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ANNOUNCER: This program is rated 14+,

and contains scenes of violence, coarse language,

and mature subject matter.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Yeah. So, I woke up and my neck just felt kind of weird.

Um, maybe just focus on that.

I usually don't get massages,

so today's kind of a treat-yourself day.

Okay. Perfect.

Um, I'll step out.

Clothes in the cubby and then on your stomach.

Awesome.

Okay. Thank you.

[ Door closes ]

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

[ Exhales deeply ]

[ Softly ] It's gonna be okay.

[ Knock, door opens ] All good.

[ Button clicks, chimes ringing softly ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Inhales, exhales deeply ]

[ Inhales sharply ]

[ Inhales sharply ] Ooh.

Is everything okay up there? [ Chuckles ]

You're really tight, sir.

Oh. Um, I'm sorry.

[ Sighs ] It's okay.

This is my job.

Oh. Ow!

Whoa.

[ Sighs, groans ]

Hey, so, maybe don't be afraid to up the pressure a bit,

I-if that's okay. [ Dramatic music plays ]

Gah-ohh!

[ Groaning ]

Is everything okay?

Sir, it's customary to maintain a quiet environment

during a massage.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Ow! Wow. Oh.

Ok- Oh, man. Oh, man!

"Oh, man"? Seriously, is- is everything okay?

[ Sighs ] You're just so tight.

Are you, like, really stressed or something?

I mean, like, maybe, but just, like, normal stress.

If you say so.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...

Okay. If- If this isn't a good fit,

maybe I can just get another masseuse?

Sir, please. This is my livelihood.

If you can please just be still and relax.

Okay.

Oww!

Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ow! Ohh!

Ow. Oh! [ Bones cracking ]

Did something just break? Are you- Are you okay?

Sir, just be still, please, and-

I'm trying. [ Bones cracking ]

Ow! Are those your arms?!

I just need you to be still for me to do my job, okay?

Now I'm gonna have to switch to my feet.

[ Thudding ] [ Grunting ]

Ow! No. You don't have to do this.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Ow! Oww! [ Bones cracking ]

Oh, God. Ah! God!

Aah! Aah! Aaah!

Aaah!

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Oh! 'Ey!

[ Up-tempo music plays ] All right!

Welcome back to "Mob Talk,"

the one and only Mob-culture podcast

that's, uh, family approved.

All right.

Today we got ex-mobster and expert in Mob history

Frank Mancini.

Now, Frank, you've been known to, uh,

write a lot of books about made men.

"Goodfellas"- How accurate is it?

Well, movies get some details right,

but Mob life's a lot less flashy.

Reality tends to be more mundane.

So what movies would you say- Hey, hey. Hey. Hey.

You wearing a wire right now?

[ Chuckles ] No. What are you, nuts?

He's wearing a fuckin' wire. Man, what are you, crazy?

No? Huh? What are you talkin' about?

Huh? Then what the fuck is this, huh?

It's a fuckin' lav mic, Gio! Come on! What the fuck is this?!

It's a microphone. A lav mic, you dumb motherfucker! He's wired!

It's a fuckin' lav mic, Gio! He's a fuckin' rat!

He's not a rat! That's a fuckin' lav mic, you stupid fuck! I know a fuckin' rat

Whoa! Whoa! [ Gunshots echoing ]

Motherfucker! Madone! Fucking rat! He's wired!

Gio! What am I supposed to do?!

That's a motherfuckin' lav mic for the fuckin' show,

you fuckin' idiot!

It's a fuckin' microphone!

It records audio for the show.

It was an accident, okay? Teachable moment.

Frank: These mistakes, these things happen.

He's a fuckin' idiot. What do you want? Okay? I'm a fuckin' idiot.

You get that. You understand that, right?

I'm stupid. Sometimes...

Yeah. ...he's a fuckin' idiot.

I think maybe this is a bad idea.

You're gonna come in there,

and you're gonna record the podcast, okay, pal?

He said sorry. Now move on.

Come on.

Okay. You got kids?

We are back with crime historian Anthony Leung.

Tell the people at home something they might not know

about the Chinese triad.

The triads operate with a low profile.

It's about loyalty, respect-

You gotta be kidding me right now. Really?

What? You gotta be kidding me.

Are you fuckin' joking right now?

He's wearing a fuckin' wire. Gio, come on.

What? What the fuck is this, bro? Huh?

Are you fuckin' kidding me? What the fuck?!

Who you flippin' for? What are you d- Hey! What are you-

Who are you flippin' for? Huh? What the fuck, man?!

Gio, Gio, Gio- FBI?!

