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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,465 --> 00:01:39,400 The sweetest thing that's ever 2 00:01:40,102 --> 00:01:42,298 Blown in with the breeze 3 00:01:42,504 --> 00:01:44,529 And if you see her 4 00:01:44,739 --> 00:01:45,968 I love you! 5 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,871 Tell her that I'm in love with her 6 00:01:49,444 --> 00:01:50,978 She's the girl on the flying trapeze 7 00:01:50,979 --> 00:01:55,382 She's the girl on the flying trapeze 8 00:01:55,584 --> 00:02:01,956 Hey The girl on the flying trapeze 9 00:02:02,157 --> 00:02:03,625 Whoa 10 00:02:03,825 --> 00:02:05,452 When I close my eyes 11 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:07,424 I see her there 12 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:10,257 Swinging through my dreams 13 00:02:10,465 --> 00:02:14,129 And I want so bad to tell her Yeah 14 00:02:14,769 --> 00:02:16,965 How I really feel 15 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:19,231 She's the girl 16 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:26,912 On the flying trapeze 17 00:02:33,622 --> 00:02:35,351 It's Abraham Lincoln! 18 00:02:35,557 --> 00:02:38,049 Can I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln? 19 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:41,821 Oh, thank you so much. I'm such a big fan of yours, Abraham. 20 00:02:42,030 --> 00:02:44,089 Thank you. Thank you very much. 21 00:02:44,299 --> 00:02:46,233 It's Pee-wee! 22 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:25,098 We'll be right back after this. 23 00:03:25,307 --> 00:03:27,605 - Would you buy a tractor from a pig? - No way. 24 00:03:27,809 --> 00:03:29,777 - Would you buy a plow from a cow? - No, ma'am. 25 00:03:29,978 --> 00:03:31,878 Well, then... 26 00:03:38,353 --> 00:03:40,412 You're back with Bob and me. 27 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,021 Vance. 28 00:03:45,527 --> 00:03:48,224 Vance, wake up. You'll be late for school. 29 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:52,226 Vance. 30 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,158 Vance! 31 00:04:06,915 --> 00:04:08,314 Come on. 32 00:04:10,885 --> 00:04:12,319 Come on. 33 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:44,410 Pee-wee Herman had a farm 34 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:46,713 Ee-yi-ee-yi-oh 35 00:04:46,921 --> 00:04:49,390 With a... And a... 36 00:04:49,591 --> 00:04:52,390 Here a... There a... Everywhere a... 37 00:04:52,594 --> 00:04:55,359 Pee-wee Herman had a farm 38 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,463 Ee-yi-ee-yi-oh 39 00:05:01,169 --> 00:05:03,228 Come on, everybody. Wake up. 40 00:05:03,438 --> 00:05:05,099 Rise and shine! 41 00:05:19,421 --> 00:05:21,947 Come on, Sparky, get out of bed. 42 00:05:22,157 --> 00:05:23,852 Sparky, come on. 43 00:05:24,059 --> 00:05:26,460 I feel the same way, but I got out of bed. 44 00:05:29,798 --> 00:05:32,028 Good morning, Clyde. Give me five. 45 00:05:44,079 --> 00:05:45,877 Make your beds. 46 00:06:09,104 --> 00:06:11,505 Haven't you been fed yet? 47 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,332 Chocolaty. 48 00:06:59,554 --> 00:07:00,783 Yummy. 49 00:07:06,628 --> 00:07:08,562 Come and get it! 50 00:07:09,097 --> 00:07:10,826 Breakfast! 51 00:07:11,032 --> 00:07:13,296 Come and get it! 52 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,526 Come and get it! 53 00:07:24,646 --> 00:07:26,512 Whoa. 54 00:07:27,549 --> 00:07:29,483 Good manners. 55 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:32,780 Here you are, Vance. 56 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,521 There you go. 57 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,151 Here you are. 58 00:07:40,361 --> 00:07:41,658 Horace. 59 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,998 Hey, use your own plate. 60 00:07:51,506 --> 00:07:54,237 Vance, how nice of you to share. 61 00:07:57,946 --> 00:08:00,472 All right, everyone may be excused. 62 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,122 Good morning, everybody. 63 00:08:15,196 --> 00:08:18,325 My, don't we look lush this morning! 64 00:08:22,871 --> 00:08:26,102 Look, Vance, the calla lilies are in bloom again. 65 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:49,228 Let's see how this formula works. 66 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,489 OK, Pee-wee. 67 00:09:13,855 --> 00:09:16,984 Splendid. I'm very satisfied with these results, Pee-wee. 68 00:09:17,191 --> 00:09:19,023 Me too. If we keep going at this rate, 69 00:09:19,227 --> 00:09:21,218 people will only have to buy one tomato a year. 70 00:09:21,462 --> 00:09:23,988 We do not want to end up with a low potassium level. 71 00:09:24,198 --> 00:09:27,566 Vance, you'd think I never went to agricultural junior college. 72 00:09:27,769 --> 00:09:31,103 Sorry. Boy, I'm hungry. What are we doing for lunch? 73 00:09:31,773 --> 00:09:34,037 Let me check my datebook. 74 00:09:34,242 --> 00:09:35,869 I'm starving. 75 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,873 Lunch with Winnie. 76 00:10:02,704 --> 00:10:04,229 Hello! 77 00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:05,873 Out of the way! 78 00:10:06,608 --> 00:10:08,303 Hey, Joe. What do you know? 79 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,414 What's the matter, Pee-wee? 80 00:10:13,615 --> 00:10:15,515 That Joe sure can talk your ear off. 81 00:10:15,717 --> 00:10:19,278 I love that story. Hey, Pee-wee, let's race. 82 00:10:20,254 --> 00:10:22,655 - On your mark, get set, - Hey! 83 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:24,955 Go! 84 00:10:25,159 --> 00:10:26,820 Excuse me. 85 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:38,068 I win. I win. 86 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,075 I let you win. Besides, you cheated. 87 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,607 You have more legs than me. 88 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,246 - Hello, Pee-wee. - Hello, Winnie. 89 00:10:52,453 --> 00:10:55,514 - Am I late? - Of course you're late, Pee-wee. 90 00:10:56,124 --> 00:10:58,422 But I forgive you. 91 00:11:01,696 --> 00:11:04,028 Oh, Winnie. 92 00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:07,996 Oh, the children! The children! 93 00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:17,435 Why don't you take a picture. It'll last longer. 94 00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:21,915 Paparazzi! 95 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,284 Oh, Pee-wee, really. 96 00:11:28,156 --> 00:11:29,988 Now, children. 97 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:33,661 Mr. Herman and I would like to have a quiet lunch. 98 00:11:35,663 --> 00:11:37,153 Why don't you play with Vance. 99 00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:40,665 Yes, Miss Johnson. 100 00:11:45,673 --> 00:11:47,971 Alone at last. 101 00:11:50,445 --> 00:11:52,209 I made your favorite. 102 00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:54,177 Fried chicken. 103 00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:55,679 No. 104 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,248 Hamburgers? 105 00:11:57,452 --> 00:11:59,181 No, your favorite, Pee-wee. 106 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:00,980 Cheese sandwich! 107 00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:02,657 No. 108 00:12:02,857 --> 00:12:05,588 - I know. Turkey à la king. - No. 109 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,522 - Vegetarian plate? - No. 110 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,728 - Shepherd's pie? - No. 111 00:12:10,932 --> 00:12:12,832 - Olive loaf. - No! 112 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:15,162 I can't think of anything else. I give up. 113 00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:20,999 It's egg salad, darling. 114 00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:25,146 Egg salad. My favorite! 115 00:12:36,224 --> 00:12:38,420 Egg salady. 116 00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:51,397 That was delicious, Winnie. 117 00:12:51,606 --> 00:12:54,098 Oh, thank you, Pee-wee. Would you care for another? 118 00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:57,642 Oh, no, no. Thanks, I'm full. 119 00:13:07,255 --> 00:13:10,225 Boy, you sure do have beautiful hair, Winnie. 120 00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:12,222 Thank you, Pee-wee. 121 00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:16,120 May I? 122 00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:19,999 Yes, you may, Pee-wee. 123 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,963 Oh, that feels good. 124 00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:49,796 The clouds sure do look beautiful, don't they, Winnie? 125 00:14:16,257 --> 00:14:19,852 Look, that cloud looks like an Indian riding a buffalo. 126 00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:22,860 - Which one? - That one right there. 127 00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:26,796 That one right there looks like a train going into a tunnel. 