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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,948 I've got two styles... 2 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:39,385 short back and sides. 3 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:41,747 And back and sides. 4 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:45,701 I start at the crown. 5 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:48,590 And work outwards methodically. 6 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:51,947 I like a calm working environment. 7 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:55,024 Every barber has his quirk... 8 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,022 well, except me. 9 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:58,706 I've not got any. 10 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,828 Don't see the point. Really. 11 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:01,822 Head down... 12 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,868 get on with it. 13 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,271 That's me. 14 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:12,822 I prefer it when they don't speak. 15 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:14,982 I cannae be bothered speaking to them either. 16 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:17,188 I like the quiet. 17 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:26,301 So what makes a legend, do you think? 18 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:27,825 Heroism? 19 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:29,664 Well, that rules me out. 20 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:30,821 Self-sacrifice? 21 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:32,425 Not your man. 22 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,264 Nobility of purpose? 23 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:37,230 Can't help you there, either. 24 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:50,947 My life's always been boring. 25 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:52,181 I don't mind that. 26 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:54,467 There's a place for being boring. 27 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:55,905 Cuttin' hair is boring. 28 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:57,982 Sittin' at home is boring. 29 00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,550 That was all right. 30 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,270 I was a boring kind of guy. 31 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:20,421 If you'd asked me back then, I'd have said I was content. 32 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,865 Smilin' in the corner. 33 00:02:21,940 --> 00:02:23,783 The rain runnin' down my neck. 34 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:26,181 Then fate decided to leap on my back. 35 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:27,500 And I turned round and saw 36 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,184 that I'd been nothing all these years 37 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:30,830 but a howling ghost. 38 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,789 From nowhere. I was alive. 39 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:37,788 I'd never had to deal with the law before. 40 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:41,069 Only had to look at a police and I shafted. 41 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:42,665 But circumstances changed... 42 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:45,903 and, suddenly, I had my very own one-to-one copper 43 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,391 breathing down my neck. 44 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:52,948 Everywhere I turned, there he was... 45 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:56,149 this big slab of bastard staring right back. 46 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:58,029 Yeah. I was alive, all right. 47 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:00,626 But for how long? 48 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:02,270 I'm Barney Thomson. 49 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:03,865 And this is the story of what happens 50 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:05,669 when you move chairs. 51 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:07,868 I'm telling ye. 52 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:09,669 He's not in the Lynch league yet. 53 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:12,505 77 wins, and I'm talkin' the pre-nutrition years. 54 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,821 14 knockouts on a diet of Irn Bru and dog food. 55 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,140 Comics by the door, Charlie. 56 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:17,745 Thanks, Barney. 57 00:03:17,820 --> 00:03:20,187 Sweetheart. What you talkin' about? 58 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:21,500 Don't believe that. 59 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:23,264 She's a fuckin' liar. I wasn't at Karen's. 60 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,262 I had to go the hospital. 61 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:25,501 A shadow on my lung. 62 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,186 Nah, nah. It's fine. They gave me tablets. 63 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,103 What are we doin' tonight? 64 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:31,466 Maybe you can come by again, 65 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:32,959 and I could gie ye another "Maryhill Moothfae"... 66 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,981 That's fuckin' disgusting. 67 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,769 All right, Darling. See you in a bit. Bye. 68 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,811 Right, pal, up you come. 69 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:42,309 Doesn't even make sense. 70 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:46,149 Barney... can I have a wee chat? 71 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:48,222 Aye. 72 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:52,710 All this chatter must be bothering ye, eh? 73 00:03:52,780 --> 00:03:53,941 What? 74 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:55,729 Well, the boxing chat. Is it bothering ye? 75 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,105 I think you might be, uh... 76 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,944 might be happier up here. 77 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:04,790 - What, there? - Aye. 78 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:06,430 Let me get this straight. 79 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:08,662 I was in the windae for eight years, 80 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:10,868 then I was in the second chair, then the third. 81 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:11,987 Now you want me oot by the bins? 82 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:13,141 I mean, that... 83 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,348 that's not even a fuckin' barber's chair! 84 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:23,102 Fuck! 85 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,948 You have nae patter, Barney. 86 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,624 Nae sparkle. 87 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:32,306 You hang over the customers like a shitty cloud. 88 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:33,506 Scaring 'em away, 89 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:34,661 standing there like a big streak of piss. 90 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:37,186 It's like you've had a charisma bypass. 91 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:39,270 You look like a haunted tree. That's all I'm saying. 92 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:43,629 Well, your dad brought me into this shop 20 years ago. 93 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,702 I'd like to hear What he has to say about this. 94 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:46,747 Eh? 95 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:51,471 Right. Let's get my da on the phone. 96 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:54,145 I'm a fuckin'... 97 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:56,063 haunted tree? 98 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:02,863 Shitty cloud... 99 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:06,704 Big streak of piss... 100 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:09,350 He's standing there like a haunted tree. 101 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:11,627 Nae patten. 102 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,265 All right, who's next? 103 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:19,661 I'm gonna wait for Chris, thanks. 104 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:20,821 Yourself? 105 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,140 What about you? 106 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:24,348 I'm just waitin' for Wullie, if that's all right. 107 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:26,787 That's, uh... that's fine. 108 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,190 Actually, no. 109 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:30,262 It isnae bloody all right. No. 110 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:32,990 Not one of you want to get your hair out by me? 111 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:35,904 Am I... Am I that bad? 112 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:37,744 What you want to wait for these two for? 113 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:39,709 It's half-past three already. 114 00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:41,623 You'll no all get seen! 115 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,190 Are you mental? 116 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,422 Come on, Barney. That's out of order. 117 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,549 What is this'? Some kind of conspiracy? 118 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,509 First, you bump me intae the back of beyond, 119 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:52,344 - then you tell this bunch of... - Wankers? 120 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,626 To... to refuse my services? 121 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,701 Is that it? 122 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,544 Ye cannae have a go at the customers. 123 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:58,304 Fuck this, Wullie. 124 00:05:58,380 --> 00:05:59,905 Fuck this! 125 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:02,630 What's the point of me even fucking being here? 126 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,940 Fuck it! 127 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,786 Fuck! 128 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:11,550 Never a dull moment, eh? 129 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:21,950 The lab results came back, sir. 130 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:23,101 They' re negative. 131 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,466 Brilliant. 132 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:25,621 What are you gonna tell the public? 133 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,668 The public can fuck off. 134 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:28,741 To date, there have been 135 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:30,026 five victims from the Glasgow area 136 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,306 and you haven't been able to make a connection 137 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:32,905 between any of them. 138 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:34,550 You don't even know where the bodies are, 139 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:37,190 except the bits the killer sent to the next of kin. 140 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:39,069 This case should be given to someone 141 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:40,744 with more local knowledge. 142 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:43,426 What exactly are you doing all day? 143 00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:46,190 Late last night... 144 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:47,989 officers from this station 145 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:49,710 came into possession 146 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:53,944 of a valuable piece of evidence... 147 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,988 the exact nature of which 148 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:58,904 I am not at liberty to divulge. 149 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:08,348 So What's this new piece of evidence, sir? 150 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:10,104 Nothing. I lied. 151 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,150 Which is why I'm in the shape of a frog. 152 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,791 The Superintendent wants to see you. 153 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:19,181 Of course he does. 154 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:20,910 What are you playing at, 127? 155 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:23,301 If you walk into a room backwards, 156 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:24,825 with your trousers round your ankles, 157 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,506 don't be surprised if you get bummed rotten. 158 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:31,062 And never, never drag the force in with you. 159 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:34,030 I'll not have my team mass-bummed. 160 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,102 On your say-so! 161 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:37,306 Is that clear? 162 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:38,710 Don't interrupt me. 163 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:40,066 You've got the whole country 164 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:41,824 thinking we've just about got this thing wrapped up 165 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,584 when, as far as I can see, 166 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:44,821 in the two months... 167 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:48,541 two fucking months you've been on this case... 168 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:52,306 you've managed to narrow your list of suspects down to. 169 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:54,189 "People in the Glasgow area 170 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:58,185 who've been to the seaside in the last 12 weeks." 171 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,944 The killer will think we're onto 'im, 172 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:01,943 and might make a mistake, sir. 173 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:04,750 He'd fucking well better. 174 00:08:04,820 --> 00:08:07,505 Fucking McManaman. 175 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:10,709 He's got to fill his day up somehow. 176 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:13,226 I mean, his in-tray consists of 177 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:14,630 staring out the window. 178 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:17,180 Whilst having a gentle wank over The Daily Star. 179 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:18,227 What's the big breakthrough? 180 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,950 Fuck off! It's my case. 181 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,181 Is it an actual breakthrough, 182 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:22,261 or is it just a we-made-it-up breakthrough? 183 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:24,342 What the fuck is that? 184 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,706 Inspiration! 185 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:26,986 Oh, I been meaning to ask ya, 186 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:29,904 how's "Operation: Touchy Little Boy' coming on?" 187 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:30,981 Do you want to do this right now? 188 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:33,903 'Cause I'm fucking well up for it! 189 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,508 Get your tits out of my face. 190 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,027 Come on, number six. Come on, number six! 191 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:12,750 Come on, get a move-on, get a fucking move-on! 192 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:15,391 Get a move-on! 193 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,666 Come on, come on! 194 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:23,543 You fucking shite! 195 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:27,466 You wee fucking shite! You fucking wee shite! 196 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:31,991 Fucking... fucking dog. 197 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,269 - Christ. - Here you go, Mum. 198 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:37,262 What kept you? 199 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:39,149 Celebrity booking? 