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Previously on Australian Survivor...

Drop your buffs.

We are merged.

Five World and five Aussies.

This is gonna be a battle to see who can gain dominance.

...merge started off with a bang.

"Choose one person to return to camp immediately."

Whoa!

Parv.

You don't want me as your enemy, Luke.

Being banished from the auction

led Parvati straight to a secret advantage.

"This advantage offers you a rare opportunity to seize power

"by making another player's hidden immunity idol your own."

I am the princess of power right now.

Mother Nature...

We got a lightning issue.

...delivered a shocking end to the challenge.

Ya!

Congratulations, Tommi. Immunity is yours.

Luke wanted the Aussies to stay strong...

...but Kirby and Shonee had their own plan.

I wanna play with Parv. And I love blindsides.

This is what I play for. This is where the fun is.

Do I want to play with Kirby? Absolutely.

Am I super afraid of Kirby?

Absolutely.

At tribal, Kirby made way for a new ride or die...

Sarah.

Wow, blindsided.

...leaving the Aussies outnumbered.

Play hard. I wanna be entertained on that jury.

The tribe has spoken. Yes, they have.

Nine are left. Who will be going home tonight?

Holy hell. Oh, man, look, everything's changed.

I got blindsided tonight.

I tried to be Australia strong, patriotic for the country.

Stick together as solid team.

And obviously, that's not the case now.

I did!

You have? Yeah.

Everyone thinks they've got my trust

so that's why Kirbs is moving as she is.

And, oh, "Luke will come back,"

but nup, no way now. I'm done. I'm done.

But right now, I still trust Janine.

Yep.

Blew it up.

We've got the minority. It's now just playing individual game.

Yeah, no, That's off.

I'm not interested in keeping Australia strong.

The floodgates are open.

I'm just interested in surviving.

We have survived.

It's cool, hey?

How good is it? Yeah.

Last night, Sarah got blindsided.

She started saying that I'm a dangerous player

and people need to start thinking about it.

She just needed to go.

Are we coordinated!

Green and blue, those are our team colours.

Wear 'em. Don't show up with anything outside of that.

That's it. That's all we need.

I want a ride and die in this game.

It's Parvati for me,

and I hope it's me for Parvati.

Because I want to sit with the queen.

Thanks, Kirby.

I wanna be next to the best.

Where were you?

Are you serious about... this?

Yes, I'm serious about this. OK.

I've been serious about this.

I've always been honest with you.

Thanks, Kirbs.

Don't 'thanks Kirbs' me.

Look, I invented the flirt game.

I see it when it's happening to me. It's fun.

Like be serious. Would you sit with me at the end?

Yeah, of course I would.

I would go up against anyone at the end.

If I can get to the end, I'm sitting at the end.

OK. That's all I care about.

So you'd be down to go to the end with me and Cirie?

How many commitments do I need to make to you?

- Let's do it. - I said... I was doing it anyway.

If you blindside me, I swear - to God. - No.

I swear to God. Are you blindsiding me?!

Right now, the strength of my connections out here are so strong.

Nah.

Promise? Promise.

I still have that girls' alliance from the beginning.

And Shonee and I are kindred spirits.

I feel like you would look so cute pregnant.

No, it was like a box.

But... Kirby and I have the perfect storm.

She's not afraid to play with good players.

And Kirby not being afraid of me

is the strongest aphrodisiac.

I'm really into it.

- How are you? - I'm good. Good, good, good, good.

OK.

Oh, OK.

Thank you.

No, no, no.

Exactly.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Yeah.

Kirby has pretty much us all over.

Her personal vendetta

has now put the Aussies in a minority

and once again we have to scramble from the bottom.

Thanks very much, Kirby.

The thing with Kirby is like, lie to me once, shame on you.

Lie to me twice, shame on me. Yes.

Look, I think she's building herself too big of a game.

Yep.

Right now, the only option for Luke and I is to find new people.

Yep.

We need to divide and conquer.

Do you wanna have a chat? I haven't had a chat with you at all.

Yeah. Let's do it.

Wiggle our way in

and somehow find a crack in the World tribe.

I mean, obviously, I'm, like, riding with Cirie.

So I'm like if you and Luke... I love Cirie.

I know. She's amazing. I love her

and want to work with her.

And then, yeah, obviously you. Yeah.

