Original subtitles

[Michael] Time is a funny thing in a place like this.

Day after day, year after year,

one routine leading to the next.

After ten years, you'd think I'd forget everything

but razor wire and strip searches.

But you see…

time is backwards here.

You don't waste it.

You serve it.

[prison door shuts]

[Michael] Each routine moment, it ticks off

like a countdown into the past,

bringing me closer than before.

When I went over it in my mind,

I wondered exactly when it started.

[gasping]

[Michael] When did she take that first, irreversible step

that set the end in motion?

While I innocently planned my bright future,

fate hurdled itself towards me like a sniper's bullet.

I was secure within the walls of everything I knew.

But outside, a storm was brewing.

And no one was safe.

[screaming]

[gasps]

[dog barking]

[gulls crying] Jeez.

[waves crashing]

I'm gonna kill you.

[sighs]

[dog continues barking]

Goko!

[barks]

Goko!

[barking]

[whistles] Hey!

Come on. Give me a break here.

Come here.

Hey, boy.

What's the matter, huh?

Let's go.

Oh, shit.

[growls]

Goko!

[woman talks indistinctly over police radio]

[man] Branson, leave the dog alone and get up here!

[helicopter whirring]

[indistinct chatter]

Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. Jardine.

I'm Detective Dish. I'm going to be handling this case.

Okay. Over here, guys.

Brutillo, I want to check missing persons, okay?

I want a positive ID on the victim by the end of the day.

Oh, my God.

[electronic music playing]

[cameras clicking]

Okay. All right. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

Get it going, get moving. Okay.

[woman] For recent developments in the latest Southland murder,

we now go live to Ray Lucas in Malibu.

[man] Hey, listen…

I'm here in Malibu where the body of yet another woman

was discovered.

Janice Jardine, ex-wife of Hour Glass fashion mogul Michael Jardine,

was discovered this morning by her ex-husband.

Apparently strangled, her body was dumped

in the ocean near his Malibu home.

Hey.

You guys look great. Shake it out there for me, huh?

Mr. Jardine refuses to comment on the murder,

and the police are insisting that there are no suspects at this time.

This is Ray Lucas in Malibu.

[woman] Thank you, Ray. Michael.

Stay tuned for further developments on this case.

Um… oh.

And now, we go to Anette Gaylord live in Encino.

[sobs] God! No, no, no. No. No. Oh!

Look straight. Look straight. Look back.

Be good. Be strong. Everybody out!

Okay. Everybody out. Everybody out.

You're good. You're good. You're beautiful.

Okay. Michael. Michael. Michael!

Mr. Jardine? Yeah.

Tommy Pilzner. How you doing, pal?

Feeling good? Yeah.

[speaking indistinctly]

Call Kami for me, all right?

[Tommy] Kami, right. My assistant.

Hey, we're tight, man.

Hey. How you doing, ladies?

Oh, Michael! [Sobbing] How you doing?

Hey, Michael, what the hell is going on?

Are you okay, huh? I'm fine.

I just saw the news. Oh.

I hate this fucking town.

I swear to God, I'm moving out of here.

I swear to God, I'm going to move. It's all right. It's all right.

I'm gonna move.

It's all right. Where's Jimmy?

You tell me. He's supposed to be here.

Where's Jimmy? Jimmy!

Just tell me where Jimmy is.

Jimmy! No. No. I got to know.

Where's Jimmy? Jim!

No, I... I'm not...

Jimmy!

Hey, you doing great tonight.

Jimmy?

[snorts]

Jeremy, good to see you clean up your act.

What is the fuck is that piece of shit doing here?

What do I know? I don't know what...

Earl, pick up this drunken tramp.

What do I know? What do I know?

I just... look, please, I need your help.

[Michael] Excuse me.

I hate to break up the party, ladies.

[all shouting]

What are you doing? We need you tonight!

I was looking for you!

[all shouting]

Right now, right now!

[Tommy] Jardine! Yeah!

I found Kami and she told me... I'll be right back.

Fabulous show, Michael. [applause]

[applause]

Thank you for coming, everybody.

[cameras clicking]

Jardine '95. Everybody!

Gather around.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you!

I'm out of here.

Piss off! I'm not gonna fuck this up.

This is the next step in going global.

You're fantastic.

Have you been looking for me?

Hey! Only all my life.

[laughs]

Oh, easy, tiger. Whoa.

Man, I've been looking all over for you.

Oh. Tony Hoover cornered me.

Yeah. He's been giving you the old family business routine again?

He bought me a drink. Oh, yeah.

Bought you a drink? It's a fucking open bar.

He's a sweet guy. Yeah, he's a sweet guy, all right.

A sweet guy running for his life.

He says all he needs is 30 days.

I don't wanna talk about business right now.

We had a great party. Let's celebrate.

Partake. Okay.

Bloody Mary, please.

[man speaking Japanese]

Ahh.

Oh, yeah. Ahh.

[speaks in Japanese]

What's a nice place like a doing the girl like this?

Come here often?

[speaks in Japanese]

[speaking in Japanese]

[both speaking in Japanese]

Mmm!

[men laugh]

Ooh! [Laughs]

[speaking in Japanese]

Aah! Stupid girl!

[both speaking in Japanese]

What's, uh, what's the problem?

[men speaking in Japanese]

Calm down, boys. It's nothing we can't take care of.

[both speaking in Japanese]

She'll take care of this, okay?

She'll take care. Michael?

Excuse me. First, we'll get you out of these pants, okay?

[both speaking in Japanese]

Take them in the back. No problem. No problem.

No problem.

We're gonna take care of it.

Can I get a club soda, please?

[men exclaiming]

Is that the luckiest birdie you've ever seen?

[men speaking in Japanese]

[both speaking in Japanese]

I don't know how you're making your putts. It's fucking freaky.

[both speaking in Japanese]

[Jimmy] Maybe you should shank this one.

