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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:04,395 [ Chuckling ] Honey, I'm super into -- I mean, 2 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,049 who knew that I was gonna be so into a fishing jacket? 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,224 Look how many pockets there are. 4 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:08,443 And then there's a bonus. Watch. 5 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:11,228 [ Zipper opening, closing rhythmically ] 6 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,405 [ Snaps fingers ] 7 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:15,624 "Axel F"! Yeah. 8 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:16,755 "Beverly Hills Cop"!Pretty good. 9 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,888 [ Both vocalizing "Axel F" ] 10 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:20,107 You should do thatwhen we're gathering around 11 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,065 the fire tonightmaking s'mores. I know! 12 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,197 Beau and Kay will love it. 13 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,981 By the way, the factthat we've been invited 14 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,288 by Beau and Kay,this is a big, big deal.What?! It's a big deal. 15 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:29,942 Have you found your, um -- your fishing rod? 16 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:30,987 Yeah, yeah, I found it,and it was with 17 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,337 this amazing box of activitiesI used to do 18 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:34,469 when I would visit Aunt Maggie. 19 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:35,992 That's awesome. Yeah. 20 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,907 Oh! You'll like this. 21 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,126 My magic toothpick.[ Chuckling ] Okay. 22 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:41,171 There's nothing abnormalabout this toothpick. 23 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,303 Mnh-mnh. Oh, looks normal. 24 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:43,434 Until... 25 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:44,566 What?! 26 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,176 [ Laughs ] 27 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,526 I did not know that you did -- 28 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,527 [ Laughs ] Right? 29 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,355 ...you did magic.And now it's gone. 30 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,009 In a way, I'm kind of glad that... 31 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,228 you know, I don't know, 32 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:55,446 that I didn't know that you did magic, 33 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,361 or else I feel like we wouldn't have gone on our first date. 34 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:58,536 Well, I only learneda couple of tricks. 35 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:01,800 And then I took up crocheting. 36 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:02,801 What is that? 37 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:05,326 That's a Norwegian condom or...? 38 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,676 Honey, it's a scarf.It's clearly a scarf.It is? 39 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:10,113 I didn't finish it because,uh, I got interested in fishing. 40 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,029 It's funny, I look at this box,and I think, 41 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,161 "I was interested in so many things." 42 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:15,292 Oh, yeah, look at you. 43 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:17,338 I mean, I couldn't finishany of them, huh? 44 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,514 [ Chuckles ]I know. You cannot. That is true. 45 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:22,256 Wait, you said "cannot." 46 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,953 I s-- Do you mean that? 47 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:26,347 'Cause I said "I couldnot,"referring to when I was young 48 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,088 and I used to not finish things. 49 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,394 [ Clicks tongue ] Right. 50 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,004 "Cannot" means that 51 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,789 I-I currentlyhave a problem with it. 52 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:34,920 That's what you said --"cannot." 53 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,008 [ Sighs ] 54 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:37,184 I mean, like... 55 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:39,229 I don't know, sometimes, like... 56 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:40,143 [ Chuckling ] You know? 57 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,579 Hm. 58 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:42,798 Right. Yeah. 59 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:45,540 Yep. Apprec--I appreciate your honesty. 60 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,063 Don't spin, Mike. I-I -- 61 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,283 You finish stuff all of the time.[ Door closes ] 62 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:51,763 Hey, Mike, when you gonna finish filling in that irrigation trench? 63 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:54,157 Theresa the goat has had to pull me out of it twice. 64 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,203 Mike --I never said I was gonna finish that! 65 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,987 Okay. You know what? Um... 66 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,945 You know, the timing of that, uh, was poor --[ Door opens, closes ] 67 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,164 Hot dog! 68 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,992 A magic kit and a rat scarf? 69 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:04,341 Who left us their estate? 70 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:05,342 ♪♪ 71 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:08,563 --Captions by VITAC-- 72 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:15,352 ♪♪ 73 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:16,527 Here, let me get that for you, please. 74 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:17,833 Oh, no, I got it. Light as a feather. 75 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,095 I know, but --You want me to get yours? 76 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,444 No, I'm fine. I'll set it up for you.Okay. 77 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:21,837 Where should we set it up? 78 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,317 Wherever you stand, that's where we're gonna set it up. 79 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,187 [ Chuckles ] Right there? Perfect. 