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>> Muscle Man: MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THE PARTY.

IT'S GONNA BE ALL, LIKE, "WHAT'S UP, MR. PRESIDENT?"

YEAH!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS, LIKE, "WHAT'S UP MR. PRESIDENT?"

MY MOM!

>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, ENOUGH.

>> Pops: DO YOU THINK THEY'LL HAVE SNACKS?

>> Mordecai: IT'S THE BIGGEST HALLOWEEN PARTY IN TOWN, POPS.

THEY'LL HAVE ALL THE CANDY YOU CAN EAT.

>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT ALL THE GOOD STUFF WILL BE GONE BEFORE WE GET

THERE.

THIS DRIVE IS TAKING FOREVER!

>> Benson: THE MAP SAYS IT SHOULD BE RIGHT AROUND HERE.

>> Muscle Man: STOP READING A MAP WRONG, THOMAS.

YOU'RE GONNA GET US LOST.

>> I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE MAP.

>> Muscle Man: YOU SHUT IT, THOMAS.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TALKING TO ME?

>> Benson: LEAVE HIM ALONE, MUSCLEMAN.

HE'S JUST AN INTERN.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH HE DOESN'T GET PAID.

>> WAIT.

YOU GUYS ARE GETTING PAID?

>> Skips: BENSON, YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

I HAVEN'T SEEN A HOUSE FOR MILES.

>> Benson: IT'S FINE.

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

>> Rigby: UGH!

I'M DYING OF BOREDOM BACK HERE.

>> Pops: WE COULD PASS THE TIME WITH A GAME OF "I SPY."

>> Rigby: NO WAY.

YOU GOT CAR SICK THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED THAT.

>> Mordecai: I KNOW.

HOW ABOUT SOME SCARY STORI-I-I-ES?

>> Rigby: YEAH!

>> Benson: NO!

POPS CAN'T HANDLE IT.

>> Pops: OH, NONSENSE.

I'LL BE FINE.

>> Benson: OKAY.

BUT IF HE GETS SCARED, YOU TWO ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

>> Rigby: YEAH, YEAH.

>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.

IT STARTED AT THE BOWLING ALLEY ON A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.

WH-O-O-O-OA! THAT'S GAME!

>> HA HA.

YEAH, YOU SHOW THEM HOW YOU ROLL IT, MORDI.

HEY-Y-Y!

>> YEAH.

THANKS, UNCLE STEVE.

>> Muscle Man: MAN, FORGET THIS!

YOU'VE ALREADY WON THREE GAMES IN A ROW.

PLUS, YOUR WEIRDO UNCLE IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HIS

LAME TIE.

>> JUST DRESSING FOR THE OCCASION, MY MAN.

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS OF THIS.

>> Muscle Man: COME ON, FIVES.

LET'S BAIL.

>> Rigby: YEAH, LET'S GO, MORDECAI.

>> Mordecai: AW, COME ON, ONE MORE GAME, OR ARE YOU GUYS TOO

AFRAID TO LOSE?

HA HA. YEA-A-H!

UNCLE STEVE, YOU DOWN TO PLAY ANOTHER GAME?

>> I DON'T KNOW, MORDI.

I'M KIND OF LOW ON FUNDAGE.

THIS TIE WASN'T CHEAP, YOU KNOW.

>> Mordecai: IT'S COOL, UNCLE STEVE.

I GOT FIVE BUCKS.

>> OH, NO, MORDI. I-I COULDN'T.

>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU CAN PAY ME BACK LATER.

I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD FOR IT.

>> OKAY.

I PROMISE I'LL GET YOU BACK.

>> Mordecai: YEA-A-H!

GAME ON!

UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH!

HEY-HEY!

>> WHOA!

OH, NO! MY TIE!

>> Mordecai: UNCLE STEVE!

>> >> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE

HE'S GONE.

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

IF I HADN'T PRESSURED EVERYONE INTO PLAYING THAT EXTRA GAME, MY

UNCLE WOULD STILL BE ALIVE.

>> Rigby: AW, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, MAN.

LIFE JUST DOES ITS THING, YOU KNOW?

IF I WERE YOU, I'D BE MORE UPSET ABOUT LOSING THE FIVE BUCKS.