128 00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:28,730 You can see that, can't you? 129 00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:31,339 No, not really. 130 00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:39,069 Now, how about some dessert? 131 00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:44,818 Goodness, where does the time go? 132 00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:47,386 Children! Children! 133 00:14:49,824 --> 00:14:51,724 Come on, get her! Get her! 134 00:14:52,994 --> 00:14:55,053 - Get her! Get her! - Get her! Get her! 135 00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:56,662 Children! 136 00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:58,332 Children! 137 00:14:58,532 --> 00:15:01,092 Vance was just teaching us to mud wrestle. 138 00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:05,205 Well, thank you, Vance. Now I won't have to cover that topic this afternoon. 139 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:07,704 Come on, let's get you cleaned up. 140 00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:09,874 Bye, Winnie. 141 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,843 Oh, will I see you for lunch tomorrow, Pee-wee? 142 00:15:14,048 --> 00:15:16,039 Let me consult my datebook. 143 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:22,682 Yes, you will. 144 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,521 Till then. 145 00:15:27,495 --> 00:15:30,192 - Come on, Vance. - Now, give me that dirty hand. 146 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:31,829 So how was lunch? 147 00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,933 Great. Let's get something to eat. 148 00:15:34,135 --> 00:15:37,799 - Yeah. - On your mark, get set, go! 149 00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,008 Thank you. 150 00:15:50,051 --> 00:15:52,782 Hey! If I told you once, I told you a hundred times. 151 00:15:52,987 --> 00:15:55,820 I don't want you running around my store, Pee-wee Herman. 152 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,219 Sorry, Mr. Ryan. I'm just so hungry, 153 00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:00,326 and I guess I couldn't wait to sample 154 00:16:00,528 --> 00:16:03,122 one of those delicious cheese sandwiches of yours. 155 00:16:03,331 --> 00:16:04,821 Would you mind making me one? 156 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,194 We were here first, weren't we, Mr. Ryan? 157 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,199 I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. 158 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,031 And I'm sure Mr. Ryan isn't going to serve you at all 159 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:15,800 as long as you've got that pig in here. Isn't that right, Mr. Ryan? 160 00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:19,275 That's right, Nadine. No pigs allowed. 161 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,970 Good afternoon, Mrs. Dill. 162 00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:22,741 Good afternoon, Mrs. Haynes. 163 00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:24,349 I'm so awfully hungry. 164 00:16:24,552 --> 00:16:26,384 I'm sure you beautiful ladies wouldn't mind 165 00:16:26,587 --> 00:16:27,816 letting me go ahead of you. 166 00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:31,652 - Well, we certainly would mind. - I should say so. 167 00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:33,793 First come, first served. 168 00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:36,396 Isn't that the way you've always heard it, Mr. Ryan? 169 00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,964 Sure is. First come, first served. 170 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,759 All right! All right! 171 00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:42,766 I'll wait. 172 00:16:52,213 --> 00:16:54,614 I hope you're planning to buy that magazine. 173 00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:56,305 This ain't no library. 174 00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:00,646 Now, let me see. 175 00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:04,656 Have you got any of that lovely Korean lace? 176 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:07,123 Just come in. 177 00:17:07,328 --> 00:17:11,595 Oh, this is pretty. 178 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:17,862 This would make a nice doily, don't you think, Mae? 179 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:23,006 Oh, what about this for the china cabinet? 180 00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:25,546 Maybe. 181 00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:28,579 All I wanted was a measly sandwich! 182 00:17:28,783 --> 00:17:31,150 I very nicely explained that I was starving. 183 00:17:31,352 --> 00:17:34,754 I'm starving! Please! 184 00:17:34,989 --> 00:17:37,583 I'm sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. 185 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:40,454 You remember, no one is as important in this community 186 00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:42,356 as Pee-wee Herman. 187 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:46,124 All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. 188 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,324 That's the way things are around here. 189 00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:51,130 My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman, 190 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,033 and everything else comes second. 191 00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,473 There's your sandwich. 192 00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:01,710 Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee? 193 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:06,786 Well, I would like a pickle if it's not too much trouble. 194 00:18:06,987 --> 00:18:10,150 Oh! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. 195 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:14,225 Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke. Game's over. 196 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:17,022 Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. 197 00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:20,132 Here. Here's your darn pickle. Are you happy now? 198 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:23,933 - Listen up, everybody. - What's up, sheriff? 199 00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:27,108 I got a call from Porterville. There's a big storm heading this way. 200 00:18:27,308 --> 00:18:30,608 You better get on home. Smiley, you start boarding up the store. 201 00:18:37,084 --> 00:18:38,574 Otis, can you give us a ride? 202 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,379 Ain't got no room. 203 00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:46,087 Deke! Deke, can you give me and Vance a ride? 204 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,920 No. 205 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:52,627 - Hurry, Vance! - I'm hurrying! 206 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,971 - Vance! - Yeah. 207 00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:04,508 Get the animals into the storm shelter. 208 00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:07,943 - But what about you? - Don't worry about me, Vance. 209 00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:10,140 I'll be OK. 210 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,621 Women and chickens first! 211 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:47,153 Watch your step. Single file. 212 00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:15,580 Come on, now, everybody. 213 00:20:15,783 --> 00:20:18,582 There's nothing to be scared of. 214 00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:22,417 It's only a storm. 215 00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:24,057 We're safe down here. 216 00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:31,563 Come on, Mary. Let's dance. 217 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:49,274 - Listen. - Sounds like the storm's over. 218 00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:02,730 Sudan! 219 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,762 Sudan. 220 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,928 Sudan! 221 00:21:08,202 --> 00:21:10,296 Where are you, Sudan? 222 00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:19,741 Sudan. 223 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,541 Hey! Don't just stand there. 224 00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:25,651 Help! Come on! 225 00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:27,480 Sudan! 226 00:21:29,323 --> 00:21:30,722 You OK, boss? 227 00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:33,552 Well my shins are banged up pretty bad. 228 00:21:33,761 --> 00:21:35,820 I think my ribs are broke. 