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[Muzak playing]
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"Total protection
from the sun."
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[up-tempo folk music]
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-VOCALIST: Hey!
-[bat squeaks]
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I don't know, man.
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I look like the back
of a playing card.
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This is so drippy
right here, bro.
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Look at you, bro.
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This is, like,
what a fuckboy is.
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Like, when I hear people
calling people fuckboys,
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aren't they... isn't this that?
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You're doing a concert, bro.
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Like, you gonna be fly.
You have to be fly
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-at all times.
-How do I talk
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when I'm onstage,
by the way, in between songs?
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Do I go like, "What's up, y'all,it's your boy Lil Dicky,"
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and talk in my rap voice,
or do I talk in my,
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like, normal speaking voice
and say,
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"Hi, everybody.
Are you having fun?"
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-I mean, both options suck.
-Hey, don't y'all think
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-my boy look fresh, man?
-Oh. You don't have to...
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Right, look at his jacket, dude.
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He got on Mother Medusa
right now. Matter of fact,
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y'all don't even know
who he is, huh?
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-Nah.
-This is Lil Dicky.
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He got the song "My Dick Sucks."
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-Okay.
-He about to open up
for Meek Mill.
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Y'all should come.
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Where at?
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Oh. Uh, Philadelphia
is where it's happening.
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How the fuck you expect us
to come to Philly?
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Uh, it was more, like,
an expression, I think,
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when he said you should come--
like, come mentally.
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Not ejaculate, obviously.
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He means, like, livestream.
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GATA:
Y'all really need
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to get a picture with my boy.
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He about to blow the fuck up.
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-All right, man.
-All right.
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Meek Mill?
Shit. Go ahead.
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You willwant this picture
one day.
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-Bro...
-Take my word for it.
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Smiling? What are we doing--
straight face, smile...?
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-Man, take the picture.
-Okay.
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That's hard.
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How's it look?
Is it good?
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Man, that shit's gravy.
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Oh, you did the...
you did the Lil Dicky thing.
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Appreciate that.
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Nah, that's some gang shit...
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Gang shit?
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What do you mean, gang...?
Like...?
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Like, Crip shit.
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Oh.
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That's cool, I think.
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Right?
I'm just a little, actually,
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concerned
now that you mention it,
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because I'm, you know,
performing and whatnot,
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and I'm wearing this blue thing,
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and we're all going like this,
and I just...
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Is there any way wecan delete that, and I just...?
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I'm not in the gang,
and I just want to make sure
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I'm not, like, looking like
I'm culturally appropriating.
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And then what if the Bloods seea picture like that?
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Like, if Bloods see
this picture, seriously,
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if a, if a group of Bloods saw
this picture,
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will they have an issue
with me in any way?
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You should be good, bro.
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You should be good, cuz.
Don't trip. This nigga.
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-Come on, bro.
-"What about the Bloods?"
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Funny little white boy.
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DAVE:
Well, the blue every...
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What is Crip, Gata?
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Show me with your hand.
How...?
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So I'm doing Crip every time
I do that Lil Dicky thing?
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-You're not, but you are,
low-key, though.
-Fuck.
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-♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪
-♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪
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-♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪
-♪ Who's Dave?♪
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♪ Hi, I'm Dave.♪
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♪ Bling-blaow, ooh♪
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♪ Chains on Skateboard P♪
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♪ Bling-blaow, ooh♪
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♪ Chains on Skateboard P♪
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♪ Yo, goin' ape like Nigo♪
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♪ Move out the way,
please don't be a hero♪
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♪ Bling-blaow, ooh,
chains on Skateboard P...♪
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ALLY:
Dave! Have fun!
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I am? What are you...?
I'm having fun.
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I'm not gonna put my hands
in the air.
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I'm doing research.
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♪ On the runway...♪
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Oh, my God, it's so risky.
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MIKE:
That's what you need to do.
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-That's a liability.
-Who cares?
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Appreciate you, L.A.
Appreciate y'all coming out.
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[continues indistinctly]
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All right, uh,
let's get out of here.
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Go, go, go.
I got to go to the bathroom.
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Beat the rush.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
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I know. You know what I did?
I put so much toilet paper
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on the seat
that I wasn't confident
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there'd be enough left
for the wiping process...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dude, you're, uh...
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"Somebody suck me!"
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[laughs]:
Right?
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-Yeah, man. How are you?
-Oh, my God.
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Isn't...? That's--
he's "somebody suck me."
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-Yeah.
-What are you,
what are you doing here?
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You know, I'm a rapper,
so I'm here doing research,
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seeing other rappers rap.
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-You're a rapper?
-Yeah.
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I thought you were like a,
like a meme.
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No. I'm, like, a real guy,
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-right in front of you.
-No, I know
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you're, like, a real guy,
but you're, like, a...
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What's it called?
Like, a parody, right?
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A parody of what?
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I don't know.
[laughs]
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Life?