80 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:27,321 Hey, Rio, what's going onwith Mr. Pouty Puss? 81 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,323 Did the princess sleepon a pea? [ Chuckles ] 82 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:31,455 Um, you know, it could just be a spat or a tiff, 83 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,022 but I have a feeling it might be a fight. 84 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,067 You know, Beau and Ihaven't had one fight 85 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,765 since we gotback together. 86 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,593 Well, I'm sure -- sure that's sustainable. 87 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:41,073 Ohh.I mean, all we have to dois avoid saying anything 88 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,858 that would upset the other one until we die. 89 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,251 Yeah. Right?For our entire lives. 90 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:47,210 I find myself being quiet a lot. 91 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,646 Yeah.A lot of listening, right? 92 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,432 And we're watching a ton of shows. 93 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:52,128 Mm. 94 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,347 We've done "Bosch"... 95 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,783 "Bosch." "Goliath." 96 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:57,394 Um, we watched "Carnival Row." 97 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,875 It's about a bunch ofsexually aggressive fairies. 98 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:00,876 And that's the truth. 99 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,269 Hmm.Those fairies are scary. 100 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:03,444 Sure. 101 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:05,315 Okay, well, good luck.Thanks. 102 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,796 Hey, do you want to relax and I'll unpack your makeup? 103 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:09,232 Oh, no, I'll do it. You relax. 104 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,669 I mean, unless you want toset up, and then Iwould relax. 105 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:13,105 Yeah, but you hate it more, so let me just -- 106 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:14,498 But where does that leave us --Hey, guys -- guys. 107 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:17,284 I think it means that you both are gonna relax. 108 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,241 Great.Great idea. 109 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,416 I like that. 110 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,939 I love this. 111 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:21,723 [ Laughs ] 112 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,507 And I love this. 113 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,074 [ Both laugh ]We both love each other. 114 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,467 I love you more than that. I win. I won. 115 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,382 Okay, well, try not to die of shock, 116 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,819 but I have finishedsetting up the tent. 117 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,734 Wow! Complete. Done. 118 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,823 Great!That's great, honey.Yeah. 119 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,390 I think -- Oh.Now I'm gonna... 120 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:37,739 You finished your scarf?...head over to the lake. 121 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:39,697 That's --When did you do that?[ Groans ] 122 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,264 To do some fishing. 123 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:42,483 So -- Honey -- Ow. 124 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:43,527 Sweetie. Yeah. 125 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:45,355 I seethat you're going fishing, 126 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,531 Yep.and I'm just gonna guess 127 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,707 that you're not over fullywhat we had discussed. 128 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:50,839 Oh, no, no, no. No, no. 129 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,710 I'm -- I'm totally over it. Okay. 130 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:54,146 And you're gonna be over it, too, 131 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,105 when I return with a thousand fish. 132 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:57,628 Say wha? 133 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,500 Get ready for a fish fry, guys. 134 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:07,334 ♪♪ 135 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:10,946 So you're the one who's been buying all the TV dinners. 136 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:13,775 Well, they're perfectfor my new bachelor lifestyle. 137 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:16,430 If only I had a working TV,I could fully enjoy them. 138 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,562 [ Chuckles ]Hey, hang in there, man. 139 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,782 Who knows? Maybe you and my mom aren't completely over with. 140 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:23,175 No, she's moved on to Pastor Paul. 141 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,526 She's the sheriff,and he's the pastor. 142 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,354 They're Bucksnort's power couple. 143 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:30,444 Yeah, but he's so needy and over the top. 144 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:32,359 He can't leave any conversation 145 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,752 without some big, dramatic goodbye. 146 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:38,365 And I don't like his handshakes.They're very damp. 147 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:39,366 I miss you. 148 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,106 I miss you, too. 149 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:44,762 Well, goodbye, my sweet angel. 150 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:45,763 [ Chuckles ] 151 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:46,982 Come here.Ohh! 152 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:49,593 The bittersweet moment is upon us. 153 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:50,594 Goodbye. 154 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,728 Goodbye. 155 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:55,512 Goodbye.[ Clears throat ] 156 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,166 [ Gasps ] 157 00:04:57,209 --> 00:05:00,125 Oh. Oh, Rudy,I didn't see you come in. 158 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:02,345 Sorry. I should've announced myself. 159 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,826 I have an announcement. I'm leaving. 