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So,
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the old witch returned
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to the fair seamstress
at her spinning wheel,
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this time, carrying a steaming cauldron.
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Are you ready for your supper, my pretty?
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I hope you're hungry for
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little-girl soup!
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Great fairy tale, Dad.
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Oh, that's no fairy tale.
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That just went down last week.
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The witch lived right over there.
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Dad, can Mr. Potato do the safety spell?
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Hmm, I don't know.
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Let's see if he remembers it.
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Greeble, grabble, snubble, snau,
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baggle, wag, kablevver.
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These magic words protect you now
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and always will, forever.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Good night.
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Good night, honey.
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Going out.
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Oh! Okay, hon.
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Do you need any... coins
or food or anything?
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- No, thanks.
- You know what?
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Let me get you a sweater.
Might get nippy later.
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I'll be fine, Dad.
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Oh!
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Hey!
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What's this? Oh!
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Haven't seen this little guy in years!
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Remember me, Al?
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Sick!
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Don't you love me anymore?
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Dad, that is a legit health risk.
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You've gotta burn that thing.
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Okay. Okay. I will.
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See ya.
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And always will, forever.
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Well, at least you still
need me, little rock sprouts.
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Mornin', Eddie.
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Hey, Lila.
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You doin' okay, there, buddy?
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I'm good. It's just parenting stuff.
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Your boy [BLEEP] cats or somethin'?
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No, nothing like that.
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It's just my daughter.
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She's growin' up so fast!
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Feels like yesterday she was this
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sweet little kid pulling at my sleeves.
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Now look at her.
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She's a fully grown, independent woman
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with a smoking-hot, perfect 10 boyfriend.
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Yeah. That's tough.
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But there's nothing you can do.
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Kids grow up. They get their own lives
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and it's not like you can just
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make 'em spend more time with you.
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So, I'm giving you more hours.
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What? Why?
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It's the busy season.
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I didn't know there was a busy season.
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Oh, yeah! The cabbage harvest
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just came in, so, buckle up.
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We're gonna have to start
working nights, weekends,
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and, well, just in general,
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spending a whole lot more time together.
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Oh. Wow.
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Uh, okay. Yeah.
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If that's what we gotta do, then,
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count me in.
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Oh, bard!
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Play heartbreak mix.
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? I'm strong enough
to stand without you ?
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? Strong enough to dance alone ?
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? I'm strong enough to be a maiden ?
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? A maiden on my own ?
- Chauncley. Oh, boy.
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Bard, off!
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You have to stop moping
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about this peasant girl, Prince.
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It's getting unhealthy!
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This place is filthy and...
and you smell terrible!
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You don't understand, Vexler.
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I've never felt the way I did
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when I was with Al.
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She made me feel so... free,
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like I could choose my own destiny.
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Don't worry, Prince.
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You're still perfectly capable
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of choosing your own destiny, okay?
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Now, come on. Your dad needs
to tell you something.
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You're getting married.
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What?!
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We're losing the war
with the Valdrogians.
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The only way they'll agree to a truce
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is if we combine our kingdoms
through royal marriage.
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You shall be the pawn
I use to secure my legacy.
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Wh-What... What if I
don't want to get married?
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Wedding's tomorrow. Congratulations.
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Did you know about this, Jaka?
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And those are the top 50
weirdest trees I've ever seen.
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Cool, Dad. Thanks for telling me all
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about those again.
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Whoa!
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Archie! You got it!
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Yeah!
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You guys bought a wagon? How?!
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It's all those extra hours
we've been doing.
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I've been saving my share.
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Good for you, kids!
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I remember when I bought my first wagon.
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It was just an old
two-wheeler pulled by a cow,
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but, man, I had some wild times
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bummin' around town in that thing.
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Yeah. Well, that's
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not really why we got this.
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What do you mean, Alligator?
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Well, Dad, you know how
I'm always telling you
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about my dreams
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to do something bigger with my life?
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Well, Archie and I have been talking
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and we've decided to move to Paris!
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The one in France?!
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Yeah! Look!
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It's got everything. It's got
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universities and caf�s,
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culture, art, intellectuals.
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Uh, but isn't it kinda far away?
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Oh, yeah. It's super far.
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We never could've walked,
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but now that we have this wagon,
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it's finally possible.
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Yeah, Mr. S.
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You made this happen.
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I can't thank you enough, Dad.
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This is all because of you.
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Oh!
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I can't believe you're actually moving
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to actual Paris.
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I know! I never thought
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it'd really happen, but I'm finally
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getting outta here.