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No.
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But I appreciate you, man.
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Have a good night.
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Hey, hey, real quick.
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-Somebody suck me!
-There it is.
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-Are you guys hanging out?
-No, we straight, bro.
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For sure.
Nice to meet you guys.
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Hey, uh, the Uber is...
is that way.
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That's my bad.
It's-it's up there.
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-Okay, yeah.
-[groans]: Somebody kill me.
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MIKE:
That show was pretty cool.
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Did you get some intel?
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Yeah, I learned how terrifying
this is gonna be,
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and that, like,
rappers climb, like,
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light fixtures
just to entertain people.
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I'm never gonna climb
a light fixture
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and put my life in jeopardy.
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-I thought
that was the best part.
-Bro, don't you realize
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that you about to be,
like, turning up,
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opening up for Meek Mill, bro,
in your city, his city?
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That shit about to be
dumbass lit.
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Yeah, I... That's what I,
that's what I'm realizing.
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-It iscrazy.
-No, it's not that crazy.
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This is what happens
when you get a manager
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-who can manage you.
-I wish you could manage
to get an Uber here. Look,
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whatever you need--
like set design, visuals--
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-I'm your girl.
-DAVE: The visuals.
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-That's a whole nother...
-[clicks tongue]
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You know, I went from being
the "My Dick Sucks" guy
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to the "Somebody suck me" man.
This is, like...
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It's a small branding issue,
okay? Easy to fix.
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We just make a video.
We show it before every show.
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It tells people
who you really are. It's just,
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-we control the narrative
that way.
-GATA: All you got to do
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is this, bro--
look, check this shit out.
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♪
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♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks♪
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-Okay, yeah.
-♪ My dick sucks♪
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-[Ally laughs]
-♪ Fuck!♪
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♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl♪
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♪ 'Ey, girl, what you tryin' to say, girl?
♪
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♪ When you see my dick,
you may hurl♪
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♪ But I'm still kinda hot
like May, girl♪
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♪ Whoa, girl, whoa, girl...♪
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That's all you got to do is
turn the fuck up, fool.
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Yes, dude.
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I can't do any of that,
but that is by far the best
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I've ever felt about my music.
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How would you feel about,
like, coming onstage with me
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and being my hype man?
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-What? Are you serious?
-Couldn't be more serious.
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Aw, don't be rap-capping, bro.
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I'm not... I don't think
I'm rap-capping.
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I'm being serious.
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Oh. I support this.
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It's good to take the bulk
of the dancing off your plate.
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-No. Okay, that's not...
we're not gonna hire people.
-DAVE: No, no, no.
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This is a dictatorship.
Sorry.
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Gata, you are my hype man.
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That's what
I'm talking about, baby!
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-Give me a hug. Yeah.
-Yeah. Come on, bro,
I can't believe this, man.
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-Are you ready?
-I can't believe this, bro.
Hold on.
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DAVE:
You know I'm gonna take this
very seriously.
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Fo' sho'.
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♪ Yeah...♪
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Whoo! Man, we killed it
out there, y'all.
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I know y'all had a good time.
Good looking, fool.
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♪ Cut it, cut it♪
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-♪ Skrrt♪
-♪ Cut it♪
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That's that booty.
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Damn, shorty, you's a cutie.
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Uh. I'm about to make my way
to the back, though,
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'cause you know I'm all-access,I got it like that.
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Nutti the boss.
What's up, Nutti?
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-What's good, baby?
-Back here managing things.
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What up, Pacman?
What's good? Hey, bro.
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-How do out there with you, bro?-Man, you went crazy.
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-GATA: Nah, youwent crazy.
-Nah, you did that.
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O.T. Genasis went crazy.
We turned that shit up.
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The crowd was lit.
They ate it up, Pac.
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Man, but guess what, though.
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We could be on planes
doing big things, man.
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I'm trying
to get on them PJs, baby.
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I'm having
a crazy good-ass time.
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What's up
with your fine ass, baby?
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I know you got a number for me.
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-I got two phones.
-Hey, bro, hey, bro,
tone down a little bit.
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Chill don't pay the bills, bro.
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For real, like, I got to be hypeat all times, bro.
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-That's cool for you, man.
-I don't get paid
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to be calm, bro--
I'm a hype man.
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You feel me? But let's take it
to the next level, baby.
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Like, let's hit up Weezy,
he got slots for us,
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Lil Wayne tour--
we can do all of that.
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Y'all know I'm connected
and respected.
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-You're doing extras, bro,
you're doing extras, bro.
-The problem is,
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-y'all not extra with me.
-Chill out.
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We supposed to having
extra, extra fun!
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Man, what's up
with your boy, bro?
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GATA: Man, I see how it is.
Y'all trying to turn me down.
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You dig what I'm saying?
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-Oh, yeah.
-Yo, yo.
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Yeah! Huh-huh!
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You're doing too much right now.
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-Too much, like what?
