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What do you mean, they can read minds?

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Pleasure Craft

Would you do me the honor of becoming my wife, Gwendolyn? Do you really mean it?

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Do you really want to marry me, Lord, as you would?

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You wanted the three of us?

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I knew this would happen as long as you shed your bit with trash.

Murderers! Those are none of you.

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So is this really how you saw this place in your dreams? I know this spirit world

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You might be inheriting the property.

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That.

It's in the air.

It's that girl again. Come on.

I'm going to try to solve this little mystery.

I sleep for a hundred years?

Unbelievable. You do have a lot to catch up on.

I tried to leave the grounds, and she started to change.

Bored by their husbands.

How do you keep Howard interested?

To make love with Howard, you've got to schedule an appointment six weeks in

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But they will get more than they bargained for.

What? I'm stuck?

Like, what year is this again?

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Can I get you boys anything else?

And discover just how wild the West can be.

Keep your hands off the shed. Oh, keep your hands off of me!

I want him to do things to me.

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In the complex process of making an erotic motion picture, there is no more

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It is here that the director, producer, and casting department learn whether the

performers are photogenic, whether they can deliver dramatic dialogue with

emotional clarity, whether they can take intricate, spontaneous direction, and

most importantly, what they look like buck naked.

What's going on?

Oh, my God.

I think she has the part. Yeah, you got it. You got it. Thank you very much.

Great, thanks.

This is the way it really happened.

There's a million guys out there waiting to get off with your pictures. Right,

child.

At a secluded estate, three women search for the key

to erotic fantasy.

What is that? It's a chastity belt.

And now, they will unlock the secrets.

Of desire.

And journey into a world where their fantasies... Who are you?

We're your new ladies-in-waiting. Please, come in and enjoy the bath.

...become reality.

We're from LA in the 90s, not Transylvania in the 1300s. Guess I'm

just carried away by the romance of this place.

Princess Gwyn will not be the next queen.

You two should be together.

You may have to get a little nasty.

Dungeon of Desire.

You're a good writer, Alan.

Pirates Fury, Pirates Passion, and now Pirates Lost.

It's been a great series.

But the bottom line is, you've hit a wall.

Find some inspiration.

Travel. See another country.

Florence.

Florence? It's the birthplace of romance.

While searching for inspiration, for a new story to tell.

So what is this place? Some sort of an Italian legacy?

This house has quite a unique reputation.

And what is that?

No one ever leaves here without falling madly in love.

Ellen. Never expected.

For it.

To find her.

And with each turn of the page... It

brings her one step closer... One thing I learned in America... Is that life is

far too short to deny yourself pleasure.

To a world...

She's always dreamed of. I'm still discovering what the modern woman is.

Yeah, how can I help?

But I think I'm obsessed with this.

I haven't been able to put it down.

I have to marry him.

Do you love him?

Phantom love passion has many forms

Earth

day one Collector 3879, transport to Earth

has been successful.

I've taken the shape of a human female, and I'm calling myself Kara.

Humans come in all shapes and sizes.

The diversity is quite remarkable.

The humans have five highly developed senses.

It seems as though they strive to please these senses at all times.

Be it taste, smell, hearing, touch or sight, stimulation is what they are

constantly searching for.

I've also observed several intimate encounters between people.

The exchange of energy between the humans as they couple is most

gratifying. I don't think they realize how powerful this energy is.

Breaking with the Rules of the Order I've decided to step out of my role as

observer and actually participate in human relationships.

There are no words to describe the boundless pleasures.

I've decided to extend my stay.

These pleasures are too exciting to give up.

Very nice feeling.

May I?

Yes,

they're very nice.

I see your anatomical responses are responding correctly.

I wonder how big it will get.

I don't think we should wait to find out. We have work to do.

Okay, look, Lester, we have to talk.

Okay, it's just not working out.

I mean, it can swell, but... Okay, that sounds really stupid.

It's too formal.

Lester, I need more from you than you could ever give me.

And now I sound like I'm in a soap opera.

Lester, don't say a word, okay? Don't say a word. I mean, it's over. I'm out

of here.

Look, take good care of yourself.