200 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:46,824 Oh, cannae beat a fish supper. 201 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,345 Get off! 202 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,263 Busy today? 203 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,990 Aye. 204 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:53,266 Tips? 205 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,421 Plenty. 206 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,309 Tell ye what... 207 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:58,030 hand 'em over to me 208 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,421 and I'll put them on the next race. 209 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,787 Nah, you're all right. 210 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,230 Bathgate Leopard... 211 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,029 three to one. 212 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,022 No thanks. 213 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,704 Oh, come on! 214 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:10,781 No. 215 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,430 A fiver gets you 15 quid. 216 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,389 I've not got any money! 217 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:16,303 Nah. 218 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:18,303 Who'd ever tip you? 219 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,987 Not me. 220 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:28,861 You not put any vinegar on it? 221 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:31,420 You didn't put any on. 222 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:33,945 Crap. 223 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,829 They talk crap all day. 224 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,823 Boxing. 225 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:40,426 That's their sole currency. 226 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,548 You know, I was in that windae for eight years. 227 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:43,621 That meant something. 228 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:46,385 I'm 50, Charlie. 229 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:49,110 What the fuck happened there? 230 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:50,705 I mean, it's every man's right 231 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,623 to reach his full potential. Right? 232 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:54,190 But it passed me by. 233 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:55,147 Aye. 234 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:57,348 What am I gonna do? 235 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,226 Nothing. 236 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,541 I've got a mother that's digging her claws in 237 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,987 like an auld buzzard, 238 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,301 I live in a shitey, wee flat. 239 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:11,224 And the last time with a bird, 240 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,667 "Shakin' Stevens" was number one. 241 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:18,149 I've not had my kick at the ball. 242 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,905 All I've got is that job. 243 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:25,181 The bastards are trying to take it away from me. 244 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:27,706 You want them to like you? 245 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,670 Like me? 246 00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:33,107 I want to fuckin' kill them. 247 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,070 He's fucking laughing at us, 127. 248 00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,301 Yes, sir. 249 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:44,185 The public are gonna string us up for this, you realize. 250 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:45,500 Yes, sir. 251 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,264 Right. I'm replacing you as lead. 252 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,466 What? 253 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,541 And you, 529. 254 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,190 No, sir, it's 20 past 10, sir. 255 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:52,182 Is it? 256 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,422 529's your fucking number! 257 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,865 You're off the case as well. 258 00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:58,147 You'll be taking orders from 119 from now on. 259 00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:00,188 Thank you, sir. 260 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,710 Just take me... 261 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:04,589 uh, take me through your plans, uh, 119. 262 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,900 He'll strike again, sir, 263 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,823 so we'll find out who's recently disappeared, 264 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,026 who last saw them. 265 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,909 I'll put Holdall here out in the field, 266 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,630 investigating the missing person files. 267 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,270 Don't you think we should be looking 268 00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:15,387 for the rest of him? 269 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,906 119's in charge now, 127. 270 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,869 Is that plate from the canteen? 271 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,863 Ah, fuck me. 272 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:24,784 Tell forensics to get their own fucking plates! 273 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:27,909 I'm not eating off a plate that's served up a human arse. 274 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,062 Right. Off you go. 275 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,585 Oh, ho, ho! Listen to this. 276 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,788 "Angelina Jolie seeks Brad Pitt 277 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:36,908 for Weekday dog track evenings." 278 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,709 Give me that. 279 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:41,226 "Sleek hatchback, low mileage, 280 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,267 "big headlights, 281 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,546 "needing a right good service. 282 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:44,985 Hamilton area." 283 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,061 Now, they're not shy, are they'? 284 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,063 - You want a pen? - Fuck off. 285 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,302 "Mature woman seeks adventurous man 286 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:52,428 for nights of unbridled passion." 287 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,786 You'd have to be desperate, eh? 288 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:54,907 Nah, nah. That's what we call a "GILF." 289 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:55,867 What's that? 290 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,669 It's a "Granny I'd Like To..." 291 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:58,980 Fucks sake, Chris. Come on. 292 00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:00,744 Right, McAllister this weekend at Bellahoustom- 293 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:01,787 What's his chances? 294 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:05,262 Good boy, but... 295 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:08,423 I always loved Westerns. 296 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,787 I wanted to be “The Man With No Name"... 297 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:13,022 you know. The guy who rides into town. 298 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,226 Saves the townsfolk. 299 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:15,710 And disappears in the dead of night. 300 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:17,544 Shrouded in mystery. 301 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,987 They'd talk about this legend for years to come... 302 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,630 but no... 303 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,509 I was one of the pissy. Wee townsfolk. 304 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:24,990 Where every fucker knows your name. 305 00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:28,462 I wanted to grind 'em into the lane under my heel. 306 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,030 Well, careful what you wish for. 307 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,467 Barney. 308 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,304 Barney! 309 00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:38,109 A wee word? 310 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:43,110 I'm not really sure how to say this. 311 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,467 A pal of my dad's has moved into the area. 312 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:47,224 He wants to give him a job. 313 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,506 Eh? 314 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:50,708 Cannae have ye 315 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,430 falling asleep in the shop, Barney. 316 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,626 And we can't have any more outbursts 317 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,986 like ye had yesterday. 318 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,267 - Oh, no, that was a one-off. - That was not a one-off. 319 00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:59,308 You have regular outbursts. 320 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:02,864 You cannot talk to customers like that. 321 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,180 It's not my fault you look like 322 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,069 a fucking cartoon bear, is it? Up. Oot. 323 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,262 You can work for another month, if you like. 324 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,626 Aw, Jesus. Wullie! 325 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,710 We'll understand 326 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,150 if you want to leave now, of course, 327 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,063 and We'll keep pay your wage for the rest of the month. 328 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,983 You don't need to make a decision now, but... 329 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,346 I'll stay for the month. 330 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,388 - Eh? - I'll stay for the month. 331 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:27,509 But we would be paying your wage for the month, 332 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:28,664 Whether you're here or no. 333 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:30,871 Well, I'll be here. 334 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,784 Great. 335 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:35,703 I'll let my da know. 336 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,184 Jesus Christ. 337 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,346 I'll get a mop. 338 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,706 No, I'll get a mop. I'll get... 339 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:51,066 Wullie, Wullie... look, please. 340 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,744 Don't do this. 341 00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,060 It's not my decision. 342 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,590 Ah, but you see, this place, 343 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:57,070 it's all I know. 344 00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:58,790 Come on, Wullie. 345 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,305 Be a pal. 346 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,825 I've got nothing else on. 347 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,346 Aw, Barney. 348 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,866 Still, it's not my decision. It's up to my da. 349 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,829 No, no. That's rubbish! It is your decision. 350 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,709 You and Chris. You want me out the door. 351 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:11,827 Think I'm a fucking idiot? 352 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,664 I'll get the mop. 353 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,986 No, Wullie, Wullie, please. 354 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:18,108 - Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't... - I'll get the mop. 355 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,023 I-I-I'll get the mop. J-J-J-Just... listen. 356 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,430 I-I'll be so quiet. 357 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,706 You'll no hear another peep out of me. 358 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,145 You're embarrassing yourself now, Barney. 359 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,346 Have a bit of self-respect. 360 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,501 - I'll be so quiet... - Let me get the mop! 361 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,106 No, please. I'll be a model barber! 362 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,988 Fucking hell! 363 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,790 Shite... 364 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:29,710 Hello. Henderson's. 365 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,623 Is that lazy bastard husband of mine there? 366 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,667 Uh, no. No, he's not. 367 00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,344 Where is he? 368 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,787 Well, he said that he... he was leavin' early to... 369 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,589 go do a bit of... shopping. 370 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:41,027 Well. He's never been to the shops in his fife. 371 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,465 That's what he said. 372 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,269 If he's late back, I'll kill him. 373 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:46,910 That won't be necessary. 374 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,266 Well. Cheerio. 375 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,547 Good bye. 376 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,791 Fuck! 377 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,309 Shit. 378 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:49,390 Fucking hell! 379 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,746 What's that you've got there? 380 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:51,707 What'? 381 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:52,667 What's that you've got there? 382 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,946 - Eh? - What's that? 383 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,182 - How ye doing, Charlie? - What's that? 384 00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,227 - Nothing. - What's that? 385 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,301 Nothing! 386 00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,381 I'm getting chips. 387 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,666 Good! Cheerio. 388 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:01,901 Ye cannae touch it! 389 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,709 It's full of hair chemicals 390 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:04,861 and stuff like that. 391 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,749 Ye need gloves to touch it. 392 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,060 Okay. 393 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:10,222 Cheerio, then. 394 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,064 Get ye fucked, Charlie! 395 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,904 I'm only trying to help ye, Barney. 396 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:20,948 All right, all right, look. Just... 397 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:24,308 You can help, but just... be quick, will ye? 398 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,348 I tell you what... 399 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,343 I really appreciate it, Charlie. Just, uh... 400 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,582 you swing by the shop sometime, 401 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,743 and I'll give ye a haircut on the house, eh? 402 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,946 - Okay. - Okay? 403 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:49,584 Away and enjoy your chips. 