Original subtitles

Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling. But I'm leaving you with your

favorite friend, Roger.

He's going to take very, very good care of you. Because if he doesn't, he's

going back to the science lab.

Please, don't worry. Whatever you say.

Yes, ma'am. Aye, aye, sir.

Okie dokie. Why, I'll take care of him like he was my own brother.

Or my own sister.

Ow. Or my brother's sister. Or my sister. second cousin who is

You were better than perfect. This is Roger. He keeps blowing his lines.

Roger.

What's this? A tweeting bird.

A tweeting bird.

Roger, read the script. Look what it says.

It says, rabbit gets clunked. Rabbit sees stars.

Not birds. Stars!

Son, I can't take this. This thing is a mess. Clean this set up. Get him out of

there or seal him up in his little...

Mr. Maroon, Mr.

Valiant's here to... He'll be right with you.

No, no, no!

Wait until he gets to his feet, then hit him with a boulder. Right on.

How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?

Only there's no business like it. No business I know.

Yeah, and there's no business more expensive.

I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest baby Herman cartoon.

You saw the rabbit blowing his lines. He can't keep his mind in his work. You

know why?

One too many refrigerators dropped on his head?

Ah, he's a toon. You can drop anything you want on his head. He'll shake it

off. But break his heart. Goes to pieces just like you or me.

Read that.

Seen cooing over calamari with not-so-new sugar daddy was Jessica

Rabbit. Wife of maroon cartoon star Roger.

What's this got to do with me?

You're the private detective.

You figure it out. Look, I don't have time for this.

Look, Valium, his wife's poison, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker.

I want you to follow her. Get me a couple of nice, juicy pictures I can

wise the rabbit up with. Forget it. I don't want Toontown.

What's wrong with Toontown? Every Joe loves Toontown. You get Joe to do the

job, because I ain't going.

Warfella. You don't want to go to Toontown, you don't have to go to

Toontown. Nobody said you had to go to Toontown anyway.

Have a seat, Valiant.

The Rabbit's Wife sings at a joint called the Ink and Paint Club.

Toon review.

Strictly humans only, okay?

So what do you think, Valiant?

The job's gonna cost you a hundred bucks. Less expensive. A hundred bucks?

That's ridiculous.

So's the job.

All right, all right. You got your hundred bucks.

Have a drink, Eddie.

I don't mind if I do.

You're kind of jumpy, aren't you, Valiant?

It's just Dumbo.

I know who it is.

I got him on loan from Disney. Him and half the cast of Fantasia.

The best part is, they work for peanuts.

Well, I don't work for peanuts.

Where's the other 50?

Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job you've been hanging

around rabbits too long

Oh excuse me!

That's it.

Thanks for the cigarettes

Hey, Eddie, how's it going?

Okay, what you got for me?

The usual bills.

Are you okay?

What's with Earl?

Laid off?

A new outfit bought the red car.

Some big company called Cloverleaf. No kidding.

They bought the red car?

Yeah, put the poor guy on two weeks' notice.

Cutbacks, they said.

Oh, well, well.

Here's to the pencil pushers.

May they all get lead poisoning, huh?

Tomorrow's Friday, Eddie.

You know what happens here on Friday?

Fish special?

Well, my boss checks the books on Friday. And if I don't have that money I

gave you back in the till, I'm gonna lose my job. Don't bust a button,

Dolores. You've only got one left.

50 bucks?

Where's the rest?

Well, it's only a snoop job away.

You got that camera of yours?

Mine's in the shop.

Wouldn't be the pawn shop any chance, would it?

Oh, come on, Lewis.

You need the other 50, I need the camera.

Any film in there?

Should be.

I haven't had that role developed since our trip to Catalina.

It sure was a long time ago.

Yeah, it was a long time ago.

We'll have to do that again sometime.

Yeah, sure, Eddie.

Paper even good?

Just check the scrawl.

R.K. Maroon? As in Maroon Cartoons? Maroon Cartoons?

Hey, so who's your client, Mr. Detective to the Stars?

Chilly Willy?

Or Screwy Squirrel?

What do you want to drink? I'll take a beer though.

So what happened, huh?

Somebody kidnapped Dinky Doodle?

Cut it out, Angelo.

Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, I know.

You're working for little Bo Peep. She's lost a sheep, and you're gonna help her

find him.

Get this straight, Meanball.

I don't work for Toon.

So what's his problem?

Toon killed his brother.

What? Huh?

Dropped the piano on his head.

