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Come on, doll. Move your ass.

Oh, come off it. You know you love it. I'm always ready. But I don't like it

like this, Robert.

Of course you do, darling. Of course you do. Because you know how lucky you are.

Lucky? You must be joking.

Look, wait.

Wait. Now, don't be greedy.

Oh.

The same every time.

I'm just left all tensed up.

You know I'm great.

Quality and quantity. That's me.

But I'm dissatisfied.

You never think of anybody but yourself.

Stop it, sweetheart. You're getting plenty.

By the way, did I hurt you?

No, why?

Because you moved once.

Oh, I can't take it anymore.

Can't you see I want it?

What, again?

Look, can't now. I've got to go.

Keep it on ice.

for tonight.

Leave me alone.

I've got to go to work.

My,

we are a fine specimen of Viral Manhood, aren't we?

Look, Tom, love, all work and no play makes you sad, uptight and very grey.

Huh. The trouble with you is you're working too hard. You need a rest.

You're right there.

Why don't we go away for a long weekend together? Just you and me.

Somewhere nice and quiet.

What about next week?

I can't, Cheryl.

I've got to go away next weekend.

To a business conference.

Out of town.

Why, you lousy bastard.

You're having a bit on the side, aren't you?

That's where you're going to spend your weekend.

Business trip, indeed.

It's strictly a working weekend.

I'd like to know who'd have you anyway. I mean, just look at you.

You're getting more and more tired and old and past it.

I hadn't noticed you rejecting sex with me. But only when you wanted.

I need all I can get, you know. I'm a healthy girl, and once a week just isn't

enough. And that's usually on a Saturday night when you're too tanked up to do it

properly anyway.

You cow!

Instead of thanking me, all you can think about is sitting back and taking

it easy. Or lying back, should I say.

I'm wanting it easy, and that's just making you flabby.

Like an old pro.

Well, at least a pro enjoys herself and isn't useless like you.

That's what I want.

You can ring all you like, you bastard.

But I don't want your phony apologies.

Come on, Diane.

Come on.

Look, leave me alone, you sod.

Diane, you all right?

Hello, who's that?

It's Cheryl.

Oh, Cheryl.

You okay?

Yeah.

Look, I'm sorry about... You've had another row with Robert, right?

Yes.

You too.

Well, it's just that he never gives me what I want.

Oh, it's funny, you know, I've had the same problem with my old man.

But I've gone, sir. We'll go away and get what we want without them.

Well, that sounds interesting.

When? I know the very place.

It's a big luxurious house in the country I just found out about.

It'll be great. All for fun and relaxation.

Oh, that sounds just the thing for us.

Leave it to me, then.

I'll book us in for next weekend.

But one important thing.

What's that?

Don't say anything to Robert.

Don't worry, I won't. Good. Well, I'll arrange everything and let you know.

Bye, love. Bye, Cheryl.

While it is away, this pussy

will play.

Languages are hard to learn.

Harder... Still to say, but you can show just how you feel.

again and again

there's no need

to study hard no need to use your head

Anything wrong, Diane?

It's Robert.

Well, it's just that I feel like I'm betraying him.

I'm your friend, aren't I?

Yes. And what's a friend for?

What do you mean?

She's here to help you and to tell you the truth, right?

Well, Robert is selfish.

You've said so often enough.

All he thinks of is himself.

So let him cope on his own for a while.

Then he'll see how important you are.

That's true. Thanks.

Good. Feeling better?

Yes, a little.

Well, have a sandwich.

That'll restore you.

I made them especially for you.

You must learn to be independent.

Robert can look after himself.

He's a big boy.

Yes, Mr. Wakeman.

June, Mr. Wakeman wants you.

Come in.

You sent for me, Mr. Waitman?

Yes, Miss Phipps. I require three copies of this statement, typed.

Anything else, Mr. Waitman?

Why, yes, Miss Phipps.

This evening, overtime.

How would it suit you?

Perfectly.

Thank you, Ms. Fitz.

Well, welcome to the health farm.

I'm your receptionist, Miss Brooks, and I'm here to help you all I can.

Now then, let me check you in.

That didn't hurt, did it?