160 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:09,526 [ Door opens, closes, bells jingle ]Now, see, that'show you say goodbye. 161 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:11,267 Good to see you, Brandon. 162 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,182 Good to see you, as well. 163 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,183 Alright. 164 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:16,620 [ Bells jingle ] 165 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:17,969 So... 166 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,144 [ Sighs ] 167 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,494 How are things going with the pastor? 168 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:22,583 I just wish he would relax. 169 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:25,150 I-I-I just don't knowhow much more I can take 170 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,282 of this intense stuff. 171 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,631 [ Knock on glass ] 172 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,154 Ohh. 173 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:30,460 [ Scoffs ] 174 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:33,811 That is a lot of goodbyesfor someone who never leaves. 175 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,509 [ Chuckling ] Ohh! 176 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,075 Whoo! Ah. 177 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:38,294 I haven't been this popular 178 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,731 since I wore a tank top at the VFW. 179 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:41,732 Yeah. 180 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:44,387 Uh, I had one,and then he swam away. 181 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,433 I don't know what I'm doingwrong and you're doing right. 182 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:47,651 What's the secret? 183 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,958 Oh, rub myself, uh, over with -- with fish pee. 184 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,263 Is that true? 185 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:53,657 No! I just don't suck at being a fisherman, Mike. 186 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,442 You're too desperate. They can sense your need. 187 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,400 Oh! So I got to play it cooler? 188 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,446 Do you think I should, like,just hold it like that? 189 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:02,405 Like I'm, like --I almost forgot I --I forgot I'm fishing?Yeah, turn around, look away. 190 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,667 Oh, you got a nibble! Just kidding.What? Oh. 191 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,060 [ Gunshot, wings flapping ] 192 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,104 What was that, a gunshot? 193 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:07,845 Oh, hell. Knuckles is back. 194 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,412 Who's Knuckles? 195 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,892 Just the terror of this lake. 196 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:12,546 He used to fish with dynamite. 197 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:15,113 He's got a helluva shot for a man with no fingertips. 198 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:16,637 Just becauseyou don't have fingertips 199 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,116 doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want. 200 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,335 You know,I'm gonna talk to him. 201 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,815 He just shot those fish right in the face. 202 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,338 What do you think he's gonna do to you? 203 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,644 Okay, oh, God,he's coming, he's coming. 204 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:25,123 Yep. Here we go. Here we go. 205 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,298 Alright, listen to me. Hey.Yeah, yeah, yeah. 206 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:27,561 Don't look him in the eye 207 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,040 and don't do anything flashy with your hands. 208 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:30,085 It'll just make him sad. 209 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:31,303 [ Sighs ] Don't -- 210 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:33,262 Hey! How you doing, Knuckles? 211 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,090 I'm Mike. New fisherman. 212 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,528 Yeah,if you say so, blondie. 213 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,227 Did you call him "Knuckles"? 214 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:43,533 W-Well, that's --you told me that's his name. 215 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:45,274 No! No, that's not his preferred nickname. 216 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:46,667 Oh, well, you think "blondie"is mypreferred nickname? 217 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,016 Okay. 218 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,452 Please. Thank you. 219 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:52,020 I'm actually hereto talk to you about my mom. 220 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:55,806 She's just not used to someonecoming on this strong. 221 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,112 [ Sighs ] 222 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:59,114 Is -- Is it a little too much? 223 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:00,594 It's a little too not enough. 224 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,683 With my mom and romance, 225 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:06,600 she likes it ASAP and ATT. 226 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,340 What's ATT? 227 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:09,690 I'm so happy you asked. 228 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:12,170 It's All. The. Time. 229 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,694 Came up with it myself.Huh? 230 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,391 That's clever. Yeah. 231 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,741 Give my motherthe whole enchilada, 232 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:20,135 and then give her another enchilada. 233 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:21,745 ♪♪ 234 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,747 [ Gasps, stammers ] 235 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:24,661 [ Chuckles softly ] 236 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:26,489 What is the -- 237 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,404 [ Indistinct talking ]Ugh. Okay. 238 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,101 [ Laughter ] 239 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:32,321 [ Amplified ] You have the rightto remain beautiful. 