, Syd.
What's the problem?"
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♪♪
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(locker slams)
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Max, you're late.
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As my dad says,
early is on time,
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on time is late.
And late is...
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Well, I never heard the rest
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because he had to leave
to be on time.
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Chill, dude.
We got a whole minute
to get to class.
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‐How do you know that?
‐Because the same thing
happens every day.
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First, Mrs. Richardson
yells at us to get to class.
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Boys, get to class!
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And then Jimmy Mason's
gonna kiss up to her.
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Hi, Mrs. Richardson.
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Yesterday's math class rocked.
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Thank you, Jimmy.
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And then, Jimmy's gonna
pick on us.
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Well, if isn't the loser twins.
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‐(stomps)
‐(laughs)
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And after that,
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we have exactly 10 seconds
to get to class.
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That was impressive.
It makes me proud
to be your friend.
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There's something stuck
in my pants.
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I spoke too soon.
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Is that your underwear?
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Aah!
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(flying in slow motion)
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(exploding)
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I grabbed these pants
off my floor.
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They must have had
yesterday's underwear
in them.
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Cool story.
Hope it ends with you
picking up your underwear.
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Boys, what did I say?
Get to class!
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‐But Mrs. Richardson‐‐
‐Now!
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♪♪
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I feel bad leaving you
right now, noodle.
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Grandma, I told you I'm fine.
You've got your silent retreat.
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Someone's gotta
get the turn‐up
on the quiet party.
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Have you got enough pads
for school?
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Right in my backpack.
I'm good.
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Max, come on!
You're making me late!
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Ooh, I'm gonna miss yelling.
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I'm here, I'm here.
I made you a sandwich.
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Although now that
everything's different,
I hope you still like turkey.
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Nothing's different, Dad.
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Okay. Well, if you
need anything, you can
always come to me.
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Max, relax.
She's got this.
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‐If I need your help,
I'll let you know.
‐Oh, good.
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Not, oh, good, as in
I couldn't handle it,
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'cause I could totally
handle it.
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Oh, good, as in,
it got handled.
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'Cause once again,
I could totally handle it.
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Max, gotta go.
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Oh, good, 'cause I had no idea
how I was getting out of that.
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♪♪
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(sighs)
Where are Emmy
and Sophia, already?
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I want to tell them
before rehearsal.
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Don't worry. I sent out
the emergency emoji code:
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mermaid, shooting star,
peanut, peanut.
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I thought it was one peanut.
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I'm sorry, but you
getting your period
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is two peanut news.
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I got the two peanuts.
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‐What's going on?
‐Oh, no.
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Is Ricky Angelo
getting married?
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That's a mistake.
She'll never love him
like I do.
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Guys, this has nothing
to do with Ricky Angelo.
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Then what is it?
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Emmy, Sophia,
prepare yourselves.
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We have the most amazing news.
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We?
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Okay, 90% you, 10% me.
Go on.
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Guys, I got my period.
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Both:
Whoa.
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Syd, you're the first
one of us to get
your period.
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Are you okay?
How do you feel?
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Uh, pretty much the same.
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Are you craving pizza?
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When my mom gets her period,
she orders pizza
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and tells me to
go clean my room.
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I don't think that's
about her period.
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Your mom just likes pizza
and your room is disgusting.
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Guys, it's not that big a deal.
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I thought it would be,
but after my grandma
talked me through it,
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I've got this under control.
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It's just my period.
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And that's how you
end a sentence.
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Not a comma.
A period.
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‐Absolutely!
‐I get it now!
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I don't get it.
Why wasn't my underwear
in the hallway?
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‐(door closes)
‐Think someone stole 'em?
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Max, I think you
seriously overestimate
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the value of your underwear.
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Well, at least
whoever found 'em
won't know they're mine.
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Max, you lost your
underwear at school?
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I'd ask how, but it's you.
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Well, at least you'll
get them back.
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‐How would that happen?
‐I wrote your name in them.
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‐What?
‐I write your name
in everything.
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(groans)
Why would you do that?
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Because I'm sick of you
losing stuff.
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But my underwear?
Who loses their‐‐
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Gah!
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Dude, if someone finds those,
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your life is over.
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Andy Morris was caught
wearing animal mittens
last year.
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Now he's home schooled,
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and has to wear
a Halloween mask
when he mows the lawn.
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If you bought me boxers
like I wanted,
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this wouldn't be
so embarrassing.
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Only children wear
tighty‐whities.
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Says the mature man
who lost his undies
in the hallway.
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(laughing)
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(playing rock music)
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(bass solo)
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(bass solo continues)
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(cheering and clapping)
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Okay. Let's take five.
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Mermaid. Shooting star.
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Peanut. Peanut. Peanut.
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Three peanuts. Let's go.
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Syd, what's wrong?