-Chill, baby.
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I'm not about to chill.
I'm gonna go to the front,
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'cause it's real in the front,
baby. Let's go.
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'Cause it's party time.
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Can't take that no more,
bro, he got to roll.
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-Like rollroll-type.
-All right. Say less, man.
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GATA:
I'm staying up here,
man, I swear.
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My bad. That's your girl.
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[Gata continues indistinctly]
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My little gander.
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They trippin' on me.
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-Yo, you got to go.
-Aw, come on, man.
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You really about
to kick me off the bus?
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-Let me just holla at you...
-Come on, Nutti,
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don't do me like this, man,let me get one more chance, bro.
239
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So, I mixed all
your favorite primary colors,
240
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and then I pulled pics
off your socials,
241
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and they'll be projected
on-screen behind you.
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I just feel like you're makingme look very lame or something.
243
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Makingyou?
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DAVE:
And by the way,
I think this is funny and a...
245
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very valid attempt--
I just think, I'm already
246
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kind of in an uphill battle hereopening up for Meek Mill,
247
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'cause his crowd
isn't necessarily my crowd,
248
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and I don't need to,
like, double down
249
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and remind everybody, "Hey,if you didn't know I was white,
250
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Jewish and suburban and a loser,
251
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just look behind me
and you'll reallyknow it.
252
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You know? Like,
I'm not sure they'll like it.
253
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When did you start caring
about what other people want?
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Since, like,
255
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pretty much, like, now.
256
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'Cause it's, like,
a very real thing.
257
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-David.
-Yeah.
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-Stop.
-Okay.
259
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Well, I-I just think
I'd feel much better about it
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if we could lock downa great representation visually
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of what my brand is.
262
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Okay, so, how exactly would youdescribe your brand?
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Like, aesthetically
or "cinematographically,"
264
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if that's a word...
265
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-It's not.-...I feel like it's everything
266
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you loved about the classic
movies of our childhood.
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Like Sandlot, Billy Madison,
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Apocalypse Now,
Happy Gilmore, Clueless.
269
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But at the same time,
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I feel like my brand
is not rooted in the past.
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It's actually
very forward-thinking
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-and, like, futuristic.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Mm-hmm.
-It's like, imagine, like,
274
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what 2090 is like.
275
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But, like, it's being describedby someone who's from 1920.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
279
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Like this?
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To me,
281
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it says,
"Don't give too many notes
282
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to the person
doing this shit for free."
283
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All right, well, I...
284
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won't give you any more notes,
then, I guess.
285
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I'll do one more pass.
286
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-Thanks, slug.
-Don't touch me.
287
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-♪ They don't care
about my cock♪
-[whoops]
288
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-♪ I could use a pussy mop♪
-♪ Drip♪
289
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-♪ In the scene
like I'm a prop♪
-[grunts]
290
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♪ She saw me and went in shock♪
291
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♪ Technically I'm unemployed♪
292
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♪ But I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna work♪
293
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-♪ Work♪-♪
Stackin' paper like a clerk♪
294
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♪ And all my haters
look perturbed♪
295
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♪ Been there since birth,
my dick look♪
296
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,124
-♪ Like it's a saltshaker♪
-♪ Shaker♪
297
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,908
♪ My dick look
like it get chokeslammed♪
298
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,693
-♪ By the Undertaker♪
-[grunts]
299
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:09,347
♪ My dick like the Lord made
everything about me player♪
300
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,045
-♪ Player♪-♪
Then he had to make my dick♪
301
00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,829
♪ And send it straight
on down to Satan♪
302
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,875
-♪ Devil's dick♪
-♪ My dick sucks♪
303
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,920
-[whoops]
-♪ My dick sucks♪
304
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,748
-♪ Hey.♪
-All right. Cut-cut it off.
305
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:22,317
Cut the music off. All of this
just feels so, like, expected.
306
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,059
-What the fuck, bro?
-It's just exactly what
any rapper would do.
307
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,017
Don't you want to be a rapper?
308
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,236
Bro, what's wrong?
What do you want me to do?
309
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,890
I can do anything, bro.
I'm like a magician, bro.
310
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,543
Look at these notes. I'vebeen plotting and jotting, bro.
311
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,893
I've been thinking
about this shit all night.
312
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The best show of yourlife,
313
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,765
and I'm treating it
like it's my life.
314
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:36,897
Let's do this shit
together, bro.
315
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DAVE
It's not a you thing.
You're doing great.
316
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,551
I'm just thinking, like,
shouldn't I be doing
317
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,553
more, like,
Andy Kaufman-like stuff?
318
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Like stunts,
like sitting onstage,
319
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:44,818
like, cross-legged,
smoking a cigar.
320
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Maybe not even open my mouth
and talk.
321
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,691
I just sit there,
like, experiment socially.
322
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,780
Oh, you're trying to be
on some undercover rap shit,
323
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,303
like James Bond.
