All language subtitles for Schitts Creek s06e12_English

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[Bird chirps]

- 8:15. Roland still
isn't here yet.

You know if we're a half hour
late for this pitch meeting

we'll be laughed
out of the room.

- Mr. Rose,
you're stressing me out.

And I just chugged
a bottle of CBD oil.

- Patrick and I will need to
get to the store at some point.

- David,
your father and Stevie

can use all the help
they could get.

- Help?
- I said support, dear.

- Listen, I think it's
a very good sign,

that they've sent a jet.
- There is a jet?

Can I come?
- I already asked.

- I'll swap out with someone.

- Stevie, you're gonna
be great.

[Honking]
Okay. Here we go.

Here we go.
Stevie, let's move.

- Okay, Stevie.

Make sure they feed him lots
of booze on the fight.

- Johnny, woo!
Look at me. I'm you.

[Laughs]

I can't believe
your suit fits me,

we're completely
different sizes.

And I have a much more
athletic build.

- [Claps]

- He looks the same age
as the day I met him.

- Oh, I'm sure he's just as
handsome as he's ever been.

- Boys, this time tomorrow
your store

may be the official supplier
of Rosebud Motels

across the continent.

- I have nothing
but confidence, Mr. Rose.

- Rollie, there's mints
in your pocket,

there was a lot of onions
in the omelette.

[Engine turns, door shuts]
- Goodbye, my conquistadors!

We are all relying on you--

No! We're cheering you on!

- Just wave. Just wave.
- All right.

- Yay!
- Woo!

[Tires crunch]
[Cheering]

Woo! Woo!
[Clapping]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

[Cars honking]

♪♪♪

[Sirens in the distance]

[Nervous tapping]

- Can we maybe stop
with the drum circle?

Just-I'm just not feeling great.

Are private planes
always that bumpy?

- Sorry, Stevie, just a bit
anxious to get this started.

I believe in this team.

And we have an idea here that
could be a nice little jewel

in the Advantage Capitol
Association portfolio.

Agree?
- Agree.

- Sure.

- Mr. Rose. Ruth Clancy.
I'm Mike Morrison's assistant.

It's an honour to meet you.

- Well, hi Ruth,
just call me Johnny.

- Uh, do you know if there
is water where we're going?

'Cause I just got a sudden
case of dry mouth.

- There's water waiting for you
in the boardroom.

- Right.

- Johnny, Mike has been
singing your praises

ever since you reached out
to him.

He's devastated he couldn't be
here for the meeting.

- What?

- Yeah, unfortunately, he had
to board a flight last night

to Johannesburg,
but he sends his best.

- Um, we can always wait
'til he gets back.

- He's there for a week.

On a personal note,

my parents used to take me
to Rose Video

all the time when I was a kid.
- Oh.

- I always loved the free
popcorn. Nice touch.

- Well, thank you, Ruth.
It's always important

to make the experience
more personalized.

- I couldn't agree more.

Hi. Ruth.
- [Nervously] Stevie.

I like your offices.

Office.
- Thank you.

Right this way. I'll show you
to the boardroom.

- Okay.
- Hey does anybody want a mint

before we go up
to the boardroom?

I'm looking at you, Johnny.

- I'm good, Roland.
- Uh...

there you go.

- Um... what are you doing?

- Oh, just some light
reorganization.

- Okay, because it looks
like you're packing.

- You see a few cherished items
being neatly folded

into a piece of luggage

and you immediately leap
to conclusions.

- So you're not packing then.

- It's just a precaution.

God forbid I find myself
once again

being forcefully evacuated

and given no time
to do a thorough sweep.

- Who will be forcefully
evacuating you?

- I will, if your father
gets the green light.

- And where will you be
forcefully evacuated?

- Well, the offices
are in New York,

so one can only presume.

- You're moving to New York?
- Hm.

- When were you gonna tell me?
Or you're just gonna like

up and leave in the middle
of the night.

