All language subtitles for Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi 2008 Hindi 720p Bluray x264 AAC 5.1...Hon3y

Just a minute, I'll be back.

Yesterday, I saw her
for the first time..

..and fell in love instantly.

Hey Taani!

Your bridal outfit is here.

Nobody is going to see my
bridal outfit before me.

Stop!

Oh Taani my child
finish your mehendi first.

Oh dad! today is my wedding day
so please no time tables today..

..and if you are in such a
hurry why don't you sit for mehendi.

Saw that Surinder! All my life
I have disciplined so many kids..

..but this Professor Gupta couldn't
straighten his own daughter.

The princess has even
chosen her own Prince Charming.

It's a love marriage.

Hey Taani! Come here.

Guess who is this?

This is Surinder
my most favourite student.

Remember I used to
tell you about him?

Oh my god! So you are Surinder!

You have no clue mister..

..as to how many problems
I have gone through because of you.

Because of me?

Oh yes! Throughout school and college
I have only heard one thing..

Why don't you get marks
like Surinder!

Respect elders like Surinder!

Surinder did this,
Surinder did that..

..and more than anything
he wanted to get us married!

No, no..

What no, no? I am telling you.

He told me very seriously..

..that only a very fortunate
girl can get a guy like Surinder.

Actually you don't know, but
he loves you more than me.

You just can't stop talking.
Be quiet now.

Taani come here.
- I am coming.

Ok! it was nice meeting you, bye.

Yes! Of course, nice.

Yes it's true! I fell in love
with her the moment I saw her..

...her beautiful face, her joyous
dance, her unhesitant laughter.

I thought I was seeing a
girl for the first time.

It was a strange feeling, I was
happy and in pain at the same time.

What happened?

The bus carrying the groom and his
family has met with an accident.

Seems like no one has survived.

Please come everyone.

Get a car.. fast.

It was a massive heart attack.

We have done our best.
The rest is in gods hands.

Who is Surinder?

I have brought up
Taani with a lot of love.

She is still very
young and very fragile.

She will break under
such circumstances.

If you think its right
then please marry Taani.

Knowing that Taani is in safe
hands I'll be able to die in peace.

I don't have time son.

If you agree then
I'll speak to Taani.

I know this is not the right
time to talk to you about this..

...but what to do..

..seems like god
has called for me now.

I have never forced you for
anything and nor will I today..

..but before leaving
I'll give you just one advice..

..in life we make some relationships
and some are made by god.

You just think that god
has chosen Surinder for you.

Rest is your decision..

..but my child I wont be
able to rest in peace..

..if I leave you here alone.

I won't be able to rest in peace.

I'll do as you wish father.

Bless you my child, bless you.

Long life and happiness,
my children.

I always sleep in
the attic upstairs.

So the room and the
cupboard is all yours.

And if you need anything just
let me know, I am a light sleeper.

There was a delay in
the meter delivery.

It's all right now.
I have checked the inventory myself.

Yes within 48 hours.

Thank you.

Punjab power at your service
lighting up your life.

So Surinder! What news?

Nothing.

So Suri, you didn't come
to office for two days.

ls everything alright my friend?

Yes! Everything is fine.

Then why didn't you come to office?

Actually" I had to
attend Someone's wedding.

Someone's wedding or your own?

No nothing like that.

Anything can be kept a
secret from us in this city?

Friend! You turned out
to be very secretive.

You kept your big
day a secret from us.

No.. no.

Listen everybody
Sahni has got married.

So, when do we get
to meet your wife?

Come, oh not like this.

Surinder is our dear buddy
he will throw us a party.

Hey everyone there's a
party at Sahni's place today..

..and we will be
introduced to his wife.

No Khanna not today,
not today. Thank You!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Punjab Power,
lighting up your life.

Hey you Surinder Sahni
open the damn door.

Why are you hiding inside?

Are you too ashamed to see
eye to eye with Bobby Kholsa.

I say, open the door.

Even I don't want
to see your face..

..just came to tell you
that we are no longer friends.

I don't need a friend like you.

The one person who did everything..

..together with you hears about
your marriage from neighbours.

ls this the value of
Bobby Khosla in your life?

I know you are inside,
you left office an hour back.

I know everything Suri.

Bobby“

Hey Bobby..

Bobby is dead man!

Bobby can't die till Suri is alive.

Come in, I'll explain everything.

So where is she?

Down in my room.

And you sleep here?

Yes.

And now what?

Whatever god decides.

Here come the
caretakers of Punjab power.

Always late to work but always on
time for free alcohol and free food.

You see to them
I'll check on Taani.

Don't worry it'll all be ok.

lam coming, I am coming.
what is the damn hurry man?

Taani, it's me Surinder.

Some friends from
office have come home.

They found out about the wedding
and invited themselves over.

I tried my best to dissuade them
but you know how these people are.

I just have a small request..

If you could come and meet
everyone for just two minutes..

It's ok Taani,
you don't take tension.

I'll tell them that you are unwell.

I'll take care of it,
you please take rest.

Hey Sahni! where is your wife?

We are all too eager to meet her.

He won't let us meet her so early.

He must be hiding her somewhere.

It's not like that DK.

She is not feeling too
well after the long journey..

Oh! I'll go get her..

Hey Chaddha! You have
still not had a drink with me.

Ok then! First we'll drink and
then we'll call on Suri's wife.

Ok Surinder we'll take your leave.

It's quite late.

We'll probably meet
your wife another time.

Not a big deal.

No, no actually she was
very keen on meeting you all.

Surinderji!

I wanted to talk to you.
Could you come outside please!

Yes.

I'm sorry I behaved
very badly today.

I have married you willingly..

..hence I have no right to
take out my anger for god on you.