404 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,549 - Right, then. - Okay. 405 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,669 Cheerio. 406 00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,103 Where is it, where is it, where is it? 407 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,750 Where is it, where is it? 408 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,822 W-What was the name of that loch 409 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,470 you, me, and my da Went to'? 410 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,907 The forest on one side, 411 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:09,426 r-really hard to get to. 412 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,865 What loch? 413 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:13,705 That one, the one with all the wee boats. 414 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,270 Loch Lubnaig. 415 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,630 Loch Lubnaig! That's it. 416 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,907 Lubnaig, Lubnaig. 417 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:22,142 Why the com motion? 418 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,301 Uh, n-nothin. 419 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,347 Just, uh... 420 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,990 I saw a painting in a... 421 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:28,108 in a charity shop at the Barras the other day, 422 00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:31,821 and I just Wondered if it was... it was that. 423 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:35,222 How do you manage to pack so much excitement 424 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,541 into one life? 425 00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:41,621 Seeing as you're here, 426 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,543 you can give me a lift to the Barras. 427 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:45,304 It's my bingo night. 428 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,666 No, I'm sorry, Mother, I can't. 429 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:48,868 I'm... I'm actually quite busy. 430 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:51,068 You maybe didn't hear me. 431 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:54,508 It's my bingo night at the Barras! 432 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,309 Right. I'll see you later. 433 00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:08,303 I'll be needing a lift home. 434 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:09,870 How long are ye gonnae be? 435 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,305 Couple of hours. 436 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:13,223 Oh! 437 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:16,065 I cannae sit out here for that length of time. 438 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:29,382 I wonder. Should I go or should I stay. 439 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:35,229 The band had only one more song to play. 440 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:41,865 And then I saw you out the corner of my eye. 441 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:45,626 A little girl alone and so shy. 442 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:50,308 I had the last waltz. 443 00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,906 With you. 444 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:58,146 Two lonely people Together 445 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:06,905 Mum, what're you doing? 446 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,310 I told Lizzie and Theresa 447 00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:09,430 you'd give 'em a lift home. 448 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,706 I've got something on! 449 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,305 Our carriage awaits! 450 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:14,109 Oh, this is awfully good of you, son. 451 00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:21,021 On you go! 452 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:40,064 I had the last waltz. 453 00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:41,949 With you. 454 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,110 Two lonely people. 455 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:48,262 Together 456 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:53,987 I fell in love. 457 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:55,744 With you. 458 00:22:55,820 --> 00:23:00,508 The last waltz Should last forever. 459 00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:11,347 - Okay, night-night. - Bye. 460 00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:13,309 - Thanks very much, Barney. - Watch yourselves. 461 00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:16,668 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 462 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,708 See ya, Cemolina. 463 00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:24,547 It's Wullie. 464 00:23:25,540 --> 00:23:27,030 I've killed Wullie. 465 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:29,467 I saw that. 466 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:31,508 Mum... 467 00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:33,503 it was an accident. 468 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,389 I had a pair of scissors in my hand, 469 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:36,870 and-and he slipped and fell. 470 00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:39,102 Then you phone the police. 471 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:43,070 You don't Wrap him up like a stair carpet! 472 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:44,665 No, I couldnae phone the police. 473 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:46,504 He just sacked me. 474 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:49,390 It's... They'd say I had a motive. 475 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:51,462 What'd he sack you for'? 476 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:54,582 'Cause I've no got any chat. 477 00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:58,108 Aye, well. 478 00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:00,308 Mum... 479 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,630 What am I going to do'? 480 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,623 For Christ's sake, shut up. 481 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,509 Leave him at mine. 482 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,387 Eh? 483 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,269 Any better ideas? 484 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:34,781 What now, Mum? 485 00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:38,421 I'm gonna have to fish it out with a spoon. 486 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,344 No, what're we gonnae do now'? 487 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:45,909 How should I know? 488 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:47,141 Well, don't you be 489 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:48,790 bringing anybody up here now. 490 00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:51,510 Do you think I'm fucking stupid or something? 491 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:52,991 Eh? 492 00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:58,862 So, the first one's Mrs. Stuart, 493 00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:03,229 and, uh, then we'll go to Mrs. McQueen. 494 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:06,349 When did you last see Stuart, Sheena? 495 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,900 Tuesday. 8:00. 496 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:12,189 Now, I wasn't sure about declaring him missing, at first, 497 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,103 you know, he's not been away that long, 498 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,784 then I thought, well, you lot, 499 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:17,194 you've got nothing better to do. 500 00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,350 Definitely Monday? 501 00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:27,546 Tuesday! 502 00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:30,146 He went missing on the Tuesday morning. 503 00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:31,585 Definitely. 504 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,788 - Nah, it was Wednesday. - Thursday! 505 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:35,021 Wednesday? Or Thursday? 506 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,147 Friday. 507 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,824 Definitely Friday. 508 00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:39,140 Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday? 509 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:40,631 Monday. 510 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:44,950 I moved up here at my wife's insistence 511 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,943 of being near her dying mother. 512 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:48,465 That was 20 years ago, 513 00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:50,702 and I'm still here. 514 00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:52,987 And so's her fucking mother. 515 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:57,862 Oh... God. 516 00:25:57,940 --> 00:25:59,863 How I loathe 517 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:04,741 this vomit-lashed shit-hole! 518 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,224 All right, gents. 519 00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:26,510 Late again, Porter. 520 00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:27,820 Fuck off. 521 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,823 Wullie didn't get in last night. 522 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:32,940 What? 523 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:35,830 Moira called. He didnae make it home. 524 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:38,470 Maybe he's been got by that killer. 525 00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:41,544 Maybe his baws are being posted from Arbroath as we speak. 526 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:44,381 All right, lads. 527 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:45,985 You might want to come back later. 528 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:46,947 We're a man down. 529 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,067 I know. 530 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,790 I'm Detective Inspector Holdall. 531 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,101 This is Detective Sergeant MacPherson. 532 00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:56,423 We'd like to have a word about your missing colleague. 533 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,389 - For fucks sake! - Oh, I'm sorry. 534 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,622 We won't keep you. 535 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:10,268 Benny Lynch... 536 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,183 Champion of the world! 537 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,860 Yeah. You know what his mistake was? 538 00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:18,590 He stayed here... 539 00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:22,630 Eh? With the dregs and the hangers-on. 540 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:26,341 Bleeding him dry... sucking out his soul. 541 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:31,310 Can you imagine what he might've achieved, eh? 542 00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:33,462 Longer career... 543 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:36,190 the women of the world at his feet... 544 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:38,308 if only he'd have had the courage 545 00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:40,621 to get out of this shit-hole. 546 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,628 Can we sit down? 547 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:58,863 Yes. 548 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:01,864 Chris, could you finish the customer? 549 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:09,669 Sit down? 550 00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:11,310 I'm fine. 551 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:13,109 I-I'm fine standing. 552 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:16,662 This is purely a missing persons investigation, 553 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:18,230 Mr. Thomson. 554 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:20,507 A Mrs. Henderson reported her husband missing 555 00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:21,866 yesterday afternoon. 556 00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:23,226 Mrs. Henderson says 557 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,870 you were the last person to talk with Mr. Henderson. 558 00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:26,385 Is that correct? 559 00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:29,146 Yes. 560 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:30,426 Now, there's no need 561 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,025 to be so nervous, Mr. Thomson, 562 00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,067 This is... 563 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:34,869 - I quite understand. - ...routine. 564 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:36,590 I quite understand. 565 00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:39,550 Did Mr. Henderson tell you where he was going? 566 00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:42,510 He... He said something about, uh... 567 00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:44,070 going to the shops. 568 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:47,269 Uh, he asked me to lock up, and then he... left. 569 00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:50,663 Was it normal for Mr. Henderson to go to the shops after work? 570 00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:52,788 You know, I-I-don't really know 571 00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:55,545 what Mr. Henderson did outside of work, 572 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,429 because we weren't really friends. 573 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,740 Wasn't really friends. 574 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:05,107 Did you suspect that something might have happened to Mr. Henderson? 575 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,182 I quite understand. 576 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:10,910 Sorry? 577 00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:12,390 Slip of the tongue, you know how it is. 578 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:13,347 What? 579 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,104 Speaking to the police. 580 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:16,261 You know, this? 581 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:18,581 You know... You... you feel guilty, 582 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,662 even though you... you've never done nothing wrong. 583 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:22,150 I mean, it's not as if I've stabbed Wullie 584 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:24,512 with a pair of scissors or anything like that, you know? 585 00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:30,590 Would... Would you like a glass of water? 586 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,948 No, I'm fine. 587 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:37,350 Where was your colleague, 588 00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:40,469 Mr. Porter, when you wasn't stabbing Mr. Henderson 589 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:41,701 with your scissors? 590 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,066 Oh, he-he-he left early, 591 00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:44,790 because we weren't very busy that day. 592 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:48,307 That bit about the stabbing? That was just a joke. 593 00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:50,462 You think this is funny, Mr. Thomson? 594 00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:52,065 Not at all. 595 00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:55,507 I'm only joking. 596 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:59,141 You have no idea how nervous you look! 597 00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:01,267 Did Mr. Henderson tell you that he was not 598 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:03,741 gonna have you in the shop anymore? 599 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:08,544 I have no knowledge of that. 600 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:10,224 See, Mr. Henderson's father says that Mr. Henderson 601 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,746 was gonna tell you about it yesterday. 602 00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:14,709 Did he say anything to you? 603 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:20,510 No. 604 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:22,025 Oh, well! 605 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:23,181 That's us. 606 00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:25,183 Would you send Mr. Porter in, please? 