Original subtitles

[bright music]

- [Narrator] Once upon a time--

- [Narrator 2] No, no, it wasn't once upon a time.

This story takes place in the Middle Ages, that's all.

- [Narrator] Oh, well.

So this story takes place in the Middle Ages.

That day, there was a great festival

going on in the King's country.

[bright music]

[people chattering]

- The tournament.

The tournament's starting.

- Certainly, we mustn't miss that.

[knights crashing] [crowd cheering]

- Hurray, hurray, I've won, I've won! [laughing]

But you, sire, you have lost your bet, huh?

You have lost, sire.

- Huh?

Hm.

- [William] Thank you, Your Majesty.

[bright music]

- Ah, there's John.

He's the one who will be carrying

my colors in the next joust.

- And who will this young boy have to face?

- John?

He's got to fight the formidable black knight.

Ha, ha, here he comes.

- Sire, would you consent to bet with me?

I'd like to put 10 crowns on the black knight.

- Hm?

Agreed, agreed.

[black knight laughs]

[bright music]

[crowd murmuring]

[metal crashing] [crowd cheering]

- What happened?

Where am I?

- Hurray!

We've got him, John, we've got him.

Well done, victory!

Hip, hip, hurray!

Go to it, kid.

Yippee, yippee, yippee--

- Now tell me, sire, uh, who is this,

ah, yes, of course, excuse me.

But who is this funny little man?

- William, eh.

Yes, he is a funny, little man, hey?

For example, he thinks that he's, um,

that he's a musician, and...

Oh no!

And what's more, he sings.

- Noble lords and gentle ladies, hark

to the moving and triumphal ballad

which celebrates the win of my friend, the gallant John.

[clearing throat]

[bright music]

♪ Now you must all believe

♪ With a crash and a bang and a fall, ree ♪

♪ Now you must all believe

♪ That into battle went John, that into battle ♪

♪ With John, you really can get hurt with a crash ♪

♪ And a bang and a fall, ree

♪ You really can get hurt if

♪ You fight the old quintain

♪ If you fight in the old quintain ♪

♪ With colors flying proud

♪ With a crash and a bang and a fall ♪

♪ With colors flying--

[rumbling]

[dog howling]

[horse whinnying]

[dramatic music]

[thunder rumbling]

♪ To fight the great black knight ♪

♪ John beat the great black knight ♪

♪ If this ode has brought you joy ♪

♪ With a crash and a bang and a fall, ree ♪

♪ If this ode has brought you joy ♪

♪ I'll sing it all over again

♪ I'll sing it all over again

Ah.

[bright music]

[light music]

[king snoring]

- Sire, sire, they tell me a merchant

has arrived at the castle.

Do you wish to see him?

- What, a merchant?

Ah, yes, yes.

Wait for me.

Uh, I'm coming.

- No, no, no.

It's Master William that I want to see.

I have a few little things here that

will interest him very, very, very much.

- They tell me that you've got

something to sell to William.

- Yes, sire.

That is correct, sire, to William.

- Very good.

Go and get him, at once.

- Right away, sir.

- Well, what on earth is this?

Can you eat it?

- [laughing] No.

It would give you indigestion.

[laughing] But wait, I'll show you.

You won't believe your eyes when you

behold these precious wonders.

But I shan't keep you on tender hooks a moment longer.

Let's cut the chatter, the prattle, and the tittle tattle.

Would you believe it possible,

look at these splendid objects,

sacrificed the prices.

My price is cheaper than any competitor.

Take this, for example, it's a harp from Ireland

whose sound box is in cedar wood.

Oh, but just listen to this melodious cords.

[discordant music]

And music by a most beautiful example,

with such a pleasant sound.

Mmm, superb.

[harsh chord]

And this lute, which sing like an angel.

[discordant note]

And that, that, I've forgotten what you call it.

[harsh honking]

But it sure make a lot of noise, yes?

I also got a, a hurdy-gurdy,

uh, a triangle, and a, uh, a flute.

- Ah, you wretch!

- You fool.

- Don't you realize it's too much like--

[shouts overlapping]

- On the cart. - Get out!

- Get going, move.

- If I see you again, I'll kill you.

If ever you're fool enough to come back

with your filthy rubbish, I'll have you strung up!

[cart rattling]

[dramatic music]

- Phew, we had a narrow escape.

- I understand the merchant wants to see me.

But where is this merchant?

- Well, uh, that is, uh--

- Exactly.

I think he wanted to compliment

you on your, uh, musical gifts.

That as he was in a great hurry,

unfortunately he had to go.

And that's it, he's gone.

- Ah, pity, well, a pity for him, that's for sure.

I would have played him my new ode.

