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Relax, relax.

Nothing has happened.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, God.

I know.

Do you remember?

He left early because of his tuition.

He hasn't gone home yet.

Actually, my dad has a lot of work.

So, I thought I should give him some space.

By the way, your father is a scoundrel.

I mean, he keeps taking someone's money every day.

You are absolutely right.

I think no one has ever cheated on this many girls.

As much as his father has cheated on his aunt.

What's the problem in that?

My dad didn't marry for me.

And anyway, there's a thing called heat in the body, right? And anyway, it

benefits me.

It benefits you? What do you mean? How?

I know that I don't like girls.

I like aunts.

Whatever aunts my dad brings,

whatever I like, I'll take a chance on that.

You're such a mother-son, son.

Okay, let's get out of here. I'll go to the doctor's office now.

Hey, my brother, let's think of something good for the poor sometimes.

Yes, okay.

Piyush, you're here at this time?

Yes aunty, I came to get food for papa.

Yes, but I told you that I won't cook for you at night.

No aunty, don't say that. I haven't eaten anything since morning.

And like papa, I'm also having a stomach ache.

Okay, I'll cook for you. But tell me one thing, why did you come through the

window? Why didn't you come through the main door?

Yes, if I wanted, I could have come through the main door.

But the scene between you and papa, the one with the food.

If uncle finds out, you'll be in trouble.

Have you gone mad?

It smells really nice.

I think they're making biryani for uncle.

You go from here.

If my husband finds out, it'll be a big problem.

Nothing will happen, aunty.

Anyway, the biryani is being made.

I'll eat a little bit of uncle's biryani too.

I'm telling you, go from here.

Nothing will happen.

Piyush, you come tomorrow morning. I will feed you biryani, thali,

everything. Go from here now. Aunty, I am hungry right now.

And you are talking about food tomorrow.

I am telling you, go.

If he sees, it will be a problem.

Go from here.

No one will see.

By the way, dad will eat food in the morning. Son will eat biryani in the

night. You have fun.

Father in the day and son in the night.

Urmila, did you cook the food?

Yes, mom. Just 10 minutes.

10 minutes?

Uncle and dad only take 10 minutes?

I take at least half an hour.

Fuse!

What are you doing?

What I should have done.

Bye-bye.

Hmm.

Oh.

Ugh!

Ah! Ah!

Oh, oh.

The bell is on the mobile.

Move it.

Hello.

Yes?

I saw an ad.

Do you rent the house?

Yes. Dad, this is the one.

I put the ad for the rent. This is for her.

Okay.

My name is Vidya.

And I am a teacher.

This is my younger sister, Kusum.

We have just come here.

We are looking for a house.

Okay.

That's good.

You are a teacher and your name is Vidya.

We have another house.

We are looking for a house.

You can look for it. Okay.

Let's go.

This aunty is so cute.

But my father will beat her up before I do.

Come in, Vidya ji.

Vidya ji, this is our second house that we rent.

This is the hall.

This is the washroom. This is the kitchen.

And this is the bedroom.

Mahesh, this house is very nice.

So tell me, since when can we shift?

Vidya ji, whenever you want.

This is your house now.

Thank you so much.

Vidya ji, who else is shifting with you?

There are only two of us.

Me and my sister.

And your husband?

Actually, we are divorced.

So we don't live together.

Then you and I are the same.

Sorry? I mean, you are divorced.

And many years ago, my wife passed away.

So you haven't married yet?

Vidya ji, you know that for kids...

We have to sacrifice.

Yes, but we don't get such fathers these days.

Okay, Vidya.

I'll drop you outside.

Okay. Let's go. Okay.

Brother, what is this?

I've never seen an aunt like her before.

I feel like beating her up right there.

You won't be able to do it so soon.

First of all, you'll have to convince your father.

Then you'll blackmail him.

I don't think my dad will convince him.

He's so young.

This time, I'll have to do something.

Then how will you convince him?

Look, I have a plan.

Our tuition is so far from our house.

And Vidya ma'am teaches biology.

So we'll talk to our family, okay?

That she'll teach us biology.

You guys also talk at home, okay?

Bro, he's right.

Let's go home and talk at home.

Let's go.

Dad,

I want to talk to you about something. Tell me.

Dad, the tuition is so far from home and I have to go in the sun as well.

Will you quit tuition?

No, I don't want to quit tuition.

Vidya ma'am also teaches biology.

So we were thinking that we want to study tuition from them.

Idiot! Are you an idiot?

I have given you an advance fee of 3 months.

Who will leave you? Even you only think about money.

What did you say?

Papa, I am saying that look, I am with them.

Now they live here. They do a lot of work.

We can't forgive them for the rent.

In return, if we take tuition from them. I am saying that you talk to Sanjay and

Pankaj's father.

Yes, they will also study together.

And dad, think about it.

If we all study, how much respect will you get in the eyes of Ms. Vidya?

By the way, Piyush is right.

It is not so easy to rob and steal things like Vidya.

We will have to do a few favours on her.

What are you thinking, dad?

I am thinking, Piyush. You are right.

Tomorrow, I will talk to Pankaj and Sanjay's dad.

And then I will talk to madam.

Okay? Okay.

Uncle, did you just come to see her or you had some work to do?

Sorry, son. I came to meet Vidya.

Can you please call her?

Sister, maybe she is sleeping in her room.