They haven't even signed the contract yet.

[Michael] Shut up. They might hear you.

[Jimmy] They don't speak English for Christ's sake.

Miss it.

[Michael] Miss it? I'm gonna crush this thing,

Right along with that contract.

[man speaking in Japanese]

[Michael] Straight down the middle.

Well, you've got to close the deal with these guys.

The bank is breathing down our necks.

Don't worry about the bank.

[men speaking in Japanese]

[grunts]

The bank loves me.

"Don't worry about the bank. The bank loves me."

Fuck!

[all exclaiming]

[man speaks in Japanese] Nice drive!

I've never seen you on your game like this.

That's what you call a shank?

That's what I call a deal-closer.

Keep your head down.

[men speaking in Japanese]

[all exclaim]

[Michael] Got a hold of that one!

[laughs]

Yeah!

All right.

Can I help you?

I don't know. What did you have in mind?

Oh, who knows… how about a small wedding?

You know, just the families,

perhaps kids. That's someday.

[chuckles]

Sounds cozy, Michael Jardinay.

[Michael] Uh, Jardine.

Jardine. You are...

Dara Jensen.

Dara Jensen. It's a beautiful name.

So, Dara Jensen, what the hell you doing here?

Do you want me to buy you lunch?

No, thanks.

How about dinner?

No, thanks.

Just tell Kami that I came by.

I guess breakfast would be out of the question?

Where are you going? What the hell's the matter with you?

Kami.

Who the hell's Dara Jensen?

Come on.

Dish.

[man] This is Reynolds from records. I think I got what you want.

Yeah?

What you got?

[Reynolds] Well, a life insurance policy on the ex-wife.

Great.

Give it to me. [Reynolds] 3.5 million.

Looks like a motive for murder to me, eh?

Okay. [Reynolds] You owe me one.

I'll call you back.

You crack it yet, Cecil?

Give me a break.

[door shuts]

[screams]

[gasping]

I love you.

[screams]

I forgive you, Michael.

[yelling]

[panting]

[Jimmy] I smoothed everything over with the Naritas.

In fact, I think they're gonna be pushovers

as long as we keep some of those girls around.

[Michael] Well, don't think like that. They're businessmen.

They'll take what you give and screw you out of an ace-high flush.

[Jimmy] I disagree. They're on a shopping spree with deep pockets.

I don't care what you think. You play this one close to your chest.

Right?

Tell him.

[machine beeping]

Tell him.

What?

You come in here talking numbers and...

Deals with the Japanese,

and you don't tell me about what happened about Janice?

What's the matter with you?

Pop, not right now.

Jimmy, just go get me a drink.

Are you all right, son?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Well, you certainly are...

[coughs] You're acting like nothing happened.

Doesn't even seem real, Pop.

I was supposed to see her yesterday.

It's like a bad dream.

Bad dream?

It's like a fucking nightmare.

I didn't even know it was her when I found the body.

Well, doesn't look too good now, does it?

I mean, 500 miles of coastline,

she washes up in front of your house?

Jesus.

Poor kid. [sighs]

[Michael] Five-nothing.

Five-nothing.

You know, seven-zero's a skunk.

Serve the ball.

Let's hustle up there, fatty.

[Jimmy] Give me a minute, all right? All right?

I haven't stopped smoking. Give me a minute to catch my breath.

Come on now. I need a challenge.

You want a challenge? Try not to be an asshole.

[laughs]

Did you do that on purpose?

Got to make this long and torturous, huh?

You smell something?

Yeah, it's your upper lip.

I'm going to hit the shower. You do that.

I'm gonna go pump some iron before I go crush David.

Yeah, knock some sense into that guy. I'll see you tomorrow.

Bright and early. Don't be late.

Shove it up your ass.

[man] All right. Here we go.

[woman] Knees up high. Here we go!

We're going to burn it off now.

No more fatness on you guys.

Come on, knees higher.

Really do it like you mean it.

And here we go. One, two, three.

A little bit higher. You can do it.

Get the arms going now. Back and forth!

One, two, three…

Do a little bit longer. Just one more, guys, we're there.

Oh, I lied. We're going to do eight more.

And one, two, three, four…

Five, six…

Knees high!

[Michael panting]

[panting and huffing]

[grunting]

Michael?

[grunts]

Hey! Surprise, surprise.

First my office, now, my gym.

Careful. That's how rumors get started.

So, what are you doing here? You a member?

Not yet.

[grunting]

You a boxer?

Eh, it's just a hobby, you know?

Good for the cardio.

[huffing]

What is that? Karate?

Tai chi.

Oh, yeah?

Maybe you could teach me sometime.

Maybe.

I could trade you.

Business tips for Tai chi lessons.

[exclaims]

You go to school?

Stanford.

Ooh. Nice.

Maybe you could teach me.

Theory has nothing over experience.

The key's discipline.

[huffing]

Discipline. Control. [Panting]

Always control the deal.

Doesn't sound like much fun.

Know your opponents.

Know their weaknesses.

Do you wanna know the real secret?

Ooh, goody.

Bluff 'em.

Come on, take a swing.

[scoffs] No, I don't want to hurt you.

No, come on. Take a shot.

[imitates punch] [groans] Oh!

You just lost a kidney.

[exhales]

Good.

[panting]

[grunts]

Michael! [groans]

Oh, my God, did I hurt you? [Groans]

Let me look. No, no, no.

I'm fine. Just give me a little air.

Jeez. Oh, my God.

Oh. [panting]

[groans]

Owie.

Thanks for the tips, anyway.

No problem. I got to go.

[groans] See you later.

Oh.

[panting]

[groaning]

[groans]

[sighs]

Ah...

[exhales]

[sighs]

This is men's only.

What? You gonna tell on me?

[groans]

Mmm.

[inhales]

[chuckles]

[stammering] You should... we should...

Someone could be coming in here.

But...

Forget it.