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You gotta come visit me,
all the time, okay?
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Al, it takes 10 months to get there.
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I mean, let's be real.
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Once you go, there's a good chance
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that we'll never see each other again.
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You could come with us!
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Yeah. We have room in the wagon!
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- We could...
- My career is here, Al.
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And things are going
really well at the convent.
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We're on track to open 50 new churches
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this quarter and don't tell anyone,
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but I'm leading creative on a new crusade
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that we're launching in the spring.
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Maggie, that's great!
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I know people say that
Christianity's a bubble,
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but, I really feel like
I'm on the ground floor
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of something big here.
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I don't wanna leave you.
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You're not leaving me.
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You're leaving Lower Murkford.
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You know you have to.
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There's nothing keepin' you here anymore.
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You're right.
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There's not.
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So, um,
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Princess...?
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Vicki.
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Princess Vicki.
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Um, have you ever been
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in an arranged marriage before?
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Yeah. Actually,
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I've been engaged...
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nine times,
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but all my other fianc�s died,
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of plague.
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Oh, gosh!
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I'm, um...
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Mm. Sorry.
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You don't have plague, do you?
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Oh, me? No. No, no, no. I'm clean.
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Are you sure? Have you been tested?
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Yep, every six months or so.
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Fine. It's just, you know,
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I've been burned before and I'm not
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about that drama right now.
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Oh, god, no. I... totally understand.
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- Cool.
- Can't be too careful.
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Right.
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Ohhh, god.
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Looks like my mom is day drinking again.
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She's already two skulls deep.
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I guarantee, by the end of the night,
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she's either gonna start killing people
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or, worse,
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dancing!
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Oh.
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Yeah. My father kills people a lot, too.
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- See? You get it.
- Yeah.
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Is that you, in that portrait?
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Ah, yes.
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Um, it was...
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it was painted a while ago.
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- Mm.
- I'm not really sure
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why we've still got it up there.
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Is that a Sumerian flat-billed mallard?
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Well, I... Y-Yes, it is!
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I have six of the same
kind back at my castle.
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- No!
- Yeah!
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Let's see.
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There's Flapster, Quacky,
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Fred, Ginger,
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Honky, and Bill.
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Those are my guys.
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Guys?
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What's goin' on?
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Hello, Alexandra.
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We didn't expect you home so soon.
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Your brother Michael and I were just
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in the middle of a little
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intellectual gathering.
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Sometimes, we like
to get together and, uh,
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do smart, intellectual
talking about culture.
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Michael, you were just about to say to me
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an opinion about art, weren't you?
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Weren't you?
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Dad, I don't understand what's happening.
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Would you excuse us for one moment?
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Mikey, get your shit together!
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Do you want your sister
to leave forever?!
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Just give her the damn hors d'oeuvres!
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Uh, t-today,
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we have an assortment
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of local, fresh rock sprouts.
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Ooh, la, la! Rock sprouts?!
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Well, I'll bet you can't
get these in Paris.
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Yeah, because they're a poisonous weed.
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No one outside of this town
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even considers rock sprouts food.
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Well, if this isn't food,
why am I eating it?
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I have no idea.
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They give you a nasty rash
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and turn your teeth black.
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Small price to pay for the bitter taste.
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Okay. This has been fun,
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but, I gotta start loading up the cart.
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We're leaving in the morning.
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Agh!
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Al.
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You can't go.
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What? Why?
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Because Paris is Paris
and... and... and...
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and you're just a kid!
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No, I'm not.
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Not anymore.
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Well, I'm still your dad
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and I forbid you from going.
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Dad, I'm sorry you feel that way, but,
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this is what I wanna do
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and you can't stop me.
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Oh? Oh, we'll see about that.
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Try getting to Paris without your wagon.
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- Ah!
- Dad! Come on!
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You're gonna hurt yourself!
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Stop!
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Ah! Oh!
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Oh, my god.
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- Okay. Here.
- Ow!
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Fine! You hate this place?!
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Then... just go!
273
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I don't care!
274
00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,217
Get out of here!
275
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Go!
276
00:11:15,325 --> 00:11:17,397
You know, Vicki, I must admit,
277
00:11:17,422 --> 00:11:18,599
at first, I was rather skeptical
278
00:11:18,623 --> 00:11:19,734
about being forced to marry
279
00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:21,203
for political purposes, but,
280
00:11:21,227 --> 00:11:23,271
I'm starting to think
it might not be all bad.
281
00:11:23,295 --> 00:11:24,706
Oh, you're sweet!