Perfect. To the point.

Honest. Lester, don't say a word, Lester. Look, I'm out of here.

You know, it's just not working out.

Terry,

what's up?

Lester, I'm out of here.

Take care of yourself.

What do you mean you're out of here?

This isn't working.

I thought it worked pretty good.

Yeah, that's just the problem. You know, we have great sex, but... I don't say

that that's a problem.

Look, that is all that we have.

You are so wrapped up in your little UFO hobby that I can't even break through

unless we... Roll around on the floor.

Yes. But I want something more than just physical.

Look, I need attention.

I want someone that I can count on.

Terry, we have a good thing going here. Why do you want to go and change that?

No, you have a good thing going.

What do you want from me?

Name it and I'll do it.

I want you to quit with all this UFO crap.

Crap? This isn't crap.

Lester, I...

work for a living i have assignments in deadlines the newspaper calls i take the

pictures i turn them in that's being responsible that's being an adult so

you're calling me irresponsible no i'm just saying that pissing away your trust

fund on these far-fetched ideas is not my idea of a mature adult you know at

first i thought it was kind of cute my boyfriend the eccentric you know but now

It's just kind of silly.

You have no idea how much this means to me, do you?

You have no idea how much time and energy I've put into my studies.

You just don't want to open your mind up to the possibilities.

No. My mind is open, Lester.

That's why I'm leaving you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Terry, it happened.

Terry, Terry.

It happened. They've arrived.

What are you talking about? The visitors from out there. Come on.

What? It happened again. While we were doing it, it happened again.

What happened? The visitors have come back.

Lester, please don't start with this again.

There's been a temperature shift in the upper atmosphere, followed by an

increase in ionization.

That is all right here.

Right off the weather satellites I packed into.

Hey, you want any proof?

Here it is.

This means nothing.

Proof is pictures.

Hard facts.

Indisputable evidence.

I can track them with this. If they've landed, I'll find them.

Lester. I'm serious. You should have seen this thing at Roswell. It went

crazy. Okay, Lester. That's it. I can't handle this.

Will you come with me to find them?

What? The aliens. Come with me.

Take pictures.

And together we'll both make documentation and prove once and for all

that we are being visited.

And then you can't have any doubts.

But this is ridiculous.

I've waited my whole life for this moment. I want to share it with you.

Don't quit on me now.

Great. I mean, the first sincere guy I date, and he believes in men from Mars.

There's no life on Mars.

And the moon's a Jupiter. That's another story.

Will you come with me?

Okay, I'll make you a deal.

I will spend the day chasing around your little UFOs.

But when you don't find them, will you please put all of this nonsense behind

you? Deal, but I won't have to.

You'll see.

I never could understand why humans need to cover up their bodies with clothes.

They obsess so much over striving for physical perfection, then they cover it

all up.

It doesn't make sense.

I think it's to keep their lustful feelings under control.

Really? Well, we know from our research how impulsive they can be.

If they were exposed to nude bodies on a constant basis, they would be more

likely to spend their time trying to have sex than other productive pursuits.

Interesting theory.

Even now, with your clothes on...

I can picture what you look like naked.

Good thing I have control over my emotions, or else it could be quite

distracting. I see what you mean.

I can picture you naked, too.

Greetings, fellow collectors.

Welcome to planet Earth.

I am Dak.

Your access is my command.

I trust you have found the safe house to your liking?

Very much so.

I am collector 4899.

I'm collector 5032.

We've come to escort collector 3879 back to Altaria.

The Order is very upset with her reports.

Is that so?

I found them to be quite stimulating.

It's gotten so I couldn't wait for her next report.

You seem to be overly enthusiastic for a Star Cruiser mainframe.

I've been spending a lot of time downloading information from the various

internet communications on this planet. I suppose some emotional algorithms have

rubbed off on me.

No matter.

Collector 3879 was assigned to a 24-hour collection period.

She's been on this planet for well over one of its solar years.

For the first time in her existence, Kara is having fun.

I suppose she didn't want to give that up. You can't argue with that logic now,

can you?

Kara?

Right. Collector 3879's Earth name.