I promise you that from now
on I'll be a good wife to you.

Just be a bit patient with me.

I have to kill the
old Taani that I was..

..and become a new Taani
and that might take some time.

There is one more thing
I needed to tell you..

...I wont be able to love you.

...I don't think I have anymore
love in me to give to someone.

I don't know if you can
live your life without love.

And if you can't, then I wouldn't
want to be a burden on you.

I don't know what love is Taani.

I have never had the good luck
of falling in love with a lady.

Actually I don't
even know any ladies.

Today the way you kept my dignity in
front of my friends, is love for me.

I am not used to nor do
I require more love than this.

You are very lucky that
you have never been in love.

There is nothing more
painful In this world than love.

Ok good night then.

Now I know Taani, why I have
been In pain for the past two days.

I had fallen in love with
you the first time I saw you.

Good night.

Good morning!

Good Morning.

T

Soft, sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow, the winds blow

Soft, sweet, slow, the healing glow

Soft, sweet, slow, they bless us so

Soft, sweet, slow is
the rise of the moon

Soft, sweet, slow lift
the veil maroon

Soft, sweet, slow we
get high and we swoon

Take it slow now, let it sink

Take a breath, step
back from the brink

Toss your cares away with a wink

Cos life goes by in a blink

Soft, sweet, slow love will flow

Soft, sweet, slow love will flow

Soft, sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow love will flow

Raj
- you must have heard of me

The streets of love lie hassled

Tied up in shy coy tassels

They fight a war with themselves

This heart's uncertain
in every beat

It shies away in coy retreat

It says something does
something else

This mischief heart
ls a riddle, surprise

Rush into love and pay the price

Slow down love, let it sink

Take a breath, step
back from the brink

Toss your cares away with a wink

Cos life goes by in a blink

Love will flow now soft,
sweet, slow

Love will flow now soft,
sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow

Love will flow now soft,
sweet, slow

God must have his own god too

Who will work his
magic ways on you

And you will see in
me what I see in you

In the name of god, lets go

Beyond horizons, lets go

Carry me away, lets go

Remember the words

Of the prophet's poem

In the river of fire,
you sink to swim

Slow down love, let it sink

Take a breath, step
back from the brink

Toss your cares away with a wink

Cos life goes by in a blink

Love will flow now soft,
sweet, slow

Love will flow now soft,
sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow

Love will flow now soft,
sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow,
they bless us so

I'll take it.

What is this?

These people are
teaching dance here..

..it's a big company from Bombay.

Actually I have always
been very fond of dancing"

..and anyway I get bored
at home the whole day..

..but if you are not ok
with it I won't do it.

Thank you.

Mention not.

Bobby my friend

Yes Suri my friend

If I tell you something
promise me you won't tell anyone.

Never till I die my friend.. never

I have fallen in love

Congratulations,
celebrations, fireworks..

..but with whom?

With my wife Taani.

Congratulations,
celebrations, fireworks..

Cheers to this.
This is more like it.

But she does not love me.

How dare she not love you,
She is not your wife.

Two slaps and she'll
be loving you all over.

Hey don't you dare!
You will slap my wife?

No, no not me you will.

Never! The day I raise
this hand on her..

..you cut this hand with
your scissors, all of it.

You love her so much?

But she says she
wont be able to love me.

She wants to change herself.

She says she has to kill
the old Taani that she was..

But I love her just the way she is.

I want her to remain the happy,
fun spirited Taani that she was..

..and with whom
I fell in love instantly.

I don't want her to change.

I want her to fall in love with me.

Make her fall in
love with me my friend.

Do something that makes
me the hero of her life.

The kind of hero that she
loves to watch in films..

..and then she will
come in my arms.

Do some magic with your hands..

..and make my love story
my friend.

Balwinder viz. Bobby Khosla started
this salon for this day perhaps.

Now you wait and watch how
I write your love story.

Bobby! Will she really not
be able to recognize me.

Suri! If she recognizes you..

...I will close this salon
and go back to my village.

Oh that's great, the thing is,
Taani has joined a dance class.

..and I really want to watch her
dancing, so first I will go there.

And I'll quietly watch her dancing.

..then later I'll go
home and surprise her.

Hey what are you doing?
I don't Want to cut my moustache.

Oh relax I am not cutting,
just trimming your moustache.

Girls nowadays don't
like thick moustaches.

Slowly, slowly..

You duffer!

Oh sorry! Don't worry it'll be
back In a minute. I'll just check.

Where are you going?
I am feeling a bit tensed?

But Why?

Will Taani like this new Suri?

She will come dancing into your arms
and will softly whisper in your ears.

What?

Suri.

Yes.
- I love you.

How much.

Wow that was fantastic.

We bombayites never knew..

..that people in
Amritsar could dance so well.

Amritsar this one's for you.

You must have noticed that we have
divided you all into two groups.

Group Green and Group Red.

Now one person from Group
Red will be paired with..

..one person from Group Green.

Because after all, the real fun of
dancing lies in partner dancing.

Ok guys you can now go ahead
and find your dance partner.

Damn it!

Oh I am sorry..

Listen this is a misunderstanding.

I just can't dance.

Please listen to me,
I have never danced in my life.

Oh no, no, no Surinder.
No running away now.

You are not Suri I work
For Punjab power anymore.

Now you are Taani's hero.

You sing songs, you dance.

..you save the girls,
you kill the bad guys..

Hello I am Taani.

And I am your hero.

What?

I mean 21, 21.

You must have heard of me.

Um.. no I haven't.

Don't worry. You will keep
hearing it from now on.

Alright then! I'll see
you tomorrow. Goodbye!

Oh no, no, no, I mean..

..never say goodbye.

Always say, we are
traveling the love lane..