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I had an accident.
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What kind of accident?
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An end‐of‐sentence accident!
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All:
Huh?
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My period leaked
onto my jeans.
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What? How?
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I don't know.
The pad must have
shifted around,
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or maybe the way I was sitting.
Just... get me out of here.
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Right. Emmy, you take
the right flank.
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Sophia, you take the left.
I'll bring up the rear.
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(softly):
Okay. Okay.
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Okay.
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‐Okay, go.
‐(feet shuffling)
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Backpack.
Backpack.
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(feet shuffling)
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I can't believe
there's underwear
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with my name on it
somewhere in this school.
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It's every kid's
worst nightmare.
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But it take somebody special
to really make it happen.
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Oh, no. Suzi Harrison
is working lost and found.
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She's the biggest gossip
in school.
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She'll tell everyone
I lost my tighty‐whities.
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You have to distract her.
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Fine. But I hate gossip.
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It's beneath me!
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Suzi, hi.
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What's the hot goss?
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Well, I just heard
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Lucy Kraus just got sent
to the principal
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for forging her mom's signature
on her report card.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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She forged it to
get out of a field trip
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to a cattle ranch,
because she's a vegetarian.
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Even though...
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and you didn't
hear this from me.
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I saw her at the mall
eating a hot dog.
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(gasps)
She didn't!
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Oh, she did.
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Hey, my jacket!
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00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,856
My pencil case!
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My math book?
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I thought I threw that out.
Ugh.
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Oh. There they are.
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Well, what do we have, here?
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Wow. Max Reynolds.
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Guess these tighty‐whities
must be yours.
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‐Hey, give me those back!
‐Jump, frog, jump!
(laughs)
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And on the way to
the cattle ranch,
Kim sat with Brooke.
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But on the way back,
Kim sat by herself.
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And I think you know why.
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I‐I don't. Why?
251
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,261
Well, Suzi,
252
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,180
today's your lucky day.
253
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,559
Gimme back my‐‐
254
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,437
(quietly):
you know whats.
255
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,440
You mean your tighty‐whities,
little baby?
256
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,275
Come on, Jimmy.
Give 'em back.
257
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,068
Sure. I'm a fair guy.
258
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,029
But you gotta give me
something in return.
259
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,280
Like what?
260
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,698
Like your skateboard.
261
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,617
(scoffs) What?
Are you kidding?
262
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,035
No way I'm giving up
my board.
263
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,204
Then get ready
for the whole school
to find out
264
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,955
that you still wear
tighty‐whities.
265
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,123
You wouldn't.
266
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,626
‐(stomps)
‐Guess you would.
267
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,421
But at least give me
one more day with it.
268
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,966
Fine. That'll give me
time to get a helmet
and elbow pads.
269
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,010
Hey, you.
With the elbow pads.
Hey!
270
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,845
Come here.
271
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,057
Can we get out of here?
272
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,017
That Suzi wouldn't stop.
273
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,145
And I was like,
"Girl, leave me out of this."
274
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,151
Hey, Syd, everything okay?
275
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,320
Yeah. I called my dad.
276
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,988
He should be here
with pants any second.
277
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,406
Cool.
278
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,660
Sorry. Bathroom's closed.
279
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,662
Frog escaped
from the science lab.
280
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,163
I mean, can you blame him?
281
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,002
Olive, I brought
Sydney's "lunch."
282
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,922
Thank you, Mr. R.,
but we're kind of in a "hurry."
283
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,548
"Got it."
284
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,302
‐Incoming.
‐(bag rustling)
285
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,388
You know, I don't know
what I was so worried about,
286
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,515
thinking I couldn't handle
what Syd's going through.
287
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,141
But then she needed pants.
She called me,
288
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,018
and I totally crushed it.
289
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,521
Dad, what were you thinking?
290
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,232
I wanted to cheer you up,
so I brought you your
favorite pants.
291
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,525
Aren't those your
favorite pants?
292
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,360
They are,
but these pants
just shout,
293
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,654
"Hey, everyone.
I had to change
my pants today."
294
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:02,156
Why would you make
my pants say that?
295
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,909
I didn't know pants talked.
296
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,746
Dad, I don't want anyone
to know I have my period.
297
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,168
It's okay, Mr. R.
298
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,005
You tried your "best."
299
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,007
♪♪
300
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,969
What am I gonna do
without you, buddy?
301
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,138
‐You're the best friend
I've ever known.
‐(door closes)
302
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,307
‐What about me?
‐You'll be fine.
303
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,225
You two aren't even that close.
304
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,562
What are you gonna
tell your mom?
305
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:36,107
Nothing. She doesn't need
to know about Jimmy Mason
taking my skateboard.
306
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,985
Who's Jimmy Mason,
and why is he taking
your skateboard?