I guess we'll need some names, too.

How about Zeta and Trion?

Where did you get those names?

Merely a couple of circuit boards I've interfaced with.

Fine with me. We're not going to be here that long anyway.

You've been equipped with transport modules.

I will now download the coordinates of all of Kara's travels into a remote

uplink. Please, stand by.

I've had my eye on this location for some time now.

The readings I've been getting from this area have been extraordinary.

I think this is our landing spot.

I thought aliens landed in the middle of some wheat field and made crop circles

or something.

Oh, no, they just do that for fun.

The real business is in the urban areas.

And why is it you're the only one who knows this?

Oh, there are others, believe me.

There are others.

Somehow, I don't find that thought comforting.

Okay, so what do we do now?

Knock on the door and see if the aliens can come out and play?

We need an element of surprise.

These characters can be very evasive.

Hey, you know, the last time I checked, that was against the law.

Shh. Oh, right.

But we wouldn't want the owners of the house to hear us and do something crazy

like call the police.

Come on.

The download is complete.

You may now begin your research where Kara began hers.

Excellent.

Aha!

It's empty.

What a surprise. Just like every other room in this house.

These readings I'm getting are incredible.

I think I can get a lock on them now.

They're leaving an iron trail wherever they go.

Come on in for the trail fades.

Where?

They like to walk among us.

They feel safe surrounded by throngs of people.

You almost make this stuff sound believable. It's real. Please believe

me. I'm trying.

Let's go.

Where are we?

It appears to be a replenishment station.

Yes, a restaurant.

That's it, a restaurant.

Kara came here.

According to our files, maybe we should review the reports.

Food.

Humans consume a lot of energy searching for the perfect meal.

Preparation is a big part, but not so big a part as the actual consumption.

It's amazing how comforting food can be.

I know what hunger feels like. We should eat then. Remember not to draw too much

attention to ourselves and blend in.

Two? Yes, we are.

Table for two?

That would appear to be sufficient.

Whatever. Follow me.

Space.

It's not the final frontier.

There's nothing there but blackness and dark.

Explore your soul.

Live your life.

Celebrate Mother Earth.

Forget space.

Forget the moon. Forget the sun. Forget Mars.

It's all empty.

Excuse me, but I think your assessment of the universe is a little lacking in

accurate information.

Yeah, like you would know.

Well, as a matter of fact... Hey, we just came here to eat.

So, eat.

Just don't bone me out.

You can't take criticism, man.

We shouldn't anger the humans.

Have you forgotten about their history?

Right.

The Crusades, the Inquisitions, the wars.

Humans can be very volatile.

So, what will it be?

I think I'd like to try the left side of the menu.

And I will have the right side.

You must be really hungry.

Whatever.

Okay.

I notice you're picking up on the local colloquialisms.

Thought it'd help us fit in.

Well, then watch how I can fit.

I shall present my own theories on space for the audience.

Way past Saturn.

Just around the corner from the Milky Way.

On the other side of Andromeda is my planet.

It's a long trip, man.

You know, my planet has five moons.

My planet has a red ocean with fish that fly.

My planet is always cold.

We don't talk much on my planet.

We don't eat much on my planet.

In fact, no one knows how to feel on my planet.

No one knows how to touch on my planet.

My planet is always cold.

I love the way you smell.

I smell like ranch dressing.

No, you don't. You smell like a summer morning after the rain.

You smell like a cloud over a field of wheat.

You're talking crap.

Keep it up.

Oh, look.

Foreplay. Where?

Over there.

Ah, excellent.

Do you think they'll go all the way?

I hope so. I'd like to see this firsthand.

Maybe.

Can you take a break?

Right now?

In the middle of lunch?

Can I keep my hands off you?

I need to be all over you.

I can't.

You can.

You're right. I can.

Love me.

That's what it is.

I love it too.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Are you alright?

Doesn't this affect you?

I'm more concerned about how you feel.

Your pulse is racing.

Now your pulse is racing.

Not that, please.

Did I do it wrong?

No, but we can't get distracted.

We're on a mission, remember?

Right. The mission.

Let's go back to the table.