229 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:39,091 And it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy. 230 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,326 But I'm circus. Come on, get me out of here. 231 00:21:42,536 --> 00:21:44,300 Right, boss. 232 00:21:49,443 --> 00:21:52,777 Otto, grab a couple of roustabouts and set these wagons straight. 233 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,209 Yeah, boss. 234 00:21:54,415 --> 00:21:55,905 - Andy! - Yes. 235 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,949 Get to the cookhouse and see that everybody's all right. 236 00:21:59,153 --> 00:22:00,382 Right, boss. 237 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:01,816 Is this your farm, kid? 238 00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:03,786 Yep. I'm Pee-wee Herman. 239 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,460 Mace Montana, manager of the Cabrini Circus. 240 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,094 Nice to meet you, Mr. Montana. 241 00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:13,665 Mace! You gotta do something. I can't get to the first-aid supplies. 242 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:15,528 People are hurt, animals are loose, 243 00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:18,637 - and the equipment... - Pull yourself together, Snowball. 244 00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:21,604 I've got a first-aid kit in my house, Mr. Montana. 245 00:22:21,809 --> 00:22:23,299 Get going, kid. 246 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,035 Pull! Pull! 247 00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:27,009 Give me a hand. 248 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:33,382 Excuse me. 249 00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:47,057 Hey, you got a hose around here? 250 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:48,632 Over here. 251 00:22:48,836 --> 00:22:50,463 Somebody, help! Water! 252 00:22:50,671 --> 00:22:52,435 Hang on, Judy. 253 00:22:55,943 --> 00:22:58,002 Here you go, Judy. 254 00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:19,061 Hello, kitty. 255 00:23:22,636 --> 00:23:24,434 That's a nice kitty. 256 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:37,141 Boss! We've rounded up all the animals, 257 00:23:37,351 --> 00:23:40,616 except for Sudan. Can't find him anywhere. 258 00:23:41,188 --> 00:23:43,020 Oh, my God. 259 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,561 Yes, you are a pretty kitty. 260 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:53,529 Who's that fluffy kitty? 261 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:57,066 I'll take him from here. Sudan! 262 00:23:59,239 --> 00:24:01,264 Sudan, come on, kitty. 263 00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:10,312 Come on. Up you go. 264 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:15,047 You like me, don't you? 265 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:19,024 Hey, you're all right, kid. 266 00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:20,990 You've got sawdust in your veins. 267 00:24:21,195 --> 00:24:22,629 I do? 268 00:24:23,764 --> 00:24:26,131 Hey, Mace! Where is Midge? 269 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,400 Isn't she in the wagon? 270 00:24:28,602 --> 00:24:29,933 I haven't seen her. 271 00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:31,866 Midge! 272 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:33,733 Midge! 273 00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:36,842 - Has anybody seen my wife? - No, Mace. 274 00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:40,173 Oh, my God. Come on, fan out, everybody. 275 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:43,577 I want you to cover every inch of this farm until you find her. 276 00:24:43,784 --> 00:24:45,377 Get moving. 277 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:47,346 Midge! 278 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,850 Midge! 279 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:54,724 Mace! Over here! I found her! 280 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,466 Thank God you're all right, darling. 281 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:05,502 Oh, I'm all right. What a blow! 282 00:25:05,706 --> 00:25:08,038 Hey, Pee-wee, come here. 283 00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:11,277 Pee-wee, this is my wife, Midge. 284 00:25:11,879 --> 00:25:14,280 Midge, this is Pee-wee Herman. 285 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:17,907 He runs this place. He's been helping us out. 286 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:19,984 No big deal. 287 00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:23,987 I mean... I used to know someone named Midge when I was little. 288 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:25,989 Small world. 289 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:29,652 It's all right, kid. Relax. It's nice to meet you. 290 00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:32,064 Likewise, Midge. 291 00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:38,570 There you go, baby. 292 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,069 OK, everybody, listen up. 293 00:25:42,276 --> 00:25:43,766 We had a bad day. 294 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,741 Lost a couple of wagons. 295 00:25:45,946 --> 00:25:48,643 Tent's banged up pretty bad, and so are some of us. 296 00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:52,385 - But we've had bad days before, right? - Right. 297 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:53,596 - But we've had bad days before, right? - Right. 298 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,179 We're gonna get through this one. 299 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:59,257 Look, Mace, you can stay here if you need a couple of weeks to get ready. 300 00:25:59,459 --> 00:26:02,429 A couple of weeks, Pee-wee? Our show goes on tonight. 301 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,859 Dell! Can you jerry-rig some of that rigging? 302 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:06,362 I think so, Mace. 303 00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,729 Ellen, how's that leg? Can you go on? 304 00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:11,530 I'm OK, Mace, but I don't think Jimmy's up to it. 305 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,900 I know the act, Mace. I'll go on for Jimmy. 306 00:26:14,107 --> 00:26:16,599 That's the spirit. Oscar, how are the animals? 307 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:19,643 They will be all right once they settle down, boss. 308 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,281 My truck's got a busted axle. 309 00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:25,380 You can use my tractor. 310 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:26,849 Thank you. 311 00:26:27,054 --> 00:26:29,386 All right, everybody, what are we going to do? 312 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,786 - We're gonna put on a show! - That's right. 313 00:26:31,992 --> 00:26:34,586 We're part of the greatest show-business tradition in the world. 314 00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:37,025 - And what's that? - The circus! 315 00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:48,436 All right, let's move it! 316 00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:04,550 The circus! 317 00:27:19,106 --> 00:27:21,575 What's all this racket? 318 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,952 What do you people want around here? 319 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,189 We don't want anything, sir. 320 00:27:42,396 --> 00:27:44,831 Mace Montana, manager of the Cabrini Circus. 321 00:27:45,032 --> 00:27:46,932 Circus? Well, I never. 322 00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:49,899 We're here to give you the best darn show you ever seen. 323 00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,730 - We don't want it. - Right. 324 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,702 Please. We've worked awful hard 325 00:27:53,907 --> 00:27:55,602 to get this show ready for you. 326 00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:57,777 Save your smooth talking, Mr. Wyoming. 327 00:27:57,978 --> 00:28:00,140 We told you, we don't want no circus here. 328 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:03,078 And you show folk ain't welcome in this town. Are they? 329 00:28:03,283 --> 00:28:04,512 - No! - No! 330 00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:08,018 Townspeople! Listen to me. 331 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,722 You are getting very sleepy. 332 00:28:12,225 --> 00:28:15,593 Your eyelids are getting very heavy. 333 00:28:16,396 --> 00:28:18,990 You will enjoy the circus. 334 00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:22,861 You will enjoy the circus. 