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He looks proper lush. You're fucking the hump.

Me? What's going on here, then? Ah, you know, man, the winds of change.

You're my girlfriend.

And you're my best friend.

Tony, I love her. No, you don't. He loves Cassie.

Jess!

I love you.

I love you, too.

Are you the only person in the world that's been let down? The only one

that's been hurt?

Are you?

Joe, can't you forgive me?

I've had my pain, Jal.

Yours is in the post.

Okay, here we go.

There's something I want to talk to you about.

Chris,

I've got something to tell you.

I'm pregnant.

I want to keep the baby.

Is that okay?

Chris, I've got something to tell you.

I'm pregnant.

I'm gonna have an abortion.

Is that okay?

Chris! I'm pregnant.

What do you think?

Sigmund Freud.

What the fuck did he do?

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Toadblast. I'm actually fucked.

Ignorance is fucking bliss, man. I was fine before.

I was totally fine before I started revising. Now look at me, man. Fuck this

shit, man. I'm bailing on babies, man.

Thank you, Kenneth. Yes, thank you, everybody. A little attention, please.

Shut it.

Yes. Thank you, Doug. No problem.

You may be wondering...

You may be wondering, what happened to study leave?

Well, never in my 25 years as a teacher have I come across a year

13 so utterly, catastrophically, terminally stupid.

And that is why study leave has been abolished.

Kids, listen. If you're not going to do it for yourselves,

Do it for us.

Please.

From now on, it's revision.

On the premises.

Nine till 4.30. No excuses, no exceptions, or you're expelled.

We will be a centre of excellence if it kills me. Got it?

Screw your lives up in your own time.

Hello?

Just hold on one moment.

Shanika? Yeah.

Javon, didn't I expel you?

Basketball team made it to the quarter-finals.

I mean, what's that about? No study leave? I'm a man about the town. I had

appointments. Yeah, I wanted to go to Fort Park.

All right, all right, settle down. Let's not panic.

We've still got five days before exam season hits.

Come on, let me hear you. Oggy, oggy, oggy!

OK.

Shell, I need to speak to you.

No,

but...

What did Tony do?

I still hate him, of course.

But he was so romantic.

Super romantic.

Have you told anyone?

Jal, very soon your body's going to change.

I know.

And I've got to make a choice. I am.

Hi, Chris.

Hey, where are you? Oh, shit.

Sorry, I lost track of time.

What are you doing?

Um, I'm at the bank.

What are you doing at the bank?

Banking. I'm cooking for you, right? Hurry up. I'll be there soon, yeah?

Bye.

When?

Soon.

Honest.

You've got a lot to carry.

I'm used to it.

I've got a lot of revision.

Clarinets, not heavy.

I don't mean your bags.

I'm used to it.

Take these and read them carefully, okay?

What does that mean?

What would Jesus do?

Shit. Hey, Marie, give it back.

You fucking give Astrid's life back now.

Now.

Come on, get up.

Pick your stuff up. Come on, move on, you dozy cow.

Bitch.

It's your favourite.

What is?

Eggie bread.

Oh, right.

Why is it black?

I prefer the term African-American.

Get something else.

Let me see what we have here.

Chateau Neuf de la Guerre.

Yeah?

Let's get you some of that then.

For you, madam.

Chris, I've got something to tell you. Cool, me too. I got you a present.

Eh? Cut this morning while you're at the bank?

Um... Right, I know it might seem a bit fast, but... Well, I think we're ready.

So, er... Jal... I want you to be with me.

What? I want your stuff to be in this house.

Yeah? What could be better than that?

Chris... Oh, yeah, what did you want to tell me?

I love you.

Hey, now you're talking.

Right, I was thinking. Don't think.

Sorry.

Not again.

Please, Jo, not again. Look, you can't walk me to the lake and then not let a

camel drink.

I'm fucking thirsty.

I can't.

What the fuck's going on, Jal? I feel like I'm giving you everything, but...

Sorry.

Not even a

cheeky foot job?

One more chance

Hi, Dad.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Yo, come do some pancakes, innit?

Where you been?

Out. I know you been out.

I'm saying, where you been?

Well?

With Chris.

You got exams and an audition coming up.

Forget about him.

The boy's a waster.

He's not a waster. He's a drugged up, good for nothing waster.

Anyone can see you're not going to end up with him.

How would you know?

It's not going to happen. Yeah?

And you know all about relationships, Dad, don't you?