I've got to get back.

Stop that.

Stop, I've got to go.

I think they went in here.

Oh, yeah, right.

I know if I was an alien that just landed on Earth, the very first thing I

would want to do would be to get a Cobb salad.

My machines don't lie.

God, this place is just bursting with on-eyes radiation.

Okay, let's just say that for the sake of argument, that there is someone in

there from another galaxy.

What are you going to do about it?

Establish contact.

There will be strangers in a strange land.

Don't need a guide.

Ready? I'm ready as I'll ever be.

Strangers in a strange land.

Everybody looks strange to me.

Play it cool. I like a way to have them watch.

I'll try.

I'd ask you if there'd be anything else, but you've had everything.

I'm very full.

I like this eating jam.

Quite flavorful.

Well, good for you.

I'll be right back with your check.

Don't pull me out, man.

Welcome to Earth.

Thanks.

We mean you no harm.

That's swell.

What is it you wish?

That you would stop talking like an idiot.

Um, excuse me, but are you an alien?

No, but I got a good guess who is.

Who?

Way to go, Lester.

I can see how great your so-called tracking devices work.

She was covered with ions.

I could have sworn she was one of them. Look, I am no expert, but I really don't

think that an alien is going to take a job as a waitress in a place like this.

Ha! Call me crazy.

Here's your check.

Y'all have a nice day and watch out for the weirdos.

An itemized listing of our food. That's very helpful.

I think we're supposed to leave money.

Right.

Uh, we don't have any money.

Well, then we should leave without drawing attention to ourselves.

We'll return later today with money. Good idea.

Shall we proceed to the next location on Kara's list?

It appears to be a place called the Rubdown.

The Rubdown?

Access stack, and we'll transport there.

Oh, my God, this is what they ate.

I know, they must have been really hungry.

Hey, where did those two go?

There were two of them? Yeah, and they ate everything off the menu, and I do

mean everything.

civilians love our food i think this food would kill them do they happen to

say where they're going you know them yes yes i do well then you can pay their

bill because it looks like they just skipped out but fork it over yeah you

heard her fork it over but do you know what they look like like everybody else

in this town two beautiful people with great bodies now are you gonna pay up or

do i have to get nasty i'll pay i'll pay oh great now the eyes are just

completely dissipated Look, are you sure we're not just following around someone

who works in a nuclear power plant?

Don't be ridiculous.

You are out trying to make friends with aliens and you're calling me ridiculous.

I'm sorry. I'm just very anxious.

You know, the more I think about this, the more I think it's a really stupid

idea.

I thought you were going to let me prove my theories to you.

Come on, Lester.

This is a wild goose chase.

Okay? I mean, we are all alone on this planet.

There are no aliens.

That's it.

End of story.

Now, if you want to be with me, be with me.

But you're going to have to quit all of this nonsense.

I can't.

I have to see where all this is going to lead me.

Then you're going to have to do it alone.

Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.

Yeah, me too.

Sorry. It's okay, Terry. I'm fine.

Do I know you?

No, but I know you.

And if you want to keep Lester safe, you better stick with him.

What are you talking about?

He could be in a lot of danger.

He needs your protection.

My protection?

Trust me.

Yeah, I'll do just that.

Look, Lester will be fine, but what I want to... Hey!

Is this the place?

This is it.

I recall from Kara's reports that extreme amounts of pleasure were derived

from simply touching each other.

We should review her files.

Let's try it. I thought you'd never ask.

I'm not feeling a whole lot of pleasure from this.

I think we need to get naked.

Come on.

Come on, Freddy. We've only got 15 minutes.

Yeah, but... You said I could use your body any time I want. I need the

practice.

How does this feel?

You know, I can give this to you any time you want.

But first, we need to clearly define our roles in this relationship.

Pay attention, Freddy.

What?

I'm just tired of being dominant.

I want to be swept off my feet. I want a pirate kind of guy with a patch on his

eye and a scruffy beard.

What the hell are you talking about?

Never mind.

Get up.

I'm finished. I have to get back to work.

This is work. You're a masseuse here, remember?

That's the problem, Freddy.