..down the road
we will meet again

Ok.

Ok.

Raj"

Raj, we are traveling the love lane,
Down the road we will meet again

We are traveling the love lane,
Down the road we will meet again

I just don't get it.

You said you'll watch Taani dance
and then go home and surprise her.

And now you are making me
create this fake moustache?

Oh you fool!

I have got the chance to
dance with Taani everyday..

..and you want me to loose that.

Do you think,
if she knew it was me..

...would she ever
dance with a geek like me?

Never.

And even if she did she wouldn't
be the same Taani I saw today.

What are you trying to say?

You just don't get it.

Suri reminds Taani of
her tragedy, her sadness.

She can never be the
old Taani around Suri.

But now by being Raj
I have the opportunity..

..to spend some time with her.

Tell me out of so many people.

..how come she was the only
one who became my partner?

How do I know?

I'll tell you.

Because of god..

If he wanted she could have
easily recognized me in a second.

But he didn't do that know why?

Why?

Listen to what god is saying.

He is saying..

..there I have
started your love story.

Now dance with Taani all you want..

...get to know her better,
make her laugh..

..give her heaps of happiness so
that she forgets all her pain..

..and becomes your
fun-loving Taani forever.

As Raj you can tell her
whatever is in your heart.

All that you could never say as Suri,
now go live your love story.

You got me all emotional again.

Here is your moustache,
and Suri is back.

I am sorry I got late,
I'll just change and come.

I will take the tiffin
- Alright

What is the matter?

Oh nothing, I have sprained my neck.
I'll be back. You heat the food.

Taani from now I'll
be late every night.

I am doing overtime at office.

Since you are busy with your
dance classes in the evening.

I thought it's best
I take on extra work.

Alright.

We are traveling the love lane,
down the road we will meet again..

Oh she's my sister dude..

You must have heard of me.

The thing is there was no
other colour left in the store.

These mumma's boys
took every other co|our..

..but even if there was
I would have chosen this one only.

Since yesterday yellow has
become my favourite co|our..

..because yesterday I saw
you for the first time..

..and you had worn yellow.

Listen mister Raj!
I do not appreciate such talk.

Please do not ever
try to flirt with me.

But where am I flirting.

Flirting would be if
I were to tell you that..

...I have never seen a girl
more beautiful than you..

..and when you dance all sweaty..

..the way your hair swings left
and right, my heart skips a beat.

But I didn't say
anything like that. No flirting.

Sorry Mr. Raj but I wont
be able to dance with you.

Oh no, no, no, I am sorry,
I apologise.

see the thing is
I am a loud mouth rowdy..

...I don't know how to
converse with decent women..

..and you are very simple.

So I will never do any
loose talk around you.

I'll be absolutely quiet. I promise.

Sorry wrong finger. One chance,
just one chance.

Yippe yippe! Taani partner you
didn't tell me sexy dress no,

It is pretty cool ya.

Raj, come here.
- Coming, coming.

Punjab's number one bike and
number one dude at your service.

No it's alright. I'll manage.

Oh don't think so much.

It's raining, you'll get wet,
come on I'll drop you home.

Thank you!

Why are you saying thank you
I should say thank you to you.

Alright then ready steady go.

Damn my hairstyle will get spoiled.

Know what Taani partner,
it's considered very lucky..

..to get wet in the first rain
and whatever you wish for comes true.

Really?
- Of Course!

Superb! so what did you ask for?

It's granted as soon
as I asked for it.

That the world's most beautiful
girl be sitting on my backseat.

Raj, you are flirting with me again.
Stop the bike I'll go on my own.

Ok, ok I am sorry, I apologise,
never again.

So Taani partner what did you wish
for in this first rain. - Nothing.

Oh Taani partner I am sure
your heart wants something.

No my heart does not want anything.

How is that possible Taani partner
everyone's heart wants something.

You seem to know everything..

..so why don't you tell
me what my heart wants.

Should I?

Yeah!

Your heart wants to stop paining.

Caught you now, didn't I?
Now you are not saying anything?

Say something, yes or no?

Taani partner, close your eyes and
let every raindrop reach your heart.

What are you doing Raj?
Who will watch the road?

You are watching it right?

Please look straight
and drive properly.

Ok, Here we go

This is it. Please stop here.

Ok then, your stop has come.

Ok thank you, bye!

No, no Taani partner
no goodbye remember.

Oh right! We'll meet again.

No, no full version please.

We are traveling the love lane..

..down the road we will
meet again. Happy!

Very, very happy!

We are traveling the love lane..

Have you ever tasted the first
raindrops, they taste heavenly.

Taani partner close your eyes and
let every raindrop reach your heart.

I am sorry I had some
trouble with the car so got late.

Taani can you please shut the
windows the floor will get spoilt.

Alright.

This is milk with turmeric.
It's good for your cold.

Thank you.

Ok good night.

1,2,3,4 Raj what on
earth are you doing?

Chill I am alright.. 5,6,7 cheers.

Hey why are you sticking
your finger in my nose..

...would you like it
if I stick my finger in your nose.

I have got it now.

Oh where are you going?

Raj leave me.

Oh why are you going
into my armpits now.

What the hell are you doing?

Please don't get
over familiar with me.

Do what they are teaching..

...look how well the other
girls are dancing, come, come.

Give me your hand. - Take my hand,
take my nose, take whatever you want.

Do you know this one
ringaa ringaa roses.

What the hell is your problem?

They do this in villages,
during festivals.

Listen up everyone, from Monday we
will start the dance competition.

Every couple will
get points each week..

..and then the top ten
couples will compete in the fina|s..

"And whoever wins
will be proclaimed“.

..the best dancing pair
in Amritsar.

Thank you Madonna madam.