When the last time
324
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,088
you seen James Bond take a shitin any of his movies?
325
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,742
Have you seen James Bond take
a shit in any of his movies?
326
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,874
I mean, I don't think
they film shit like that
327
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,136
in movies just in general.
328
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,834
But, hey, preach, brother.
329
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,487
Okay, you right.'Cause everything I say is real.
330
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:03,706
Everything I say needs
to be on a T-shirt.
331
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,708
Come on, bro.
If you want
332
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:06,927
the Andy Kaufman shit,
put it up there.
333
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:07,884
Hologram, bro. You're LD.
334
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,756
Get a fucking hologram.
You could do anything, bro.
335
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:10,974
-Hol...
-Don't you think
he can get a hologram?
336
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:11,888
We need to get one
of them holograms,
337
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,977
for real, for real.
Call the venue, bro.
338
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,762
Yeah, no. No,
we're not getting a hologram.
339
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,720
-You can't afford rent, so no.
-I'm just trying
340
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,201
to figure out, like,
what is unique to Lil Dicky.
341
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,768
Like, who is Lil Dicky?
342
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,291
What is something
only he would do?
343
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,293
Or I would d-- Or--
Fuck, this is confusing.
344
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,730
Suck your own dick onstage.
345
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,950
Can I do that? Legally?
346
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,212
Can I suck my own dick onstage?
347
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,345
That's a real question?
348
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,783
You're asking me
about being able
349
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,349
to suck your own penis
in front of...
350
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,437
Legally. I'm just-- Legally.
351
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,439
Can you even do that
in real life?
352
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:44,094
I believe I can.I used to as a kid. Oh, my God.
353
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,400
I stopped doing it
at a certain point,
354
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,967
'cause it felt more
like giving head
355
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,098
than getting it, but...
356
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,970
ELZ:
Did you even come or anything?
357
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,188
-DAVE: Uh...
-Oh, my God.
358
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,624
Don't tell me you swallowed.
359
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,625
I, like, kind of...
360
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,845
It was like a neck hair thing...
361
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:56,977
So you pulled out of your mouthand then you shot it
362
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,761
-and you caught it in your neck?-Yes.
363
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,154
What are you, a Globetrotter?
[chuckles]
364
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,112
Yeah, I didn't--
Like I said, it was a burden.
365
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,810
-[whoops]
-I stopped doing it for
that reason. I'm just saying,
366
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:04,811
if it was legal, it's, like,
367
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:05,812
definitely
an interesting visual.
368
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,378
Okay, if not that...
369
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,032
So we're gonna make that video,like I said,
370
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,034
that shows exactly
who Lil Dicky is.
371
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,557
-No gimmicks, no bullshit.-But you're not listening to me.
372
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,559
I don't even know
who Lil Dicky is.
373
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:15,560
Like, that's what I'm saying.
374
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,561
Like, I'm trying
to figure it out.
375
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,780
I don't even know
what this thing is yet.
376
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,477
What Lil Dicky is?
He a legend, bro.
377
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,349
Ain't you TTG, trained to go?
Let's go, baby.
378
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,698
We going straight
to the mountaintop.
379
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,047
Mount Rushmore-type shit.
380
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,135
Let's go over here,
do what we got to do.
381
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,137
Let's gander,
wiggle up, hit the stage.
382
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,922
Me and him.
Bret Hart, Owen Hart,
383
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,924
jumping off the top row.
You know what I mean?
384
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,708
Let's Super Smash Brother
these hoes, bro.
385
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,710
-Listen to me, bro. Come on.
-Gata!
386
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,972
Dude, you need to calm down.
387
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,018
Listen to yourself, bro.
388
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,066
My bad, y'all.
389
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:43,893
I'm-a go get some water
over here.
390
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,811
This is your fault.
391
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,728
[whispering]:
I don't know.
392
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,121
It's a lot.
393
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:59,082
Ma, when the last time you beento Chick-fil-A on Expo and Fig?
394
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,997
Ooh, I don't feel like going
to Expo and Fig.
395
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,999
What? They got the best sauce,
the best service.
396
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,436
But we got food at home,
already paid for.
397
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,090
-Thank you.
-Already paid for?
Ain't nobody worried
398
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,527
-about the price of Chick-fil-A.-Well, I know you're not,
399
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,182
after what you just spent
on the same pair of shoes
400
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,402
-in different colors.
-Aw, hell no!
401
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:17,927
-I know you ain't in here buyingshoes. You still owe me money.
-Relax, bro. Come on.
402
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,624
-Ain't about to relax, bro. Youknow what time it is with me.
-Just relax, bro.
403
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:20,843
In front of all these people?
It's not that serious.
404
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:21,844
I don't care about them people,fool.
405
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,106
Either you gonna run me
my money, bro,
406
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,673
or you gonna take them shoes
back right now, bro.
407
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:25,674
-I'm not playing with you.