I'm supposed to be establishing a spiritual connection.

I'm supposed to be exchanging energy with my subjects, and you're blocking

me.

See now, was that so hard?

Not anymore.

I better get up to the front. Oh, no. It's time for our post-coital cuddling

time. Baby, I gotta go. There's nobody up there.

Fine. Thanks for the rubdown.

Excuse me.

May we ask you something?

Where the hell did you come from?

A galaxy far, far away.

Huh? Right after people do it, do they become aggressive with one another?

We always thought that the act of intimacy is a pleasurable one, and you

two got in a real argument there.

Have you two been spying on us? You and this Freddy person, you're involved,

right? Or is it just one of those things?

Wow, you two are very trippy.

You talk just like Kara.

Kara?

Kara? Yeah, Kara, you know her?

We're... we're... Her family.

Like her brother and sister.

Very well.

Kara, she, like, thinks she's from another planet, but she's cool. I like

her. Yes, we must speak with her.

You know, I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.

She comes in here all the time. She loves being massaged. She says it's a

stimulation that increases its pleasure with every session or something like

that. Do you know where she is?

Maybe. She's very open about her interests.

You know what I mean?

I don't.

It's very important that we find her.

Her family misses her very much. Oh, how sweet.

I think I know how to find her. She has some very particular tastes.

Lester, I'm telling you, something is seriously wrong here. I know.

You look at my readings, they must be here.

Did you put that thing down for one goddamn minute? Look, that guy scared

me. And he knew who I was.

He knows who you are.

Look, I think he's following you.

I'm just happy you decided to follow in my search.

I can't talk to you.

Is this your first visit to the rubdown?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, listen, have you seen two L.A. gorgeous type people come strolling

through here that acted like they belonged but really didn't? Uh, I didn't

see anybody.

But if you could fill this paperwork out, I could set you up with a

therapist.

Well, can we tour your facility before we sign this?

Sure, knock yourself out.

I'm out of here.

Where are you going? What do you care? We've got customers.

I deserve a break.

Besides, I'm on a mission of mercy.

I'm helping a family get reunited.

This is Kara's brother and sister.

Hey, I don't even know your names.

Zita, and this is Trion.

Sounds like a computer board. So, you're related to Kiara.

Kiara's great.

Yes, she is. We miss her very much.

Well, I'll be back whenever.

Fine. Maybe I'll be here, maybe I won't.

Fine.

Now the signal's saved again.

Damn, I knew it. Lester.

Excuse me, are you sure no one knew it was coming through here?

They just left. Who left?

Those new people that you were asking about.

They took off with Kiki.

Kiki? Yeah.

She's looking for Kara.

Kara? Yeah.

Her brother and sister are looking for her.

I think they said their names were Zeta and Treon. Is this the Kara that claimed

she's an alien visitor?

Yeah, that's her. Aha!

I knew it. Zeta and Treon are aliens, too. What are you talking about?

This woman, it calls herself Kara.

She's an alien visitor. See, she's been in Venice for the last year, and she's

made quite a name for herself.

How do you know?

It's all over the Internet. She has her own web page.

She likes to swap erotic stories with other people.

Have you ever met her?

Actually, no.

Okay, she claims to be an alien, and she's running around Venice swapping

erotic stories with people.

I would think she would be at the top of your list of people to meet.

She's very evasive.

And she's an alien.

It makes perfect sense, doesn't it? Yeah, perfect sense.

Do you know where they went? Nope.

Damn. Come on.

Lester, what about the man in black who's following you?

Man in black?

What man in black? This is what I have been trying to tell you.

This man who knows who we are.

Look, I think he's following us. This could be bad.

This could be very bad.

What? If they know, then we could be in big trouble. Who?

Come on.

I could page Kiki if you want.

Kara might be here.

Is this one of the coordinates?

Scanning.

Yes, here it is. The Neon Jungle.

A gentleman's club.

And a lot more.

Kara likes to come here a lot. She even gets up and dances on occasion.

Kara dances?

Boy, could she.

Would you excuse us for a moment?

We need to review our files and see if there's any listing of Kara dancing.

Proceed.

you'll see.

