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ARTHUR'S LAW
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Arthur! Breakfast!
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- Arthur!
- I'm coming.
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Arthur!
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I didn't put a ribbon on it.
So you can open it.
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- Shall we go out for breakfast?
- You have an appointment.
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Lunch, then? My treat.
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We have more important things to do.
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Like the bedroom ceiling.
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And you were going to fix
the leaky windows.
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I'll catch my death of cold!
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I'll take care of it.
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How nice.
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You missed the best part, as usual.
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I see, you think your dull wife
will buy the same present every year.
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There's no point
in finding something special for you.
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Great!
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And you wouldn't have noticed!
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Eat, Arthur. You have to go soon.
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And comb your hair.
What will people think?
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Well, you know me.
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Listen, that's not all.
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So then she wanted us to imagine
sitting naked in a meadow,
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with the flowers
tickling our pussies,
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while pulling out blades of grass
one by one with our pussies.
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Yeah.
But listen, it gets even better.
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Then she wanted us
on all fours like dogs
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and imagine having flashlights up our
asses that we light up the room with.
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Apparently it's good
for the pelvic muscles.
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The doctor said so too.
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I have to hang up, honey.
Someone just came in.
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You know, the ones with
the most time are always in a hurry.
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I'll call you later.
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You too. Catch you later!
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Sorry, I didn't mean to barge in.
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- Name?
- Ahnepol, Arthur.
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- Birth date?
- Today.
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Okay, October 17...?
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60 years ago?
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50 years ago!
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Okay, this is all correct.
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So, I heard you got fired again?
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It was just... It was just because...
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Warehouses aren't really my thing.
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You stole expanding foam?
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Okay, explain this to me.
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Just how dumb are you?
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You can buy expanding foam
for a few euros.
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But only one can. I wanted to fix
my roof and the shed door.
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Shed?
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Is it standing on your property?
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The maximum living area for welfare
recipients is 45 square meters.
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And your house alone
has 43 square meters!
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It's just a small lawn.
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I don't have the time
or the desire to explain this,
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but it doesn't conform
with the regulations.
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I thought I was here
because of a job?
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But not truck driving.
My arm, you know?
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"Arm" is a bit much.
You're only missing a hand.
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I hate it when cripples
use their disability
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as an excuse for not working.
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I mean... Do you see me complaining?
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Right, Mr. Hahnepuhl...
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You have two choices:
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Either you start paying the rent
for your estate yourself,
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or you simply look
for a smaller place to live.
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- Estate? Estate? That...
- You have two weeks.
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- My wife will kill me.
- Yes. I wish you luck.
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Hi, it's me again.
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Oh, the usual. Moaning, whining,
and it's always our fault.
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Yes. In any case,
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we're on all fours and he...
Don't ask.
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Ignore her. You know what it's like.
It's really sad.
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I know exactly what you mean.
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We just have to be patient, you know.
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Just one more week,
then it's goodbye to all these bums.
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They're all freeloaders. They act
broke and drink the cellar dry.
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Listen, I have a few things to do.
Speak later, yeah? Me too.
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- Bye, sweetie.
- Excuse me?
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Another one?
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Excuse me, I'd like...
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Hello...
I wanted to...
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Steven!
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What'll it be?
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- I'd like a beer.
- Big or small?
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- Medium.
- We don't do medium. Big or small?
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- A big one, then.
- Two.
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Are you new?
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- Pardon me?
- I never saw you here before.
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It's my first time.
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I'm Jesse.
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My name's Arthur.
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- How come?
- My mother.
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She was a fan of "Arthur the Angel".
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You know, the cartoon series?
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"If things go wrong, call me.
I'll be there to help you out."
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"Arthur the Angel!"
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I actually wanted to know
why it's your first time.
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I see.
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I...
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It's my birthday.
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Really?
Why didn't you say so?
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Come here! Happy birthday!
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I wish you lots of happiness,
good health, and above all... love.
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Thanks.
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- So, what birthday is it?
- My 50th.
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What?
You don't look it.
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I feel about... 49 at the most.
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You're funny.
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You know why I find
older men attractive?
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Because of their hanging balls.