607 00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:27,262 Yes. 608 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,749 I used to sometimes hide in toilet cubicles, 609 00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:35,822 you know, convinced I was about to die, 610 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,107 and I went to see this man. 611 00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:39,306 Do you know what he said to me? 612 00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,667 He said the biggest instigator 613 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:43,390 of a panic attack is...? 614 00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:47,826 Guilty conscience. 615 00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:13,861 Look at that. 616 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,227 Here she comes. 617 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:19,030 Here comes that girl again. 618 00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:21,785 One of the cutest since I don't know when. 619 00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:24,670 But she don't notice me when I pass. 620 00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:27,584 She goes with all the guys from outta my class. 621 00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:31,062 But that can't stop me from thinkin' to myself. 622 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,950 Shes sure fine lookin'. Man she's something else. 623 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:35,181 Mum? Mum! 624 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,670 Can I have a word? 625 00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:40,108 What? Carry on, girls, regardless! 626 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,387 What are you thinking? 627 00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:46,430 Mr. Johnstone, in the bowling club, 628 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,264 has a brain tumour... out like a light. 629 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,670 Nobody had thought to arrange anything 630 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:50,707 after the funeral, 631 00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:52,110 so I brought the girls back here. 632 00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:54,626 Have you seen Mrs. Gaffney? 633 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:57,270 Last week, she wandered into the laundrette 634 00:31:57,340 --> 00:31:58,750 in her nightie! 635 00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:00,390 Where the fucks Wullie? 636 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,269 Cemolina, have you got a carpet sweeper? 637 00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:03,830 - Eh? - Barbara's couped the ashtray. 638 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:06,550 Just down the hall, next to the toilet. 639 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:07,701 Mum, Mum... 640 00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:09,942 where did you put the body'? 641 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,260 Two minutes. 642 00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:13,342 Barbara, what the fuck have you done? 643 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:41,305 Is that you making soup for yer mammy, son? 644 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:48,947 Oh, fuck! 645 00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:50,306 I like soup! 646 00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:51,984 Mrs. Gaffney! 647 00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:53,186 The laundrette's shut. 648 00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:55,786 Cheerio, then. 649 00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:57,021 Suit yourself. 650 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,750 Cheerio. 651 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,310 Thanks very much. 652 00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:37,825 I enjoyed myself. 653 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:39,550 Uh-huh. You watch yourself. 654 00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:42,186 Watch yourselves. 655 00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:43,147 Fine, fine. 656 00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:45,905 All right. Okay. 657 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:48,221 Night-night. 658 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,268 God Almighty. 659 00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:53,626 I'm checkered! 660 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,906 I'm no even packed for 661 00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:56,310 my "Route to the Isles" discovery tour 662 00:33:56,380 --> 00:33:57,381 in the morning. 663 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,905 Two days, all-in, 664 00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:01,665 including breakfast and your evening meal... 665 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,787 42 pounds! 666 00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:03,747 You believe that? 667 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:07,710 How did you manage that? 668 00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:09,589 You chopped him up! 669 00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:12,664 You've even fucking labelled him! 670 00:34:14,380 --> 00:34:17,065 I label everything. 671 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:41,109 James? 672 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,466 Barney. 673 00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:44,269 On the button. 674 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:45,546 Appreciate that. 675 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:47,224 I'll be here until 676 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:49,701 that eon of mine decides to show his face again. 677 00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:51,270 Right. 678 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:57,630 Wife's convinced that killer's got him. 679 00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:01,500 Could be posting his baws from Arbroath as we speak. 680 00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,786 Aye. 681 00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:04,100 It doesn't compare 682 00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:06,547 to what he'll get when I get my hands on him. 683 00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:08,941 You look hellish. 684 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:11,626 You found yourself a woman yet? 685 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,030 Nah. 686 00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:14,864 That's a fucking empty existence you've got there, 687 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:15,827 is it no'? 688 00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:17,504 Sometimes. 689 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:22,981 Minute late, Porter. 690 00:35:23,060 --> 00:35:24,630 Not impressed. 691 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:26,429 Sorry, Mr. Henderson, I was, eh... 692 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,790 I was coming along the green there 693 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:30,704 and I was threatened by a bunch of, um... wasps. 694 00:35:38,740 --> 00:35:40,708 Get that shite off. 695 00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:45,744 Did, uh... 696 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:48,346 Wullie have a chat with you the other day? 697 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:52,141 Well, did he say anything about anything? 698 00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:53,631 Not that I can think of. 699 00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:57,982 Glad to hear it. 700 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,347 Up, down, up, down! 701 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:02,581 Are we a team? 702 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:03,707 Yes! 703 00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:05,430 - Let me hear ya! Are we a team? - Yes! 704 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:06,387 For fucks sakes. 705 00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:08,701 Two, three, four... 706 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:11,226 five, six, seven... 707 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,825 Everybody's looking. 708 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:15,187 This is the heart attack capital of Europe. 709 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,230 Look at the state of you! 710 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,717 You look like a depressed milkmaid. 711 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:19,581 What is this? 712 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:21,867 The "River Dance" branch? 713 00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:23,146 Update me. 714 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,430 The barber, Thomson, 715 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,264 he was a bit weird. 716 00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:28,581 I think we should have another shot at him. 717 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,821 What's his connection 718 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,061 to the other victims? 719 00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:33,984 I just think he's holding something back. 720 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,505 Spare me your woman's intuition. 721 00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:36,467 Go on. 722 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,190 Go and check on missing persons. 723 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:41,426 One, two, three! 724 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,104 Fuck off. 725 00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:44,067 Show me What you've got! 726 00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:45,141 Face the front! 727 00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:48,429 Tits and teeth! Teeth and tits! 728 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,389 One, two, three... 729 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:58,149 Hiya, Barney. 730 00:36:58,220 --> 00:37:00,870 Hey, Charlie. 731 00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:02,544 I'm doing my summer job tonight. 732 00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,702 They need two folk on it. 733 00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:06,305 Aye? 734 00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:07,586 Funny, ain't it? 735 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,264 Wullie wanting you out the window, 736 00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:11,388 you saying you wanted to kill him, 737 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,349 and him disappearing. 738 00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:15,302 What are you saying? 739 00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:17,542 - It's funny. - What's funny? 740 00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:20,226 You'll come tonight. 741 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:22,302 The fair's in town. 742 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:40,429 Roll up, roll up. All the fun of the fair. 743 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,583 Step right up. Tighten your seatbelts. 744 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,822 It's gonna be a bumpy ride. 745 00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:51,390 Try and look as if you're having a great time. 746 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:53,462 We're trying to attract punters here. 747 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:57,067 See, the thing is, I need to be chum med-up, 748 00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:59,541 otherwise, I look like one of the paedophiles. 749 00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:03,784 Do we no just look like two paedophiles? 750 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,009 Right enough. 751 00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:15,381 Remember, we Went to the circus last year? 752 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,383 I like fairgrounds. I hate circuses. 753 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,986 Clowns should be tortured. 754 00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:21,869 And as for mimes... 755 00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:23,863 I'd strangle the bastards. 756 00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:25,908 Uh, two hotdogs, with onions. 757 00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:27,823 Barneys paying- 758 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:37,220 Listen, Charlie, come here. 759 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:40,383 I was thinking... 760 00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:43,748 You see, all that talk the other day, up at yours, 761 00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:45,629 it was just talk. 762 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:48,067 I know. I know. I know! 763 00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:51,508 I helped you put that bag in your car. 764 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:53,870 What'? 765 00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:57,103 That was the last night Wullie was seen, was it no? 766 00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:59,148 Fuck off. W... 767 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:00,381 I didn't kill Wullie! 768 00:39:00,460 --> 00:39:01,985 No. No, I know that. 769 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:03,221 I'm just saying. 770 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,381 And a big Coke! 771 00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:06,269 Barneys paying- 772 00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:08,263 Aren't you, Barney? 773 00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:09,750 Fuck off! 774 00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:12,590 I don't even know why I fucking bother hanging about with you. 775 00:39:12,660 --> 00:39:14,185 Look at the state of you. 776 00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:16,388 Mental bastard. 777 00:39:21,780 --> 00:39:24,101 Shouldnae have said that. 778 00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,822 Aye. That's me away for the day, boys. 779 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,629 Moira's frantic about Wullie. 780 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,030 I'm taking her to the doctor's, 781 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:42,909 see if he can give her something to knock her out. 782 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:46,871 I'm gonnae kick his arse from here to fuckin' doomsday. 783 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:55,428 Maybe a wee online gambling habit 784 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,422 that got out of hand? 785 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,482 You think? 786 00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,549 I don't know. 787 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:04,790 You could be onto something there. 788 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,861 Right enough. 789 00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:08,386 Wullie's mad keen on the boxing. 790 00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,303 Enjoys the odd flutter. 791 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:14,505 Maybe somebody's after him... 792 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,503 Maybe he's taken to the hills. 793 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,105 You know... 794 00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,864 you may have hit on something... 795 00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:22,705 Gah. What's this about a free haircut? 796 00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:25,067 Mind. Ye said. 797 00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:27,541 We're about to close up. 798 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:29,065 Just get on with it. 799 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:38,109 Free haircut, eh? 800 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,301 Just said to him, last week, 801 00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:45,270 I thought he could maybe do with a wee trim. 802 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:46,670 Eh, Charlie? 803 00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:49,027 That's unusually generous of you, Barney. 804 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:51,426 I'll tell you what. 805 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,741 Uh, you head off. I'll lock up. 806 00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:56,551 Away and see your girlfriend, eh? 807 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,349 What the hell am I gonna do with this? 808 00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:03,627 Where's Wullie on his holidays? 