And there's a beauty unfolds, a kneel before you, forcing a thrill on

all in its place.

As one body creates another, the minute it flows, dripping away the garbage, bad

as before.

One body now hunts to ensure that it yields.

Standing naked to the world, her lips remain sealed.

For all to see, few to behold the power of the flesh.

When the soul is exposed.

Okay.

Watch me.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I love you.

Watch me.

I think

I'd like to examine this whole dance phenomenon

much closer.

Hey, Kiki, long time no see.

Hey, Cal, what's up?

You know, the same old Brian.

This is Kara's sister and brother. You seen her around? No, no, she hasn't been

here for weeks. I miss her.

But I'll take care of you guys.

I'd like to see Zita dance like this.

I don't think I'm that coordinated.

Excuse me for a moment.

Hey, these are on the house.

Any friend of Kara's is a friend of mine.

Kara and I used to have some wild times together.

Can you show me how these wild times went?

Wow. You're just like your sister.

Do you know where I might find her?

I don't know where she is.

We could try virtual encounters. She worked there for a while.

Hey, Kara might be at a place called Virtual Encounters.

Maybe I should stay here and examine those females more closely.

I don't think that's a good idea.

We lost Kara, and I don't need to lose you.

Really?

I didn't know you cared.

I didn't know I cared either.

Until now.

You know something?

Existing in this body is changing the way I think.

Me too.

I'm very confused.

Hey, are we going to the VR shop or not?

Keep away.

Our readings are really in the red right now. Lester, stop.

Look, I'm not taking one more step until you tell me what is going on.

Now, who is this man in black?

And why are you afraid of him?

He has the proof that we're on the right track.

This is a secret government agency that handles alien encounters.

What they do is they bring people in, they search the place, make sure

everything's okay.

They're very dangerous.

How dangerous?

Let's just say they have a way of erasing things.

Come on.

Into a strip club?

My readings aren't wrong, okay?

This is the place.

We're going to scan the whole area.

I will not let him get away again.

You know, maybe I'll just have a seat right here and keep my eye open for the

man in black.

Okay, sounds good.

How about a beer?

You got it.

Nice place.

Beautiful women, don't you think?

Look, don't erase me. No one's getting erased.

What do you want?

Just enjoying the show.

Lester, he's harmless.

He has no idea what he's doing.

No, but he does.

We've had our eyes on him for some time now.

All right.

Look, I work for the press, and I don't like any of this big government

conspiracy bullshit.

I have no idea what your agenda is, but if you so much as lay a hand on Lester,

I will make it my life's mission to expose whatever you've got going on.

Wow.

I didn't know you cared about Lester that much.

In fact, weren't you breaking up with him this morning?

How did you know that?

I know a lot of things.

You don't know what or who you're dealing with here.

You want to help Lester out?

It's fine.

The minute he finds what he's looking for...

You hit this remote.

We'll take care of the rest of it.

But... It's the only way he can remain alive.

Oh, and by the way, don't share this with him.

He wouldn't understand.

He gets passionate about certain things.

But then, you'd know that.

My readings are all over the place.

I need to recalibrate all my scanners, and I cannot do it in here.

Lester. Let's get outside, Eli.

Lester.

I've lost my trail.

Look, I'm sorry.

Okay, but maybe it is for the best.

If I get to find Kara, then I can find all three of them. Did you look up a

Kara, too?

Yeah, have you seen her?

No, but her brother and sister were just in here looking for her. Why didn't you

tell us? Hey, you didn't ask.

Well, where did they go?

They went over to Virtual Town. Let's go. Let's go.

Welcome to Virtual Encounters, your one stop for all your virtual needs.

What's your fantasy?

I'd like you to dance for me. Hey, wait a minute.

I said virtual reality, not reality reality.

If you want me to dance for you, you have to build a program.

Hey, we're looking for Kara. Is she around?

Nope. I think she took off to Amsterdam or something. You can never keep that

girl in one place, you know? Did she leave a forwarding number?

Nope. Just some of her old programs.

Programs? Programs? Yeah, programs.

Did you want to see them? She said anyone was welcome to use them.

