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CHILLS EVERYWHERE

"a Jeff Gordon Adventure"

a.k.a. "Jeff Gordon, Secret Agent"

...a white Peugeot, police registration number 7345NX75,

was found abandoned nearby.

No trace of the burglars yet. Over.

I'll give you the Peugeot, but otherwise the cops will have a restless night.

Well done, I'm happy with you.

Haha!

One million dollars, the largest fishing haul of the century.

And on top of that, we snatched it away from Gregori.

I think we were dealing with grasshoppers.

Your bad luck, gentlemen.

You just have to have some brains.

Until now, I always imagined the most intelligent people to be different.

Although he is very special.

Unfortunately, I have to confiscate those pretty stones.

Gregori is already committed to them, gentlemen.

Nice of you to take the work off his hands.

Ah!

Henri!

Think about your transmission.

An oil change every 500 kilometers is highly recommended.

With best regards from your friend Gregori.

You must not lose courage.

All beginners are still learning.

The knife.

Adhesive.

Tweezers.

How many times do I have to ask you to stop smoking those miserable cigarettes?

Excuse me, I forgot again, I'm sorry.

They're here already Gregori.

On time for once, bring them in upstairs.

You successfully completed the operation?

Patient is still alive.

Any difficulties?

He did not agree with the entrance.

Poor Laurence. These amateurs are the worst.

You're not a big criminal just because you rob jewelry stores.

You have to play with big stakes and have a bit of talent.

You have to remain flexible and... You leave it there, it's dirty.

You have to wash them first, Mademoiselle.

It's hard to believe... ...that these are just old rocks.

But they warm you much better chérie.

I would also like to play if she lets me do it somehow.

You're still much too small for that. Better do your schoolwork.

Well, the boy just has a penchant for bullets.

That's part of the job. Reminds me of a friend from prison.

Don't tell me they play billiards at Sing Sing too.

Billiards, football, poker and even watching TV in the evening to help you fall asleep.

And we're still working hard here.

And what about dolls?

Santa Claus brought it... If you behave well, the Easter Bunny will too.

Fondimere. Please report me, Monsieur Grégory.

Would you please wait in the library?

Good evening, my dear. Did you have a pleasant trip?

Excellent. Thank you.

Do you have something for me again?

Yes, upstairs in my office. How about a drink?

- Henri. - The sweaty scum!

The man in the billiards room with the funny hat.

Yes, that's "Chief". A very useful man.

He has been working for me for 3 months. Fabulous references.

Better change your headquarters. He is an FBI agent.

Is this supposed to be a joke?

I don't joke at work. I'm not a joker. I've known that guy for 7 years.

Well, that's a regrettable thing. Especially for the boss.

You know my top priority... No one from the police has managed to make my acquaintance.

Once upon a time, Monsieur Gregori.

Your fairy tale is now over, I'm off to Amsterdam.

Here is the whiskey.

We've got ourselves into something nice. Did you know that Jeff Gordon is FBI?

It's impossible.

Yes, it's true. Tell him to come to me sometime.

I miss him. I would like to say goodbye to Monsieur.

Go in, there might be some work.

Tell me, Jeff, why did you have to do your 5 years of rehearsal?

I wanted to make a fortune in Tokyo... five years and doing coke... The police were against it.

That's where I also learned Jiu-Jitsu. Also, you wanted to teach us something.

So you stand behind the man... [HEY!] ...they grab him around here.

And what comes next? I'll show you... There...

There... There...

That one still exists.

So, that was a stray bullet.

This is the so-called backfire.

You won't get over the shock much.

But the blow to the head & shoulders is supposed to make him spill.

Oh, my little one, did you hurt yourself? You do have to stuff up a bit...

...otherwise there's no point, if you want to learn something.

Hello!!

If the enemy still makes a fuss, you start firing cannons.

Away with the ball!

Let's go, come on!

We must disappear!

Nobody will look for us here!

Gregori!

Gregori!

Gregori!

Damned scoundrel!

Watch it!

Hold on to your hats!

You probably wanted to give us a sign.

Yeah.. Well, I see you received the signal correctly.

"Thanks"

What evil wind has stranded you here? How are things going, sir?

We picked him up in the garden.

Throw him in the same pot as the others.

Come on!

The inspector just called. Unfortunately, Gregori escaped him.

He won't get far, don't worry.

He had only a tiny lead.

But at the motorway entrance he turned right and I continued straight ahead.

- Gregori was in a hurry. - You'd think he had dynamite in his car not diamonds.

The bastard left you sitting there like a wallflower.

But I don't think the boy escaped abroad.

He's probably hiding somewhere nearby.

Well unfortunately, we still don't have a picture of him.

How about this?

How did you manage to get these?

Just like that.

Fantastic.

I will arrange for a wanted poster to be sent out.

Oh I'd rather wait a little longer on that, Inspector.

Anything specific in mind?

Then at least I'll put the insurance on you. After all, it's a million.

Ah, those few eggs.

Gordon, I am known for taking my job very seriously, but when asked to...

...if you hand the case over to us, you must also take responsibility.

How many people do you need?

One is enough.

Just one?

Yes, but the best horse you have in the stable.

Do you agree, Inspector?

Of course, I will do my best, sir.

Ah, wonderful.

Remember, to everyone else I'm Jeff Gordon, the gangster. Let's go hunting.

The police have captured the gang, except for their boss...

...the elusive Gregori and his accomplice Jeff Gordon.

Damn mess, this guy calls himself a crime kingpin and works with a middleman.

Gregori, the gangster boss.