I performed it last night, remember?

And guess why it was so melodious?

- Um, uh--

- Because I attached new strings to my instrument.

[laughing] And you, sire, what

do you think of, oh, sire.

You have slipped.

Have you hurt yourself?

- No, no, no.

- Wait, sire, I'll help you up.

- Go away and leave me alone.

I don't want to get up.

I'm very well as I am.

- But sire, you're not really

gonna stay there, are you?

On the floor?

- And tell me why not.

Why, it's very, very comfortable on the ground.

Yes, I tell you, very comfortable.

I even think I'm going to have a little snooze.

William, go and fetch me a royal cushion for my royal head.

- Immediately, sire.

- No, no, John, not you.

I said William.

William, you go.

- Me?

But why me?

- Because I say so.

Go on, be quick, hurry up, William.

Phew, he's gone.

Quick, help me to get up.

- You don't want to sleep anymore?

- Don't talk stupid.

[groans] Does one usually sleep on the floor?

- Yes, a little while ago, you said you wanted to--

- Yes, but that was a little while ago, not now.

William was here.

Hm, just look at what I was lying on.

- [John] A flute.

- It must have fallen off

that wretched merchant's car.

We must destroy it.

Come, come, there's still a fire in my room.

Let's make use of it.

And what's more, this flute

is not very well made.

Have you seen it?

It's only got six holes.

And there it goes.

Good riddance.

- Sire, come here.

Come and see.

- Someone's making fun of me in this castle.

[both laughing]

[king coughing]

- The fire.

Quick, quick, get out, get out.

- Ah, the king's room is on fire!

- A fire in the king's room?

Hold on, sire, I'm coming!

[dramatic music]

- Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

But this is a jug of wine.

[bright music]

Not much for the fire.

[fire sizzling]

[king coughing]

- Feeling better, Your Majesty?

- It is done, sire.

The fire is out.

- Ah, very good, very good.

- Yippee!

John, just look what I have found in the ashes, a flute.

- Not the flute.

- Yes, it's a flute.

But it isn't a flute like any other.

It's only got six holes.

Ah, how I'd like to know who the idiot was,

the vandal who threw it into the fire.

[king coughing]

Such a fine instrument.

[ash hissing] [bright flute music]

Oh, sorry, it must be dirty.

- William, William, hand me that flute immediately.

[William laughing]

It's no good.

- Are you sure it's the same

flute I threw in the fire?

- [William] Without any doubt.

- [King] How come this flute didn't burn?

- [John] I don't know.

- [King] But, but why is the flute green?

- [John] I don't know.

- I don't know either.

It's witch craft.

- I'm beginning to believe it.

- It's clean, hmm.

It looks fine.

I must play it.

[bright flute music]

Fantastic.

I really must let everyone

in the castle hear it.

[dramatic music] [bright flute music]

- And you slowly pour the fresh

cream, and then after that--

[guards shouting]

- Hey, hey, there's the chancellor.

Hello there, Mr. Chancellor.

Look, I have found a flute.

- No, no, no.

Have you really?

- Listen carefully.

I'm gonna play you a little tune.

- Oh, yes, but just a very short tune, then.

I'm in a very great hurry.

- OK.

[bright flute] - Oh!

Hey, ah, no, no, stop it!

- Look here, how dare you climb

around when I am playing?

- Oh, I can't understand it.

I couldn't help...

[panting] It's witchcraft.

- Witchcraft?

Oh, yes, witchcraft.

It's a stupid joke.

All right, Mr. Chancellor.

And yet it would be marvelous if...

[chuckling]

Oh, there's that old cat Lady Gripe.

Let's try it out.

Good day, Lady Gripe.

- Good day.

- I hear that you like dancing.

- Dancing?

Oh, I wouldn't do it for anything in the world.

- Really?

[bright flute music] [Gripe shouting]

Goodness me, it's true.

This flute really is magical.

Do you realize what that means, a magical flute?

[bright flute music]

- Oh, you rascal! [laughing]

Play to the king!

[William laughs]

[bright flute music]

[metal crashing]

[serious music]

- Left, right, left,

right, left, right, left--

[bright flute music]

[guards stammering]

[William laughs]

[soft music]

[bright flute music]

- Uh, uh, play a little louder.

I'm afraid I'm rather deaf.

[bright flute music]

- So I danced and danced

without being able to stop.

- You, Lade Gripe?

You actually danced?

- Yes, sire.

I danced.

- John! - Oh, there he is again.

- Hey John! - I'm off!

[Gripe laughing]

- [laughing] She's quite fast for her age.

- Sire, John, the flute, it's magical.

People begin to dance whenever I--

- Listen, William, your joking's gone on long enough.