Got the password?

Walt sent me.

Nice monkey suit.

Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?

That's amusing.

I've worked with a lot of wise quackers, but you are despicable.

This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment.

This means war.

What, you think that's funny? Oh, it's a panic.

You won't think it's funny when I stick that pen up your nose.

Now calm down, son, will you? Look, the stain's gone. It's disappearing in. No

hard feelings, I hope.

Look, I'm... I know who you are.

Marvin Acme, the guy that owns Toontown, the gag king. If it's Acme, it's a

gasser.

Put it there, pal.

The hand buzzer.

There's still a bigger cellar!

Scotch on the rocks.

And I mean ice!

Those dogs are funny. They never get to finish the act.

Great.

Thanks.

Cigars? Cigarettes?

Eddie Valiant.

Eddie? Long time no see.

What are you doing here?

Work's been kind of slow since cartoon...

You still got it?

What's with him?

Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica was home.

Got a thing for rabbits, huh?

Get out.

Jessica, dear, have no fear. Your Marvin is here.

You sure murdered him again tonight, baby.

I really mean it. My darling, you were superb.

You absolutely, truly, and honestly fashmallied that audience.

You killed them. You slayed them. You belted them into this.

What do you think you're doing, chump?

Who are you calling a chump, chimp?

And don't let me catch your peeping face around here again.

Got it?

Ooga booga!

Right here, Jessica.

Come over here. I got everything right here on the bed.

Oh, not tonight, Marvin.

I have a headache.

Oh, Jessica, you promised.

Oh, all right.

But this time, take off that hand buzzer.

Patty cake.

Patty cake.

Patty cake.

Patty cake.

Patty cake.

Patty cake, patty cake, patty cake, patty cake, patty cake. You've got to be

kidding me.

Patty cake, patty cake, patty cake. I don't believe it.

Patty cake, patty cake.

Is that true?

Take comfort, son. You're not the first man whose wife laid patty cake on him.

Believe it, kid.

I took the pictures myself.

She played patty cake.

No. Not my Jessica.

Not patty cake.

This is impossible.

I don't believe it. It can't be.

It just can't be.

Jessica's my wife.

It's absolutely impossible.

Jessica's the light of my life. The apple of my eye.

The cream of my coffee.

You better start drinking it black, because Acme's taking the cream now.

Hard to believe. Marvin Acme's been my friend and neighbor for 30 years.

Who would have thought he was a sugar daddy?

Somebody must have made him do it. Now, drink this, son. It'll make you feel

better.

Look, Mr. Maroon, I think my work here is finished.

How about that carriage you owe me, huh?

A deal's a deal.

Great.

Thanks.

Roger, I know all this seems pretty painful now, but you'll find someone

new, won't you, Mr. Valiant? Yeah, sure.

Good-looking guy like that, the Danes will be breaking his door down.

Danes? What dames?

Jessica's the only one for me. You'll see. We'll rise above this piddling

piccadillo. We're gonna be happy again. Yeah, that's happy. T-P-P-I.

Well, at

least

you took it well.

Lieutenant Santino.

Where'd you come from?

Gee whiz, Eddie, if you needed money so bad, why didn't you come to me?

So I took a couple of dirty pictures. Hope kill me.

I already got a stiff on my hands. Thank you. Huh?

Marvin Acme.

The rabbit cacked him last night.

Now what?

It's just I haven't been this close to Toontown for a while.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

My biscuits are burning!

Fire in the hatch!

Oh, eat green horny toads! That's smart!

Come on, Eddie. Let's get this over with.

Just like a tune to drop a safe in a guy's head.

Sorry, Eddie.

Better wait here, all right?

Hey,

Chisel,

get a load of this.

You seen one of these?

Hey, guys.

Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiance?

Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels?

What's that?

Paint from the rabbit's glove.

Mr. Valiant.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

And those pictures you took.

Is this man removing evidence from the scene of a crime? Ah, no, Judge Doom.

Valiant here was just picking it up for you.

Weren't you, Eddie?

Hand it over.

Sure.

He's number one seller.

I see working for a tune has rubbed off on you.

I wasn't working for a tune.

I was working for R.K. Maroon.

Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon. He told us the rabbit became quite agitated when

you showed him the pictures.

The rabbit said one way or another, he and his wife are going to be happy.

Is that true?

Well, do I look like a stenographer?

Shut your yap, Eddie. The man's in charge.

That's all right, Lieutenant. From the smell of him, I'd say it was the booze

talking.

