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Yeah, fuck yeah, let me get some of that fucking tacos, bro. This is a hit.

Taco!

Taco, taco!

Y'all any good or what?

I don't know, I didn't even get in it yet. Take a fucking bite, bro!

Give fucking Big Man a fucking taco, bro! He wants a taco!

Yeah!

Oh, shit. Let me get a taco. Oh,

shit. Oh, hey, hey.

Hey, how you doing? Can I bother you for a second?

Sure.

Just real quick.

I don't know if you're heading anywhere, but we're doing a... We're content

creators, and we're doing a segment on... We try out

food.

Okay. Yeah. Would you like a taco?

I think I'm okay.

I mean, I know this is weird. Look it.

We're content creators, and we have this channel.

It's called Bite Bus.

Okay. And so we try our food, and you just give us your opinion about it, your

honest opinion.

Okay. Like, look, I'll give you $200. One bite, one opinion, $200.

Is it safe?

Yeah, look, we got tacos right here. Look, they're fresh.

We just picked them up.

I don't have a napkin, but I mean, my hands are clean, I swear.

$200 just to take one. I'll give you $500, one bite.

$500 for a bite? That's crazy.

Yeah, but I want your honest opinion.

What did you say this is for?

It's for our channel. We have a channel that just goes around.

We ask people to try food for us.

We just picked these tacos up. There's like a taco spot like down the block. I

don't know I was actually just headed to lunch. So I seriously look like let us

let us There you go. You know how to eat a taco, right? I do. Do you happen to

have any lime?

Oh, she wants the lime. She wants the lime.

Give her a fucking lime.

There you go. Go ahead. You can put it. I don't have a napkin, but the limes

kind of suck.

Oh, man.

Oh, there you go.

So, what do you think?

On a scale of 1 to 10.

1 to 10. What are you giving it?

An 8.

An 8?

Really?

Uh-huh. Oh, shit. Yeah, let me see.

Oh, okay. You're just going to put it in there like that? Yeah.

All right. Here.

I just wanted to try it real quick.

Let me see. I'm going to get it. I'm going to let it marinate. I'm going to

let the taste buds take it.

Get it for $500.

Oh, here you go.

yeah for one bite right oh you want a water all

right now give us the 500 back

it's just for show there's a water thank you

What is this? A taco truck?

Is this a taco bus or something?

No, it's just a bite bus. We just try out food. But that's a $500 water

bottle, so... Oh, so you want the $500 back? We gotta get the $500 back.

Are you serious?

Okay. No, I'm just kidding!

We're just kidding!

We're just joking.

No, but thank you for participating.

That's pretty cool. Yeah, of course. Thank you for the lunch and the...

Where are you headed? I mean, can you have five minutes? What are you doing?

Are you from Miami?

I'm not. What's your situation like?

I'm just here in town for a conference.

I was just going to go grab some lunch down the street real quick. A

conference? Yeah.

What kind of conference?

I do aesthetics, so skin care and stuff like that, and we've got a training here

this week.

Skin care? Mm-hmm. Oh, really?

Yeah.

You take good care of skin?

Yeah.

You get facials all the time? Oh yeah, he gets facials all the time, he said.

It's good. It's a good thing to do routine maintenance.

Routine maintenance? Routine maintenance, yeah. Oh, okay.

So are you here with like your husband or something like that? Boyfriend?

No, I actually traveled alone.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, you're not nervous?

I am a little nervous. It's my first time to travel alone. This area's not

really like the best to be walking around.

picked up by a taco truck oh you got jokes that's funny yeah actually you

would get picked up by a taco truck huh get her now no well that's cool so

aesthetics beauty supplies like that yeah awesome how old are you you don't

mind me asking 26.

okay okay good okay well that's cool yeah so do

you on a business trip like this do you like Do you, like,

what do you do on your, you just, like, do the business business, then go

straight home? Do you, like, any time for yourself or anything like that? I

intended on getting to go to the beach, but I flew to Miami and did not even

pack a swimsuit.

What? I know, I know, crazy.