-I know you see me working
408
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,067
with Pacman da Gunman, Wayne...
409
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,024
I don't care about none
of that make-believe,
410
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,243
-fairy-tale shit, bro.
-Bro, just chill.
411
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,505
-Okay, look. Here.
-Bro, take them shoes back.
412
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,072
How much money does he owe you?
413
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,638
Ma'am, I wouldn't take
no money from you.
414
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,640
-I promise you, I wouldn't.
-Bro, it's all good.
You know what?
415
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:36,903
Come on, big homey.
Let's go. It's all love.
416
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,034
-A'ight.
-Okay, look. Here, I'll...
417
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,775
Hey, bang the register, man.
418
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,298
-I got to make a return.-That's what I'm talking about.
419
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,952
-Okay, uh...
-CAZ: Yeah.
420
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,215
I just got to give
a-a reason for the return.
421
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,130
'Cause he's a bitch-ass nigga.
That's why.
422
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,915
-Oh. All right.
-[types]
423
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,568
I'm-a remember that, bro.
424
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,005
Here.
425
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,136
Punk, no,
that's my money, nigga.
426
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,094
-Give me the receipt.
-Man, you know what?
427
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,225
I can't believe this.
428
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,879
He don't even know I'm poppin'
like that, bro.
429
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,012
It's gonna be all good, bro.
The whole world
430
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,797
gonna see how poppin' I am.
I'm-a have all of this, bro.
431
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,451
Man, fuck all these shoes.
432
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,105
All this shit gonna be mine!
433
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,933
I'm-a own
this whole entire collection!
434
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,935
-You feel me?
All this shit gonna be mine.-Glenn, I'm gonna call security.
435
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,938
Every colorway in here
gonna be mine!
436
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,940
These black ones.All of this shit gonna be mine.
437
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,159
-This whole entire store
is gonna be mine!
-Gata.
438
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,988
Gata, listen, listen, you're
acting really crazy right now.
439
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,164
-Crazy? You calling me crazy?
-Just...
440
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,166
Are you mymama?
He ain't working
441
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,386
with Pacman da Gunman.He ain't working with Lil Wayne.
442
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,517
-What does that have to do
with anything?
-That's me.
443
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,303
He don't even realize
my face is money.
444
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,131
-I just need you to calm down.
Take a br...
-I ain't calming shit down!
445
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,915
Matter of fact,
I'm-a take this jacket off.
446
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,048
This shit that you bought me
is cheap.
447
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,136
I don't need nobody.
448
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,094
-Fuck this jacket. And look.
-[stammers]
449
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,531
And this backpack
that got this laptop in it.
450
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:43,056
You feel me?
This $1,300 laptop
451
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,187
-ain't shit to me.
-Oh, God!
452
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,189
You feel me? Ain't nothing.
453
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,365
So, how are you my mamaand you talking about I'm crazy?
454
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:51,368
-How you gonna call
your own son crazy?
-Please. Just-- I didn't--
455
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,631
-Just relax! Just...
-Ain't nobody about to calm
down. I ain't about to c--
456
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:54,850
-Get your hands off me.
Get your hands off me.
-Oh, my God.
457
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,156
-Please, don't hurt him.
-Get your hands off me.
458
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,158
-Don't hurt him!
-Call somebody!
459
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,161
DOCTOR:
Mr. Ganter,
460
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,598
I'm gonna give you a low dose
of Depakote to stabilize you,
461
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,817
and we'll see
how you go from there.
462
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,602
Can you see how I dowith a commissary burrito, man?
463
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,299
I ain't ate shit
since I've been here.
464
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,736
Yeah, I'll get you a burrito.
465
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,956
-Thank you, Doctor.
-I can't believe this.
466
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,220
I know, honey. I know.
We're gonna get through this.
467
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,222
-Why'd they strap me to the bed,Mama?
-I know.
468
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,790
-I love you.-Why'd they strap me to the bed?
469
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,661
-[crying]
-Oh, my God, sweetheart.
470
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,142
It's okay.
471
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,449
You're just sitting there,
472
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,016
just looking at me like--
473
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,365
letting the doctor talk to me
474
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,149
like I'm
just some stupid person,
475
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,151
like-like I'm just crazy, Ma.
476
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,674
Like,
you just let him walk away.
477
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,155
Talking about some pills
I don't even know about.
478
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:42,115
-Please, please, please,
please, please, please.-"Take this shit off my-my son."
479
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,246
-Like... [crying]
-[sniffles]
480
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,248
It's okay. It's okay.
481
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,467
DAVE:
Gata, tomorrow night,
482
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,121
7:00 p.m.,
another rehearsal.
483
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,384
Damn, another rehearsal
tomorrow, bro?
484
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,690
-Damn, I'm there.
-And if I'm being honest,
485
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,258
we got to be a lot more focused than we were today,
486
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,130
'cause it was all over the placeand...
487
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,131
Bring it, okay?