This is a game of deception and paranoia.

Not telling the truth, right?

If I can plant a seed, I'll plant a seed.

It's sort of like a frenemy sitch.

So she's just sitting there. Just sitting there, ready to strike.

Kass didn't say anything about me to you, did she?

She said, you know, we really need to go for threats.

And then she alluded to me?

If I was playing charades... That would be the intel.

Girl! What?!

Kass is gunning for me? I can't believe it.

I like Kass but I truly think that Kass will go for you

and you'll go for Kass.

So I think you've gotta pick a - side. - Yeah.

OK, let's work on it.

Maybe Janine is trying to pit me and Kass against each other,

but it's possible that Kass may be holding a grudge against me

because I didn't vote with her last night.

If people are telling me that Kass is saying my name...

...I'm down to go after Kass.

She's public enemy number one

and we'll break up our girls' alliance.

Big mistake, Kass. Huge!

Come on in!

Oh, my God.

Oh, what is this? Oof! Oh!

Torture challenge.

That looks painful.

Torture chamber.

So Parvati,

did Sarah's departure kick off a world war?

Sarah's departure was a surprise for a lot of people.

And I think people have been scrambling around,

trying to find a new place of power in the tribe.

Luke, I see you nodding back there.

Yeah, I completely agree. I completely agree.

So Kirby, did people have more to say once they got back to camp?

Ah...

...yeah, well, obviously we all know where we sit now.

Alright. Shall we get to today's immunity challenge?

Yes. Alright, Tommi.

Thank you. Yep.

Once again, immunity is back up for grabs.

Today's challenge is very simple.

You just need to hold up two heavy beams

which are a percentage of your body weight

for as long as you can.

Drop one, drop both, you're out of the challenge.

Last person left standing wins immunity, safe from the vote.

In addition, you're also gonna be playing for reward.

A scroll.

Ooh!

Loses tribal council where somebody is gonna

become the sixth person voted out.

Let's draw for spots. Let's get to it.

Alright, everyone, take up the weights.

Oh, my... What? What?

Oh, my God. That's heavy.

Everyone's struggling already and we haven't even started this challenge.

Ohhhh!

There you go.

Alright, everyone's in position.

For immunity, this challenge is on.

Oh Lord.

To make it fair, each of you are holding up 15% of your body weight.

Oh, my God. I wish I was trimmer.

Me too.

It's so heavy.

It's torture.

Oh. I'm out.

Less than a minute in, Cirie is out.

Ooh, shit.

Just need to hold those beams up

so the indicators stay in the painted zone.

Sorry. Janine is out.

Wow. Dropping like flies.

This is insane.

Shonee, digging deep. Struggling.

Hang in there. You're doing good.

Parvati, eyes closed.

Trying to breathe through it.

This is...

OK.

After two minutes, Shonee is out.

Wow.

Now we're down to five.

Kirby, Kass,

Luke, Tommi

and Parvati.

Luke, you must be doing well, you're not groaning.

Like so sore.

Quickly gonna feel it in your shoulders.

Upper arms.

There's nowhere to hide on this one.

Arghhhh.

Oooh!

Nup. Oh, my God, nup.

Luke, so much pain.

Just fighting to stay in it.

It's never pretty with Luke.

Oh. Nup.

There it is. Back into position. Nice save.

Oh, Tommi, digging deep.

Parv has the shoulders of steel.

Oh, my God, I feel like I'm gonna break something.

That is it. Five minutes in. Tommi's out.

Right behind him, Luke drops out.

Wow, good job. That was bloody hard.

Now we're down to three.

Kirby, Kass and Parvati.

Parv's gonna be good.

Three very strong women.

Go, girls.

So strong.

They've all been at it for ten minutes.

It is hot out here today.

You're stuck in that position, you're just gonna start to bake.

It's stinking.

That's gonna zap your energy.

Parvati digging deep.

Oh, God.

Kirby start to struggle now.

My shoulders are gonna give.

Kirby, very close to the edge there.

Ah! Nice save from Kirby.

12 minutes. Kirby's out.

Now we have a showdown between Kass...

...and Parvati.

Going head to head. We've seen this matchup before.

Who's gonna take it today?

Or are they going to cut another deal?

Little grimace on Parvati's face.

Stay in, P.

Meanwhile, Kass just casually looking at her shoe.