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With guys my age,
they hang all tight like hazelnuts.
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And they disappear when they get hot.
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With guys aged 40-45,
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you get a nice handful
of hanging balls. Always!
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And I love the sound of them
slapping against my ass during sex.
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To you, Arthur!
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Morning, Mrs. Ahnepol.
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- I only have one today.
- Then give it here.
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Here you are at last!
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Come here.
Come here!
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What's taking him so long?
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Oh, Arthur!
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INCOMING CALL
SWEETIE PIE
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1 MISSED CALL
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Here's to you. And your birthday.
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So do you... come here often?
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Yes. I live upstairs.
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Yeah, it's not all that great,
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but when I hit the big time
I'll get a nicer place.
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I want to be a singer. A real one.
Not like on those talent shows.
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That's great!
That's really great.
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- Yeah?
- Sure.
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I can really imagine you doing that.
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- You haven't heard me sing.
- I don't need to.
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I can see immediately
that you have a special talent.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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That's so sweet.
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Okay.
Since it's your birthday...
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This song is for you, Arthur.
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- Klein Biddenbach police.
- Muriel, it's Martha here.
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Martha! I was just
thinking about you.
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Me too. That's why I called.
How are you doing?
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Well, the job's not what I expected.
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That's lovely.
Say, do you know where Arthur is?
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- Has something happened?
- The roof needs fixing.
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He was meant to fix it. It's leaking.
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Oh, dear!
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I have to do everything around here.
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Does he expect me
to climb onto the roof?
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I can't reach the top of the window,
but he's never there when I need him.
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Didn't he say anything?
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He went to the job
center this morning.
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That was five hours ago.
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He never stayed away this long.
And he won't pick up.
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Maybe something happened.
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- Should I check the police reports?
- Yes.
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A car crash near Klein Biddenbach.
Male, early fifties.
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In his Porsche.
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- What's wrong?
- A Porsche!
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A Porsche?
Sure, that must be my Arthur!
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No, I can't see anything here.
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Maybe he had an interview?
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Yes, maybe.
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Yes!
Arthur! Yes!
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Yes!
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- Are you okay?
- You were fantastic.
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Did you enjoy it too?
At least a bit?
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Sure.
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You can be honest.
I haven't done it for a long time.
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You were great, really.
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Well... I had to get into it
at the start, of course.
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I mean,
I haven't forgotten everything.
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I know where things are and all that.
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Which buttons to press, and...
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Sorry, it was a stupid question.
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No, it wasn't.
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No one's asked me
that for a long time.
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You're special, Arthur.
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I bet that hurt, huh?
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Was it an accident?
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Something like that.
I screwed up.
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It all began
when we couldn't pay our bills.
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This machine
gives you the perfect foot massage.
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Martha, dear? We have to save money.
Otherwise we'll be broke.
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- How can we save any more?
- We can't afford it all, Martha.
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The robot vacuum, the
massage chair...
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- You'd take my chair away?
- Er, no, no... No.
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But there's more.
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Do we need all this insurance?
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Of course we do!
We have to make sure we're covered.
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Risk and life insurance?
For what, Martha?
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Occupational accident insurance?
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Let's say you had an accident at work
and you were suddenly disabled.
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This disability insurance
would cover us then.
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We'd get a nice payout.
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- That's it! That's the answer!
- What?
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It won't be easy, but...
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If you were to lose your right hand
in an industrial accident
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we could really cash in.
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You want me to saw my hand off?
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You make it sound so brutal!
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Yes, because it is!
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Just think about it for a moment.
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All our problems
would vanish into thin air.
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It's too much to ask, Martha.
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Arthur, you know what I went through.
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Yet I stuck by you
for all these years.
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But I don't want to die penniless.
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And I need a bit...
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...of happiness in my life.
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Please!
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Do it for us!
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- Does it have to be my right hand?
- They pay more for the right one.
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I almost bled to death.
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Then my pal Ronny came and saved me.
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Thank God!
I thought you were going to die.
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I didn't think it through.
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Arthur? Arthur! Arthur!
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Arthur. Arthur!
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Can you hear me? Arthur!