240 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:37,108 Anything you do or say will be held against me. 241 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:39,763 Wait, so you told Mike he never finishes anything? 242 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,504 I got to tell you, Rio, that's really stupid. 243 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,550 I just don't understandwhy this is a big deal. 244 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,726 It's like, when people tell meabout my character flaws, 245 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:47,205 I genuinely appreciate it. 246 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:49,991 Everyone hates the way you say "Barthelona." 247 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,384 In Barthelona,everyone says "Barthelona."But -- R-- But -- 248 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,560 You've never -- Have you been there?Yeah, I mean -- 249 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:56,084 This is not about me.It's about Mike. Okay? 250 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,738 And I need to get outof this whole fight situation. 251 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,566 Okay, well, the only way Mike's gonna get past this 252 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:00,741 is if he catches a fish. 253 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:02,177 Kay: Well,that's never gonna happen. 254 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,657 The only wayMike is catching a fish 255 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,397 is if you stick oneon the end of his hook. 256 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,530 [ Laughs ]That's not gonna be necessary, 257 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:08,705 because we're gonna have a conversation, 258 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,141 and everything's gonna be okay. 259 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:12,143 Okay, well, good luck, 'causehe's in a really weird place. 260 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:15,364 Usually, I can make fun of himand that makes mefeel better, 261 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,887 but he wasn't laughingat any of them. 262 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,107 It wasn't even fun to make fun of him. 263 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,326 Oh.I made a bunchof hilarious jokes 264 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,719 about the length of his pole, 265 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,721 and then I started movingmine around, you know?Sure. 266 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,157 Did this one. Oh, you did? 267 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:28,159 I did this one. Classic. 268 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:29,770 Whoo! This one.[ Imitates whirring ] 269 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,815 You know?Catch it, reel it in. 270 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,556 Pretty funny. Right? 271 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,949 This is what he gave me. 272 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:35,993 He didn't get anything? 273 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:36,994 Well, he got it. 274 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,430 He just didn't thinkit was funny. 275 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,563 He's wrong. Thank you. 276 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,826 Look, I'm gonna go talk to my husband. 277 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:46,264 I mean, I made a --a pole joke, a worm joke. 278 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:47,614 A wiggly worm. Remember? 279 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:48,919 Want to see mefish? 280 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,442 What,with yourpenis pole? 281 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:51,661 With my penis pole. 282 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:52,793 Not right now. 283 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,359 Rio: Hey, honey. 284 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:55,970 Hon, I got to tell you,these fish are -- 285 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,233 are getting smarter the longer I go. 286 00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,062 I feel like I'm watchingreal-time evolution. 287 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,846 Mm-hmm. Like, I'm starting to ask myself, 288 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,674 "When are theygonna be fishing us?" 289 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:07,372 Why don't we go back to the campsite and just, like, chill 290 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,026 and take a little --Oh, you would love that,wouldn't you? 291 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,941 [ Reel clicking ] 292 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,943 Okay, based on your tone, I can tell 293 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,859 that we are not done talking about what I said earlier. 294 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,861 Because you're... probably right. 295 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,646 You're -- You -- You are right. 296 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,778 I-I-I don't finish things.I'm -- 297 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,780 I am notright.It's embarrassing. 298 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,216 You do our taxes every year. 299 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,871 Barely. You have a degree in journalism. 300 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:28,959 That is four years. 301 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:33,050 Cold, hard evidence that you stuck through four years. 302 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,791 And then became a farmer. 303 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,750 I'm not even using my degree. 304 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,839 That's -- Oh, my goodness. 305 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,884 Don't go there!It's so obvious you're right. 306 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:43,713 I-I quit everything.Not just my hobbies. 307 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,455 That's not -- No.I quit my work, what I studied. 308 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,283 Mike --I quit my whole life! 309 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,502 Honey, you're -- you're spiraling out here -- 310 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,504 What if I give up on the farm?W-What if that's next? 311 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:53,680 You've gone [Imitates explosion]You know what I mean? 312 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,290 You don't have to do that. Listen -- 313 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,509 I got to catch --I got to catch this fish. 314 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,860 Everything that I'm about, 315 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,905 everything I believe inand that I stand for... 316 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,777 I'm gonna sit down. 317 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,865 ...hinges on this. 318 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,083 Sure. No, I hear you. 319 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,042 So I'm gonna sit here, and we're gonna do this. 320 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,260 We're gonna wait it out, 321 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,088 and I'm gonna stay here as long as it takes. 