Gregori, who cannot be caught, whose face is unknown.

Gregori, always Gregori.

It's outrageous, no one is talking about me.

I carried out the robbery.

I am the Napoleon of criminals, before whom the whole world should tremble, but everyone just talks about Gregori.

I only have one option left, and you know what?

I will move heaven and earth.

You'll bring me this Gregori right away, along with his diamonds.

I am not a monster.

If you can't actually get him... the diamonds are enough for me.

A sports car, white, with red upholstery.

I can't remember.

He must have come by around 4 a.m.

Then I couldn't have seen the car, because I'm not on night shifts.

And at 4am I had my performance at The Kadro Klub.

The wild thing with the guitar, that's me.

48... 50... You scared me.

How are your stocks doing?

If things were a little better, it would be bearable.

Also, you shouldn't shout about it.

You probably know why I'm coming. I need a tip.

It just depends on whether I give it.

Do you still deal with diamonds, Willy?

Actually, I have completely withdrawn. What is it all about?

I'm after the guy who did the diamond thing.

Gregori?

Maybe he wants to get rid of that junk soon, it's pretty hot.

It's possible something will leak out. Set your listening devices to receive.

Okay, l'll see. Are you having trouble with him?

No... just in case he stumbles, I want to secure my inheritance.

I can't rely on his word. For this I rely on you.

It will be done.

Unusual, the tank's almost full.

And there's blood all over the seats. He must have got hit.

Who lives over there?

No one most of the year Doctor.

- Let's take a look. - Sure.

Just a little bit more. Halt! Enough!

Do you know who owns this place?

It's owned by a Parisian who doesn't care about it.

A certain Pellot... Sam Pellot. I don't know anything more.

Hello?

This is Bertin, good morning.

Ah, Bertin, what's new?

I'm looking at Sam Pellot's country house.

Sam Pellot? Ah, I know that guy, I'll take care of him.

Yes, feel free to follow our friend.

Check out the doctors in your area.

Gregori is terribly squeamish.

It would have been better for your patients if you had become a veterinarian.

You're in a hurry with me, huh?

Want to get rid of me quickly.

You're probably afraid of the police.

No reason, those strange characters will never find me.

I admit, this Jeff Gordon has sharp teeth, but still.

Someday I'll finish this guy off and then I'll send him to you free of charge...

...for medical studies.

I have a date here with Sam.

Then you'll have to come back later.

At this time he is always in the steam bath.

Because he really wants to become a handsome man, tehehe.

He'll never be in love.

Hello... reception?

Please give me the steam bath.

If I were you, I'd take the subway.

Was I supposed to know that you suddenly wanted to stop?

One moment. I saw everything clearly.

Mademoiselle is to blame. She was driving too fast.

Don't be talked into anything. Call the police right away.

Always the same thing. Have no idea, but drive big road cruisers.

Did you perhaps honk? ...No.

That's why no woman should be behind the wheel at all.

Mademoiselle is absolutely right.

And I don't like people who always scream for the police.

Oh right... I see...

Well done, well done. Then I apologize.

Mademoiselle is endangering traffic & Monsieur is against calling the police.

And that's what happens in broad daylight in Paris.

Perhaps we should even approve of that!

Some doll comes along with red hair and long legs and the rules go to hell.

Little gentleman, my card.

Lisa Lambert.

Jeff Gordon.

Very pleased.

I must apologize a thousand times.

You don't need that.

With your figure.

Mademoiselle Lambert, you are becoming a danger to Paris.

See you tomorrow evening. I'll pick you up at eight.

But sir, I would like that... OK, I'm happy too.

Have a good trip.

I'm looking for Sam Pelot. Where is he?

In the massage room. Second door on the right.

Hello? Sam?

He is there.

Fine. I'll call Laurence right away.

I leave you there. I wouldn't have expected you here.

Do you also want to get yourself trimmed to look nice?

No, I have to talk to you.

OK, please, I have two ears.

But so does Mr. Volterknecht.

Great, let's go over to the sauna. I have to sweat anyway.

How are you, old boy?

Always so slim.

Sit on the stool. It's not exactly comfortable.

Ha, there's nothing better than a little perspiration.

So, go ahead and shoot.

Things are tense again with Gregori, aren't they? You even rented him your country house.

Nonsense, he was only there for a few days. Should I perhaps ask you for permission first?

I thought maybe you could tell me where he went.

What makes you think that? I'm not his wet nurse. Why are you after him?

Oh, he just left a little too suddenly for me and in his haste forgot to consult me.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. You mean he pocketed your share.

Exactly. And besides, he has a bullet in his back.

Do you have your fingers in there?

Maybe you set him up.

It's possible, but then I'd be a coward.

Come on, come on, spit it out. Why are you afraid?

Hey, hey, hey.

"cough.. cough.."

I'm over here.

Jojo,

Help, help!

Where is the managing director? I would like to complain.

Thank you very much.

Richard!

Damn it, Richard, where

are you?

Are you satisfied, Monsieur?

Excellent.

I've lost 800 grams, Mademoiselle.

Our mutual friend just came out here. Where did he go?

I didn't see anyone.

To the café just around the corner.

Take me there, Mr. Chauffeur, but drive slowly, I have a weak heart.

Would you please get me a newspaper, lovely child?

Which one please?

The meat inspectors' association magazine.

We only have the ones from last month.

That's okay, just bring me the one from last month.

The rest is for your bridal school.

Well, fatso, you're probably about to call me.

Hang up, I'm not home.

Which doctor did Gregori go to?

You can think about your brain a little bit.

No, stop!

