All language subtitles for Hustle.S02E06.WEBRip.x264-ION10

- You can't nick the Crown Jewels.

- Why not?

- Why not?

I'll tell you why not.

Because it's unpatriotic for a start.

Besides which, I don't
fancy being banged up

in the Tower of London
for the next 300 years.

- For once, I think
Danny may have a point.

- Yeah, thank you, Stacie.

What do you mean "for once?"

- Yeah, I mean, if we get caught,

they'll throw away the key, won't they?

- Exactly.

I'm too pretty to go to prison.

I'll never get any sleep.

- Call me old-fashioned,

but I was hoping to avoid getting caught.

- We're talking about
the crime of the century.

- There's a band of private collectors

who are willing to pay a small fortune

to add the First Star of
Africa to their collection.

- Can we find them?

- All in hand.

The First Star of Africa.

530.2 carats.

Also known as the Cullinan I

because it's the largest
of the nine stones

cut from the Cullinan Diamond

discovered in South Africa in 1905.

It's now set in the head
of the Royal Scepter.

Home is the Tower of London.

The Guildhall Art Gallery is holding

a major African exhibition to coincide

with the Commonwealth summit.

It starts the day after tomorrow

and the Star of Africa
is to be the centerpiece.

All right.

Think of it.

Think of it.

The biggest score of
this century or the last.

Something that will be remembered

a hundred, even 200 years from now.

Everything I know,

everything I've learned has
been waiting for this moment.

Nothing this big will
ever come our way again.

- The downside is

if we get caught

we all go to prison for a very long time.

- You all right, Mick?

You on your own?

- Yeah, looks that way.

Cheers.

- If I didn't know better,
I'd say you were sulking.

- Really?

- What did you expect?

You asked them to put the rest
of their lives on the line.

- Yep.

- Just tell me one thing.

Why?

- Because no one has ever dared attempt

anything this big for 300 years.

- And that's it?

- For me, yes.

Look, this is the biggest game in town.

If we're not here, we're not anywhere.

I can see that.

You see, Mickey,

I had my doubts earlier, but

you can count me in.

- Thanks, Danny.

That's worth a lot.

But this can't happen
without Stacie and Ash.

- Glad to hear it.

- Was he sulking, Albert?

- I'm afraid so, yeah.

- Aw, diddums.

- I was not sulking.

- Well, it worked.

Looks like you're getting your own way.

- No, now, wait a minute, come on.

This thing is far too
big for anyone to be here

for any other reason than they want to be.

- You can't bottle it now.

- Cor blimey, first he sulks,
now he's trying to back out.

- I'm not backing out.

I'm not backing out, but

if we do this, we do
it with our eyes open.

- Hey, if we can't do it, who can?

- Eddie.

On the tab.

- So, is this a change of
direction for you boys?

You're thieves now?

- Just trying to earn a living, Benny.

Tell me about it.

There are no honest crooks anymore.

Everyone tries to screw you.

Me, I've been screwed more times

than a coachload of hookers.

- I see you still have

a wonderful way with words, Benjamin.

- Don't talk to me about
words, Mr. Stroller.

Time was a handshake was enough.

Now everyone's 14 with spots
and rings in their noses,

all using fancy words to screw you.

Five percent of this.

Two pints of that.

10 pence in the pound and
pay you next Wednesday.

- Yeah, it's a different world.

- That it is.

Me? I've had enough.

Next year, I sell up.

Let someone else get screwed.

So.

The great Mickey Bricks
and Albert Stroller.

Call me a Chinaman, but my guess is

you don't have a bag full of car radios.

- Not quite.

- So what is it?

The Crown Jewels?

Please tell me you're not serious.

- What we're looking for are a
few select private collectors

to put in sealed bids.

- An auction?

- Winner takes all.

- How long have I got?

- We've found the cleaning
company who has the contract

for the gallery.

They employ mostly
Eastern European workers.

- You mean cheap.

- Precisely.

And you start tonight.

Those are the details.

- All right.

- Hello?

- It's me.

- Benny, what have you got for me?

- I've got five bidders lined up.

All top notch.

- I knew you were the man for the job.

- Sealed bids will be
delivered to your hotel.

- Okay, Benny.

I'll be in touch.

- Well?

- We are on.

- I've just made a pot of tea.

- Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Uh, I will just finish my work.

- You'll wear the varnish
off you polish it anymore.

- But I want to do a good job.

- Yes, and you'll do a better job

with a cup of tea inside you.

- Lily.

What is happening in there, huh?