Now follow me, and we'll meet Dr.

Schroeder. Um, Schroeder.

I'm always getting him wrong.

Oh, you'll like it here. Of course, you'll go through lots of changes.

And the diet they give you is very, very healthy.

You should have seen my hair before. It was just like a tin wheel before I come

here.

Yeah, right.

Two new guests, sir.

Please, I see you later, Miss Bowes. Yes, sir.

So, I hope you'll have a pleasant and beneficial stay at our little

establishment. And I trust that perhaps you will leave here a little happier and

healthier than when you came.

I'll drink to that, yes.

But for this to be possible, I must of you ask one thing.

Yes?

Please to open your handbags.

What's this then, customs?

Almost, yes.

Confiscated.

For the sake of your health, in these you must not enter.

These are pollutions, which will poison your minds and your bodies.

You could make an absolute bomb in confiscated goods for a side job.

My favorites.

Look at all those confiscated chuggies.

Look at all that booze.

That would keep me going for a week.

Almost a week.

If you will come with me, I want you to meet the staff.

This way, please.

Bend and rise and stretch.

Bend and rise.

and stretch this is jim your exercises instructor pleased to meet you not

exactly what you'd call friendly is he good bend and rise

and stretch you will be seeing jim again this afternoon for exercises but now

we go to meet the master rise and stretch good good work

Bend down lower, rise, and stretch.

Here is our very good masseur, Nick, and his assistant, Lana.

How do you do?

Hi there.

Now, we have one more member of the staff to meet.

Come, please.

If we must.

See you.

This is the dietician. Very much different.

No, not cook, not dietician, but chef.

Madame, I am François de Dijon, à votre service.

Enchanté. Wow, a real French chef.

Enchanté yourself.

I'm delighted to meet you. Madame is very kind. And now, if you will excuse

me, I must get back to my work.

Come, ladies. I take you to the...

I always go to Ricky's myself, darling. He's got such a gentle touch. Oh, it's a

splendid cut.

Splendid. Oh, thank you, Agatha.

How kind of you. Oh, it looks so nice, isn't it?

Oh, yes, it's the way it tucks in. Of course, it pays, you know. Have you ever

been to Pinky's for makeup?

And now, you will meet your fellow guests.

We'll leave you to introduce yourselves.

I have some serious business to attend to.

Deeply.

Nothing like it.

Oh.

Good morning. I'm Mrs. Hope and this is Mrs. Waitman.

We've just arrived.

I'm Mrs. Pelham.

Mrs. Lawrence.

Agatha Stone.

Widow of Brigadier General Sir James Stone.

A deceased.

Charmed, I'm sure. Well, what a lovely sight for bored eyes, I do declare.

William's name.

Stock market's the game.

Delighted to meet you, young ladies.

And what are you here for, then?

Well, we thought we'd like a change and a rest. And also a chance for some

slimming. What?

What do you want to lose weight for?

You've got it all in the right places.

Just what I like it.

Really? Let's go.

Shall we try and pull them? What a maidenly blabber. Why not?

What?

Come, come. Don't you mind.

Come on, old son. Don't hog the whole show.

Permit me.

I'm Frank Collins. This is Charles Truslove. Hello.

Don't let Rockefeller bother you girls. Silly old goat.

I must say, it's very nice meeting you girls like this.

We're getting very bored with the rest of the clientele here.

Not much joy there, I should imagine.

You can say that again.

We've been here for four days now.

Wanted a break from family life. Thought it'd make a change from, uh, gold.

Lunch!

Lunch?

Marvellous, goody.

Sorry, girls, the explanation will have to wait. It's mealtime and...

I expect we can sit here.

This looks good.

I wonder where the rest is.

I think that's all you're going to get.

I'm joking.

You know, that's all they give you to eat on the health farm.

It's a con.

We're paying a packet and they're giving us a starvation diet.

I don't want to eat all this in prison.

By the time I leave here, I'll be ill.

Yes, but the food's nothing to write home about. Really?

Sensible.

That's why you look so young.

Do you mind if we join you?

No, please do.

Upstairs. Oh, that makes a difference.

Not our type at all.