Good night folks, bye, bye.

This Madonna madam
is 1O on 1O correct.

I have a strong feeling from
within that we will come first.

We'll come last not first.

It isn't raining today I
can go on my own. Thank you.

No that's not why I am here.

Taani partner I think you
should change your dance partner.

See I know that my dancing is
even worse than my talking..

..but you are just the best.

You will surely come first.

But if I am your partner
you will certainly loose..

..and I really won't
like to see that happen.

So then its fixed that from
Monday you'll find a new partner.

Alright then.

We are traveling the love lane,
down the road we will meet again.

Here Buddy, end Rays story.

Just think again Suri.

Oh I have thought of it enough.
I can't see Taani upset.

She was so disappointed..

..when she heard about the
competition and looked at me.

How long was this
going to last anyway!

So it's best we end this here.

Anyway I am happy with this much.

Moreover this damn Raj
wears really tight clothes.

It hurts a lot in
the front and the back.

Hey buddy I have to
take Taani out for a film.

I am late. I'll leave now..
I'll see you later.

Alright then Raj buddy
your role ends here.

I could not be yours
in this lifetime Rahul.

But I promise that I'll be
yours in all my lives to come.

I'll wait for you in
all my lives to come.

Taani Partner..

Getting bored, right?

Love stories of today
have lost their charm.

I have learnt about love
from the gods of love.

So I'll show you how to romance
and dance in Hindi film style

T

I'm in love, I feel so high

Here's where I live,
and here I'll die

Away from your arms, your streets

I wouldn't know where to fly

My heart's a tramp
with two left feet

Now tell me are we to ever meet?

In every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

Bees buzz inside my heart

When I smell the flower of love

Come on love, now sing your part

My heart flutters like a dove

Before your house, I'll build one
Smaller, even though it won't do

Someone love me just for a moment,
even if its untrue

Even if its untrue

In every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

O pretty woman with
the lush long hair

To the world I'm Junglee,
without a care

Roam the night, you do,
Singing Yahoo Yahoo

Roam the night, you do,
Singing Yahoo Yahoo

With stars wrapped around you

In every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

Praise the lord Shiv Shankar

Cos you just cant strike
or junk her

However hard you try

You're my soulmate it seems

The princess of my dreams

I think now I can fly

The World Will talk, don't heed it

Pray I find peace, I need it

In every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

O this ache in my heart

I ache in every part

But I'll show the world still

O this ache in my heart

I ache in every part

But I'll show the world still

I'm as good as the best

I want you to know

You have my vow

My love

In every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

Taani, please sit down.

Need some water?

Um.. actually my partner
Raj hasn't come in today.

Would you have his
number or address?

Sure, Raj.. Raj..

Oh ya Raj Kapoor.

There's no number but the address
is Raju motors, 21 Gol Maseed.

Raj u M oto rs?

How much longer Raju?

Almost done buddy, but
tell me something..

..why does Suri
keep riding your bike.

I just sold him a
brand New Hyundai I 10.

Oh that's a story I'll tell you
another time just..

..hurry up now please.

Almost done buddy.

Raju sir some lady is
here looking for Raj Kapoor.

Oh idiot even my mother has been
looking for Raj Kapoor for years.

Hey listen! Make her sit
and tell her that..

..Mr. Raj is coming in sometime.

Raj Kapoor, the actor is coming here?
I'll just call my mother..

Oh buddy not Raj Kapoor, the actor
but our Suri is coming as Raj Kapoor.

How did Suri become Raj
Kapoor now, what is going on..

It's a very long story, I'll tell
you later. Anwar hide the bike..

..buddy there is
something important you have to do.

Hey Suri, I am
calling from Raju's garage.

Your wife is here looking for Raj.

Taani has reached there?

Now what do I do, I told you
that I have ended the Raj episode..

..so she can come
first in the competition.

I know that but you
seem to have forgotten..

..that now this story is
being written by god, not you.

And how and when Rafe episode
will end, is up to him not you.

You just get here fast.
I have made her wait here.

Ok buddy I am coming right away.
But where are my clothes?

Right there in my cupboard.

Alright I'll be there in ten minutes.
Hey Bobby I love you buddy!

I love you too buddy.

Here you go.

Good evening Taani partner!

Hello dear, never fear,
Raj is here, cheers.

So Taani partner did my
boys attend to you properly.

Absolutely. Ten on ten hospitality.

I have only taught
these fools, come on now!

What are you looking at?

Enough of your singing, I am not
paying you to idle away your time.

Go do some work, come on come on.

Did they serve you biscuits.

I am sorry.

Oh trying to impress the
girl with your English eh?

Come on you oaf get to work now.

So Taani partner you here,
what, why, how come.

Um why didn't you come
to dance school today?

Oh the thing is I have left
dancing it is quite boring..

..and not something
dudes like me can do..

You haven't left dancing you
have left your Taani partner right?

So that I don't loose.

Oh no, no nothing like that.

But I am not going to leave my
partner nor am I going to lose.

You know, earlier I thought you
were a really cheap kind of..

...a guy but now I have
realized that under all..

..this cheapness is a
really good hearted guy.

If you can be so
worried about my winning..

"can't I worry about your dance?

Now that we are partners we
will remain partners till the end.

And anyway if you promise to
work hard and do extra practice..

...I also promise you
that we will definitely win.

Taani partner I had told
you that you'd miss me.

Looks like Raj's
magic has worked on you.

You have started again Raj?

Please promise me one more thing..

..that you will never do this
cheap flirting with me again.

Oh no, no way, I can promise to do
extra practice, to work harder..

..but I can't
promise to stop flirting.

You see this flirting comes
natural to me, I cannot control it.

It's god's gift.

