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Oi.
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Oi!
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You're in my country now.
English.
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Sorry, I don't understand you.
This is England,
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not Islamistan.
English!
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You could be talking about anything.
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It's dangerous!
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You meant to be here, are you?
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Oi!
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- Just a minute, mate.
- Oi!
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- Right, off.
- Make me!
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Well, we're not moving until you do.
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Excuse me, madam. Could I just say,
I completely agree with you.
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Yes. He is in our country now, speak
the Queen's English, or go home.
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Yeah, exactly, thank you!
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- Is it too much to ask?
- No, it is not.
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He could be saying anything,
he's a security risk.
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I have some Arabic. Can I translate
for the safety of the passengers?
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Go on, then.
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When I get home...
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I am going to plunge...
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my face between your perfect breasts.
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My wife, you have such wondrous balloons.
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They stand eager and alert,
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like two small puppies that
have smelt a plate of sausages.
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- Stop now.
- No, no, the surveillance must continue.
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And on the subject of sausages,
I am speaking to you fully erect.
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Shut up!
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I found Iran's nuclear programme.
It is in my pants.
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That's bloody disgusting!
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Did he really say all that?
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I'm just a translator.
Don't shoot the messenger.
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Busy day?
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Oh, I work at the surgery,
so, yeah, every day's a busy day.
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- You're a doctor?
- A nurse.
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A nurse?
With the National Health Service.
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- You must be very proud.
- I'm very tired. Will that do?
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- Where are you from?
- Damascus.
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Are you registered with a GP?
A doctor?
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- Actually, no.
- You should come down.
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We're on North Street.
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I will.
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Wondrous balloons?
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It's our wedding anniversary.
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Synced & corrected by minouhse
www.addic7ed.com
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Afternoon.
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- What do you think?
- What happened to our car?
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- I traded down to the hybrid.
- No, not the Audi!
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Yeah, well, needs must.
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Oh, she carried me across
the ocean like a pregnant mother.
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- Steady.
- She was exactly like a pregnant mother.
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You popped out and she needed
a new muffler and exhaust pipe.
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Why are you doing this, Peter?
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When you work for Uber, this is
basically what you drive, Sami.
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- Besides, it's a cheaper lease.
- You don't need to drive a cab.
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It's only short term
while I look for another position.
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- You've got your redundancy.
- I need to do something!
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I'm a grafter. I get the job done.
I'm Lord Sebastian Coe.
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I'm the other Pet Shop Boy.
I'm Gaviscon!
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Your life.
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Um, Peter?
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Middle distance runner,
cosmopolitan pop duo,
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- market-leading heartburn treatment.
- Thanking you.
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- Everything OK?
- He's just so fucking...
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It's nothing to do with him.
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I've got to go into school
to give evidence in this case.
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- Mum, where's my red hoodie?
- Dirty clothes basket?
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- What? You said you'd wash it.
- I said a lot of things, love.
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I said bolero sleeves would make a comeback.
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- I said Morrissey was being ironic.
- I need it! I need it for tonight.
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- Hey, hey. Cool your jets, top gun.
- None of you understand!
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War?
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Elliott's coming round tonight
to discuss pulling his money out the house.
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He's a lot about his fucking dad
at the moment.
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- Can you be here?
- Of course.
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Er, excuse me? Why does
he have to be here? I'm here.
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- Well, in case Elliott gets physical again.
- Well, I can get physical.
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- Let's get physical. I did martial arts.
- You did t'ai chi.
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- I could beat him up.
- You could beat him up very slowly.
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Another terrific vote of confidence.
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- He probably won't come.
- Hey.
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I'll be here.
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OK. Right.
I've got to go.
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- I'll see you later.
- Good luck.
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Yah!
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- Buckingham Palace, please!
- Jesus Christ!
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After much soul-searching,
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I feel it would be churlish
to turn down the knighthood.
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Step on it!
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The middle-class Englishman driving
the refugee. It is the future.
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- Sorry about the shouting.
- It's all right, John.
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We're all a bunch of
stressy Jessies at the moment.
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- You're really doing this Uber thing?
- Yes, I'm really doing it.
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Good.
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- Really?
- I'm proud of you.
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I got you a present.
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Golden tissues.
You put them on the back shelf.
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Every taxi has one.
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Thank you.
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- Why do they have the?
- Nobody knows.
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Such a lovely moment.