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Are you okay, Arthur? Come on...
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Hang in there!
I'll get you to the hospital.
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- Hang in there!
- There!
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Ah, of course! Come on.
Come on!
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Safety first! Come on.
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I let everyone down.
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Especially my wife.
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M... Martha!
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You made it!
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I'm so proud of you!
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My hand...
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...is gone.
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I gave the insurance firm the papers
and informed your employer.
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Oh, talk of the devil!
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Are you feeling better? Good.
Would you please explain this?
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My glasses!
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This is our surveillance footage
from yesterday evening.
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You did it in front of the camera?
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Next time you want to swindle
the insurance at my expense,
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saw off your head.
That will do us all a favor.
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I'm disappointed in you, Arthur.
You had a future.
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Our problems would've
been over, Arthur.
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That's crazy.
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You sacrificed your hand for her.
That's the most romantic thing ever.
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Really? You think so?
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I wish a man would do that for me.
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Your mom was right.
You really are an angel.
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I have to go home.
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- You can leave the money in the bowl.
- What money?
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The 100 euros for just now.
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Okay...
60 euros, as it's your birthday.
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I thought you were...
a singer.
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No, you didn't.
256
00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:52,020
That's all I have.
I'll bring the rest tomorrow.
257
00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:06,018
- Arthur?
- Yes?
258
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:08,100
It was really nice with you.
259
00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:13,060
For me too.
260
00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:17,300
- Sleep tight, Jesse.
- Good night.
261
00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:32,900
No, don't! Please don't!
262
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:39,178
- Oh, it's you.
- Why are you sleeping here?
263
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:42,100
I'm sleeping here now.
264
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:55,698
Where were you? I tried to call you.
265
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:58,540
I was working. I couldn't answer.
266
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:02,380
What work?
267
00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:07,498
The woman from the job center
with the fat belly...
268
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,058
Yes?
269
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:13,938
She's married to the owner
of "Kronleuchter", the bar opposite.
270
00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:16,780
I worked there on a
trial basis today.
271
00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:19,780
Doing what?
272
00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:25,300
As a waiter. Can we talk tomorrow?
I'm really tired.
273
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:31,298
What was it like,
waiting with one arm?
274
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:34,700
Hard work, as you can imagine.
Good night, Martha.
275
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,898
What's the hourly pay?
276
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:44,420
- Less than my last job.
- Didn't you ask for the minimum wage?
277
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:50,138
- At least you can keep the tips.
- What are you working out?
278
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:54,858
They have to pay you the same
as a two-armed person.
279
00:30:54,860 --> 00:30:57,580
I haven't got the job yet.
280
00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:16,940
Which of you two is Arthur Ahnepol?
Where is my money?
281
00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:22,140
It must be in here somewhere.
282
00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:25,258
You went to a hooker?
283
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:29,420
- Please, Martha, not now!
- There is no job, huh?
284
00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:34,178
Of course.
It'd be too good to be true.
285
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:36,898
It's a good job
we have burglary insurance.
286
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:39,778
- You didn't want it.
- We're over-insured!
287
00:31:39,780 --> 00:31:42,098
Is this how you thank me
for all I do?
288
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,500
By squandering our money on a whore!
289
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:49,378
No! Please don't! Shoot him.
290
00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:53,178
Listen, I've had enough
of your marital problems.
291
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:56,500
If I don't get the cash right now
I'll blow you away.
292
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:02,098
What the hell is that?
293
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:05,940
Arthur! Help me!
Help me!
294
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,420
Arthur!
295
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,500
"Shoot him"?
296
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:23,940
It just slipped out. I was terrified!
297
00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:53,300
Ah, the birthday boy!
298
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:58,060
- Happy birthday, Arthur.
- Thanks.
299
00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:01,140
Muriel.
300
00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:05,738
Did something happen?
301
00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:08,940
Oh, Martha!
Martha!
302
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:11,460
Martha.
303
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,100
Martha.
304
00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:17,500
I...
305
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:33,140
He's dead.
306
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:39,978
You just killed Mario Wystraszewski.
307
00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:42,338
The pimp from "Kronleuchter".