No matter, the rabbit won't get far. My men will find him.

What a city.

We'll find them. You wouldn't have any idea where the rabbit might be, Mr.

Valiant.

Have you tried Walla Walla?

Kokomo?

I hear Kokomo's very nice this time of the year.

I'm surprised you're not more cooperative, Mr. Valiant. A human has

been murdered by a toon. Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that?

Since I've had...

Toontown, under my jurisdiction, my goal has been to rein in the insanity.

And the only way to do that is to make Toons respect the law.

How did that gargoyle get to be a judge?

Spread a bunch of simoleons around Toontown a couple years back. Bought the

election.

What's that?

Remember how we always thought there wasn't a way to kill a Toon?

Well, Doom found a way.

Turpentine, acetone, benzene. He calls it the dip.

I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant.

Then I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.

They're not kid gloves, Mr.

Valiant. But this is how we handle things down in Toontown.

I'd think you of all people would appreciate that.

I've been trying to make him quit, but he just won't listen to me. What do you

know, you dumb broad? You got the IQ of a rattle.

You Valiant?

Yes. I want to talk to you about the Acme murder.

Hey, stop.

Why don't you run downstairs and get me a racing form?

Oh, okay, okay, I'm going.

The ladies mean, huh? My problem is I got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old

dinky. Yeah, must be tough.

Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme.

He's not a murderer. I should know. He's a dear friend of mine. I tell you,

Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers.

Look at this.

The paper said Acme left no will.

That's a load of sucker-dash. Every toon knows Acme had a will.

He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the reason he got

bumped off.

Has anybody ever seen this will?

Ah, no, but he gave us his solemn oath.

If you believed that Joker could do anything solid, the gag's on you, pal.

I just figured since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might

want to help get him out.

I can pay you.

Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes.

My doggy!

All I did was take a couple of pictures.

The baby was right.

Who the hell did you get in here? Through the mail slot.

I thought it would be best if I waited inside.

Seems how I'm wanted for murder.

No kidding.

Just talking to you could get me a rap rating and a betting. Wait a minute.

Anybody know you're here?

Nobody. Not a soul except the... Who?

jealousy, you wrote your wife a love letter? That's right.

I know it. She was just an innocent victim of circumstance.

I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine, huh? Lipstick, yes.

Mirror, no. I found a nice, clean piece of paper.

Dear Jessica, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, four one thousand.

Why don't you just leave the letter there?

Took the pictures of your wife.

Yeah, and you're also the guy that helped all these toons.

Everybody knows when a toon's in trouble, there's only one place to go.

Value and value.

Not anymore.

Get out of that chair!

That's my brother's chair.

Yeah, where is your brother anyway? He looks like a sensitive and sober fellow.

That's it.

I'll call the cops.

Go ahead.

I come here for help, but what do you do?

You turn me in. No, don't feel guilty about me.

So long, and thanks for nothing.

That's the closet.

Idiot. I got no keys for these cuffs.

Huh?

All this wee stuff.

They just want the rabbit.

Looks like that guy was the slip, huh, boss?

Nah, Valiant's got him stashed somewhere.

Hold it right there.

Hello, boys.

I didn't hear you come in.

Okay, wise guy.

Where's the rabbit?

I haven't seen him.

What's in there?

My lingerie.

Si, Valiant.

Search the place, boys.

And leave no stone unturned.

Look, Valiant, we got a reliable tip-off. The rabbit was here.

and was corrugated by several otters. The cat that boasted.

You keep talking like that and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out.

One of these days, you're going to die laughing.

As for you, Valiant, step out of line and we'll hang you and your laundry out

to dry.

Come on, boys.

Let's amspread.

They're gone.

Gee, pathetic.

I was thrilled you saved me.

Kiss me again.

Stop kicking me.

Stop kicking me.

Dolores!

Dolores!

Dolores!

Hey, Eddie. Made front page today. Yeah, I guess I made some ink.

What ink?

Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Cut the comedy, Dolores. I've had a very hard day.

I've got to get out of these cuffs. Oh, swell.

Zipper, Betty!

That almost killed me!

Boy, what is this? Some kind of a secret room?

It's a rot-gut room. Hold over for prohibition. Oh, I get it.

You said you'd never take another two cases. Would you have a change of heart?

Nothing's changed.

Somebody's made a patsy out of me, and I'm gonna find a five.

Hold still, will ya?

Do you mean to tell me that you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at

any time? No, not at any time.