335 00:28:25,906 --> 00:28:27,670 We don't want no trouble, mister. 336 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,364 Come on, everybody. 337 00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:31,908 Let's get these wagons turned around. 338 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,484 I don't know what to make of it, kid. 339 00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:44,680 What do you mean, Mace? 340 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:50,392 Well, Pee-wee, when people don't want a circus, 341 00:28:51,331 --> 00:28:53,857 the world just doesn't make much sense. 342 00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:55,768 What do you mean, Mace? 343 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,596 You know, I'm a guy who spent most of his life 344 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:04,676 taking the world's frown and trying to turn it into a smile. 345 00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:07,710 What do you mean, Mace? 346 00:29:08,448 --> 00:29:11,713 It's funny. For the first time, I wonder if that's worth doing. 347 00:29:13,386 --> 00:29:15,514 What do you mean, Mace? 348 00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:18,555 Hey, boss. Everybody wants to know where we're heading. 349 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,557 Are we moving on tonight? 350 00:29:20,761 --> 00:29:24,095 - I don't know, Big John. - You gotta tell them something, Mace. 351 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:27,961 Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you all stay on my farm for a little while. 352 00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:29,966 Sounds like you could use a vacation. 353 00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:32,138 A vacation? 354 00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:36,940 Big John, 355 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:40,311 tell everybody we're going on vacation. 356 00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:15,978 There's a line here. 357 00:30:31,064 --> 00:30:33,396 Come on, get out of there, Lucille. 358 00:30:44,711 --> 00:30:46,475 I love you, Daisy. 359 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,741 You help Zelda with her beard. 360 00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:55,117 I love you. Good friend to Zelda. 361 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:02,287 It's like a zoo in there. 362 00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:05,125 Heads up. 363 00:31:08,335 --> 00:31:09,564 Morning, Mace. 364 00:31:09,769 --> 00:31:11,134 Morning, Pee-wee. 365 00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:13,397 Quite a place you've got here. 366 00:31:13,607 --> 00:31:16,975 - I hope we're not putting you out. - Putting me out? 367 00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:19,945 Of course you're not putting me out. 368 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,813 Come over here and give me a hand! 369 00:31:44,771 --> 00:31:47,570 Well, everybody's fed and watered except you. 370 00:31:47,774 --> 00:31:50,402 Midge made a little something for you. 371 00:31:56,616 --> 00:32:00,280 Boy, I guess I better not go swimming for an hour, huh? 372 00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:05,815 That's Daisy. 373 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:21,068 These are the Piccolapupula Brothers. 374 00:32:21,474 --> 00:32:23,966 The greatest acrobats in the world. 375 00:32:24,177 --> 00:32:26,077 Hey, over here! 376 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:34,216 You're a natural, Pee-wee. 377 00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:36,719 Thanks, Mace. 378 00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:45,957 Excuse me. 379 00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:48,965 Come on, Pee-wee. I want you to meet Gina. 380 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:51,433 Our star attraction. 381 00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:54,133 Gina. 382 00:33:13,727 --> 00:33:17,561 Hey, Gina. Come on down here. I want you to meet somebody. 383 00:33:29,776 --> 00:33:32,973 Hey. Are you OK? 384 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,381 Are you all right? 385 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,352 You OK? 386 00:33:44,557 --> 00:33:45,854 We meet again, no? 387 00:33:46,059 --> 00:33:48,892 No. I mean, yes. I, I, I... 388 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:51,621 - Well, hello. - Hello. 389 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:57,159 Gina, Pee-wee. Pee-wee, Gina. 390 00:33:57,971 --> 00:33:59,803 Nice to meet you. 391 00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:05,601 I like it very much around here. It's very beautiful. 392 00:34:05,812 --> 00:34:07,075 So are you. 393 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,044 Thank you. You are so sweet. 394 00:34:09,249 --> 00:34:11,411 I know you are, but what am I? 395 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:13,177 Pee-wee. 396 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:15,480 Say it, don't spray it! 397 00:34:15,688 --> 00:34:16,917 Stop it. 398 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:18,984 Make me. 399 00:34:20,627 --> 00:34:22,220 Stop it. 400 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:25,455 - My face hurts. - It's killing me. 401 00:34:25,665 --> 00:34:26,894 Pee-wee. 402 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:30,830 That's my name, Mace. Don't wear it out. 403 00:34:31,337 --> 00:34:33,066 Come on, Pee-wee. 404 00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:35,037 Ciao, bella. 405 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,868 Oh, thank you. 406 00:34:43,616 --> 00:34:45,516 Pee-wee. 407 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:48,619 Mamma mia. 408 00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:53,758 Hey, looks like Zsa Zsa took a shine to your pig, Pee-wee. 409 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,827 Help! Help! 410 00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:02,766 Hey, Mace. 411 00:35:02,969 --> 00:35:04,437 Watch your back. 412 00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:10,466 Bombs away, Andy. 413 00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:22,987 That looks like a fun job. 414 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:27,387 Being a human cannonball is more than a job, Pee-wee. It's a career. 415 00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:29,585 I'm on my way to a career in agriculture. 416 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:32,094 I hope to be the next George Washington Carver. 417 00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:34,528 Do you know who George Washington Carver was? 418 00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:38,136 Yes, I do. The first president of the United States. 419 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,329 No. He was a scientist. 420 00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:44,204 His research as an agricultural chemist revolutionized farming. 421 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:48,745 He was the father of the peanut. He discovered over 300 uses for it. 422 00:35:48,948 --> 00:35:53,215 Instant coffee, soap and ink, to name just a few. 423 00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:56,445 And don't forget he chopped down that cherry tree. 424 00:36:01,127 --> 00:36:04,495 Come on in, Mace. I want to show you something. 425 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:10,160 Planty, huh, Mace? 426 00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:12,031 What is all this? 427 00:36:12,739 --> 00:36:14,639 The future. 428 00:36:14,841 --> 00:36:18,209 The experiments I'm doing here today will hopefully make 429 00:36:18,411 --> 00:36:20,903 the world of tomorrow a better place to live. 430 00:36:21,114 --> 00:36:23,742 A world where no one will go hungry. 431 00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:27,011 And people will live together in peace. 432 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,552 A world full of giant cantaloupes, huh? 433 00:36:31,324 --> 00:36:32,723 Amazing. 434 00:36:32,926 --> 00:36:37,090 I'd like to show you something else, Mace, but it's top-secret. 435 00:36:43,136 --> 00:36:46,470 You have to give me your word that this is just between you and me. 436 00:36:46,673 --> 00:36:47,902 All right. 