307
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,653
(scoffs)
You heard that?
308
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,364
Max, I'm your mother.
I can hear your thoughts.
309
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,451
Yes, I can.
310
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,162
Jimmy Mason found Max's
tighty‐whities,
311
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,081
and he's threatening
to show them to the
whole school.
312
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,043
Unless Max gives him
his skateboard.
313
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,003
It's extortion!
314
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,173
Did I use the right word?
315
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,508
Shockingly, yes.
316
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:07,013
Max, you can't give
your skateboard to some punk.
317
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,973
I'm gonna go down there
and teach that kid a lesson.
318
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,433
No way.
319
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,061
I'd rather be the kid
who left his underwear
in the hall
320
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,229
than the kid whose mom
has to fight his battles
for him.
321
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,648
Fine. I'll stay out of it.
322
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,108
But I had a plan.
323
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,486
A mom plan.
324
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,905
Yeah. I think Leo and I
can handle this.
325
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,323
Okay. Whatcha got?
326
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,283
Nothin'. You?
327
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,826
Nothin'.
328
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,037
‐Mom!
‐Ms. Reynolds!
329
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,958
‐Hey, Dad.
‐(door closes)
330
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,669
Hey, Syd. I'm so sorry
about the pants.
331
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,214
But I am really proud of you
for getting through the day.
332
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,467
Thanks, Dad.
But it's not just one day.
333
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,719
I'm gonna get my period
every month.
334
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,888
Something like this
could happen any time.
335
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,139
It could happen tomorrow.
336
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,557
It could happen
at the recital.
337
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,559
Oh, my gosh!
It could happen
at the recital!
338
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,520
The whole school would know
I have my period.
339
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,939
Just because it could
happen at the recital
340
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,148
doesn't mean that it will.
341
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,609
I know it won't.
342
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,694
Because I'm not doing it.
343
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,994
♪♪
344
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,205
"No leaks. Guaranteed."
345
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,082
You're a box of lies.
346
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,792
(thuds)
347
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,671
‐(knocking)
‐Not now, Dad.
348
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,173
Hey, Syd.
349
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,385
Oh. Sophia. Sorry.
350
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,345
I came by to see
how you're doing.
351
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,098
That good, huh?
352
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:39,021
I just wanna say,
I totally get what
you're going through.
353
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,108
Thanks.
I really appreciate it.
354
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,985
But I'm not sure
you totally get it.
355
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,071
No, I mean, I get it.
356
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,240
I literally "get it."
357
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,160
Usually once a month,
I get it.
358
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,453
Wait, you got your period?
359
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,997
When did that happen?
360
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,540
About six months ago.
361
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,585
Six months?
Why didn't you tell us?
362
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,212
I guess I didn't want
to be the first one.
363
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,756
I thought you guys might
start treating me differently.
364
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:09,552
Like when Olive got bangs
and we all had to pretend
that we liked them.
365
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:14,015
Sophia, you can always
tell us that kind of stuff.
366
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,641
We'd have been there for you
367
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,561
just like you guys
were there for me today.
368
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,439
I would have made
a great left flank.
369
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:25,026
I know you would have,
but I don't know.
370
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,736
I guess I was embarrassed.
371
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,197
Yeah. I get that.
I mean that's why
372
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,240
I'm not doing
the recital anymore.
373
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,159
Wait. You're not?
374
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,329
But you worked so hard.
You earned that solo.
375
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,122
I can't risk the whole school
376
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,707
finding out that
I have my period.
377
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,001
It's just too embarrassing.
378
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:47,340
Syd, when I first got my period,
I was at a pool party.
379
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,009
And I had borrowed Emmy's
bathing suit.
380
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,094
I was too embarrassed
to return it,
381
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,346
so I just kept it,
382
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,139
and told her I lost it.
383
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,724
And she believed you?
384
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,060
In fairness,
she also believes
385
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,520
squirrels are just birds
without wings.
386
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:08,653
Syd, I let being embarrassed
about my period stop me
387
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:12,281
from getting the support
and love of my best friends.
388
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,201
Don't let it stop you
from being a rock star.
389
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,828
You're right.
390
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,122
If I let my period
stop me now,
391
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,750
it's gonna
hold me back forever.
392
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,585
I have to do that recital.
393
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,087
So you're not scared anymore?
394
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,130
Oh, I'm terrified.
395
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,591
But I've gotta do it, anyway.
396
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,927
Now plug me in.
397
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,972
Girl, you are already
plugged in.
398
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,431
N‐no, I meant the amp.
399
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,975
Oh, right. Right.
400
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,230
‐I just hope this plan works.
‐(locker shuts)
401
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,648
It will. Just remember,
402
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,983
the second Mrs. Richardson
shows up,
403
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,569
like she does every day,
make your move.