[steam hisses]

[squishing] [moans]

[telephone rings]

Hello.

[Dara] What are you doing?

Don't waste your breath.

I'm not taking you to lunch or dinner or anything.

[Dara] Hmm. You know what they say, "All work and no play..."

Call my brother.

[Dara] Let's go for a run on the beach.

Impossible.

[Dara] If you catch me, you can have me.

Where are you? [Dara] Out front.

Hi! [giggles]

Hey! Maybe it's time for a little swim!

[both laughing]

Ow! [laughs]

Got you! Oh!

[laughing]

[laughs]

Phew.

I'm gonna hop over here and get dressed.

You'll be here when I get back, right?

That's what I thought.

[panting]

Boo! Hey! Oh!

[laughs]

Uh-huh.

Yeah, you really like that, don't you?

[chuckles] What?

[Michael] Just... just getting me.

[clears throat]

It's all perspective.

Oh, yeah? So how do you see it?

Well...

The way I see it, all men are pigs.

I'm not looking for someone who just wants to get his pee-pee wet.

I'm looking for someone who can hang.

Can you hang, Michael?

I'm not going anywhere.

Good boy.

You have to press "play."

It'll play when I want it to.

If it was only that easy.

So, tell me, what do you do,

when you're not stalking people?

[chuckles] Or popping up,

at their houses or offices or whatever it is.

No. Never mind. Don't tell me.

I don't want to know. That would ruin everything, wouldn't it?

[chuckles] It's kind of nice not knowing.

I like that.

Not knowing.

Nice.

Hmm. [giggles]

I think I like this.

Shh.

[whispers] Stand up.

I'm right beside you, Michael.

Are you ready for my tongue, Michael?

♪ I'll be going crazy ♪

♪ Let's feel if you're ready for me, Michael. ♪

♪ Strange imagination ♪

♪ Tearin' up my head again ♪

♪ Some kind of ♪ ♪ strange imagination ♪

[Dara giggles]

[gasps]

[chuckles]

♪ The sunlight's setting ♪ ♪ for me now ♪

♪ The moonlight's ♪ ♪ up all night ♪

♪ Oh, yeah. ♪

♪ And then ♪ ♪ we just start thinking ♪

♪ Way too much about it all ♪

♪ And wonderment awaits ♪

♪ Kind of like this ♪

♪ And I know ♪ ♪ The things you said are true ♪

♪ But your stay ♪ ♪ with consciousness is through ♪

♪ You know I do believe ♪

♪ And you go for dreams ♪ ♪ in your head ♪

♪ But you haven't even ♪ ♪ left your bed ♪

♪ You know I worry about you ♪

♪ Am I going crazy? ♪

♪ It's just some kind of ♪ ♪ strange imagination ♪

♪ Tearing my head again ♪

♪ It's just some kind of ♪ ♪ strange imagination... ♪

[Michael] Oh, Dara...

[moaning]

It will be our turn soon.

[Kami] Oh, yeah. Oh, Michael.

Oh, my God! Kami!

[gasps]

[moaning]

[giggles]

♪ I woke up this morning ♪

♪ And looked into the mirror ♪

♪ And I saw a reflection ♪

♪ Now the message is clear ♪

♪ I will know if I'm able ♪

♪ To cope when you're by ♪

♪ Just simply not being hurt ♪

♪ But my spirit will survive ♪

[tires screeching]

Didn't your mother tell you not to pick up strangers?

♪ My misery left swinging ♪

♪ It's not despair in my fingers ♪

♪ But I'm just swinging and swinging ♪

♪ And I will miss this I'll linger ♪

[laughs]

I can't even believe you're here.

Oh. What's the matter, Michael?

She was my assistant.

She's your personal assistant.

I got to work with her. I can't even look at her.

So fire her.

On the grounds of what? [laughs]

Of screwing my brains out?

[clears throat]

I think you've been having too much fun.

Hmm? Too much fun.

You think so?

I'm just wondering when it's going to be our turn.

My, aren't we an eager beaver.

Hey, a promise is a promise.

Sure.

Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

[tires screech] [Dara squeals]

[Dara laughing]

[both grunt]

Okay, okay. Oh.

[Dara] Oh, my... [screams] [horn honking]

[tires screeching]

[Dara screams]

[laughs]

Mmm. Mmm.

Michael...

Michael? Yeah.

Do you have any protection?

What?

Protection.

Did you bring anything? Protection?

We could go get some.

Uh-huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

There's a liquor store right over here.

[Dara] Yeah, please. Hurry.

Okay.

[panting] Oh, fuck.

[man] Well, what time is your AA meeting over, Mom?

Well, just come pick me up.

I'm at the liquor store. Just come pick me up.

Hold on. Hello?

Hey, dude. What's up, man? What can I help you with?

Uh...

Can I get some condoms? Condoms? I got lubricated, non-lubricated,

I got ribbed, non-ribbed.

I got shit that glows. Whatever you've got.

I'll take anything. It's your dick. You tell me what you want.

Anything. How about some magnum, bro?

You want... there you go. Ooh!

If you want to impress her, you give her these. Magnums, 20% larger.

Just be careful you don't scare the little lady.

$6.50.

Hey, dude, in case they don't fit...

A little rubber band. She'll never know.

What do you think? $6.50.

You got anything smaller than a $20?

Just, uh... Uh, just...

Just keep the change.

Oh, dude! No! Ooh!

Now I can get my teeth fixed!

Wait! Wait! Wait a second!

Wait, I got them! I got them!

[grunts]

Damn it.

[sighs]

[sighs]

The web.

[grunts] Son of a bitch.

[man] Dude, she burned you! [Laughs]

Oh, yeah? Give me my change.

Oh, I'm just kidding, man. Come on, give it back.

[sighs]

Here's your money, Romeo.

That's right. Hey, I got a sister, man.

No womb. She's available.

$5, you can have that.

Time, time. That's all we're talking about here.