Raj we are friends from today
and you will behave like one.

Ok then we'll meet
tomorrow at dance class.

Ok.. what's the big deal.

Taani partner you are
forgetting something.

We are traveling the love lane,
Down the road we will meet again.

Oh man, I'll die of happiness.

It's a match made in heaven

You may agree or not with thing

But it's in the song
the minstrel sings

It's a match made in heaven

Oh Bobby you are sleeping..

Here, hold this.

O come on buddy we were
having such great fun.

Where are my pants now and when..

Oh there you are.

O Suri buddy did you
see Raj's style?

Taani partner couldn't
resist coming to Raj, eh!

Did you hear what she said?

From today we are friends.

And you have seen
enough Hindi films..

..to know that a girl and
a guy can never be friends.

After friendship
comes love and romance.

So now I will hold Taani's hand
and while I dance and romance her.

You can be happy
holding the tiffin.. ok..

Oh why are you standing
like a villain between us..

..you married her
and spoilt her life.

She's like a miss world and you
are Suri I work for Punjab power..

Listen buddy I am telling you
before she runs away with me..

...and you are left holding
your leg between your legs..

..you should yourself step aside..

So that this dude can sweep her
away and walk into the sunset..

..and gloriously THE END
appears on the screen with a bang..

..and the audience bursts
into a thunderous applause.

Hey why are you so quiet.

Alright take your time, think
it over, we'll talk tomorrow.

Thought about it? I will
tell you what you are thinking.

You are thinking what
if while loving Raj..

..Taani completely forgets Suri..

..what if she never
falls in love with Suri..

..what if in the end
Suri is left saying..

..we are traveling the love lane,
Down the road we will meet again.

T

Put your left leg in

And your right leg out

Come on baby, let's start

Turn your head around

Swing your legs up and down

That's all it takes, let's start

Hey dude check it out

Sing, dance, twist and shout

Take my hand and hit the floor now

Take a chance on this
dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this
dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Now flick your hand to the tune

Like a clock hand, from 7 to noon

You've got yourself a step

A step that's made you hep

Now swing your hip without a care

Like a figure of eight in the air

You've got yourself a step

A step that's made you hep

Hey dude check it out

Sing, dance, twist and shout

Take my hand and hit the floor now

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this
dance o soniya

'Take a chance on this dance

Throw a hand up, shake it well

Like you're ringing a temple bell

You've got yourself a step

A step that's made you hep

Shake the other hand below

Like you'd tug a kite
to make it soar

You've got yourself a step

A step that's made you hep

Hey dude check it out

Sing, dance, twist and shout

Take my hand and hit the floor now

Take a chance on this
dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this
dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this
dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

You both have been selected.

..in the top 10 of
the dancing competition.

What will you have?

Gol guppa-

How many?

Sweetheart!

You just keep bringing them,
today there's no limit.

Very well then.

What do you mean by no limit?

Raj partner gol guppa competition.

Competition in this too?

Oh! then tell me.

What prize does the winner get?

The winner can make the loser
do any one thing he wishes to.

Anything? - Absolutely,
and the looser can't refuse.

In that case Taani
partner you have lost..

..because Raj will eat all
the gol guppas in Amritsar..

..but won't loose.

See it then.

Hey man! bring on
the damn golguppas.

Bring it on.

Bring it on.

Taani partner if you are
tired feel free to give up.

Cheers!

Congratulate me?

Huh!

I have been selected for the
top 1O in the dance competition.

This is very good news
many many congratulations.

I have made chicken rice today,
while you change I'll heat it up.

Chicken Rice!!!

You don't like it?

Of course I like it, I Love it!

I'll just be back.

Your plate?

I am full. I actually ate
a lot of chaat on the way.

Raj and I went out to celebrate.

Raj.. Who is Raj?

Oh! I totally forgot to tell you.

Raj is my dance partner.

This dance competition is in pairs.

Each person is given a partner.

He has his own garage, Raju garage.

He is a very funny guy.
Always makes me laugh!

You didn't like the biryani?

It's A-one.. A-one.

Suri buddy, Taani was right
this love is a painful thing..

..there's pain in disguising
oneself, pain in dancing..

..and now pain even in eating.

This love will surely
kill you one day Suri!

I'm so sorry.

You bloody bitch!

Please mind your tongue,
I said sorry, right?

Keep quiet, I know people
like you..

..You hit purposely
and then say sorry..

..so that the best
of the competition..

..goes out right at the beginning,
bloody bitch!

Hey you miss wannabe!

If you say bitch once more
you won't know what hit you.

Taani partner, you just
ignore this miss wannabe.

Raj is here so why fear..
I'll talk to her!

Talk!
- What?

Talk to me!

To hell with the talk, I'll just
say sorry on my partner's behalf“.

..and you say sorry on
your partner's behalf.

Make me say it!
- What?

Tiny! See what happened to my leg.

Tiny?

Tiny Singh. My name. Any problem.

Oh no, no.. size doesn't matter.

Man should be solid like you.

My own pet name is little..
chicken little.

Let's just put this behind us.

I'll say sorry on everyone's behalf.

Full and final sorry.

Happy family.. hug? Ok ok no hug.

Bitch!

What did she say?
- Tich tich.. She said tich.

And man your biceps are
glowing in this light, I must say.

Where did you get this tattoo?

Leave it man!!
- Left it.. left it.

Who am I to catch you anyway?

Bloody bitch! I should have
given her one tight slap..

..and she'd be dancing
all her life.

Taani partner can I say something?
Abusing doesn't suit you.

When did I abuse?

You just said.. b for bitch.

I know cdf as well. Wanna hear?

No, no thank you.
This ls enough for today.

Dammit!!! Bloody Dolly..
Move it.. hold this!