282
00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:26,608
No. It is fun to think
that, in three hours,
283
00:11:26,632 --> 00:11:28,511
we're gonna be standing
at the altar together.
284
00:11:28,535 --> 00:11:30,078
I know! And, in four hours,
285
00:11:30,102 --> 00:11:31,447
we'll be eating our wedding cake.
286
00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:32,915
Yes! I love cake.
287
00:11:32,939 --> 00:11:34,583
And then, of course, in 12 hours,
288
00:11:34,607 --> 00:11:35,684
we'll be in our carriage,
289
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:37,451
riding back to Valdrogia.
290
00:11:37,475 --> 00:11:39,283
Yes. I suppose we will.
291
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:41,590
And, in a week,
we'll have our coronation.
292
00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:43,892
In a month, you'll begin waging wars.
293
00:11:43,916 --> 00:11:46,027
In a year, I'll give
birth to our first heir,
294
00:11:46,051 --> 00:11:48,629
and then our second, third,
fourth, fifth, and sixth,
295
00:11:48,653 --> 00:11:50,699
and then, my womb will explode.
296
00:11:50,723 --> 00:11:52,535
We'll both become addicted to opium
297
00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:53,634
and you'll be assassinated
298
00:11:53,658 --> 00:11:55,369
by your most trusted advisor.
299
00:11:55,393 --> 00:11:56,939
Huh. Yes.
300
00:11:56,963 --> 00:11:58,474
Yeah. I suppose it will all
301
00:11:58,498 --> 00:12:00,809
just play out like clockwork.
302
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:04,124
Oh, by the way, this is for you.
303
00:12:04,436 --> 00:12:05,647
It's a wedding crown
304
00:12:05,671 --> 00:12:07,482
and the cool thing about it is
305
00:12:07,506 --> 00:12:08,916
it doubles as a gravestone,
306
00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,551
so, when you die, you can just pop it
307
00:12:10,575 --> 00:12:12,420
right onto your coffin.
308
00:12:12,444 --> 00:12:13,588
Oh, wow!
309
00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,123
Yeah. Oh, Chauncley.
310
00:12:15,147 --> 00:12:18,012
I feel like us meeting was destiny.
311
00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:21,329
Turtles!
312
00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:27,002
? So, the pretty bird flies away ?
313
00:12:27,026 --> 00:12:29,604
? And the pig boy gets to stay ?
314
00:12:29,628 --> 00:12:31,907
? But they'll always have each other ?
315
00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:35,476
? For the rest of their days ?
316
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,912
The end.
317
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,147
Mikey!
318
00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:41,517
That was a beautiful farewell song.
319
00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:42,829
Thank you.
320
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,753
- I love you so much!
- I love you!
321
00:12:45,777 --> 00:12:46,988
Write me a letter when you get there.
322
00:12:47,012 --> 00:12:48,751
- I wanna know that you made it.
- I will.
323
00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,328
Guess Dad's not coming, huh?
324
00:12:53,352 --> 00:12:55,165
He really doesn't want you to go, Al.
325
00:12:55,189 --> 00:12:57,532
I know, but, I can't spend
the rest of my life
326
00:12:57,556 --> 00:12:59,310
doing only what Dad wants.
327
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:00,636
Get up there, son.
328
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:02,037
Yes, Dad. Whatever you want.
329
00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:06,440
Hello,
friends and family from near and far.
330
00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:09,110
Thank you so much for joining us
on this beautiful day.
331
00:13:09,134 --> 00:13:11,613
Now, the bride and groom have decided
332
00:13:11,637 --> 00:13:13,615
to do something very special.
333
00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:15,149
Rather than say traditional vows,
334
00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:16,718
they've decided to have their vows
335
00:13:16,742 --> 00:13:18,954
written for them by their parents.
336
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,559
"We promise, from this day forward,
337
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,228
to be their obedient tools,
338
00:13:26,252 --> 00:13:30,032
doing anything they ask of us
without question,
339
00:13:30,056 --> 00:13:32,500
never thinking of our own feelings,
340
00:13:32,524 --> 00:13:36,238
and forgetting all previous
love interests forever."
341
00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:38,907
Do you, Princess Vicki, so swear?
342
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:39,875
I do.
343
00:13:39,899 --> 00:13:41,509
And do you, Prince Chauncley,
344
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:42,643
swear the same?
345
00:13:44,269 --> 00:13:45,881
Go on, son.
346
00:13:45,905 --> 00:13:48,716
For once in your life, make me proud.
347
00:13:50,408 --> 00:13:52,357
I...