Probably to Dr. Blanc out in Ancheval.

Do you see how my scratching helped?

I invite you to a nice spin.

The phone booths and their smell ruin your complexion.

...and theirs too.

Besides, I have a soft spot for you I'm always happy when I am with you.

Off we go, my car is outside.

Can I speak to Dr. Blanc?

Were you registered for today?

No, but I'm in so much pain.

Oh.

Dodo!

Dodo!

There!

I'm feeling better, Doctor.

All jokes aside, I'm a friend of Gregori and my name is Jeff Gordon.

So what?

I wanted to pick up my friend here.

Monsieur, I think you are not so much lacking down there, as up here.

I've never heard of a Gregori.

Acute memory loss, it seems to me. Tell him I'm here.

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about.

Would you please go now, otherwise I'll have to call my husband.

Then I must have made a mistake in the house number.

Excuse me please.

Please be patient for a minute, my dear, I'll be finished in a minute.

You're tied down, no one can steal you.

You are and will remain a failure.

You can't even manage to keep more people like that away.

I want to know what's going on in your head.

I've had enough trouble with Gregori, now you have to upset me too.

- So, you see, Dotto, I... - You're falling for a police informant and I'm really nevous.

- So I just want to know... - Well, I just fobbed him off.

Here, take off the jacket, we have to make all this disappear.

You can't throw them away. Maybe it's still needed.

There is still no damage around the hole.

Didn't I just ask you to leave this house?

And we kept our word and visited the garden.

Stop now! I'm in a hurry. Where is Gregori?

Ah, you're in a hurry.

No, no, no, no... ahh!

Bad luck Madame, I've already been vaccinated against rabies.

You're lucky I'm a gentleman and don't assault women.

Get out of here, sir!

Oh you're hurting him, please don't!

Your handle was taken from the infamous citizens of Lucrezia Borgia.

Let go, for heaven's sake!

Well... Gregori was here for two days, but I don't know where he went.

A bad wound? You did treat him.

A superficial flesh wound that will heal within 14 days.

Tell him everything, otherwise Borgia will cut me off!

When did leave?

Just before ten.

So he has a 2 hour head start.

Thanks very much for the consultation, Doctor.

And it's best to give your sweetheart a tonic.

A very bitter one.

And now you're going to focus exclusively on Jeff Gordon.

At some point, the guy will surely lead you to Gregori.

And be careful he doesn't recognize you.

He's not going to get me again.

Get out of here, final stop.

Oh, how, what?

How am I supposed to get home from here?

On the contrary.

No, for a fat sausage, this should be a relief.

What kind of muscles do you think a long walk will create?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

We'll have it by tonight at the latest.

Technology is a wonderful help.

We dictated everything to the electronic brain, and that was it.

And what did this 20th century oracle tell you?

That only a doctor who could have treated Gregori would come into question.

A certain plan, his practice is...

In Orcheval. I know, I've just come from there.

But the bird we wanted to catch had flown away.

This stuff is powerful, be careful, my boy.

We must now urgently launch a major offensive.

It seems our friend feels quite safe.

We're going to put a little fire under his butt.

When he sees this face staring back at him from every cover tomorrow morning, he won't enjoy his breakfast anymore.

Good morning, sir.

- I want my bill, I have to leave. - OK Sir.

Hello, please connect me to Athens, 570.

I have to tell you, this horrible thing with Gregori has been going on for too long.

Always take it easy with the young horses, as we say back home in Texas.

The stupid thing is that the public doesn't think that way.

The insurance company has promised a huge sum to whoever returns the diamonds.

Do you know what this could mean for us?

I think so.

The thief will try to come to an agreement with the insurance company.

He leaves the entire loot to the insurance company for half price.

This is a win-win situation for both sides.

And what do we do?

I don't want to comment on that.

Insulting a public official is a terrible thing.

- I'm sorry, what? - Dear colleague, don't cry right away.

You can switch to car racing, you'll still have a career.

Do you think so?

Certainly if I often run into someone from behind.

And what do you do, sir?

Oh, nothing special, I'm into boxing, you know.

At the moment I am arranging a big tour across France.

Oh, that must be incredibly amusing.

Try telling that to a boxer.

How long are we supposed to stand here?

Just take it easy. At some point the guy will be stuffed.

Laurence has to pay us more expenses for this.

Laurence misfired. He never puts us on the right track.

Here he comes.

Was I frightened, who were the men?

Two boxers I'm supposed to hire for my tour, but the guys can't stand it.

Oh, your hands now out of the bag.

We will repair the damage right away. You're from haute couture?

Do you want ice with the whiskey?

Oh yes, please, quite a lot.

If you're bored, just put on some music.

Oh, I'm busy, boss. Thank you.

So... that's it.

Now you can mingle with the crowd again.

And you can come more often. I tear up a lot of things.

I can also cook and iron.

I'm sure you can do even more.

Hello?

This is Bertrand.

Is there anything special planned for me tomorrow?

Madame, I have already told you... I've forbidden "Boil'n'Joe" from having women visit him before important fights.

- What?...Boil'n'Joe? - Sleep well anyway.

I'm afraid I have to go now, Sir Gordon. Otherwise mother will worry.

I had hoped that I had finally found the perfect woman.

- How about, you stay a little longer... - Completely impossible.

The poor thing just can't fall asleep when I'm not home.

A television helps against insomnia.

I protected myself from his left.

And then his right hand hit me.

I demand more discipline from you, you wimps! I don't want to hear any more excuses!

- We did what we could. - Which isn't enough.

Who will do the work for me now? You're now on vacation!