Just a little time. So give me a couple of days.

I've got some things happening. I got some business cooking.

I tell you what, things really aren't so bad.

[indistinct]

If you weren't my friend, you wouldn't even be here right now.

But we are friends. David! Jimmy!

That's exactly the point.

Mikey.

Friends help each other out. Friends help friends in a time of need.

Honestly, you got to understand.

My father, God, rest his soul, he left me that factory.

Now, that...

That I can relate to.

I mean, we're a family business, too.

What are we gonna do?

[Michael sighs]

I tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna offer you a chance to retain possession of the factory

in management capacity.

That's fair.

I mean, that's more than fair.

Is that more than fair? More than fair?

That's robbery!

We are bailing you out. Oh, just shut up, Jimmy.

He's killing me. You're killing me.

What can I say to this guy? Every day. Every day, Michael.

I've had enough. Just get this guy out of my office.

Just escort him out of here... Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike.

Why so negative, huh?

Where's all this

negative energy coming from? Huh?

[laughs] Huh? Huh?

What's the matter with you?

If you can't see what I'm offering you, that's your problem.

I'll wait till the end of the year and I'll buy out your stock.

You'll have nothing. Oh, no. Mike, Mike. You can't.

Yes, we can, and we will.

Okay.

Tell you what I'm gonna do.

How about a partnership?

Look what I mean. 50-50.

You'll have 50-50 right there, Michael.

Come on. 50-50.

Come on. Come right there, Mikey.

Sell the factory, keep your company.

It's simple.

Fine. Fuck it. Take the factory.

You made the right choice.

Eh, you shut up. I might change my mind, eh?

David, take them downstairs and wrap this up.

You were amazing.

If you ever, ever interrupt me in a business meeting again,

I'm gonna have your ass.

Sorry.

I'm hurt, Mikey.

[sighs]

We just took leverage on him with no capital.

[grunts] [laughs]

You fucked him out of the family business.

I love that!

Yeah, but we got a factory.

Whoo!

You are quite brilliant.

We're gonna need a lot of cash to make this happen.

Oh, this is amazing. I got to get out of here. I'm starving.

Let's go. Let's go eat.

I'm buying. What?

I'm buying.

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ round and round ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ up and down ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ round and round ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ up and down ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ round and round ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ up and down ♪

♪ This thing goes round and round ♪

Kami. Yeah, it's Michael.

Listen, when you get this message, call me.

I'm on my way to David's right now.

♪ No lies, and you said ♪

♪ That this is real ♪

♪ It's the way it is ♪

♪ It's how you feel ♪

♪ And one day ♪

♪ You'll find ♪

♪ That I will be there ♪

♪ In your mind... ♪ [doorbell rings]

♪ And I know ♪

♪ This much is true ♪

♪ It's the way I feel ♪

♪ I feel about you ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ round and round ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ up and down ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ round and round ♪

♪ This thing goes up and down... ♪

[gasps and grunts]

[groans]

♪ This thing goes up and down ♪

[gurgling]

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ round and round ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ up and down ♪

♪ This thing goes round and round... ♪

[knock on door]

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ round and round ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ up and down ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ round and round ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ up and down ♪

♪ This thing goes ♪ ♪ round and round ♪

♪ This thing goes up and down ♪

I've been calling David all morning.

Relax. He's probably not in.

I can't relax. You're gonna run lead on this, right?

You wanted more responsibility.

Yeah, yeah, but not... I mean...

Of course, I wanted more responsibility, but I don't think right...

Something goes wrong, I'll take care of it.

Okay. Good. Good.

[elevator dings] - Phew. Thanks.

[men speaking in Japanese]

Well, they're talking about banks in Japan.

[men speaking in Japanese]

[telephone rings]

[Michael] Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.

Please, I'd like... I'd like to...

discuss the terms of the agreement...

[translator speaking in Japanese]

[indistinct] Can it wait?

It's Dara. You want me to get rid of her?

No, no. No. I'll talk to her.

Michael... [indistinct] One second.

It's gonna be just one second. I promise.

[Dara] Am I interrupting?

And what if you are?

[Dara] How about lunch?

I don't know.

[Dara] No is not an acceptable answer.

Palm restaurant... They're terrible.

[Dara] 30 minutes. I can always call someone who's willing.

[sighs]

Okay. Okay. Everyone.

Terms of the deal. Terms of the deal.

Hour Glass is looking for Pacific Rim distribution.

And... [speaking in Japanese]

having had an opportunity to discuss with a number of your, um...

associates. [Speaking in Japanese]

[men speaking in Japanese]

I'm really sorry.

I... I apologize. No, something just came up

that needs my immediate attention.

Uh, my brother, Jimmy, will walk you through the rest of it.

Accept my apologies, please.

[men speaking in Japanese]

Can we have a time-out?

Can we do a five-minute time...

Can you please tell them that...

One minute.

[all speaking Japanese]

Michael, you realize you're walking out on one of the most...

[Michael] What?

Excuse me. Where do you think you're going?

Just get in there and close it. I can't get in there right now.

I've already outlined the deal. All you gotta do is sit there and take notes.

I can't go back in there.

I want this all taken care of by tomorrow.

Michael...

[groaning]

Ah, yes, here it is.

Oh, that will be about five minutes,

if you care to have a seat. Thank you.

Oh, Mr. Jardine. What a pleasure to see you.

That is a smashing tie.

Thank you, Andre. By yourself today?

Um, actually, I'm looking for somebody.

Female, I presume.

Bingo. Name?

Dara Jensen.

Let's have a look, shall we?

Jensen... Dara Jensen.

No, don't see her. It's okay.

Why don't we take a closer look, sir?

Can you tell me what she looks like?

Uh, brunette. Blue eyes.

Extremely beautiful. Rather, girly, really.

Hmm. She sounds wonderful.

Do you see her?

No, I don't. Hmm.