Only when it was funny.

Come on, Eddie. Raise your sense of humor.

He always is funny or only on days when he's wanted for murder?

Listen, my philosophy is this. If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're

better off dead.

You just make it your wish unless I can figure out what happened to this.

Whatever, Eddie.

Just look at it.

Mr. Acme's will.

Yeah. And I think Maroon played the part of sound mind of your wife, the sound

body. Why, I resent that innuendo.

What's the scheme, Eddie? I don't think they got to the will.

But how do you know? Because they were still looking for it after they killed

him. Anything I can do?

Maybe you could go downtown and check the probate. Yeah, check the probate.

Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these

big pills and drink lots of water.

Not prostate, you idiot.

Probate. Let me get this straight.

You think that my boss, R.K. Maroon, dropped a safe on Marvin Acne's head so

that he could get his hands on Toontown?

Yeah.

That's my hunt.

Uh, can he stay here for a couple of days?

Not gonna do anything crazy, is he?

Where are you going?

Back to the office.

Mr. Valiant?

Mr. Valiant?

You've got the wrong idea about me, Mr. Valiant. I'm a pawn in this, just like

Roger. Can you help me find him?

Just name your price, and I'll pay it.

Yeah, I bet you would.

You've got to have the rabbit to make the scam work. No, no, no. I love my

husband. You've got me all wrong.

You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.

Yeah, well, you don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman

looking the way you do.

I'm not bad.

I'm just drawn that way.

Weren't you the one I caught playing patty cake with old man Acme? You didn't

catch me, Mr. Valiant. You were set up to take those pictures.

What are you talking about?

Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. I didn't want to have anything to do with

it, but he said if I didn't pose for those patty cake pictures, Roger would

never work in this town again.

I couldn't let that happen.

I'd do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant.

Anything.

What a wife.

I'm desperate, Mr. Valliance. Can't you see how much I need you?

Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?

Sorry.

Goodbye, Eddie.

My offer stands firm.

Think about it.

You want to tell me what she was doing with her arms around you?

Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife.

Come on, Eddie. I caught you with your pants down.

Yeah, but I... Dolores, come on.

Come on, Dolores. You don't believe a painted hussy like that could turn my

head. She's just trying to get her hands on a rabbit. That's not all she's trying

to get her hands on.

Now, look, Dolores, listen.

Listen to me.

I want you to go out. I want you to buy yourself a new swimsuit.

Because you and me are going to Catalina.

I'm on the verge of wrapping up this case.

No, you're not, Eddie.

That's what I came to tell you.

I stopped my probate.

Maroon's not after Toontown like you thought.

It's Cloverleaf that wants to get their hands on Toontown. They put in the

highest bid.

And unless Mr. Acne's will shows up by midnight tonight, Cloverleaf is going to

own Toontown.

What?

At midnight tonight?

That's right.

First they buy the red car.

Then they want to get their hands on Toontown.

I don't get it.

Roger.

They're rapping.

Get the judge.

The joke don't sit there on your brain. Woo-hoo-hoo!

Nice shirt.

Who's your tailor?

Quavi-Moto?

Woo-hoo!

My buddy, very D. A sourpuss, you'll see.

But when I'm done, he'll leave no gun to the Joker. He will be D.

D.

No pain!

You made him laugh. That's right.

A laugh can be a very powerful thing.

Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.

Laughter is the most... I'm

looking

for a murderer.

A rabbit.

A tune, rabbit.

About gay.

Big. Look.

There's no rabbit here.

So don't harass my customers.

I didn't come here to harass.

I came here to reward.

I seen a rabbit.

Where? You see?

Where?

He's right here in the bar.

Say hello, Harvey.

I told you so.

Merry-go-round, broke... Down.

Quite a loony selection for a group of drunken reprobates.

He's here!

Stop that laughing!

Have you forgotten what happened last time?

Just like your idiot pirate cousins.

Say, boss, you always should disassemble the place.

No, sergeant.

Disassembling the place won't be necessary.

A rabbit is going to come right to me.

No two can resist the old shave and a haircut.

I don't know who's Tony. You or Doom.

Roger.

Roger.

Roger, no!

What shall we do with a wallflower?

We'll see to him later.

Right now, I feel like dispensing some justice.

Bring me some dip.

Does the condemned have anything to say before his sentence is carried out?

Why, yeah.

Then make it a double.

Fine time for a drink, Eddie. Maybe you'd like a bowl of pretzels to go with

it. Just pour the drink, Dolores.