- Some kind of special exhibition.

All very hush-hush.

- Oh.

- Practicing a few moves.

- And the music?

- Get me in the mood.

Worked for Tom Cruise, didn't it?

- Okay.

I haven't got in the chamber yet,

but from what I've seen
they've got motion detectors,

lasers, CCTV pressure pads,

and a steel door with a time lock.

- Belt and braces security then.

- So what's the bottom line?

- Well, it would have been easier

if they'd kept it in the Tower of London.

- Oh, well, it'll be okay.

We've got Spider-Man on board.

- Yeah, ha-ha-ha, let's
all have a good laugh.

Listen, I'll be the only
one who's match fit, okay?

- Yeah, there's nothing we can
do about the pressure pads.

We'll have to work 'round them.

The biggest problem,
though, will be the doors.

Once they're shut,

there's no other way of
opening them until the morning.

- Can we get in any other way?

- No. It's a sealed room.

No windows.

That's why they chose it.

- Can we tunnel in?

- No, that would set off
the motion detectors.

- And there's no way of bypassing them?

- Yeah, well, if there is,
you know, I haven't found it.

- So what are you saying, Ash?

We should just call the whole thing off?

- No.

No, no, no, no.

Just give me a bit more time.

I'll see what I can do.

In the meantime, um,

I'm late for work.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm gonna have to call you back.

- Hello, Benny.

This is an inventory of what
was found in your warehouse.

And this is a list of
items reported stolen

in the Greater London area
over the past seven days.

As you can see they're
virtually identical.

- I bought every item there in good faith.

- In which case you'll
have receipts, invoices.

Names and addresses of suppliers.

- We had a fire.

- Oh, yes.

Of course you did.

Crime report.

A container-load of computer
equipment was stolen

from the docks three weeks ago.

They found the container
yesterday morning.

Someone had tried to burn it.

- Kids these days.

No discipline.

- The fire went out.

We dusted for prints

and you'll never guess what we found.

Perfect match.

Bang to rights, Benny.

- How long, Mr. Wells?

- With your form, 15 years.

You take a guilty, you might get 12.

Well?

- Wait.

What about a deal?

- What kind of deal?

- The imminent
robbery of the Crown Jewels.

- You said it seven times.

- No, no...

- Mr. Morgan.

I'm sorry to bother you,

only the manager wondered
whether you could

bring your account up-to-date?

It is rather a lot.

- Yeah, it is.
- I didn't have that.

- You did.

- Did you have that?

- No, I didn't, I don't like...

- Who had that?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, enough.

It's not a problem.

- Hey, hey.

Put your hand in there,
mate, keep it in there.

I'll get this.

- You shouldn't be in here.

- Oh, but I have to do floors.

- Not in here, sweetheart.

They're bringing other people in.

- Oh.

I am sorry.

- I can see I'll have
to keep an eye on you.

Come on.

Come and have a cuppa.

You can try my Bourbons.

- Mick.

- Hey.

How's it going?

- I've got blisters on me blisters.

- No gain without pain.

- Yeah, right, thank you.

Look, I think I've got it.

There's a safety feature on the door.

The time lock's got a panel on the inside,

in case anyone gets locked in.

- So can we use that?

- If we can get someone
inside before they close it.

- Hey, haven't you lot
got any homes to go to?

- Just a few more minutes, Eddie.

- Yeah, well, come on.

I need my beauty sleep.

- Yeah, I'll second that.

- Do you want a drink?

- Oh, you'll be lucky.

- Eddie, I just want to say

that I really appreciate you hanging on

while Ash and I work something through.

- Yeah, I know, Mick,

but it's really late...

- Look, I'll tell you what,
I'll tell you what, okay?

We'll just have one
more drink and I promise

we'll be out of your hair really soon.

What do you say?

Come on, we'll be gone by 1:00.

- No, but it's gone one.

I could have sworn it was later than that.

Oh, go on, then, one more.

- You're a star.

Right.

Come on, tell me about
this safety feature.

- Sir?

- DS Hodges?

- Yes, sir.

- Your DI tells me you were
working on a case last year.

Michael Stone?

- Look, we had Stone under surveillance.

But he found out somehow and
drafted in another grifter

to impersonate a police officer.

- And the case collapsed?

- Stone's man ran the investigation, sir.

- Must have been very
embarrassing for you.

- It was embarrassing for
the whole department, sir.

DCI Mullens lost his job because of it.

- Did he, now?

So...

Tell me about Stone.

- Long con artist...

- No, no, no, no, no.

