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And now, here they are.

The most daredevil group of daddy drivers to ever whirl their wheels in

the wacky races.

Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer.

Cars are approaching the starting line. First is the turbo terrific driven by

Peter Perfect.

Next, Rupert Roughcutt and Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.

Maneuvering for position is the army surplus special. Right behind is the

anthill mob in their bulletproof bombs.

And there's Ingenious Inventor, hat-pending in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next, we have the Boulder Mobile with the Slide Brothers, rock and

gravel. Lurching along is the Creepy Coop with a gruesome sootham. And right

on their tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dew batters,

Nick Dastardly and his sidekick.

And even now, they're up to some dirty trick, and they're off to a standing

start. And why not?

They've been chained to a post by Shifty Dictasterly, who shifts into the wrong

gear. And away they go on the way out wacky races.

Today, our wacky racers are wending their wacky way westward from Oil Can,

Oklahoma to Crease Gun, Texas.

Peter Perfect is burning along in first place.

And Dick Dastardly is running a close second.

All right, Mudgee, get the oil can.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let him have it, Mudgee.

Pretty slick trick, eh, Peter?

Thanks to an oil can, Nick Datterby has taken the lead away from Peter Perfect

and is way out in front. The rest of the racers are strung out behind it, keeping

a steady pace.

And Redman makes his move to get up front.

And he makes it!

Not the bend in the road.

And red backs is left high and dry.

I mean, wet.

It's back and back between Rupert's rough cut in the bug wagon and number

seven, the ant hill bomb.

Mike decides to use a little strategy to pass Rupert.

Okay, you guys.

Give me the one step.

Got you, boss.

Come on, come on now. Back into the car.

Gee, thanks for the lift, Miss Penelope. My pleasure.

I'm glad I had the opportunity to be a pioneer.

Hey, boss, here we are.

Well, just don't sit there, dummy head. Hop in.

Ta-ta, y'all.

Goodbye, ma'am, and thanks again.

And now it's Professor Pat Pending who makes a try for the lead.

He's changing the converter car into a flying carpet on wheels.

Yeah, I think I'll take a little spin.

We passed the Arkansas Chugabug, the Creepy Coop, the Surplus Special and the

Slag Brothers.

And it looks like the professor took a spin, all right.

Dick Dastardly, still leading the pack, approaches Pipeline Jochen ahead of the

others. Time for another despicable dirty deed, eh, Mudley?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, Mudley.

Now help me push this giant pipe onto the road.

I wonder what dastardly trick Dastardly's planning now.

Push, Mudley.

Push.

There.

Now, put that sign up on top of the pipe.

A tunnel.

Short cut to finish line.

Oh, so that's it. I think Dastardly's going to trap the racers in that giant

pipeline. Oh, how despicable.

They'll never find their way out of there!

Trapped in a giant pipeline, the wacky racers follow each other across the

mountains without really knowing where they're going. Hey, Sarge, I don't know

where I'm going.

Me neither.

I better take a look around.

On the right flank.

And while the wacky racers rattle and rumble through the pipeline, Nick

dastardly delights in the despicable deed he has done.

Yeah, we have this race in the bag, Muckley.

Or you could say, in the pipe.

Double drat!

During this minor mix-up, the Aunt Hill mop seems to have muddled into the lead

over the surplus special.

I'm giving her all she's got, Sarge. Now don't forget, we got surplus power,

Meekly. Pull in the cannon, and I'll start the dry land outboard.

The Arkansas chunkabug is ahead at this point, but they're in trouble. They're

losing steam, and the other cars roll past them.

We gotta refuel, Blubber. I'll fill up with that tank.

Okay, Blubber, fill her up.

And Blubber does, with crude oil.

Hold on.

The Arkansas Chugabug is a real ar-

Get past the chuggabug. Switch to fan drive, Muttley.

in first place.

Yes, and to make sure I win this race, I shall stop the others with an oil well.

Come on, Muckley, come on.

I hear my lady.

the finish line it's reached gun texas the surplus special is leading but

professor pat penney pours it on and he takes the lead away from sergeant

private neatly the rest of the racers are at their heels and in the rear

unable to pass dick dastardly makes a desperate move he decides to go over the

closely bunched racers

The surplus pack of crumbs in second, and Rufus Roughcat takes third place.

Muddy, get me down!

And the feed machine crosses the finish line last.

Drat! Drat!