Now it's your turn... Starting today, you will be shadowing Chief Gordon.

But remember one thing. No closer than five meters.

- He doesn't dare do that anyway. - Shut up, I'm talking to Lucien.

Make cold compresses. Tomorrow you'll be back at work.

And now to you, my boy.

As you can see, I was expecting you.

So, what's up? Why did you call me here?

I thought you might be interested in Yannakos, the Greek.

He's coming to Paris today.

Is the man still hunting for diamonds?

I assume so. After all, it's his specialty.

When does he arrive?

Here, you bet on your favorite.

I'll hurry, 11:27 a.m., Orly.

- Oh, excuse me. - That's alright.

Follow that car in front of us.

- This Janakus has arrived. - I assume he's going somewhere to close a deal.

And I'd bet his business partner will be Gregori.

It may zigzag a bit at first, but he'll will lead us to it.

I'm expecting a call from Bertin. See you later.

Hold on tight, this time I really have a surprise for you.

Janakos is only here to rest.

He has taken up residence at the Bon Repos Sanatorium.

And where is this funny box?

In Hautuillers, near Mantle.

What should I do?

First, get back on the carpet.

Once you've done that, go to Provençal and order me a whisky.

I'll come right away.

"DETOUR"

...once you've done that, drive to Provençal and order me a whisky.

I'll come right away.

What is this Bon Repos? A clinic?

Oh no, it looks more like a luxury hotel where you go to calm your nerves.

But at least it is run by a doctor, a certain Mercier.

Do you know the man?

Yes, but unfortunately there is nothing against him.

Not even any minor offense.

And yet Jan Akos meets with our friend to negotiate about the diamonds.

Gregori must be at Bon Repos, where else?

Or he successfully led us by the nose.

I don't know. You look pretty worn out.

What? I look pretty worn out?

I look like the picture of blooming life. I'm in fantastic shape.

I'd rather believe that you had escaped the trap in The Gravedigger.

Ah, I understand. A cure at Bon Repos is what I'm missing.

A few loosening exercises.

- Yes, with all the trouble I have with you... - I will leave immediately.

You should definitely come to our party, sir.

No, I just brought a friend who is taking a break from eating at Bon Repos.

Well, if your friend needs some relaxation, he's come to the right place.

Sometimes the quiet here gets on your nerves.

One of the patients has fallen asleep, Madame.

Yes, the owner of Beaureport, my lord, was already over 80.

- She bequeaths all her property to Dr. Mercier. - The man is apparently a famous doctor.

In any case, he is a handsome man.

Unfortunately, he's a bit buttoned up.

Well, with the clientele he has, that's only natural... Artists, millionaires, movie stars.

Well, how was it?

Doctor Mercier was very charming, but it's still not that easy.

I saw Janakos with three lovely dolls.

There's only one excuse for the dolls... His nerves are shot.

So you fell for his trick too.

The venture ends in the village pond, and we have made a terrible fool of ourselves.

And I thought you were smarter than the others.

But you're just as stupid.

I'm hurt.

I'll make it right again, boss.

- I'm sure I'll find it... - I can only wish you the same.

Then we will take the bull by the horns.

We'll just visit Dr. Mercier.

They're not listening at all.

Excuse me very much, but I think I've made a conquest.

Ever since we sat here, she hasn't let me out of her sight.

You're a handsome boy, you seem to know what's good.

Sorry Casanova, but I think we're referring to me.

- Hello. - You are a sorceress, Mademoiselle.

I was just thinking of you and now you're sitting in front of me.

A fairy godmother.

You have to be lucky.

But explain to me how you got here.

Oh, there's not much to explain. I have things to do here.

I want to start my own business and am looking around here.

That's wonderful.

Do you believe in coincidence, Mademoiselle?

Yes, I guess I have to.

How else could we have met? Drink up.

We'll continue celebrating somewhere else.

Hello.

The young man at the next table would like the lady's bill.

But no, why?

He absolutely has to have her.

He needs it for his doctoral thesis.

Ah, please.

How nice that we met here.

Yes, I'm happy too, Jay.

You have to prove that to me first.

I have never believed in coincidence, and this time I was right.

I'll take it!

Let's see.

Last name - Lambert First name - Lisa Born - well, we'll politely skip that.

Profession, detective.

A little Matahari, huh?

Give it back to me immediately!

Who is the lucky employer?

The company that insured the diamonds.

What kind of diamonds?

The jewelry you stole with your friend Gregori.

Who is Gregori?

Just don't act so naive.

All of Paris is talking about it.

It will be hard to get rid of him again.

Better put in some effort.

We can share the bonus.

The police won't find out about it. Word of honor.

What do you think?

But if I promise you.

Always the same with women.

Wait, I can continue right away.

Jeff Gordon, FBI Agent.

An outrage! You lied to me, sir!

Tit for tat.

For me it's completely different.

Traitor, vile scoundrel, nasty spy!

Now, now, get back in.

What's that supposed to mean?

No!

How about a ceasefire?

To you, I'm just a decoy, a snooper, and I don't like that.

And I'm a nasty spy to you.

And I'll stick to that.

They're just angry because the reward is mine.

I don't care about the reward.

And I don't care about diamonds.

How about we team up?

That's what comes out of it.

A beautiful couple.

Come on, get in.

You shall have your diamonds.

But to do that we have to gain access to the Bon Repos.

They do everything I say and don't ask stupid questions.

Okay, agreed.

The day before yesterday your grandmother died.

Poor Mademoiselle Omar.

Too bad she didn't include you in her will.