- You don't believe me, eh?

All right, I'll show you.

- Oh, no, sire! [bright flute music]

What's happening?

William, stop.

Sire, make him stop!

- [laughing] Do you believe me now?

Admit that it really is fantastic, eh?

You can see how much I'm going to enjoy myself.

[chuckles]

- Left, right, left, right, left, right, halt.

Now!

Guards, seize that man.

- Who, me?

But why?

- Well, what's he done?

- Sire, this person has disturbed public order.

He has thrown discredit upon the entire army

by using a fiendish flute.

He must be thrown into prison.

- Oh, yes?

Well, come and get me.

Sire, John, plug up your ears.

[bright flute music]

[guards grunting]

Oh, what's the flute done?

- What has happened to them?

Are they dead?

- No, don't be alarmed, sire.

They simply fainted.

They seem worn out.

- Worn out?

Huh, but I only played a few notes.

- Yes, but with a magical flute.

- If I understand it correctly,

if you listen to this flute

for too long, you fall asleep.

- Hey, that's right, it's fantastic.

- No, this instrument is a terrible threat.

It must be destroyed.

William.

William, hand me that flute immediately.

[bright music]

[dog barking]

- I have many other things.

I've got a musical instrument.

I've got an interesting item here.

I've got here a selection without equal.

And what prices, what prices!

I defy all my competitors.

Here, look at this horn.

Just listen to its sweetness of tone.

[trumpet blasts]

- Yes.

But haven't you got anything smaller?

- Si, si, of course.

The flute.

Here, here you are.

I've got the very thing here, a flute,

which is, uh, uh, oh, well, no.

I have lost it!

Oh, it was a unique flute,

with just a small defect.

It only had six holes.

[dramatic music]

But I do have a very beautiful drum.

- [Offscreen Man] Hey there, landlord.

- OK, OK, I'm coming.

- You say you had a flute with six holes?

- Yes, yes, but I lost it.

Where was I this morning?

In the king's castle.

- In the king's castle?

- Yes, I'm sure of it.

But but I also got a horn and a very pretty drum, and also--

- [Black Knight] Landlord, have my horse saddled.

[dramatic music]

[crowd chattering]

[loud chewing]

[thoughtful music]

[bright music]

- Ah, it's the "Ballad of the Gentle Lady."

I'll join them.

♪ Gentle lady at your loom, here my tune, pity ♪

♪ Is for your love I swoon, except for June heartbeat ♪

♪ I can't stand the pain of this loving rain ♪

[indistinct]

♪ Gently lady here my sigh, I am nigh to thee ♪

♪ Is it that I

♪ Die, even though I try for thee ♪

[items clanging]

♪ Gentle lady with some ties

♪ Here my cries for thee

♪ I am hoping my love flies in the skies to thee ♪

♪ If you just will let me tell you how I love thee true ♪

♪ All these long years

♪ Through

[peacock squawking]

[William yelping]

♪ Put a stop to this despair, let me share with thee ♪

♪ Gentle lady at your loom, here my tune, pity ♪

♪ It is for

- Master William?

- That's me.

- My name is Oilycreep, Matthew Oilycreep.

I liked your singing just now very much.

- Ah.

- I'm told you play many instruments.

Very delightful.

- Oh, yes.

I've got a whole collection of them.

Would you like to see them?

- Oh, very much.

- Who is that man who is leaving with William?

- A traveler.

He asked if we could put him up, just for the night.

- Well, I can't say that I like the look of him.

- And I've also got some castanets

and a wonderful violin.

- Actually what I like is the flute.

- The flute!

Ah, I have one.

But it's not a flute like the others.

It's only got six holes.

- Really?

- And when I play it, everyone begins to dance.

- [laughing] Oh, no.

- Yes, yes.

Come and look at it.

It's in my room.

- [Offscreen Smurf 1] And what did Papa Smurf say?

- [Offscreen Smurf 2] He said we could

smurf it William's room.

It's here.

I can smurf it now.

Oh, smurf.

I can hear William smurfing.

Let's smurf away.

- Here we are.

Come in, you'll see.

[chuckles] Hey, here it is.

[tense music]

- [chuckles] And you say this

flute will set everyone dancing

who listens to it?

Come off it.

- It's true.

- Just you listen.

[bright flute music] [Oilycreep grunting]

- Stop it, stop it!

- Well, do you believe me now?

- It's really amazing.

[coughing] Would you allow me to play it for a little bit?

- Uh, it's just, uh, oh, OK.

But you must promise to stop the moment I ask you to.

- [snickers] It's a promise.