So my plan today after the conference is to find somewhere to get a swimsuit and

go try out the beach.

Okay, well, let me tell you something.

Good news.

You don't need a bikini.

We have a nude beach here.

Oh, wow.

Okay. So you technically don't need one if you don't want to. Okay.

Yeah. So you just show up naked.

I mean, you might want to show up with clothes, but then, yes, you can take

them off once you get on the beach. That's crazy.

Yeah. You ever done anything like that? I used to be wild back in my day, but

I'm a mom now, so no, I've calmed down. Oh, you gave all those days up? Yeah.

Oh, that sucks.

that's too bad because i wanted to see if we could see your titties or

something but i guess that's out of the question uh yeah i don't know i'm not

that wild anymore okay so hold on you took that so nonchalantly so are

you telling me that like in your younger days you would have just kind of flashed

us your titties i mean is that how crazy you are i was a little bit crazy we'll

just we'll just say that I was crazy, for sure. Did you flash your titties

when you were younger?

I have pretty nice titties, so I liked to flash them. Oh, no, no, no. Whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't brag

about having nice titties and not willing to prove it.

So hold on. Are you sure you don't want to take that comment back?

I'm pretty sure, yeah.

So you got nice tits? I got nice tits, yeah. You're pretty positive about that?

For sure.

Yeah.

I'll give it. I'll give it a thousand bucks. You want to hear a thousand

bucks? I'll give it. How about a thousand bucks?

A thousand dollars.

I don't know.

Let's try. Oh, you just said you would be.

I said I used to. I used to. I was wild. I'm a mom now.

Let's bring out that wild side back.

Do you ever, do you ever miss the wild side in you?

Yeah, I really. don't have much time to think about it but it was definitely fun

you're single do you think you'd be single if you're on the wild side

probably not do you think you have any boy do you have any like like what is it

like side dick that you that you could call up anytime I mean if I tried I

probably could but I'm so busy you're being too you're being too nice too good

you need some side dick you need some you know you need to have you need to

have some fun in your life Alright, look. How about this? $1,500 you show

your tits.

$1,500.

Maybe... I don't know. Come on, listen. You graded our tacos.

You graded our tacos. We want to grade your titties.

$2,000.

$2,000.

You just raised it up. You just gave it.

We don't have money. Okay, fine. We got $2,000.

Just to show you my titties. How many kids do you have?

I've got five. Oh yeah, $2,000, you could feed them all with that. I could

do a lot with that. That's your ankle?

What? That was weird.

That was weird.

They are expensive. What a weird time to bring up the kids. They are expensive.

Okay. Fuck it, sure. She said they are expensive, though. Sure.

I'll show you my titties. Oh!

Seriously? Yeah, but I don't know. Should I do it out here? No, no, no, no,

no. Don't do it out there. Don't do it out there. I mean, look, if you want,

look, how about this? Get in.

show us your titties we'll take you to whatever lunch spot you were going to

because you shouldn't be walking around here we'll drop you off there and we'll

even okay thank you we'll even like i'm over here now we'll even like uh you

know maybe take you back to your little like convention thing wherever whatever

the building is so titties and tacos that's all it takes titties and tacos

that's awesome thank you you just named our episode titties and

tacos okay

You should be eating a taco when you show us your titties.

Close that door behind you.

What a fucking asshole. Why don't you close the door? What are you doing with

your life? What the fuck are you doing?

Fucking asshole.

I'm sorry about him.

That's my spot. Move.

You can close your purse. I don't want nothing to fall out.

Help me put the window up.

Do it yourself.

Wow, there you go.

So, how are you doing?

I'm doing good.

How are you?

We're okay, we're okay.

About to be better?

We're about to be better, yeah.

I mean, you're still down to show some titties, right? Yeah, you just tell me

when.

Alright,

you gonna take a look at this?

Gotta get the cash.

Woo! Whoa!

Damn, those are nice.

Oh, man.

Wow. Can I throw the money on it? Yeah.

What did you say? Throw the money on it? Oh, my God.

Good.

See how, like, how money just turns everyone into, like... Happy?

