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Hey, baby. What are you doing?

I'm just gonna get some cereal.

Cereal? Yeah.

There's some chicken in there, too.

I can have tonight if you'd like.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm, uh... You're not... What are you gonna make for dinner?

Oh, well, I'm not gonna really be here tonight, so if you want to order out or

something, too, you can do that, okay?

Oh, okay.

Alright.

Where are you going?

I'm just going to go out for a little bit.

Go out where?

Got a little date tonight.

Oh, a date?

Yeah. With who?

A guy that seems kind of nice.

What's he look like?

Handsome.

That's good.

Yeah. Do you like him?

I don't know. I mean, I think so.

I'll find out.

Well, you can't wear that, Mom.

I'm going to change, silly.

Okay. I'm going to wear this.

Okay. Well, I hope you have fun.

Thanks.

You'll be okay fending for yourself?

Yeah. All right. Don't eat too much cereal. Okay, I won't.

Mom, what are you... I thought you were going to leave by now.

Yeah, I was supposed to leave a few minutes ago.

What's going on?

He says something came up and he has to go back into the office. He has

something with work.

I don't know.

You're not going to go on a date with him?

I guess not, no.

Oh, that sucks.

It was a really cool place too. I was looking forward to trying it out.

I don't know.

I don't know if he's just like... Maybe he's telling the truth. I don't know.

Disappointing.

Oh well.

Getting all dressed up for nothing.

I'll go with you, Mom.

Honey. What?

I'll go.

We can go on a date.

No, we can't go on a date.

Why not?

It's a fancy restaurant. You wouldn't even like the stuff there.

Why? I'll eat anything.

Come on, I'll go with you. It's pointless to like... You're all dressed

up like... There's like... I mean, you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

Maybe there's a lot of trust in Corona. I don't know.

Come on. It'll be fun.

I don't want you, like... You want to go on a date with your mom?

Yeah.

Well, I'm pissed off, I guess. I don't know.

Okay, cool. Maybe, yeah.

Let's do it.

Okay. I'll just put my shoes on, okay?

All right.

Okay.

It's good to be home, but my stomach is so full.

Holy cow.

I was going to eat that much.

I didn't barely eat anything.

Oh, my God.

No, I did.

Pork chop, potatoes.

When do I eat potatoes? Like, never. Oh, my God.

How was your steak?

Looks like you really enjoyed it, right?

yeah it was pretty good the waitress why didn't you get her number why did you

get her number come on like she was totally flirting with you oh yes she was

she was probably a boyfriend or something oh no she was digging you

trust me it takes a woman to know really these heels though were the bad choice

my feet are killing me how do you how do you wear stuff like this one

well they're hot

the dress I just want them off now though oh my god my feet are killing me

can't believe it I get all dressed up I got my nails done

match the dress everything planned out oh thank you sweetie you're so sweet

you're rubbing mommy's feet like that thank you yeah oh they hurt I've never

given them a massage before

You have to be so stuffed. Are you full?

It was really good.

Why didn't you let me get dessert?

I didn't eat any dessert.

I was going to get the chocolate cake thing.

Oh, my God.

That was such a good idea.

Thank you for going with me.

See, I told you. You saved my night.

Yeah, that place was pretty cool, though.

Shoes.

First this dress everything is so uncomfortable.

I have to I'm gonna change Much

more

comfortable Yeah,

I wouldn't it's not something I normally wear on the house but

You know, I bought it for this special date Maybe he would yeah Yeah,

if you come through you might have got lucky, you know, oh

Yeah Yeah,

yeah You know you

should go on more dates

Like, you did really well with the... I mean, you're entertaining, you're fun.

Like, I totally think that you need to date more because you did really well

with the girls.

Thanks, mom.

Mm-hmm.

I do.

Yeah.

What, baby?

Don't laugh at me. Come on.

The martinis were good, alright?

I just like when you're like silly.

I had so much fun. It was good.

I did too.

It was really fun.

I'm still a little tense though.

Always.

Why didn't you rub your back?

I'm just glad you had the phone.

You've been kind of stressed, I think. Yeah, can you tell?

That feels good, sweetie.

No,

I probably shouldn't do that. Maybe, oh,

whoa.

Maybe you shouldn't touch mommy like that, huh?

Whoa.

Baby, did mommy make you hard like that?

Yeah.

Sorry.

I think maybe you should go to your room and take care of that, okay?

Baby.

Whoa.

Wow, that's, like, really, like, big and stuff.

Sorry, mom. Oh, my God. Did mommy do that to you?

Yeah. That's so bad.

Sorry.

Go to your room.

You should go to your room, baby.

Take care of it.

Sorry,

it just happened while I was robbing your mom. Oh, my God.

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

Oh, you're gonna make some girls happy.

Go to your room.

Take care of that.

Go on.

So big.

Do you think it's nice, Molly?

Yeah. Do I think it's nice? Oh, my God.

It's so big.

It's, like, big.

Yeah.

Wow.

We shouldn't. This is so, like, not good.

What? This is so not good.

Don't touch it.

Stop touching it. You can make it bigger.

Sorry.

No.

But, oh, my God.

My son has a big dick.

You can make some girl feel really good, you know that?

Oh, baby, you just had to be like... Why can't I be so good, mom?

What?

Nothing.

No, you had this.

Wow.

Like, so, like, fleshy and meaty and... Like,

big.

Maybe you taste really good.

Oh my god.

So bad.

Why are you supposed to be wet like that?

It's really wet, mum.

I've got to take care of it.

We'll just make it go away, all right?

Make it go away?

Yeah. Oh.

You can make mommy feel good.

You want to?

You said you might wanna.

Yeah.

Yes!

This is funny.

I like it though.

Why do you think it's so hard?

It's like the hardest it's ever been.

I don't believe you.

You are making mommy feel...

You like that, hmm?

Yeah. Yeah?

Inside You came inside

mommy? Yeah I couldn't help it