488
00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,175
I need to get that filled.
489
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,047
Hello?
490
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,701
-Thank you.
-Hello? Gata.
491
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,921
-Hello!
-Oh, yeah. I'm listening, bro.
492
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,357
You know me. I'm just fucking
with some bitches.
493
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:10,578
All right, Gata, like,
I can't even express
494
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,275
how important this show is,
okay?
495
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,581
So please do not disappoint me.
496
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,018
Come on, bro.
Does molasses drip on trees?
497
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:19,021
That adage is not one
I'm familiar with,
498
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,501
but sure.
499
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,068
I got to go.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
500
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,287
Goodbye.
501
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,072
I am so sorry about that,
502
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:29,075
but I need to get that dosage
and prescription filled ASAP.
503
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,077
Is this for seizures
or mood stabilization?
504
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,078
The last one.
505
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,079
Have you had this dosage before?
506
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,515
Y'all just gonna stand there
and watch?
507
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,647
Nah, I never had this dosage,
but my doctor told me
508
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,519
if I find myself,
like, ramping up,
509
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,651
that I need to get this dosage.
510
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,392
All right.
Give me 30 minutes, okay?
511
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,655
Thank you.
[exhales]
512
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,879
♪ My dick sucks,
my dick sucks♪
513
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,924
♪ My dick sucks...♪
514
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,970
Yeah, the 808s are harder.
515
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,277
So, let's leave it as is-- done.
516
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,323
I do think that it's not
the perfect 808s
517
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,672
-if I'm being honest.
-[groaning]
518
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,196
Can you actually pull up, uh,
519
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,328
that propane beat that you haveon hold for me?
520
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,722
'Cause I think those 808s
are even better.
521
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,332
-And if we could incorporate...-On hold?
522
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,987
-Play that for me real quick.
-Okay.
523
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,295
[beat playing]
524
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,340
Incorporate those.
525
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,777
I could, but I gave this one
526
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,344
to some other rapper.
527
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,303
So...
528
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,869
Are you joking, or no,
you're being serious?
529
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,568
You gave the beat that you
were holding for me away
530
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,136
to a different rapper? I-I've
been working on that song.
531
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,355
For three months, you've
been working on that beat?
532
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,314
Yeah, it takes me... years
to write a song sometimes.
533
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,446
I've been putting in
so many hours over that beat.
534
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,535
-You just gave it away?
-Okay, so let me ask you
a question.
535
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:41,582
If, let's say, Beyoncé was like,"Yo, Elz, I need a beat
536
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,105
right now." Her and Jay
want to go put out an album,
537
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,368
and I'm gonna give 'em beats,
and for some reason
538
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,023
you have the fucking beat that
I gave you three months ago...
539
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,111
-Yeah.
-...to use.
540
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,547
If you said, "Yeah,
I'm holding it for you."
541
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,027
And they started working
on it, and they're like,
542
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,289
"You know what...?"
Okay, actually forget it.
543
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,464
-It depends.
-Whatever, whatever.
544
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,031
It's your beat-- you own me.
545
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,554
You can take any beat
of mine you want.
546
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,991
If anybody else, if Kanye West
asks me for a beat
547
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,168
and you have it,
it's yours, take the beat.
548
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,821
Well, don't make me
feel bad about it.
549
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,172
Don't feel bad-- it's your
fucking beat, enjoy it.
550
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,348
Well, you could've given me
a heads up or I don't know...
551
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,524
-We can talk about it...
-And here's the heads up.
552
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,525
I don't, I mean, I understand.
553
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,004
that there's other rappers,
but...
554
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,355
What's up?
555
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,312
What's going on?
556
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,227
We were arguing.
557
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,228
Just a little bit.
558
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,274
-Is it over?
-No.
559
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:24,494
Okay, well, this is 45 bucks
an hour, so argue after.
560
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,017
Fine, let's rehearse.
561
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,193
Okay, so rehearse. Gata.
562
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,846
Gata?
563
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,283
Gata, Gata.
564
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,414
Dave.
565
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,416
He's asleep, okay.
566
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,984
-Wake up, sunshine.
-Up you go.
567
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,073
-You all right?
-[Gata grunts]
568
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,250
Yeah, I'm good, bro, come on.
569
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,947
This is a good choice
right here.
570
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,427
The dual-band makes
a big difference.
571
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,646
This is the one
I got at my crib, so...
572
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,387
Here's your refund,and I hope you have a good day.
573
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,433
Thank you for coming
to Game Force.
574
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,087
Hey, yo, what up, my man,
I want to return this.
575
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,436
It's not working how
it's supposed to.
576
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,090
Oh, that's cool, I got you.
577
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,353
Hold up-- Gata?
578
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,617
-Bino.
-What?
579
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,402
You used to serve tree
for Pacman.
580
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,969
-What? That's crazy.
-Yeah, what's up, bro?
581
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,058
-What's up, bro?