437 00:36:48,107 --> 00:36:50,439 Then repeat after me. 438 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:52,475 I, Mace Montana, 439 00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:56,343 I, Mace Montana, 440 00:36:56,549 --> 00:36:58,313 do solemnly swear 441 00:36:58,851 --> 00:37:00,250 do solemnly swear 442 00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:02,581 that I will never tell anyone 443 00:37:02,956 --> 00:37:04,754 that I'll never tell anyone 444 00:37:05,091 --> 00:37:07,253 what I'm about to see. 445 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,155 - What I'm about to see. - What I am about to see. 446 00:37:12,565 --> 00:37:14,829 What I'm about to see. 447 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,902 I call this the hot-dog tree. 448 00:37:23,109 --> 00:37:26,602 Because, well, it's a hot-dog tree. 449 00:37:26,813 --> 00:37:28,907 See that space right there, Mace? 450 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:31,607 That's where my Nobel Prize is gonna go. 451 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:35,953 I've never seen anything like it. 452 00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:42,918 You've got ideas in here that nobody's ever had before, Pee-wee. 453 00:37:43,396 --> 00:37:45,831 Really big ideas. 454 00:37:46,032 --> 00:37:48,933 - I need one of those. - Help yourself, Mace. 455 00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:53,595 Not a hot dog. I need an idea. Something brand-new. 456 00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:58,205 An idea so big and so new... 457 00:37:58,911 --> 00:38:01,073 ...it'll knock people right off their feet. 458 00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:04,717 And bring a spark back to the Cabrini Circus. 459 00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:08,315 I've got some thinking to do. 460 00:38:09,522 --> 00:38:11,581 Thanks, Pee-wee. 461 00:38:23,336 --> 00:38:25,361 Lunch with Winnie. 462 00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:34,509 Gina! 463 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:47,760 Hi. 464 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,519 Thank you. 465 00:38:49,729 --> 00:38:51,493 Thank you. No. 466 00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:53,926 - Do you want to walk with us? - May I? 467 00:38:54,133 --> 00:38:56,864 Yes. Come on, Flora. 468 00:39:05,912 --> 00:39:07,676 Steady, Flora. 469 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,312 Look, Pee-wee. 470 00:39:57,697 --> 00:40:00,257 Miss! Miss! 471 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:03,458 - Miss! - What will it be? The usual? 472 00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:06,695 Miss, please, we're starving over here. 473 00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:11,044 Excuse me. We were here before them. 474 00:40:11,244 --> 00:40:13,542 What do we have to do to get served over here? 475 00:40:13,746 --> 00:40:17,546 I'm gonna take a bite out of her bazoo if she doesn't get over here now. 476 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:20,515 Down, Duke. Don't work yourself into a lather. 477 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,518 Back still bothering you, Herman? 478 00:40:22,722 --> 00:40:24,952 Well, long as I can still get around. 479 00:40:25,158 --> 00:40:28,355 - Hey! - He will not go to the doctor. 480 00:40:28,561 --> 00:40:31,553 Come on, everyone, let's get out of here. 481 00:40:41,174 --> 00:40:43,438 Hey, stop that. 482 00:40:44,744 --> 00:40:46,872 Well, pick them up, pick them up. 483 00:40:47,313 --> 00:40:50,647 - We need some supplies. - Oh, you do, do you? 484 00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:54,649 Twenty-five pounds of oatmeal. 485 00:40:55,188 --> 00:40:56,952 We don't have any oatmeal. 486 00:40:59,158 --> 00:41:02,389 - Forty yards of twine. - We're all out of twine. 487 00:41:02,595 --> 00:41:04,120 Thirty cans of tomato soup. 488 00:41:04,330 --> 00:41:05,798 We don't carry soup. 489 00:41:05,998 --> 00:41:07,295 What's all that? 490 00:41:08,868 --> 00:41:10,802 - Sorry, we're closed. - Closed? 491 00:41:11,003 --> 00:41:13,836 Come on. Get. Get. Don't you people speak English? 492 00:41:14,407 --> 00:41:16,774 Easy, Antonio. Come on. 493 00:41:18,110 --> 00:41:19,339 Come on, let's go. 494 00:41:21,514 --> 00:41:23,141 Well, how'd you make out? 495 00:41:23,349 --> 00:41:24,680 What's the matter with you? 496 00:41:24,951 --> 00:41:27,886 - Where's the stuff? What happened? - What? 497 00:41:28,087 --> 00:41:31,648 Looks like you boys got the Welcome Wagon treatment too. 498 00:41:34,026 --> 00:41:35,892 I don't believe this. 499 00:41:36,095 --> 00:41:37,620 Che bella. 500 00:41:37,830 --> 00:41:40,424 Don't bother, lady. They are closed. 501 00:41:40,633 --> 00:41:42,328 Closed at 3:15? 502 00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:44,429 Closed to us anyway. 503 00:41:47,607 --> 00:41:49,302 Are you folks with the circus? 504 00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:51,170 Lucky guess, cutie. 505 00:41:52,745 --> 00:41:56,204 Looks like we got a regular Einstein on our hands. 506 00:41:57,483 --> 00:42:00,475 You shouldn't be so hard to the beautiful lady, Midge. 507 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:03,883 - Oh, I'm sorry - Si. Che bella. 508 00:42:04,090 --> 00:42:06,422 I guess I shouldn't take it out on you, honey. 509 00:42:06,626 --> 00:42:08,151 Oh, that's OK. 510 00:42:09,095 --> 00:42:12,656 Why don't you give me your shopping list, and I'll go in for you. 511 00:42:12,865 --> 00:42:15,061 Gee, that'd be swell. 512 00:42:15,735 --> 00:42:18,363 - Come on, let's get out of sight. - OK. All right. 513 00:42:18,571 --> 00:42:20,938 Let's go wait in the alley so they don't see us. 514 00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:22,869 I'm so hungry. 515 00:42:26,312 --> 00:42:31,045 Well, that ought to do it for today. Thank you, Mr. Ryan. 516 00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:35,747 My, what an appetite on that girl. 517 00:42:35,955 --> 00:42:38,481 And such a bitsy figure. 518 00:42:42,628 --> 00:42:46,064 It's like they all got up on the wrong side of the bed. 519 00:42:46,265 --> 00:42:48,131 Here she comes. 520 00:42:48,334 --> 00:42:50,325 Oh, gee, thanks a million, honey. 521 00:42:53,873 --> 00:42:55,932 Say, what's your name anyway, cookie? 522 00:42:56,142 --> 00:42:57,769 Oh, Winnie. Winnie Johnson. 523 00:42:57,977 --> 00:43:01,436 Well, it's nice to meet you, Winnie. I'm Midge Montana. 524 00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:03,706 - And that's Zelda, - Hello. 525 00:43:03,916 --> 00:43:05,145 - Eddie, - Hi. 526 00:43:05,351 --> 00:43:06,580 Andy, 527 00:43:06,786 --> 00:43:11,553 - Snowball, Clownie, Duke - How do you do? 528 00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:13,452 And the Piccolapupula Brothers. 529 00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:16,492 - I'm Paolo. - I'm Giancarlo. 530 00:43:16,696 --> 00:43:19,688 - I'm Dino. - I'm Antonio. 531 00:43:19,899 --> 00:43:23,563 Well, it's very nice to meet all of you, I'm sure. 532 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:25,635 Perhaps our paths will cross again. 533 00:43:25,838 --> 00:43:27,966 We are staying at Pee-wee Herman's farm. 534 00:43:28,174 --> 00:43:31,200 You are? Well, what a coincidence. 535 00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:33,469 I was just on my way over to Pee-wee's. 536 00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:34,908 He missed lunch today, 537 00:43:35,114 --> 00:43:37,708 and I wanted to bring him his egg-salad sandwich. 538 00:43:38,384 --> 00:43:40,045 Our favorite. 539 00:43:41,454 --> 00:43:46,324 Say, why don't you hop on board and hitch a ride with us, girly-girl. 540 00:43:46,525 --> 00:43:48,892 Oh, well, thank you very much. 541 00:43:49,095 --> 00:43:50,654 Si. 542 00:43:51,364 --> 00:43:52,593 Oh, my. 543 00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:55,223 Ally-up! 544 00:43:58,704 --> 00:44:02,072 - Ah, si. Good. - Goodness, there's so many of you. 545 00:44:02,274 --> 00:44:06,142 There's still one more Piccolapupula to meet. Our sister, Gina. 546 00:44:35,241 --> 00:44:36,902 Flora. 547 00:45:04,704 --> 00:45:06,502 Pee-wee, look at those clouds. 548 00:45:09,008 --> 00:45:13,241 Look. That one looks like a camel lounging under a palm tree. 549 00:45:13,446 --> 00:45:14,914 Can you see it? 550 00:45:15,114 --> 00:45:18,414 Yeah. Yeah! 551 00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:21,046 Let's see... 552 00:45:21,754 --> 00:45:23,188 That one looks like 553 00:45:23,723 --> 00:45:25,953 an automobile. Yeah? 554 00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:29,321 Yeah, look, it's pulling right into a gas station. 555 00:45:29,528 --> 00:45:31,087 Yes. 556 00:45:36,936 --> 00:45:39,200 What about that one? 557 00:45:40,139 --> 00:45:42,870 What does it look like to you? 558 00:45:44,343 --> 00:45:47,369 It looks like a man and a woman. 559 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,839 Kissing. 560 00:47:39,859 --> 00:47:41,827 Pee-wee! 561 00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:52,632 Winnie! Wait! 562 00:47:52,838 --> 00:47:54,397 Who was that? 563 00:47:54,607 --> 00:47:56,974 Who? Her? Oh. 564 00:47:57,176 --> 00:47:58,803 She's my fiancée. 565 00:48:23,702 --> 00:48:26,034 That was good. 566 00:48:51,830 --> 00:48:53,229 Mind if I sit here? 567 00:48:53,532 --> 00:48:54,761 No, not at all. 568 00:49:02,775 --> 00:49:04,539 Gina, I have something to say. 569 00:49:05,144 --> 00:49:06,612 Oh, really? 570 00:49:07,112 --> 00:49:09,706 Hey, everybody. Listen. 