- Alexis, neurosis is not
becoming on a young woman.

- Well, what are we supposed
to do?

You just going like abandon
us here?

- Alexis, let's not count our
poultry before it's incubated,

and depending on
what we acquire,

we might not even have
a guest room available.

- Okay. Well, either way,
the Interflix offices are there

and they told me that they
wanted to talk to me

about continuing
our relationship.

- Felicitations, Alexis.

- Okay, I know this technically
isn't news yet,

but like...
this is really good news.

[Squeals]
- [Laughs]

[Happy squeals]

[Footsteps crunch]

[Door opens]
- [Sighs]

[Door shuts]
- Hi.

What are you doing?
- Working.

What are you doing?
- Um, I'm on a break.

What are you actually doing?

- I am looking up apartment
rentals in New York.

What are you actually doing?

- I forgot my wallet
and keys and phone. Wait.

Why-why are you doing that?

- Um, apparently when dad signs
the deal,

we are moving to New York.

- What? Well,
who's moving to New York?

- Mom and Dad. And me.

- And nobody thought to include
me in this plan?

- I literally just found out,
and I'm telling you right now.

- Okay. Well, this might be
a stupid question,

but what if the deal
doesn't go through?

- Okay. You would have no way
of knowing this,

but usually when someone
sends a jet for you,

it means he's very interested.
Trust me.

And Tiger Woods.

Okay. Also, and don't worry.

I knew you'd get all panic-y
and weird about this,

so I'm looking for a two
bedroom. You're welcome.

- Okay. What if my husband
and I

don't wanna share
an apartment with you?

- Oh, David, you try finding
an affordable one-bedroom

in a place that's
not Atlantic City.

- This is a lot of information
to process

on a Tuesday morning.

Like, I'm gonna have to talk
to Patrick about this.

And, what,
we move our business?

I mean, New York would be
a good market for it.

Especially if we start supplyingall those other motels.

- Oh my God, David,
look at this one.

It overlooks a park.

I would have my own bathroom.

And oh my God,
your bedroom would have

one of those little beds that
comes down from the wall.

- Okay, we're two people.

We would get the master bedroom.

- But I have a lot of coats.
- I have been looking forward

to seeing Kerry Washington
in that all-female revival

of "12 Angry Men."
- Okay, David,

I'm gonna have to like bring
down to earth for a sec.

There is no way you're getting
tickets for that show.

But I love your enthusiasm.

- Okay. I have to go back
to work.

So why don't I just talk
to Patrick,

and then we should all regroup
at some point

because there is a lot
of what ifs to go through.

Like what if we don't agree
on apartment decor,

or candle fragrance, etc.

- Totally.

- I don't wanna get too excited
about this,

but I will be putting
our names down

for that ticket lottery
to see Kerry

because Elle Fanning is
supposed to be incredible

as the foreman.

- Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
- Oh my God.

[Door opens and shuts]

- This is Mr. Rose
and Associates.

The floor is yours.

- Well, good afternoon,
everyone.

I'd like to say,
long time no see,

but Mike's not here
and we've just met.

[Laughs]

- Well, it's good
to have you here.

I'm Bryce Wilson, this is my
partner, Tripp Campbell.

Say hello
to Advantage Capital.

All: Oh hi.

- Hope the jet was
Johnny Rose approved.

- Oh.

- Although I guess at this
point,

coach would be Johnny Rose
approved?

[Both laugh]

- Quite the tumble you took
there, Johnny.

[Falling sound effect]

- Could have happened
to any one of us.

But thank you
for flying us in today.

- Yeah, that was Mike's idea.
- Hm.

- Think he felt bad 'cause he
wasn't gonna be here, you know?

- Maybe we should get things
moving?

[Nervously] Hi.
- Spoken like a true C.O.O.

Now, I'd like to introduce
you to my team.

This is Stevie Budd
and Roland Schitt,

and together we are
Rosebud Motel Group.