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Anybody have a tissue?
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"I have had a threesome in a graveyard
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and given hand jobs
in two separate pedalos."
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He told me no-one had fucked me in years.
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I was simply disabusing him of that notion.
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When you say two separate pedalos...
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Not simultaneously.
On two separate occasions.
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Oh, good, yes.
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I was going to say,
I don't think anyone's got the
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- requisite wingspan, so to speak.
- Is this detail absolutely necessary?
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That's the question
I was going to ask you.
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- On the grass, or...
- A raised tomb.
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Of course.
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- I said too much.
Things got out of hand.
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Maddox is a minor.
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- A pretty major minor.
- He's a minor.
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This is bollocks, Alan.
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We have SRE in this school
to educate our kids that sex
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isn't a battlefield.
This boy made it a battlefield.
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And you went over the top.
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- You slapped his bottom.
- No.
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- Touched?
- No.
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Felt?
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- Patted? Cupped?
- No!
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Juggled?
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- Can we have a break, please?
- Yes.
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- How is the music department?
- Good.
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- What's your favourite instrument?
- Bassoon.
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Are we all right to continue?
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Yep, yes.
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- You have English?
- Who?
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- Can you write English?
- Very beautifully.
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All right, Shakespeare.
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Fill in this registration form
and bring it back to us.
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Thank you.
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- Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- Yeah, cheers.
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It's the bus guy!
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- Ah, it's me!
- Welcome to the National Health Service.
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Thank you very much. I like
what you have done with the place.
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- Treatment is completely free?
- For you, yeah.
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- Unbelievable.
- Although we do ask you to pay in other ways.
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Oh, right.
Sorry, I don't understand.
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Poetry, dance, song.
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Sexual favours.
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I love to laugh.
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- I have a question.
- What's that?
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It asks here for the address
of my previous doctor.
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But he doesn't have an address.
He joined the White Helmets.
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White Helmets?
What's that, a band?
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- Yes.
- Rock on!
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Highway to Hell.
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Don't worry,
I know what the White Helmets is.
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- Thank God.
- You can just leave it blank.
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Thank you.
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- Naomi Johnson.
- Not a problem.
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- You want to know my name?
- Come back for a checkup.
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Bye-bye.
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- Trent, is it?
- Yeah, mate.
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- Croydon, yeah?
- That's what I've got.
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Thank you.
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- What?
- I said thank you.
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- You got a problem with something?
- No heavy petting.
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- Heavy petting?
- I don't even know what that means.
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Yep, well, look it up.
People say it all the time, all the time.
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- Are you telling us not to kiss?
- It's my car, it's my rules.
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You can hold hands, you could talk,
but I'm not having that...
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This is a hybrid,
not the Scooby-Doo fanny wagon.
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- I don't think it was called that.
- Just drive!
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- This royal throne of kings...
- What are you doing?
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You're doing what you want.
I'll do what I want.
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- What is this?
- Radio 4, Trent. Shakespeare!
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- Yeah, well, actually, I love Shakespeare.
- So do I!
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- It really fucking turns me on.
- Well, maybe I'll fucking turn it up, then.
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- I'd love you to turn it up.
- The hand of war.
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This happy breed of men.
This little...
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Oh, God!
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This precious stone set in the silver sea...
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Stop it!
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Cease and desist! Cease and desist!
I'm going to stop the car!
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Drive, or I'll go faster.
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Better keep driving, mate.
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This is like Speed.
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..this blessed plot, this earth,
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this realm, this England.
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Oh, fuck...
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I don't think I can get through all this.
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You cannot get through this alone.
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But we are a team.
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You need to talk, you reach out to me,
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or you reach out to John,
our you reach out to...
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You reach out to me again.
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Of course, you reach out to Peter as well.
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- Yeah, because that works, doesn't it?
- It better work.
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That's what I have been doing
with all of you.
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- Is he here yet?
- No.
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I mean, he probably won't come.
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There is the pie of the shepherd
on the stove.
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- How did it go?
- It went.
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Tissue box come in useful?
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You have no idea, John.
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- You're very welcome.
- Anyone going to ask me about my day?
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- How was your day, darling?
- Oh, fuck!
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Oh, God! Spoon! Spoon!
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
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It was meant to be a surprise,
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cos I've still got a spare set of keys.
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Well, keys on the floor.
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- I'm sorry.
- Don't touch me.
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Hey, hands off the goods, mate!