Holding it..
why are you tying this..

She has left..
what are you doing?

Son-of-a-gun, take it easy man.

There they are.

Oh! no, that's a different couple.

Dolly, bitch.

I'll show you now.

Raj, get off.

I'm ready partner,
but what's the plan?

Tiny, I suggest you mess with
people your own size next time.

And Dolly.. Dance now!

Hell With Tiny!

Taani partner you are dhoom 3.

My best friend's brother
had a bike..

..and we used to steal
and ride it every night.

I have three years of practice.

Any more surprises Taani partner?

You won't fly away like Superman no?

You never know, wait and watch.

I have only been waiting
and watching.

So your wife was riding the bike?

Yes.

That too at the speed of 120?

Yes.

And what were you doing?

I was sitting behind.

What were you doing at the back?

I had to hold the handbag, right?

Oh man! A lady is riding the bike..

..and you are sitting
behind holding a ladies handbag.

You have spoilt the whole macho.

Sorry Bobby, which
part of the bike is macho.

ls it very expensive? - Oh man it's
not a bike part it's a man's part.

Why do men ride bikes?
To look macho.

Why do they wear jeans?
To look macho.

But who is this macho?

Macho means manhood.

They show in films, right,
that If heroines don't listen..

..the heroes just pick them
up and take them that is macho.

Our action king Dharmendra is macho.

Our Stallone Rambo is macho.

And you are sitting behind
holding a bag destroyed the macho..

But now how can
I rectify this macho?

To start with never sit
on the backseat whether..

..it is the bike or your house.

The handle must
always be in your hands..

..otherwise your wife
will never respect you.

And when you walk you must
swell your chest high like this.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey Bobby.

What macho man?

Girls are tying
rakhi all around here..

..every girl is making
her partner her brother.

What if Taani gets into
the mood to do the same?

Do one thing.
Go hide in the bathroom.

That's exactly where I am.

Even I have that much intelligence.

But now what do I do?

Do anything but just don't come out.

You can die but you
cannot let her tie the rakhi.

Ok best of luck buddy!

Raj.. Raj are you inside?

Yes I am here.

My stomach is not keeping well.

So I won't be able to dance.

I am having loose motions,
I am afraid.

Oh.. ok.. so then we'll
shop for costumes today.

Anyway nobody seems to be
interested in dancing here..

..too busy tying rakhis.
It's very irritating.

It's irritating? In that
case I'll just be out.

No Rakhi
- macho, No Rakhi - macho.

The festival of rakhi has been
made into a joke in this country.

Wherever you go
everyone is tying rakhi.

Just so that people
don't make any wrong..

..notions about a boy
and girl relationship.

Can't a boy and girl just be friends,
can't they be professional partners?

1O on 10 correct Taani partner.

But actually it's the girls who
are responsible for this charade..

..given a choice no boy would
ever make a girl his sister.

Now look at Tiny and Dolly itself.

Till yesterday we
thought that they were.

...girlfriend and boyfriend, right?

But just today Dolly tied a
huge rakhi on Tiny's hand.

Poor chap was crying.. Booohooo.

What do the poor guys do?

..these girls don't even
say what they really want.

No girl wants a bodyguard
in the name of a boyfriend.

Who does nothing but
goes around showing his..

"Muscles like some macho.

Here.. try these.

What no macho? But Bobby..

Raj.
- Yes present!

Come on.

Taanipaflnen

Hmmm!

I am confused.

Why? ls the size not right?

No, no not in the clothes.

..there is some
confusion in my mind and heart.

What confusion?

Taani partner, tell me one thing..

..what does a girl really want?

You've asked a very
difficult question.

The answer to what a girl wants
can be understood only by a girl.

I have to become a girl now?

The answer is very simple..

..but by the time a guy understands
it both of them turn old.

No, no Taani partner please
explain it to me in a shorter way.

I don't want to turn old alone.

The only thing a girl desires is
that someone loves her like..

..no one has ever been
loved before.

There is nothing else
a girl wants from life.

So now you understand?

If Dolly thought Tiny
loved her like this..

..she would have
never tied him a rakhi.

Come on now, let's go.

Suri loves you even more
than you can imagine Taani.

But you are just not
being able to see it.

Never mind, now Raj will
show Suri's love to you.

And no macho.

Taanipaflnen
tomorrow is my birthday.

Oh wow.
- Thank you!

I wanted to spend the
whole day with you, what say.

Um full day.. I don't think..

No saying no Taani partner,
remember gol gappa winner..

..so today I am asking you for
my prize and you can't say no.

And anyway every year
I spend this day alone.

So I thought let's do
something different this year.

But I d0n't..

Now don't tell me you will
have to tie me a rakhi..

..to spend the day with me.

Alright Raj partner
tomorrow's day is all yours.

Way to go, I will pick you at
9 am tomorrow, Amritsar time.

We are traveling the love lane,
Down the road we will meet again.

T

You are my heaven

My final tryst

You are my prayer

My soul's bliss

You are the calm that I seek

You are in every heart beat

I know nothing else

Now except

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I can't help but bow before you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

So far somehow

I'm helpless now

But I touch you with my gaze

Your scent

Your words

I'm in paradise in a daze

You're the light inside my heart

You're the treasure I'd never part

I know nothing else

Now except

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I can't help but bow before you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

It's a match made by god

With anklets that ring

Leave me longing

Your shadow teases with its touch

When you g0 b)’

Smiling so shy

Even my god can't take so much

You are that shine

My light divine

I know nothing else

Now except

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I can't help but bow before you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

It's a match made by god

Hey Khanna, ready, steady go..

What.. what is this Raj?

It's love Taani partner,
swear to god it's true love.

See I am a rough tough guy..