Wait a minute.

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe. I mean, what...

[Andre] Oh, good. You got her.

Shit!

Problem?

Um...

You see that blonde over there?

Could you tell her to meet me at the bar? Of course.

[giggles]

Really bad. Really a problem.

Sorry to interrupt.

[indistinct whispering]

All taken care of, Mr. Jardine.

Merci beaucoup.

[sighs]

Incognito?

Dare to be different.

I almost didn't recognize you. How long you been here?

For a while. Really?

You didn't see me?

I saw you.

So, who's the smart guy?

You tell me.

Well, I did blow off a meeting

to come down here and see you.

Here I am.

Why don't you get rid of the smart guy?

Why? You gonna fuck me right now?

Would you like me to bend over

so you can slide it in from behind?

Is that what you want, Michael?

Should I get on my knees,

take you in my mouth right now?

Whoa!

[zips pants] Let's get out of here.

Next time…

you won't be late.

Charming girl.

[giggles]

Sorry.

That was just an old friend. I'm fine.

[Henry] Use the capital stock after the monitored subscription price.

That's David's department. Do they have any liens against the company?

I don't know! Well, what the hell do you know?

Michael always handles everything dealing with the bank, Pop.

Well, what do you do down there?

You got to know these things.

I am the only one here!

Michael took off from the meeting today. I haven't seen David.

You can't expect me to do everything!

Son, I'm not asking you to do everything.

I'm just asking you to do your part.

I am not the only one.

If Michael wasn't thinking with his dick,

we could have this wrapped up by now.

Hey, Pop.

Where have you been? [telephone rings]

[Henry] Michael, is that you? Yeah, yeah. It's me.

What the hell's going on? Do I have to come down there?

No, no, no. Everything's fine. Everything's fine.

You left in the middle of a meeting today?

I was crunching numbers, Pop.

He was crunching that tuna taco from the girl

that he met at the show.

You've been drinking? [coughs]

No, no. Everything, uh…

Everything's…

Everything's... everything's cool.

Jimmy had his chance to fly solo, and his balls shriveled.

Hey! [Coughing]

Pop, you all right?

Yeah. Well…

We've all been… [Jimmy] Pop?

We've all been through that before, haven't we?

[Henry laughs]

All right. Listen, boys. You got to quit screwing around.

Because our asses are on the line, okay?

I leave for ten minutes. You're such an...

[line clicks and dial tone]

I covered your ass so many times.

[door shuts]

[birds chirping]

[Harriet] Detective?

He'll see you now.

Morning, Mr. Jardine.

I'm calling so early.

I never miss the mornings, detective.

Harriet, can you get us some coffee, please?

None for me, thanks.

Now, Mr. Jardine...

Save it, Harriet.

[Harriet] You know what the doctor said.

Do you work for the doctor?

Because I could give a good damn what the doctor said.

Sir. Thank you.

Handsome crop of boys you got there, Mr. Jardine.

Good boys.

They got their mother's looks, thank God.

You have a couple of boys to take over the family business...

This a, uh...

social visit, detective?

Unfortunately, no.

I'd like to ask you some questions about Michael.

Harriet!

How long does it take to get a cup of cof...

[coughing]

I swear, if you want to get anything done around here,

you gotta do it your god-damn self, you know? [Coughing]

Are you all right, Mr. Jardine?

I'm fine. Harriet!

[inhaling]

[coughing]

Ah...

Oh, I love my coffee.

[chuckles]

Now, do you know anything about an insurance policy?

National Life of Vermont.

Policy was taken out a couple years ago.

That was the first thing I had them do.

It was a double policy.

It was a, you know, a wedding gift.

If someone loses a loved one, they should be compensated.

[whistles] Three and a half million. That's some compensation.

Are you insinuating something?

No, Mr. Jardine.

I mean, Michael and, uh,

you know, Janice had their problems.

I mean, who doesn't? But... No, you're barking up the wrong tree.

I'm sure you're right.

Would you do me a favor and ID this photograph for me?

Oh, my God.

You find him.

Find out who did this.

It isn't right.

Find out who did that.

[michael on recording] It's M.J. Leave a message.

Michael, Michael, Michael, are you there?

I cannot believe you're doing this to us.

They're all coming down on me, Mike.

Where are you?

[sirens wailing in distance]

[dance music playing]

Excuse me.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ The race is on ♪

♪ Just like it has been for a million years ♪

♪ Stones to bombs ♪

♪ Time is wasted wet with silent tears ♪

♪ Try after try they fight ♪

♪ Just because the other one is there ♪

Hi!

[laughs]

[laughs] [laughs]

[michael] Hey!

Hey! [squeals]

Well, I've just been looking all over for you.

[squeals]

[laughs] Thank you.

Come on. Come on.

You got some candy?

[chuckling]

[michael] I haven't done this for years.

Ecstasy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no.

Oh, it's been so long.

[laughing]

X-two-see.

Come on. Be brave.

[laughs]

Yay!

Let's dance!

[laughs]

[michael] You dance? [man] I love it!

[michael] Uh, I don't know about this, but okay!

[whooping]

[michael] Okay!

[michael] Yeah! [Laughs]

Oh, it's a good vibration.

[laughing] Yeah!

Yeah.

Thanks a lot.

♪ So kill the cameras ♪

♪ And kill the lights ♪

♪ You're blowing our cover ♪

♪ You know that that ain't right... ♪

[all cheering]

♪ 'Cause we're American heroes ♪

♪ We love to fight ♪

♪ American heroes... ♪

[laughing]

[indistinct chatter]

[laughter]

♪ So kill the cameras ♪

♪ And kill the lights ♪

♪ You're blowing our cover ♪

♪ You know that that ain't right... ♪

[michael groans]

♪ 'Cause we're American heroes ♪

♪ We love to fight ♪

♪ So kill the cameras... ♪

[laughs]

[michael exclaiming]

[michael muttering]

♪ We're going to do what's right ♪

♪ We're American heroes ♪

♪ We love to fight ♪

♪ American heroes... ♪

[michael] What are we doing?