No offence, boys, but I think I'll take a lie down before I start my exercises.

Would you like some coffee?

Bye. Bye, Dale.

Bye.

Is she all right?

Yes, she just had some bad news.

Abstinence makes them getting used to you. They do say that abstinence makes

the want grow stronger.

Oh, come on, boys.

Don't tell me that there's no talent for you here.

What about the receptionist? I don't think we haven't tried.

But the receptionist is strictly verboten.

Exclusive property von Herr Dr. Schroeder.

Don't worry, boys.

I'll see to it that you're satisfied before my stay is up. Is that a deal?

I promise. Okay, great.

That's a deal.

I don't think I will keep you both to it.

you something right yes of course what is it well it's pollution

pollution hmm well you

say uh all this is bad for you

bad for you i don't understand well when a new

patient

office, you say that all this is a pollution

of your mind and body.

Miss Brooks, I have a confession to make.

Really? Oh, good.

You don't understand.

What I tell my patients is for their own good.

Having sex is like pollution.

What are you talking about?

Well, you say sweeties, drinkies, and

smokies are not for patients because of pollution.

But it's all right for you.

Yes.

So I'm right, because you always...

sex will do me good.

So it must be like pollution.

Of course, Liebling.

You're right.

How clever you are.

Dr. Schroeder.

What is it now?

Can I have some more pollution?

Good evening.

Very good. Keep that up. Enjoy your time.

Yes.

Good, Mr. Gaines.

Okay, that's it. Mrs. Wakeman, Mrs. Hope, you can stay, please.

It's my job to put you through your paces this morning, and by golly, I

will.

Right. Now, get into it.

Okay, Mrs. Wakeman, Mrs. Hope, over by the box. We'll do a set over.

Deep squatting exercises.

Right. Now, watch what I do and then do the same on the next run through.

It is a one down deep squat, keeping the back straight, straight up, then stretch

on the toes. Okay, after me. One down deep squat. Straight down. Come on, Mrs.

Wakeman. Up and stretch.

Down. Up and stretch. Good, Mrs. Hope. Come on, Mrs. Wakeman. You can do better

than that.

Oh, that's awful.

that you talked me into coming here.

All right, let's have you on your feet now.

We're going to have running on the spot for 60 seconds.

Come on, look lively.

Running on the spot.

Get those knees up.

Put some weight into it.

Up, down, up, down.

Bastard.

Sadist. Come on, ration, Mrs. Hope. You're not doing too badly.

It's for you, Mrs. Wakeman. You're forever.

Oh, my God.

I'll get him before we leave.

Oh, Leslie.

I'll melt his heart and the rest of him. Stop chattering.

Stand still.

Now we'll have this little exercise.

You first, Mrs. Waisman.

Come on, you can lift it. 20 times above your head.

Now, once.

Unlift that bar.

Lift it.

Once.

Once more, come on. At least twice, come on.

Once again, lift that bar, Mrs. Bateman.

Nice?

And high.

It's been such a long time.

Just relax and dig it, baby.

Sorry.

You've got great hands.

The rest of me is groovy too.

I can believe that.

Cheers. Really nice of you to put in overtime like this, Miss Phipps.

Call me June, Bob.

Well, shall we get on with it, then?

What's the hurry we've got all night, haven't we?

Uh, the watchman, the night watchman.

We don't want him to catch us out, do we? Not in the boss's office. Relax, he

won't be around for a good few hours yet.

I'm very glad you picked me, Bob.

All the girls think you're great.

Oh, come on, come on.

Can't you go any quicker?

You are unappreciative. Haven't you ever heard of savouring your pleasures?

I can't.

Keeping the best to the last.

Oh, no. I want it now.

Now what?

You know, all the men at the office, I mean, apart from all that dirty chat and

all that stuff, you know, they're cowards, really. They wouldn't come and

ask a girl outright like you for what they want.

Oh, no.

I just darned straight in. I mean, I fucking darned straight in with the

typing board.

What has happened to you, you great, big, beautiful thing?

I've heard of speed writing, but that was ridiculous.

Are you?

You ought to get a job with the GPO.