I know what he does.

Tell me about the man.

- Mickey Stone is unique.

He doesn't think like we do.

You can't second-guess him.

He gives the impression

that he's making it all
up as he goes along.

- Oh, no.

- But everything is planned, precise.

- Why me?

- You drew the short straw.

- I demand a recount.

So when you gonna push me...

- He puts together complicated

and seemingly unrelated
events, impossible to unravel.

- Waiter, I'll have one of those.

- But all leading to the big con.

The higher the stakes,
the more he likes it.

- Yes, it has been long.

- Just when you
think you've got him...

- I've got a job for you.

Well, are you sitting down?

- You haven't.

- You sound like a bit of a fan.

- Hardly, sir.

He made me look like an incompetent idiot.

- Then how would you like
to get your own back?

- Oh, God!

Oh, I tell you now,

I've definitely caught
something.

- Okay, this thing isn't going to work

unless we can get someone
inside the gallery

and in the exhibition room
when the doors are locked.

- Once they're locked for the night,

the doors can only be
opened from the inside.

- Which is where you come in.

- How?

- Ash?

- We can get 'round the pressure
pads by going over the top.

The main problem, though,

aside from the time lock on the door,

will be the lasers and
the motion detectors.

Like I said, there's no
way we can bypass them

and they'll set the alarms off

as soon as we set foot in the room.

- Solution?

- Well, the only way round
it as far as I can see

is to cut the power.

- Well, won't that set the alarms off?

- Yeah.

But if we do it outside
somewhere in the road

we'll knock out the whole street.

There'll be alarms going off everywhere.

- Smart.

- During that time,
we'll have 30 seconds

to cover up the motion detectors

and get to the door panel to stop

the lasers from coming back on.

- Will that be enough time?

- Well, it'll have to be.

Once the genny kicks in,

the lasers and everything
else will be back on.

- CCTV?

- I can reroute those
at source during the blackout.

- Good, good.

- So, what do I have to do then?

- The motion detectors and the lasers

have to be disabled from the inside

before we open the door.

- The exhibition has five main exhibitors.

The biggest of which is Joyce Martin.

- So what is your area of expertise?

- I absolutely adore the Urhobo
pieces from the Niger Delta.

Particularly the Iphri carved figures.

But, you know, aside from the traditional,

I've always had a deep affection

for some of the more contemporary pieces,

such as Bruce Onobrakpeya's
epoxy resin etchings.

Completely stunning.

- The diamond.

It'll be delivered to the gallery

under armed guard tomorrow morning.

We know that Mickey Bricks and his team

are going to steal it.

- This is the first time
that we've got a head start.

There is no way they can
know we're onto them.

We must use that.

- Okay, we know they're smart.

So no surveillance.

I won't risk them getting
wind of this operation.

Which means that we
simply watch the gallery

and wait for them to make their move.

Does everyone understand that?

- Yes, guv.
- Yes, guv.

- This team has made us look
like fools too many times.

This time it's our turn.

- I've found a place to cut off the power,

but there's a problem.

- What?

- I can't be in two places at once.

At the same time the
power is being cut off

someone has to be rerouting
the feed to the CCTV cameras.

- Well, can't you show
someone how to do that?

- No, it's best if I do it.

Someone else can do the electricity.

- Okay, show Danny.

- Me? No.

No, I have trouble wiring a plug.

- Well, it's all right.

I'll talk you through it.

We can use walkie-talkies.

- Okay, I'll do it.

- Stacie, how you getting
on at the gallery?

- I've found a piece that's perfect.

- Albert?

- Everything will be ready.

- Okay, the exhibition opens tomorrow,

so let's get some sleep.

We'll come in here.

There'll be four guards
in the control room.

One will be doing his rounds.

- Yeah, there's no set time,

so the chances are we'll
have to get past him.

That done, Ash will
give the signal to Danny

to cut the power which
will give us 30 seconds

to reroute the CCTV

and for Stacie to do her thing.

- You must get to the door

before the emergency power kicks in.

- Okay.

- Or you'll be
trapped by the lasers.

- When you've done that, we
should be on the other side.

- I'd better go.

- Albert?

- Second floor.

And you must be on time.

- We will, we will.

Any questions?

- No.

- Then let's go.

- Thanks for listening, sweetheart.

- Radio silence until further notice.

Cleaning team.

On time.

- You okay, Mick?

- Yeah.

- Put that back in me bag.

All right.

- Maybe they're
not going to do it tonight.

- Now what do I do?

- Okay.

All right.

