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Mom, take me to the mall.

What? I want to go to the mall.

I need to buy some stuff.

Shh.

Mom, come on.

Let's do something.

I'm bored.

Look, I'm not your personal Uber driver, alright?

okay do you don't you want you could buy stuff too there's probably stuff you

wanted them all we haven't been like a long time i don't need to go shopping

make

some now make some food we don't have any food you ate it all

Buy some more food.

You're my stepmom. You have to take care of me. You have to do stuff for me.

It's the law.

You're a big boy. You can take care of yourself.

Mom, I'm bored.

I see that.

Why don't you go hang out with some of your friends or something?

I don't have any friends.

I do, but they're all boring.

They're not doing anything cool.

You think I am?

Well, I'm going to force you.

Yeah, but I can make you do stuff, I think.

Because you have to hang out with me.

Yes.

Mom, things are bad.

Let's do something.

What?

Mom, if you don't hang out with me, I'm going to get into trouble. I'm going to

start doing drugs or something.

sitting right next to me i know but i could i could yeah but this is boring

let's like let's do something what i don't know i'm gonna think of something

oh my god

don't you have some video

games or something you can play no i beat all of them

But, like, when we go to the mall, you can, like, buy me some new ones.

Oh, my God.

That would be fun.

Mm-hmm.

And you can buy us food.

Why don't you get a job and buy food?

I don't want a job.

I mean, I will maybe soon.

I'm looking still.

Yeah? But there's no good jobs.

Okay, I'll leave you alone. What do you want to do, Alex?

What do you want to do? Nothing.

I'll leave you alone.

I don't even want to hang out right now anymore.

You just want to stare at me?

Yeah.

You don't want to go out?

Does it look like I'm ready to go out? I'm in my pajamas. I'm in my bed at

home. I'm comfortable.

The only problem is there's just this thing that's annoying me.

Truth or dare?

Mom, truth or dare?

You know what that is, right?

Yeah, it's a game you play with your friends at school or at a party or

something. Not that you play with your mom.

Why not? It's fun though. I played with this girl last week at this party.

It's cool.

Yeah, but you're like my best friend.

Mom, you gotta play it. I already said the thing. I said truth or dare.

You have to pick one.

Come on, please.

Truth.

Okay.

What size are your boobs?

Alex.

What?

It's true to dare.

Sorry, I'm sorry. That's just like the first thing I thought of. I'm sorry.

That's how you're supposed to play. You're supposed to like do whatever the

first thing you think of is.

The first thing you thought of was my boobs.

I don't know. They're like poking out.

A 30-60.

Okay, that's pretty big.

Your turn.

Truth or dare?

I got a good one.

I dare you to do the laundry.

I already did it.

I did. I swear to God I did.

I'm a good slipson.

I'm probably the best in the whole world.

To be honest.

Really? Yes.

Okay.

Truth or dare?

I'm afraid.

I don't want to play this game.

I'm already playing it. Mom, come on.

It's done.

It's fun. It's better than just...

Not doing anything.

There.

Okay.

I... I dare you to...

Take the covers off.

Better? Do you even take them off all the way, Mom?

Okay, you have to say it now.

Are we done with this?

Yeah, we just started playing it.

Alright, so which is it?

you gotta say it truth or dare truth

how

many girls have you slept with

mom that's an inappropriate question oh

You have to play. We're already playing.

Five.

That's more than I thought.

What's that supposed to mean?

You don't think girls like me?

I'm super cool.

Okay, truth or dare?

There. I dare you to show me your... show me your

nipple.

It's true to dare.

I don't even have a shirt on.

You can see my nipples all the time, Mom.

It's not a big deal.

I can't even... Mom, can you see it?

Okay, fine.

You saw it? Yeah.

It's nice.

What? It's nice.

It's nice?

I was just curious what it looked like, that's all.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Have you ever had sex in this house while I'm home?

Yeah.

I'm sorry I asked that one.

Ew, Alex. I didn't do it in your bed or anything, Mom.

You're not supposed to do that while your parents are home.

I didn't make... Well, you didn't even know it, so if you didn't...

To find out, it doesn't count.

It's not even bad.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Do you like having sex with dad?

That's not the topic we should be discussing, Alex. It's just for the

dear. I'm just curious.

It's inappropriate.

Why?

It's just a question, Mom.

Not always.

Okay, you guys, we gotta go. Come on.

Can't we be done with this?

No.

You're having fun.

I'm not. I'm bored.

You are.

Say it.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to take your shorts off.

I'm not wearing any underwear, Mom.

You're the one that wanted to play this game.

Okay, you lose.

It's fine.

No, I'll do it.

I'll do it right now.

Fine, I'll do it. All right.

Come on. Okay.

No underwear, huh?

Whoa, okay.

Sorry. I did it. I didn't lose.

Nope. You didn't lose.

Wow.

Hey.

There's that.

You dare me to do it.

i did this is your game this is all your fault you know no you started playing it

okay yeah okay my idea

i don't even know what to say about that

it just happens sometimes i can't help it

while you're playing truth or dare with your stepmother ask

to see her nipple

It has nothing to even do with that, probably.

No? No.

I just... I just get boner sometimes.

It happens all the time.

I think this game is over.

I think we need to go on about our day and you need to go out of

the room now.

No, we're still playing.

We're... need to stop this game. Why? I don't think your father would think too

kindly of me looking at your erection.

Who cares?

He's never home anyway, so who cares?

I mean, we're already playing it.

Okay.

It's right there.

Shit.

If... If you

and dad weren't married,

Would you think that I was, like...

Mom, just answer the question.

But, um... That's nice.

It is?

Okay, you got it. All right.

Sing it, sing it.

Truth or dare?

Have

you

ever thought of me?

while you are, you know.

What, Mom?

I don't know.

While I'm masturbating?

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to touch my pee-pee.

Come on, it doesn't count.

No, I did it. Already done.

No, I wasn't even...

I dare you to touch it to my lips.

My penis.

Seriously?

Okay, I did it.

That was a dare. I had to do it.

Um... Wait, am I supposed to go or are you supposed to go?

I'm confused now.

Wait, no. I'm supposed to say that.

Should I do that?

There.

I dare you to sit on my lap.

Is that so?

Yeah, that's what they are. What are you gonna do if I do?

Okay,

you got this. You just gotta say it.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

You need to fuck me better than your dad does.

That shouldn't be too hard.

I don't know.

Truth.

Do I feel better than Dad?

You're gonna see him, huh?

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Is this what you did the last time you played this game?

Is this how it ended up?

No, I just touched her boobs.

This one's way better.

I was just hoping I'd get to see her boobs.

This is like way cooler.

I don't know.

Alright, think about it.

You wanna put it in from behind?

Yeah, mum.

in some ways.

Uh huh.

Me too.