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Hi.

Hey. What's up?

Chilling.

Chilling? Yeah, what are you doing?

Okay.

Nothing. I was just sitting here.

Were you just sitting there?

Yeah.

What's going on?

Why did you just walk in here?

I mean, really?

What?

You're not gonna... You don't have anything to tell me?

What, do you think I forgot?

Kind of seems like it.

No, I didn't forget.

I know it's your birthday.

Are you sure?

Yeah. It didn't seem like it until I just brought it up.

No, I did. Of course I remember it was your birthday. I just didn't say

anything.

Do you want proof?

I mean...

You have proof to show me?

Sure. Yeah, I do. I have a gift.

You have a gift for me?

Yes, I do. I actually spent a lot of time on it. Or, like, picking it out.

Oh, really?

Who helped you? Who helped you with it?

No one helped me. I literally picked it out on my own.

On your own?

I was going to wait until later, but I can give it to you now.

Do you want it now? You picked it on your own. Kind of.

It's kind of exciting. I want to know what you got me.

Okay, I was going to wait until, like, dinner tonight, but I can give it to you

now. I'm kind of impatient.

Actually, I want to give it to you now anyway, because I might be kind of

embarrassed to give it to you in front of everybody.

Okay.

Okay. Sure.

But don't get mad, though. Like, I actually, like... Why would I be mad?

I don't know. I feel like you might get mad.

Okay. I don't think so. Just show me.

Okay. I'm going to grab it.

Okay.

Christmas still?

What? I was just reusing... Where'd you find this bag?

I found it in the garage, you know? I just didn't want to use it. I don't

know. Mom's all about recycling, so... Ignore the bag. Ignore the bag. Okay,

okay. Okay.

Alright, okay. It's not about the bag.

But, okay.

What's this?

I didn't expect this, and I kind of see why you thought I would be mad, but...

What?

Okay, don't, it's not weird, okay? I didn't know what to do. It's so pretty!

Really? I love it!

Stop! You picked this?

Yeah, is it good?

It's so good.

Yeah. It's really pretty.

Okay, oh my god, I was like actually kind of, I thought maybe it was weird,

but like... I mean, trust me.

No girl, no stepsister.

It sucks to kind of get this from their stepbro, but... Yeah, I wouldn't get...

If you were, like, my real sister, I would not value that. But, like, I feel

like our relationship's a little bit different, so... Yeah.

I mean, it's, you know, it's some... Not what I expected, but...

Do you want to know how I figured it out? How they get, like... How she

picked it out?

How?

I... Okay, you can't be mad about this either.

Okay. I found your Pinterest.

Oh, you're doing a little snooping, huh?

Oh, okay. Yeah, but I didn't know what to get you. Like, I feel like you're so

particular about things.

And, um... Yeah, yeah.

The only thing on your Pinterest is fucking laundry and, like, wedding rings

and, like... It's kind of true. It's kind of true.

So... You're right. I mean... And I found that exact one. Like, I literally

found that exact one.

You get props for that.

You get points.

Well, I mean... Did you want it to just sit in the bag, or did you want me to,

like, try it on for you?

Um... Try it on for me? I mean... Yeah, why not?

Um... I mean, you don't have to. I just thought it would be nice and you can do

whatever you want with it, but... No,

I feel like I should put it on.

No? You don't want to see me in it?

Okay. You're lost.

No, fine. I'll just... I do want to see you in it.

Yeah. But that's not why I got it for you. Like, I promise.

Okay. I'm just trying to be like a good separate and give you something nice.

It was very nice. I mean, honestly, you know, how

we are, we kind of like kind of bigger stuff.

You know, this meant a lot. It was actually really, really kind of sweet

of you.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Really sweet, actually.

Oh, my God. Well, I'm glad.

You got me a pretty cool gift last time, so I felt my need to see it.

True.

So... Want me to try it on for you?

Yeah, you can... I'm just going to try it on here.

I could hide a little in the corner.

No, it's fine.

No, I mean, I don't care.

I feel like I've seen you naked before.

Probably, like...

through passing and stuff.

Let me cut this last little taggy off, though, just so we can... Okay.

Yeah, so it looks really cute.

All right.

Yeah, I conveniently have scissors over there for this exact reason.

You were very prepared.