809 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,828 Could be, Charlie, could be. 810 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:07,345 Is that why you needed my help 811 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:09,309 with that stuff on Wednesday? 812 00:41:10,660 --> 00:41:13,106 Cannot think what you're on about. 813 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,989 Uh, away ye go, Chris. 814 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,744 I thought my hands might get burnt 815 00:41:16,820 --> 00:41:17,946 by they chemicals, 816 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:19,943 but they're fine! 817 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,591 What chemicals? 818 00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:25,626 Well... 819 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:27,907 Wullie and I did the tidy-up, 820 00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:29,390 and I took the rubbish out. 821 00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,870 Charlie helped me, 822 00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:33,227 but there... there was chemicals. 823 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:35,189 I thought you were leaving. 824 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,989 You couldnae lift it by yourself, eh, Barney! 825 00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:38,425 It was massive. Massive! 826 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:43,188 Just shut up, Charlie! Look, just let me do your hair. 827 00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:44,147 That's him done. 828 00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:45,710 No, no, look... 829 00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:47,669 He's done. 830 00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:54,427 Another time, Charlie, eh? 831 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:02,669 Thanks very much. 832 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,264 You mind the roads now. 833 00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:24,901 So What was in this "massive bag" 834 00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:27,586 that took two of you's to lift? 835 00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:29,469 Cut a lot of heavy hair on Wednesday? 836 00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:32,510 Well, it seemed like it. 837 00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:34,582 Did you kill Wullie? 838 00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:38,627 What? 839 00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:48,626 You killed Wullie. 840 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:50,702 Didn't you? 841 00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:56,590 It was an accident. 842 00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,708 You are so fucked. 843 00:42:58,780 --> 00:43:00,305 No, no, no, no. 844 00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:01,590 I'm not bloody well taking this 845 00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:03,230 off the likes of you anyway. 846 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:04,461 You're come swanning in here every morning, 847 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,541 half an hour late, 848 00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:07,145 then you spend the rest of the day 849 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:09,109 on that phone with some stupid wee lassie. 850 00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:11,023 I-lave ye ever thought who pays for these phone calls? 851 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:11,987 Have ye? Eh? 852 00:43:12,060 --> 00:43:12,982 No. 853 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,186 You make me bloody sick. 854 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,345 And it was an accident. 855 00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:24,270 Bastard! 856 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,746 Now, there was a couple of ways this could go. 857 00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:28,106 Talking Chris out of smashing my head in 858 00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:30,945 at this point seemed unlikely. 859 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,749 But fate stepped in once more 860 00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:34,185 and booted me right in the bails. 861 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:39,181 ...and there's the bell! 862 00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:40,546 But no one hears it. 863 00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:43,385 He turns away. He seems doubtful, muddled... 864 00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:48,627 It's all over... 865 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,190 Chris? 866 00:43:56,860 --> 00:44:00,581 Oh, fuck, not again. 867 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:49,589 Mum! 868 00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:52,389 Mum, wh-where are you going? 869 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:54,383 I told you, my trip with the girls! 870 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:55,427 They'll pick you up from anywhere 871 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:57,264 if you give them advance Warning. 872 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,720 Two days of indulgent bliss. 873 00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:01,140 I cannot wait. 874 00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:02,346 I need your help. 875 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:06,141 Talk to me through the door. 876 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:07,426 Okay. 877 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:11,863 Well... 878 00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:15,467 there's been another... wee accident. 879 00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:16,905 What? Hey? 880 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:21,465 Speak up! I cannae hear you! 881 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:22,826 What are you saying? 882 00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:26,187 I cannae hear you! 883 00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:29,230 Is this the queue? 884 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:33,102 It's the ladies. 885 00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:40,383 All right, Mr. Thomson? 886 00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:42,349 H-How did you... 887 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:44,900 We followed you. 888 00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:46,505 Just as well we turned up when we did. 889 00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:48,389 Aye? 890 00:45:48,460 --> 00:45:49,985 Yeah, well, you was driving away 891 00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:52,028 when we was coming round the corner. 892 00:45:53,060 --> 00:45:54,027 Oh, really. 893 00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,147 It's funny how that... 894 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:56,381 I need to ask you a few more questions 895 00:45:56,460 --> 00:45:58,906 about Mr. Henderson. 896 00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:00,141 Now, What can you tell me 897 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:02,143 about associates he might have. 898 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,710 He was a gambler. 899 00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:08,782 He-he was a gambler. 900 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,385 That's right, yeah. 901 00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:12,622 You know, he was always going tae boxing matches 902 00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:13,701 and casinos, 903 00:46:13,780 --> 00:46:17,421 and that... that kind of thing. 904 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,868 You know, he actually owed 905 00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:23,625 quite a lot of money. 906 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,987 Come tae think of it, 907 00:46:26,060 --> 00:46:29,826 he was in a bit of trouble. 908 00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:36,582 Are you going on your holidays? 909 00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:40,945 Oh, no, no, that's my mum's. 910 00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:41,907 There's a coach trip. 911 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,217 I'm just here to make sure she gets off safely. 912 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,142 Mum? 913 00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:50,670 Anyway, you got to look out for your mum, eh'? 914 00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:51,627 Yeah. 915 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:52,742 She'd do anything for me. 916 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:55,782 Anything at all. 917 00:46:58,220 --> 00:47:00,109 Hi, Mum. 918 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,542 I'd give it a couple of minutes. 919 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,825 Thanks very much. 920 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:10,740 Ooh, ooh, pull back there, Neddy. 921 00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:13,107 Now, do you know 922 00:47:13,180 --> 00:47:14,750 if Mr. Henderson had any dealings 923 00:47:14,820 --> 00:47:17,061 with a Stephen Murphy, 924 00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:18,027 John Murter, 925 00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:19,829 Richard Colquhoun, 926 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:22,824 or a Robert Dodds? 927 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:25,346 Wait a minute, that's they murdered folk. 928 00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:27,661 I had absolutely fuck all to do with that. 929 00:47:27,740 --> 00:47:29,026 This is harassment! 930 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:30,386 I had absolutely nothing to do with that, 931 00:47:30,460 --> 00:47:32,701 and there's nothing you can say to prove otherwise. 932 00:47:34,140 --> 00:47:35,744 Mum! Mum! 933 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,471 Mum! Mum, you okay? 934 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:40,782 You all right? 935 00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:42,783 Come and have a seat. 936 00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:44,747 Have a seat. 937 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:45,742 Come here. 938 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:47,782 There we are. 939 00:47:51,380 --> 00:47:52,506 Are you okay? 940 00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:54,105 Mum... 941 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,826 We can help you take her 942 00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:58,186 up to the hospital if you like. 943 00:47:58,260 --> 00:47:59,670 No, she's fine. 944 00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:01,230 Best leave us to it, eh'? 945 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:03,029 She doesn't look fine. 946 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:04,067 Well, it happens all the time! 947 00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:05,710 Just... 948 00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:07,623 I'm better on my own. 949 00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:10,350 You come down to the station 950 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:13,390 and make a list of all Mr. Henderson's known associates 951 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:15,064 over the past six months. 952 00:48:15,140 --> 00:48:17,381 And I want an account 953 00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:20,703 of your whereabouts for the last week. 954 00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:23,027 Okay. 955 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:28,027 Mum, you okay? 956 00:48:30,580 --> 00:48:31,945 Christ. 957 00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:35,224 Mum, do you want an ambulance? 958 00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:37,189 Just get my fucking case. 959 00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:41,026 But, Mum, see, these others, it wasnae me. 960 00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:43,262 It had nothing to do with me. 961 00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:45,786 You need to believe me. 962 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:55,743 Oh, God. 963 00:49:00,780 --> 00:49:02,225 Oh! I'm here. 964 00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:03,187 Oh, God. 965 00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:05,024 Here, guess who's coming'? 966 00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:07,990 Aye, just for a wee bit of discovery, eh? 967 00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:19,382 I didn't win a fucking thing that night. 968 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,662 Mum! Mummy! 969 00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:24,981 Mum! It Wasn't me. 970 00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:27,142 The others they were talking about, 971 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:28,107 I had nothing to do with that. 972 00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:31,309 Fuck off. 973 00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:33,189 Mum, it wasnae me! 974 00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:35,228 Mum! 975 00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:45,589 Well, I know someday it may be soon. 976 00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:48,230 That master will call. 977 00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:50,462 And when he does I tell you something. 978 00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:52,429 I won't cry at all. 979 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:54,025 Until it happens, folks. 980 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,750 I guess I'll sail with the tide. 981 00:49:55,820 --> 00:49:56,707 And I know... 982 00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:05,870 Mrs. Gaffney! 983 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:08,227 Is it? 984 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:09,717 Have you been here since the party? 985 00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:13,305 Come on, I'll take you back. 986 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:15,906 I'll just go to the toilet first, son. 987 00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:17,982 No, no, no, no! 988 00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:20,790 Whoa, whoa, whoa, new... 989 00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:22,669 I-I I'll see you. 990 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:27,109 I think your pal's ready for his bed. 991 00:50:27,180 --> 00:50:29,387 That's right, there you are. 992 00:50:38,420 --> 00:50:40,582 Fuck me. 993 00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:13,107 Sorry, Chris. 994 00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:08,309 What the fuck? 995 00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:30,669 Oh, fucking hell. 996 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:33,784 Oh, Mummy. 997 00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:47,942 Montrose. 998 00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:58,661 Pitlochry. 999 00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:04,141 Arbroath. 1000 00:53:09,940 --> 00:53:11,704 Fuck. 1001 00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:00,825 What do you want? 1002 00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:04,108 "Mature woman looking for unbridled passion?" 1003 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:11,622 Do you mind saying that again in English, sir? 1004 00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:14,350 I can't understand a word you're saying. 1005 00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:16,627 Yeah, I realize you're Scottish. 1006 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,030 I know I'm up here. 1007 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,706 Why are you here? 1008 00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:21,941 Thomson told us 1009 00:54:22,020 --> 00:54:23,829 Henderson had a gambling problem, 1010 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:24,901 and he was in a lot of debt. 1011 00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:26,220 Now, I've just spoken to six bookies 1012 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,745 from the local area, 1013 00:54:27,820 --> 00:54:29,629 and not one of them has said that Henderson bothered him. 1014 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,021 So, that means Thomson's lying, right? 1015 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:35,343 He's turning shitting himself into an art form. 1016 00:54:35,420 --> 00:54:36,342 Yeah, well, I'd shit myself 1017 00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:37,342 if every time I turned round, 1018 00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:39,070 I saw your fucking big Cockney face 1019 00:54:39,140 --> 00:54:40,107 staring back at me. 1020 00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:44,390 Just-forget Barney Thomson! 1021 00:54:44,460 --> 00:54:46,303 This is not a barber-based crime! 1022 00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:47,984 And give me the phone. 