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(soft music) (liquid sloshing)

(glasses clinking)

(soft string music) (audience applauding)

(projector whirring)

(tense music) (wind howling)

(wind howling continues)

(tense music) (birds chirping)

(Sarah whimpering)

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(Sarah whimpering)

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(Sarah whimpering)

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(man breathing heavily)

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(Sarah grunting)

(man breathing heavily)

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(Sarah whimpering)

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(gun cocking)

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(gun firing)

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(gun cocking)

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(gun firing) (Sarah grunting)

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(Sarah groaning)

(Sarah whimpering)

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(Sarah whimpering)

(gun cocking)

(Sarah breathing heavily)

(gun firing) (Sarah screaming)

(engine rumbling)

- Hey, welcome back.

- Yeah, what time is it?

- [Ben] Uh, you don't want to know.

- It's that early, huh?

- Tried my best to stay quiet.

- No, it's fine.

I just, I had a nightmare.

- Uh, no, it happened.

We got married.

You said I do.

- Just drive.

Smart ass.

(gentle orchestral music)

(birds chirping)

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Wow.

- Now that's something you don't see every day.

- It's beautiful.

- Huh.

Not as beautiful as you.

- Yeah, Ben.

You're so cheesy.

- What, I mean it.

- I have something for you.

It was the first date.

- Now who's being cheesy?

- Do you like it?

- I love it.

(gentle orchestral music continues)

You ready?

- Here?

- What?

No.

No, we gotta get going.

You know, tight schedule.

Lot of places to go, not a lot of time.

You should know, you wrote it.

- But it's our honeymoon!

(Sarah sighing)

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(birds chirping)

(gear clicking)

- Shit.

- Maybe we should try and turn back.

- Looks like we're going off-road.

(engine rumbling)

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Hold on.

This might get a little bumpy.

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Should we stop?

- You crazy?

Keep going.

- What if they need our help?

I'm stopping.

(wind howling)

(gentle orchestral music)

- See no one's here.

I mean, maybe they already got help.

Could we please just go?

(gear clicking) (tense music)

- Stay here.

(door clicking) (birds chirping)

- I, I don't want to disturb you,

but I was really hoping that you guys could help me out.

You can see my van broke down.

- Yeah, we stopped to see if anyone needed help.

- I appreciate that.

I really do.

It's hard to find decent folk around here, you know?

Most of them just drive on by without a care in the world.

- Well, I'd like to think someone else

would do the same for us.

- What I really need is a ride,

and just to the nearest town, you know?

I don't want to inconvenience you,

but we are in the middle of nowhere.

- [Sarah] Ben?

- (chuckling) That's a good looking girl.

You're a lucky guy.

- Honey, we're on a tight schedule, remember?

(dramatic orchestral music)

Maybe we should just call for some help.

We're on our honeymoon, so I'm sure you understand.

- You'd be really helping me out, brother.

- Yeah, of course.

- Great.

I'm going to grab my bag.

- Absolutely not!

- What do you want me to do, just leave him out here?

- Yes.

- Come on.

It's at least a 30-mile walk.

- I don't care.

Let him walk.

I don't want him in here.

- Hey, thanks again, folks.

You're a lifesaver.

- I don't think I caught your name.

- Oh, it's Shaun.

- Well, Shaun, I'm Ben.

- Ben? - This is Sarah.

- Sarah.

(dramatic orchestral music)

Hey, relax sweetheart.

I don't bite.

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- Here.

Let me take that for you.

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(birds squawking)

So, you live locally around here, Shaun?

- I'm just passing through.

I try to come up here a few times a year

just to get away from it all,

but it's one of the few pleasures I have in life.

- [Ben] Yeah.

Can't argue with that.

It's a beautiful country.

- You have no idea.

- Did you come up here to hunt?

- Why do you say that, sweetheart?

- Just curious.

- No, I'm mostly here for the scenery.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Got somewhere to be?

Keep checking your watch.

- You don't like me very much, do you?

I don't blame you.

There's a lot of bad people around here, you know?

You don't know who you can trust.

(engine sputtering)

- What is it?

What's that noise?