..had I gone to express
my love through words..

..something stupid
would have come out.

So I thought let me get the whole
of Amritsar to express my love..

Did you not like it?

Like it! Every girl dreams
that someone loves her this madly.

But this kind of madness
no girl can even dream of.

I really liked it Raj but at
the same time I am feeling sad.

I have made a huge mistake..

I should have told you
that I am a married girl Raj.

I know everything, his
name is Surinder Sahni..

..and he works for Punjab Power
and you reside at B-52 Hussain Pura.

I know everything.

But I did not do all this
with any wrong expectations..

..no absolutely not.

I just wanted you to know
how special you are to me.

And you don't worry,
nothing has changed between us..

..we were friends and
we will remain friends..

..the only difference
is that you are married..

..and I will get
married somehow someday.

Nothing has changed,
every thing is the same.

No Raj everything has changed.

When a girl begins to
dream with open eyes..

..then her whole world changes.

Nothing remains the same after that.

Please leave Raj.

I want to be here
alone for sometime. Please.

Ok Taani partner.

Suri I think it's enough now.

Now put an end to this double
role and tell her the truth.

No buddy not now.

But why not?

Because I want to know
whether she loves Raj or Suri.

Oh Come on buddy!
They are both the same.

Vvhoeversheloves
she'll be loving you only.

But she does not know
they are the same, right?

For her there is a lot of
difference between them.

Suri is her husband
and Raj is nobody.

In that case there
is another difference.

Raj expresses his love
for her loud and clear.

And Suri, keeps his love
shut in his tiffin box.

Buddy nobody here is god,
all of us are human..

..and humans are hungry for love.

We get pulled wherever we find love.

You are being unfair
to your wife Suri.

On one hand as Raj you
are showing her heaven..

..and on the other hand, as Suri..

..you show her your
grandfather's cottage.

Buddy show her Suri's |ove..

..and then see she'll
never even look at another Raj.

Bobby my friend, to
make Taani laugh..

..to keep her happy, Suri can
do comedy, Suri can dance.

..Suri can change himself
completely and become Raj.

But to win her love
Suri won't change.

She will have to love this Suri I
work for Punjab Power for who he is.

And she will have to understand
Suri's love soft, sweet, slow.

Otherwise we are
traveling the love lane..

..down the road we will meet again

Oh god! why are you adding spice
to his sugar sweet love story?

So how is your dance practice going?

Good.

And how is your partner,
what was his name?

Raj.

Yes, yes Raj!

So is this Mr. Raj married?

No he isn't.

I have got two passes for a
trade fair from the company..

...would you like to go?

Yes.

Hi, hello, hope you're fine.

This game here will blow your mind.

If you're not here it's your loss.

And to all who are here,
at this Japan fun fair.

Welcome.

We have for you, imported
specially from Japan, Mr. Sumo!

If you can last ten
minutes in the ring

Two return tickets
to Japan will you win

So I ask you where is
the son-of-this-soil

Who can make this warrior toil?

Come on my hero

Smash him down to zero

Oh if there's someone
here who had a love in Japan

Tripped up, lost out,
failed in his plan

Oye here's your
chance to make her smile

Win 2 return tickets,
go the extra mile

Oye is there a lion
heart who here sits

Can blow this monster
to little bits

So we have here an Amritsar hound

Who'll bring this
sumo down to the ground

Your name please?

Surinder Sahni.

O brothers and sisters..

..put your hands together
for Mr. Surinder Sahni.

Buddy you're sure?

Yes.

Then why delay? Just walk this way..

Sir you said you
were sure, so fight..

This is wrong sir.. let go..

The line is out..
the line is out..

It's a miracle.

Sumo's been flung to the ground

It's a balle balle
for Punjab this round

And Mr. Surinder
Sahni has won himself.

..2 tickets to Japan from
Amadeus absolutely free.

What was this drama?

What was the need
for you to do this?

Aren't you aware that you are
an average working class man.

Who everyday puts on his g|asses..

..sits in a 4 by 4 cubicle
and works in front of a computer.

You are not a hero to go..

..and fight with
someone four times your size.

What were you trying to prove? huh?

Please tell me what was
The need to do all this?

You were very quiet at the fair.

Only at the Japan stall
you showed some interest.

I knew with my salary
you'd never be able..

..to see Japan so I thought that..

..if I win you'd be able
to see Japan and feel happy.

Please stop worrying
About my happiness.

I am happy, but I cant keep
jumping around all the time.

If I am quite it doesn't
mean I am not happy..

..and if I want
something I will ask you for it.

You have already done
enough for me.

Please don't do so much
that I am never able to pay..

..you back all my life.

Please don't do anything for me.

Please I beg you.

I was not doing you a favour Taani,
I was just loving you..

..and love can never be paid back.

Oye Suri look who is here.

That day's dinner was just amazing.

The tandoori chicken you
made was out of this world.

Everybody enjoyed it, everybody.

Ok, ok let's get
back to work, good day.

You forgot this.

Thank you.

There is a new film playing at
Rialto, would you like to see it?

Alright, I'll be ready.

Punjab Power lighting up your life.

Taani partner I had told
you that you'd miss me.

Looks like Raj's
magic has worked on you

It's love Taani partner,
swear to god it's true love.

Taani partner, close your eyes and
let every raindrop reach your heart

There's nobody inside.

Thank you.

Hello

Suri your wife is here.

She is asking for Raj.

I am coming.

Oh good night Taani
partner happy monsoon.

I thought you have
forgotten your partner..

..the lights and the I love
you must have scared you a bit?

Oh forget it all and drink
Punjab's number one tea.

Taani partner any problem?

How can you be so happy?

How can you love me
without expecting love in return.

Don't you feel pain in love?