Hey! Hey! Who saw the footage?

Hey, is that really crap, innit? Hey, but when am I going to stop, man? Josh,

man. Yo, but that was... Josh.

You look me in the eye and swear to me this boy won't mess you up somehow.

Why don't you get a life of your own and stay out of mine, OK?

Hey, Ronnie.

Come get some pancakes, man.

What do you say?

Lemon, chocolate, butter.

Can I?

Hello?

Good morning, darling.

Hi, Cass.

It's not the morning, by the way.

Does it matter?

Needed somewhere quiet to revise.

Well, it's quiet, isn't it?

I haven't spoken to you in such a long time, Jal.

I've got a revised class.

It's not like you need to.

Forget the books. Let's talk.

What about?

I don't know.

Fill me in with everything.

Every little detail.

I don't know. There's nothing really to talk about. I'm really happy, Jal.

Things worked out for once.

Isn't that great?

Sid. He just left.

We've been getting to know each other again.

A lot.

Cool.

And it's lovely having someone who cares about you.

All the worries feel lighter when you've got someone you can tell everything to.

Yeah.

We can carry on pretending if it makes you feel any better.

Treat it like a role play.

I love drama.

What?

Do you want to play Jal, or should I?

Hey! Shut up, Cassie! I'm trying to revise here.

What? I've got so much to do and there's so little time.

Revision, revision, revision.

Even though I don't even need decent grades to go to music college. I can't

help myself.

I've got to revise because it makes my mind up being pregnant.

What? All these books.

It stops me thinking about anything.

It stops me thinking about why I'm keeping a secret from my boyfriend.

Please.

Or my best friends.

Please don't talk us.

Secrets hurt.

It's only a matter of time before you and Chris know everything about each

other, Jal.

And there's a lot of secrets out there.

Breakfast?

Who's my babe?

Oi!

Oi! Get back to class.

Thank you.

Very good.

Thank you.

Er,

heya.

Maxi! You all right, guys? I want you guys to meet someone.

James.

James. Yeah, man.

It's James.

Everyone knows James, man.

Sit down.

Hey.

James, can I use my book, yeah? Yeah, OK.

Nice one. So, James, what's he like?

He's good.

Really good.

Oh, that's cool.

Sydney.

Hey. There she is.

What's going on?

What's going on? What's going on?

What's going

on?

What?

Oh shit, I've got to revive, I'm never going to pass.

Michelle, can you just stand still and... Hi.

Hi.

Um, carry your books?

I haven't got any books, Tony.

They're in the study room.

Let's go get them.

Then I'll carry them.

I know I should talk to Chris. It's just... Telling him will make it real

and you'll have to decide.

You need some time out.

This is where I come for a bit of peace and quiet.

Come on!

Hey, Bob.

Hey, Gretel. I've not seen you for a bit.

Oh, well.

Well, I finally got it together with that Sinbad guy I was telling you about.

Sinbad? He'd never pull it together.

Lucky Sinbad.

Bob? This is Esmeralda, but everyone calls her Alda.

It's her first time here. She's into Lady Luck.

Well, now.

There is something for nothing.

Take a chance.

Thanks.

Alda? You can pull any face behind a mask, but be careful.

Why? Because someone else might be pretending.

Huh? You might not be the only one with a secret.

Cass? For Christ's sakes!

Woo!

I win, motherfuckers!

How often do you come here?

Don't you get it, Alder?

This is nowhere.

Nothing matters here.

That's what you want, isn't it?

I don't know.

Go on.

See how your luck's running.

Win means you decide one way.

Losing, you decide another.

You decide.

Oh.

Wow,

a golden one.

You win.

So what's the decision, Alda?

No,

no, no.

What do you say, no?

Well, I say yeah.

No, you should never say no.

And I would do and say yeah.

And I bet you don't say no.

I know your parents have gone to Blackpool for the week, but you're not

my family, Donald.

We all started in Africa.

We're calling this family meeting because we, the Hip Hop Collective, is

making an official announcement.

Basically, we're not in the rap team anymore.

Nah, we just got into business.

I told you, Ronnie, these guys would grow out of the rap team. This time next

week, they'll want to be reggae selectors.

Don't watch.

Man's trying to build a new kind of empire, you get me?

The clothing revolution starts here.

We're going all out.

World domination.

See, we came for everyone in the market. We got teased for the Crips, the Bloods,

and the Gay Man Dem.