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- Oh, fuck off, Peter.
- You heard the women!
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Look, come on, all right, let's just...
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Let's start again, huh?
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You must be Pete.
I'm Elliot.
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It's Peter, actually.
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- This is Sami, our friend.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I've heard all about this one.
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Now, where is he?
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Oh!
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Your hulked out!
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- Man of the house.
- Yeah!
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Man.
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So, I've come bearing gifts.
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No, no, we are not drinking tonight.
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Yeah?
Well, some of us aren't.
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Anyway, me neither.
I've given up.
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Ha!
Given up!
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I'm in recovery, Katy.
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- What's that, AA, or...
- No, it's a Christian faith group.
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- I've been a member since last year.
- Have you?
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I mean, God, I was a real
see you next Tuesday.
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Cunt.
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Now I'm more of a see you this Sunday.
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- What are you doing?
- Getting the corkscrew.
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- No.
- Look, he's fine. I want a drink.
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Do you want a hand there, Pete?
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Yes, it's Peter, and I'm fine.
It just gets a bit stuck sometimes.
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She's a little bit temperamental.
She just needs a little bit of a bash.
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That your solution to everything,
isn't it?
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So, Damascus, right?
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- Yes.
- Bloody hell.
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Good effort.
Good effort.
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- Were you in The Jungle?
- The...?
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No, it was taken down by
the time I got to Calais.
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Do you know, we came very close to
getting Lionel Richie
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to do a show and in The Jungle.
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Elliot's in events management.
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- Music.
- Lionel Richie.
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God, he'd have been great.
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Cos he's a festival guy.
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You know, he would have been very
at home in a tented environment.
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I don't know about you, but I was
really looking forward to seeing him
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looking out over a sea of 10,000
refugees and singing Easy.
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That would have been very special.
255
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I got something for you.
256
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- What is this?
- It's a book.
257
00:15:02,374 --> 00:15:05,538
And it contains the most beautiful
poem in the English language.
258
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If-by Rudyard Kipling.
259
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:12,111
- Do you like Kipling?
- I don't know, I've never kipled.
260
00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:19,197
If you can make a heap
of all your winnings
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And risk them on one turn
of pitch-and-toss
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And lose, and start again
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from your beginnings...
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Cos that's you, isn't it?
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00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:38,550
And that's me.
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We're in the same boat.
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Different boats.
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00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:45,941
Anyway, let it be a meditation.
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It's got me through more than
one triathlon.
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Thank you, Elliot.
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What kind of music do you like?
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I don't know.
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K-pop?
BTS?
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00:16:00,161 --> 00:16:02,431
- Not really.
- No, me neither.
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The latest ASAP Rocky and Post Malone,
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but strictly confidential.
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Nice!
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00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:12,056
Do you want to go to a concert sometime?
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Do you think you're ready
for the Brixton Academy?
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00:16:15,524 --> 00:16:17,641
OK, maybe we should slow things down.
281
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:20,693
- What you mean, slow down?
- John, Sami is just...
282
00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:22,455
What do you mean, Sami?
283
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,673
Elliot has not been
here for a long time, John.
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00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:28,134
Maybe not get his hopes up.
285
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,580
You can talk.
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00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:32,299
You left your family too.
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00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,660
Yes.
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00:16:34,401 --> 00:16:35,713
Yes, I have.
289
00:16:36,361 --> 00:16:38,589
Same boat after all.
290
00:16:42,161 --> 00:16:43,643
- Maybe it's best if I...
- Of course.
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We won't be long.
292
00:16:47,115 --> 00:16:48,590
Nice to meet you, Elliot.
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Assalaamu Alaikum.
294
00:16:50,323 --> 00:16:51,948
Right back at you.
295
00:16:58,558 --> 00:17:01,875
John, can you give us five minutes, baby?
A word.
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Mm.
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00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:17,630
Look, I know. I know! I'm sorry.
I just got carried away...
298
00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:20,975
because it's so good to see him again.
299
00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:24,407
And see you again.
300
00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:28,506
- Meet you and Pete.
- Peter. It's Peter.
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Everything that you do and say
302
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,835
from now on will be carved
on my son's heart.
303
00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:35,961
You do realise that, Elliot?
He'll forget nothing.
304
00:17:36,086 --> 00:17:38,147
I'm not that guy any more, Kate.