322 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,350 Which'll probably be pretty quick. 323 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,570 Because I believe in you. 324 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,093 [ Sighs ] 325 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,573 Okay. 326 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,359 Okay. This is the one. 327 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:26,016 ♪♪ 328 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,017 Ohh... Mike... 329 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,063 Hey.What's the -- What -- 330 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,934 [ Yawning ] Yeah? W-What -- 331 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,066 Is it morning right now? 332 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:35,504 Yes, ma'am. Top o' the morning to you. 333 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,506 Little update from last night. 334 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,074 Still don't have a bite. Still don't have a bite. 335 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,510 But the good news is, 336 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,469 the fish have stopped seeing me as a threat, 337 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,907 which is right where I want them.What? 338 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,347 Mornin'![ Chuckling ] Hey. 339 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,697 I didn't know what you wanted, so I made everything we had. 340 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,960 Well...I want what youwant. 341 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,527 Oh, well, I'll just take whatever's left over 342 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,660 after you take what youwant. 343 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,706 Okay,this has got to stop. 344 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,753 You're right. It's just so strange being back together, you know? 345 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:07,928 It's like we're supposed to be 346 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,278 this perfect, healthy couple all of a sudden. 347 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,279 Like we're... 348 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,759 ugh, Mike and Rio. 349 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,761 Ugh. They mean well,but gosh, they're... 350 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:17,328 Oh, it's tough stuff.They're uphill. 351 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,983 Well, we got to have the firstfight of our new marriage. 352 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,985 We can't keep holding it in.It's not good for our guts. 353 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:22,986 Okay, I love that. Let's do it. 354 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,379 What should we fight about? 355 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,120 Okay, you tell me about your day. Mm-hmm. 356 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,339 And then I'll pretend to listen,and then you call me 357 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,341 Expired tub of sour cream. Yep.an expired tub of --Yeah. 358 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,604 Alright, so, Mike and I were out on the dock, 359 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,606 and the lake was so smooth. 360 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,782 The trout were bitin'. 361 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:36,608 What were you using? 362 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:37,871 Oh, God, you're listening! 363 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,568 Oh. I'm sorry!Beau, you're really listening! 364 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,613 I care about what you say now.This sucks! 365 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,834 Wait, what's happening? 366 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,141 I'm trying to roll my eyes.They won't even go up. 367 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,317 Looks like you're having a BM. 368 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,145 I've had easy ones these days. 369 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,886 [ Exhaling sharply ]What are you doing? 370 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,626 I'm trying to sigh. Oh. 371 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:55,932 Just sounds like I'm panting. 372 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,847 Let metry rolling myeyes. Okay. 373 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,458 Wait, don't fall! 374 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,460 Oh, I was. I was going straight back! 375 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,767 Oh. Why don't you just push?Give me a good old shove. 376 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:05,986 I'll push you. 377 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,988 Oh, God.Oh, my goodness. 378 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,598 Why can't I do it?!I don't know. 379 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,427 Brandon. Is Paul still waiting for me? 380 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,908 Yep. He is still here. 381 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,910 Good Lord! 382 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,781 Yesterday was so crazy. 383 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,565 I can't get away from him. 384 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:21,828 Rudy: Connie, can you hear me? 385 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:22,785 Rudy? 386 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,875 Turn to channel 28. It's private. 387 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,137 [ Static ] 388 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,878 [ Dial tuning ] 389 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:29,966 Are you there? 390 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,012 Heard you on the police scanner you gave me. 391 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,231 Mike gave mea magic kit, as well. 392 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,581 [ Chuckles ] I made outlike a bandit recently. 393 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,670 It's -- It's nice to -- to talk to you. 394 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:39,802 You sound good. 395 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:40,803 You don't. 396 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,892 Excuse me? 397 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,155 I mean you sound likeyou're upset. Are you upset? 