If letters came as quickly as you do, postal delays would be a thing of the

past. You mean you didn't like it then?

But look, I think you're great. I mean, we are going to do it again sometime,

aren't we?

Well, think about it.

All right.

But at that speed, you're going to have to pay me first-class mail delivery

charges.

I have to live, you know.

I see.

See you.

Pull her up, please.

Cold night, isn't it?

Very.

Got far to go?

No, not far.

You busy?

Oh, we don't get many customers round here.

You must get lonely, then.

My hands are a bit cold.

I'm just going to have a cuppa.

Would you like one?

That's very nice of you.

Are you sure you don't mind?

Oh, no. I had a two-piece with the company.

That's better.

Coffee, okay?

Mm, thanks.

By the way, my name's Jill.

I'm Tom.

That's good.

Good. let's go

you. You're getting more and more tired and old and past it.

Fuck you, Cheryl.

I fell asleep, didn't I?

Yeah, baby.

Well, we'd better make up for lost time then.

Yeah. Oh, I'm so stiff.

So am I, baby. So am I.

Yeah, well, I know the greatest way of relaxing.

Groovy. That's just what I figured.

Bye.

What's that?

Hmm?

Who is it?

It's me, the sports instructor.

What do you want?

It's time for your morning exercises, Mrs. Waitman. It's time of night?

You must be joking.

It's not night time. It's 5 a.m.

5 o'clock in the morning? You're off your head.

Now, come along, Mrs. Waitman. If you're in good, you need turning up.

Oh, way, I'm going back to sleep.

Oh, all right, I'm coming.

I'll wait for you in the gym.

17, 18, 19,

one more, 20.

Mr. Williams needs some extra coaching as well.

Now, please, stand over there.

Feet well apart.

Hello, hello. You too, Mr. Williams. Stand behind her. That's right.

Now, do as I do.

Bend and rise.

Bend and rise. Stop it!

Bend and rise. Leave me alone!

Careful, you know you like it.

Bend and rise.

Leave me alone.

Paddle, paddle, paddle.

Paddle.

Paddle faster.

Come on, paddle.

Paddle faster.

Paddle, paddle.

Put some effort into it.

Please stop.

Is your saddle comfortable?

All right, get those...

You're quite an acrobat.

Up with those legs! You know, I could do something for you.

Get him!

Come on, Mrs. Wakeman, put some effort into it!

Get away, please!

I like rowing.

It's the only time I get my hands on a couple of oars.

Use those...

Would you please let Mr. Williams get on with his exercise? And you concentrate

on your rhythm.

You don't understand.

Oh, I can't take it anymore. I really can't.

Call her today.

You can go and get dressed now, Mr. Williams. Thank you.

Come with me, Mrs. Wakeman. I think you need to calm down.

Mrs. Wakeman, you really must concentrate on these exercises.

They're for your own good, you know.

Good morning, Mr. Collins.

Cor. Oh.

Did you say something, Mr. Collins?

I can hardly stand up. I think it's my stomach.

Well, I'll go and get Dr. Schroeder. No, don't do that.

It's all this exercising.

I think something.

Well, I'll go and get Lauren and she can give you a massage.

No, that's not good either. I've already asked and she's too busy.

I wonder, perhaps, could you give me one?

I can't. Dr.

Schroeder said I've got to go to the games room to straighten his falls.

Have you?

I tell you what, perhaps I'll come along with you and give you a hand.

Is this part of your job?

Oh, yes.

Dr. Schroeder's most particular who handles his balls.

I'll bet he is.

Where does the blue one come from?

Would you believe the fridge?

Oh, Mr.

Collins, be serious.

Miss Brooks, when I first came here, you said you were here to help.

Well, I need help.

What do you want me to do?

Well, could I say, just chalk my cue?

So come on, pretty woman, give your love, all your love for

free.

But I must warn you that after tonight,

my love will fade and die with the morning light.

Just live for today.

You've so much to offer.

So live for love and give your love away.

Got you at last, Miss High and Bloody Mighty.

You left me quite a merry chase. But I like a girl with spirit.

How the hell did he get you out of this thing?

Get lost.

You've only worked here.

Mr. Williams?