Happy. Money makes the world go round.

Those are some big ol' tatas. I told you.

I told you they were nice. Some big ol' tatas.

Big ol' nakas.

Can I touch them? Yeah, they're real.

They're real? Yeah.

Damn, they're soft.

Thank you.

See?

Because she's single. She's still a little wild.

Well, she is letting you touch them. Well, it's the money, though. See,

everyone changes when you put money in their face.

Everybody has a change of heart.

Yeah, but we would have gave her more. She didn't even ask for it.

Shut up! You can't tell me that now.

Let's retry.

No, I wouldn't have.

No, we gotta save our money, you know?

So I need to renegotiate this then.

Here, come down here on your knees. Come down here. I think I need two grand and

a couple more tacos.

Oh, we got tacos.

Thank you. Don't forget your money.

Put that away. Yeah, put it away.

I mean, we could... I mean, I'm not saying you can't make any more money. We

got more money.

But we'd like to see more stuff.

You want to see more stuff?

Well, he's already touched the titties. So what else do you want to see?

Well, you know, you know, if you like bend over and we,

you let us pull the pants down, that would be kind of cool.

I could throw you some, some more money for that.

That'd be fucking awesome.

Enough.

Enough. Okay. For sure. And tacos.

Damn, you're really hungry, huh? I am. I was headed to lunch.

What? Yes. How about this? We'll buy you whatever you want for lunch. Okay.

You know, you don't want those tacos. They're probably already kind of cold.

I want you to eat something like nice and fresh. Nice and fresh. Okay. What's

your favorite food? My favorite food is actually tacos.

Oh, look at that. It was meant to be.

It was meant to be.

Look at these fucking big old.

You're getting all the good angles, right?

Yeah.

You seem pretty comfortable with your tits out.

I told you, I had some pretty wild days in my past.

Really? Yeah. So you ever had any one-night stands?

One-night stands?

Maybe a few.

Really?

Maybe a few. We don't have to talk about it. Same thing.

You ever wake up next to someone and go, fuck.

Maybe a couple times, yeah.

Well, they saw your tits, huh? They saw your tits for free.

Yeah. They saw everything. They saw everything, you're right. They got to

touch the pussy and everything. They didn't pay for it.

We get to see everything?

I don't know. All you have to do is turn around, bend over.

I can show you some ass.

Really?

Yeah.

Free of charge? Turn around, turn around. No, nothing's free.

Turn around, turn around.

But I can be painted tacos, so.

Ah, she's hungry.

Oh, look at her.

I feel like she's... Look,

she has your name on her.

I told you, I had some pretty fun time.

Yeah, that's a fun time, too.

Can you bend forward, like, with your hands on the... Oh, there you go, right

there. Oh, look, she sits back down.

Oh, come up, go up.

Oh, look at that.

There we go.

Can I touch your ass?

I don't know. Sure.

It's nice.

I want to touch it. It looks soft.

Pretty healthy butt.

Did your tattoo hurt?

I actually don't even remember it. I was in Vegas, and that's all we can tell. I

was wild.

I was wild.

Oh shit, sorry.

We hit a bump.

Wow, you just really mopped me wet, don't you?

Hey, you said it. Not me.

Fuck, bro. You didn't even put it back right.

Fuck. Oh no, now you ruined my pants.

We should you know what no stay up like that, so we can air it you got to dry

them out You got to stay up like that. Yeah, you got to you know you got to

actually got to pull the panties down So they could dry you just try to take

these off. Well. No just stay like that stay like that put your ass up put your

ass up I think you should pull those down the panties. Just pull the panties

down because they're wet All right, you gotta use the other side Wow looks like

a like a glove on her pussy

Something tells me you're still pretty wild. Yeah, I think I am.

I did not intend on getting this wet.

She didn't even ask for real money. She just wants tacos.

Hungry, horny.

Yeah, and now I'm all wet, so what are you going to do about it? Hungry, horny,

and wet. Oh, what are you going to do about it?

I should get challenged.

I don't see any towels, so I think you've got to take care of the wetness

somewhere else.