I am going to take a bath.

You go and see for yourself.

Okay, son.

Mr. Mahesh, you are here?

When did you come?

I just came, Vidya.

I thought of checking if the house is set.

The house is set.

But I was so tired after cleaning the house. I didn't know when I fell asleep.

Vidya, you are so great.

You do everything alone.

What can I do, Mr. Mahesh?

What is the option?

You are right.

By the way, you do everything alone.

You will need money too.

And you will have to pay rent for the house.

I was thinking of teaching biology to Piyush and his friends.

So that you can get some help.

You are such a good person.

I will start teaching children from tomorrow.

That's a good thing.

Vidya ji, I am always ready for you. Whenever you need anything, tell me

without hesitation.

Okay.

Bro, you were right.

Ma'am is a very strong woman.

Come on, all three of us will take a shower together.

Will you say sorry later?

Have you gone mad?

The police will take me and my father first.

What can I do?

I can't take it anymore.

Do one thing. Go to the bathroom and shake her.

What's going on?

Ma'am, we have to shake Pankaj.

What did you say?

No ma'am, it's okay.

I had to go to the washroom.

It's okay, I'll go after class.

Good.

Anyway, your subject is biology.

And to understand biology, it's very important for us to understand our body.

Your body is very heavy, ma'am.

What?

I was saying, why is it important to understand the body?

That's because our human body And our body contains biology.

So, Sanjay, what do you see in my body?

Ma'am, your face is so beautiful.

Okay. Pankaj, now you tell me. Ma'am, your eyes.

Your eyes are very beautiful.

So, Hughes, now you tell me. What do you see in my body?

Sorry, ma'am.

But I'm only looking at your boobs.

No, Piyush.

You don't need to say sorry.

This is normal in opposite sex.

Sex? Yes, sex.

Not the one you think is sex. The male and female one.

Why does it happen?

That's because when a boy and a girl get attracted to each other, they give birth

and then the reproduction progresses.

So... Ma'am, please teach us about reproduction.

Yes.

Yes, I will.

But not today.

The day after tomorrow.

Ma'am, why the day after tomorrow?

Because tomorrow is Sunday.

It's a holiday.

Okay, ma'am.

Okay, you can go now.

Okay.

Do you smoke too?

Why? Can boys have all the fun?

No, it's not like that.

But if two people share a cigarette, then it's a different kind of fun.

Okay. And tell me, how was your class today?

Today's class was very good.

Looking at Ms. Vidya,

I felt... I mean...

Doesn't Vidya ma'am's lips make you stand up?

What? What are you saying?

Hey, man, chill.

Did you stand up or not?

By the way, yes, I did stand up.

But your horse is still asleep.

. .

.

. . .

Look, your horse is ready to run.

Oh, my God, such a big horse.

Now even I am scared.

Then you should be scared.

Then you should be scared.

Mmm.

Hmm.

If my father hears this, he will put his son in my house.

If he puts such a big horse in my house, I will be in trouble.

Ah!

How are you feeling, Raheela? Are you having fun?

You were right.

She is capable of running in a wide street.

But whatever it is, I am having a lot of fun.

What did you say? Did you tell ma'am directly that I'm looking at her boobs?

What if ma'am would have kicked you or told your father?

You guys will always be fools.

Whenever something happens, just say it. Okay?

And then say sorry with love.

Understood?

Bro, whatever it is, I called ma'am thrice last night and kissed her.

Yes.

Not three times.

But even I had a fist-fight with her once.

You guys just have a fist-fight.

Okay? I had a fist-fight yesterday. With whom?

Bro? Was it with ma'am?

No, not with ma'am. It was with ma'am's sister.

That's good, brother.

Bro, can you take care of us too?

Bro, I have an idea.

I don't want to hurt you guys, but I can show you my ass.

Today is Sunday and ma'am and ma'am's sister are cleaning up.

We'll go quietly and I can show you their mess.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Day? I haven't wasted so many days on anyone.

Tonight, I have to spend it with Vidyam.

Priyush!

Do something.

I don't know about this Pankaj, but I will definitely rape him.

You both look after yourselves.

I will take the ban first.

Think something Mahesh.

Think something.

One more thing.

What?

Neither Kusum nor ma'am should know about this. Okay?

Let them know.

If we get a chance, we'll do a threesome.

Have you gone mad?

Threesome? I found out that you lost both your hands because of a threesome.

Oh, how did the light go off?

Hello. Mahesh, has the light from your house gone off?

No. What happened? It's coming here.

Actually, the light from our house has gone off.

So... Can you come and have a look?

Why not?

I'll come, Ms. Vidya.

Do one thing.

Come to the main switchboard.

I'll be there.

Okay, I'll be there.

Mahesh, what happened to the light?

Chipkali.

I'm scared of Chipkali, Mahesh.

Vidya, Chipkali ran away.

Vidya ji, Chhipakli ran away but you woke up my cricket.

My cricket doesn't change colour, it changes size.

Your cricket is changing so much size that I can feel it all the way here.

So what do you want to do with it?

I will have to make it sleep, Vidya ji.

Or else it won't let me sleep.

Then go and make it sleep and go to sleep yourself.

No, Vidya ji.

This is your place.

And you will have to listen to me.

Before your Giri Giri breaks into our 90% bill, let's call him.

Hmm.

Ugh.

Ooh.

Oh.

Aww.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.