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And now, here they are, the most daredevil group of daddy drivers to ever

whirl their wheels in the wacky races, competing for the title of the world's

wackiest racer. The cars are approaching the starting line. First is the turbo

terrific driven by Peter Perfect.

Next, Rufus Ruffcutt in Sawtooth in the Bug Wagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special. Right behind is the Ant

Hill Mob in their bulletproof bomb.

And there's ingenious inventor Pat Hendy in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Kidstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next, we have the bouldermobile with the Sly Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the creepy coop with the gruesome Susan. And right on their

tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chugabug with Luke and Flubber Bear.

Leaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dew batters,

Nick Dastardly and his sidekick.

Luckily, and even now, they're up to some dirty trick, and they're off to a

standing start. And why not? They've been chained to a post by Shifty Dick

Dastardly, who shifts into the wrong gear. And away they go on the way out

wacky races.

And here they are, folks, lined up for the Carlsbad or Flush Bash.

the double zero is already a full car length ahead of the other wacky racers

and the race hasn't even started it's the racer's edge you know but now the

racers are warming up their cars

for

the hottest race ever

you starting?

I'll catch up with them at the first pit stop.

The converting car takes the lead, followed by the creepy coupe in second

spot, and the anthill mop moving into third.

What's that pile of straw doing in the middle of the road?

How come the racers have fallen into a deep pit?

Oh, so that's the pit stop that's to be bent. Oh, what a low trick.

About 50 feet low!

And now we'll just drive over the top of the hill!

Oh no!

They're out of the pit!

into the first lap of today's race.

The compact pussycat, number five, is in the lead, leading the others to fight

the duck.

Is anything wrong, Penny?

It sure is, Sugar. My nose is shot.

It must be snowing. There go cars two, seven, eight, three, one, nine.

Bingo!

naturally sailing along in last place.

Got to save gas.

Going full throttle down the Go-Back Gulch Road, Penelope Pitstop is headed

straight for a hairpin curve.

Hairpin? That's just what I need.

The Sly Brothers are right behind her in second place, and Luke in the Chuggabug

is.

Driving in for third.

But wait. Here comes Peter Perfect in the Turbo Terrific.

Using triple wheel power.

How do you do, Miss Penny?

Oh, my.

Turbo Terrific has just flown into first place.

What a car.

You never let me down.

Oh, sure.

Wacky beat goes on as the racers head for Earl's Bad Cavern. And here comes

Blast, in place.

Get him, dastardly. Not for long, Bubby.

It's meanmanship time.

The long arm of the outlaw.

The bouldermobile is bashing ahead for third spot, followed by the creepy

koopa. I'm contender for fourth.

Uh-oh. What scheme is Dick dastardly hatching now?

A little foul play on those birds.

Danger. Bridge out.

That ought to stop them.

Why aren't you racing?

Look at the sign.

The bridge is out. Yeah, I put it there.

So long, losers.

Bastardly's dirty deed made off. He's in first place.

Dirty deeds do it every time.

I fell for that old bridge out sign trick.

Say, what are you doing with that sign?

I just saw it back there on the road.

What? The bridge is out.

Really?

Shut up. Even with the bridge out, the Wacky Racers prove once again...

where the antelope water skied into a bumpy second.

The buzz wagon just bridged the stream for third place,

followed by the rest of the wacky racers.

Meanwhile, Big Dapper Lee is slowly floating downstream.

Raft this raft.

It's too slow, but we'll still win, Muttley. Look!

We'll sneak along the sneaky, snaky river and slither ahead of everyone.

Hey, Mudley, paddle faster.

We're speeding up.

Speeding up?

My brakes must be wet.

Anyway, Mudley, this shortcut will get us to Carlsbad Cavern ahead of those

other dum-dums.

Would you look at that, Peter?

I've never seen so many little old tunnels.

And only one of them leads to the finish line. We better start exploring.

We must be inside Carl's

Bad Cabin. Keep looking for the exit, Mudley.

I think he wants to be our friend.

I can use him to stop the other racers.

Leaving dastardly with his newfound friends, we

find the wacky racers looking for an exit from Carl's...

I hear those wacky racers coming.

Quick, nitty gritty, let him have it.

streaking out of Carl's bad tavern, heading for the finish line.

Penelope Pitstop's in the lead.

Redback is closing fast.

And the Slack Brothers are moving into third.

And at the finish line, Cargiver finds the compact pussycat as the winner.

Redback did number four and goes into second place.

And the baller mobile number one is a smashing third.

All the way he reaches a finish except to Casterly. There he is, behind the

eight ball.

find our way out of here in time for the next wacky race.