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God is a smoker of Havanas

I see his gray clouds

I know that he smokes even at night

Like me, darling

You're just a smoker of Gitanes,

I see your blue curls

SMOKING CAUSES COUGHING

God is a smoker of Havanas

He told me so himself

Smoke sends you to Paradise

Can we pull over?

Again?

No way.

The binoculars, Dad! This is wild!

- What is it? - Pull up your zipper, Stéphane.

The binoculars, please, quick.

Come on.

Don't drop them.

Yeah.

Fuck, it's them! This is wild!

Go see what's going on.

Unbelievable! The Tobacco Force, right there!

- Who? - The Tobacco Force, Dad! Fuck!

Just down there. Incredible!

The guys in tracksuits?

Forget it, you don't understand.

Coolest avengers in the world!

- In the whole world, really? - Yep.

No one told me he was vegetarian. I didn't think twice.

- I was talking salami, normal-like. - Ouch!

Everyone at dinner knew but me!

- How'd you blow it? - It was really stupid. i...

Guys! Come, we can't win this hand-to-hand.

He's way tougher!

- Shit. - Let's give him a cancer!

Yes! My thoughts exactly!

- Come. - We're off!

- I'll finish later. - Deal.

We have to circle him so he gets totally confused.

Go on!

Positions!

He's confused! It's time!

Let's go, guys! Ready!

Go! Ammonia!

Methanol!

Benzene!

Nicotine!

Mercury!

Get ready!

I'm below max level! What's wrong?

You're not sincere enough! Focus!

I am sincere! Cut the shit!

What the fuck, Mercury?

It's not coming!

You're not sincere enough! I can tell.

Just one second.

Can you hurry?

I feel it! It's coming! Here it comes!

So let's go!

Tobacco Force

Most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

There!

So gross.

Good work, guys!

Nice job, dudes!

Sorry for the lack of sincerity.

I was in a bad place. Don't know why.

It happens to us all.

Norbert 500!

- See all this carnage? - Filthy. I'll rinse your costumes

before the blood stains the fibers.

- Get in line. - What a fucking pill.

Congratulate us before talking cleaning.

- You know he has no emotions. - Line up

in front of me.

How will you rinse us off?

Come on, get in a line. He's right, we're all gross.

Hey, Norbert,

did Chief Didier say he's happy with us?

Chief Didier did not ask me to tell you anything.

Don't move. I will activate the rinse.

Excellent! An integrated hose!

Hot water? I don't want to catch cold.

Listen to him. What a wuss.

I hope it shoots just water. See where it's located?

INCOMING VIDEO CALL

Hello, Chief Didier.

Hello, Nicotine. You're stunning as ever.

Thank you, that's sweet.

Am I dreaming or have your breasts grown larger?

I think so too. Actually, I'm sure they have.

It suits you well.

Thank you, Chief.

Get the others.

- I have something important to say. - All right.

It's normal. Just use deodorant.

I use it all the time.

Conf call with Chief Didier!

Hello, Chief Didier.

Hello, Tobacco Force. First let me congratulate you.

Tortusse got what he deserved. You should be proud.

- It was a beautiful killing. - Thanks, Chief Didier.

Now I have some less pleasant news.

Don't take it badly.

The meta-data of your last missions

shows that group cohesion has considerably weakened.

Oh yeah?

Really?

Really. I'll spare you the alarming details.

Some of you are becoming increasingly individualistic,

and I don't like that.

To keep performance and solidarity high,

I'm sending you on a retreat for a few days.

To boost team spirit, the hallmark of Tobacco Force.

A retreat?

Like a seminar, I guess. Right?

Call it what you will.

Underground base F77 will be your dormitory.

You can organize your days

as you see fit.

Okay, vacation time! Great.

- Totally. - Yes, but with a major objective.

Wait, it's just that I... i planned to spend time with my kids.

I don't see them often, so...

Forget it, Mercury, it's an order. You leave now.

You won a battle, but the War is far from over.

I need you all in top form for next week's mission.

Your opponent will be more ferocious than Tortusse.

Who is it?

Lizardin.

Himself.

My intel services intercepted a galactic email

from Lizardin's personal assistant.

It seems to suggest that

the bastard plans to destroy planet Earth before the year's end.

- What? - No!

We can't let a lizard destroy the planet.

My thoughts exactly. Good thinking, Nicotine.

Thank you.

We think so too, we just didn't say it.

One second.

Hello? Yes...

Yes, okay...

Fine, tell him I'm on my way.

I have to go to a business lunch.

The van is programmed to drive you to your retreat.

Enjoy your stay.

Rest up, look out for each other, and above all,

I'll say it again, work

on your group cohesion.

Only if you remain close-knit can you save the world.

See you later.

Hello.

I'm really sorry, but my son recognized you.

He's over the moon. Can he get a pic with you?

Get ready, smile.

Perfect. I'll take one more.

One last one.

All done. Thanks!

Our pleasure.

Happy, my boy?

Over the moon, sir. You're my favorite.

Nice...

Let me tell you something life-changing.

Our name is Tobacco Force, but we're all anti-cigarette, really.

- So Why the name? - I'll explain, you'll get it.

We use the negative energy from tobacco as a weapon, see?

To suffocate our adversaries until they die.

We've never smoked in our lives, never

Why are you telling me?

So you don't screw up like your dad. Look at him.

Think he looks smart?

- I don't know. - He looks like an idiot.

Trust me.

Don't touch that shit.

Smoking sucks.

It causes coughing.

Great location!

Oh my God, it's gorgeous!

Oh yeah, so, so sweet.

No kidding, I haven't seen a lake in 20 years.

It's mind-blowing, literally.

Think we can swim in it?

It's water.

- Maybe there are germs. - It looks clean.

We're so lucky!

Where is Norbert going?