571 00:49:09,915 --> 00:49:12,441 Pee-wee has something he'd like to say. 572 00:49:12,651 --> 00:49:13,880 Please. 573 00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:20,624 I'll tell everybody later. 574 00:49:30,636 --> 00:49:35,039 Oh, this must be the Piccolapupula table. 575 00:49:35,808 --> 00:49:37,606 My mistake. 576 00:49:42,281 --> 00:49:45,683 Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. 577 00:49:46,151 --> 00:49:47,812 Tell me about it. 578 00:49:52,024 --> 00:49:53,651 All right, everybody, listen up. 579 00:49:53,859 --> 00:49:56,521 - I've got an announcement to make. - What's up, Mace? 580 00:49:56,729 --> 00:49:58,891 - Are we moving out? - Are we packing it in? 581 00:49:59,098 --> 00:50:01,362 You're not cutting the season short, are you? 582 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,126 Quiet down, everybody. Let him talk. 583 00:50:06,038 --> 00:50:07,631 Go ahead, honeybunch. 584 00:50:09,074 --> 00:50:12,135 We've been putting this show on for a long time now. 585 00:50:12,511 --> 00:50:14,343 Well, that's all over. 586 00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:18,343 We're putting on a brand-new show! 587 00:50:20,486 --> 00:50:23,217 - What kind of show? - I'll tell you what kind of snow, 588 00:50:23,422 --> 00:50:25,390 Showball. Snowball. 589 00:50:25,591 --> 00:50:28,652 A show that'll stand the world on its ear. 590 00:50:28,861 --> 00:50:31,330 A show that'll make them all stand up and cheer. 591 00:50:31,530 --> 00:50:34,022 A show that will knock them all down on their rear! 592 00:50:34,233 --> 00:50:36,167 Quiet down, Snowball. Mace is sincere. 593 00:50:36,368 --> 00:50:38,894 That's right. What I've got is a brand-new idea. 594 00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:41,334 It came to me today like a bolt of lightning. 595 00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:44,737 We got Pee-wee Herman to thank for the whole thing. 596 00:50:47,579 --> 00:50:50,571 You're welcome, everybody. What's the idea, Mace? 597 00:50:50,783 --> 00:50:53,184 To put together a show with a theme. 598 00:50:54,386 --> 00:50:56,650 There it was, right under my nose. 599 00:50:56,855 --> 00:50:59,756 First thing tomorrow, we start working on it. 600 00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:03,087 The Cabrini Circus presents... 601 00:51:04,997 --> 00:51:07,557 ..."The American Farm"! 602 00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:21,980 What do you think, boss? 603 00:51:22,181 --> 00:51:25,617 Great, Nikko. Looking good, Birdie. 604 00:51:26,852 --> 00:51:28,320 Could I try that, Mace? 605 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,546 It's not as easy as it looks, Pee-wee. Let me think about it. 606 00:51:31,757 --> 00:51:35,694 Hey, Mace, what do you think? It's a little bit circus and a little bit farm. 607 00:51:35,894 --> 00:51:38,488 Great, Ruby. Don't be afraid to use gingham. 608 00:51:38,697 --> 00:51:39,926 Leave it to me, Mace. 609 00:51:40,132 --> 00:51:45,093 Mace! Mace, I'd look great in a costume like this. Can you picture it? 610 00:51:46,672 --> 00:51:48,436 No. 611 00:51:49,074 --> 00:51:50,564 Hey, Mace. 612 00:51:50,776 --> 00:51:53,211 I'm teaching them how to square-dance. 613 00:51:54,613 --> 00:51:56,411 That's the idea, Oscar. 614 00:51:56,615 --> 00:51:57,946 Watch this, Mace. 615 00:51:58,150 --> 00:52:01,643 Dosey-do and around and around Dosey-do and around and around 616 00:52:01,854 --> 00:52:05,051 - That's great, Pee-wee. - Dosey-do and around and... 617 00:52:06,859 --> 00:52:08,293 Mace. 618 00:52:08,494 --> 00:52:09,723 Morning, Gina. 619 00:52:09,928 --> 00:52:12,659 I had the most wonderful idea about the new farm theme. 620 00:52:12,865 --> 00:52:14,094 Hi, Gina. 621 00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:18,167 But suddenly, I feel so sick to my stomach that I can't even talk. 622 00:52:21,773 --> 00:52:24,071 Can I talk to you for a minute, Mace? 623 00:52:24,276 --> 00:52:26,176 Sure thing, kid. 624 00:52:28,647 --> 00:52:30,581 I... 625 00:52:30,782 --> 00:52:32,750 ...have this friend... 626 00:52:32,951 --> 00:52:35,977 ...who has a bit of a problem. 627 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:38,822 It wouldn't be a romantic problem, would it? 628 00:52:39,024 --> 00:52:41,015 As a matter of fact, Mace, it would. 629 00:52:41,693 --> 00:52:46,654 You see, my friend was engaged to this girl he thought he was in love with. 630 00:52:46,865 --> 00:52:50,961 But then he met this other girl who, it turned out, he really was in love with. 631 00:52:51,570 --> 00:52:54,938 Look, Pee-wee, love's a crazy thing. 632 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:58,275 But when it hits you, you know it. 633 00:52:59,077 --> 00:53:03,480 When I met Midge, I knew she was the girl I wanted right away. 634 00:53:03,682 --> 00:53:06,242 But everybody said it wouldn't work. 635 00:53:06,818 --> 00:53:08,752 We knew it would 636 00:53:08,954 --> 00:53:12,015 because we were following our hearts. 637 00:53:12,658 --> 00:53:16,151 I guess I'd tell this friend of yours to do the same thing. 638 00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,289 Follow his heart. 639 00:53:20,399 --> 00:53:23,460 - Ain't that right, baby? - You said it, honey pie. 640 00:53:43,121 --> 00:53:45,146 Hello, Winnie. 641 00:53:46,758 --> 00:53:48,886 I wasn't expecting you for lunch today. 642 00:53:49,094 --> 00:53:50,721 Yeah, I know, 643 00:53:50,929 --> 00:53:53,296 but I wanted to talk to you about yesterday. 644 00:53:53,498 --> 00:53:55,432 I'm really sorry, Winnie. 645 00:53:57,402 --> 00:54:01,600 Well, I must admit, I was a little stunned. 646 00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:04,574 But it had to happen sooner or later. 647 00:54:04,776 --> 00:54:06,744 You're a man. 648 00:54:07,145 --> 00:54:08,579 She's Italian. 649 00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:12,341 You're taking this great. I thought you'd never speak to me again. 650 00:54:12,551 --> 00:54:15,521 Of course I'll speak to you, but our engagement is off. 651 00:54:16,088 --> 00:54:19,251 - Gee, Winnie. - Of course, you're free to see 652 00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:21,051 whoever you want. 653 00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:24,560 Really? Well, if you think that's best. 654 00:54:24,763 --> 00:54:26,060 I do, Pee-wee. 655 00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:36,806 - Buongiorno, Winnie. - Ciao. 656 00:54:37,643 --> 00:54:39,338 Well, hello there, boys! 657 00:54:40,646 --> 00:54:42,774 Oh, you'll have to excuse me. 658 00:54:42,981 --> 00:54:45,075 My lunch dates have arrived. 659 00:55:05,103 --> 00:55:07,265 Five egg-salad sandwiches, please. 660 00:55:10,342 --> 00:55:12,970 How stupid can one person be? 661 00:55:19,951 --> 00:55:22,852 Winnie certainly seemed broken up about the whole thing. 662 00:55:23,055 --> 00:55:27,356 "Excuse me, Pee-wee. My lunch dates have arrived." 663 00:55:28,393 --> 00:55:30,487 Well, it took four guys to replace you. 664 00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:36,701 And what am I supposed to do about Gina? She won't even talk to me. 665 00:55:37,302 --> 00:55:40,328 You're lucky. Zsa Zsa won't leave me alone. 666 00:55:41,273 --> 00:55:44,538 You know, it's kind of ironic, Pee-wee. 667 00:55:44,743 --> 00:55:47,212 A couple of good-looking bachelors like you and me 668 00:55:47,412 --> 00:55:49,039 having so much girl trouble. 669 00:55:52,718 --> 00:55:55,983 Gotta be some way I can tell Gina how I feel. 670 00:55:56,188 --> 00:55:58,680 You know what babes can't resist? 671 00:56:00,058 --> 00:56:02,959 The romantic approach. 672 00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,455 Here we go again. 673 00:56:08,367 --> 00:56:10,426 Later, Pee-wee! 674 00:56:14,706 --> 00:56:16,674 The romantic approach. 675 00:56:40,532 --> 00:56:42,432 I can't believe this! 676 00:56:44,803 --> 00:56:47,966 You have to go! Shut up! Shut up! 677 00:56:54,579 --> 00:56:56,809 You have to shut up. You understand English? 678 00:56:57,015 --> 00:56:59,677 Shut up! Shut up! 679 00:56:59,885 --> 00:57:02,513 Just shut up and get out of here! 680 00:57:09,027 --> 00:57:11,359 Stupid song. 681 00:57:24,242 --> 00:57:26,836 Please, Gina, I'm too young to die. 682 00:57:27,045 --> 00:57:29,377 - You know what you are? - I know how you feel. 683 00:57:29,581 --> 00:57:33,017 I'll tell you what you are. You're the lowest of the low. Even lower. 684 00:57:33,218 --> 00:57:34,686 I know I deserve this, OK? 685 00:57:34,886 --> 00:57:37,150 I'll tell you what you deserve, Mr. Lover-Boy. 686 00:57:37,355 --> 00:57:41,656 OK, look, Gina. I can't blame you if you never speak to me again, OK? 687 00:57:45,764 --> 00:57:47,858 You? Blame me? 688 00:57:52,170 --> 00:57:54,605 It's so funny I forgot to laugh. 689 00:57:54,806 --> 00:57:56,331 I should've told you about her, 690 00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:59,670 but when I was with you, I never even thought about her. 691 00:57:59,945 --> 00:58:02,380 Oh, yeah? And what about today? 