Pain?

Love is god's gift so how
can there be pain in love.

And about expecting love
in return..

..one doesn't love only
if the love is reciprocated.

Look I see god in you so
I fell in love with you.

You saw god in someone else so
you fell in love with him..

..it's that simple.

Now you should not worry
about all this, you just..

..drink this hot, hot tea.

My life is not that simple Raj.

I don't see god in anyone.

I don't see god in anyone.

I had shut all my doors to love.

And then you come along laughing,
singing, dancing.

And declared I love you.

From you I learnt what true love is.

That there is no pain in true love.

You awakened love in me once again..

..the love that I had
killed within me long back.

Why did you come in my life Raj?

What do I do now?

I am a married girl.

So now why don't you
answer a very simple question?

What do I do now?

Run away with me.

If you are not happy with him.

If you don't love him
then come along with me.

God does not give all
of us equal happiness.

Some of us have to snatch our
share of happiness from him.

You also snatch your share.

Run away with me.

Take me away Raj.. take me away.

I have seen a lot of unhappiness
I can't handle the pain anymore.

I want to be happy, I want to laugh,
I want to live, I want to love again.

Take me away Raj, I
can't take it anymore please.

I promise that tomorrow, the
night of the competition.

...will be our last night
in Amritsar.

I lost buddy.

I had set out to make Taani happy..

..to make my love story but
it's become the end of me.

I just don't understand why are
you not telling her the truth now?

Try and understand man,
when a married woman.

"Especially someone like Taani is
ready to run away with someone else..

..how unhappy she must be
in her marriage. Just think.

Taani does not love me,
she is not happy with me.

So isn't it my duty to set her free?

So that she can find
her Raj somewhere.

But no Raj will have Surfs heart.

..and Taani has fallen in love
with that heart, don't you get it?

No buddy if she had fallen
in love with that heart..

..she would have
understood what is in Suri's heart.

She would have
recognized Suri's love for her.

I have decided, tomorrow
after the competition..

...I will leave a letter and be gone.

I have put this house on her name..

..and have requested for a
transfer to the Delhi office.

You have gone mad, you
have gone mad totally.

I am telling her everything.

You have my swear Bobby.

Remember you had stopped
me once by telling me..

..that god is
writing this love story.

So now leave the end
of this story to God.

I come here to take blessings
before every important work.

Today is a big day for you so
I wanted god to be with you.

God! Let my Taani be happy wherever
and with whom ever she may be.

I don't want anything else from you.

He says that he sees god in
me but I am nothing like you.

In what way do people see you?

Even I want to see you.
Please show me god too.

Please show me god too.

T

You asked no questions

Right from the start?

You gave me all
straight from the heart

Didn't say one word

Or judge me while

You gave me all with a smile

You're my sun, you're my shade

You're my own you'll never fade

I know nothing else

Now except

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I can't help but bow before you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

So this was couple no. 6

Their marks the judges will now fix.

Without a delay, straight
from heaven, here's couple no. 7

Please welcome Dolly and Tiny.

I cannot come with you Raj.

For sometime your love had made
me weak, it had made me selfish.

I had forgotten that he had
held my hand when I was all alone.

Now I can't leave his hand.

He is a little boring,
he doesn't speak much..

"Looks very simple in
his ways, in his work..

..in everything he is
just a common ordinary man.

But I see god in him.

Yes Raj, I see god in him.

It's possible to leave a man
but how does one leave god?

Wherever I may run to,
god will be present..

..and wherever there
is god he will be there.

I can't leave my husband Raj.

I am sorry, please forgive me.

So ladies and gentlemen
that was your couple no.9

and now you all must be
waiting to know who is couple no.1 O

So now coming in front of you
to show their scintillating.

..performance is our last
couple of the competition.

Ladies and gentlemen
please welcome Miss Taani..

..and Mr. Raj.

Wow, nowadays guys seem to
be more shy than girls..

..the girl is here but the
boy isn't, not a problem.

...let's just try again.

So ladies and gentlemen
please welcome Mr. Raj.

Maybe he is in the bathroom
doing last minute dance practice.

Let's try once again loudly".

So ladies and
gentlemen please welcome.

My dance partner won't be coming.
Please disqualify us.

Are you sure?

Raj
- you must have heard of me.

Oh nothing, I have sprained my neck.

I'll be late every night.
I am doing overtime at office.

Your heart wants to stop paining.

I am sorry I had some
trouble with the car so got late.

And how is your partner,
what was his name?

His name is Surinder Sahni
and he works for Punjab Power.

It's love Taani partner,

swear to god it's true love.

I see god in you so
I fell in love with you.

You saw god in someone else
so you fell in love with him.

If you are not happy with him.

If you don't love him..

..then come along with me.

It's a match made by god

Lies.

No Taani.

All lies.

No, no.

You lied to me, that you
don't know what is love.

All lies.

How easily you turned
all my sadness into joy..

...all my tears into laughter,

I did not give you a
single drop of love..

..and you just kept
showering your love on me.

How can you love me so much?

It's very simple, I see god in you.

When I pray to him
my heart feels solace.

And when I see you laugh,
I see you happy..

..my heart feels even more solace.

Taani if this is love then
I love you even more than god.

What's this? Please don't cry.

Handkerchief?

I forgot it at home.

Taani, god won't be angry with me..

..that I love you more
than him, no?

No, no.

Then it's A-One.

A-One.

So ladies and gentlemen this is
Amritsar's dancing couple No. 1

Mr. Raj and Miss Taani.

Excuse me.. it's
Mr. and Mrs. Surinder Sahni.

Ok my mistake.

So ladies and gentlemen put
your hands together for..

...Mr. and Mrs. Sahni and
from here begins a new journey.