♪ Gentle lady at your loom, here my tune, pity ♪

♪ It is for your love I swoon

[clanging] [William grunting]

[William knocking]

[vase crashing]

- Oh, no.

When will William stop that row?

[muffled moans]

Master William, I would ask you not to, oh!

What's happened?

Wait, I'll untie your bonds.

There.

[pottery crashing] - Oh, my gosh.

- [William] Ruffian, thief, rascal,

hiller's bat, dirty swindler, knave,

bandit, laggard!

Where are you hiding, scoundrel?

Come here, you miserable brigand.

I'll teach you a lesson.

Ah, you've led me such a dance.

I'll make you dance too,

at the end of a rope.

You rascal, I'll cut you up with a slice--

[king grunting]

Sire, someone's stolen my flute.

- Oh, really?

- William, what's happening?

- This, this man, Oilycreep,

he's stolen my flute.

- Oh, that's not too serious.

- But yes, this is a magic flute.

- And those who hear it are overwhelmed.

- This Oilycreep is a thief.

- And he will surely use the flute to rob people.

- Oh, dear me.

But this is very, very serious.

We must find this Oilycreep.

What are you waiting for?

[hooves clopping]

[dramatic music]

[bright flute music]

[man moaning]

[bright flute tune]

[dramatic music] [coins clinking]

[bright flute tune]

[dramatic music]

[coins clinking]

[somber music]

[bright flute tune]

- We're there, John.

We've found him!

- 1,502, 1,503.

[dramatic music]

[chuckles] Oh, the thieves.

One thousand-- - There he is.

Bandit, swindler, robber.

Just you wait.

- John and William.

- [William] You're gonna pay for that, ha, ha!

My flute, give me back my flute.

[bright flute music]

- Oh, no, Oilycreep, you're a

thief and a swindler.

Let me get my hands on you.

[Oilycreep chuckles]

- Giddy up, move.

[dramatic music]

[goat slurping]

[body boinging]

[rooster crowing]

[William gasping]

- John, John, quickly, wake up.

- Hm, what?

Where's Oilycreep?

- He's hopped it.

We must catch up with him.

- It's not worth it, William,

not as long as he has that flute.

We must find a way to break the magic spell.

- Oh, yes, but how?

- Let's see, Homnibus.

The wizard, Homnibus.

- Of course, let's go.

[eerie music]

- Let's see, what sayeth the wizard's book of spells.

Grow, little plant, grow.

Go on, go on.

Do you want more?

There, well done.

Grow bigger, grow bigger.

Go to it.

Yes, there, oh.

I've done it!

- Mr. Homnibus.

Mr. Homnibus, John and William have just arrived.

- Oh, what a nice surprise.

Prepare us a good meal, Oliver.

That's a good chap.

Unfortunately not, my dear friends, I cannot help you.

No one knows the secret to the flute with six holes.

Um, apart from the Smurfs, of course.

- The what? - The Smurfs.

- The Smurfs? - The Smurfs?

What on earth is that?

- You don't know?

They're the ones who made the flute with six holes.

- Oh, then we could go and ask them to, um, help us.

- That's impossible.

- Why's that?

- No one knows the road which leads

to the land of the Smurfs.

Be sure, there is a way of getting there.

But...

- But what?

- Well, we will try my hypnokinesis.

- My hyp, uh, hypno, what?

- Hypnokinesis.

It's a science which enables you

to duplicate your personality

and transfer it to another place.

Sit down, let's see.

Uh, let's see.

Yeah, treatise on.

No, no, no, it's not that.

Theorems of alchemy.

No, no, no, it's not that.

Witchcraft in three easy lessons.

No. - William,

don't touch anything.

- [Homnibus] Yeah, it's got to be here somewhere.

- Oh, gilly, gilly, gilly.

Gilly, gilly, gilly. [giggles]

[flames roaring]

- Ah, there, I found it, hypnokinesis.

- What are you going to do to us?

- Virtually nothing.

You are simply going to be made to sleep.

- What, again?

- And you will wake up in the land of the Smurfs.

[eerie music]

Look at me, at me, into my eyes.

Sleep, sleep.

I want you to sleep, sleep.

Sleep, sleep, sleep. [dramatic music]

[William yawning]

- John, hey, John! [John yawning]

- Huh, where are we?

- Well, if Homnibus didn't make a mistake,

it must be the land of the Smurfs.

Where are they all, these smurfs?

Hello?

Where are you?

- [Offscreen Smurf] Hey, just you watch where

you smurf, you smurfs, very smurfily.

- What is it, who's there?

- William, look over there.

- Well, if it isn't John and William.

What in smurf brings you here?

Mr. Smurf will be delighted to smurf you.

- Do what?

- Smurf along, smurf me.