Parvati, trying to smile through the pain.

Stay on it, P.

Oh!

Oh, Parvati's - struggling. - Yeah.

Parvati, trying to shake it out.

Oh, God.

So much determination.

Just not gonna give in.

That's the thing with these challenges,

you just don't know how long the other person has.

That is it. After 15 minutes, Parvati drops out.

Kass wins individual immunity.

Great work. You're amazing.

Good job.

Kass, come on over. Good job!

Congratulations. Individual immunity is yours.

How does that feel? Feels good actually. Finally.

Feels good. Huh? Finally. Alright.

Well, you've also won this. Ooh.

You get to read this back at camp, but not until tomorrow morning.

As for the rest of you, tribal council tonight,

where one of you will become the second member of our jury.

Won't be you. Well done. Head back to camp. I'll see you tonight.

Intriguing. Good job.

After last night's tribal,

Australia is split up like five states.

No-one wants to play together.

It is a cluster freak.

But I ain't sitting down, laying down like no dead animal.

Me and Janine are fighting from the bottom.

Look it, maybe it's my turn for a blindside.

No! I'm not OK with Kass having the immunity necklace tonight.

It's possible that Kass could be coming for me.

This feels like Tony 2.0.

And I cannot have one of those femme fatales who used to be with me

now going rogue.

OK. Congrats on the necklace. Thank you.

So, what do we do?

I'm just like... Yeah, I'm feeling nervous

because I know people have been floating my name.

Really?

I've heard that you have been saying my name.

Really? Yeah.

That's not true.

I swear I'm not voting for you at all.

OK. I swear.

OK. OK. 'Cause I don't know what to believe right now.

I'm like hearing it from different people.

OK. Then let's do it.

You're in? Yeah.

Is anyone telling me the truth, or is everybody lying?

Thank God I have an idol. 'Cause otherwise I would be a sitting duck.

Janine came to me about Kass saying my name.

I was like, I gotta find out what's going on here.

-Did you find out? - So when I talked to her about it,

she was like, "No, no, no, I didn't do that."

I'm really nervous now. Why?

Because now I feel like there's some traction to, like, blindside me.

Well, would I not tell you that? I've been... Have I lied to you?

I know, but...

What did I tell you this morning, though?

OK.

So what do you seriously want to do?

Who do you seriously want to do and why?

I can't get Kass because she has the necklace. Mm.

That's why I was, like, trying to hold on for dear life today.

We need to split up that little trio that you have -

Tommi, Lisa and Kass.

So we're gonna do Lisa.

Or Tommi. You tell me.

I don't care either way. If everyone's on Lisa, fine.

Alright. I promise to never write your name down.

OK. I'll never write your name down.

No. Where's the promise? I promise.

Yes. I promise to never write your name down.

OK. Kirby.

It's like standing next to the god!

I've committed all of my entire game to that girl,

so I need to break up the non-American trio.

Sorry.

And I need to get our Aussie people together.

Yeah. Yep.

We need to take either Lisa or Tommi.

OK. Yeah.

We just say Lisa.

I wanna to take out those three players.

OK?

Let's stay Aussie. Let's be - Aussie. - Alright, alright.

Well.

I absolutely love that Parv and I have done our first vote together.

It's giving the people what they want.

How iconic is that?

But I'm not dumb.

We're all in it together.

I don't really see myself, Parvati, Cirie and Kirby

being a long time thing,

so I'm keeping my options open.

OK. 'Cause those three are solid.

And then you, me... OK. Would you do that?

I would. OK.

No. Look at me. I'm in the - swamp. - Yes.

No-one would see

after last night that it's me and you joined up with them.

And it's unexpected. Fully unexpected.

Alright. Done. I'm happy about that.

I'm happy. I'm like...

...it's given me a little bit of zest for life again.

Congratulations, Kirby.

After last night, Shonee already wants to defect.

That's music to my ears.

Oh, look, a big shark. Big - shark. - A big shark?

Yeah. Big shark. Behind 'em too. Behind 'em.

Is it us? Yeah.

Janine and I, we are dividing

and looking for cracks in the World tribe.

So I'm going on a round-the-world trip.

I'm going to Quebec. I'm going to Finland.

I'm gonna join up with you guys. Alright?

And do you know where else I might even go?

