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And now, here they are. The most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever

whirl their wheels in the wacky races.

Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer. The cars are approaching

the starting line. First is the turbo terrific driven by Peter Perfect.

Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.

Maneuvering for position is the army surplus special. Right behind is the

anthill mob in their bulletproof bomb.

And there's Ingenious Inventor, hat pending in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next we have the Bowler Mobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the Creepy Coop with a gruesome twosome. And right on their

tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing do-batters,

Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley.

And even now they're up to some dirty trick. And they're off to a standing

start. And why not? They've been chained to a post by Shifty Dick Dasterly, who

shifts into the wrong gear.

And away they go on the way out wacky races.

And away go the wacky racers on another lap of the wild wacky race. This time to

the little town of...

Faked Idaho.

Each one is determined to be a wacky winner. And just as determined to stop

them is that wacky villain, I mean that wacky villain, Dick Dastardly.

Drat, I'll win yet. And his sleazy, wheezy buddy, Muttley.

Furring along with a comfortable lead, Penelope Pitstop in number five decides

to make a few makeup repairs.

While in second place, the Slag Brothers are trying for some quick motor repairs.

Storming into the lead is the Creepy Coop.

And boiling past the Creepy Coop is the Arkansas Chugabug.

Let go of me, you gosh dang blubbering bear.

Hold everything.

What's that up above?

Don't tell me it's Dick Dastardly. Well, it's not your Aunt Matilda.

All right, Muttley, lower that block of concrete.

That will block the road and block those blockheads from winning the race.

Drat! It's stuck!

I'll have to force it down.

Oh, no! Here they come!

Drat, drat, drat!

Drat and double drat!

Back to the wacky racers. Number eight is still in the lead.

Make a parsnip sandwich, Bloober. I've got me the hungries and heavy on the

pepper.

And there goes number eight, heading for last place.

Number eight has hit number nine.

Number nine hits number seven.

Seven hits one.

One hits four.

Four hits three.

Three hits six.

Folks, it's a chain reaction.

Wow, they're all out for repairs.

Except number five, Penelope Pitstop, who again takes the lead in the wacky

race. So long, fellas.

See you.

Oh, yeah?

She won't have the lead for long.

Stay here, Muttley. I'll give her my red riding hood routine.

Someone help Little Red Riding Hood.

Why, it's Little Old Red Riding Hood.

What can I do for you, Little Old Red Riding Hood?

Could you take these cookies to Granny's house?

I'm late for a date.

Of course I will, honey.

I've got plenty of time.

Be sure and take the shortcut to Granny's. And thank you ever so much.

You're welcome, honey.

Of course, we'll get there before she does.

Well, if you want to see a switch on the Little Red Riding Hood story, folks,

just stay tuned for part two of the Wacky Racers.

You know what to do with this wolf suit, my dear.

I'm going through the back window.

There's little old Grandma's house.

I'd better hurry and get back in the race.

Coming.

Here's your little old cookies, Grandma.

Oh, my.

That's the wolf. You'd better hide in the closet.

Don't you worry, little old Grandma. I'll take care of that old wolf.

The wolf won't bother you anymore, Grandma.

Well, you'd better hide in the closet anyway.

Penelope's car.

I'd better check and see if she's all right.

Go away, you old wolf.

I can take a hint.

Goodbye, little old granny.

Why don't you go out through that little old side door?

It's quicker.

Get out of here. The race will be over.

I think I'll pay Grandma a visit.

She digs that, oh, what big teeth you have, routine.

Hey, you ain't Grandma.

My, what big teeth you have.

Out!

Help! Help!

Let me out!

Oh, goody. Red, right? Huttonhood's here.

Come out, my dear.

Take that, that, and that.

I don't know, little old you.

Well, I know one thing. I'm in the wrong story.

I just hope I can still win the little old wacky race.

Meanwhile, the wacky racers fight for the lead in the wacky race.

All right, you guys, into getaway power.

The Red Max is on our tail.

Max is shifting to super prop power and he's going to be hard to stop with that

super power And

it's number four leading death

and here comes the army surplus six scram you guys

scatter

What dastardly crime are you up to now, Dick Dastardly? A foolproof way to win

this wacky race. That's what.

When they see a cattle, they detour, and I

win. You fiend.

I know it.

Quick, make like cattle crossing.

Here are the wacky racers again, with Rufus Roughcut, number 10, out in front.

But wait a minute. There's a giant boulder blocking the road. And Rufus

Roughcut's not stopping. He's heading straight for it.

And he's boring straight through.

And here come the Slag Brothers.

They're not stopping either.

And now it's Professor Pat Pending.

And nothing is stopping the professor either.

Here's the finish line at the town of Baked, Idaho.

It's number 10 and number 1 and number 3, each fighting for the lead.

It looks like number 3, folks.

No, no, number 10.

And it's, it's, it's number 1 in front.

That's official.

The Slag Brothers are the winners.

The buzz wagon is second.

And the converter car is third.

Meanwhile, meet our real loser, Dick Dastardly. Keep running, Muttley. Keep

running. He's got to run out of gas sometime.