404
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,945
Got it.
405
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,162
‐Got the underwear?
‐Yep.
406
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,123
Let me see it.
407
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,916
Okay, that's enough!
408
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,836
Let me see the skateboard.
409
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,553
So. How do you want
to do this?
410
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,930
Underwear first,
board second?
411
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,641
Or we could just
forget the whole thing.
That'd be my vote.
412
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,644
Here's your underwear.
Just give me the board.
413
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,773
Boys, get to class!
414
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,192
Right away,
Mrs. Richardson.
415
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,029
And thanks again
for making fractions fun.
416
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,826
You know what?
I changed my mind.
417
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,370
‐I just can't do it.
‐What? We had a deal.
418
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,831
‐What can I say?
‐(locker shuts)
419
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,667
I'm a wild card.
It's what makes me
interesting.
420
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,003
Okay, you asked for it.
421
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,089
Hey. Everybody.
422
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,925
Guess who still wears...
423
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,969
tighty‐whities?
424
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,971
(all laughing)
425
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,515
Oh, look.
There's a name on it.
426
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,101
Man, I'd hate to be‐‐
427
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,186
What?
428
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,565
‐Jimmy Mason?
‐(all laughing)
429
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,068
Why are you waving around
your tighty‐whities?
430
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,153
They're not mine.
They're his.
431
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,655
Then why is
your name on 'em?
432
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,115
But how did he‐‐
When did you‐‐
433
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,784
I gotta go.
434
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,162
And that's how
it's done, son.
435
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,164
♪♪
436
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,928
Mom, why aren't you
at the silent retreat?
437
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,472
Would you believe
I got kicked out
for talking too much?
438
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,349
Talking too much!
I don't talk too much.
439
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,101
Who said I talk too much?
440
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,270
Who would have the chance?
441
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,857
Hey!
442
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,151
Thanks for coming, guys.
443
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,612
Sophia, did you share your news?
444
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,531
Yep. Told them all about it.
445
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,116
There were a few questions,
446
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,867
followed by a lot of hugs.
447
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,161
For the record,
I've still got questions.
448
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,164
Also for the record,
I've still got hugs.
449
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,335
So, Syd, you excited?
450
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,088
For what could be
the most embarrassing
moment of my entire life?
451
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,298
Who wouldn't be excited
about that?
452
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,595
Don't worry.
You're gonna
slay that solo.
453
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,347
And you're not gonna
have an accident.
454
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,016
I hope you're right.
I checked my pad three times.
455
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,935
Syd, you're gonna do great.
456
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,895
And I'm gonna record
every second.
457
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,648
‐(bomb descending)
‐(exploding)
458
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,278
‐Was that a... ?
‐Sophia: Uh‐huh.
459
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,990
‐And did it just... ?
‐Sydney: Uh‐huh.
460
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,120
Whose is this?
461
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,080
What is this?
462
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,546
It's a pad.
463
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,091
And it's mine.
464
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,594
Yes. I have my period.
465
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,140
No. It's mine.
466
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,142
No. It's mine.
467
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,603
No. It's mine.
468
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,439
Does anyone have
a problem with that?
469
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,151
(strumming guitar)
470
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:21,071
Wow. That wasn't nearly
as embarrassing as I
thought it would be.
471
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,657
‐(clapping)
‐Woo! Yeah!
472
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,076
‐That's my girl.
‐(clapping)
473
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,205
But that was.
474
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,582
♪♪
475
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,756
Hey, you didn't lose your board.
Our plan worked.
476
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,132
Like a charm.
477
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,135
I don't think we'll be
seeing Jimmy Mason
for a long time.
478
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,847
‐Where'd he go?
‐Well, you didn't
hear this from me.
479
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,978
But he suddenly had to visit
his "aunt" in "Seattle."
480
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,731
‐He didn't.
‐Oh, he did.
481
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:01,070
You know, Mom,
I am a little worried
about how sneaky you are.
482
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,113
How do you think
I get you to eat
your vegetables?
483
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,449
Wait. Are they
in the meatloaf?
(gasps)
484
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,702
The better question is,
what aren't they in?
485
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:14,875
Here. These should
take your mind off
the vegetables.
486
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,170
Boxers! Finally.
Thanks, Mom!
487
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,797
Let me put your name
in them.
488
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,049
Don't worry.
I've learned my lesson.
489
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,509
It's never gonna
happen again.
490
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,095
Okay.
I guess you're right.
491
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,683
Eh. Who am I kidding?
492
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,018
♪♪
493
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,897
♪ Do do, do do do do,do do ♪
494
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:42,027
♪ Do do, do do do do,do do ♪
495
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,123
♪ Do do, do do do do,do do ♪
496
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,752
♪ Do do, do do do do,do do ♪
497
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,006
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