I'll smurf you up to the village.

- What's he going on about?

- I think he said we should follow him.

- And all the smurfs take on the smurf

and smurf the smurf that I smurfed you.

[bright music] [water trickling]

[bridge rattling]

[William gasping]

- Here is the village.

We have smurfed.

[warm music]

Hey, smurfs, John and William are here.

- John.

- John and William, they're here, they're here.

- We must smurf that to Papa Smurf.

[smurfs chattering]

- What's all this fuss about?

[smurfs chattering]

Hey, hey, ho, ho, ho.

Be calm, be calm.

Let's go to greet them.

- He's Papa Smurf.

He's the Great Smurf.

- Well, if that's the Great Smurf,

then I must be the mighty William.

- Shh.

- You are both most welcome here.

- Good day, Papa Smurf.

We have come to ask you--

- Where to find the flute.

[smurfs chattering]

- That Oilycreep, he still has it.

- Ho, ho, be quiet.

Go smurfing somewhere else.

They really are too much.

Just because they're 100 years old

they think they're grown up. [chuckles]

- 100?

- In that case, you, how old are you?

- I've had my 542nd birthday.

- Uh, [chuckles], well, you don't look it.

- Come, I will show you around the village.

[bright music]

- We came to ask you--

- It's funny, you're all the same.

How do you recognize each other?

- Yes, we're all alike, except in one way.

♪ They all look the same

♪ They are the same

♪ They are the same

♪ So how can it possibly be

♪ that each has a personality

♪ This one's called Greedy, he eats all day long ♪

♪ Even as he eats, he'll join in this song ♪

[muffled singing with mouth full]

♪ As you all can see

[muffled singing with mouth full]

♪ That's my personality

♪ Just look at those smurfs, they're a very odd pair ♪

♪ A peasant and poet

♪ But these two don't care

♪ I lend words in rhyme

♪ I do it all of the time

♪ Nothing like me, his personality ♪

♪ This smurf is so lazy, he always will shock ♪

♪ Given half a chance, he'll never do his work ♪

♪ Whenever I get the change, as you don't see ♪

♪ You won't catch me at work, no ♪

♪ That's my personality

♪ While the handyman smurf decides on construction ♪

♪ The congy smurf helps but causes disruption. ♪

♪ I have made this machine all alone, it was me ♪

[indistinct]

[metal crashing]

♪ That's my personality

♪ All of the smurfs look the same ♪

♪ All look the same, all look the same ♪

♪ But you must find what quality makes ♪

♪ every smurf a personality

♪ Singing and dancing and singing some more ♪

♪ Means our festive smurf will never be a bore ♪

♪ I'm very fond of music, the fun and jollity ♪

♪ To smurf and dress up is my personality ♪

♪ Although he's quite tough and really quite humpy ♪

♪ We do love the smurf that we all call Grumpy ♪

Well?

- I don't like personalities.

♪ He's a very clever chap about life and such ♪

♪ But our brainy smurf often talks far too much ♪

♪ I should always smurf the moral tale ♪

♪ By which a smurf in the hand is worth two in the bush ♪

♪ And a rolling smurf gathers no smurf ♪

♪ And besides, it's by smurfing with you ♪

♪ The one to watch out for in our happy clan ♪

♪ Is the one that is known

♪ As the smurf strongman

♪ I'm a happiness smurf

♪ But please don't bother me

♪ Or I'll punch you on the smurf. ♪

♪ That's my personality

♪ All of the smurfs look the same, all look the same ♪

♪ All look the same

♪ When you travel from near and far ♪

♪ And you've met all the smurfs that there are ♪

♪ You'll see why we're so popular. ♪

♪ It's 'cause we have personali, personali, personali ♪

♪ Personality

But I was forgetting,

you will have a little glass of raspberry cure, won't you?

- Oh, yes, oh, yes.

- Do come in.

Make yourself comfortable.

Make yourself at home.

Oh, sorry, I'm so sorry.

Just a moment. [chuckles]

Here's to your health.

- Your health.

- Well.

- Papa Smurf, what we've come to ask you is--

- [Papa Smurf] Oh, there they are, they're back.

[bright music]

- Papa Smurf, Oilycreep continues to loot and to smurf.

- We've tried several times

to smurf the flute from him.

But, but we just can't resmurf it.

- Keep on smurfing, and don't let him out of your smurf.

Right, now you were saying--

- That what we have come to ask you is--

- If it's possible to stop the affect of the flute

with six holes.

- Alas, no.

What we could do is to build you another flute

so that you could fight with Oilycreep on equal terms.

- Oh, yes, oh, yes.

That's a great idea, oh, yes.

- Hear me, smurfs.