- I don't know. - What did you do?

- I didn't do anything.

(engine sputtering)

(birds chirping) (engine rumbling)

(dramatic orchestral music)

- It looks like I have the pleasure of your company

for a little while longer.

- Lucky me.

- God damn it!

(horn blaring)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

We're in trouble, aren't we?

- To be honest, Ben, you know, I'm no mechanic,

but it doesn't look good.

- How far do you think the nearest town is from here?

- I couldn't tell you.

I've never been this far back before.

I don't know, a figure 20 miles, maybe more.

- Okay.

I'll keep trying to find a signal.

Or maybe we get lucky and someone drives by.

- Any luck?

- If he knew anything about engines wouldn't be with us,

would he?

- I meant the phone.

- [Ben] Oh.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- We can't trust that guy. - What are you talking about?

- Are you folks okay back there?

- Just a minute.

- I don't know how, but I think he planned all of this.

- You think he somehow made our van break down on purpose?

- I know how it sounds.

- Why would he do that?

Or more to the point, how could he do that?

He hasn't left our sight since we picked him up?

- I don't know, okay?

Just something doesn't feel right.

- [Shaun] Hey, I found the problem.

- Let's just concentrate on getting out of here.

Okay?

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- Wife giving you a headache?

- She's just concerned we're gonna be stuck

out here all night.

Find anything?

- Bad news is the gearbox is completely shot.

Without a mechanic,

this hunk of junk's not gonna go anywhere soon.

- Shit!

And the good news?

- Good news is I got a signal.

- Thank God.

- Tow truck's on its way.

We just gotta sit back

and wait till the rescue party shows up.

- [Ben] You hear that, honey?

Shaun managed to get a tow truck.

It's on its way.

- Oh yeah?

They say how long?

- Hour maybe.

They couldn't say for sure.

- [Ben] You're a lifesaver, Shaun.

- We just got lucky, that's all.

- At least it's not all bad.

We got plenty of food and drink to keep us going.

May as well make the best of it while we wait.

Right?

(dramatic orchestral music)

(birds chirping) (gentle orchestral music)

You should really try and eat something.

- It's been over three hours.

What's taking them so long?

- Why don't you come over?

He's actually kinda funny when you get to know him.

You planning on just sitting out here alone

until the tow truck arrives?

- I don't trust that man.

- Just come over and eat something, will you?

I got your favourite.

Burnt cheeseburgers and stale coffee.

(gentle orchestral music)

- Okay.

- Hey.

At least pretend to be nice.

(gentle orchestral music) (birds chirping)

(food sizzling)

- Hope you don't mind, Ben, but I took the liberty

of taking over on the cooking front.

- [Ben] That bad, huh?

- Don't worry, honey.

I still like your cooking.

- Meat should always be cooked rare.

The bloodier the better, I say.

- Shaun was telling me he's out here hunting.

- Yeah?

Hunting for what?

- The usual.

Mostly big game, if I'm gonna be honest.

I'm very particular about what I kill.

- Dick.

(phone ringing) - Excuse me.

- How come he gets reception?

(phone beeping)

- Hey, pumpkin.

Hey, pumpkin.

(laughing) How you doing, babe, how's school?

No, you didn't.

(laughing) Shame on you.

No, baby, listen, I'm real busy right now,

and I'll call you back when I'm done, I promise you.

I'll call you back when I'm done.

All right.

Daddy loves you.

(phone beeping)

This is Lisa.

She's my baby girl.

Lisa has been sick so we've been home schooling her,

and today she had the tutor looking

all over the house for her lost hamster.

She doesn't have a hamster. (laughing)

She doesn't even have a hamster. (laughing)

Little rascal, huh? (laughing)

- She's so cute.

- Yeah, she must take after her mom.

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- So, you come up here a lot?

- Yeah, I try to get up here three or four times a year.

I'm ashamed to say it,

but I think I'm addicted to this place, you know?

But don't tell anybody I said that.

- You know, I don't think I've ever hunted

or killed anything in my entire life.

Maybe I'm missing out.

What do you think?

- I think it's best to just keep it that way, honey.

You're not the type.