You must show them to us at once.

All right.

I love your enthusiasm.

Right this way.

Take a seat.

Kara had a big hand in upgrading this place.

The way she worked the computer, it was like she was from outer space or

something. Good for her.

Yeah. She liked to call virtual reality a sort of mind foreplay for the real

thing, you know?

Foreplay. Ah, yes.

We're quite familiar with where foreplay came from.

Right. Well, this was one of her favorite programs.

You ready?

Ready.

Here it goes.

So what'd you think? Pretty wild, huh?

That was incredible.

Can I have a turn?

Um, I think you might need a different program.

Make it so.

Here I could get a little kinky sometimes.

I hope you can take it. I assure you, I can take it.

Here it goes.

Once more.

Wow, you really are related to Kara.

Let me just run out and check the front real quick, okay?

Okay.

All right, where are they?

Who? The aliens.

I know they're here. Don't deny it. Lester, calm down. I will not calm down.

I've come this far. They will not get away from me again.

Kara certainly left her mark on this world. You could say that again.

Kara certainly left her mark on this world.

We should download these programs and scan them with the help of Dak.

Hey, Kara used to talk about that Dak guy.

Was he some kind of guru?

You could say that.

Let's get back to Dak at once.

I gotta get back to work.

Let me know if you find Kara. Tell her I owe her a massage.

Let's download these programs.

Now, this Kara, Zita, and Treon, they're here, aren't they?

Hey, Kiki, these people are looking for your friends.

Oh, they're in the back. I knew it. Let's go.

Hey!

Finished. Let's go.

Hey!

What the hell?

I don't believe it. Come on. No, I don't believe it. There's no time for that. We

have to hurry.

Where? Where we started from.

Welcome home.

How was your day?

Unsuccessful. We couldn't find Kara, but we do have our virtual reality programs.

Let's upload them now and take a look at them.

Jack, uplink the program, then run them to their conclusion.

What is this place?

Makes no sense. What are we supposed to do here?

Kiss each other.

Kara?

Kiss each other.

Go on.

Don't be shy.

Doesn't that feel wonderful?

Of all the sensations I've found on this planet, that simple act seems to be the

most rewarding.

Where are we?

In another one of my virtual programs.

I had a feeling you guys would come looking for me.

So I designed this program to specially activate when it was run through Dak's

mainframe. We've come to take you back to Altaria.

I can't go.

We must take you. We have our orders.

I don't think you want to do that.

But we have our orders.

Sometimes you just have to say to hell with orders and follow your heart.

This is what I've been missing.

You.

Now I know what hunger really is.

Look, shouldn't we call somebody? Like the FBI or something?

Later. Come on. Lester, I'm scared.

Now you're scared.

Look, the man in black, he was at the club and he said you were in danger.

He gave me this.

I am supposed to signal him whenever you find whatever it is that you're looking

for. Terry. Lester, he said it was the only way to keep you out of danger.

It's all a scam, can't you see?

They want the aliens for themselves.

They're not going to protect me.

Look, I don't want to lose you.

I thought you were going to break up with me.

Well, maybe I'm changing my mind.

What, are you going to argue with me?

Let's see this thing through to the end.

Let's do it.

Hey. How's it going?

On behalf of planet Earth, greetings.

Greetings yourself.

What is it you wish?

We're just hanging out.

We think we're going to stick around and check out ours for a while.

You're not going to zap us, are you?

Don't be silly.

What about a pro?

No, we gave that up eons ago.

Say, will you dance for me?

We should take you to our leaders.

Let's go for a swim first. Yeah.

I don't believe this.

Horny aliens from outer space.

What should we do?

I believe there is an old expression.

When in Rome, do what the Romans do.

Come on, join us.

Not so fast.

Lester!

I know what you're up to, and you're not going to take them away. I have no

intention of doing that.

No!

What?

Sorry. I like chocolate. It's one of my favorite pleasures.

In the flesh.

Oh, my God.

It's an honor to finally meet you.

Thank you.

But what were you doing following us, and why did you tell me that Lester was

in danger?

I'm sorry.

I was just having fun.

I thought I'd give you two an adventure.