Oh, last one out's a rotten egg.

[all laughing]

[indistinct chatter]

[all laughing and exclaiming]

[michael] [whooping] Aw, yeah.

Oh, come here, come here. Come here.

Hey!

[man] Lucy!

[whooping]

This is unbelievable.

I'm just... I feel so warm.

[man] How do we get in here?

Shit. Oh, my God. That looks like my dad's house.

[man] Open! Open! Let me in!

Let me in!

[groaning] Oh, no, man.

Oh, that is my dad's house.

Hey! Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Oh, no, no, no, no!

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, no. Okay.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no, no!

No, you're not...

[all shouting]

Dude, dude... let me out. Let him out.

All right, everybody. Party's over.

Get back in the car.

Get back... Get back in the car.

Okay? Everybody. Go, baby.

We're gonna get back in the car right now. No, no, no, no.

Out of my dad's house!

Get back in the car, okay?

Okay? Dude! Dude, no, no, no, no!

Get the fuck out of here right now!

Okay. Listen... Baby...

[all cheering]

Oh, hey, don't...

This is... it's not allowed. It's not allowed.

People, just chill out!

Shut up for a second!

Shut the fuck up and listen to me!

You got to...

You got to.

Dude. Okay.

[man whooping]

I'll be right back!

Don't go anywhere! I'll be right back!

Just shut up!

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, no.

[indistinct chatter]

Yes!

[exclaims]

[rock music playing in background]

Shit!

Okay, this ain't funny.

[man whooping]

[whispers] Dara.

Dara!

I love this!

Dara, where are you?

This isn't funny, man.

Oh, now I see. Where are you?

Hi.

Hi! Oh, fuck!

Shit!

Let's go!

[giggles] Hey.

Shh! Hey. Over here.

[laughs]

Not in this room. Not in this room.

We gotta go.

We gotta go downstairs.

No! Come on!

[laughing] No!

Shh! Shh!

[Michael] No, no! No, no, no. No, no, not here.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

[monitor beeping]

[indistinct chatter]

[groans]

[giggling]

Oh, jeez...

Oh! Just... Okay, come on.

Let's go. Let's get out of here.

Come on, come on, come on.

Hey...

[laughs] Shut up!

Be quiet.

Hey, just be quiet! Stop it, stop it, stop it!

[groans] That's my dad!

Shh! That's my father right there.

Mmm.

[breathing heavily]

[both laughing]

[Michael] Enough. Shh! Shh!

Okay. Shh. It's not my house. My father's house.

Now we... We have to... We have to get out of here.

We have to go right now.

We...

[moans]

[rock music playing]

[moans] [banging]

[coughing]

[clearing throat]

[monitor beeping accelerates]

Who's there?

[all exclaiming]

[Michael] Let's go!

[woman squeals]

[Michael] Start the car.

Start the car!

Get in! Go!

Get in! Go! Go!

[engine starts]

[man] Oh, wait, please!

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

[telephone rings]

[ringing continues] [sighs]

Get the phone.

Yeah?

[Jimmy] Michael, Michael, Michael!

You fucking mystery man. Where have you been?

I guess I'm late, huh?

[telephone ringing]

[indistinct chatter]

[Jimmy] One question, Michael...

Where the fuck have you been?

I have wore off the numbers on my phone

trying to get in contact with you!

[Michael] Everyone just be quiet.

I've had kind of a rough week.

We kind of have a rough Monday, too, Michael.

The bank called in the note.

The bank called in the note? The note's not even due.

Tuesday! Today, today!

And with Mr. The-Bank-Loves-Me not around to sweet talk everyone,

I had to make some quick decisions.

I sold the children's line, Michael.

I sold it to Jurgen. I didn't know what else to do.

I mean, I tried to put myself in your position.

I tried to do what was right,

but they're breathing down my neck.

It's all going down. There's calling.

Jurgen's on the phone. He's making an offer.

I don't know. It's like an answer from God, and...

I... I panicked. I snapped. I'm sorry.

I... Michael, I'm sorry I sold some of pop's company.

It's our company now, Jimmy.

You sold some of our company.

Never sell. Never!

Michael...

I had to put up some of our stock as collateral on the factory.

They were breathing down my neck,

and I didn't know what else to do, Michael!

Oh, that's beautiful. That's beautiful.

I don't meet that one, and we're going to lose everything!

What's the fuck's the matter with you?

Everything's going to be all right, Michael.

Let me hear you say that.

Everything's gonna be all right!

Don't just stand there. Go get the Naritas on the phone!

Every... [yells] Now!

Everything's gonna be okay, Michael.

I need to hear that from you, Michael.

Everything's gonna be okay, right?

[Michael] You can see the final terms are more than fair.

The faster we can expedite the legal end,

the faster we can both start pulling in the yen.

[translator speaking Japanese]

[men speaking Japanese]

[inaudible whisper]

What are they saying?

They want to know where the figures for the children's line are.

[indistinct chatter]

They wanna know where the children's line figures are, Jimmy.

Um... We...

[groans]

You're killing us. Like, you know, with the children's line.

I mean, why didn't they care

what happened to the children's line three fucking weeks ago

when something...

[men speaking Japanese]

No children's line, no deal.

Yeah, Jimmy. No children's line, no deal.

There has to be some kind of misunderstanding.

[men speaking Japanese]

[all speaking Japanese]

Uh,

there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding here.

I know, I know, I fucked this royally. I know that.

You fucked us. You screwed the pooch on this one.

You know what? I wasn't even at that signing! Hour Glass is finished!

Michael, this was your deal, your thing, from the beginning.

They called your bluff! You're so crazy chasing pussy,

you can't even follow through on it!

I swear to fucking God you gotta be adopted.

Don't you dare put this all on me!