- Look, we read the information
packet you sent through.

Buying up local motels,
dusting them off,

and selling it as a boutique
experience. Right?

- That's correct.

So Stevie how do you feel
about walking us

through the projections?

- Okay. So...

[Slide chimes]

you might be thinking
to yourself

these motels are small,
how and why should I--

we invest?

Well, that's a good question.

- I should hope so.
It's why we're all here.

[They laugh]

- Well, here's why.
[Slide chimes]

There are currently over
250,000 motels for sale

across North America.

- Sadly, it's a dying industry,

but not one without potential.

- Now, apply our
reinvigoration model.

Reinvigoration.
[Clicking]

Um, should I just wait
until it unfreezes?

- Billion dollar company
and none of us can stop

technology from cacking out,
am I right?

- I'll get in touch with I.T.
- Okay.

- What are you guys pumpin' in
here, pollen?

Do you mind if I have some
of that water there, please.

[Pitcher clanks]
- Jesus.
- Oh gosh!

- Roland! What are you doing?
- What?

- Why don't we take five, huh?
- Okay.

- Don't worry.
We'll get this cleaned up.

- Good.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Rose.

- No, no need to apologize.

I think a quick five
would be a good idea.

Here we go.

Rolland: [Coughs]

[Low hum of chatter]

[Door opens and shuts]

- [Gasp] Oh gals!

You shouldn't have.

Jocelyn, are we now
moonlighting as town crier?

- Oh, no, Moira--
- Cheeky gawpus you.

Yes, it's true.

Our husbands,
at my husband's direction,

are currently in New York City,

vending their business
to the corporate cognizant.

- Oh my gosh.
That's so exciting.

I wonder if they'll go
to the M&Ms store?

- Shall I?

Hence our impending move

to the Big Red Delicious.

- Excuse me?

- Moira, I haven't said
anything yet.

- [Chuckles]
Why the festivities then?

- Grace is moving to Elm
Valley.

That's why the cake says
"Goodbye Grace".

- Oh I-I...

I thought you were singling out

one of my notable attributes.

Shh. Okay, we'll just smooth
things over

until Grace arrives.

- I-I'm right here.
- Yes you are!

Grace! Our timorous grinagog.

I think I'll miss you
most of all.

- Moira, are you sure it
isn't a bit premature

to be talking about
all of this?

- No, don't you worry, Jocelyn.
Oh, you're kidding.

No, John has decades
on these people.

- Okay. Well, that makes me
feel a little bit better.

I... I got a little concerned

when I got this text
from Rolland,

but obviously I'm just
reading into it so.

- You've received
correspondence?

What am I looking at?
A cartoon head exploding?

- Oh. It looks like three
cartoon heads exploding.

- Well, then they're blowing
people's minds.

What's the concern?

- It's just that usually when
Rollie sends that emoji

it's like his head
is exploding.

It's like he's in trouble.

- Yeah. I get a lot of those
texts during council meetings.

- No, listen to me, Jocelyn.

The deal has to happen.
Because it has to.

Because there is no
alternative.

Okay?

It's as simple as that.

- You're gripping my wrist
very tightly, Moira.

- Okay. Well, let's just
continue celebrating Grace.

- What?
- I'm Grace.

- I know.
But she's not... you're-

you're not celebrating enough.
No.

[Bell jingles over door]

- [Exhales, coughs]

- I don't think you
took long enough.

- Okay, am I holding
a treat for you?

- I don't know, are you?

- No. But you can share
my muffin.

- Seriously.
What took you so long?

- Are you sitting down?

- I mean, I'm-I'm clearly not.
What's up?

- So as we all know,

they are currently in New York
securing the deal.

- They secured the deal?

- They are there talking
to people in New York

about securing the deal.

Anyway, when the deal
goes through

apparently their plan
is to move to New York.

- Wait? Whose plan?
Your parents?

- Yeah. And Alexis.

- You seem awfully excited
for your family to move away?