We are going to smurf another flute.

- Yes, and afterwards we'll smurf a party.

[smurfs chattering] [bright music]

- This one.

- To work. - Stop.

Smurf up there.

[birds chirping]

[gentle music]

[sharpener scraping]

[dramatic music]

- Give it to me, it'll go a lot faster.

[bright music]

♪ It's a smurf smurf smurf

♪ It's a smurf smurf smurf

♪ When we smurf, do we smurf may we smurf smurf smurf ♪

♪ Smurf smurf smurf, a la la la smurf ♪

[smurfs humming]

♪ Smurf smurf smurf, he's a smurf smurf smurf ♪

♪ When we smurf, do we smurf when there's ♪

♪ Nothing to smurf smurf smurf

♪ He's a smurf, smurf, smurf

♪ A smurf, smurf, smurf, when we smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ When we smurf do we smurf may we smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

[smurfs humming]

♪ Smurf, la la smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ Lalalalalala, la la smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

[smurfs humming]

♪ Smurf smurf smurf, he's a smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ When we smurf, do we smurf, may we smurf ♪

♪ And it's a smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ It's a smurf, smurf, smurf

♪ He's a smurf, smurf, smurf

♪ When we smurf, do we smurf, may we smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ Lalala smurf, la la smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ Lalalalalala, la la smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

[smurfs humming]

♪ Smurf, smurf, smurf, he's a smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ When we smurf, do we smurf, may we smurf, smurf ♪

♪ And it's a smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ It's a smurf, smurf, smurf

♪ He's a smurf, smurf, smurf

♪ When we smurf, do we smurf, may we smurf, smurf smurf ♪

♪ Lalala smurf, la la smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ Lalalalalala, la la smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ Lalalalalala smurf, smurf

♪ Lalalalalala

♪ Smurf, smurf, smurf, he's a smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

♪ When we smurf, do we smurf, may we smurf ♪

♪ And it's a smurf, smurf, smurf ♪

[dramatic music]

[wood crashing]

- Hey, what?

Now what's happened?

- Look, the tree's been felled.

They worked all night.

- Hmm, and now what?

- Now [indistinct] a party.

- Now you look, it's the heart of the tree

which is used to smurf the flute.

- Oh, the heart.

- Come now, to work.

- OK, can I give you a hand now?

Oh, be like that.

- Hey, William, how's everything smurfing?

- It's smurfing.

It's smurfing!

John, I've got it.

I understand.

Oh, the language of the smurfs, it's easy.

All you have to do is to replace the words

with smurf or smurfing.

- Sure. - Ha ha!

But of course.

Now you listen, I'm going to ask them for a glass of water.

♪ Little smurf, I would like to smurf ♪

♪ Ah, smurfing smurfie would like to smurf ♪

♪ To smurf

♪ To smurf

♪ To smurf

♪ [indistinct] to smurf

♪ To smurf you need a smurf

♪ That's it, to smurf

♪ I must have the smurf

♪ A smurf

♪ A smurf

♪ A smurf

♪ I don't like to smurf

♪ This it it, your smurf

♪ What do you mean my smurf

♪ This is it, the smurf you asked us for ♪

♪ That's not my smurf

♪ Ah, but yes, a smurf, a smurf if you ♪

♪ Smurf when you want to smurf

♪ No, listen to me.

♪ I wish to smurf a smurf

♪ A smurf, that's all I want

♪ A smurf

♪ A smurf

♪ A smurfs

♪ I don't like smurfing

♪ We went to some trouble

♪ We managed to smurf a smurf, a smurf ♪

♪ That you asked us to smurf

♪ Me, I never asked for that thing in me bob ♪

♪ A smurf, a smurf, not at all like that ♪

♪ You can do that smurfing here ♪

♪ A smurfy smurfs

♪ No

♪ But yes

♪ Just listen to them, I got the smurfy smurf ♪

♪ Not the smurfy smurfs

♪ It is just a smurf I want

♪ A smurfa smurf that I can smurf ♪

♪ A smurf

♪ Two smurfs

♪ Three smurfs

♪ Me, I don't like three smurfs ♪

♪ Is it a smurf you really want ♪

♪ A smurf.

♪ A smurf

♪ I get it, a smurf

♪ But no, I want to smurf

- [indistinct] people who are just

so hopeless at making up their minds.

♪At least let's agree

♪ If you want a smurf

♪ So why didn't you ask for a smurf ♪

♪ But that's what I did

♪ But you made us smurf, smurf with a smurf ♪

♪ With a smurfy smurf

- Ugh.