Come on, baby.

There we go.

All right.

We're on, Mick.

Now we'll tape it for a while

and then feed the tape through on a loop.

- Okay.

Danny, come in.

- Ready, over.

- Okay, that should be enough.

Danny.

Have you got the box in place?

- Er, hang on.

Yeah, I got the box in place.

- When you put the clips
on, nothing will happen.

Then after 10 seconds,
the power will cut out.

Take the crocodile clips
and clip them both on the...

- Vinny, where are you, mate?

- I don't want a bleeding cab.

Just get off the line.

- Who's that, Mary?

- Some bloke messing about.

- Danny?

- Ash?

It's always the red.

It's always the red.

It's always red, isn't it?

Come on.

Or is it blue?

Is it blue?

Blue or red?

Red.

- What the...

- Good boy.

Come on, Stace.

You got 30 seconds.

- Hold on.

16.

20.

- 21.

- 21.

26.

30.

Shit!

- Good.

Okay.

- CCTV restored.

It's all back up again.

All secure.

- Okay.

- Hello?

- Let's hope
Stacie's done her stuff.

- Right, let's go.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

External power cut.

It wasn't just the gallery,
the whole sector was out.

- Security?

- The emergency power is
on and alarms have rearmed.

What do you want to do?

- Hold your positions.

I want to know if they're in there.

- What's she doing?

She should have opened the door by now.

Something must have gone wrong.

Come on, Stacie.

What kept you?

- Watch the pressure pads.

Everything beyond this
point is a pressure pad.

If we touch them, the
alarms go off, all right?

You ready, Mick?

- Let's go.

- Stace.

- Carry on.

Down, down, down.

Stop.

- Hello, news desk, please.

- Lift.

Okay, down.

Stop.

- Okay, any time now would be good.

- Yeah, yeah.

- One for the scrapbook.

- That's the cleaner's van again.

- Shit, they must
have been in the first van.

- Go, go, go!

Hit the alarms!

Hit the alarms!

- I knew it!

- Who the hell are you?

- I'm with The Times.

We just received a call about a break-in.

- Get her out!

- Yeah, okay, just one minute.

How many do you think were involved?

- Please.
- Any ideas?

- Get out.

There's no way they got out
through any of the exits.

- The roof!

- Hey!

- Oh, shit.

- Okay, quiet, quiet.

- Er, do you mind?

Er, dress.

- They disappeared.

- Roadblocks?

- They could be anywhere now.

- Okay.

It doesn't matter.

- What?

- Think about it.

We know it was them.

But they have no way of knowing that.

- Which means?

- They don't know we're looking for them.

I will bet you one year's salary

they turn up back at the hotel.

- They wouldn't be that stupid.

- Why not?

As far as they're concerned,
they've got clean away.

- I still think
they'll be long gone.

- We'll see.

- Guv?

- Yes.

- Black
cab just about to pass you,

five people inside.

I think it's them.

- Hold your positions.

Wait for my signal.

- That is what I call a great night.

- And I don't know about the rest of you,

the old man's gonna hit the sack.

- Yeah, I think I'll join you.

- Oh, really?

- No, no, I don't mean I'm gonna,

I'm gonna have me own bed.

- I didn't know you cared.

- I do care, I love you, Albert.

- You said you loved me.

Oh, my God!

- Shut up.

Shut up.

Listen, you lot do what
you want, all right,

'cause I'm gonna get a drink.

'Cause I've had a very
traumatic couple of days.

- Aww.

Come on, then, I'll keep you company.

- Oi, oi.

- Stand still.

Don't move.

- Stay still, don't move!

- What's going on?

- You're all under arrest.

- For what?

- Suspicion of theft.

Take them away.

- This way, please, sir.

- Wait in line.

- I want to speak to my brief.

- In good time.

Just stand there.

- All right, who's first?

- He's been arrested
on suspicion of theft

at the Guildhall Gallery
at 10:30 this evening.

- Name?

- Ashley Morgan.

- Date of birth?

- 21/7/60.

- Address?

- The Lexington Hotel.

- Empty your
pockets out, will you, please?

- You've forgotten something.

Get this developed.

- Sir.

- Take your tie off.

- All right, who's next?

- Resuming interview with
Michael Stone, 9:13 a.m.

So, Mickey.

- Mm.

- You've had a bit of time to think.

- Yeah.

- Is there anything you'd like to tell us?

- Nothing springs to mind.

- Then I will ask you again.

Can you tell me again where
you were at 10:30 last night?

- It's slipped my mind.