1023 00:54:48,060 --> 00:54:49,983 Get out there and check on the missing persons 1024 00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:51,789 like I ordered you to! 1025 00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:54,827 Give me my phone back. 1026 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:55,787 I need it. 1027 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:58,909 You've got your own phone. 1028 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:02,667 I need two. 1029 00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,827 Sir! 1030 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:15,584 We've just had a report in, 1031 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:17,424 another missing person. 1032 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,025 Fuck 'em. 1033 00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:20,943 Sir, it's one of the other barbers. 1034 00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:23,307 From that same barbershop. 1035 00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:26,384 That guy called Porter. 1036 00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:27,985 Well. 1037 00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:33,941 Have you mentioned this to Strap-One-On Robertson? 1038 00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:37,627 I was just about to tell her, sir. 1039 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:39,509 Good. 1040 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:41,503 Right, son, 1041 00:55:41,580 --> 00:55:46,029 let's go and interview the demon barber of Bridgeton. 1042 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:39,390 The next train to depart from the rear of Platform 5 1043 00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:44,022 will be the 17:12 first rail service to Girvan 1044 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:46,944 calling at Barrhead. Dunlop. 1045 00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:50,183 Stewarlon. Kilmaurs. Kilmamock. 1046 00:56:50,260 --> 00:56:52,706 Troon, Prestwick International Airport. .. 1047 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,423 No. No sign. 1048 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,821 Well, he's probably up in Arbroath, 1049 00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:13,303 posting Porter's balls to his auntie. 1050 00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:16,623 Let's check out Porter's flat. 1051 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:17,940 Come on. 1052 00:57:56,300 --> 00:57:57,426 Right. 1053 00:58:03,740 --> 00:58:05,105 Right. 1054 00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:10,662 I had no idea, officer. 1055 00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:13,710 I'm absolutely stunned. 1056 00:58:13,780 --> 00:58:15,020 Mind you, 1057 00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:19,150 the dark side of Chris was never too far away. 1058 00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:20,585 He was always, um, 1059 00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:22,310 flipping his razor out, 1060 00:58:22,380 --> 00:58:23,381 rubbing his self up and down 1061 00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:24,746 against the back of the barber's chair, 1062 00:58:24,820 --> 00:58:27,187 you know, that kind of... that kind of thing. 1063 00:58:27,260 --> 00:58:29,627 You know, if you ask me, 1064 00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:33,910 I think his childhood had a part in all of this. 1065 00:58:33,980 --> 00:58:35,948 You know that his mother used to, uh, 1066 00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:37,624 lock him in the bunker, 1067 00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:39,350 throw in a boiled egg now and again. 1068 00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:40,467 Get him out, 1069 00:58:40,540 --> 00:58:41,701 dress him up in one of her nighties, 1070 00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:45,990 and get him to dance for his Uncle Gerald. 1071 00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:47,300 Now... 1072 00:58:47,380 --> 00:58:49,303 does that sound normal to you? 1073 00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:56,061 I have no idea where he could be. 1074 00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:59,861 I mean, there was a friend in Lewisham, 1075 00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:03,149 but, uh, Why would he go there? 1076 00:59:03,220 --> 00:59:06,190 Right. The freezer. 1077 00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:20,751 What the fuck? 1078 00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:28,984 You're that copper off the telly! 1079 00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:30,425 You're Taggart. 1080 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,070 You're off The Bill? 1081 00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:33,027 You're a loser. 1082 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:33,987 Oi, Taggart! 1083 00:59:34,060 --> 00:59:35,983 Has there been a murder? 1084 00:59:36,060 --> 00:59:37,983 My ma thinks you're shite, Taggart. 1085 00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:41,628 Fuck off! 1086 00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:43,464 He killed them, 1087 00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:45,986 then he put them in the bin. 1088 00:59:46,060 --> 00:59:48,630 He put them in the bin, because... 1089 00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:51,544 he was... 1090 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:53,384 awfully tidy. 1091 00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:57,904 Ah, fuck. 1092 00:59:57,980 --> 01:00:00,301 Fucking little sweaty socks. 1093 01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:06,184 He fuckin' boiled them. 1094 01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:09,742 He out them up and he fuckin' boiled them. 1095 01:00:30,940 --> 01:00:31,907 You don't think we should check with Robertson 1096 01:00:31,980 --> 01:00:34,267 about a warrant, sir? 1097 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:37,549 Radio reception round here is shocking. 1098 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:56,781 What are you doing in there, ya dirty wee bastard? 1099 01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:57,782 What? 1100 01:00:57,860 --> 01:00:58,861 Yer at it, aren't ye? 1101 01:00:58,940 --> 01:01:01,386 With one of yer dirty wee lassies. 1102 01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:02,347 Where is she? 1103 01:01:02,420 --> 01:01:04,309 Ya dirty, dirty wee bastard. 1104 01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:05,506 What the fuck'? 1105 01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:08,060 Ya dirty, dirty wee bastard. 1106 01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:09,301 Are ya doin' it right now? 1107 01:01:09,380 --> 01:01:11,223 Show me, show me. 1108 01:01:13,260 --> 01:01:15,103 Do ye want to watch? 1109 01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:17,467 'Cause we're doin' it right now. 1110 01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:19,190 Come, come closer and see. 1111 01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:20,750 Oh, aye? 1112 01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:29,548 Sir? 1113 01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:34,267 The fuck? 1114 01:01:34,340 --> 01:01:35,910 What is that? 1115 01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:44,908 Oh, I think we've hit the jackpot here. 1116 01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:49,189 That's handy. 1117 01:02:01,340 --> 01:02:04,184 You dirty, dirty bastard. 1118 01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:07,981 Fuck you, Robertson. 1119 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:15,661 I will have your arse for disobeying orders! 1120 01:02:15,740 --> 01:02:17,026 We couldn't reach you. 1121 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:19,102 We thought maybe you'd gone deep cover. 1122 01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:20,944 In a boys' school's shower. 1123 01:02:21,020 --> 01:02:22,260 Don't you fucking start... 1124 01:02:22,340 --> 01:02:23,227 Look! 1125 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:24,301 There's a piece of each victims, 1126 01:02:24,380 --> 01:02:25,670 some represented more than others. 1127 01:02:25,740 --> 01:02:27,310 There's also a receipt for a train ticket... 1128 01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:28,790 Glasgow to London. 1129 01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:30,703 Filed a report yet? Hey? Hey? 1130 01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:32,066 Well, I'll take it from here. 1131 01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:33,904 As of now, off you fuck. 1132 01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:36,507 Nae Wullie. 1133 01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:38,708 Now nae Chris. 1134 01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:42,182 Well, Chris likes a Friday night. 1135 01:02:42,260 --> 01:02:45,389 Probably lying in his own piss somewhere. 1136 01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:47,747 It's the middle of the week. 1137 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:52,782 Barney Thomson? 1138 01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:56,785 We need to contact him very urgently, 1139 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,784 so, you know, if you could... 1140 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:02,540 He rubbed his self up against the back of the barber chair. 1141 01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:05,426 And he had a cousin 1142 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,070 in Lewisham, 1143 01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:08,221 in London. 1144 01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:10,587 So, what was your last contact with him'? 1145 01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:15,228 Just normal, you know. 1146 01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:16,984 He left. 1147 01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:19,427 I tidied up, 1148 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,787 and everything was just... 1149 01:03:21,860 --> 01:03:23,350 perfectly normal. 1150 01:03:24,540 --> 01:03:26,622 Yeah. Okay. 1151 01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:28,429 That's fine, Mr. Thomson. 1152 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,387 So if you could, uh, 1153 01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:31,940 send in Mr. Henderson, please. 1154 01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:33,829 Okay. 1155 01:03:37,900 --> 01:03:40,550 Shoo. Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo! 1156 01:03:40,620 --> 01:03:41,507 Go! Well, don't. 1157 01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:42,547 Just, fuck off! 1158 01:03:42,620 --> 01:03:43,507 Fuck off, dog! 1159 01:03:43,580 --> 01:03:44,820 Don't... Get fucked. 1160 01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,425 Just beat it. 1161 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:47,467 Fuckin'... 1162 01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:51,746 Well... 1163 01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:54,300 So, that's that, then. 1164 01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:55,302 My laddie's deid. 1165 01:03:57,860 --> 01:04:00,181 I'm afraid so, Mr. Henderson. 1166 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:04,110 If you'd like to accompany us to the station, 1167 01:04:04,180 --> 01:04:06,706 we can fill you in on the details that we have 1168 01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:08,544 up to this point. 1169 01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:09,951 Nah, you're all right. 1170 01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:14,385 I've got a couple of regulars coming in an hour. 1171 01:04:14,460 --> 01:04:17,430 Life must go on, eh? 1172 01:04:21,580 --> 01:04:23,264 Bye, girls! 1173 01:04:23,340 --> 01:04:24,910 See you's at the bingo! 1174 01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:26,823 Don't do anything I Wouldn't do. 1175 01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:31,510 I know what you've fucking done! 1176 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:33,503 Less of the language. 1177 01:04:34,860 --> 01:04:37,306 Know what? 1178 01:04:37,380 --> 01:04:39,428 I've been in your flat. 1179 01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:42,026 What the hell were you doing in my flat? 1180 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:44,262 There's been another accident. 1181 01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:45,387 Oh, God. 1182 01:04:45,460 --> 01:04:47,189 Who is it this time? 1183 01:04:47,260 --> 01:04:49,103 - Chris. - Chris? Chris who? 1184 01:04:49,180 --> 01:04:50,181 The other fucking barber! 1185 01:04:50,260 --> 01:04:52,706 Ooh, well done. 1186 01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:54,589 I've been in your freezer. 1187 01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:56,822 You're that body parts killer. 1188 01:04:56,900 --> 01:04:58,709 I know. 1189 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:01,869 What have you got in there? 1190 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:04,102 Your pals. 1191 01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:08,109 Get in the fucking car. 1192 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:13,068 What the hell are you playing at? 1193 01:05:13,140 --> 01:05:14,630 Eh? 1194 01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:16,862 Have you been driving around With... 1195 01:05:16,940 --> 01:05:18,465 You cannae keep them in the car! 1196 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:19,746 Are you mental? 1197 01:05:19,820 --> 01:05:22,390 Look, I wanted to plant them in Chris's flat 1198 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:24,428 and make it look like he was the killer, 1199 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,104 but he's got a wee freezer. 1200 01:05:26,180 --> 01:05:27,545 What'? 1201 01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:29,588 His freezer's too wee! 1202 01:05:30,980 --> 01:05:33,301 His freezer's too fuckin' wee! 1203 01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:36,702 Would you just listen to yourself? 1204 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:43,429 I never saw the fuckin' point of you. 1205 01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:51,224 Chris Porter, last seen by Barney Thomson 1206 01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:52,347 on Monday evening 1207 01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:54,104 when he left Henderson's barbershop. 1208 01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:55,625 His girlfriend reported him missing 1209 01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:57,270 the following afternoon. 1210 01:05:57,340 --> 01:05:59,820 Under my instruction, 1211 01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:02,983 DI Holdall and DS MacPherson were sent on a routine check 1212 01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,585 to the individual's flat, 1213 01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:06,742 where they found several body parts, 1214 01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:07,787 which I believe to be connected 1215 01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:09,783 to the serial killer's victims. 1216 01:06:09,860 --> 01:06:11,350 We're just waiting on pathology 1217 01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:12,307 for confirmation. 1218 01:06:12,380 --> 01:06:13,825 We also discovered a receipt 1219 01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:16,346 for a train ticket to London the previous day. 1220 01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:19,867 Anything to add, 127? 1221 01:06:19,940 --> 01:06:21,110 It's too clean, sir. 1222 01:06:21,180 --> 01:06:23,945 It's like the evidence was laid on for us. 1223 01:06:24,020 --> 01:06:26,910 Now, there are follow-ups I'd like to instigate 1224 01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:28,220 before we go public. 1225 01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:30,029 Barney Thomson? 1226 01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:31,670 You're obsessed. 1227 01:06:31,740 --> 01:06:33,629 I talked to the man yesterday. 1228 01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:35,828 You know where he was when Henderson went missing? 1229 01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:37,868 The bingo. 1230 01:06:37,940 --> 01:06:40,420 Does that sound like a crazed serial killer to you'? 1231 01:06:42,180 --> 01:06:44,069 Ah, Jenkins. 1232 01:06:44,140 --> 01:06:46,461 I've just completed the pathology report, sir. 1233 01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:48,144 You have the floor. 1234 01:06:48,220 --> 01:06:50,700 It couldn't have been Porter who chopped up those bodies. 1235 01:06:50,780 --> 01:06:53,545 It's normal for there to be skin cells present 1236 01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:55,622 on anything we touch, 1237 01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:59,705 but with the vigorous chop-chop-chopping, 1238 01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,623 those would have been enhanced. 1239 01:07:01,700 --> 01:07:05,625 These skin cells determine the age of the assailant. 1240 01:07:05,700 --> 01:07:08,226 I'd state in a court of law 1241 01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:13,431 that this was done by someone in their late 60s, early 70s. 1242 01:07:17,060 --> 01:07:18,744 Well, I'll be fucked. 