We'll have you out of here, Mrs. Whedon.

Thank God.

Thank God.

Come on.

You women, you're all alike.

All sex fiends.

Oh, yes, I have sighted him.

Hello.

God, you look all in. Oh, I am.

I've had a rough time, I can tell you. Why? What's happened?

Hello.

Hello.

You're new here, aren't you?

Yes, that's right.

Welcome to Stalag 17.

Oh, don't mind her. She's just grumpy about the food.

Is it bad, then? Well, no. There's just not enough of it.

It's real bread and water rations.

Waitress.

Yes, madam?

Look, can't I have some more?

More, madam?

I'm starving.

No, madam.

I want some. I'm hungry.

I can't. It's more than my job's worth.

Damn.

Hello, girls.

Who's your friend?

Oh, we don't... She's a new arrival. We don't know her name.

Leslie. Hello, Leslie.

Nice to meet you.

What's the matter? Don't you want to say hello to the nice gentleman?

We won't eat you, you know. Leave me alone.

I don't like you.

Charming. You don't even know us.

We'd like to know you better.

Look, leave me alone.

I'm sorry, it's... It's just that I don't like men.

Oh, I see.

Lord, what's the matter with us? We must be unclean.

Untouchables. Unwanted. And unloved.

Listen,

I've got to go and change.

I lost two pounds in wed.

Really? Since when? This morning.

Oh, but they're different, you know, if you're in the bathroom upstairs. They're

different from the bathroom downstairs.

Don't they work?

Yes, they work, but they're different.

Try the one upstairs, then. Look, don't worry, love. They're really very nice

boys. He's very sweet.

Yes, maybe they are. It's just that I can't stand it when they start getting

all silly and suggestive.

I can't bear it.

They revolt me.

That's why I came here, you see.

I wanted to get away from my husband.

I loathe him.

When he touches me and everything, it's disgusting.

Leslie, I hope you don't think that I... It's just not my scene.

I've never gone with another woman before, you know.

Now I really want to.

I need to.

Oh, come on, Diane, don't look so prudish.

Now, how do you reckon we can help her fix it up?

Well, I don't know.

What about the masseuse?

I'm sure she'd be accommodating.

Yes, I suggest you try making it with her.

I'll try.

I will try.

The problem is I'm rather nervous.

Oh, it'll work out. Don't worry.

Thanks.

Hope so.

Come on, then.

Bye, Leslie.

Bye.

Thanks again, both of you.

Listen, Diane, go up to my room and wait for me, and I'll be up in a minute with

a lovely surprise.

Surprise?

How lovely. I hope it's something to eat. You'll see.

Can't wait.

Well, what you got me then?

Yes,

well... Well, two of the loveliest male specimens... Cheryl, what are you doing?

Take my shoe off.

She beats that rowing machine, doesn't she?

That's for sure.

I never knew you had a tattoo there.

Look, I'd have to leave.

Stop, stop. Stop doing that.

Don't you think? I think so.

Oh, Doug, the lover is useless.

That doesn't make it any better.

He's not a touch on you, Joe.

I only go with him for what I can get out of him.

I'll split it with you.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, I'll buy that.

It's like taking sweets from a baby. He'd never dream in a million years

anyone would use him.

He sounds really pathetic.

Yes.

Just you wait, you scheming bitch. I'll fix you.

You better go, Johnny.

Where to?

It's PT time.

Oh, what the hell do you think you've been doing up here all this time?

All this sex is making ravenous. I could eat a horse.

If all the world sang la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-

I must have some food

Any in here I wonder really

market nowadays shocking devaluation inflation freezes no stability

tricky business no profits damn tricky

your

shares may be going down but your blood pressure is certainly going to rise all

right not to mention your temper

An apple in your mouth and you really look like a prize pig.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Serve the dirty old sod right.

Oh, I'm still hungry though.

I must get down to that village. Oh, I must.

There's bound to be a cafe down there.

Fish and chips.

Poached egg on toast.

Baked beans or something like that.

I must have some food.

Bonjour, madame.

Where are you going?

To town.

Is something wrong?