-Man, chilling, dawg.
582
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,278
-Just trying to get in
where I fit in.
-That's what's up.
583
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,236
Dang, I was wondering what
ever happened to you, dawg.
584
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,455
I'm still serving 'em,but I stopped seeing you around.
585
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,457
Hey, well, you know, I didn't
want to miss moms and sis.
586
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,111
I was tired of being on theroad, you know what I'm saying?
587
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,199
So I had to find
something to suit me.
588
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,549
You know, I'm in here
with the Force, baby.
589
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,290
Facts, all right.
590
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,204
Okay, cool.
591
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,423
I'm glad to see you good, man.
592
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,685
Niggas said you went crazy, man.
593
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,426
But I'm glad to see
that ain't true, bro.
594
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,558
Well, you know niggas be lying
595
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:29,864
on me like a Persian rug.
596
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,213
All right, cool.
597
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,997
Well, shoot, man, I'll tell
Nutti I saw you, dawg.
598
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,434
Oh, you still mess with Nutti?
599
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,436
Yeah, whenever one
of his artists need weed.
600
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,394
He in the studio
with YG actually right now.
601
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,266
He in the studio with YG?
602
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,355
-Yeah, right now,
knocking out bangers.
-That's what's up, bro.
603
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,356
You mind if I get tapped in?
604
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:46,097
Lock me in with
that number, man.
605
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:50,014
Y-Yeah, yeah,
I got you, I got you.
606
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,451
-I got you.
-Man, I appreciate you, bro.
607
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,279
♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl♪
608
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,497
♪ 'Ey, girl, what you
tryin' to say, girl?♪
609
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,456
♪ When you see my dick,
you may hurl♪
610
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,501
♪ But I'm still kinda hot
like May, girl♪
611
00:19:58,545 --> 00:19:59,850
♪ Whoa, girl, whoa, girl.♪
612
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,591
Dude, what the fuck
are you doing?
613
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,376
Dude. Can you just
run it back, bro?
614
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:06,117
Can you just, like,
not be right where I am?
615
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,076
Like, and let me have
space up here to operate?
616
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,817
Dave, just chill,
give me a minute, bro.
617
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,645
-You think I can sit down
for a second?
-Sit down?
618
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,821
-Yeah, man.
-No, dude, we got to rehearse.
619
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,518
What do you mean?
I told you this is,
620
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,954
like, the biggest deal
in the world to me.
621
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,479
Like, this is the oppositeof the energy I need right now.
622
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,610
Like, we have to do it.
623
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,351
You knew we had to rehearse
today. What are you doing?
624
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,309
Yeah, I couldn't
have been clearer about how
625
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,267
important this is to me.
Like, are you fucking high?
626
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,269
ELZ:
Have you been taking
zans or something?
627
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,488
Like, what is, like, your deal
right now? What, like...?
628
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,751
Dude, I'm fucking bipolar.
629
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,887
You're bipolar?
630
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:40,326
I have a chemical imbalance
going on inside my brain.
631
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,069
Gata, did a doctor diagnose you?
632
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,419
Medicine and the whole nine.
633
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,551
I take eight to ten pills
every night, bro-- like,
634
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,771
the other day
I felt myself ramping up,
635
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,512
I took too much, and it
probably fucked me up, man.
636
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,253
Look at me, man.
637
00:20:55,906 --> 00:21:00,563
It's much harder
to stay mad at this point.
638
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,565
It makes me feel like
a rat in a hole sometimes.
639
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,741
Like, I got to express
this to you, bro.
640
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,177
Hot, cold--
641
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,570
that's me.
642
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:08,702
I never tell nobody
643
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:09,920
this type of shit, bro.
644
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:10,965
Never, ever.
645
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,575
Shit's embarrassing, bro.
646
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,882
Like, I've been like this
for a while.
647
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:18,320
We appreciate you sharing all
this with us, like, seriously.
648
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,669
You can tell us
any of this stuff.
649
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:20,975
I love y'all, man, and
650
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,455
you guys make me feel
comfortable.
651
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,805
You guys are weirdos
just like me, bro.
652
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:27,329
[crying]:
This dude rap about having
a small dick all the time.
653
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:31,551
This dude right here rubs
acne on his back, no problem.
654
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,988
This dude back here
dresses cool as fuck.
655
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,382
He knows all
the hip-hop urban lingo
656
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:38,819
but pronounces
all his words properly.
657
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,169
And I'm really bipolar, bruh.
658
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,562
Like, really bipolar.
659
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:43,606
Sometime I feel crazy.
660
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,608
And sometime I feel lazy.
661
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:48,481
And I appreciate that, and I
think I speak for all of us
662
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:50,700
when I say we're in this
thing together, man.
663
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,572
I love you, man, you know, um,
664
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,574
I really appreciate you, like...
665
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:55,618
I love you, too, bro.
666
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,403
You got to know that--
you feel me?