Don't you dare put it all on me!

Why don't you just go get a drink?

There we go. That's all you're worth.

There we go. That's the most feasible plan

you've had in quite a while, Michael Jardine.

If you ever sell anything again, I'm going to kill you.

You know something? You can go fuck yourself!

[sniffs]

I'll be at the bar next door.

[R&B music playing]

Say that again, folks.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, Pete.

I hear you.

Oh, shit.

How about we start happy hour a little goddamn early tonight?

Always happy hour around here, Jimmy. Mmm.

I like that, Pete.

How are you, young lady?

You look like you just came from dancing.

[chuckles] Yeah!

I'd like to buy you an alcoholic beverage.

Tell this sum bitch what you want.

Two minutes. That's all I'm asking for is two minutes.

A little bit of time, a little bit of time.

I don't care what you've got to do.

Why don't you just buzz him or something?

Walk into the meeting and get his attention?

I'll straighten this whole thing out.

It's an emergency. I don't have an hour.

Do you understand that? Do you understand urgency?

Important? Right the fuck now!

Fuck!

Kami!

Tell the Naritas to stay here.

Do not let them go.

You got it?

Come on in. [laughs]

Nice place.

[vocalizing]

Ow!

[vocalizing continues]

Uh, uh, uh.

Pay me first.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.

Pay you first. Uh-huh.

If you're lucky, I'll refer you.

Wow.

What a fucking day I have had!

You don't have to worry about a thing.

'Cause mama's gonna take good care of you.

Flip... Flip the two of you.

Move it, yeah, yeah? Just flip it, yeah?

[indistinct chatter]

This is great. This is great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fantastic. It's good.

Good, good, good.

Hey!

You better have a hell of a reason to perform a stunt like this.

Perhaps a five-minute break?

Five minutes. Five minutes, everybody.

Police have got your alias!

Will you stop it? No!

What are you gonna do, hit me? Yes, I am!

I want you to tear up that contract

and forget that this whole fucking thing happened, right now!

Can we take a five-minute break? Please?

[shouts] Now!

I didn't buy it, Michael. Don't!

I didn't buy it! What are you talking about?

I can't sell it back. I didn't buy it!

Stop it! Just calm down and listen to me.

Yesterday, somebody calls me.

They tell me, "Purchase the whole thing," okay?

Mike, I don't have that kind of money.

Taxes are killing me.

Business is down 25%, Michael. I only...

You don't even know what the fuck you've done to me.

Let me see that paper. Give me that contract!

Just shut up! You be careful with that!

[inaudible]

"Finalized forthwith..."

"purchase by Jensen enterprises."

Oh, don't read that part.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's okay, Mike. It's just business. Mike! Business!

That bitch. It's business, man! Business.

[grunts]

Fuck you!

[beeping]

[Dara on recording] Hi, it's Dara.

I'm not in, so speak at the tone. Bye.

[answering machine beeps] [Michael] Yeah, this is a message

for the president of Jensen enterprises.

This is Michael Jardine calling.

Just wanna let you know, sweetheart,

that you really crossed the line this time.

This isn't a fucking game, now. This is business.

You wanna play rough with me, I'll play rough with you.

[telephone rings]

Yeah?

Oh, my God. When?

Where are you at?

I'm on my way.

And as soon as I know anything, I will get right to you.

Nothing else I can do. You're just gonna have to hang in there.

[monitor beeping]

[woman] He collapsed in the tub last night.

Are you okay?

[Michael] I've been out screwing around

and you've been right there in the middle of it.

I gave her some phone numbers and addresses.

I didn't know. That's the way she is.

Sometimes she goes a little bit too far.

The "x" takes a lot of sense!

But you enjoyed it. You had fun!

I'm going to lose my fucking company!

My father's had a fucking coronary!

What are you doing in here?

It's okay. I'm sorry. I…

I'm family.

Oh, I'm sorry, but it's better that you're not here.

I would rather just wait right here.

I'm sorry you'd rather wait here.

You'll wait where everyone else does. In the waiting room.

Is he gonna be okay? Out! Out!

This is his father. I understand.

In the ICU, we all have to go out of here.

I can't be in here? I'm his son.

[nurse] You can wait in the lobby

where there's a lovely television set.

Where's the doctor? Would you please calm down?

Doctor. Doctor, please just tell

Mr. Jardine that we have rules here, and that he's…

Excuse me. I need to speak to you just a moment.

What is it with this place?

[nurse] He will be okay.

Okay, now your father came in to us

with a full-blown coronary, okay?

Now we've managed to stabilize him,

but it's going to take us at least 24 hours

to see how he's gonna pull through.

Look, the best thing that you can do for us is to wait in our lobby,

and as soon as I know anything,

I will tell you right away.

You want me to wait in the lobby for 24 hours?

The best I can do. Now you're just going to have to

hang in there, okay?

Time has a way of catching up with us, doesn't it, Mr. Jardine?

Detective Dish.

Yeah. How you doing?

Oh, he's gonna pull out of this one.

Good. I hope.

Somebody saw you at David Grossman's a couple of nights ago.

David's?

Oh, God. That poor kid.

He was a good kid. He used to work for me.

Seems he had a hot date,

only he stood him up once he got his throat cut.

[sighs]

I was there.

Stopped by for a couple minutes on that night.

You'll get a chance to tell your story. Don't worry.

Wait a second. Wait a second.

Excuse me.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Did you… Do you think I killed David?

Oh, that's just the beginning.

Why would I do that?

Oh, Swiss banks, offshore accounts. Any of that ring a bell?

Then the time comes,

and you need a quick chunk of cash to make your step up,

but Uncle Sam's watching you like a hawk,

so you improvise.

Collect two or three million from a forgotten insurance policy.

What are you…

What are you, crazy? You're fucking nuts!

You think I killed David and my ex-wife?

[detective dish] Time is running out, Jardine.