Hey, Judge!

Doesn't a dying rabbit deserve a last request?

Yeah, nose plugs would be nice.

I think you want a drink.

How about it, Judge?

Well, why not?

I don't mind prolonging the execution.

Happy trails.

No, thanks, Eddie. I'm trying to cut down.

Drink the drink. But I don't want the drink.

He doesn't want the drink. He does. I don't. You do. I don't. You do. I don't.

Roger!

Yes! That's you, sis!

I'LL DRIVE

We were investigating a robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown.

Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working in Toontown. We thought it was a

lot of laughs.

Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons.

We trailed him to a little dive down on Yaxa Street.

Only he got the drop on us.

Literally.

Dropped the piano on us from 15 stories.

Broke my arm.

Teddy never made it.

I never did find out who that guy was.

All I remember was him standing over me laughing with those burning red eyes

and that high squeaky voice.

He disappeared into Toontown after that.

times i yanked your ears a politic accepted put it there pal i feel better

oh boy i hope it's another cartoon jeepers another stupid news reel

i hate the news she got my stuff yes

it's all packed up in the car outside would have been here right after you

called but i had to shake the weasels

I'm sorry about the trouble in the bar.

Well, stuffing olives for a living wasn't for me anyway.

Dolores?

You ought to find yourself a good man.

But I already have a good man.

Don't mind me.

You better get going, Eddie.

Glad Teddy's not here to see me running

away with my tail between my legs.

It's not so bad, once you get used to it.

The Pacific Red Car Trolley Line and the Venerated Maroon Cartoon Studios.

Here, Arcade Maroon has seen clinching the needle with Cloverleaf's bankers and

execs in one of the biggest real estate deals ever in California history.

That's it.

That's the connection.

Let's forget it. There's nobody here.

Is that it, or are you scared?

Please, me scared?

Don't be ridiculous.

When you called Maroon, you told him you had the will.

But you don't. When he finds out, he's going to be mad.

He might try to kill you. I can handle a Hollywood cream puff.

I just don't want the odds to change.

Will you cover my back?

If you hear or see anything, beat the horn twice.

Yeah, that's it. Beat the horn twice. Cover your back. Boy, I'm ready.

Duke's up.

What's up, Doc?

Valiant, what are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack!

You need a heart before you can have an attack.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got the will?

Sure.

I got the will.

Question is, do you have the way?

Because I can tell you now, it ain't gonna come cheap.

You got a lot of brass coming up here by yourself.

Who said I'm here by myself?

Let me see that will.

I told you I got it. I want to see it now.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

This supposed to be a joke?

No, this is... Get up.

What are you going to do to me, Vanya?

I'm going to listen to you. Spin cloverleaf scenario the story of greed

sex and murder and the parts that I don't like The

truth

is I had a chance to sell

my studio But cloverleaf wouldn't buy my property and I sent me sold him his the

stubborn bastard wouldn't sell So I was going to blackmail Acme with pictures of

him and the rabbit's wife.

Blackmail, that's all.

I've been around toons all my life. I didn't want to see him destroyed.

Toons destroyed?

Why? If I tell you, I'm a dead man. You're a dead man if you don't tell me.

Unless Acme's will shows by midnight tonight, Toontown's going to be live

with a freak.

There wasn't Sam here. Daddy Valiant! Well, you're a sight for sore eyes. I

ain't seen you tonight on the five years. Where you been?

Drunk.

Feeling frisky tonight, fellas?

Yeah!

Let's go.

Mmm.

Bye.

the steps, sir.

Hold on, sir.

Your floor, sir.

Have a good day, sir.

This little pitty went to market.

This little pitty stayed home.

This little pitty had roast beef.

And this little pitty had... Uh-oh, where are the pitties?

What's up, Doc? Jumping without a parachute?

Kind of dangerous, ain't it? Yeah. You could get killed.

You guys got a spare?

Bugs does.

Yeah, but I don't think you would.

Whatever you say.

Here's to spare.

Thank you.

Gesundheit. Thank you.

Valiant.

I always knew I'd get it in Toontown.

Behind you!

Drop it, lady!

I just saved your life and you still don't trust me? I don't trust anybody or

anything. Not even your own eyes?

That's the gun that killed R.K. Maroon. And Doom pulled the trigger.

Doom? I followed him to the studio.

But I was too late to stop him. That's right.

You'll never stop me. You're dead. You're not dead.

Go!