Is to wherever the other person lives.

Yeah. For sure.

Oh. Alright.

I know, Lisa, they're coming for you.

Yeah? Yep.

You can't tell them, but. You know, this is me.

I'm like an inside mole right now.

Because, like, yesterday, I was Aussie strong.

There's no lines anymore.

Like lines are gone because youse got blindsided.

I got blindsided.

I'm joining youse guys right now.

Like I'm fully joined. Alright?

She's gonna take it Aussie. Let's take Aussie.

Or we could take Kirby, we could take whoever.

Yeah.

Um. Yeah. Let's do it.

And Janine wouldn't come with us.

Shonee's coming in.

OK. As I said, I am legit.

I wanna just swing back and be like, "Ha. My turn."

Exactly. My turn.

Yeah.

I've turned today's chaos into an opportunity for myself.

So I'm hoping it pays off

and we're blindsiding Cirie tonight.

The jury's watching. So let's, uh, put on a performance.

This morning, like a chess player,

I put the right pieces in the right roles,

and then Kass won immunity, which sucks!

But I'm weighing up if I can swing big.

If I swing, I cannot miss.

Hey, how you doing? Come on over.

Yeah. So where... Where are we all at? Where?

What are we doing? Are we Lisa-ing or what are we doing?

Yep. OK, Lisa.

Yeah. Go for it.

To win in the industry that I'm in,

you have to know how to make deals with people.

And I'm the best of the best.

If I tell you it's in your best interest,

guaranteed it'll be in MY best interest.

So...

I need your empathy. Intuitiveness, right.

What are you trying to tell me? OK.

Now, Kirby...

...I really like her. I love working with her. She's great.

Right.

Do you think she's being honest with me

because she's lied two times with regard to the vote.

So I just need to get a check sense 'cause I think she's solid,

but I think she's lying to me. Yes, she is.

OK. I mean...

So what did she say to you?

She really wants to be with me. Yeah.

It just makes me feel so uneasy because if you're not...

...tight with your people...

...then where do I stand? I just walked up into this.

No. Well, you'll be... She'll use you until she doesn't.

That's exactly how I feel. Like I'm being used.

Yeah. That's exactly how I feel!

Right. Right.

Kirby's a huge player. I know.

Like, we're all a little - scared. - Yeah.

'Cause she's a good big player.

She's a big thinker. Right.

And she does the...

"I'm still learning in this." And I'm rolling my eyes going, yeah.

She scared me from day one, this girl.

I mean, is that something we should consider?

What do you think? I mean...

Kirby's a huge player. I know.

She scared me from day one, this girl.

I mean, is that something we should consider?

The shot can't be missed, - though. - No, no.

No, no.

I can wheel and deal.

I know how to get the best of these people.

I'm the godmother.

Sarah was her number one.

Which is crazy to me.

I didn't even believe that.

If this is your number one, how did you go from number one

to this is my target? I know.

You know why? Because her name was mentioned.

So please, for God's sake, don't... Oh, ditto. Right back at you!

Right back at you. No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't.

She's like the mob boss.

- Yeah. - So if you're going for John Gotti,

then you better get him.

Because if you don't get him, he's sending...

He's sending a crew out there. I got no knees!

Exactly.

This shot will go through.

This will solidify us and you'll see that I'm straight up with you.

And also you'll see that I am with you.

I know, I know. But I feel that already.

I know you do! I do. I feel it.

I know you do. If I didn't have this shirt on,

you would see goose bumps on my arm.

Aussies are scary!

All of them are deadly.

And then you got little Lola here.

It's like gonna a buffet. Who do I feel like eating right now?

'Cause Kirby's a big piece of meat.

If I ain't gonna finish it, I better not start it.

What? Tell me.

Well, listen. So...

...Janine wants to do Kirby.

Ooh, I just felt my stomach drop.

I believe Janine.

I believe that she wants to do Kirby.

Listen, right now, us three and Janine on Kirby.

Yes.

I'm gonna get Parvi too.

And I think we'll be OK.

I am absolutely concerned about Kirby and Parvati's relationship.

But if I could sell it to Parvati,

she might take the shot.

Janine told me...

...she'd be down to vote Kirby.

Janine wants to vote Kirby? Yes.

But if Kirby's gone, then who do we have?

We have to stick with Lisa and them and trust that Kass is with us.