398 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,635 It's Pastor Paul. 399 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,855 I think I'm gonna call it off. 400 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,857 H-He's so intense. 401 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,729 That's something you havein common with the pastor. 402 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,949 You're a hurricane, Connie.A tsunami of the senses. 403 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,646 Took me some time to get my sea legs. 404 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:58,995 Maybe that's what the pastor needs. 405 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,867 Don't count him out just yet. 406 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:04,087 ♪♪ 407 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,394 You are a good friend, Rudy. 408 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,048 I-I'm -- I'm so sorry 409 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,833 that it's been awkward between us. 410 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,314 It's nice to talk to you. 411 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,924 Even better to listento you. 412 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,883 [ Theresa bleats, chickens clucking ] 413 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,362 [ Laughing ] 414 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,496 [ Laughing continues ][ Chuckling ] What was that? 415 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:22,889 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 416 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,239 Hey! 417 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,328 Shall we dine al fresco? 418 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,028 Uh, okay, I-I'm sorry. We need to talk. 419 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,725 Y-- Sure. 420 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,945 What's, uh... What's up? I ca-- 421 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:40,863 I thought we were gonna have kind of more of a casual thing, 422 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,430 but you're coming on so strong. 423 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:45,694 You're like a baby duckand I'm the first thing you saw. 424 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,262 To be honest, um, 425 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,438 I feel way outof my comfort zone, too. 426 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,092 I don't understand. 427 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,963 If this was something you didn't want, 428 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,095 why are you doing it? 429 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,661 Because Brandon told me to. 430 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:57,575 What? 431 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,881 He told me to turn it upto eleven. 432 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,840 He told methe more public, the better. 433 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:05,540 O-Okay, I-I-I'm gonna give a good talking-to to that boy, 434 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,281 and I'm not gonna use church words, either. 435 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,326 Honey, I have an idea. 436 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,241 Okay? [ Groans ] 437 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,330 I think you need to relax. 438 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,942 I think the fish need to feel that you're relaxed. 439 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:19,075 And I-I'm gonna help you out with a little neck rub. 440 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,034 [ Scoffs ] Okay. Okay? 441 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,600 Okay. 'Cause I feel like, that, you know, 442 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,472 they're gonna feel it through you. Okay. 443 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,170 Ooh.But you're not paying attention too much, right? 444 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:28,128 That's nice. 445 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,521 You're just...Oh, that feels really nice. 446 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,307 [ Humming ] 447 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:38,138 ♪♪ 448 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,922 [ Humming stops ] 449 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,924 [ Snoring softly ] 450 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:49,018 ♪♪ 451 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:49,758 [ Sniffs ] 452 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:53,066 [ Chuckles ] 453 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:53,980 Mnh-mnh. 454 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,069 [ Inhales deeply ] 455 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:56,939 [ Sighs ] 456 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,117 [ Snaps fingers ] 457 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,946 Well, I think you've gained weight. 458 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,035 You told meit made me look juicy. 459 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,820 Damn it, it does, and I did. 460 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,822 Rio, we're trying to fight, like you told us to, 461 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:11,998 but it's going terribly. 462 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,216 We're going after each other's looks, 463 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,827 but she's too damn beautifuland I'm too damn juicy. 464 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,829 Are there other areaswe should be exploring? 465 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:20,093 Guys, I just don't have time for whatever this is. 466 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,616 Hey, where are you going with my fish? 467 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,357 If you're trying to releasethat back into the wild, 468 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,445 it's already dead! 469 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,750 [ Sighs ] 470 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,404 Why did you invite them, anyway? 471 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,623 I didn't want to invite them. 472 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,103 I thought youwanted to invite them. 473 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,583 No, I said we could if that's what youwanted. 474 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,977 Your tone is hard to read,'cause it's always like... 475 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,197 [ Growls ]You know, angry on top of me. 476 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,242 Well, then I'm sorry if you want to be around me at all! 477 00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,983 Well, I like it because it'skind of like a weighted blanket. 