348
00:13:53,445 --> 00:13:54,714
I do.
349
00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:57,359
Not! No!
350
00:13:57,383 --> 00:13:59,027
I don't! I do not!
351
00:13:59,051 --> 00:14:01,062
Oh!
352
00:14:01,086 --> 00:14:03,898
You [BLEEP] suck!
353
00:14:03,922 --> 00:14:05,032
Well, I'm sorry, but this... this...
354
00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:06,701
this is not the life I want.
355
00:14:06,725 --> 00:14:07,936
You're a prince!
356
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,204
What kind of life would you have?!
357
00:14:09,228 --> 00:14:11,272
I don't know! But, whatever it is,
358
00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:13,440
I have to figure it out for myself.
359
00:14:13,464 --> 00:14:16,110
I have to make my own destiny,
360
00:14:16,134 --> 00:14:18,580
to choose how I live and who I love.
361
00:14:18,604 --> 00:14:21,182
I'm sorry, Vicki, but it...
it's nothing personal.
362
00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:22,718
- I hope you understand.
- Of course.
363
00:14:22,742 --> 00:14:24,619
I-I completely get it.
364
00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:26,187
I-It's... It's just, honestly,
365
00:14:26,211 --> 00:14:27,921
I think it's really mature of you.
366
00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:29,123
You gotta know you
367
00:14:29,147 --> 00:14:31,026
before you commit to someone else
368
00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:33,795
and, even though this didn't work out,
369
00:14:33,819 --> 00:14:35,196
I'd love to stay friends.
370
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,764
Thank you. Yes.
That... That would be great.
371
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,032
I'd love that.
372
00:14:38,056 --> 00:14:39,583
There's just one thing, though.
373
00:14:39,607 --> 00:14:41,436
Now that our treaty has been broken,
374
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:42,738
we do, unfortunately,
375
00:14:42,762 --> 00:14:44,641
have to slaughter your whole kingdom.
376
00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:45,806
Oh.
377
00:14:47,999 --> 00:14:50,211
Call forth the blood warriors!
378
00:14:52,171 --> 00:14:53,614
Yahoo!
379
00:14:53,638 --> 00:14:55,216
Oh, great!
380
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,785
So, first thing we do
when we get to Paris,
381
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,987
boat tour of the Seine.
382
00:14:59,011 --> 00:15:00,489
And then, we hit up the mausoleums
383
00:15:00,513 --> 00:15:02,657
and go dancing.
384
00:15:02,681 --> 00:15:04,846
Yeah. That all sounds good.
385
00:15:05,151 --> 00:15:06,561
Is everything all right, babe?
386
00:15:06,585 --> 00:15:08,766
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Totally.
387
00:15:09,187 --> 00:15:10,331
Do we have any more wine?
388
00:15:10,355 --> 00:15:11,232
Yeah.
389
00:15:11,256 --> 00:15:14,063
Ew! What is that thing?
390
00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:16,104
It's my old doll.
391
00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:17,906
It must've gotten mixed in with my stuff
392
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:19,340
when I was packing.
393
00:15:19,364 --> 00:15:20,774
It looks diseased.
394
00:15:20,798 --> 00:15:23,777
Yeah. I told my dad to burn it, but,
395
00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:26,180
I guess he couldn't bear
to get rid of it.
396
00:15:26,204 --> 00:15:27,449
Why not?
397
00:15:27,473 --> 00:15:29,184
When I was little,
398
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,686
he used to make Mr. Potato say
399
00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,354
this stupid magic spell
400
00:15:33,378 --> 00:15:36,358
that was supposed to keep me safe.
401
00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:38,460
It was just... It was
a dumb little-kid thing.
402
00:15:41,387 --> 00:15:44,132
Greeble, grabble, snubble, snau,
403
00:15:44,156 --> 00:15:46,637
baggle, wag, kablevver.
404
00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:49,638
These magic words protect you now
405
00:15:49,662 --> 00:15:51,538
and always will, forever.
406
00:15:51,562 --> 00:15:52,677
Cool story, babe.
407
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,103
Ready to burn?
408
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,835
Toss it in.
409
00:16:06,512 --> 00:16:08,034
What's that?
410
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,291
Valdrogian war horns.
411
00:16:10,315 --> 00:16:12,728
I'll see if I can decipher
what they're saying.
412
00:16:12,752 --> 00:16:14,729
Oh. I hope everything's okay.
413
00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:16,364
I'm sure it'll be fine.
414
00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:18,333
Okay. Uh,
415
00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:20,000
"Begin...