The sound guy just put this on me, you stupid idio-

[ Gunshot echoes, body thuds ]

[ Softly ] I'm sorry, all right? I'm embarrassed.

Lav mics are for guests... for the show for audio.

Lav mics are for guests for the show for audio,

not the FBI.

All right. I got it. I got it. I'm good.

All right. Let's get Marco ready, get him miked up.

I really don't want to do it. No, no, no.

He's okay. No, no, no.

He gets it. You're good. I get it.

It's a lav mic. It's fine. He- He's cool.

Mike him up. Mike him up. Mike him up.

[ Gunshot echoes ] Motherfucker. Madone.

Where am I? What's goin' on?

Did I do it again?

They took my fuckin' gun. What am I supposed to do now?

I got it right here. I got it right here.

You need to get your fuckin' head on straight, okay?

Look. I got one, huh?

I fuckin' knew it. You fuckin' rat. Shut the-

What are you fuckin' doing, huh? Listen. Listen!

Huh? You fuckin' inf- Look. Look. Look.

You got one too, huh? See that?

I'm a fuckin' rat.

I'm a fuckin' rat!

You're a fuckin' idiot. You're a fuckin'-

I'm a fuckin' rat! What are you doing?

Ow! Gi- What the fuck are you doing?!

Let me do it. Let me do it.

Woman: [ British accent ] This is a lavalier microphone,

also called a lav mic.

It's a small, lightweight microphone

that clips to clothing, like a shirt collar, tie, or jacket.

[ Whispering ] Sorry.

Pinkie-promise me you'll never kill another fucker, will you?

You'll see lav mics...

Pinkie-promise me you'll never kill another guy.

[ Gunshots, shells clattering ]

[ Gunshot echoes ]

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

So if you love science and want to help animals feel better,

veterinary school might be in your future.

All right. Thank you, Dr. Reeves.

Being a vet sounds pretty awesome.

Next up, we have Madison's uncle, Mr. Thompson.

Mr. Thompson is an entrepreneur.

Entrepreneurs are people who found their own companies.

Let's please give him our attention.

[ Applause ]

[ Zipper opens ]

[ Speaker beeps ] Power on.

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Mid-tempo introduction plays ]

?

? You're my sunshine ?

? Light up my life so ?

? Whoa, oh, oh ?

? You give me meaning ?

? And I mean it all ?

? Whoa, oh, oh ?

? This is the moment ?

? The sign in life ?

? The sign we've been waitin' ?

? All our lives ? [ Phone clatters ]

? Together we go, and we're shinin' so bright ?

? With you by my side ?

? Together, you and me ?

? This is gonna be ?

? Gonna be un-un-unforgettable ?

? I feel it in my heart ?

? It's written in the stars ?

? Gonna be un-un-unforgettable ?

? It starts with magic ?

? It's where we'll be ?

? So take my hand ?

? So you'll never be ?

? Together, you and me ?

? This is gonna be ?

? Gonna be un-un-unforgettable ?

You guys can dance too, if you want.

?

?

[ Music ends ] [ Smooches ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Feedback squeals, chair creaking ]

[ Exhales deeply, chuckles ] Thank you.

[ Breathing heavily ]

Anybody have any questions?

Yeah.

Wait. So this is your job.

Like, you get paid for this?

Hey. Sweetie.

Hi, everyone. I'm Mark's life partner.

Let's try to keep it away from the jobby stuff,

like salary, career changes, layoffs.

Touchy subject, okay?

Let's just stick with the questions about the dance, okay?

Good job, hon. Thanks, honey.

Okay.

Um... where'd you get your speaker?

Um, this one- uh...

Best Buy.

Oh. Nice.

Yeah. Thanks.

Well, if that's all, let's please give Mr. Thompson a hand

for sharing his art with us.

Art? I guess I am...

It is- I am kind of an artist, I guess.

Thank you. ? ...me, this is gonna be ?

? Gonna be- ? Power off.

S-Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

I'm sorry. Okay.

Next up we have David Mayevskiy, who is a software engineer.

[ Applause, bell ringing ]

Mark: I guess if you think it went all right. I mean...

Yeah. You did awesome, sweetie.

Really? Yes. Yeah.

Um, that one girl in the back, she said I did-

She said I should keep going, so... Yeah.

Right? Yeah.

But, uh, you know, it would be great

if we could do this, you know, in other schools.

But, you know, I guess if we don't have any other nieces...

[ Distorted music playing, voices slowed ]

Oh. We don't, right?

No.

Maybe I should get the teacher's e-mail

in case the kids have additional notes.

?

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