478 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,376 I'm like,"Ooh, that feels good." 479 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,813 What, my anger feels like a weighted blanket?! 480 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,119 Yeah, well, I'm angry, too,so I feel like, 481 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,077 "Well, that's a good match.We're feeding off each other." 482 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,861 Oh, my God, it's happening.Oh, this is good. 483 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,211 Keep -- Keep doing it.Okay. Okay. 484 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,342 I mean, we always went alone. 485 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,431 Why would I want to bring somebody new this time, 486 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,563 you big pink Shrek? 487 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,826 Ya porcelain-skinned woman!Ohh... 488 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,610 You're complimenting me now.Okay, I'll try again. 489 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,438 Your feet have always beenlarger than I thought 490 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,049 they should be for your body. 491 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,702 Oh, you big, overgrown piglet! 492 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:05,703 Oh, you... 493 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,401 gorgeous, petite woman! 494 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,664 I'm not petite! I'm 5'8" 1/2! 495 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,753 Well, it's petite to me, you gorgeous being! 496 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,409 [ Both moaning ] 497 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,936 [ Sniffs ] 498 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,200 This just feels so wrong. 499 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,160 Rio? 500 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,075 Oh -- Mike! 501 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,816 Look! You caught a fish! 502 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,253 [ Laughing ] Look! 503 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,645 Is this crazy?! 504 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,386 A real live fish! 505 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,518 You did it! Whoo! 506 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,955 She's a bit --bit of a fighter. [ Laughs ] 507 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,435 Yeah, she -- 508 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,264 Boy, she is --she is not liking this. 509 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,830 [ Chuckles ]I better put her in. 510 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,833 I'll let you reel her in, okay? 511 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,052 Oh, there she goes. 512 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,923 Whoo! She's cooled off. 513 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:55,101 I think it's gonnabe an easy...reel-in. 514 00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,105 Did you see me -- 515 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,845 Did you see me put it...on there? 516 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,195 Uh-huh. 517 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,892 I did. Okay. 518 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,463 [ Sniffs ]Yes. 519 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,683 Okay? I put one of Kay's fish on your hook. 520 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:13,989 I did. 521 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,338 You think I'm that badof a fisherman? 522 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,079 N-- Honestly, I have very little understanding 523 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,559 why you did not catch a fish. 524 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:19,690 When I was out there, I was like, 525 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,214 "There are so many fish out here." 526 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,998 Like, "I do not understand. And they are clearly hungry." 527 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,565 T-They're playing mind gameswith me. 528 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,350 It was stupid. It was really stupid what I said. 529 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,569 I'm really sorry, I regret it,No, no, no. 530 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,788 and -- and -- and -- and I -- 531 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,573 and I don't mean it. 532 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,098 Well, honey, I --I think you mean it, 533 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,318 and I think you're --you're rightto mean that. 534 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,102 I mean, tha--I think it's the truth. 535 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:44,889 I think that you do, uh, move on from things quickly. 536 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,196 And I don't actually think that's necessarily bad. 537 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,328 I really believe that, like, 538 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,678 there are some people who know a lot about one thing, 539 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,202 and youknow, you know, a little bit 540 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,117 about a lot of different things. 541 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,553 You know what I'm saying? 542 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,338 It just makes you a Renaissance man, frankly. 543 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:05,171 Mike, when it matters, I know that you won't quit. 544 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:08,174 'Cause I know you'll never give up on me. 545 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,351 Thank you, honey. 546 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,787 ♪♪ 547 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:13,570 [ Shotgun cocks ] 548 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,355 Oh, God.This is myboat. 549 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,008 Hi.Knuckles!You took my boat. 550 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,401 Good morning. You are right. 551 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,534 We took your boat without asking.We took it. 552 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,710 That's not fair to you.Uh, but we've returned it, 553 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,190 and we are happy to pay a rental fee. 554 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,539 Oh, fine. 555 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,324 I'd like, uh, $1,000 Bitcoin. 556 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,414 Bitcoin?Do you have any Bitcoin? 557 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,547 I don't thinkyou carryBitcoi-- Um... 558 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,550 Do a transfer? I don't have --I suppose a transfer of somesort, but I don't even know -- 559 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,769 Oh! I have an idea. 560 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:42,773 What if I were to offer you an experience? 