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And now, here they are, the most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever

whirl their wheels in the wacky races, competing for the title of the world's

wackiest racer. The cars are approaching the starting line. First is the turbo

terrific driven by Peter Perfect.

Next, Rufus Roughcutt and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special. Right behind is the Ant

Hill Mob in their bulletproof bombs.

And there's Ingenious Inventor, hat pending in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next, we have the Bouldermobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the Creepy Coop with a gruesome twosome. And right on their

tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chugabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing do-batters,

Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley. And even now they're up to some

dirty trick, and they're off to a standing start. And why not? They've

been chained to a post by shifty Dick Dastardly, who shifts into the wrong

gear. And away they go on the way out wacky races.

From downtown Death Valley to uptown Doontown, the Wacky Racers are off to

the desert journey. The cars are just hitching along now in the deep sand,

trying to get a fraction of traction.

But what's this?

Back at the starting line is Dick Gasterly.

Now, what's he up to?

With my cannonball power, I'll soon be up there.

Master Lee has just shot into the lead, folks.

Naturally. I'd like to start things off with a...

Dick Dastardly is in first place now, but he seems to have gone to pieces.

Drat.

Meanwhile,

in second place, Peter Perfect in his turbo terrific is driving up a storm.

The Arkansas Chugabug is sailing into third position.

And here comes the Ant Hill Mob on the run in the fourth place.

Much, you guys, much.

The Creepy Coop is being spirited away in the fifth position.

With Bernie Penelope Pitstop hitching a ride.

Meanwhile, the Slag Brothers are pushing hard.

But now the worst is over and it's downhill all the way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, this race certainly has its ups and downs.

And here is Rufus Roughcutt, one of the hottest wacky racers, gaining a foot at

a time.

I could go faster if I didn't have sand in my shoes.

Paul, the boulder mobile is headed straight for Rufus.

Thanks for the push, Slag.

What's this?

The Double Zero having trouble?

No, Dum Dum. With these balloon tires, I can fly along the desert.

I see what you mean, Dick.

Drat! How can I win this race?

Easy, Master.

Who said that?

I did.

Just... Remove the cork and release me from this bottle.

Who are you?

I am Abu Bubu, the magic genie. Your wish is my command.

A magic genie, eh?

Say, I have a great idea.

With your magic and my meanness, I shall win this race.

Now listen to my sneaky scheme.

Meanwhile,

with Peter Perkins in the lead, the Wacky Racers are roaring across the

desert.

Okay, Abu-Bubo, are you ready?

But, Master, I am not good at being bad.

You'll learn.

Now, make a raging river appear in front of the racers. A mirage?

Yes, master.

Uh-oh.

It's a roaring river.

Nonsense, Clyde. It's only a mirage.

Just our imagination.

So?

So, well, just imagine there's a bridge.

Hey, it worked!

The others must have turned back by now. And there's the river ahead.

Those dum-dums didn't even know this is just a mirage. And this river really

isn't... real.

All right, boo-boo, get us out of here where it's high and dry.

Yike! High enough, master?

I didn't say on top of a mountain.

Very well. No mountain.

Oh, no!

Boo-boo, you dum-dum! Put us out in front of the wacky racers!

As you command, master.

Right out in front of the army surplus special.

And the wacky beat goes on and on.

With Peter Perfect back in the lead.

Followed by Professor Pat Pendick in the middle of a sandstorm.

Professor, you don't stand a chance in that sand.

You've got it all wrong, sonny.

It's the sand that doesn't stand a chance.

Against my vacuum cleaner power.

You might say, I have the race in the bag.

This is your last chance. One more boo-boo and you're through, boo-boo.

Now let's get them.

Yes, master.

Behold, a flying insect.

Flatten him!

Whoops, wrong insect.

Rat. Well, there's always the 1,000-pound anvil trick.

Not on me, you dum-dum! Sorry about that, master.

Never mind.

Here come the white erasers! Drop it!

Oh, my!

There's a thousand-pound anvil dropping on me!

Get me out of here, you

blundering boob! A thousand pardons, master!

Now, get me to the finish line, fast!

Yes, master.

The flying carpet will get you there in no time at all.

And away you go!

And the wacky beat goes on with the wacky racers approaching the finish line

at uptown Doontown.

Taking the lead is the ant hill mob using foot powder.

I mean, foot power.

Coming up fast to the slide grub is using club power.

The creepy poop in Overdrive Dragon Power.

The F-Boat is anybody's race.

But wait, what's that coming over the horizon?

Why, it's Dick Dastardly on a flying carpet.

You were expecting maybe a flying carter? Of course it's me, Ricky Dicky,

and I'm going to win this race.

And it sure looks like Dastardly is right as he flies into the lead.

See you dum-dums at the finish line.

Drat.

And here come the wacky racers across the finish line.

And the winner is number nine, the Turbo Terrific, driven by Peter Perfect.

The buzz wagon is second.

And the pretty poop took third place.

Pardon me for laughing, but you look ridiculous.

I'd teach you to laugh if I were in your place.

Your wish shall be granted.

Now you are in my place, former master.

Drat!