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Babe, I really don't get why you're so nervous.

I know, I know. You've met people's parents before. Clearly. You're 23.

But it's just my parents are a little... A little what? A little weird?

Well, yeah.

Don't get too crazy. You know what? I think I can handle weird.

Oh, shit.

You're so adorable.

Yeah. So hot.

Well, you know what? I think you're the hot.

Hi.

Hi. It's so good to see you. What are you doing?

You promised.

You knew Katie was coming over today.

Oh, she...

You are quite lovely, aren't you, Katie? Yeah, thanks.

Nice to meet you.

Katie.

Brian.

She's so lovely.

Don't be shy. Come on in, guys. Come on.

Close the door.

Okay.

Guys, can you put some clothes on, please?

What the hell?

Oh, well, we're having a family photo shoot today.

We're really excited about this. We've been waiting to do this a long time.

We have.

Well, to be honest, I didn't know this was going to be a nude shoot.

Oh, well, you know, after 30 years of marriage, we just kind of want to spice

some things up a little bit.

Well, make yourselves comfortable, I suppose.

And, uh,

Samantha, if you could just lift your leg.

I'm not done.

That was great.

Blair, Katie, why don't you hop in on one?

Me?

Come on. I mean, yeah, sure.

Why? Come on. It'll make for a great story. Who cares?

But this isn't a story, Katie. This is my life.

Every single girlfriend I bring home to them leaves me for this. They're shit.

Every single girlfriend?

Why are you even bringing up your girlfriends?

What the fuck?

Okay, well, I'm staying.

So, you can leave.

Fine.

So, where do you guys want me?

Well, wherever you feel comfortable.

Okay.

In the middle, yes? Right here. Okay.

It's so pretty.

Thank you.

Can we get you to blend in a little better? Can we do the straps on the

shoulders maybe?

Um, I mean, they don't really come down.

I mean, does it come off over the top then? Is that easier?

Yeah, it could, but I don't really have anything under.

That's okay.

Look. Well, I guess if I'll be a part of the family, why not?

Let us help you.

Gotta start somewhere.

Okay.

You guys are great

Yeah,

I said hold it there

Nice Like you behind her and I'm laying back

Oh.

Okay.

Perfect. Come down this way.

Towards your boobs?

Kind of.

Yes. Right here? Right. That's amazing.

Should I smile?

Yes. Smile for the camera.

That's it. Hold it there, guys.

Yeah, you're great.

Now, let's do a double.

blow job exactly were you thinking that right let's try that i have a blow job

well just it's just we're just for the picture oh right positioning correct

okay cool yeah

this

one's going to make the great christmas card

Do you want some too?

Yes.

There you go, yes.

Such a

nice

coffee.

Do you want me to try it?

Yes, there you go.

Is that good?

Yeah,

I like that watching you take it.

I'm so distracted. That's okay.

I want you to give her all that attention.

So this is how you guys did that position.

You don't need to give me practice.

What are you talking about?

Why don't you talk to me?

Here,

let's take these off. I think it'll look better for the shoot.

Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah, that way we all match.

That's my girl. Yeah, take that big dig.

Uh-huh.

Yes. Put your hands back on it.

It's okay. Just put your hands back on it. There you go.

Yes, sis.

That's true.

Cheers.

I think you'll be able to see the pictures later, honey. Yeah, do you want

it? Should we pose?

Oh, yes.

Get in there.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes.

That's so good.

Two hands pulling you apart.

Should I take the camera? Yeah, I think so.

Yeah,

I'm cheating on top of mine.

Yes. Do you want me to face you with the camera?

I'm glad. I plan to.

Should we smile?

Wait, wait, wait.

That's so good, honey.

God, that feels so good.

God you guys are so fucking hot.

Everyone smile Are those photos coming up?

It's so good.

You can't talk.

I'm with you right now.

I'm almost in a normal.

You're going to have to teach me one day.

Baby, did you hear that?

It seems like there's going to be a natal date.

Yes, yes, yes.

I want her to sit on my face.

Oh.

She wants to taste your juice

Oh yes.

Fuck.

I want you to get a doggy face in that light.

I want you to get on top of her.

We're getting acrobatic. Is this going to look good, do you think?

Yeah, okay.

Up there.

That's what I've always wanted to see.

Um...

Don't forget to smile for the camera.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

You guys are the best photos.

Oh, honey, you're the best.

Should we get a photo of this as well? Yes. Oh, yes, my camera.

Play it.

Thanks, guys.

Sorry.

Every fucking time.

Aw, look at that one.

This one by far is my favorite.

Wanna know what?

This one's definitely my favorite too.