Take my shirt off Don't think that's what she

meant, but okay Dude,

what what's poking out of your fucking shorts, bro? What are you kidding me

right now?

Are you kidding me right now? Whoa?

That's what you do where you from girl Okay, well like what state are you from

visit wherever you're from do they just grab dicks with it

help it, and nobody's giving me a towel, so... Fuck yeah.

Well, I don't think she likes being alone on this little trip.

What are you gonna... Are you really... Oh, what the fuck?

See?

Yo, we gotta come to Hialeah more.

Okay.

What convention? Where are you from? We need to go get more of you.

I feel like she's a small town girl.

You are a small town girl.

Small town girls are freaks.

That's all there is to do. You ever go to Clearwater? It's like full of small

town girls visiting.

Freak show. All there is to do is have sex, huh?

Yeah.

What are your hobbies?

Having sex.

Hell yeah.

It's kind of crazy going back to this convention.

I'm going to have to get some different pants.

All your coworkers are going to be like, what the fuck happened to her?

Straight to the point. Love it.

So are you going to take care of all of this wetness?

Or am I just going to show you a good time?

I don't know. I'll take care of you.

Keep going, though. Keep going. You look great sucking dick.

Yeah, yeah. Don't rush it. I'm having a good time here.

No way I

told

you they're my favorite

Pretty good, that.

Your eyes are super blue.

Yeah, do it real slow, real slow.

Now I'm super horny.

So now you can handle my wetness.

Yeah? What do you want me to do?

Just leave her bend over like that. Go behind her.

Put your hands on the seat right there. You want some dick?

Yeah, I think I do.

Dude, we gotta take the bus to Oklahoma.

It's a good place to be.

But I don't know. I think I might like Florida.

They definitely don't make them like that in Oklahoma

How long has it been since you've had sex? Years?

It's been a little while.

I think that might be why I'm ready for some fun.

That's why she was so ready.

I just came out and she was like, hey, I'll set some dates.

I think you definitely might be able to take care of my wetness.

She's pushing. Look at that.

This dick's hungry.

Do you think you're going to get laid?

Slap it a little.

You can slap it.

I like it.

I think you like everything.

You just seem like a little freak.

Did you fuck a lot back at home?

I used to when I was wild.

When I was wild? When I was wild. Kids cracked on the way to lunch in Miami in

the back of a van.

First time for everything.

Yeah, I think you might be wild a little bit still. Still wild, girl.

Good, you go back to the mission happy.

This is tight.

A little tight.

Everything's tight on you.

That's natural.

Let's see that face

I came a long time ago.

I'm just having so much fun.

Lay her down on the couch. Yeah

Did it drop?

Yeah, a little bit.

You got any tricks you can do?

I think I might have lost him.

You still got milk in these things? I do.

Let me see.

That's a little bit of milk.

Oh, shit.

Taste some milk.

Fuck yeah, that's hot.

There we go.

See, that's a trick.

That's it, really.

I guess you definitely got to go home and change

Maybe I'm the best decision.

Give her some towels.

There you go.

Whew, that was fun.

That was wild.

That is not what I was expecting.

Would you consider doing more videos like this?

Maybe for fun.

Yeah, no, I mean, we'll... And tacos.

We'll pay you. Definitely tacos. No, no, no, I mean, listen.

Still waiting, still waiting on the tacos, yeah.

Actually, I'm going to let you off here.

Yeah, we're in a rush, right? Yeah, I got to go somewhere.

Oh, okay.

Can we get your phone number or anything so we can call you?

I think I could probably do that.

Yeah, yeah, here, make sure you grab her phone and put your number in it.

oh man so good meeting you um we're not too far from where we picked you up you

could just like call like a rideshare app or something and get a okay and

don't forget the tacos i i didn't get lunch well i guess i got a little i mean

look we'll set something up with you we'll pick you up uh you know maybe

tomorrow or something we'll set something up and we'll take you to a

good spot that's like really good tacos

Yeah, you got lots of taco money

As

it really work, it's just a little

All right, so it was good

meeting you call call your ride share