- It's less than 12 hours ago.

- Yeah, I know, I've
got a terrible memory.

Look, I really have no idea

what you're talking about, Officer.

Interview suspended, 9:18 a.m.

Where's the diamond, Mickey?

- Is that allowed?

- Where's the bloody diamond?

What?

- Can I have a word, guv?

- You might think you're clever,

but I know you did this.

And I'm going to put you away.

With or without the diamond.

- Sir?

I think you better see this.

It's the film we took
from Morgan's camera.

- Testing, testing, one, two, three, four.

Can you hear me at the back?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the Police Courage Awards.

Would you please make your
way towards your seats

and the ceremonies will
begin very shortly.

Thank you.

And now the last of
tonight's civilian awards

goes to a late entry,

someone who was brought to
the Commissioner's attention

only a few days ago.

- Thank you.

- Waiter, I'll have one of those.

- A man who, without any
thought for his own safety

saved the life of a fellow rambler.

Michael Stone and the
man whose life he saved,

Daniel Blue.

- I was leaning down.

There was an injured duck, you see.

So there I was just trying to help,

when suddenly, I lost me footing

and the next thing I
knew, I was in the water.

Why me?

- You drew the short straw.

- I demand a recount.

So when you gonna push me...

I was drowning.

Definitely drowning.

I can't swim!

Help!
- Hey, hey!

- My whole life started
flashing before me.

I'd just left school and I felt
a strong hand pulling me up.

There he is.

There he is.

It was Mr. Stone.

He um...

He saved my life.

Thank you.

- Doesn't mean anything.

- We've got nothing to
place them at the scene

and no diamond.

- They've hidden it.

- It gets worse.

We know the diamond was stolen

half a mile from the ceremony at 10:30.

- Mm-hmm.

- The Commissioner's watch.

It says 10:20.

- You've forgotten something.

That's...

That's not possible.

You're free to go.

- I'm sorry?

- I said you're free to go.

- Okay.

Oh, it's just come back
to me, where I was...

- Get him out of here.

- Nice to see you again.

It's been fun.

- It's not over yet.

You still have to move the diamond.

And when you do,

I'll be there.

- CID.

Are you sure?

Okay, thank you.

Sir.

We've found the diamond.

- Yes!

Where is it?

- It's still at the gallery.

- Doris, how did we do?

- Five copies as ordered.

- That's great, Lily.

Just one more, please.

- I don't understand.

Why go to all this trouble

and not even take the diamond?

- The British government are naturally

very embarrassed by this theft.

- So MI6 has come up with a plan

to invent a story to save face.

- They'll say the diamond has been found

and the perpetrators caught.

- They'll then put a replica
into the Royal Scepter

and replace it in the Tower.

- Yeah, we're expecting the
cover-up story to hit the press

some time later today, just so you know.

- Police?

I'd like to report the
whereabouts of some stolen goods.

- Got your amnesty?

- In writing.

- Then Benny,

enjoy your retirement.

- I certainly will.

- Oh, ye of little faith.

You see, it's the perfect con.

There's no crime, so there's
nothing to be arrested for.

And the only losers are five mugs

greedy enough to buy five fake diamonds.

And when they find out
they've been conned,

who are they gonna tell?

- There it is, back of the net.

Right, this is a toast.

A toast to Mickey Bricks,
who is without doubt,

a bleeding genius.

- Worthy of any of the greats.

- I still think he should
have told us at the start.

- Well, the risk was the same.

If you got caught

who would have believed you
weren't stealing the diamond,

but simply moving it?

- Hey, will you take a look at that, eh?

Nice one, Lily.

- Right on!

- Hey!

- Hey!
- Mickey!

- Who paid the bill?

- Uh, Danny.

- With what?

- A credit card.

- Please tell me you didn't.

- Er, what?

- The police are downstairs

and the receptionist is showing
them a credit card receipt.

So, please, Danny, pretty
please with knobs on,

tell me you did not use one of yours.

- We better pack.

- Ah, Danny.

- We've just pulled off the
biggest con of the century

and we're sneaking out of a hotel

for paying the bill
with a bent credit card.

- Yeah, blame me, why don't you?

- We do.

- Yeah, well, I've had a
very rough couple of days,

you know?

All for the good of the team.

I've been pushed in that
bloody canal, nearly drowned.

I been electrocuted, nearly fried.

I've had a very harrowing
time, I'll have you know.

Are you lot listening to me?

- No.

- Oi!

- Come on, Albie.

- I'm coming, I'm coming!