308
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:45,818
It... It was self-defense.
309
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:48,180
- Self-defense!
- Screwing the hooker too?
310
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:54,618
If he flips out because of 60 euros,
I don't want to know
311
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:58,340
what his people will do
when they find out you killed him.
312
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:02,578
What do you mean?
313
00:35:02,580 --> 00:35:06,698
They are real bad guys.
They're in the drug mafia.
314
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:10,178
- What?
- Drug mafia? Here?
315
00:35:10,180 --> 00:35:12,298
If only you knew.
316
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:16,140
But... you can protect me, right?
317
00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,220
We can try.
318
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:27,218
He was about to shoot us.
What else could I do?
319
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:29,978
You did the right thing, Arthur.
320
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:34,138
But they won't agree.
They're ruthless.
321
00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:35,980
As you can see.
322
00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:40,978
They mustn't find out, Muriel.
323
00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:43,538
They'll read the police report
in the papers.
324
00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:48,018
If I'd wanted the police, I'd have
called them. But I called you.
325
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:51,898
- I am the police.
- But you're my sister first!
326
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:56,378
Please, Martha,
it's my duty to report it.
327
00:35:56,380 --> 00:36:01,060
Muriel. If anything happens
to Arthur, I'll be alone.
328
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:06,538
He's all I have.
I'd die all alone.
329
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,778
Would you do that to me?
330
00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:11,100
Your only sister!
Is that what you want?
331
00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:16,260
Of course not.
332
00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:20,180
Well, then.
333
00:36:26,580 --> 00:36:29,220
Where did you get this?
334
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:52,298
Maybe I exaggerated
about them being so dangerous.
335
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:57,058
You don't screw with guys like that.
I saw a TV report about it yesterday.
336
00:36:57,060 --> 00:37:02,498
Some guy messed with the wrong people
and they killed his family.
337
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:05,018
I saw that too. It was a cop show!
338
00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:07,700
So? They don't make that stuff up.
339
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:40,340
Okay, a bit further.
Stop!
340
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:46,940
- What now?
- We have to go up there.
341
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:52,180
This is so against the law!
342
00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:59,820
We're almost... there.
343
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:02,980
Come on, you damned sissies!
344
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:47,700
- What are you doing, Martha?
- I'm staging the accident.
345
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:52,020
We have to hit the palettes.
346
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:04,538
Why don't we just bury him someplace?
347
00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:08,578
Then there'll be a police search.
And the trail will lead to us.
348
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:12,740
It has to look like an accident.
Then no one will ask any questions.
349
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,778
I'm not so sure...
350
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:21,140
He's dead, Arthur. Stop being a wimp.
Help him, Muriel.
351
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:26,980
- Give me five minutes. Please.
- My God!
352
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:35,740
You'll never be able
to make up for this, Arthur.
353
00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:50,938
- Ready?
- Yes. Okay.
354
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:53,580
One, two...
355
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:02,420
Martha!
356
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:19,620
Arthur!
357
00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:24,138
Arthur!
358
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:26,540
Take my hand!
359
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:32,338
On "three", dammit!
360
00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:36,618
You should let go on "three"!
Not one, not two, but three!
361
00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:39,098
I'm really sorry, Martha.
362
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:42,698
You almost got me killed twice today!
363
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:45,500
I told you this was a big mistake.
364
00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:50,820
It's not even working.
365
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,940
Damn!
366
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,820
Perfect!
367
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:26,578
- What are you doing, Arthur?
- Nothing, I...
368
00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:30,380
I'm... I'm coming.
369
00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:58,378
Open the door, Martha!
370
00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:02,298
I'm staying with Muriel tonight.
See you tomorrow.
371
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:05,018
Okay.
372
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:08,418
Get rid of it.
Where no one will find it.
373
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:11,498
But...
You're not going to leave me here?
374
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:14,698
- Won't you take me too?
- We can give him a ride.
375
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:16,338
Martha?
376
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:20,818
- He hesitated to pull me up.
- No way, he'd never do that!
377
00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:23,140
- It's raining.
- Come on, drive.
378
00:43:52,799 --> 00:43:57,799
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