And Kirby will stay with us if we stay with Kirby.

Are you sure?

I think if we say Kirby's name, we're dead.

She can make...

Not if Kirby's gone.

Is this for real, or is this, like a set-up for a blindside?

I don't know, I believe her.

She said Kirby has burned her.

She voted out Sarah, who was her number one.

She don't trust Kirby.

Wait.

Kirby has voted out her number - one? - Exactly.

So I'm like... You want to be her number one?

That's what Janine is sketchy about.

But I promised her I wouldn't write her name down.

Oh.

Cirie, how hard can you play? Like how?

Like how insane can you be in this game?

Are we going, Parv?

Can we go?

Is Kirby really with me?

I don't know.

But the fact is, once Kirby's gone, I am, like, the biggest threat here.

What's happening?

So what do you wanna do?

Kirby out of the pictures, there are less chaos.

No? I don't know.

Really. Like, she's the most threatening player right now.

Right now...

Oh, OK.

Next for her or? Yeah.

Oh, for me?

So what's happening, Kirby? Come. Walk away.

I get nervous with my ride and dies, right?

What do you mean? They break my heart.

How? What happened with your last ride or die?

They just started dropping my name around.

Oh.

like I keep committing. I keep committing.

You keep committing to me? Yeah.

I just feel like everyone's kind of, like, scattered.

But I said to you what I said to you, and I meant it.

That's all I care about.

Don't be clever.

Why? Are you nervous?

I'm always nervous. I just play it cool.

You play it very cool.

OK.

We good? Yeah.

Are you struggling?

I'm trying to rip it off.

Can I rip it?

I've gotten myself into pickles in the past

but this is the hottest pickle I've ever been in.

I'm so torn.

I don't want to burn Kirby or Cirie,

but I feel like that it's this snowball effect,

and I'm, like, rolling down the hill in an avalanche.

I'm, like... ...trying to breathe.

You're not stressed, are you? You don't need to be.

I still am.

I commit. I'm just worried about what I'm committing to.

Why do you look so nervous?

Should I be nervous? No, I'm nervous.

Is that why you're not talking to me?

You know where my insecurity comes from?

Feras.

He promised he would play his idol for me, to save me.

And he didn't.

Are you listening or not?

I'm listening.

This woman will definitely go to war for me.

And Kirby would slay any dragon for me.

That's all I want is commitment like you and Cirie have.

So does it make sense for me to, like,

do something massive and save Kirby with my idol tonight?

Maybe.

I know that it's a stupid move for me to want to keep Kirby

and give her this.

Like she's dangerous.

But I'm like, If Kirby's legit,

this would be the way to seal the deal.

And then I'm gonna have a dragon for life.

I'm Khaleesi from Game of Thrones

and Kirby is my fire-breathing dragon.

And in order to secure that wild beast,

I might have to make an offering.

We'll now bring in our jury.

Sarah voted out at the last tribal council.

Hi, guys.

So, Lisa, merge is typically where things get a little chaotic.

Is that what's been happening back at the beach?

I would say it's definitely what's been happening.

There's so many conversations,

so many fast-moving parts.

It's quite overwhelming.

Cirie, is that true?

Absolutely. And it's overwhelming for me.

And I've done it five times - now. - Wow. That's saying something.

So I can't imagine how it must be for people who've only done it once.

So, Luke, I know that you don't mind a little chaos.

Were you blindsided? Just like Sarah was blindsided last tribal?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look, it was, um, great little move, you know?

And, um, uh, it was something that started from a while ago

that has been building.

OK, I think I understand that.

OK, so pretty much Kirby and Sarah had an issue...

...where they were good and then they kind of got worse and worse.

And then eventually, I think they were kind of going for each other.

And then Kirby kind of swung on Sarah.

Oh, wow, so Luke just threw you right under the bus right there.

Didn't he? May as well just go chuck myself in the fire myself.

Well, you know, we can beat around the bush,

but that's kind of what happened, you know.

Kirby, do you want to comment on this?

This game is fast paced and you wanna get them before you get got.

Um, and if you're gonna make a move, make it now.

I think that's Survivor 101.

If you hear someone say your name,

then you want to get them out as quickly as possible.

Janine, that does sound like a good approach.

Yeah, no, it does.

The reality is that, you know, the beach to sand

is like lying in Survivor, right?