The only thing that's keeping you out of jail now

is the fact that I'm not gonna give you a loophole to slip through.

You better call your lawyer.

Call my lawyer? Call my lawyer?

For what? I didn't do anything!

Michael, don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine.

You sure you don't wanna come in?

No, no, I'm…

I gotta go.

For a cup of coffee?

I gotta get back to the hospital, and…

I gotta try to find Jimmy.

Come on.

I don't think it's a good idea for you to be alone right now.

Okay.

[door opens]

Wow.

This your place?

Nah. It's my roommate's.

Ah, it's cool.

Can I take your coat?

Sure.

[yawns]

Is coffee okay, or do you want something stronger?

Hmm. Glass of water's fine.

Water? Yeah.

You got it.

Oh, shit. [Sighs]

[sighing]

Here you go.

Thank you.

That feels good.

Have you met my roomie?

[grunts]

[groans]

[michael] Jesus!

Sorry, Michael.

Business is business.

Call the police, Kami.

We've got a dangerous criminal in our house.

You psychopath bitch!

I'm gonna kick your ass!

[glass breaking]

[grunting]

I've got some inside information.

Your stock is going to plummet.

I'm gonna buy you out.

You couldn't stand the pressure.

I'd offer you a job, but it's gonna be pretty hard

to run a company from a prison cell.

[Michael grunts]

Kami!

Dara!

[yells]

[screams]

[grunting]

[hard rock playing in background]

♪ Dead train ♪

[gasps] Jimmy!

Hello. Hello?

Yeah. Um, there's… there's a man in the house.

By the way,

your brother Jimmy came by.

He's got that same little dick that you have, Michael.

You fucking bitch!

[grunting]

[groans]

Poor David.

Wasn't much a challenge, was he?

I'm gonna kill you!

[aerosol sprays] [screaming] No! No!

Aah! My eyes!

[screaming]

[Kami laughing]

But Janice was a real pleasure.

[laughing]

[Michael] My eyes!

I can't see!

I don't think she'd ever been with a woman before.

[Michael screaming]

She knew how to eat pussy.

[Michael groans] Help me!

You hurting, Michael?

[groaning]

[grunts]

[gasps]

What is daddy gonna think

when he finds out what a bad boy you've been?

I hope his heart can take it.

You're pathetic.

[grunts]

[laughter]

[Dara] Over here. [Laughs] [Kami] Can't stand up?

Come on, Michael. You can do it!

[Michael grunts] [Dara] Michael.

[Kami screaming] I'm going to kill you!

[Kami] Michael, how could you do that to my good lamp?

[Michael] Come here!

[Kami laughing] Hey!

[grunts]

[Dara] Over here, Michael. Come here!

[Kami] Oh, don't worry, Michael. The cops will be here soon.

They'll take good care of you.

[laughter]

[Michael] You bitches! Oh, my God.

[laughing]

You just lost to Kami!

So much for the boxing tips, huh, Michael?

[women laughing]

[both laughing]

[Dara] Yes!

[whooping]

[Kami] Oh, Dara. You do that so well.

[women giggling]

[yells]

[screaming]

[chuckles]

Yeah!

How do you like that?

[laughing]

[Dara] You bastard!

[Dara screams]

[screams]

[both grunting]

[screams]

[Michael] You bitch!

You little bitch!

You fucking liar!

Fuck you!

Calm the fuck down!

[Michael] Fuck you!

You fucking…

[Michael] She killed her!

[officer] Easy, easy. [Michael screaming]

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[Michael] The trial was over in six weeks.

My world reduced to an 8 x 10 cell

where one question endlessly repeated itself…

Why?

Two years into my sentence, I received an unmarked envelope

and nothing inside but a yellow, worn clipping from a local newspaper.

It announced the death of Samuel Jensen,

a young designer.

Samuel's small company had ventured into the world of fashion,

only to be dominated,

purchased, and dismantled by its competitor.

My father had stepped on a lot of toes on his road to success.

Destroyed,

Samuel Jensen committed suicide.

He was survived by his wife Eileen and his only daughter...

Dara.

It's the little things that'll kill you.

There's part of me that admires her.

The planning,

the patience it took.

But there's something deeper than those.

It's not over. [indistinct chatter]

All right, Jardine. This is your lucky day.

Get your stuff together.

Let's go.

[Michael] You see, I've been doing some planning of my own.

And patience, well…

I've learned a thing or two about that.

[indistinct chatter]

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Don't you want your pictures?

[Michael] You know, you spend enough time in a place,

it starts to feel like home.

I'll be back.

[cell door slams]

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ We don't want another suckerman around here ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, ♪

♪ We don't want another suckerman around here ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Fortified in a jungle made of rubber ♪

♪ Gullible as a plan without a clue ♪

♪ Candy ass in the winter ♪

♪ Spring and the summer ♪

♪ Get him out of here do, do, do ♪

♪ A jellyfish that's tossed up in the chaos ♪

♪ Plugging the possibilities ♪

♪ Mr. Slow in the fast lane ♪

♪ Will delay us ♪

♪ The devil disguised as decency ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ We don't want another suckerman around here ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ We don't want another suckerman around here ♪

♪ Looking out of the windows in his hairdo ♪

♪ Wondering how the birds got in ♪

♪ Candy ass in the winter ♪

♪ Spring and the summer ♪

♪ Get him out of here do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Go, baby, go, baby ♪

♪ You're so cool, baby ♪

♪ Go, baby, go, baby ♪

♪ You're so cool ♪

♪ Go, baby, go, baby ♪

♪ You're so cool, baby ♪

♪ Go, baby, go, baby ♪

♪ You're so cool ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ We don't want another suckerman around here ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman ♪

♪ We don't need another suckerman around here ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ We don't want another suckerman around here ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ We don't need another suckerman around here ♪

♪ The suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪

♪ Suckerman, suckerman suckerman, suckerman ♪