- We would be moving with them!

- What?

- Yeah. Alexis has already
short-listed apartments for us.

One of them was featured
in season 3

of "Sex and the City".

- Wow.

[Chuckle] Don't-I don't
know what to say.

- I know.
It's a lot to process.

I was overwhelmed at first
as well.

- I mean, David,
our business is here.

- Okay. What?
You-you don't wanna go?

- Honestly? I don't know.
I--

Like you're just telling me

that you wanna uproot
our entire lives,

and it's just throwing me
for a bit of a loop.

- Okay. Well, you know,
at this point it's just talk.

So there's a good chance that,
that the deal won't go through.

In which case, you know this
was just a big waste of time

and frown lines.

I thought you'd be excited.

Would half a muffin help?

- I'm not sure.

[Receding footsteps]

- Okay. Y-you took it
so that's a good sign.

[Floorboard creaks]

- Look, we can't let this bumpy
start derail why we're here.

And why are we here, Stevie?

- Because we have an idea.

- No. Because we have
a great idea.

And they should be--

- And they should be lucky
to have us.

- Damn right.

- Johnny, sorry to interrupt,

but we're back up and running.

- Oh, great.

Okay. Let's do it.

- So I came in two under par

and that is with half
the course under water.

It was-it ruined
the whole trip.

Horrible. [Chuckles]
- What course?

- Ocean Course on Kauai.

- Ah, what hotel?

- We got a villa
at the St. Regis.

- Oh. Very nice. I've stayed
there quite a few times.

- Hm.
- Now let me ask you,

how many of you
have stayed in a motel?

Well, motels are small hotels
without the golf courses

in case you--

- [Chuckles]
- Well, good-good-good.

So you're familiar at least.

Now, when I say "motel",
what comes to mind?

Uh, rundown? Unclean? Unsafe?

- Yeah, that sounds about right.

- Well, that's what I used
to think.

I always saw motels
as a last resort,

a dreaded pit stop.

But I was wrong.

Motels have the potential
of offering a window

into the unique charm

of small town life.

And that's exactly what
the Rosebud Motel Group

plans to do.

Open that window

and revitalize the classic
roadside motel

for a new generation.
[Slide chimes]

Turns out,
a couple of coats of paint

and dusting off some
mid-century furniture

can go a long way.

- That's right.

We've seen a 400% increase
in occupancy

since we started marketing.

And cleaning.

- And if this is what
we can do with one motel,

just imagine what we
can do with 10,000.

I'm not coming to you
for charity here,

I'm coming to you
with an opportunity.

There is value in these motels.

And if you're wondering
how I'm so sure...

[Slide chimes]

My family and I have been
staying in a motel

for the past three years.

And I wouldn't trade our stay
there for anything.

That's how strongly
I believe in this idea.

As Stevie can attest,

if my family can find peace
and comfort

staying at a motel,
anyone can.

And I can only wish
that one day soon

you and your families
can experience the love

and simple pleasures

that come with staying
even for one night...

at a Rosebud Motel.

[All in unison]
Where every stay

feels like home.

- Thank you for your time.

[Whispers]
- I think that's great.

- [Excited] Mr. Rose,
that was so good.

Did you see their faces?

I mean, I think-I think they
liked it.

- Johnny, even I was impressed,

and I thought you had blown it
for all of us.

[Chuckles]
- Didn't you have a briefcase?

- See this is what happens
when Johnny impresses me.

I get confused and I forget
what I'm doing.

- What was in that briefcase
anyway?

- Nothing. You told me to look
intimidating.

So I brought a briefcase.

I'll go get it.
I'll meet you guys downstairs.

- Mr. Rose, you were so good.

Bryce: [Laughs] First a video
store, now a motel chain.

What? He wants to
reinvent the pager next?

[All laughing]

[Room quiets down]

- [Clears his throat]

- I uh... forgot my briefcase.