Now you can pull out all the stops with your acting talent, my sweetheart.

If I understand you correctly, Mademoiselle Lambert, you claim

to the legacy of Mademoiselle L'Aumoire, the late owner of Bon Repos.

Yes, I am legally entitled to this inheritance.

Great, would you please explain this to me.

Grandmother confided the following to me.

As a girl, she had a relationship with a young man, an officer.

That was in the year, um, well, that was around 1900... 1913.

And the fruit of this secret heart bond was a child.

And this child was my father.

And this man, uh, the seducer...?

He died a heroic death fighting on the front.

But this was after, he had secretly led Grandmother to the altar.

Here are the documents.

What happened in 1913, if only I could remember?

That damned dragoon lieutenant!

I knew it!

Excuse the strong reaction, mademoiselle.

But in those years, Mathilde was everything to me.

You really look like her.

Oh,

Poor grandma.

Just look.

Thank you.

These documents seem convincing.

Well, if that is the case, Mademoiselle Lambert...

If you are the legitimate heir, I would advise you to contest the will.

Without doubt.

Indeed, you are a forced heir.

Your claim is at least on an equal footing with the current heir Dr. Mercier.

It's quite clear, you own half of the possessions of your grandmother my dear.

Of course, but this man, this doctor, what's his name...?

- Mercier. - Mercier.

Yes.

Couldn't I challenge the...?

No, no, Dr. Mercier is a man of honor.

Ah, how lovely, thank you very much, sir.

A dragoon lieutenant.

Hey, maybe that man would be a general today.

I was worried... the way he eyed the documents.

There's no danger.

The police have excellent forgers.

Now let's go to the Bon Repos.

"THE GOOD REST - Cures & Relaxes."

This is really a lovely story.

During the three years I worked for Mrs. Lormoy,

I never imagined she could have aroused such passions.

In any case... I am delighted with this unexpected lineage.

And it's my pleasure... to ask you to make yourself at home here.

Oh, very kind of you. Especially as there were no rooms in the hotel.

I'll fix it.

I hope Monsieur, if you are brave enough...

we have to put you in the deceased's room.

Oh, I'm looking forward to it.

- You get the room next door. - Ah, how kind of you.

If you'll allow me, I'll take a moment to freshen up a bit.

You'll have a good rest here, just peace and quiet.

Perfect.

We live here like on another planet. No newspapers, phone, nor TV.

But a drink or two? One should be able to raise one once in a while.

Except against medical advice.

Ah, may I introduce you to one of my patients?

Mr. Edmond.

Hemiplegia.

What a pity for the man, a brilliant mind.

And the female miracle of nature?

Suffers from melancholia.

Oh, there must be a way to remedy that.

Come, I'll take you to your room.

Yes, my dear friend, I love horses.

They remind me of my third husband, he excelled with the whip.

Do you also have a hobby?

Many, Madame.

But what I love most is my yacht.

My "Agamemnon"... 200 tonnes.

You surprise me, sir.

You must be fabulously rich.

Let's not exaggerate... I'm just very rich.

Does the gentleman ride a horse?

A little bit, yes. I used to be a cowboy.

- Barbara. - Jeff Gordon.

May I introduce Mr. Janakos. He's an amateur.

- Yes. - You can see it.

Barbara, my dear friend.

I'm sorry to have to leave you, but they're waiting for me.

But I leave you in good company.

Nice. A man of the world. You have a soft spot for him?

Oh no, he courts everyone. He's incredibly wealthy.

Here's our long-distance track.

Oh, there's something for everyone here.

And tennis is played here.

Is that young woman sick?

She doesn't seem very depressed.

A married woman. Suffers from excessive self-confidence.

She is here for psychoanalysis.

If I'm not mistaken, that girl is a nymphomaniac.

Oh no.

They share the same room. Isn't that scandalous?

But why? a PARALYSED man.

But that makes it potentially more interesting.

What's that? Almost looks like a prison.

Something like that.

Sometimes I have a difficult patient.

We'll have to lock them up here so the others aren't disturbed.

You immediately make me curious. Can we take a look?

- If you like. - Yes, please.

That lady there, she really doesn't look very sick.

Yes, appearances are deceiving.

Our film star Martin Marçal.

Shee suffers from nervous depression. Sleeps all day.

And at night?

Oh, I thought you were engaged. Was I wrong?

I have to change for dinner.

And I will take extra care with it today.

Okay, let's go back. Tonight, we'll dress up for the newcomers.

And you can wear your nice tie.

Enter.

How timely Miss. Would you like a little scotch?

No, thanks very much. I thought dinner would never end.

And that Yanakos, who was courting me... I could have shot that guy to the moon.

No. Keep an eye on him, it's part of your job.

- I'll take care of the others. - I'd rather keep an eye on the doctor!

Can't this be changed? He's a real seductive man.

- Did you sniff out the entire place? - Yes, every corner...

...from the basement to the attic.

If I can assure you of one thing, it's that Gregory isn't here.

He'll arrive soon. Janakos is waiting for you.

Don't lose patience, Jerry... The lady has done her job well.

She deserves a reward.

The insurance company's reward is enough for me.

Rest easy, sir.

How do you expect me to sleep?

At least say goodnight to me.

So good night from me.

Is that all?

Jeff, every collaboration is an agreement based on trust.

Both partners have to stick to it and that's it.

Excuse me, I think one of us has the wrong room.

Thank you, Santa Claus.

Do you mind if I lie down?

I know we haven't been introduced, but...

A sleep walker.

The only time a woman comes to my bed alone... and it's because she's asleep.