They're the only people in the market with the exclusive Do You Clothing

Rage?

So, how are you going to pay for all this?

What?

What? Well, perhaps you've come true with the dollar, you get me? You want me

to invest in your T-shirt business?

The show, old man.

And the record label. We're taking over it. Oh, shit, now they're back in the

music business.

We've already got a showerman artist.

Yeah? Who?

Zoop, zoop. Do you, familia?

All I need my favourite papa was a preacher man to do is sign the six

-figure deal.

What are you saying, gel?

Do I sign or am I in over my head?

I'm sorry.

Blurred fire.

Sit down I said sit

Give

me the plan move in with Chris

have a kid have a couple Maybe

Look at me. I don't want to you fucking look at me

dad. It's simple You either fuck up your life or you don't.

You've got an audition, music college, everything you've been working for,

everything I've been paying for. I'm not going to that audition.

Why?

I can't even look at you right now.

I'm disappointed.

Disappointed? OK, I'm a big fat disappointment.

Yeah, you are.

Jesus, why are you doing this to me?

Stop it.

If your mother was here... Well, I'd like to see that, but she's not here.

She won't step foot in this place.

You did something.

You fucked up so bad.

And one day we're going to find out what you did.

I don't know what I did.

Crap!

What would my mum say, Dad?

Where is my mum? Shut your mouth! Where is she?

No! What would my mum say, Dad?

Come back here!

I've got Lillian in the house.

Go away.

It's blessed.

Hey.

What are you bawling for?

You've got a young blood nephew passing through.

We're already feeling it still.

I love you guys.

Give me some of that love.

clocked how lucrative the Do You Baby range could be.

You all right?

Chris. I thought you were coming round last night.

Yeah, sorry.

Cassie says that I should talk to you.

I can't, Chris. I've got to go to London for my audition and then back to my

aunt. Yeah, I know, but you're really into hearing this. I know.

I waited for you and... Not now!

Hold on, look, listen.

Look what we're waiting for.

Come live with me. Look, we're going to run out of time if you don't stand still

and just... I've got to go.

I'm going to be late.

Yeah, I know.

You know?

Look, I know that if you go to that audition, then you'll get in. And then

one way or another, sooner or later, we'll be over.

You don't know what you're talking about.

No?

Look, my pad's this way.

My music audition.

I didn't go.

What? I need you.

It's not like I've got in yet. You'll get in.

Then you'll probably move in with some fucking music student called Terry from

East Anglia. He plays the fucking trombone.

And then you'll sit up through the night discussing your blowing techniques. Then

you'll blow him.

And I fucking love you.

Yeah, you'll move in with him and then I could be like dying.

Yeah, and you wouldn't even know about it.

I'm just going to an audition.

Then we're going to talk, Chris.

Wish me luck.

Luck?

All right, no blowing trombones then, yeah?

Jolander, phaser.

Which of the four pieces are you playing for us today?

The Brahms.

Brahms?

Bit of a cop-out.

Cop-out?

It's the easiest piece out of the four.

And we're about challenge.

We need to know if you are too, hmm? But... So, we'll give the Weber a crack.

Unless you feel you aren't up to it.

Oh, let her play the easy piece.

I'll play the fucking Weber.

What are you looking at?

Hi, Cassie.

Hi, Shell.

Um, I was just wondering if Daryl was here.

Thought we could go to the oral together.

He's not here.

No. Okay?

Cassie?

Has she told him yet?

It's none of our business, Shell.

Look, I want to talk to him.

Chris went to bed.

He's not feeling well again.

She'll be at the oral.

She always does what she's supposed to do.

Yeah. Look, Cassie, I'm really sorry about me and Sid.

You saw a sense?

Yeah.

I'm glad.

Good luck, Shell.

Hello? Hello?

Hello, Jolanda.

Mum?

Is this real?

Everything's real, darling.

You better tuck in.

Before Ace and Linton come.

You won't be here when Ace and Linton come.

Sit down.

I hear you've got a boyfriend.

Who said?

Right. Dad told you.

Ronnie tells me a lot of things.

No, he doesn't.

Listen, talk about you. You don't exist for him.

Well, you know all about it, don't you?

Dad wouldn't.

He hates you.

One thing I know for certain about Ronnie is that he doesn't hate me.

Jolanda, there is a reason for everything.

Whatever you do now about this baby will have a reason.

You'll understand it. Maybe nobody else will.