Besides, hunting poor,

defenceless animals isn't exactly a sport, is it?

(dramatic orchestral music)

- You know, Ben, I got something I want to show you,

and I think you're gonna love it.

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

- You're shitting me, right?

That's what you used to hunt out here?

- It's beautiful, isn't it?

- Can I hold it?

- Yeah, sure, why not.

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

You like it?

- Heavy.

Babe, you gotta check this out.

- I- - Come on, Sarah.

Check it out.

Don't be shy.

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

What do you think?

- Just a knife.

- Oh, Sarah.

It's more than just a knife.

It's got power.

Power of life and death.

Hey, don't you feel safer just holding it?

Don't you feel more secure?

Now imagine that in the right hands.

The damage and the pain it can inflict.

Now that's power.

- If you say so.

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- You like this knife, don't you, Ben?

- [Ben] Yeah, I guess so.

- Oh, you're gonna love this.

(gun firing)

Whoo!

That's gotta hurt, huh, baby? (laughing)

(Ben breathing heavily)

(Shaun grunting)

(Ben grunting)

(both grunting)

(Sarah sobbing)

(Ben groaning)

Quit your whining, you little bitch!

It's just a flesh wound.

I want you alive to see this, motherfucker.

- Get away from her!

(Sarah sobbing)

(Sarah sobbing)

Stand up.

Stand up.

Calm down.

Calm down.

Take a breath.

Calm down.

Calm down.

Take a breath.

Take a breath.

Take a breath.

(Sarah breathing heavily)

You knew something wasn't quite right, didn't you?

Huh?

For a minute there, thought you recognised me.

- Leave her alone.

Please leave her alone.

- Don't look at him!

Do not look at him!

He's not gonna save you, baby.

Not now.

I'm your man now.

- What do you want from us?

- Reach into my pocket.

Reach into my pocket

or I'll kill your fucking husband

right in front of you, right now.

Reach into my pocket.

I'll rip his fucking throat out.

- Leave her alone, you motherfucker!

- Good girl, you can do it.

You can do it.

That's my girl.

Now hand it to me.

Hand it to me.

Give it to me now.

Give it to me.

Good girl.

I need you to turn around and sit down for me now.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go, baby.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Please.

Please don't do it.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- This is my favourite part.

I haven't quite perfected this part yet.

- Stop.

Stop.

(knife stabbing)

No.

No.

No!

(Sarah groaning)

Sarah!

(knife stabbing)

(Sarah gasping)

(Ben grunting)

(Shaun breathing heavily)

(body thudding)

Leave her alone, please.

- Don't worry.

She won't bleed out for another 45 minutes, if I'm lucky.

You know, I'm kicking myself

for making you so fucking stupid this time.

You kind of ruining my whole experience, motherfucker.

- What are you going to do to her?

- I don't know.

Maybe I'll just fucking rape her, huh?

Maybe have some fun with her.

I don't know.

Maybe gouge her fucking eyes out.

What do you feel about that, huh?

(Ben grunting)

Fuck you, huh? You want a part of this?

You want to be a piece?

Get up here.

Get up here.

I want you to look at your wife.

Look at your wife. Look what you've done for her.

You're real protective, huh?

You're real protective!

Look over.

Look at her.

You feeling left out, huh?

Don't worry.

Once I get done with her,

I got something real imaginative planned for you, baby.

Something different.

Something that you could love.

Well, I'm going to love.

(flesh squelching) (Ben screaming)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(Ben grunting)

(Sarah groaning)

Let's get naked, baby.

You have my permission to scream.

(Sarah sobbing)

(Sarah groaning)

Calm down.

Calm down, Sarah.

There you go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Easy.

Easy.

Calm down.

Calm down, Sarah.

(Sarah gasping)

Let's get some holiday photos here.

Come on.

Let's get some memories.

Yeah, there you go.

Smile. (camera shutter clicking)

Smile, baby.

Smile.

(camera shutter clicking) (tense music)

(Shaun grunting)

(Sarah gasping)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(Ben grunting)

- We have to get out of here.

- Hey.

Get the gun.