OW!

>> Mordecai: NOT HELPING, DUDE.

ALL...MY FAULT.

UGH. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

YEA-A-H!

HEY-HEY!

>> WHOA!

>> Mordecai: UNCLE STEVE!

>> MORDI, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PLAY ANOTHER GA-A-A-A-A-ME!

>> Mordecai: N-O-O-O-O-O!

RIGBY?

GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MORDECAI.

ALL THE GUILT IS MAKING YOU SEE THINGS.

IT'S NOT REAL.

IT'S NOT REAL.

RIGBY!

I CAN'T STOP SEEING MY DEAD UNCLE!

>> Rigby: UGH, ME EITHER.

>> MORDI!

>> Rigby: DUDE, I THOUGHT YOUR UNCLE WAS DEAD!

>> Mordecai: HE IS!

>> MORDI!

>> Rigby: DID WE LOSE HIM?

>> Mordecai:

MORDI.

HEY, I BET YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT.

WELL, HERE YOU GO.

>> Mordecai: UH...

>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S YOUR FIVE BUCKS!

>> HEY. A PROMISE IS A PROMISE.

>> Mordecai: WOW.

THANKS, UNCLE STEVE.

>> EH, NO PROBLEM.

HEY, YOU TAKE CARE, NOW.

>> Mordecai: THE END.

>> Benson: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

>> Mordecai: WHAT?

>> Benson: JUST LOOK AT POPS!

>> Pops: OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I'M FINE, REALLY.

>> Rigby: POPS, CHILL!

IT'S JUST A PHONE.

>> Mordecai: I'M GONNA TAKE THIS.

HELLO?

>> Margaret: MORDECAI!

>> Mordecai: OH, HEY, MARGARET!

>> Margaret: WE JUST GOT TO THE PARTY.

ARE YOU INSIDE?

>> Mordecai: NO.

ACTUALLY, WE'RE STILL DRIVING.

WE GOT A LITTLE LOST.

>> Margaret: AW, MAN.

THAT'S A BUMMER.

>> Mordecai: IT'S COOL, THOUGH.

WE'VE BEEN TELLING SCARY STORIES.

>> Margaret: OOH! SCARY STORIES!

HEY, I'VE GOT A GOOD ONE.

PUT ME ON SPEAKER PHONE.

>> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET'S GONNA TELL A STORY!

>> Benson: IT BETTER NOT BE

SCARY!

>> Margaret: Don't worry.

It's a funny one.

It all started when we were getting into the cart to go to a

Halloween movie.

>> Mordecai: AW, YEA-A-H!

HALLOWEEN MOVIE TIME!

>> Rigby: SHOTGUN!

>> Benson: UH-UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

>> Rigby: GOING TO THE MOVIES?

>> Benson: NO, YOU'RE NOT.

WE NEED THAT CART TO PATROL FOR DELINQUENTS TP'ing THE PARK.

>> Mordecai: BUT MARGARET'S CAR IS IN THE SHOP.

HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO THE THEATER?

>> Benson: NOT MY PROBLEM.

>> Both: >> TRICK OR TREAT, LOSERS!

>> YEAH, TRICK OR TREAT, LOSERS!

>> Benson: LET'S ROLL.

>> Margaret: I GUESS THAT'S IT.

THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL MAKE IT THERE IN TIME NOW.

>> Mordecai: WHAT?

WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET.

>> Eileen: YEAH, I'LL CALL A TAXI.

>> Mordecai: THERE'S STILL SOME TIME.

WE'LL PROBABLY JUST MISS THE PREVIEWS.

>> Eileen: THANK YOU.

THEY SAID 10 MINUTES.

>> Mordecai: THAT WAS FAST.

>> Rigby: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU CALLED A TAXI?

>> NEED A RIDE?

>> Mordecai: UH, CAN YOU TAKE US TO THE MOVE THEATER DOWNTOWN?

>> WE'LL TAKE YOU WHERE YOU NEED TO GO.

CLIMB ABOARD THE PARTY BUS AND JOIN THE PARTY.

>> Rigby: COOL!

>> Mordecai: SEE?

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

>> Margaret: YEAH.

>> All: WHOA!