1243 01:07:20,820 --> 01:07:22,822 So Porter's got an accomplice. 1244 01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:25,221 Exactly so, 119. 1245 01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:29,669 And it isn't Thomson, 127. 1246 01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:31,026 Right, 1247 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:33,262 you will now interview every old lag in Glasgow. 1248 01:07:33,340 --> 01:07:35,422 Every last one. 1249 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,150 You go near Thomson again, 1250 01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,984 I'll put you on traffic. 1251 01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:41,904 Get out there and find Porter's accomplice. 1252 01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:49,470 Why did you do it? 1253 01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:50,666 I don't know. 1254 01:07:50,740 --> 01:07:52,105 You do it once, 1255 01:07:52,180 --> 01:07:55,024 you sort of get the bug for it. 1256 01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:57,262 I can't explain, it's like... 1257 01:07:57,340 --> 01:07:59,183 you know you shouldn't, 1258 01:07:59,260 --> 01:08:01,706 and that's part of the kick, you know? 1259 01:08:01,780 --> 01:08:03,145 Going on dates, 1260 01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:04,984 you never knew What you were going to get. 1261 01:08:05,060 --> 01:08:06,710 Fuckin' hell. 1262 01:08:06,780 --> 01:08:08,703 Well, What do you want me to say? 1263 01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:10,669 "Sorry?" 1264 01:08:10,740 --> 01:08:12,310 It's Noe as if I'm entirely without compassion. 1265 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:15,384 I sent the relatives something to remember them by. 1266 01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:17,508 What, an arse? 1267 01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:19,628 Get off my back. 1268 01:08:25,940 --> 01:08:26,827 Did you kill Dad? 1269 01:08:28,260 --> 01:08:30,627 You told me he fucked off to Australia. 1270 01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:32,464 I kept asking you why, 1271 01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:33,905 and you couldnae give me a straight answer. 1272 01:08:33,980 --> 01:08:36,267 You couldnae because you fucking killed him. 1273 01:08:36,340 --> 01:08:38,308 Shite. 1274 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:39,541 I never told you 1275 01:08:39,620 --> 01:08:42,021 because I knew you couldnae handle the truth. 1276 01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:44,467 So, What's the truth? 1277 01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:47,271 He moved to Harthill and opened a tobacconists. 1278 01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:50,707 Harthill's only five fucking miles away! 1279 01:08:50,780 --> 01:08:52,589 See? I knew you'd be like this. 1280 01:08:52,660 --> 01:08:53,950 Well, why didn't he keep in touch? 1281 01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,624 Maybe he was just like everybody else. 1282 01:08:55,700 --> 01:08:58,670 Maybe he couldn't be fucking bothered with you either. 1283 01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:05,621 Know why? 1284 01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:08,909 'Cause he wasn't your dad. 1285 01:09:08,980 --> 01:09:10,823 What do you mean he wasnae my dad? 1286 01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:11,901 Him. 1287 01:09:11,980 --> 01:09:13,948 That wee prick. He wasnae your dad. 1288 01:09:14,020 --> 01:09:15,110 What's the matter with you? 1289 01:09:15,180 --> 01:09:17,148 Well, who-who was my dad? 1290 01:09:17,220 --> 01:09:18,984 "Who was my dad?" 1291 01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:20,789 Who's my dad? 1292 01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:22,225 - I don't bloody know. - How no? 1293 01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:24,143 - "How no?" - How fucking no? 1294 01:09:24,220 --> 01:09:25,426 I was a very busy lady back then! 1295 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:27,030 I didn't know any of the punters' names! 1296 01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:28,181 I didn't want to know! 1297 01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:33,146 Punters? 1298 01:09:33,220 --> 01:09:34,460 As long as they paid up front, I didn't care. 1299 01:09:34,540 --> 01:09:36,110 I just pointed them round the back, 1300 01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:38,228 that way you don't have to look at their fucking ugly faces. 1301 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,267 I had the Women's Realm 1302 01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:40,501 spread out on the chest of drawers, 1303 01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:41,910 I'd be flicking through that all day. 1304 01:09:41,980 --> 01:09:43,664 That's what got you through. Vermin, the lot of them. 1305 01:09:43,740 --> 01:09:45,549 Don't you look at me like that. 1306 01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:46,950 You do anything to get by. 1307 01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:49,421 Your granny, she had a place above the butcher shop 1308 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:51,184 on London Road. 1309 01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:53,183 It's one of the nail salons now. 1310 01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:55,501 - Granny Beattie? - Aye. 1311 01:09:55,580 --> 01:09:56,627 Think what she had to do 1312 01:09:56,700 --> 01:09:58,748 to keep you in fucking Dolly Mixture. 1313 01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:01,061 - Aw, Christ... - What? That's life. 1314 01:10:01,140 --> 01:10:02,027 Is it fuck! 1315 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:03,226 Oh, you would know, would you? 1316 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,109 You, what, all the living you've been doing. 1317 01:10:05,180 --> 01:10:06,067 Look at you. 1318 01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:06,982 Fucks sake. 1319 01:10:07,060 --> 01:10:08,630 I thought I'd been careful. 1320 01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:11,465 And one day, of course, the inevitable happens, 1321 01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,427 and here we are. 1322 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:15,230 Total fucking disaster. 1323 01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,541 I kept meaning to tell you. 1324 01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:20,590 You kept fucking meaning to tell me, did you? 1325 01:10:20,660 --> 01:10:22,901 You kept meaning to tell me? 1326 01:10:22,980 --> 01:10:24,744 This is shite! 1327 01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:26,026 Absolute fucking shite! 1328 01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:28,262 You don't give a fuck about anything, dae you? 1329 01:10:28,340 --> 01:10:30,024 It's all a fucking laugh to you. 1330 01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:32,706 This is my fucking life here! 1331 01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:34,987 This is shite. 1332 01:10:35,060 --> 01:10:37,904 This is fuckin' shite. 1333 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:47,866 Get up. 1334 01:10:50,660 --> 01:10:52,070 Get up. 1335 01:10:52,140 --> 01:10:54,746 Will ya get up! 1336 01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:55,787 Look at you, 1337 01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:57,464 a big bubbly bairn! 1338 01:10:57,540 --> 01:10:58,985 You make me sick. 1339 01:10:59,060 --> 01:11:01,710 Be a man for once, will ya! 1340 01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:03,544 "Oh, Mummy!" 1341 01:11:03,620 --> 01:11:05,543 "Oh, Mummy, me want pudding!" 1342 01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:07,224 "Mummy!" 1343 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:08,222 Stop... 1344 01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:09,222 "What 'bout me!" 1345 01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:12,224 "Me want Beezer! Me want Dandy!" 1346 01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:13,301 "Me want cuddles!" 1347 01:11:13,380 --> 01:11:15,064 "Me want cuddles, Mummy!" 1348 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:17,108 "Mummy, where's Daddy?" 1349 01:11:17,180 --> 01:11:18,067 "Mummy! Mummy!" 1350 01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:20,790 "Mummy, I shat myself, Mummy! 1351 01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:22,069 Mummy, I shat myself, Mummy!" 1352 01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:25,504 "It's sticky, Mummy!" 1353 01:11:25,580 --> 01:11:27,105 "Me sticky!" 1354 01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:29,501 "I love you, Mummy, I love you, Mummy! 1355 01:11:29,580 --> 01:11:31,309 I love you, Mummy." 1356 01:11:31,380 --> 01:11:33,144 "I love you, Mummy!" 1357 01:11:33,220 --> 01:11:34,107 "I love you, Mummy!" 1358 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:36,865 "I love you, Mummy, I love you!" 1359 01:11:45,980 --> 01:11:48,267 Mum? 1360 01:11:56,580 --> 01:11:57,911 Oh, Mummy... 1361 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:00,431 Mum... 1362 01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:31,743 I feel so bad I've got a worried mind. 1363 01:12:31,820 --> 01:12:35,790 I'm so lonesome all the time. 1364 01:12:35,860 --> 01:12:39,342 Since I left my baby behind. 1365 01:12:39,420 --> 01:12:42,908 On Blue Bayou. 1366 01:12:44,180 --> 01:12:46,182 Saving nickels. 1367 01:12:46,260 --> 01:12:48,262 Saving dimes. 1368 01:12:48,340 --> 01:12:51,867 Working till the sun don't shine. 1369 01:12:51,940 --> 01:12:55,706 Looking forward to happier times. 1370 01:12:55,780 --> 01:12:59,387 On Blue Bayou. 1371 01:12:59,460 --> 01:13:03,350 I'm going back someday come what may. 1372 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:07,266 To Blue Bayou. 1373 01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:12,028 Where you sleep all day and the catfish play. 1374 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:14,910 On Blue Bayou. 1375 01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:16,982 All those fishing boats. 1376 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:19,028 With their sails afloat. 1377 01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:22,900 If I could only see. 1378 01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:27,030 That familiar sunrise through sleepy eyes. 1379 01:13:27,100 --> 01:13:29,262 How happy I'd be... 1380 01:13:29,340 --> 01:13:33,106 Where the fuck are the boats? 1381 01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:35,862 Fuck it. 1382 01:13:37,860 --> 01:13:39,908 And to be with some of my friends. 1383 01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:42,745 Maybe I'd be happy then. 1384 01:13:42,820 --> 01:13:46,586 On Blue Bayou. 1385 01:13:46,660 --> 01:13:51,222 I'm going back someday gonna stay. 1386 01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:55,225 On Blue Bayou. 1387 01:13:55,300 --> 01:13:57,268 Where the folks are fine. 1388 01:13:57,340 --> 01:13:59,342 And the world is mine. 1389 01:13:59,420 --> 01:14:03,027 On Blue Bayou. 1390 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:04,989 And that girl of mine. 1391 01:14:05,060 --> 01:14:07,142 By my side. 1392 01:14:07,220 --> 01:14:10,303 The silver moon and the evening tide. 1393 01:14:10,380 --> 01:14:12,542 Oh, some sweet day. 1394 01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:18,548 Gonna take away this hurtin' inside. 1395 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:22,466 I'll never be blue my dreams come true. 1396 01:14:22,540 --> 01:14:27,148 On Blue Bayou... 1397 01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:29,785 Fuck! 1398 01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:36,344 Oh, fuck. 1399 01:14:37,420 --> 01:14:39,343 Oh, fuck. 1400 01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:43,262 Oh, fuck it. 1401 01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:55,068 Is that you taking your wee boy to school? 1402 01:14:57,380 --> 01:14:59,542 See he's out of the shops, then. 1403 01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:02,390 You Watch yourself, MacPherson. 1404 01:15:02,460 --> 01:15:04,269 She's spent the last 40 years 1405 01:15:04,340 --> 01:15:06,661 cutting up balls as Glasgow's biggest killer. 1406 01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:11,263 - Where's Dodie? - Deid. 1407 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:12,227 “Deed”? 1408 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,223 - Did what? - Deid. 1409 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,506 My Dodie. 1410 01:15:15,580 --> 01:15:17,582 Oh. Dodie died. 1411 01:15:17,660 --> 01:15:20,345 Fuck. 1412 01:15:20,420 --> 01:15:22,582 Forget that, MacPherson. 1413 01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:24,424 Chris Porter, 1414 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:27,982 wanted for at least six murders in the greater Glasgow area. 1415 01:15:28,060 --> 01:15:30,062 He had an accomplice, 1416 01:15:30,140 --> 01:15:32,268 somebody a bit... older. 1417 01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:33,990 You think my Dodie had something to do with this? 1418 01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:35,983 - Well... - Fuck off. 1419 01:15:37,340 --> 01:15:39,820 Dodie never did a favour for anybody in his life. 1420 01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:43,950 The only murdering he did was for himself and the family. 1421 01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:49,783 He'd do anything for his family. 1422 01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:52,306 You've got to look out for your Mum, eh? 1423 01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:53,350 She'd do anything for me. 1424 01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,184 Anything at all. 1425 01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:00,030 Listen, sir, are you sure about this? 1426 01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:02,307 Look, the pathologist didn't say the gender, 1427 01:16:02,380 --> 01:16:03,302 just the age. 1428 01:16:03,380 --> 01:16:04,710 He kills them, 1429 01:16:04,780 --> 01:16:07,510 she takes the body parts on her coach trips. 1430 01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:09,821 Pitlochry, Fraserburgh, Montrose, Arbroath. 1431 01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:11,230 All the prize bingo, 1432 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:14,622 and Fuck-Me-Quick places these old biddies flock to. 1433 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:16,782 Now, that's where she posts them from, 1434 01:16:16,860 --> 01:16:18,385 you know, giving the perfect alibi 1435 01:16:18,460 --> 01:16:19,905 to her beloved son. 1436 01:16:19,980 --> 01:16:21,027 Tell you what, 1437 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:23,307 let's pump this old bag full of biscuits 1438 01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:26,623 and make her fucking squeal. 1439 01:16:28,060 --> 01:16:32,509 And danced without a net upon the wire. 1440 01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:38,462 I know a lot about her 'cause. You see. 1441 01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:44,422 Baby is an awful lot like me. 1442 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:49,222 We don't cry out loud. 1443 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:52,747 Keep it inside. 1444 01:16:52,820 --> 01:16:56,427 Learn how to hide your feelings. 1445 01:16:56,500 --> 01:17:00,949 Fly high and proud. 1446 01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:04,024 And if you should fall. 1447 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:10,267 Remember you almost had it all. 1448 01:17:13,780 --> 01:17:17,626 Baby saw that when they pulled that big top down... 1449 01:17:19,580 --> 01:17:24,905 They left behind her dreams among the fitter. 1450 01:17:24,980 --> 01:17:26,709 And the different kind of love. 1451 01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:30,341 She thought she'd found. 1452 01:17:30,420 --> 01:17:35,187 Was nothing more than sawdust and some glitter... 1453 01:17:39,100 --> 01:17:40,147 God bless. 1454 01:17:40,220 --> 01:17:41,551 Thanks for coming. 1455 01:17:43,140 --> 01:17:44,665 God bless, darling. 1456 01:17:44,740 --> 01:17:46,105 Thanks for coming. 1457 01:17:47,380 --> 01:17:48,870 I hear they found Wullie all chopped up. 1458 01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:50,226 What? 1459 01:17:50,300 --> 01:17:52,667 Are you coming to the fair tonight? 1460 01:17:52,740 --> 01:17:54,663 I'm burying my mother. 1461 01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:57,505 I don't have time tae mess about with the fucking likes of you. 1462 01:17:57,580 --> 01:17:59,344 I'm run off my feet at work with the two of them dead, 1463 01:17:59,420 --> 01:18:01,787 so why don't you just fuck off! 1464 01:18:01,860 --> 01:18:03,225 "Two of them dead"? 1465 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:05,780 I thought it was just Wullie. 1466 01:18:14,180 --> 01:18:16,262 Shite. 1467 01:18:18,220 --> 01:18:19,381 I didnae do it, Charlie. 1468 01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:21,110 I thought it was just Wullie. 1469 01:18:21,180 --> 01:18:22,510 It was Chris. 1470 01:18:22,580 --> 01:18:24,662 The police are looking for Chris. 1471 01:18:24,740 --> 01:18:25,707 It said on the radio. 1472 01:18:25,780 --> 01:18:27,110 Well, that's fine. 1473 01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:29,501 It was nothing to do with me, do you hear me'? 