- We gotta go.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(both breathing heavily)

(Shaun breathing heavily)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(device whirring)

(Shaun grunting and panting)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(Sarah breathing heavily)

- I'm going to get you, you son of a bitch!

I'm gonna get you.

(gun cocking)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

- I need to stop.

- I know it hurts, but we have to keep going.

- Ben, wait.

I can't breathe.

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(Ben breathing heavily)

- You can't run forever, Ben.

I know every inch of this place.

You hear me?

- We need to find some help.

- I'm coming after you, motherfucker.

- You think you can make it back to the road?

Hey.

- I'm dying.

- No.

No, don't talk about dying.

We're gonna find help.

(Sarah groaning)

Come on.

Come on.

(Sarah groaning)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(horn blaring)

Did you hear that?

Someone else is out here.

I got you.

You're okay.

Here.

Call the cops.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

- Come on.

- Sarah, did you see that?

Tell me you saw that, Sarah.

(dramatic orchestral music)

Sarah?

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(Ben sobbing)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(gun firing)

(Ben panting)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(gun cocking)

(gun firing)

(gun cocking)

(gun firing)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

- (sighing) Next time, sweetheart,

I'll make sure we have a little more us time.

(gun firing)

I'm very particular about what I kill.

(dog barking)

(Ben breathing heavily)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(Ben breathing heavily)

I know what this looks like,

but it's not what you think, I can explain.

(Ben breathing heavily)

I'm gonna find you, you soulless bastard.

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

Where you going, Ben?

I just want to talk.

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(Ben breathing heavily)

Maybe we could clear up this little misunderstanding.

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

I promise I won't hurt you, Ben.

Just want my phone back.

Maybe we could come to some kind of deal.

One that benefits us both.

(gun firing)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(Shaun screaming)

Have it your way, Ben!

But you just remember.

I know you better than you know yourself, you little fuck.

I will find you.

I always do.

It's just a matter of time.

Where are you, you little shit?

(Shaun screaming) (gun firing)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(phone chiming)

- [Automated Voice] Your exit checkpoint

will be available in exactly six hours.

Please enjoy the remainder of your stay.

- Come on, Ben, you little bitch. (laughing)

Get the fuck up here, boy.

Come on, Ben.

We're gonna have some fun with you.

Get off me, you piece of shit.

(Ben grunting)

(all chattering)

(Ben grunting)

(dramatic orchestral music)

Ready, Clarence, ready, Clarence?

Let's go.

(Clarence laughing)

Good try.

Look at that, Clarence.

(Ben grunting)

(dramatic orchestral music)

Goodbye, Ben.

(gun firing)

(Ben gasping)

(laughing) Oh.

- My God, look at that hole.

You can see right through him!

- Holy shit.

He's still alive.

- Watch this.

(gun firing)

(Clarence laughing)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(Ben breathing heavily)

- That was a good one. - Whoo!

Holy shit, man.

(dramatic orchestral music)

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(birds squawking)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(door slamming)

(Ben breathing heavily)

(Ben breathing heavily)

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(Ben groaning)

(Ben breathing heavily)

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(birds chirping)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

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(phone chiming)

(soft chiming music)

- Welcome back Shaun Matheson

and thank you once again

for choosing the Ben and Sarah Experience.

Please take some time to customise your options.

Thank you for choosing King Entertainment.

(phone chiming)

You have selected Ben.

Status report.

Current performance at 72%.

Blood loss and trauma detected.

(phone beeping)

You have selected intelligence.

Please customise.

(phone beeping)

Upgrade commencing.

(intense music)

Intelligence upgrade complete.

(phone chiming)

Warning.

Please enable product safety options for a safe

and enjoyable stay.

(phone chiming)

(guns firing)

(all laughing)

- Hey, hey, you know,

I heard you can actually fuck these things.

It's supposed to be just like the real thing.

- You know what?

You're one sick son of a bitch, Travis.

- What?

You saying you ain't never thought about it?

- Fuck no!

- Somebody give me a hand with the other one.

- What's the point?

We already killed him.

- You said you could eat him, right?

- You want to barbecue him?

- Just get my money's worth.