692 00:58:02,581 --> 00:58:05,312 When you were with her, you were thinking of me? 693 00:58:06,384 --> 00:58:10,753 Yes, I was, Gina. I went to see Winnie to break off our engagement. I... 694 00:58:12,290 --> 00:58:13,621 What? 695 00:58:16,962 --> 00:58:18,396 I lo... 696 00:58:19,664 --> 00:58:21,189 What? 697 00:58:25,837 --> 00:58:27,100 What are you saying? 698 00:58:28,773 --> 00:58:30,571 I love you. 699 00:59:03,475 --> 00:59:05,500 What's going on, Gina? 700 00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:08,042 I promised Pee-wee I'd help him find an act. 701 00:59:08,313 --> 00:59:11,613 He wants to be in the circus so badly, Mace. 702 00:59:13,685 --> 00:59:15,813 Doesn't look like he's found his niche yet. 703 00:59:16,021 --> 00:59:17,352 No. 704 00:59:27,265 --> 00:59:31,133 - Hey, you're falling for this kid. - He makes me laugh. 705 00:59:31,336 --> 00:59:34,397 If laughs were all you wanted, you'd have fallen for Snowball. 706 00:59:34,606 --> 00:59:38,270 Snowball is a clown, Mace. Clowns aren't funny. 707 00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:40,611 Pee-wee's not like anyone I ever met. 708 01:00:07,505 --> 01:00:10,805 Oh, my good Lord. Look, Nadine. 709 01:00:13,478 --> 01:00:18,075 It's Pee-wee Herman, and he's covered with monkeys. 710 01:00:19,651 --> 01:00:23,246 - Oh, Mr. Ryan! You naughty boy. - What? 711 01:00:23,588 --> 01:00:25,852 Oh, my gosh. Don't look now, Mae, 712 01:00:26,057 --> 01:00:30,392 but the biggest pig I've ever seen is making friends with your bloomers. 713 01:00:37,569 --> 01:00:39,264 Pee-wee? 714 01:00:40,005 --> 01:00:41,700 Pee-wee? 715 01:00:43,541 --> 01:00:45,839 Pee-wee, where are you? 716 01:00:46,878 --> 01:00:48,937 Hootla, Daisy, hootla! 717 01:00:50,715 --> 01:00:52,205 Hootla. 718 01:00:53,018 --> 01:00:54,645 Good girl. 719 01:00:56,054 --> 01:00:59,456 Pee-wee, I leave you alone for a second, and look at you. 720 01:01:00,191 --> 01:01:03,752 Pretty good, though, huh, Gina? I taught Daisy how to sit. 721 01:01:05,063 --> 01:01:06,792 OK, Pee-wee, do what I do. 722 01:01:06,998 --> 01:01:10,229 I think I can manage just spinning a rope. 723 01:01:13,271 --> 01:01:16,070 It's all in the hips, Pee-wee. It's all in the hips. 724 01:01:16,274 --> 01:01:19,141 - Whoa, Pee-wee. Stay in one place. - Che fai? 725 01:01:19,344 --> 01:01:20,743 OK. 726 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:28,385 Stop it, Pee-wee. Stop that. 727 01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:36,825 One, two, three. Go, Pee-wee. 728 01:01:39,831 --> 01:01:43,267 - Now what? - Pee-wee, you're supposed to let go. 729 01:02:03,354 --> 01:02:04,822 Sorry, Gina. 730 01:02:05,023 --> 01:02:07,788 That's OK, Pee-wee. We'll try something else. OK? 731 01:02:07,992 --> 01:02:09,460 Yeah. 732 01:02:11,262 --> 01:02:13,492 Ready when you are, Pee-wee. 733 01:02:14,899 --> 01:02:18,062 - Wish me luck. - Good luck. 734 01:02:23,141 --> 01:02:25,007 Be careful. 735 01:02:25,844 --> 01:02:28,939 - Go get them, champ. - Ready! 736 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:51,496 - What's this all about, Andy? - Watch. 737 01:02:51,703 --> 01:02:54,900 Human oddities from around the world. 738 01:02:55,106 --> 01:03:00,306 Zelda the Bearded Lady, a tragic victim of her own "hairmones". 739 01:03:00,512 --> 01:03:03,174 Feast your eyes on the magnificent Eddie. 740 01:03:03,381 --> 01:03:05,509 She's big. She's beautiful. 741 01:03:05,717 --> 01:03:09,654 But don't get too close, she's hungry. 742 01:03:09,854 --> 01:03:12,755 Ruth and Dot, the Siamese twins. 743 01:03:12,957 --> 01:03:16,757 Never alone, chained for life, they share everything. 744 01:03:16,961 --> 01:03:21,455 Their pain, their pleasure, their pelvis. 745 01:03:21,666 --> 01:03:24,658 What you see before you now is a hermaphrodite. 746 01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:28,828 Half man, half woman. Say hello to Shim. 747 01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:33,841 The only creature on earth who can legally marry "shimself". 748 01:03:34,045 --> 01:03:36,742 Get out your magnifying glasses to view Midge, 749 01:03:36,948 --> 01:03:38,712 the tiniest woman in the world. 750 01:03:38,917 --> 01:03:41,818 But please don't touch the "midgendise". 751 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:44,751 That don't go for you, doll. 752 01:03:44,956 --> 01:03:46,981 Don't I know that, baby. 753 01:03:47,192 --> 01:03:48,921 Duke the Dog-Faced Boy. 754 01:03:49,127 --> 01:03:51,789 Will he put his slippers on or chew them up? 755 01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:57,298 Trisha the Human Pretzel, so fine, so flexible. 756 01:03:57,502 --> 01:03:58,833 Thanks, Trish. 757 01:03:59,037 --> 01:04:03,304 Judy the Mermaid. Half beautiful woman, half flounder. 758 01:04:03,508 --> 01:04:07,741 And finally, a being which defies description. 759 01:04:24,362 --> 01:04:26,296 That's really it, Gina. 760 01:04:26,497 --> 01:04:28,761 I give up trying to be in the circus. 761 01:04:28,967 --> 01:04:31,402 Don't try to talk me out of it. 762 01:04:40,378 --> 01:04:42,039 Come in. 763 01:04:51,322 --> 01:04:53,188 Sit down. 764 01:04:58,463 --> 01:05:00,454 - What's this? - Open it. 765 01:05:10,608 --> 01:05:13,236 It belonged to a great man, Pee-wee. 766 01:05:13,478 --> 01:05:15,037 Papa Piccolapupula. 767 01:05:21,519 --> 01:05:25,217 He was the greatest aerialist that ever lived. 768 01:05:25,490 --> 01:05:28,858 Until one day he performed the spiral of death. 769 01:05:30,161 --> 01:05:31,822 And... 770 01:05:32,430 --> 01:05:36,128 Well, now he's the greatest aerialist that ever died. 771 01:05:36,401 --> 01:05:38,495 I'm sorry, Gina. 772 01:05:39,137 --> 01:05:42,300 Buy why give this costume to me? I don't deserve it. 773 01:05:42,507 --> 01:05:45,306 No, when he gave me this, 774 01:05:45,510 --> 01:05:49,447 he whispered in my ear, and he said, 775 01:05:49,647 --> 01:05:53,515 "One day, my pretty little Piccolapupula, 776 01:05:54,552 --> 01:05:59,388 "you're gonna give this to the man that you love." 777 01:06:10,668 --> 01:06:13,228 What's gonna happen to us, Pee-wee? 778 01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:17,067 Nothing's going to happen to us. What do you mean? 779 01:06:17,275 --> 01:06:21,405 I mean, I will be moving on. That's what circuses do. 780 01:06:21,612 --> 01:06:25,105 And when the circus will go, I'll go with it. 781 01:06:25,883 --> 01:06:27,681 I thought I'd be going with you. 782 01:06:27,885 --> 01:06:29,853 Pee-wee, I couldn't let you do that. 783 01:06:30,054 --> 01:06:33,285 You have a wonderful life here. You have your work. 784 01:06:33,524 --> 01:06:35,185 What could you have in the circus? 785 01:06:35,393 --> 01:06:37,259 You. 786 01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:42,161 You're all I care about, Gina. 787 01:06:43,401 --> 01:06:46,894 No, it wouldn't work. I know. 788 01:06:47,338 --> 01:06:51,275 You'd come to resent me for taking you away from all this. 789 01:06:51,476 --> 01:06:53,501 No, I wouldn't. 790 01:07:00,351 --> 01:07:01,682 Hold me. 791 01:07:39,157 --> 01:07:41,421 Good morning, Vance. 792 01:07:41,626 --> 01:07:43,253 Morning, Pee-wee. 793 01:07:44,829 --> 01:07:46,388 Beautiful day, huh? 794 01:07:47,865 --> 01:07:49,390 It's okay. 795 01:08:06,717 --> 01:08:09,379 My, we are certainly in a good mood this morning. 796 01:08:09,587 --> 01:08:13,854 That, my dear Vance, is the understatement of the year. 797 01:08:14,158 --> 01:08:17,253 Everything seems completely different to me today. 798 01:08:17,462 --> 01:08:19,362 The air smells so fresh. 799 01:08:19,564 --> 01:08:22,363 The sky seems a brand-new shade of blue. 800 01:08:22,567 --> 01:08:25,867 I don't think I've ever noticed the beauty of this leaf. 801 01:08:26,070 --> 01:08:29,404 And, Vance, have you always been so handsome? 802 01:08:29,607 --> 01:08:31,473 What the...? 803 01:08:31,676 --> 01:08:35,909 Who's my handsome little baby? 804 01:08:36,114 --> 01:08:39,414 Who's my handsome little baby? 805 01:08:41,786 --> 01:08:43,914 How are you today? 806 01:08:45,389 --> 01:08:47,357 Hungry, eh? 807 01:08:58,669 --> 01:09:00,433 Vance, come here! 808 01:09:02,140 --> 01:09:04,575 - What happened? - I don't know. 809 01:09:04,775 --> 01:09:07,267 I must have made some slight miscalculation. 810 01:09:07,478 --> 01:09:09,344 Guess so. Interesting. 811 01:09:10,882 --> 01:09:14,546 Well, now we have cocktail wieners. 812 01:09:23,461 --> 01:09:25,953 Wow, what a great act! 813 01:09:33,337 --> 01:09:35,465 Aren't you going to congratulate Winnie? 814 01:09:35,673 --> 01:09:37,641 She probably wouldn't wanna talk to me. 815 01:09:39,277 --> 01:09:41,143 Congratulations. 816 01:09:46,117 --> 01:09:48,984 - Hi, Pee-wee. - Boy, that was really spectacular. 817 01:09:49,187 --> 01:09:52,179 Oh, thanks, Pee-wee. That means a lot to me. 818 01:09:52,390 --> 01:09:55,189 Really? I'm glad you feel that way. 819 01:09:55,393 --> 01:09:57,555 Well, I'm glad you feel that way. 820 01:09:58,629 --> 01:10:01,394 Guess we both still really like each other, huh? 821 01:10:01,599 --> 01:10:03,533 I still like you, Pee-wee. 822 01:10:03,901 --> 01:10:06,063 I still like you too. 823 01:10:07,104 --> 01:10:09,300 Boy, what a day, huh? 824 01:10:09,507 --> 01:10:12,135 Things sure worked out great for both of us, huh? 825 01:10:12,410 --> 01:10:16,472 Breaking up with you is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 826 01:10:16,681 --> 01:10:19,514 I never felt so alive since we broke up. 827 01:10:19,717 --> 01:10:23,813 I've never felt so free, so beautiful, so sure of myself. 