561 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,036 One that would blow your mind. 562 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,561 I don't know. Maybe. 563 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,433 This is just a normal scarf. 564 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,043 Or is it? 565 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:55,003 Because a normal scarf can't do... 566 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:55,786 this! 567 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,006 Oh, my God! 568 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,182 [ Chuckling ] Oh, my God! 569 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,836 Are you a magician? 570 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,577 What?! [ Chuckles ]No, my friend. 571 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,014 I am a Renaissance man.[ Reel clicking ] 572 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,234 You've got something on your line. 573 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,452 Wha-- Oh! 574 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,888 Honey! Honey!Honey, honey, honey!What?! 575 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,195 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.You -- You did a fish! 576 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,414 That's okay. Be cool, be cool.I got a bite. I got a bite. 577 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,241 Okay, I'm gonna bring it in.Okay, bring it in. 578 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,981 What the hell were you thinking?! 579 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,896 Not only did you messwith my relationship, 580 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,550 but you tricked a man of God! 581 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,552 That's probably not a good look for me in the long run. 582 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,251 At least the church doesn't have a confessional. 583 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,427 It would've been real awkward telling the pastor 584 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,080 what I did tothe pastor. 585 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,561 You know, whoever I date,that's my choice. 586 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,346 I guess I'm just having a harder time 587 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,130 with you and Rudy's breakup than I thought. 588 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,133 You know, if you had a love lifeof your own, maybe you would -- 589 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,787 you wouldn't beso concerned with mine. 590 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,703 It's a small town, you know? 591 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:45,923 And everyone there is to find, I've already found. 592 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,229 Sometimes twice. 593 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,275 [ Sighs ] Have you ever heardof the Internet? 594 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:52,278 Yes.Well, get on an app,get in your car, and go get it. 595 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,367 Because it's notgoing to come to you. 596 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,412 For the record, there aresome apps now 597 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:58,066 where it does come to you. 598 00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,460 That's for lazy boys.I didn't raise you to be lazy. 599 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,074 Hey, we're back!Beau: We're in here, no visitors, please! 600 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,337 Okay, but --We caught a huge fish. 601 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,078 Massive! Actually, Kay, 602 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,298 we used one of your dead fishas bait, as it turns out.Yeah, that's what -- 603 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,038 That's what itended up being. 604 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,431 But we gave it to Knuckles.Knuckles. 605 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,738 So, there's an update -- we had a fight, so...Like, he had us -- 606 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,130 Yeah, we're --Ohh!Aww. 607 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,436 You know, we're in heredoing it, so, um... 608 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,133 Oh. Oh. 609 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,309 We went ahead and, uh, decided, 610 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,614 that we don't want you two around, 611 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,921 so we packed up your stuff, and it's over there.Mm-hmm. 612 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:30,316 It's over there. Your French press and your...turmeric. 613 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,056 Pine tar soap, is that right? 614 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,144 You, like, legitimately...Packed up. 615 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,407 I don't think since we bought it, 616 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,757 was it that...packed.Tight...packed. 617 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,107 Um...okay. Well...Sorry. Alright. [ Chuckles ] I-I -- You know... 618 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,414 We just wanted to tell you about our crazy morning. 619 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,763 Sorry we stopped your sexual encounter. 620 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,113 Who said we ever stopped? 621 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,724 ♪♪ 622 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,552 Okay, let's, um...I want to -- 623 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:50,727 I prefer to go, yeah.Let's get on the road. 624 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,338 Let's get on the road. Yeah. 625 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,513 What do you think? 626 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,166 Brandon: I want to say this is overstepping, 627 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,690 but...I'm into it. 628 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,909 Hey, it's not blasphemous, though, 629 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:01,129 using a church sign to help me hook up, is it? 630 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,523 Nah. My boss is pretty chill. 631 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,439 And hey, good luck out there. 632 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,310 Ah... 633 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,485 Thanks. 634 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,705 Thanks, Pastor. 635 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,359 Ah. [ Inhales sharply ] 43483

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