But. I'm a gentleman.

Snake!!!

A snake!

Snake!

- Careful! A snake! - Don't shout.

The poor little thing, she'll be happy if you don't do anything.

No need to scare them. A harmless species that got lost.

Jeff... My nerves got the better of me, what a fool.

It's okay, my little scaredy-cat.

Hug me Jeff, hug me tight.

You could stay with me. Remember that good cooperation is based on trust.

If you feel lonely in your bed, dream of diamonds and insurance rewards.

So, Mademoiselle, now back to our thing.

Hello.

Here's to both of us.

Shall we have a race?

You'd always be a chest length ahead of me.

By the way, do you accidentally sleep in other people's beds often?

- Did I do something bad? - No no no... me neither.

Jeff! Come with me?

Right, just a minute.

I like punctuality. My 2nd husband was a Swiss watch manufacturer... Come on.

The lady ordered me to saddle you this one, but he is not tame.

I love danger.

Let's see how that goes.

- Hello. - Good morning.

What are you doing here?

- Oh, I'm just preparing my escape. - Well, the escape will have to wait.

But you're old Sam. So you're a plumber now?

No, I have a message for Gregori. Is he here?

No. And even if he were, I wouldn't tell you.

Professional secrecy, does it sound familiar?

As in my profession, but with you, I have no secrets.

I'll give you some free advice, or at least, on credit.

If you don't want trouble, get rid of Gordon.

- I don't understand. - It's very simple.

Anyway, Gordon's after Gregori because he didn't pay him off.

That's why Gordon is here. Gordon is a murderer, be careful.

All this doesn't make sense. I'm wise enough to manage on my own.

Please let the plumber out.

Thanks, and please send me the invoice for your "services".

Help! Help! ...Let me go.

Help!

Let me go!

Let's get him!

Back up to fight him Link!

- That guy is tough. - Let's soften him up.

I hate brutality.

- That's a shame. - You probably want to leave.

It's finished.

Hey!

Remember, don't attack defenseless women, it's not nice.

Thank you, Tarzan.

It's my protective side. Who were those two jokers?

I have no idea, I'm a stranger in the area. I don't know what they wanted from me.

Probably thought you were Little Red Riding Hood.

And wanted to try your fine things.

- Oh, I have to introduce myself, Claudine. - Jeff.

I'm in the chalet next door. My parents have rented it.

I live in Bon Repos. Come on over sometime...

- ...we can get to know each other. - Okay.

- And bring your swimsuit. - With pleasure.

It took me years to make something out of this place.

I don't want to bring in the police because of this Jeff Gordon. A scoundrel of the worst kind.

- Our clientele... - Our clientele is what it is.

All the more reason to avoid problems.

- No settling of scores here. - Exactly.

We are playing the role of sick people and we must act accordingly.

But what about Janakos?

I can't believe he's here, but I couldn't say no to Gregori.

I don't know what they're up to, nor do I want to know.

Ah, it's a wonderful morning, mon chéri.

Our friend Jeff Gordon is a great rider and a perfect gentleman.

- We're talking about serious things right now. - Is there any trouble?

- Our friend Jeff Gordon. - Is he police?

One moment a gentleman, the next a cop.

Leave us alone, Barbara, I'll explain later.

I'm very sorry, Doctor.

I'm disturbing you in the middle of the consultation.

Not at all, we'd just finished. What can I do for you?

My wrist hurts a little. An accident at work.

- Ah, of course, I almost forgot. You're organizing a boxing matches. - Exactly.

I'll put it back in place for you, only takes a moment.

Oh, pardon.

It was a simple reflex movement.

You need to take care of your nerves. Then things like that won't happen.

It suits me perfectly, I'll be here for a while.

- He had no mercy on us. - What a left hook.

That's what you're paid for, isn't it?

- It's your turn, boss. - Well, what is it?

I'm going to see him tomorrow.

- Did he believe it? - Absolutely.

Tomorrow he will be in love with me...

and the day after tomorrow I'll run away with him and the diamonds.

Yes, I know gangsters. They are all just muscles.

Bertin, find out about a certain Claudine. She's blonde.

She lives in the Las Glicinas chalet, next to Bon Repos.

The bitch is too pretty to be innocent.

Yes, yes, goodbye.

- A big celebration tomorrow. - What kind?

San Marcial, the regional festival.

Parade with music, funfair, fireworks, fanfares.

And when the band is finished here, send them over to Bon Repos they'll like it.

I think that's a wonderful idea.

Mr. Smith is here, I've given him number 14.

Okay, I'll see him later. So we'll change our plan.

Prepare Gregori for surgery. Smith's turn tomorrow.

- And what will happen to Gordon? - Unfortunately, we'll postpone that too.

- Nothing can get in our way, make sure of that. - Yes, Chief.

You are such a great man!

At first, of course, you overwhelmed me by your appearance!

At first, it is surprising, of course.

My bottle.

What are you doing here? We've been looking for you.

Can't I have a drink with a good friend.

My mother always said, once you're married, that's it.

And we need to have another drink.

No, no, no, no. Your going to bed without complaint.

Can't we go dancing?

Now you're confusing your feet.

You have no sense of humor at all, you old spoilsport, yuck.

Would you like to see my satin dress?

No, no, no, tomorrow morning.

Oh no, not tomorrow morning, I won't be wearing an evening dress then.

Now it's time to sleep.

Oh, where is my evening dress? But this is an evening dress.

That's not possible, Jeff.

This is the last one.

Let's go.

Sleep well in your evening dress.

- Who is it? - I'm just passing through.