1474 01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:30,866 I didnae kill Wullie, I didnae kill Chris, 1475 01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:32,510 and don't you go telling the fucking police 1476 01:18:32,580 --> 01:18:33,741 any different, you hear me? 1477 01:18:33,820 --> 01:18:35,663 Okay, Barney, okay. I won't go to the police. 1478 01:18:35,740 --> 01:18:37,629 Fucking dare you. 1479 01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:38,667 You fucking bastard! 1480 01:18:38,740 --> 01:18:39,662 What'? 1481 01:18:39,740 --> 01:18:40,741 I'm sitting here begging you, 1482 01:18:40,820 --> 01:18:41,946 and that's all you can say to me? 1483 01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:43,624 - I didn't! - You bastard. 1484 01:18:43,700 --> 01:18:45,350 Don't you fucking dare! 1485 01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:46,830 Don't fucking dare, you hear me? 1486 01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:48,265 You're a fucking mental bastard. 1487 01:18:48,340 --> 01:18:49,865 Mental fucking bastard! 1488 01:18:49,940 --> 01:18:51,180 Mental bastard! 1489 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:56,702 Jesus Christ. 1490 01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:00,462 Jesus Christ. 1491 01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:44,787 Yeah, well, business is picking up 1492 01:19:44,860 --> 01:19:46,385 now you're a celebrity, Barney, huh? 1493 01:19:47,460 --> 01:19:48,461 Says here that Chris 1494 01:19:48,540 --> 01:19:50,787 might have went to the Netherlands. They'll never catch him. 1495 01:19:50,860 --> 01:19:53,227 Not a chance. 1496 01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:57,228 I'm away for the barbers' college tomorrow. 1497 01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:59,871 Should have a couple more staff by Monday. 1498 01:20:01,180 --> 01:20:02,227 I'll make you head barber. 1499 01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:04,223 Oh, right. 1500 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,701 Well, thanks, James. 1501 01:20:06,780 --> 01:20:08,669 Thanks very much. 1502 01:20:09,740 --> 01:20:10,866 Bloody reporters. 1503 01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:12,704 No, I'll get it. 1504 01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:16,104 Henderson's. 1505 01:20:16,180 --> 01:20:17,102 Barney Thomson? 1506 01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:18,590 Aye. 1507 01:20:18,660 --> 01:20:21,550 Maybe you'd better check on that body you've dumped. 1508 01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:23,867 Who is this? 1509 01:20:26,340 --> 01:20:29,184 Who... Who is this? 1510 01:20:40,660 --> 01:20:42,662 Here we go. 1511 01:20:42,740 --> 01:20:44,390 Tell me the mother's name again. 1512 01:20:45,460 --> 01:20:47,303 Cemolina. 1513 01:20:47,380 --> 01:20:50,350 That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard. 1514 01:20:50,420 --> 01:20:52,866 She'd been running a lonely hearts ad. 1515 01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:54,350 I checked the P.O. box, right? 1516 01:20:54,420 --> 01:20:55,581 Several replies. 1517 01:20:55,660 --> 01:20:57,788 So that's how the fucker picked his victims. 1518 01:20:57,860 --> 01:20:58,782 Yeah, you were right, sir. 1519 01:20:58,860 --> 01:20:59,861 She was the one posting the limbs 1520 01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:01,350 out on the coach tours. 1521 01:21:01,420 --> 01:21:03,309 All the dates, they all match. 1522 01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:05,064 What mothers will do for their sons. 1523 01:21:05,140 --> 01:21:06,107 Yeah. 1524 01:21:06,180 --> 01:21:07,261 Come on. 1525 01:21:10,020 --> 01:21:12,705 - Don't lose him. - Yeah. 1526 01:21:44,940 --> 01:21:46,061 Barney Thomson. 1527 01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:48,146 I'm arresting you 1528 01:21:48,220 --> 01:21:49,221 for the murder of your colleagues, 1529 01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:51,587 Chris Porter and Wullie Henderson. 1530 01:21:51,660 --> 01:21:53,662 And six other men from the Glasgow area. 1531 01:21:53,740 --> 01:21:56,027 Well, it's a wee bit more complicated than that. 1532 01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:57,430 Is this where you dumped the body of Chris Porter? 1533 01:21:57,500 --> 01:21:58,467 Well, I... 1534 01:21:58,540 --> 01:21:59,746 What did you come back here for? 1535 01:21:59,820 --> 01:22:01,106 The phone call. 1536 01:22:01,180 --> 01:22:02,102 The phone call'? 1537 01:22:02,180 --> 01:22:04,581 We phoned him. 1538 01:22:06,100 --> 01:22:07,510 Holdall. 1539 01:22:07,580 --> 01:22:09,981 Great, you're just in time to watch me make the arrest. 1540 01:22:10,060 --> 01:22:12,222 The fuck are you doing here? 1541 01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:14,109 I could ask you the same question. 1542 01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:15,420 We were tipped off by Thomson's pal, 1543 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:17,343 Charlie Taylor. 1544 01:22:17,420 --> 01:22:18,830 Great wee pal you've got there, by the way. 1545 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:20,186 Fucker. 1546 01:22:20,260 --> 01:22:21,261 Just kept tabs on him, and here we are. 1547 01:22:21,340 --> 01:22:22,865 You know, it just confirmed my belief 1548 01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:25,068 that Thomson was our man all along. 1549 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:26,910 Yeah, bollocks. I solved this case. 1550 01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:28,027 Where the fuck were you? 1551 01:22:28,100 --> 01:22:29,545 Playing with your fanny? 1552 01:22:29,620 --> 01:22:30,746 It was a double bluff. 1553 01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:32,390 I just wanted to let Thomson off the hook 1554 01:22:32,460 --> 01:22:34,224 so he'd make a mistake, relax a wee bit, 1555 01:22:34,300 --> 01:22:35,586 you know, fuck up? 1556 01:22:35,660 --> 01:22:36,741 'Course you came along 1557 01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:38,106 and nearly screwed the whole thing up. 1558 01:22:38,180 --> 01:22:40,706 DI Fuckwit and DS Debbie McGee. 1559 01:22:40,780 --> 01:22:43,306 The only reason he's here 1560 01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:45,428 is 'cause we tricked him into checking on the body. 1561 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:47,070 Hey, I'll remember you 1562 01:22:47,140 --> 01:22:48,790 when they promote me to Chief Superintendent. 1563 01:22:48,860 --> 01:22:50,146 Maybe We'll let you and your monkey 1564 01:22:50,220 --> 01:22:51,630 do the security 1565 01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,325 at some third division football matches. 1566 01:22:54,540 --> 01:22:56,781 Be my guest. 1567 01:22:58,740 --> 01:23:00,101 What do you want, monkey? 1568 01:23:05,140 --> 01:23:06,187 Fucks sake. 1569 01:23:08,380 --> 01:23:09,870 Guns. Well, I'm impressed. 1570 01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:11,385 Ain't you, MacPherson? 1571 01:23:11,460 --> 01:23:12,700 Oh, absolutely, sir. 1572 01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:14,111 Arrest this pair of bastards. 1573 01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:16,666 Oh, fuck... 1574 01:23:16,740 --> 01:23:17,787 What are you doing with guns? 1575 01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:18,941 What are you doing with guns? 1576 01:23:19,020 --> 01:23:20,067 We're on the trail of a suspected killer. 1577 01:23:20,140 --> 01:23:21,630 Of course we've got fucking guns. 1578 01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:22,781 Where did you get yours from? 1579 01:23:22,860 --> 01:23:24,385 I signed them out. 1580 01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:26,144 Oh, not without my authorization. 1581 01:23:26,220 --> 01:23:27,267 Excuse me, can I just- 1582 01:23:28,460 --> 01:23:29,382 Okay. 1583 01:23:29,460 --> 01:23:30,382 Okay... 1584 01:23:30,460 --> 01:23:31,985 What form did you sign? 1585 01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:33,505 Uh, blue D 14. 1586 01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:35,901 You should have used the new pink D 13! 1587 01:23:35,980 --> 01:23:38,790 Well, nobody said anything to me about a pink D 13. 1588 01:23:38,860 --> 01:23:41,147 Oh, well, you obviously didn't see the red C 24. 1589 01:23:41,220 --> 01:23:42,630 Red? 1590 01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:44,782 Add "incorrect form filling" to the list of charges. 1591 01:23:44,860 --> 01:23:46,270 This is fucking ridiculous. 1592 01:23:46,340 --> 01:23:48,661 We're all supposed to be on the same side here. 1593 01:23:48,740 --> 01:23:50,230 All right, give us the guns, 1594 01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:52,189 and I'll forget about the assault charge. 1595 01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:53,500 Yeah? Well, what about the arrest report? 1596 01:23:53,580 --> 01:23:55,503 Did you mention Barney Thomson to anybody else? 1597 01:23:55,580 --> 01:23:59,869 No. I just signed the guns out for personal protection. 1598 01:23:59,940 --> 01:24:01,101 Same here. 1599 01:24:01,180 --> 01:24:02,420 Didn't want McManaman telling you our plan. 1600 01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:05,026 All right, we'll forget about the arrest report. 1601 01:24:05,100 --> 01:24:06,510 You just be thankful 1602 01:24:06,580 --> 01:24:08,787 you're not going to fucking jail! 1603 01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:11,340 Thankful? I gave you the fucking suspect, you tosser! 1604 01:24:11,420 --> 01:24:12,865 Do you know what? 1605 01:24:12,940 --> 01:24:14,430 I've fucking changed my mind. 1606 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:16,423 You're so fucking shafted, Holdall! 1607 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:18,582 Just give me the gun! 1608 01:24:18,660 --> 01:24:20,788 I'll give you the fucking gun! 1609 01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:21,941 Oh, big man, is it? 1610 01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:22,987 Yeah. 1611 01:24:23,060 --> 01:24:24,390 You havenae the fucking balls! 1612 01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:26,460 I'll fucking blow your fucking head off. 1613 01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:30,147 MacPherson! 1614 01:24:30,220 --> 01:24:31,346 This is all your fault. 1615 01:24:31,420 --> 01:24:32,420 You're a fucking maniac! 1616 01:24:34,460 --> 01:24:36,349 Shit! 1617 01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:37,581 I didn't mean it! 1618 01:24:43,180 --> 01:24:45,467 Fuck you. 1619 01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:35,228 You thought all your birthdays had come at once? 1620 01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:37,223 Well, forget it. 1621 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:42,591 You are so fucked. 1622 01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:47,790 See, I'm out of this. 1623 01:25:48,940 --> 01:25:50,146 You did it. 1624 01:25:52,140 --> 01:25:54,108 You know what I am? 1625 01:25:54,180 --> 01:25:55,625 I'm a fucking hero. 1626 01:25:57,020 --> 01:25:59,387 I solved the crime. 1627 01:25:59,460 --> 01:26:03,510 I brought down the master criminal. 1628 01:26:03,580 --> 01:26:04,910 No. No, no, no. 1629 01:26:04,980 --> 01:26:07,630 See, it wasnae me. 1630 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:10,829 I only killed Wullie and Chris. 1631 01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:12,584 And they were accidents. 1632 01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:15,345 And that's when I Went to my mum, 1633 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:16,990 and that's when I found out the truth. 1634 01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:20,541 You know, she... 1635 01:26:20,620 --> 01:26:22,941 These men, 1636 01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:27,070 they answered her ads in the paper. 1637 01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:29,746 Then she shagged them, 1638 01:26:29,820 --> 01:26:30,742 then killed them, 1639 01:26:30,820 --> 01:26:32,060 and fucking chopped them up, 1640 01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:34,541 and I'm the spawn of a monster. 1641 01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:51,627 According to the coroner, 1642 01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:54,943 the bodies had lain there approximately one week. 1643 01:26:55,020 --> 01:26:58,741 And again. I stress. 1644 01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:02,620 The parties concerned were not on police business. 1645 01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:05,021 Do you believe this incident 1646 01:27:05,100 --> 01:27:07,580 has anything to do with the body pans killer? 1647 01:27:07,660 --> 01:27:10,709 The two cases are completely unrelated. 1648 01:27:10,780 --> 01:27:12,350 Completely. 1649 01:27:12,420 --> 01:27:15,070 Chris Porter. He's our body pans killer. 1650 01:27:15,140 --> 01:27:18,986 Just a matter of time before we track him down. 1651 01:27:19,060 --> 01:27:20,346 Is there any truth 1652 01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:21,626 that the officers were meeting 1653 01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:23,464 "for some kind of “ménage-é-trois"? 1654 01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:25,702 Well... 1655 01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:28,465 I mean. We can't be sure at this juncture. 1656 01:27:28,540 --> 01:27:32,386 But it's-it's beginning to look that way. 1657 01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:34,144 All right, who's next? 1658 01:27:34,220 --> 01:27:35,745 "Ménage-é-trois"? 1659 01:27:35,820 --> 01:27:37,106 But there was four of them. 1660 01:27:39,180 --> 01:27:39,988 Ayes. 1661 01:27:40,860 --> 01:27:42,908 Busy today. Filled to the gunnels. 1662 01:27:42,980 --> 01:27:45,506 Cut it yourself, buddy. 1663 01:27:45,580 --> 01:27:47,344 It's true what they say, 1664 01:27:47,420 --> 01:27:49,309 there's no such thing as bad publicity. 1665 01:27:49,380 --> 01:27:50,825 Thank you. 1666 01:27:54,980 --> 01:27:56,982 Ifs amazing what a serial killer does 1667 01:27:57,060 --> 01:27:58,346 for business. 1668 01:27:58,420 --> 01:28:00,104 Good to be alive. 1669 01:28:00,180 --> 01:28:02,626 How the fuck did that happen. eh? 1670 01:28:06,780 --> 01:28:08,509 Look at 'em, looking at me. 1671 01:28:08,580 --> 01:28:09,627 They're saying. 1672 01:28:09,700 --> 01:28:10,986 “There's that guy who got lucky. 1673 01:28:11,060 --> 01:28:13,586 "Just missed being offed by that other barber". 1674 01:28:13,660 --> 01:28:15,150 Celebrity for a day 1675 01:28:15,220 --> 01:28:16,460 before I go back to being one of them. 1676 01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:18,827 Waiting for the bus. 1677 01:28:18,900 --> 01:28:20,140 Staring at a pigeon... 1678 01:28:20,220 --> 01:28:21,267 Hiya, Barney. 1679 01:28:21,340 --> 01:28:22,830 No chance. 1680 01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:23,822 Barney? 1681 01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:26,585 Hi, Charlie. 1682 01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:30,505 A fresh start, eh'? 1683 01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:34,464 Fresh start. 1684 01:28:34,540 --> 01:28:37,305 Thanks, Barney. 1685 01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:39,542 I'll tell you who I am. 1686 01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:41,588 That top chair is mine now. 1687 01:28:41,660 --> 01:28:44,789 I'm in the window, looking back at all of you. 1688 01:28:44,860 --> 01:28:46,988 If you're passing, drop in. 1689 01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:48,300 We're busy. Mind. 1690 01:28:48,380 --> 01:28:49,541 Everybody wants to spend a bit of time 1691 01:28:49,620 --> 01:28:51,384 with Barney Thomson. 1692 01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:52,985 Legend. 1693 01:28:53,060 --> 01:28:54,949 What about that? 1694 01:29:04,740 --> 01:29:09,428 I feel so bad I've got a worried mind. 1695 01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:13,390 I'm so lonesome all the time. 1696 01:29:13,460 --> 01:29:16,270 Since I left my baby behind. 1697 01:29:16,340 --> 01:29:21,506 On Blue Bayou... 1698 01:29:21,580 --> 01:29:25,346 Saving nickels Saving dimes. 1699 01:29:25,420 --> 01:29:29,220 Working till the sun don't shine. 1700 01:29:29,300 --> 01:29:32,224 Looking forward to happier times. 1701 01:29:32,300 --> 01:29:36,066 On Blue Bayou. 1702 01:29:36,140 --> 01:29:40,030 I'm going back someday come what may. 1703 01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:44,105 To Blue Bayou. 1704 01:29:44,180 --> 01:29:47,946 Where you sleep all day and the catfish play. 1705 01:29:48,020 --> 01:29:51,741 On Blue Bayou... 1706 01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:53,743 All those fishing boats. 1707 01:29:53,820 --> 01:29:56,107 With their sails afloat. 1708 01:29:56,180 --> 01:29:59,582 If I could only see... 1709 01:29:59,660 --> 01:30:02,061 For fucks sake. 1710 01:30:04,340 --> 01:30:07,230 We're off. 1711 01:30:13,460 --> 01:30:17,385 And to be with some of my friends. 1712 01:30:17,460 --> 01:30:20,589 Maybe I'd be happy then. 1713 01:30:20,660 --> 01:30:22,742 Oh, fuck it. 1714 01:30:22,820 --> 01:30:24,948 What now? 1715 01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:26,545 I'm going to have to fish it out with a spoon. 1716 01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:28,224 No, the fucking... 1717 01:30:33,140 --> 01:30:34,221 I'm so sorry. 1718 01:30:50,380 --> 01:30:51,347 You stupid bitch. 1719 01:30:51,420 --> 01:30:53,502 Evil bitch. 1720 01:30:55,860 --> 01:31:00,707 I'll never be blue my dreams come true. 1721 01:31:00,780 --> 01:31:05,229 On Blue Bayou... 116334

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