I must have some proper food. I can't live on nothing but lettuce leaves and

apple juice all day. I must have something filling. There, there, my

dear. There, there, my petit chou, my little cauliflower.

Oh, cauliflower.

Oh, yes, with cheese sauce and meat and gravy. Yes, anything you want.

I cannot bear to see a person suffer for food. You come with me.

I will satisfy your inner need. I, moi, François, will personally cook you the

finest meal you've ever had.

Not to the Dr. Schroeder.

Not to his diet.

Yes.

I show you what I'm really capable of.

At last, I have found a true connoisseur of life.

And life, she is for eating, no?

Oh, let me do something.

No, no. Just watch.

It's all for you.

Voilà,

madame. Better than downstairs, huh?

Oh, Francois. Oh, that's lovely.

It's a work of art.

Delicious.

Marvelous. Out of this world.

And now, Cherie, just one thing I ask. Anything.

Anything you say.

Let's make love.

Oh, Francois.

Of course.

And now, for the real main course, the gastronomic piece de resistance, the

steak d'Iane, speciale a la Francois. But first, I must prepare you.

Just now I like it

Beautiful. Just how I like it.

And now, I must use my special chef's knife.

Oh, Francois, you are cheeky.

Come on, get on with it. What, at least another minute of it yet?

Bounce, bounce.

Oh! Now what's the matter?

I think I pulled something.

Well, don't just stand there.

Help me.

Look, okay, just relax.

Come over here.

Sit down.

God, it hurts.

winded yourself.

Not very sympathetic, are you?

Just calm down.

Try to breathe deeply. That should help.

It's increasing.

Yes.

The pain.

Oh, that.

Oh, that?

You're aggressive.

I'm not. You are. It's because I'm a woman. You're frightened of me.

Know it.

I'm a man of sport.

I need to abstain from all sorts of things for the sake of my body.

Oh, don't be selfish. What good's your body on its own like?

Deprived. Look, it just so happens that it's my right to prefer meds and balls

and dumbbells to... Proper balls and not so dumb birds.

Yes.

You said it, not me, remember, but yes.

And them?

I can't see a damn thing.

I'll put them down here somewhere.

Come on, Mrs. Hope, where are they?

Here.

Come on, over here.

This way.

That's right, I found them.

Come on.

That's it.

Give me back my glass of you.

They're right here, they were.

Well, I bet you never thought regaining your sight could be this nice.

Not in a million years.

I'll tell you one thing.

I'll certainly have a different view of women from now on.

I hope so.

Nobody's going to come in, are they? No.

I've only given you a reason.

Oh, let me instruct you, instructor.

again

Shakespeare's...

again and again.

June, I wonder, Mara, can I see you?

Oh, that'd be fine, lover boy.

Great.

I'll pick you up and take you home.

Home? Oh, it's all right. We'll march away.

Okay, then.

That little miss you've got to get up early in the morning to make a sucker

out of me.

In any language, music means the same.

La la lo means I love you again and again.

Hope you get my message now.

it's really a very plain if all

No, no.

Any chance of getting any service around here?

Coming, love.

You, uh, should be in just as good hands with you.

There you are.

About time too.

Yeah, that's nice.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

This is just not my scene.

How do you know?

What's so funny, darling boy?

Just a private joke.

Come along.

You're neglecting me.

Please don't get so angry.

Don't look. Don't get uptight.

Was all right, wasn't it? Till you saw who I was.

Please don't go.

You know you like. That's beside the point.

I'm desperate for you.

Forget your prejudice.

I'm sorry. Really, I am. It's not that I'm prejudiced. I just don't like being

cheated.

No, sorry.

But I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll find someone else for you.

Okay?

Well, what a charming couple.

You really deserve one, Mama.

Do you remember?

Is Leslie in here? No.

Do you know where she is?

Outside somewhere, I think.

Thanks.

She looks in a foul mood.

What's wrong with her?

I don't know. Something must have happened.

What do you think, Frank?

Perhaps she got out the wrong side of somebody's bed.

Oops.

Hello, Jo.

Oh, hello, love.

Glad I found you. I've been looking for you. Have you?

Yes. Remember what I told you about the massage?

Well, how's it going?