828 01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:26,882 OK, Winnie, I get your point. 829 01:10:30,094 --> 01:10:31,755 Friends? 830 01:10:32,263 --> 01:10:33,492 Friends. 831 01:10:43,674 --> 01:10:47,076 All right, everybody. Listen up. 832 01:10:47,278 --> 01:10:50,976 The brand-new Cabrini Circus opens tonight. 833 01:11:21,879 --> 01:11:23,813 Sheriff? Sheriff. 834 01:11:33,124 --> 01:11:35,593 This is a great night for the Cabrini Circus. 835 01:11:35,793 --> 01:11:40,196 I want to thank every one of you for working so hard to make it happen. 836 01:11:49,073 --> 01:11:53,340 - Mace, Mace, Mace! - People coming, Mace. 837 01:11:56,514 --> 01:11:58,141 Looks like we got some customers. 838 01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:02,447 Pee-wee Herman, you're under arrest. 839 01:12:02,653 --> 01:12:04,018 What? 840 01:12:04,322 --> 01:12:06,154 I hope you can love a convict, Gina. 841 01:12:06,357 --> 01:12:09,486 Just a minute here. What are the charges, sheriff? 842 01:12:09,694 --> 01:12:10,991 Defacing public property. 843 01:12:12,363 --> 01:12:16,698 Permitting and/or propagating mingling of wild and domesticated animals. 844 01:12:16,901 --> 01:12:18,869 Getting groceries under false pretenses. 845 01:12:19,070 --> 01:12:21,596 - And attempted murder. - Murder? 846 01:12:21,806 --> 01:12:24,366 I know you sent that hippo out to kill me. 847 01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:27,434 Look, sheriff, Pee-wee's not to blame. 848 01:12:27,645 --> 01:12:31,172 Perhaps if we all just sit down and talk about it for a moment, 849 01:12:31,382 --> 01:12:34,352 - there's something we can do. - There is something. 850 01:12:34,552 --> 01:12:38,785 You can pack up this flea circus and get out of town. Right now. And then, 851 01:12:38,989 --> 01:12:42,220 well, maybe I can see my way clear to dropping the charges. 852 01:12:46,030 --> 01:12:48,556 - All right, we'll go. - No! 853 01:12:49,266 --> 01:12:51,667 - Good for you. - All right, you heard the man. 854 01:12:51,869 --> 01:12:53,598 Let's start packing. 855 01:12:53,804 --> 01:12:57,138 Mace, you can't leave. We didn't even get to put on the show. 856 01:12:57,341 --> 01:12:59,605 We'll do the show somewhere else, Pee-wee. 857 01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:02,370 We can't let you end up in jail. That's that. 858 01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:05,413 I'll get them to change their minds, Mace. 859 01:13:09,587 --> 01:13:11,521 Somehow. 860 01:13:14,759 --> 01:13:17,057 - Here's to Mr. Ryan and the sheriff. - Yes. 861 01:13:17,261 --> 01:13:19,730 For getting rid of those circus people. 862 01:13:20,197 --> 01:13:22,097 - Hip-hip-hooray! - Hip-hip-hooray! 863 01:13:22,299 --> 01:13:24,358 - Hip-hip-hooray! - Hip-hip-hooray! 864 01:13:24,769 --> 01:13:26,396 Wish me luck. 865 01:13:31,809 --> 01:13:34,574 - Hello, everyone. - What are you doing here? 866 01:13:34,845 --> 01:13:38,713 I just came to join the party. You were right all along. 867 01:13:38,916 --> 01:13:42,375 From now on, I'm going to be just like you. 868 01:13:49,693 --> 01:13:51,821 Swell party. 869 01:13:52,463 --> 01:13:55,524 Anyone care for some hors d'oeuvres? 870 01:13:55,733 --> 01:13:57,599 What you got there? 871 01:13:59,003 --> 01:14:01,097 Cocktail wieners. Don't mind if I do. 872 01:14:01,305 --> 01:14:03,205 I'll have one too. 873 01:14:07,945 --> 01:14:10,277 Help yourselves, everyone. 874 01:14:17,388 --> 01:14:20,790 Those are the best wieners I've ever tasted. 875 01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:45,905 - Congratulations, Pee-wee. - Thanks. 876 01:14:46,116 --> 01:14:50,144 Congratulations to you too. Come on, we better get out to the circus. 877 01:14:50,354 --> 01:14:52,948 Circus? Did you say circus? 878 01:14:53,157 --> 01:14:54,420 Why, yes, I did. 879 01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:57,356 I don't suppose any of you'd like to come, would you? 880 01:14:57,561 --> 01:15:00,622 - Me! - Come on! 881 01:15:07,371 --> 01:15:10,397 Join with us and march along 882 01:15:10,608 --> 01:15:13,873 Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song 883 01:15:14,144 --> 01:15:17,375 We're the Barnyard Circus And we're down on the farm 884 01:15:17,781 --> 01:15:21,149 We'll stay forever You don't have to twist our arm 885 01:15:21,352 --> 01:15:24,378 Join with us and march along 886 01:15:24,588 --> 01:15:27,614 Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song 887 01:15:27,825 --> 01:15:31,090 Everyone come on And you can each take a bow 888 01:15:31,295 --> 01:15:34,731 - And join the Barnyard Circus now - Hey! 889 01:15:34,932 --> 01:15:38,129 We all begin as kernels Dropped into fertile ground 890 01:15:38,335 --> 01:15:41,532 Add sun and rain, and we become The best taste treat around 891 01:15:41,739 --> 01:15:45,039 There's nothing like a circus For when you're feeling down 892 01:15:45,242 --> 01:15:48,872 Put on a wig, a funny nose And turn into a clown 893 01:15:49,413 --> 01:15:52,644 Peanuts! Popcorn! Hot dogs! 894 01:15:54,485 --> 01:15:57,682 Everybody's learning how 895 01:15:57,888 --> 01:16:01,347 From the zebra to the cow 896 01:16:01,559 --> 01:16:04,995 And now the elephant's Perfected a "moo" 897 01:16:05,195 --> 01:16:08,028 Each time the band strikes up "Cock-a-doodle-doo" 898 01:16:08,232 --> 01:16:11,327 Join with us and march along 899 01:16:11,535 --> 01:16:14,869 Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song 900 01:16:15,072 --> 01:16:18,064 Everyone come on And you can each take a bow 901 01:16:18,275 --> 01:16:22,041 - And join the Barnyard Circus now - Hey! 902 01:16:22,246 --> 01:16:25,375 Our lives are never boring We're each of us unique 903 01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:28,917 We're always meeting people Who consider us quite chic 904 01:16:29,119 --> 01:16:32,248 I sow the seeds and harvest And that's the farmer's life 905 01:16:32,456 --> 01:16:35,892 I cook and sew and clean and bake 'Cause I'm the farmer's wife 906 01:16:36,093 --> 01:16:39,256 Don't be afraid That you're too small 907 01:16:39,463 --> 01:16:42,592 Here's where everybody's Ten feet tall 908 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:46,236 Our strength is that We all have heart 909 01:16:46,437 --> 01:16:49,600 We're all so close We'll never be apart 910 01:16:52,142 --> 01:16:55,544 A needle in a haystack Is very hard to find 911 01:16:55,746 --> 01:16:58,738 And I'm so glad he took the time 'Cause he's so big and kind 912 01:16:58,949 --> 01:17:02,180 I met this little woman We had an awkward date 913 01:17:02,386 --> 01:17:05,481 But when he got to know me Well, he chose me for his mate 914 01:17:05,689 --> 01:17:08,784 In this place we're singing of 915 01:17:08,993 --> 01:17:12,554 Anyone can fall in love 916 01:17:12,763 --> 01:17:16,131 When I first met this hippo I was really quite rude 917 01:17:16,333 --> 01:17:19,200 Now that we're together I'm so glad I was pursued 918 01:17:19,403 --> 01:17:22,668 Join with us and march along 919 01:17:22,873 --> 01:17:26,309 Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song 920 01:17:26,510 --> 01:17:29,639 They're a crazy combination That we all know 921 01:17:29,847 --> 01:17:33,283 But we're a Barnyard Circus Show 922 01:17:33,484 --> 01:17:36,579 Each of us is lovestruck It's plain as it can be 923 01:17:36,787 --> 01:17:39,950 We all flipped over Winnie's Egg-salad recipe 924 01:17:40,157 --> 01:17:43,388 Each said he was the best one Such choices I abhor 925 01:17:43,594 --> 01:17:46,962 But when I made my mind up I decided on all four 926 01:17:51,101 --> 01:17:54,867 And if at times Love gets too hard 927 01:17:55,072 --> 01:17:59,134 Then start a circus In your own back yard 928 01:17:59,343 --> 01:18:02,938 With you, I want to harmonize 929 01:18:03,147 --> 01:18:07,584 I feel the same And now my big surprise 930 01:18:10,354 --> 01:18:15,417 Ladies and gentlemen, the Cabrini Circus proudly presents, 931 01:18:15,626 --> 01:18:18,288 for the first time anywhere, 932 01:18:18,495 --> 01:18:19,860 Pee-wee Herman! 933 01:25:20,150 --> 01:25:24,678 Here's the way we quench our thirst Quench our thirst, quench our thirst 934 01:25:24,955 --> 01:25:26,946 Here's the way we quench our thirst 935 01:25:28,258 --> 01:25:30,522 At the refreshment counter 936 01:25:30,794 --> 01:25:35,163 Now's the time to yum, yum, yum Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum 937 01:25:35,465 --> 01:25:37,559 Now's the time to yum, yum, yum 938 01:25:38,935 --> 01:25:40,960 At the refreshment counter 939 01:25:41,238 --> 01:25:45,732 Popcorn, drinks and candy too Candy too, candy too 940 01:25:46,009 --> 01:25:48,034 Popcorn, drinks and candy too 941 01:25:51,748 --> 01:25:53,944 At the refreshment counter 942 01:25:54,251 --> 01:25:56,345 At the refreshment counter 68799

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