But you can live with that, can't you? Where the f*** were you?

I remember standing in this kitchen one Tuesday.

I scraped sauce off Linton's coat.

I wiped snot off Ace's knee.

And I redid the plaits in your hair.

And I watched you go off to school.

And I knew that your dad was coming in from the afternoon flight from New York.

We needed you.

I couldn't stand that.

It was easy to go upstairs and pack a bag, walk to the bus stop, get on.

I had some choices.

I had some choices.

And that's what I did.

Did you know the maximum text charge from one mobile phone network to another

is 30p?

And you could even spare 30 fucking pence to check how he's okay.

To say happy birthday.

And talking that I was going to achieve what?

Tell me, because my network's fucking cheap.

You made your choice.

Jolanda. It's Jow.

Jolanda.

The one thing that your father couldn't forgive was... I wasn't honest.

I didn't tell him.

That was all.

You'd better go before Ace and Linton get back.

I know it's hard, but try to relax.

I think I've finally realized what it means to be an adult.

I've always wondered, you know?

But it's easy.

Being an adult is when you have to make a decision and no one can help

you.

Si no hago nada dentro de ocho meses tendré un bebé.

La gente necesita saber esto.

Pero estarán dolidos y enfadados y yo estoy asustada.

Probablemente por eso me resulta difícil tomarme en serio este examen.

Así que discúlpeme.

Good luck.

Chris? I've been trying to call you.

Where the fuck have you been?

Well, they had coffee, but I thought these looked so vibrant, I just couldn't

resist.

Cassie, nothing's making sense.

I couldn't decide which flavour, so the man suggested we had Lucky Dip, a bit

like a thunderball.

Mmm, guava.

Cassie. With a hint of papaya.

Cassie, what's wrong with Chris?

So refreshing, I can feel the steel drums chiming against my taste buds.

Cassie!

I don't want to play anymore.

What the fuck's going on?

I told you.

He had a bit of a headache. Said he'd just nip down to the hospital. Nip?

To the hospital?

What's wrong with him?

What if I just told him your secret?

What?

You're not the only one, Jal.

What do you want about Cass?

Chris doesn't have any secrets. I know everything there is to know about.

You never saw the pills?

Chris is always taking pills and I'm always telling him to stop, but... Not

those kind.

The kind that you're supposed to take.

Why?

Because there's something wrong with you.

What kind of pills, Cassie?

He fell on the floor, Del.

There was blood in his ear. I didn't know what to do.

Cassie Ainsworth?

Is there a Cassie Ainsworth here?

Here. This way, please.

Why are they asking for you?

I'll have to explain.

You can't do anything else now?

Go on.

I keep stepping on mines, Cass.

I know.

Chris? Are you the girlfriend?

Yeah. Good.

He's nearly gone.

What? Where?

Pre-meds.

You'll be out in a minute.

Go on, have a chat.

Chris, what's wrong?

The sky is blue and the grass is green.

Good mood shit.

Everything's... Everything's cool.

What pills do you take?

I've got pills.

Shh.

It's a secret.

No one knows.

And don't tell Jal, because... And if you

tell Jal, then she won't move in with me anymore.

I'm pregnant.

I might have to have a baby.

Or I might have to... I might want...

Why

is he like that?

It's probably a mixture of the pre-meds for the operation.

What operation?

The swelling on his brain caused by the clot isn't doing him any good, though.

That's why we've decided to keep him under until the doctor explained all

this to you.

It's marked as girlfriend spoke to doctor.

He said you knew about this because of the hereditary aspect.

The brother, the brother died of the same thing.

What's happening?

What are they doing?

Chris?

Chris? Oh my god, can you hear me? Chris?

What's wrong?

What's wrong with him?

Chris? Chris?

Please tell me, what's wrong with him?

Where's he going?

Where are you taking him?

Where's he going?

Chris? Chris?

And he... And he jumps, you know.

Cheeky foot jump.

This is all my luck.

That's all I got.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet

sunflowers

are given

to us.

Turn over your papers.

I'll love you forever, Sid. You will?

Yes.

That's the problem.

I fucked up.

Tony fucked up. Sid fucked up.

Giles fucked up worse than any of us, but it doesn't all have to turn to shit.

You're her.

You're Chris's mum.

Still vanilla, isn't it? Maybe not that great with meatballs.

I stopped eating, and then everyone had to do what I said.

I fell in love.

Ah, love.

Why cut yourself when you can be in love?

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