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And now, here they are. The most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever

whirl their wheels in the wacky races.

Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer.

Cars are approaching the starting line. First is the turbo terrific driven by

Peter Perfect.

Next, Rufus Roughcutt and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special.

Right behind is the Ant Hill Mob in their bulletproof bombs.

And there's ingenious inventor Pat Pendig in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Kidstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next, we have the bouldermobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the Creepy Coop with a gruesome twosome. And right on their

tail is the Red Fax.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dewbatters,

Nick Dastardly and his sidekick, Buckley.

And even now, they're up to some dirty trick.

And they're off to a standing start. And why not? They've been chained to a post

by Shifty Dick Dasterly, who shifts into the wrong gear.

And away they go on the way out wacky races.

Uh-uh-uh. Don't touch that dial, viewers.

There's nothing wrong with your set. Just frost it over.

As the wacky racers march across the frozen north, from frostbite British

Columbia to cold cuts Quebec.

Is it cold, Rufus?

You betcha! My hot bra just turned into a cold bra!

Cold hands warm hot, I always say.

Thank heavens for Antifreeze.

Tight nothing like a fur coat on a day like this.

Back to the coolest race of the year, and we find number two, the Creepy Coop,

moving up into second place.

And flying into the lead.

With the bouldermobile dragging along in second place.

But here comes the double O down the slope on skis.

Oh, that's that dirty dick Dastardly. Up for one of his slippery tricks.

Pretty slick, eh?

Tough luck, Dastardly.

What's tough?

I'm still ahead, am I not?

Yes, but you're running out of time.

So what? My brain runs like clockwork.

Watch this!

erasers cold.

Except I've got a pretty hot idea.

My super duper scooper will clear the way.

No! I'm Snowboy!

Here they come.

One,

two, three, four.

Thirteen.

Drat! It didn't explode.

And here comes dirty Dignasomy, last and least.

Well, anyway, we know the bridge is safe.

Son of a fussin' russin' bummin' russin'. Cut that out.

Either stop complaining or get out and walk.

race it's number one out front just ahead of peter perfect the surplus six

is trending on thin ice and getting back into last place with the ed hill mob all

right you smugs slip on the ice skates

Some scary disguise, eh, Muttley?

We'll make them all go back.

The compact pussycat moving up now, flirting her way into second place.

Well,

I do declare a cute little old adorable snowman.

You pronounce it abominable.

They don't tend to be passed by a snowball.

A little super glue should turn this into a real drag race.

Let them fly, Muddy.

Oh, it's a pretty sticky situation for all the racers now.

As Dastardly zooms ahead.

Dastardly didn't know about my de-glue gizmo.

It just sprays it away.

Amazing. The glue is gone and so is the converter car.

But he oversprays and unsticks all the others.

And the race is on again.

It's the finish line, McKee. And the wacky racers are almost there.

Stop sniveling.

I've got another dirty trick up my sleeve.

This balloon is the fastest racer in the world.

The Crimson Hay Bailer is out in front, and the Arkansas Chuggabug is in second

place. But that mean balloon is coming up fast.

And wow!

Double O has taken the lead.

Oh, we hate to admit it, folks, but Nick Dastardly deserves a pat on the back.

Number four, the Crimson Hay Bailer. The Arkansas Truck-A-Bug is second, and the

Intel Bob is third.

And Dick Dastardly floats across the finish line in last place.

Rack!

Monday! Do something!