>> WELCOME, FELLOW CITIZENS, TO

THE PARTY BUS!

>> PARTY BUS!

>> Mordecai: HA HA. WHOO!

>> Rigby: YES!

>> Eileen: SWEET!

>> Rigby: >> Mordecai: MARGARET!

>> Margaret: THIS IS CRAZY!

>> Mordecai: I KNOW, RIGHT?

>> Eileen: COME ON!

>> Margaret: >> Eileen: THERE'S SOME GREAT

COSTUMES IN HERE!

>> Margaret: YEAH.

THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A HUGE SALE ON WHITE WIGS OR SOMETHING.

>> Eileen: >> Mordecai: SODA?

>> Margaret: THANKS!

MORDECAI, LOOK.

ARE THEY ALL RIGHT?

>> OH, YEAH. THEY'RE COOL.

JUST PARTIED A LITTLE TOO HARD, I GUESS.

>> Mordecai: PFFT. YEAH.

>> Margaret: OH, YEAH.

>> PARTY BUS, PARTY BUS!

>> Mordecai: YEAH!

SEE? ISN'T THIS GREAT?

>> Margaret: YOU'RE RIGHT.

PARTY BUS!

>> Mordecai: YEA-A-H!

>> Margaret: HEY!

HE'S PASSING THE MOVIE THEATER!

DRIVER, STOP THE BUS!

LET US OFF! STOP THE BUS!

UGH! MORDECAI.

THE BUS ISN'T STOPPING.

>> YOU CAN'T STOP NOW.

THE PARTY'S JUST GETTING STARTED.

>> Mordecai: YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, MAN.

>> Rigby: YEAH.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?

>> 15...MINUTES.

>> Margaret: THOSE WEREN'T WHITE WIGS.

EVERYBODY'S GETTING OLDER!

>> Eileen: MORDECAI!

YOUR FACE!

>> Mordecai: WHAT? HUH? WHA?

>> Eileen: YOU'RE GETTING OLDER.

>> Mordecai: SO ARE YOU!

>> Margaret: >> Rigby:

>> Eileen: UGH.

>> Mordecai: WE NEED TO GET OFF THIS BUS NOW!

STOP THE BUS! STOP THE BUS!

>> YOU CAN'T STOP THE PARTY BUS ONCE IT'S STARTED.

RIGHT, EVERYBODY?

WHAT'S THAT SAYING, AGAIN?

PARTY TILL YOU DROP!

>> Margaret: HELP ME WITH THE

DOOR!

>> >> Margaret: IT WON'T OPEN!

>> Mordecai: STOP THE BUS!

>> >> Mordecai: THE BRAKES DON'T

WORK!

>> Rigby: TRY THE EMERGENCY BRAKE!

>> Rigby:

>> Mordecai: WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE STILL --

>> Margaret: WHY DID YOU PUT IT IN REVERSE?!

>> Mordecai: IT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF!

>> Rigby: GUYS, LOOK!

>> Margaret: WE'RE GETTING YOUNGER!

>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GET OFF THIS BUS!

>> Eileen: GUYS, LOOK, AN EMERGENCY HATCH!

>> Mordecai: COME ON!

EVERYBODY UP!

>> All: NOW WHAT?

>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO JUMP!

WE DID IT!

WE GOT OFF THE PARTY BUS!

>> Rigby: UH, WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

>> Margaret: Yeah!

"The party's killer"!

Get it?

>> Pops: >> Margaret: Mordecai?

You there?

>> Mordecai: UM, I GOT TO GO.

I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

>> Benson: THAT'S IT!

NO MORE STORIES FROM ANYONE.

>> Both: AW, WHAT?!

>> Rigby: COME ON, BENSON.

DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IS ALL OUR FAULT!

IF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN US LOST, WE WOULDN'T BE TELLING STORIES,

NOW, WOULD WE?

>> Benson: DON'T MAKE ME MAKE SKIPS TURN THIS VAN AROUND!

>> Rigby: SKIPS!

DON'T MAKE BENSON MAKE YOU TURN THIS VAN AROUND!

I HAVE TO GO TO THIS PARTY!

I JUST HAVE TO!

>> Skips: HEY, KNOCK IT OFF, OR I'LL --