- I thought you were the man without a face. - Who?

He arrived earlier, head wrapped in gauze bandages, with dark sunglasses.

- Where is he now? - In the last room on this hallway.

- Where are you going? - To visit your invisible man,

Good luck tonight.

Finally, I've been waiting for so long.

- Who is it? - Doctor Mercier.

What is it? Come on, don't be shy.

Your very kind, but no.

You don't have to explain anything. It is not necessary.

I understood it from day one. Your eyes told me.

- Darling, I could read the hour of our rendezvous from your eyes. - How nice.

- Oh, you are strong. You remind me of my last husband. - Oh, you've had several?

- What do you have in your pocket? - Never go to a rendezvous without a tonic.

Take a sip.

Tell me Madame, that balcony there, does it lead to the next room?

I think so. Why do you ask?

Oh, no reason really.

The chicken coop doesn't close properly, I'll have to report it.

Dear Gregori, in an hour it will be over.

- Wonderful. Thank you very much. - Anaesthetic.

What now, a beast?

Lisa.

Lisa!

Oh my god, I have a headache.

You were anesthetized last night.

- Me? Why? - I'll explain later.

They got lucky... I went swimming last night.

Yanakos, Gregori had surgery just 5 hours ago. He can't possibly speak now.

No excuses! When will he be ready?

I think tomorrow and then you'd better leave.

Is your fiancé coming for breakfast?

I don't know. Maybe he's still recovering from his accident.

What kind of fairy tales are you telling? I'm in great shape. Thanks for your help, Doctor.

You gave us quite a fright.

I don't know what happened.

Your nerves simply failed you. A moment of acute depression, typical of a cyclothymic.

Is that bad?

That's what it could be. Be careful. A new crisis could be fatal.

What do you recommend?

Absolute peace. Try to switch off completely.

Don't dwell on problems. They are particularly dangerous.

- Yes. - Good morning everyone.

The air is a little cool this morning, don't you think?

A pleasant surprise for you, blonde for a change.

Good day.

- This fiancé is quite sociable, huh? - Yes, that's right.

- Let's agree that this young lady is charming. - Depends how you look at it.

What do you feel like doing? Swimming pool, tennis court, horse riding?

Sunbathing. Didn't you tell me to bring a swimsuit?

In any case, I obeyed the order.

Once again, I had the right instinct.

I've dreamed of spending my life with an adventurer. With a man who is dangerous.

That could be my profile.

He must be terribly rich & give me everything: Cars, fur coats, and above all, jewelry.

Oh, I'd do anything stupid for a few diamonds.

At the festival tomorrow, I'll bribe the raffle man and win you a ring...

But only if you're really nice to me.

Hopefully that was nice enough.

I know a thing or two about kissing.

It's saved my life many times.

Oh, a wasp. Be careful, they're dangerous.

I warn you, I get terribly jealous.

Who are those women?

They're all a little crazy under there scalp.

A bed of roses.

Morgensan, what are you doing here?

Good question... I was meditating.

Studied the church windows with those, right?

We're looking forward to you visiting us.

They're having fun.

Yes, it seems so.

- I wouldn't take it so much to heart. - You don't know what I've been through.

Tell me what's bothering you? A doctor is like a confidant.

Jeff is making fun of me. He lied to me.

- I'm afraid of him. - Why?

I don't know what to do. Jeff is a gangster.

- He was involved in the diamond theft at Place Vendôme. - Are you sure you know that?

Read for yourself.

"The boss fled with his accomplice."

The accomplice was Jeff.

You've known for a while?

Yes, sir.

I loved him.

He promised he would change his life.

- A woman in love always waits. - But a jealous woman forgives nothing.

I see no way out.

- I have to report to the police. - But yes, of course.

You are right. But we have to avoid a scandal. You can't be dragged into this.

My name can't be mentioned either. I have a better idea.

Don't torture yourself any longer. I'll take care of it for you.

Oh, doctor. You're very kind.

But be careful, Jeff is capable of anything.

I'll deal with him.

Just leave. This is my business..

Hold on a tick. Gregori still owes me the rent for 2 days at my hunting lodge.

I can be useful to you.

Don't make a fool of yourself. Leave.

Why don't you hire me? You're outnumbered, & I'm a good man.

Not now, maybe later. First I need to know where Gregori is.

I can tell you that. He's at Le Bon Repos.

- Is that true? - Where else?

For a lot of money you can get a new nose from Mercier.

- See you in the morning. - I won't mind.

- They've called for your car Sir. - But I'm not leaving.

Yes, that's what you wanted, and immediately.

I know who you are & why you're here. Lisa told me everything.

Can you be a little more explicit?

I'll give you 5 minutes to clear out. If you're still here, I'll call the police.

- Fine by me. - There's your car.

This is all your fault, Mercier. But we'll see each other again.

On a dissection table, probably.

May lightning strike you, a long way from here.

In 5 minutes this place will be very harmful to you.

Thank you for your care. My hand doesn't hurt anymore.

I didn't think I'd have to take a whack just to get rid of him.

Now to take care of the heiress.

Liza, where are you going?

I'm leaving, I can't stay. I need to be alone.

You'd better stay here. That ruffian will be waiting for you.

No, I've already thought about it.

You've lost your nerve, Lisa. Let's calmly consider what to do.

What about Gregori and the diamonds? Don't you care about them?

That was just a means to an end. We hoped he would escape.

He did exactly what I predicted... he got a new nose.

Oh, so that was the angle.

A clinic where tough guys have have their faces changed, like dirty laundry.

I've been after Mercier for over 2 years.