Give you a chance to see how you really felt about him.

You really love him, don't you?

Yes. But why all this, and who are you?

These are the aliens.

I told you.

They like to have fun.

Ever since I've come to Earth, I've been trying to make sure the right people

stay together.

It's my little gift for all the pleasures you humans have given me.

Can we stay?

Absolutely.

But what are we supposed to do?

Whatever you want.

We'll misdocument this day so we can get proof of your existence.

If you do that, it'll spoil all the fun.

Of course, no one will believe you. Besides, with a simple command, I can

erase your short-term memory. You'll wake from sleep and not remember one

thing from this whole day.

Wait, wait, don't do that.

We can keep a secret.

We can?

Yes.

Lester, I don't want to forget this day for anything.

We can't.

We must do this.

What the hell?

Let's leave them.

These humans, they just can't keep their hands off each other.

I can track them with this.

I can track them with this.

I can track them with this. We've come to... I'm serious. You should have seen

this.

It's very important that we talk to her.

I'm sorry. Sorry, I don't. She's very open about her, um, her... If

they know, then we can be in big trouble.

Who?

Come on.

If they know, then we could be in big trouble. Who?

Come on.

No matter. Collector 3879.

What are you doing?

If they know, then we could be in big trouble.

Who?

I'm sorry.

Follow your heart.

She can't take my hand if we didn't do it. I'm sorry.

If they know that we could be in big trouble. Help!

No, she's right.

He's, um, her... I'm so sorry.

Exactly.

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

We don't talk much on my planet.

We don't eat much on my planet.

All work and no play makes you very, very frustrated.

I am not frustrated.

Okay. I won't say another word except happy birthday.

Welcome to virtual encounter.

Oh my God, you scared me.

You have nothing to fear.

You are about to experience the greatest thrill of your adult life.

What is this?

Your gateway to pleasure.

Please, disrobe.

Virtual Encounters is a personalized private excursion into the realms of

your heart's deepest desires.

As I have shown you in a virtual encounter, you can take many forms.

I want more.

It's incredible.

Surrender. Come.

Here goes nothing.

You really want to be with her?

Because I can arrange that.

The virtual reality system.

A computer-generated environment that allows you to interact in cyberspace

with any number of programs. You can do anything. You can be anyone you want.

That's me. Cool.

Make love to me.

One last time.

What the hell are you doing? What's all this with the hearing? That's some kind

of perverted internet thing.

It's not perverted.

It's virtual reality.

We are going to be rich!

Come

on,

Mel. I don't want to be the last one on campus who's tried it.

I could feel everything!

When do I got into her?

This is great!

Earth Day 1.

Collector 3879.

Transport to Earth has been successful.

I've taken the shape of a human female, and I'm calling myself Kara.

Kara? Collector 3879's Earth name. Very nice feeling.

We've come to escort collector 3879 back to Altaria.

She's been on this planet for well over one of its solar years.

Terry, it happened. They've arrived.

What are you talking about? The visitor's from out there. Come on. Do

you know where she is?

I think I know how to find her.

I can track them with this. If they've landed, I'll find them.

I recall from Carrie's reports that extreme amounts of pleasure were derived

from simply touching each other.

Okay, she claims to be an alien, and she's running around Venice swapping

erotic stories with people? Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

She's very evasive.

She's made quite a name for herself.

Look.

We'll play.

Doesn't this affect you?

I wonder how big it will get.

Kiss each other of all the sensations I found on this planet that people act

seems to be the most rewarding Sometimes you just have to say to hell with orders

and follow your heart

These humans, they just can't keep their hands off each other.

Whoever you are, don't shut me down.

The society is trying to stop me. It was all part of the cleansing.

And this is what the society's after.

These, the stories.

Back on the ship.

No one has ever escaped from here.

No pleasure, planet Earther. We're going to give you a whole ton.

It's amazing the tricks the mind can play.

Look, it's not supposed to be 1955.

Stories can lead to all sorts of interesting discussions.

We can go home.

Who controls the mind controls everything.

You'll understand what I'm talking about when you experience the story.

Come on, love.

Danger's half the fun.