- Now look, fucking them,

I can get on board with that,

but eating them? You're on your own you sick son of a bitch.

- I'm with B-B-B-B-B-Bobby on this one.

I ain't eating no fucking clone.

- Well, fuck y'all.

I'll do it myself.

Shit.

I don't got me no barbecue sauce.

Fuck.

- I told you he one sick son of a bitch.

- Shut up, Travis.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(phone chiming)

- [Automated Voice] You have selected ability.

(intense music)

Upgrade commencing.

(intense music continues)

Ability upgrade complete.

Warning.

Ability set at dangerous level.

Please activate safety protocols.

- Why the fuck are you so goddamn heavy. (grunting)

Goddamn it. (grunting)

- Need some help?

- The fuck are you doing here?

You understand me, boy?

Or are you stuck on a stupid setting?

(laughing) I got myself two for one. (laughing)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

Wow!

You really are fucked up!

(both grunting)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(Clarence groaning)

You son of a bitch! (grunting)

(Clarence breathing heavily)

This ain't supposed to happen.

Please.

It's just a game.

- I'm starting to understand why you like this so much.

(gun cocking)

- You get that down you, that's the good stuff.

(gun firing)

My mommy made that.

(Travis spitting)

What the hell, Travis?

- (coughing) Oh.

- Got it all over me, man.

- Shh.

Was that, was that gunshots?

- Hey, Clarence, what you doing out there,

you pervy bastard?

- (laughing) oh.

Didn't I done told you I bet he is fucking that thing.

- You did say he was a crazy bastard. (laughing)

What the hell?

(tense music)

Clarence?

(gun firing)

(gun cocking)

(gun firing)

(gun cocking)

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Talk.

- I don't understand.

- What is this place?

- It's a vacation zone.

We're on vacation for Christ's sakes.

- Who am I?

- What?

- You heard me.

- You're a nobody.

You're just a clone.

Please, I just want to go home.

I, I have a family.

- You came here just to murder us for fun?

- It's a place where you can do whatever you want.

Not everybody plays it like this.

- But if I pull this trigger, you'll die, right?

- Yeah, it's what we signed up for.

It's an extreme experience.

We can control the threat level, but yes, we can also die.

- How do I get out of here?

- You can't.

Not without an ID card.

- Then give it to me.

(gun thudding)

- You broke my fucking nose.

- I won't ask again.

- (laughing) It's useless.

It won't help you get out of here.

- And why is that?

- The exit points all use...

- Fingerprint technology?

Left or right?

- What?

(axe thudding) (Travis groaning)

(Travis gasping)

- Which one?

Which finger?

- Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

- Let's try that again.

- Index!

Index!

Index!

Index!

Index!

Index!

- You don't mind if I take this, do you?

(gun firing)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- What the hell is this guy playing at?

- Hey, you don't belong here.

This is our zone.

- Hey, asshole.

Are you deaf?

(gun firing)

(dramatic orchestral music)

- [Sarah] Hey, wait.

- (sighing) Fucking clones.

(gun firing)

(Ben sobbing)

(gun firing)

- Oh, hard luck, sweet pea.

Let's try again, shall we?

(Ben sobbing)

Just take it easy.

- Okay.

- We've got all the time in the world.

(gun firing) (Ben breathing heavily)

Not bad.

Just a little more to the left this time.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(Sarah sobbing)

(Sarah sobbing)

(dramatic orchestral music)

For the love of God,

will you please shut the fuck up already?

I swear,

I'll put a hole in you right now if you don't stop crying.

We're tougher than she is, aren't we?

Okay.

Let's wrap this one up.

(Ben breathing heavily)

Good.

A bit more to the right.

No, no, no, not too much.

Breathe and squeeze.

(gun firing)

Direct hit.

- Yeah. - Well done, Reggie.

Oh, your mother's going to be so proud.

(Sarah sobbing)

Didn't I say it would be fun?

(Sarah sobbing)

Now, time for crybaby.

I've got a new toy that I want to try out.

Hopefully, this will cheer her up.

She should be blown away.

(head exploding)

(Reggie gasping)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(gun cocking)

(Ben spitting)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

- Now, hold tight.