Well, I haven't tried yet.

Oh, I thought as much.

But I can't. I'm just too shy.

Well, never mind. I understand.

Come with me.

I'll help you.

Lana, this is Leslie.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello.

Don't be shy.

You're very beautiful.

I like you too, girl.

Thank you, Cheryl.

See you.

Goodbye.

Wow, that's better.

Oh, Dr.

Schroeder, I wanted to... Doctor?

What are you doing here?

Oh, never mind.

I quite understand.

You do? Look, I assure you that I'm very... I'm not stupid, you know.

Now, come on.

I want some, too.

What? A drink.

Or else I will tell the doctor.

All right.

I say, it's rather nice.

Oh, but actually, I prefer gin.

Well, cheers.

Cheers. Madden your eye.

Bottoms up.

Well, this is very, very pleasant.

Sure.

We've got to share it. Why?

I was always taught to share and share in life.

Let's keep it to ourselves.

No!

Come on, everybody!

Booze! Drink it up now!

Are you mad?

What are you doing?

I'm Dr. Schroeder to here.

I don't care.

But... I thought that Vicky...

There's something going on here.

I don't like it. Get dressed. Quickly. Come on.

Come, come, come.

Don't injure yourself.

Absolute disgrace!

Who is responsible?

I demand to know!

Why, Herr Doktor, you have ways of making us talk?

Insolence!

I want you to clear her out!

All of you! Or I shall call the police!

Listen, why don't you belt up? This is a free country.

Out! Out!

Raus!

Come on, everybody, the fun's just started. Drink up!

Sway, dear.

Oh,

I never knew

you cared. You make me blush.

Excuse me.

What do you want?

That's what.

No. You must. It's an excuse me. Leave us alone.

Just blow.

If that's the way you feel about it, excuse me.

Charming.

Nothing to be worried about, is there?

I'm not.

I told you, she's not here.

I mean, would I lie to you?

No, she's gone to her mother's. Can't say I blame her.

What? Nothing, love.

Funny, though, she usually leaves a note.

I mean, she must be really mad at me this time.

Still, she'll get over it.

She never stays more than a week anyway. I mean, even she admits she gets bored

to tears.

Hi.

Well,

come on.

There you go again, always rushing at it.

I just can't wait to get at you this time.

Yes, you are more sure of yourself.

This is a free ride. You've got to get it from the outside.

And if you're strong enough, you'll reach the top. And if you're weak, then

you will fall.

You've got to get it. Oh, you've got to make it big.

You don't think small.

Well,

come on then, Speedy Gonzales. Let's get it over with.

What's the matter with you?

What's that for?

Think you can use me, eh? They think I'm pathetic, do you? You little

eavesdropper!

Compared to what you are, darling, that's a compliment.

Yeah.

That's more like it. Shut up. That's nice.

Oh, yes.

Good. Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes.

yes look at them all they're just

Hmm?

before I go to sleep.

I should have kicked you out straight after.

You couldn't have.

No? Right.

Out! Hey, look!

I'm sorry for what I did.

Never mind about that. Just get out. Go on.

Get me... I'd love you to stay. You bastard!

I can never understand.

Call again?

My darling, what a surprise. It's lovely to see you.

There, Robert.

Let me.

Thank you.

Mother?

Oh, Mother!

She's fine.

Good.

You're looking well.

Sorry, I'm a bit tired.

Listen, Di, I'd like to apologize for everything.

Apologize?

For being unkind about your mother and unfair to you and just everything.

Did you do anything?

No.

See anybody?

No.

Did you get any exercise?

Yes, a little bit.

Hello.

Hi.

Have a hard time? You look a bit rough.

Yes, very.

Spent nearly all weekend on my back, working on the car.

I knew there was no business trip.

Are you cross?

Of course not. How could I be?

Is there anything I can get you? Something to eat?

Oh, um... No, I don't think so, thank you.

I don't know, though.

Perhaps... Perhaps I'd like a little something.

Just enjoy it. We've got all the time in the world.

So most of the time at the garage.

Oh.

Needed a full service.

How have you been?

Oh, I wasn't bored at all. My weekend was most satisfactory.