♪ When you smurf, you must be quite right ♪

♪ Smurfing smurfs, that's not polite ♪

♪ I smurf

♪ I smurf

♪ He smurfs

♪ I don't like smurfing

♪ When you're speaking smurf [indistinct] ♪

♪ You must smurf everywhere

♪ Or you'll sound like I've said ♪

♪ How often I've said [indistinct] ♪

Me, I don't like smurfing or smurfs.

- What's his smurf?

- I really can't tell you.

- But he smurfed us all.

- Aren't you feeling well?

- There you are.

- A smurf.

A smurf.

♪ No more smurf

- Here we are, the flute is ready.

And now--

- And now can we finally smurf it and have our little party?

- Oh, listen, we can't really

deny them this little pleasure.

They've worked so hard, haven't they?

- For sure.

- Yes, but let's get a move on.

[bright music]

[smurf whistling]

[dramatic music]

- Time to wake up, time to wake up.

Time to wake up!

- But, but what are we doing here?

- Oh, no, it can't be.

- Why on earth have you brought us back, for goodness sake?

- It's too early.

- It's that I was worried.

It's been three days since...

- All was going so well.

- Ah, the smurfs were just about

ready to give us another flute.

Quick, put us to sleep again.

- Yeah.

Oh, well, sit down again.

[mysterious music]

Now look straight into my eyes, into my eyes.

It's useless.

I cannot do it.

I am extremely tired.

- Oh no, you can't be. - It's essential.

You must return us to the smurfs.

At least try to send me back.

- No, me, come.

- All right now, look at me, straight into my eyes,

into my eyes, into my eyes.

- That's clever.

You put him to sleep.

Oliver.

And all the while, a devil only knows

where we can find Oilycreep.

- 5,432, 5,433.

Ah-ha! [laughing]

There's the castle of that no good Mumford.

Ah, 5,435, 5,436, 5,437.

[crows cawing]

- Listen, I'm telling you, I want the taxes raised again.

- Oh.

My Lord Mumford, it's not possible.

No, no, no.

You'll bring ruin to your castle.

The king might interfere and--

- I don't care.

I need lots more money.

- [Oilycreep] Money?

[snickers] Here's some.

- You leave us.

You rogue.

Haven't I told you never to show your face here again?

- [laughing] Worried, are you, that I'll tell your people

about all the looting we've done together?

- Shut up.

Come this way.

Well?

- I've come to put a proposition to you.

I want to raise an army to invade the country

and become master of the whole kingdom.

- But to wage war, you need a lot of cash.

- [snickers] I've got money, a lot, in fact, an awful lot.

You there, bring in my trunks.

[triumphant music]

Well, you want to command my army?

- Agreed.

But we'll have to find some men.

I just don't have enough.

- I know an island where you can pick up

men who will do anything for a few gold coins.

- Oh yeah?

Where's that?

- Take a look.

The port of Trominack is here.

- Oh, yes. - And my island is there.

- Oh, yes, I see.

- I intend, furthermore, to leave for Trominack immediately.

A ship awaits me there.

In about 10 days, I will be back and fit.

- Could you see?

- No, I couldn't.

- Quick, let's go to warn Papa Smurf.

[wood creaking]

- Well?

- All's well.

He's asleep.

Help, John, William!

Oh, come quickly.

Come here, outside there

are things, th-th-thingamies!

- Goodness me.

- It's the smurfs.

- Ah, there you are.

As you disappeared, we thought

we'd bring you the flute.

- Now you'll be able to smurf

that nasty smurf, Oilycreep.

- Hurrah, does it work?

[bright flute music] [John exclaiming]

Oh, oh, yes.

It does work, exceptionally well.

- Papa Smurf, he's smurf and smurfing with smurf.

[energetic music]

- What's happened?

- Oilycreep is gonna smurf in Trominack

to go and smurfs some smurfs.

- What's he saying?

- Come on, it's simple.

He's explaining that Oilycreep is off to Trominack

to keep himself warm by picking winkles.

- No, no.

Oilycreep is sailing from Trominack

to go and recruit some mercenaries.

- Trominack?

Maybe we can still catch him.

Come on, William.

- Come on, smurfs!

- No, no.

We're not all going there.

I'm only taking a few volunteers.

You, you, and you.

- What about us?

What are we going to smurf while you're away?

- We'll smurf a little party.

We'll smurf a little party.

We'll smurf a little party.

[waves crashing] [gulls cawing]

- The last chest is aboard, Master Oilycreep.

We're ready to sail now.

[hooves clopping]

- There, that's his cart.

- But where is he?

- Hey!

Have you seen the man who was driving this cart?

- A little fat man, with the ugly face.

- Uh, a fat man, you say?

- Yes. - Yes.