We'll be able to breathe now in the FBI.

Finally, it's over. Come on, let's go to Bon Repos.

Wait a minute, it's not that simple... Mercier has hostages.

Did you forget Lisa and the normal crazy people? We must protect them.

- But we're losing time. - It's more important we arrive at the right time.

- Let's be careful. - So that's how it's done.

- Unfortunately, you are too curious, miss. - We don't like nosy people.

Your friend Jeff won't bother us anymore. He ran away.

Everything's in order, reinforcements here at 5pm. The streets are closed off.

All right. Hide my car, and don't forget the sign.

Don't worry, the can of food is loud enough.

Who's there?

Doctor Mercier.

I'm coming.

Can't I sleep for another hour?

But of course, you even get a sleeping pill.

Well, Billy the 'Widow' Terror! the world really is a village.

Wanted to enhance your beauty a bit? Worried we'd still find you?

Prepare the room, we will operate on Mr. Smith at 5PM.

Have Gregori taken away.

Not yet, he'll go to Smith's room.

With their dressings, they're easily interchangeable.

- And the girl? - We'll decide later.

How about you leave her to me?

Edmond, you won't get anywhere with that one.

You're my doctor, you can't tell me things like that.

Good morning Mr. Smith, take this medicine, I'll come get you in 20 minutes.

You hear that? They're going to be surprised when they unpack me.

All jokes aside.

Mr. Smith, we're ready. I'll take you over, please follow me.

- To the ends of the earth. - No... to the end of the park.

Down here.

What do you want with the can?

Keep the garden tidy, that's what I learned in Boy Scouts.

Good morning

Please take a seat, sir.

May I introduce you to my employees?

Mademoiselle Melanie our theatre nurse, and Barbara, my wife.

Mr. Smith has some trouble with his country's legal system.

We're helping him get a new face and different fingerprints.

You guarantee the success of the operation?

Of course. Check out the references.

Mr. Giuliani.

Jack Harrison, Babyface Lebrun.

Every face always begins with the nose.

Choose the new shape yourself.

- I rely entirely on you. - Oh, thanks very much.

I congratulate you on your unique company.

Oh, the idea wasn't mine. The clinic was founded by Mademoiselle Lormois.

She wanted to dedicate herself to fugitives from justice.

We had the pain of losing her unfortunately, a few days ago.

The gangster!

Are you happy to see me again?

Hands up.

First something funny. I'm Jeff Gordon, FBI agent...

And now for the serious part...

Where did you hide my friend Gregori? I'd like to surprise him too.

He is in the next room. But you won't be able to get there for a while...

- Bring me the girl & let's get this over with. - Yes chief.

We made a nice catch... looks like he's a cop.

What?

- A wolf in the stable can't eat all the sheep. - Especially when he's tied up.

So let's not panic, we can still do it, if we hurry.

Don't be afraid, I'm here.

That's what worries me.

- Your boyfriend is a joker. - Yes, I'm the life of the party.

I could easily kill you both, but I won't.

- You are very kind, doctor. - I just don't want any complications.

We'll perform a minor operation on them. A simple lobotomy, it won't hurt.

This alters their memory.

And they won't recall these events at Bon Repos.

Of course, there is one risk... Insanity.

But we have very comfortable institutions today... Chloroform please.

How about a deal? Gregori, the man you operated on, has a fortune in diamonds.

Diamond jewelry worth a million. Take it and let us go.

Morning, are you looking for something?

Can I help you?

Ah my friend, delighted to assist.

Let's go.

There'a an armed gang out there. Come quickly!

Damn it, come on!

Mercier!!

We don't want a bloodbath!

We just want Gregori! Bring him out and we'll go!

I'll make them reconsider.

The pig's fighting back.

- What should we do now? - Plan B.

- Let's go. - We're still tied up!

I want to know where Bertin, that donkey, is.

Hey, hey, careful!

I love you most when you sleep.

- Wait for me here. - But I...

I'll say no thanks, just let me tidy up a bit.

Push the magazine in... like so. How can you be so clumsy?

It reminds her of her first husband.

Watch out! Take cover!

Do your thing outside, naughty girl.

Every man for himself.

Jojo.

Jojo!

One, two... that went faster than I thought.

Thank you very much.

They're up there. Very nasty.

You disappoint me more and more, Lucien,

- In summer, I prefer to wear a bun. - It depends viewpoint.

- Yes, of course. - Short hair is often overlooked.

- Help! - You disappoint me too much!

I'll help with that. We are decent people.

Oh Pardon, that wasn't intentional. And I don't want that.

Ah, that guy

Feeling caged in?

Save me from the big bad wolf, you're crushing me!

Here.

Thank you thank you.

Hello, Taxi.

My God, what's happening?

Your boss's been prescribed a therapeutic bath.

And you need a little cheering up.

I'll get you the oxygen machine.

Everything's fine, you can leave now, but I still have to see someone.

- Who are you? - An old friend.

- You must be mistaken. - It is possible, but I'll take the risk.

Johann, take care of the gentleman, he will get a single room.

You still look similar, you don't convince me with the new snorkel.

- Jeff, where are the diamonds? - Look inside the boat.

Oh darling, I was so scared for you.

Hey, what are you doing? He's my fiancé, you're shameless!

That was a one-time thing, now he's with me.

- Jeff, say something for God's sake. - Please.

- Be careful what you say. - My nose!

Loose foreigners!

Hold her, you!

You whore, you!

"Private Hunting Ground."

In love, to win, you have to flee.

That's my next movie.

Goodbye, friends. See you soon.