- Don't wanna forget that.
[Chuckles]

[Briefcase thuds]

- Do you people know what
it took for Johnny Rose

to come back and do this?

After being away
for all that time?

Shame on you.
Shame on all of you.

Okay. I just realized you
guys are flying us home.

So I apologize for my outburst,

but I don't regret it.

The man's a legend.

[Door opens and shuts]

- Family!

- What's going on?
- Nothing is going on, David.

I'm just worried
about your father.

I don't believe the two of you
were encouraging enough

before he left.

- I made him a card.
- And I said "take care".

- We need to do something.

Send some energy his way.

Hands, children.

- What's going on?

- Perhaps we should kneel.

- Okay. You're scaring me.
- Please.

- Hm.

- [Sighs]

- Ow!
- Ooh.

- Okay, are we praying?

- Don't be ridiculous.

To Whom It May Concern:

There's a man out there,
my husband,

he's out there trying to build
back what we've lost.

And... I'm sorry; 5'10',
slow talker--

- Okay. I think they get it.

- It's our turn
to send him abetment.

- It's just that this is
feeling a bit desperate.

- Can we do this
without holding hands?

- No! He's worked so hard
while the rest of us

have just been flailing about.

- I don't think
that's accurate.

- Absolutely not the case.
- I implore you...

please forward the following;

John. My macho man.

You don't deserve
another failure.

- Oh.

- Okay. What is happening?

- I don't know, David,
just go with it.

John, we're here for you.

Oh, Alexis your hands
as dry as an autumn leaf.

- Eww.
- Shh.

- Well, I'm just happy
it's over, Stevie.

Those rooms are never easy,

but you were right there
when I needed you.

- Okay, I got my briefcase,

Let's go. Where is the car?

- Well, we still have
a few minutes, Rolland.

We finished early,
the car is not here yet.

I can't wait to pop some
champagne on that plane.

We can finally start
enjoying ourselves.

- Um, Johnny, let's not jump
the gun just yet, okay?

- Mr. Rose.
- Ruth.

Did we forget something else?

- Uh Ruth, we don't need
to be ushered out,

we know where the door is.
Come on, guys.

- I just wanted to come out

and personally thank you
for your pitch.

- Well, you're welcome.

It felt like we really turned
things around in there.

- You certainly did.
But between us,

they won't be moving
forward with the idea.

- How can they even decide
that fast?

- It's okay, Stevie.

- They've turned down
a thousand good ideas.

I was in the room when
they passed on Uber.

- Well...
- [Scoffs]

- I guess, I guess that's it.

- I really shouldn't be saying
this on company soil,

but two of the junior
partners and I

are in the process of starting
our own firm.

We've got the team,
we've secured the capital,

and we're planning on
launching next month,

and this is exactly
the kind of project

we're hoping to get behind.

- Maybe I should wait
to hear from Mike first.

- Johnny, I think you should
listen to her.

Believe me,
those people up there,

they don't deserve to be
in business with you.

- Mr. Rose, I don't know,

I feel like I'm getting
a good vibe from her.

- We would love
to take you for lunch

and hear more
about your proposal.

[Traffic whooshes, cars honk]

- Okay, I hear another vehicle.
Heavier tread.

- Oh my God. They're gonna get
here when they get here.

[Dog barks]

- Is that... could that be theirlimousine?

- That's them!

- Oh, your father's insistence
on telling us in person

could so go either way.

This threat of failure
is inhumane.

Jocelyn: No, I think
it's exciting.

It's like "Deal or No Deal",

but with the rest of our
lives.

[Doors open and shut]

- [Sighs]

- John! No!

[Alexis squeals happily]

[All laughing, cheering]

[All laughing]

- So you're like
a businesswoman now.

- Damn right I am.

- I sealed the deal.
It was really me.

- Oh my God!
- We did it!

We all did it!

- Champagne! Champagne for all!

- We only have Zampagne.
- Zampagne for all!

- Yes!
[Happy laughter]