But ultimately, I think you go with your gut.

And, Cirie, is it a concern if alliances are in such flux?

What you have to decipher is it really in flux,

or are you being flimflammed, bamboozled or hoodwinked?

That's a lot. I know.

Flimflammed, bamboozled, hoodwinked.

You got all bases covered there.

Yeah, but, Lisa, like, we're playing Survivor.

You have to expect that people are gonna lie to you, right?

Yeah. Um, I think it really helps if you can, you know,

keep the bamboozling to a minimum.

I try and focus on detecting the flimflamming.

And I think the hoodwinking take care of itself.

Thank you for clearing that up.

Appreciate it. Happy to help. Happy to help.

Kass, I mean, not only are you trying to work out who's lying,

but the other side of that is,

is it more difficult lying in English than it is in French?

Impossible to lie in English. Like...

...I'm too focused on just like saying the words that I have to say.

So yeah. No, it's hard to play it in another language than yours.

Really hard.

And Janine, you seem surprised by the last vote.

Yeah, it was a little bit. Yeah.

I don't keep throwing that out there.

Luke did it first.

Leave my name out of it. Kirby, your name's come up.

Now that Sarah got got,

do you think she's gonna respect that move now that she's on the jury?

Well, I hope so.

I think we all should respect the moves that have been made,

'cause you're making it for the right reasons.

I like the idea of having ride and dies,

or people that I know that I'm solid with and trust that.

If she had done all the moves,

um, to make this happen, then...

...it would have been the other way around.

I guess we'll never know.

We would never know. We'll never know.

We can leave it there. Full stop. Park.

Turn the page. Let's do it again.

What about you, Cirie? What's your gut telling you tonight?

I mean, obviously, there's been a lot of lies being told this afternoon.

So where have you landed on things?

This vote should validate

some of the conversations and relationships

that I'm trying to build.

Yeah, but Kirby, how do you know who's with you

if you can't really trust their words?

There have been lies from the day I got here.

OK. So...

I'm just going with the last conversations.

I am writing down the name I said I'm going to

And that's just... That's just what it is.

And Parvati, what are you hoping to achieve tonight?

Um, I think in this game,

there's so much misinformation and misdirection and confusion

that I think that it can be really helpful

to have someone you can trust.

You can really, like, ground in with. And...

...what I need to get to the end will be more solid after this vote.

Alright, well, I think it is time to vote.

Luke, you're up.

I'll go count the votes.

Anyone has an idol and you want to play it,

now would be the time to do so.

Alright, I'll read the votes.

First vote.

That's two votes, Cirie.

Two votes Cirie. One vote Lisa.

Kirby. Uh-oh.

Two votes Cirie, one vote Lisa. One vote Kirby.

It's a tie.

Two votes Kirby, two votes Cirie, one vote Lisa.

Kirby.

Three votes Kirby, two votes Cirie, one vote Lisa.

Kirby. Four votes Kirby, two votes Cirie, one vote Lisa.

Sixth person voted out, second member of our jury,

Kirby.

Kirbs got toasted. Goddamn.

That's five votes. That's enough. Need to bring me your torch.

Good work, you guys.

I told you they were all liars.

Kirby, the tribe has spoken. They certainly have.

Thank you. See you guys.

See you, Kirbs. Bye.

Well, this tribe has proven

no matter how many days of Survivor you've played,

you can still get flimflammed, bamboozled and hoodwinked.

Grab your torches, head back to camp. Goodnight.

Sunday night...

Aussie strong for this one.

...it's time to go big...

We're breaking the World tribe apart.

Game time, baby!

We are really on the bottom.

...and raise the stakes.

I'm here for some names on my resume.

People are gonna know who Tommi from Finland is.

As tribal council is set to explode...

Something is amiss.

...with a bombshell so big...

I might have to play it for me or Cirie.

I'm actually not sure which one of us I'll be playing it for.

...it will tear the game apart.

Sh-h-h-h-hattered.

That's all I have.

I'm not too sure why Parvati turned on me.

I don't know why any of them did.

Parv's vote probably hurt the most.

Bamboozled, hoodwinked, every other wink you can think of.

They're obviously scared of something

so I think it's a compliment in a way.

But blindsides are only fun when you're on the other side of them.

Captions by Red Bee Media