Which way did he go? I don't know, but he went that-a-way. Let's go.

Dumb-dumbs.

Come on. Yeah.

Oh, no. Where's Roger?

Roger? He chickened out on me back at the studio. No, he didn't. I hit him on

the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk.

So he wouldn't get hurt.

Makes perfect sense.

We're obviously not going anywhere in my car. Let's take yours.

I got a feeling somebody already did.

From the looks of it, I'd say it was Roger.

My honey bunny was never very good behind the wheel.

A better lover than a driver, huh? You'd better believe it, Buster.

Uh-oh.

It's the Weasels. This way. We'll take Gingerbread Lane. No, no.

Gingerbread Lane's this way.

So valiant. You call a cab or what?

Hubba hubba hubba, allow me, mademoiselle.

So how long have you known it was Doom? Before poor Marvin Acme was killed, he

confided in me that Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown, and he wouldn't

stop at anything.

So he gave you the will for safekeeping?

That's what he told me, except when I opened the envelope, there was only a

blank piece of paper inside.

Eh, a joker to the end.

So where to already?

My meter's running. I'd have to find...

darling husband i'm so worried about him seriously what are you seeing that guy

he makes me laugh

Nothing more treacherous than a slippery road, especially when driving in a

maniacal human vehicle.

Good work.

Don't just stand there helping them.

Put them in my car.

I think they'll enjoy attending the ribbon-cutting at the Acme factory.

Come on, you folks.

Nice booby trap.

That will is going to show up in the next 15 minutes anyway.

What happens in the next 15 minutes?

Toontown will be legally mine. Lock, stock and barrel.

any chance you're looking at the sole stockholder

benny you go for the cops i'm gonna

save my wife be careful with that gun this ain't no cartoon you know this is

no way to make a living wouldn't you know

What this is

of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast.

Traffic jams will be a thing of the past.

So that's why you killed that new maroon? For this freeway?

I don't get it. Of course not. You lack vision.

I see a place where people get on and off the freeway.

Fast stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared

food, tire salons, automobile dealerships, and wonderful,

wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see.

My God, it'll be beautiful.

Come on.

Nobody's going to drive this lousy freeway when they can take the red car

for a nickel.

Well, they'll drive.

They'll have to.

You see, I bought the red car so I could dismantle it.

Come down.

Roger, darling, I want you to know I love you.

I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.

It's over, Mr. Valiant.

One of these days, you idiots are gonna laugh yourselves to death!

Shall I repose of him right now, boss?

Better watch those two friends get dipped, not shoot them.

With pleasure.

That looks funny to you, ain't it, Needlenose?

I just, uh, want you to know something about the guy you're gonna get.

Now Roger is his name.

Laughter is his game. Come on, you dope, untie his rope and watch him go insane.

He's lost his mind. I don't think so.

This singing ain't my line. It's tough to make a rhyme.

If I get stuck, I'm out of luck.

You were taking falls. I'm bouncing off the walls.

Without that gun, I'd have some fun. I'd kick you in the...

Wicked witch cries.

Thank you.

Smoke, he's a toon!

Surprised? Not really.

That lame, brave freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.

Not just a toon!

I'm gonna faint.

Hey, pathetic, that was a close shave. I thought for sure our goose was cooked.

Oh.

My hero.

Oh, honey bunny.

Oh, love cup.

Oh,

Roger, you are a pillar of strength.

Sister Mary Frances, what the hell happened?

37 years, and I've never seen a mess like this.

What was that, a rubber mask?

Yeah, and this is the rope from the safe that was dropped on Acme.

I think your lab boys have found that paint's a perfect match.

Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme. And out came a rope. And my brother.

That's what I call one seriously disturbed tomb.

He weren't no rabbit. Or a duck. Or a dog.

Or a little wooden boy. Or a sheep. Or a woodpecker. Or a puppy.

What's that? What is that?

Let's see.

That goof Acme squirted me with something the other night.

Why he's coming out now, I don't know. Here's your answer, Eddie.

Acme disappearing.

Roger, that love letter you wrote to your wife in the Income Pain Club, why

don't you read it to her now?

Sure, Reddy.

Dear Jessica, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I, Mom, and Acme are sound, mind, and body.

Over only time will tell

Don't

tell me you lost your sense of humor already Does this

answer your question

Come on Roger, let's go home.

I'll bake you a carrot cake.

Okay, move along.

There's nothing else to say. That's all, folks.

Hmm, I like the sound of that.

That's all, folks.