667
00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,274
I never would come here
purposely trying
668
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,841
to fuck your shit up.
669
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,586
Well, Gata,
I'm glad you told us.
670
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:08,196
And...
671
00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:10,198
I think it's pretty cool that
672
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,983
we've got the first hype man
that's clinically depressed.
673
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:15,377
-[laughter]
-Oh, my God.
674
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,379
-You crazy.
-DAVE: Gata, give me a hug.
675
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:18,380
-I love you, come here.
-I love you, too, bro.
676
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,469
You're a real one, man, on God.
677
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,079
Man, I appreciate you, man.
678
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,473
-I'm glad I met you, bro.
-And I don't even think
679
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:25,822
we need to rehearse anymore,
to be honest.
680
00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,258
I've been overthinking
everything.
681
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,695
I think I know
what we should do.
682
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,181
Hey.
683
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,400
I'm Lil Dicky.
684
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,967
I have a small penis
685
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,577
and I stress out about things.
686
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,274
This is Gata, he's my hype man.
687
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:44,580
Gata, tell 'em
about yourself, huh?
688
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:46,277
What up, what up?
It's your boy Gata.
689
00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:48,541
Sunglass connoisseur,
pizza lover, I'm bipolar,
690
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,673
and I'll take your girl
to the solar.
691
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:52,588
I didn't think he was gonna
get into mental illness,
692
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:55,852
but, man, this is the type
of honesty and openness
693
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,332
you can expect from this group.
694
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,509
This is my DJ... Elz.
695
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:03,686
Tonight you're gonna see
one of the best rappers alive
696
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,775
give probably the best show
you've ever seen.
697
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:08,299
And you're gonna love Meek Mill.
698
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:10,476
But before that, enjoy us,
699
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:14,436
because we are on
the cusp of greatness.
700
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,613
And to be honest, I don't
even know how we got here.
701
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,491
BINO: He in the studio with YG actually right now.
702
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,449
GATA:
He in the studio with YG?
703
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,495
BINO:
Yeah, right now,
knocking out bangers.
704
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:40,201
[muttering]
705
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,735
♪ My dick sucks♪
706
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:54,520
-♪ My dick sucks♪
-Hold up.
707
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:55,738
Hold the fuck up.
708
00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,044
Ain't you the YouTube rapper
709
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:58,306
with the small dick?
710
00:23:58,349 --> 00:23:59,568
♪ Fuck!♪
711
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:00,743
♪ My dick sucks♪
712
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:04,486
♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks♪
713
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,619
-♪ Fuck!♪
-♪ Even though my dick
is shorty♪
714
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:08,490
♪ It sit there like it's Gotti♪
715
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:09,970
♪ And it do good work
like Gandhi♪
716
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:11,624
♪ And it might grow more
like Brawny♪
717
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,408
♪ Probably not,
got bitches in the lobby♪
718
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,975
♪ Their body language obvi♪
719
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,891
♪ If five inches the over-under,
I'm underdog like Rocky♪
720
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,675
♪ They don't care
about my cock♪
721
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,503
♪ I could use a pussy mop♪
722
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,200
♪ On the radio like cops♪
723
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,550
♪ She saw me and went in shock♪
724
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:26,682
♪ Technically I'm unemployed♪
725
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:29,337
-♪ But I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna work♪
-♪ Work.♪
726
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:32,383
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Media Access Group at WGBH
727
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,673
Aren't you Lil Dicky?
728
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,675
♪ Yes, I know
That I'm a rapper ♪
729
00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:04,459
-♪ At the end of the day ♪
-[gasping]
730
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,941
♪ But I think
It's time you knew me
By my government name ♪
731
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:10,247
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪
-ANNOUNCER: Dave.
732
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:11,988
All-new Wednesday at 10:00
on FXX.
733
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,034
And next day, FX on Hulu.
734
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:19,822
-Everything is just
getting really weird.
-[fly buzzing]
735
00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:21,607
-You know?-Yeah. Let me write that down.
736
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,219
-Here it comes.
-[shouts]
737
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:27,917
-Take off your hat.
-I can't.
738
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,963
-Take off
this enormous jacket.
-Mm-mmm.
739
00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:31,834
-And stop showing up so late.-Mm-mmm.
740
00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:36,578
-[grunts]-[gasps] Oh, God. Are you okay?
741
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,058
Oh, no. No. Shut up.
742
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:47,807
Oh, damn!
743
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,460
[classical music playing]
744
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,733
Pulling hair is wrong, mate.
745
00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:04,084
I mean, all violence is wrong,but at least punching's a sport.
746
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:05,868
-Is it?
-Yes, boxing.
747
00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:07,696
Boxing's in the Olympics.
Hair pulling isn't.
748
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:12,048
-It would be funny if it was.-It really would be.
749
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:19,534
What is Devs?
750
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:21,667
What is Devs?
751
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,146
What is Devs?
752
00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:25,801
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