Off you go.

(Sarah breathing heavily)

(Sarah breathing heavily)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(explosion booming)

(Sarah breathing heavily)

You're okay?

It's okay.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- I don't understand.

Ben?

Ben?

Ben?

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

I'm not dreaming this, am I?

- Everything's going to be okay.

I'm here.

- Who are you?

- If we don't keep moving, we both end up like that.

You have to trust me.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- That's ridiculous.

This is crazy.

What the fuck is going on?

- Me, you, this entire fucking place is one giant game.

And we're the stars of the show.

- It was supposed to be our honeymoon.

- You don't got it, do you?

This should clear things up.

- [Automated Voice] You have selected intelligence.

- [Ben] Looks like they really made it easy on themselves.

(device whirring)

- [Automated Voice] Intelligence upgrade complete.

- Everything you need to know is on that device.

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(device beeping)

- [Automated Voice] Product software updates detected.

Proceed with caution.

- So my whole life is a lie.

I'm not even real.

- What do you actually remember about getting here?

- It's our honeymoon,

our dream vacation.

- Yeah, but how do we get here?

When do we hire the RV?

Because I can't remember any of that.

It's more like a hazy dream.

- So you're saying they just planted all this in our heads?

- Look, I don't have all the answers.

- Where's your wife?

- She's dead.

She was murdered.

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

Listen to me.

We stick together and we might make it

out of this place alive.

I think I know a way out.

(horn blaring)

- [Automated Voice] All remaining players,

please proceed to your exit points.

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

- They're coming for us.

(horn blaring)

- Let's find out how dangerous we really can be.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- [Man] Team 7 in position.

- [Automated Voice] You have selected aggression.

Update commencing.

Aggression update complete.

- Time to go.

(gun cocking)

- [Soldier] Secure the game zone.

- [Automated Voice] Product's abilities

have been compromised, deadly force authorised.

- [Soldier] Copy that.

Retrieval underway.

- Who are they?

- Pest control.

I'm guessing they're here to clean up this mess.

We don't stop.

You understand me?

We keep moving forward.

- You got a plan?

- Just follow my lead.

- Ben, wait!

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(phone chiming)

- [Automated Voice] You have selected aggression.

Update commencing.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

Aggression update complete.

- [Soldier] No sign of products.

Wait. (grunting)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- [Soldier] Movement detected in zone 16.

- [Automated Voice] Armed response unit to zone 16.

Lockdown initiated.

(horn blaring)

- [Soldier] Drop your weapon!

(Sarah grunting)

- [Soldier] Freeze!

(gun firing)

(gun clicking)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(Ben whistling)

(gun firing)

(both grunting)

(gun firing)

(gun firing) (all grunting)

- [Soldier] Lower your weapon! (screaming)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(all shouting)

(guns firing)

(soldier screaming)

(all grunting) (guns firing)

(guns firing)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(guns firing)

(guns firing)

(guns firing)

- [Soldier] Product is heavily armed.

Air support requested.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(all grunting)

(gun flicking)

(gun firing)

(Sarah grunting)

- [Automated Voice] Air support inbound to your location.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(gun cocking)

(gun firing)

(both grunting)

(gun firing)

(explosion booming) (soldier screaming)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(gun cocking)

(gun firing) (explosions booming)

(both grunting)

(gun firing)

- [Automated Voice] All remaining assets to zone 16,

proceed with caution. (explosion booming)

(Sarah grunting)

- [Soldier] I have the girl, assistance requested.

- [Automated Voice] Assistance unavailable.

- [Soldier] Repeat, I have the girl.

- [Automated Voice] Proceed with termination.

(guns firing)

(gun cocking)

(guns firing)

(both grunting)

(gun firing)

(guns firing)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(both grunting)

(gun firing)

(wind whooshing)

Air support in T-10 seconds.

(both grunting)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(guns firing)

(guns firing)

(both grunting)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(gun firing)

(gun clicking)

(both grunting)

(both grunting)

(guns firing)

- [Soldier] We might have a problem.