- Did he have any money?

- Yes. - Yes.

- And he was driving that cart there, yes?

- [John] Yes, yes.

- Do you know where he is, for goodness sake?

- Ah, yeah, that I do be knowing.

He went aboard that boat which is over there.

- Oh, no. - Ugh.

- Oh, yes, but they didn't tell

nobody where they was going, eh.

[dramatic music]

- There they are.

What has happened?

- All is lost.

Oilycreep is gone, and no one knows where he's heading to.

- Yes, someone knows, his accomplice,

the wicked Lord Mumford.

- Yes, we were there.

- And he smurfed him where he was going on the map.

- But we couldn't smurf out where it was.

- Because he had his back smurfed to us,

and we couldn't smurf out what he was smurfing.

- Want did they say?

- Ah, come, come.

It's very clear.

They're saying--

- OK, you can explain later.

Where is Lord Mumford's castle?

- It smurfs a few miles from here.

- I've got a plan.

I need ink, a pen, and parchment.

You, William, go and find the fisherman.

Tell him to stand by to sail.

[dramatic music]

[Mumford laughs]

[knocking]

- Yes, what is it?

- A message, my lord.

- A message?

Give me.

[dramatic rapid music]

- "Come and join me as quickly

"as you can, you know where.

A fisherman will be waiting at Trominack.

"Show him where to go.

"I'll explain everything."

And it's signed Matthew Oilycreep.

- Have my horse saddled, hurry.

[dramatic music]

- Ah, there he is, he's coming.

- I am Lord Mumford.

Your boat is ready?

- Oh, yes, my lord, come aboard.

[soft dramatic music]

- Head toward the west.

I'll show you where we have to go.

- I'm sick.

Oh, I'm going to die.

- Yes, yes, yes.

- What do you mean, yes yes?

- All right, no no.

- That's better.

Ah, I'm sick.

- OK?

- Yes, all fine.

It's your Mumford there who doesn't look too happy.

If only he knew who sent him his message.

[laughing] - Shh.

- I'm sick, oh!

- Come now, be brave.

- You'll soon be smurfing better.

- Of course, it'll soon go.

- And yet I smurfed him against

his impairing with strawberries

and smurfed cream and small

onions and little bits of--

[William wretches]

- Be careful.

- [groans] I'm sick.

No, don't sit there, it's dangerous.

Get up quickly.

Go on, quick.

Oh, I'm sick.

Phew.

[people chattering]

- Wait for me here.

I'll be back by nightfall.

[dramatic music]

- Quick, William, we mustn't lose sight of him.

- Good luck!

- Good smurfing.

- And a special bonus of 20,000 crowns

when the men reach Mumford's castle.

- Right.

- [Mumford] Oilycreep.

- Mu-Mumford.

What are you doing here?

- Where's he gone to?

- But I never wrote this letter.

- Then who did?

- The man with the boat, he'll know

something about this, come.

[dramatic music]

[dueling flute music]

[dramatic music]

[dueling flute music]

[pair panting]

[smurfs cheering]

[thoughtful music]

[smurfs cheering over one another]

- We're going to be able to return

all this gold stolen by Oilycreep.

- Yes, and as for us, we have two flutes

with six holes, one for me and one for you.

Oh-ho, what fun we're going to have, eh?

- No, William.

These flutes are far too dangerous.

As soon as we return to the castle,

we must return them to the smurfs.

Agreed?

- Uh, agreed.

- He's understood.

Basically, he's a jolly good little chap.

[comical music]

[bright music]

- But it's John.

[people cheering] [triumphant music]

- We're going to smurf a little party!

We're going to smurf a little party!

[guards cheering]

- [chuckles] Hey.

What, what, louder!

I'm a bit hard of hearing, you know.

[people cheering]

- Papa Smurf, did we smurf them both?

- Yes, yes, thank you.

It's smurf.

- And William, where is he?

- Oh, William, yes, it's true.

Where has he got to?

- Not so fast, kid.

I haven't quite finished.

Hey, hey, hey.

It's the spitting image of the other one.

Ho ho, just in time.

- William!

It's William!

- William!

[people cheering]

- Here it is, Papa Smurf.

We can hand you back the two flutes.

Here's one.

- And here's the other.

- You're doing the right thing.

These flutes could have only brought you trouble.

- Ah, that's quite right.

That's exactly what I said to John here.

- What?

- Now the time has come for us to return

to the land of the smurfs.

- Maybe we'll smurf again one day.

- Who knows?

Goodbye.

[smurfs calling goodbyes]

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

[bright flute music]

- Oh no, it's not true.

I made a mistake.

I gave them back the magic flute!

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!

[bright music]