I was doing arts and crafts.

Oh, yeah?

A little artsy? No, I had to cut the little, like, stuffing.

The what? The stuffing in the bag.

Oh. It was too big.

It was too big? Yeah, it had Christmas shit on it. I cut off the Christmas

shit.

Yeah, it's not Christmas anymore. It's a different occasion.

Am I making you uncomfortable?

No, not really.

I mean, I am kind of excited. You did this.

That I get, like, I'm really scared about you, like, I think you're the

right size.

Well, let's see.

Have you ever seen my boobs before?

I mean, yeah, but I've never, like, deliberately looked at them.

Yeah,

they're honestly really nice.

That's Lisa.

Do you like it?

You think you did good?

I haven't seen myself do it.

I mean, from what I can tell, it looks really good.

Oh, I know.

A little tease.

Yeah, it actually looks really fucking hot.

You like it?

Yeah.

Did you just say I look hot?

What was I supposed to say? I mean, what if I said you look cool?

You're right, you're right.

Hot's the better answer.

Ooh, you got the garter and everything?

Yeah, I got the whole set.

It's so stupid that they sell them, like, all separately.

Just being a woman, I guess, you know? Yeah, I literally brought it and they

were like, oh no, it's actually fucking three times more than it's supposed to

be.

Don't tell anyone I got you this, by the way.

I feel like it's kind of weird.

Yeah, no, I'll leave out to Mom that you got me this.

Don't worry.

safe with me.

Well?

What do you think?

Um,

yeah.

Do you think this is a good or should I put on the whole thing?

It's up to you.

Fuck, I feel speechless. I don't know.

It looks really good. I'm feeling weird emotions.

Well, while you were picking it out, I'm sure you maybe

had a couple thoughts.

Well, what would happen if I tried it on for you?

No.

Not to this extent. I thought maybe I could see you in it, but... I didn't

think I'd get a full show.

Well, here we are, right?

It's my birthday. I'm in a good mood today.

That's good.

Yeah.

And then you got me the stockings, too.

But I don't know if we should do all that, should we?

I mean, yeah, you can say, yeah, I think, save those for a special

occasion. Yeah.

This looks great.

Okay.

But yeah, this was what would go on with the taste, so we can take this

off. I don't even know what that was.

You didn't know what that was? No.

The lady at the store was like, who's the lucky lady?

And I was like, oh, my sister.

Did you say that? Yes.

I didn't know what I thought.

I think I

look

super pretty for my birthday now since she got me in this cute...

I'm glad you like it.

I actually do.

I thought you were going to get me like a video game or something.

I don't know. No, no, no.

I'm not that stupid.

Alright, you're pretty sore.

Oh, God.

I know you've always thought about it.

No. About what?

About maybe us, you know, doing stuff

together.

I mean, have you thought about that?

I mean, a little bit, yeah. Of course.

Like, you're pretty hot.

I'm a hot stuff bro.

Oh, my God. You think so?

Mm-hmm.

It's kind of a weird situation to be in, like, being so close to you and

obviously not wanting to fuck anything up at the family, but... I know.

But, you know, it's... I don't think it's going to fuck anything up. No one's

going to know.

I mean, I don't want to fuck anything up either, but...

We'll make sure nothing happens.

We'll make it a little bit more fun living together, right?

Sneak off and have fun together.

Be our little secret.

I'm always wanting to feel it.

Don't know if I can't notice.

Thank you.

Showing you all my tricks.

Occasionally. Holy shit.

That one time when you were watching a movie and you

grabbed my dick.

Did you mean to do that?

I thought you noticed.

I didn't mean to do that. Oh, fuck.

I thought maybe it was an accident, but I can't stop thinking about it.

That was kind of the point.

Shit.

See how you can do this on us.

Oh,

how sloppy you are.

I have a feeling how hard

you are.

Mmm.

I didn't mean to look a little bit.

Fucking good. God.

You fucking like this every day.

Every fucking day.

Oh, good. Yes, we'll be

back. Yes.

What are you saying?

What?

It's like the icing on the cake for my birthday.

Oh my God.

That's so hot.

So fucking hot.

Jesus. I kind of love doing that with you.

Oh my God.

Now you have to have normal at your party.

Yeah. It's going to be kind of hard, but I feel so good now.