416
00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:22,336
full-scale attack
417
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,838
on Lower Murk...
418
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,008
...ford.
419
00:16:27,032 --> 00:16:28,810
- Oh, my god!
- N-No, no, no!
420
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,078
It... It... I mean,
it might be all right.
421
00:16:30,102 --> 00:16:32,080
Um, look. It says here that,
422
00:16:32,104 --> 00:16:34,349
when the Valdrogians massacre a town,
423
00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:36,383
they often keep one person alive
424
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,219
to tell the tale, you know,
425
00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:41,156
to serve as a living horror story.
426
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:44,191
I mean, that might be
your dad, or your brother.
427
00:16:44,215 --> 00:16:46,527
Although, not both, I guess.
428
00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:47,595
We have to go back.
429
00:16:47,619 --> 00:16:49,096
Wh... Al, listen.
430
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,665
If we go back, we'll be killed, too.
431
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,734
Yeah. I have to make sure
my family's safe!
432
00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:55,503
It's suicide. I'm... I'm not going.
433
00:16:55,527 --> 00:16:56,537
Well, then I'll go alone.
434
00:16:56,561 --> 00:16:57,940
Please don't do this. Think about all
435
00:16:57,964 --> 00:16:59,440
you're throwing away.
436
00:16:59,464 --> 00:17:02,009
You weren't meant to die
in Lower Murkford.
437
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:03,548
You know that.
438
00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:05,203
You've always known it.
439
00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:08,782
Goodbye, Archie.
440
00:17:10,776 --> 00:17:12,855
You'll never get to Paris without me.
441
00:17:12,879 --> 00:17:14,188
I'll find my own way.
442
00:17:14,212 --> 00:17:15,289
You know what? I knew this would happen.
443
00:17:15,313 --> 00:17:16,724
It's like the saying goes,
444
00:17:16,748 --> 00:17:18,192
"You can take the girl
out of Lower Murkford,
445
00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:19,394
but you can't take the Lower Murkford
446
00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:20,861
out of the girl."
447
00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:23,063
- What's that supposed to mean?
- I thought you were different
448
00:17:23,087 --> 00:17:24,966
from all those idiots! back there,
449
00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:26,368
but, I guess I was wrong about you.
450
00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:28,102
Guess I was wrong about you, too!
451
00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:29,437
Why does every chick I date
452
00:17:29,461 --> 00:17:31,939
turn out to be a [BLEEP] psycho?!
453
00:17:34,132 --> 00:17:35,976
My mum was right!
454
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,312
There can only be one star
in a relationship!
455
00:17:42,641 --> 00:17:44,787
I can't believe I spoke up
against my father
456
00:17:44,811 --> 00:17:46,553
and went against his wishes like that!
457
00:17:46,577 --> 00:17:48,122
I must say, it was very brave of me.
458
00:17:48,146 --> 00:17:49,833
Yeah. Sure, buddy. It was super brave.
459
00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:51,259
Excuse me.
460
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:52,628
Aaaaah!
461
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,130
Aaaaah!
462
00:17:56,154 --> 00:17:57,251
Ahhhh!
463
00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:58,590
And now, for the rest of her life,
464
00:17:58,614 --> 00:18:01,453
she's gonna think of me
as this crazy nut job.
465
00:18:01,478 --> 00:18:03,649
Oh, come on, Dad. That's not true.
466
00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:06,027
I just wish I could apologize.
467
00:18:06,932 --> 00:18:08,233
It's too late.
468
00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:09,802
I'm never gonna see her again
469
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:10,826
in my entire life.
470
00:18:10,851 --> 00:18:12,174
Dad!
471
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:13,590
Al!
472
00:18:13,615 --> 00:18:16,352
Oh, my god!
473
00:18:16,377 --> 00:18:17,609
Oh.
474
00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:19,302
- Al!
- Mikey!
475
00:18:19,678 --> 00:18:22,234
Ah. Sweetheart, I'm so sorry
476
00:18:22,259 --> 00:18:24,161
I didn't show up to say goodbye,
477
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,787
and then that thing with the wagon.
478
00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:27,312
I was just so scared of losing you,
479
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:28,738
I-I kinda lost my mind.
480
00:18:28,763 --> 00:18:30,747
It's okay. I love you, Dad.
481
00:18:30,772 --> 00:18:32,261
I love you, too.
482
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,604
Oh, everything's all right now.
483
00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:38,091
Hear ye! Hear ye!
484
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:40,315
I'm the town crier!
485
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:41,842
And this just in:
486
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,201
We're all gonna die.
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