305
00:17:38,587 --> 00:17:42,517
I know I used to drink
wine like it was water,
306
00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:46,374
but now my new landlord turns
water into wine.
307
00:17:47,281 --> 00:17:51,956
I just want a chance to start to
play a bigger part in a John's life.
308
00:17:52,081 --> 00:17:53,686
Why would I give a shit about what
you want?
309
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,350
Because I'm his father.
310
00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:57,131
No, you're not.
311
00:17:58,401 --> 00:18:01,156
There's a difference
between acting like a father
312
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,161
and acting like Father Christmas.
313
00:18:04,523 --> 00:18:07,278
And I'm smelling reindeer shit
right up your driveway, mate.
314
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,223
Ho-ho-ho!
315
00:18:11,245 --> 00:18:13,203
Is because I cut off
the mortgage repayments?
316
00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:15,852
- Absolutely not.
- Because if you're struggling financially...
317
00:18:15,977 --> 00:18:17,562
Oh, were not struggling.
318
00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:20,938
- Everything is going great, right? Schools good?
- Right.
319
00:18:21,063 --> 00:18:22,916
And you're in, what, construction?
320
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,264
Can't build them quick enough, mate.
Busy as a bee.
321
00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:27,808
What are you talking about?
322
00:18:28,923 --> 00:18:30,563
Don't shut me out.
323
00:18:38,605 --> 00:18:39,934
Don't shut me out.
324
00:19:27,844 --> 00:19:31,227
Thank you very much for your hospitality.
325
00:19:31,761 --> 00:19:35,231
- I'll be in touch.
- Absolutely no rush whatsoever.
326
00:19:36,665 --> 00:19:38,350
Can I see the tattoo?
327
00:19:39,341 --> 00:19:41,564
- You want to see the ink?
- I want to see the ink.
328
00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:49,544
- Oh, the Phoenix!
- Yeah, I got that done back in the wild days.
329
00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:52,537
It's a beautiful design, though.
330
00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:54,685
Completely to scale.
331
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,974
Anatomically accurate.
332
00:19:57,301 --> 00:19:59,415
Sorry, anatomically accurate?
333
00:19:59,711 --> 00:20:02,016
- Phoenixes don't exist.
- I know.
334
00:20:02,142 --> 00:20:04,867
- So, it's completely realistic if it was real?
- Exactly.
335
00:20:04,993 --> 00:20:06,636
Oh, I see.
Thank you so much for that.
336
00:20:06,761 --> 00:20:09,196
I was thinking of having a complete
sleeve done.
337
00:20:09,393 --> 00:20:13,425
Yeah. I'm going to undergo
the traditional Polynesian method.
338
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,831
The Maoris call it ta moko.
339
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:19,364
And they carve the ink into the skin
340
00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:23,414
using chisels made out of albatross bark.
341
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,396
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah. I can take up to 24 hours.
342
00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:32,080
It's unbelievably painful,
but it's considered a rite of passage.
343
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:33,841
Trial by fire.
344
00:20:34,121 --> 00:20:36,029
Are you going to New Zealand?
345
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:39,094
Natalie Imbruglia says
she knows a guy in Egham.
346
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,276
Nice.
347
00:20:40,401 --> 00:20:41,628
I've got a tattoo.
348
00:20:42,401 --> 00:20:44,641
- Yeah?
- No, you don't.
349
00:20:47,094 --> 00:20:49,677
Erm...
Peter, no.
350
00:20:58,569 --> 00:21:00,236
I didn't know you had that.
351
00:21:00,361 --> 00:21:01,611
Are those...
352
00:21:03,081 --> 00:21:05,118
- coordinates?
- Mm-hm.
353
00:21:05,462 --> 00:21:08,806
- Of whom?
- First construction job I ever worked on.
354
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,504
It's a retail Park in Stevenage.
355
00:21:12,630 --> 00:21:14,800
Isn't it supposed to be of your baby?
356
00:21:14,926 --> 00:21:17,375
Can be.
Babies or retail parks.
357
00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:19,019
Maybe get that lasered off.
358
00:21:19,628 --> 00:21:24,371
Or have unprotected sex
with my ex-wife in Stevenage.
359
00:21:26,761 --> 00:21:28,146
Got to go.
360
00:21:28,761 --> 00:21:30,046
Come here.
361
00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:36,437
- I'm going to see you really soon.
- Love you, dad.
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00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,761
I love you too.
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