(all groaning) (guns firing)

(guns firing) (all grunting)

(guns firing) (all grunting)

(bodies thudding)

(dramatic orchestral music)

- [Automated Voice] Please confirm product termination.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(guns thudding)

- You okay?

- What just happened?

- Guessing they didn't want us to leave.

- You said you knew a way out?

- Yeah.

There's a door.

- What do you mean a door?

- We're getting out of this place.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- [Automated Voice] Please follow emergency protocol.

Your exit point has been activated.

- We're close.

- [Sarah] Ben!

- What's wrong?

(dramatic orchestral music)

- The vacation of a lifetime.

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

- What kind of sick world is this?

(wind whooshing)

- [Automated Voice] Forest scan commencing.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Not exactly the honeymoon I had in mind.

- How about we go ask for a refund?

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(box chiming)

- Is that it?

- Time to see what's behind the curtain.

(box chiming and whirring)

- [Automated Voice] We hope you enjoyed your stay,

Bruce Lomax.

Please present index finger for exit scan.

- Is that what I think it is?

- Trust me, the owner wont miss it.

- Ah ah ah.

I wouldn't do that if I was you, Ben.

Come here, sweetheart.

I'm an old friend.

I'm here to help you, baby.

Don't be afraid of this old thing.

Person can't be too careful around here.

A lot of bad people around here.

Isn't that right?

Do not do anything you're gonna regret there, Ben.

Come on, sweetheart.

- I know you.

- Yeah, you do.

Come here.

- I know you.

(Shaun laughing)

- You see, me and your husband

have some unfinished business.

He did something real silly,

and now we gotta right that wrong.

Tell her, Ben.

Tell her what I do here.

Tell her what I do to her over and over again, huh?

Tell her how she likes it.

I said tell her how she likes it.

What, you think you two are real?

You think if you walk through that door you'll be safe?

You just cattle to people like me.

A fucking holiday, a pass to do whatever I want.

I decide who lives and who dies.

I'm God here.

I'm a legend.

It's all in your company brochure there, Ben.

You know, I paid a lotof money to be here.

To do the things I get to do.

And soon you're both gonna be dead.

There's something I want you to know, Ben.

After I get done gutting

your wife and cutting her pretty little face off,

I'm gonna walk through

those doors and I'm gonna book a return trip.

I mean, this has been a five-star review

for sure. (laughing)

Thank you.

And thank you.

What, you got nothing to say?

Well then let's just cut to the good part then, huh?

Now hold still.

I haven't quite perfected this part yet.

- You forgot about one thing.

- What's that, Ben?

I made some changes of my own.

Shaun, I think you're gonna like my new wife.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(Shaun grunting)

(Shaun screaming)

- How's this for a five-star review?

(fingers cracking) (Shaun screaming)

(Sarah grunting)

(Shaun grunting)

- Now hold still, I haven't quite perfected this part yet.

(knife stabbing)

(Shaun screaming)

(Shaun screaming)

(flesh squelching)

(Shaun breathing heavily)

No, don't worry.

You won't bleed out for another 45 minutes,

(Shaun gasping)

if you're lucky.

(neck snapping)

- Now that's power.

(thunder crashing)

What a dick!

- Time to go.

(box chiming)

Ready?

(box chiming)

- [Automated Voice] Identity confirmed.

(door whooshing)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(soft chiming music)

- We want the little people to get in on the action too.

We now offer econo-getaways,

bachelor and bachelorette party packages,

family funster fantasies, and teachers,

don't forget our special school discount

when you book an adventure for your classroom.

So come and enjoy the splendours of nature

and make memories that will last a lifetime.

And remember, nothing goes to waste.

Book your Ben and Sarah Experience vacation now

and gain free access

to our organ transplant replacement list.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- [Soldier] I need a customer check on level two.

Movement detected.

(soldier grunting)

(gun cocking)

(gun firing)

- Get the gun.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- [Automated Voice] Warning, security breach on level two.

(alarm blaring)

- [Soldier] Stand down, clone scum.

(guns firing)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- [Soldier] We have a security breach on-

(guns firing)

- [Soldier] Shit, these clones are armed.

(guns firing)

(guns firing)

- When the bombs fell, the world was changed forever.

But thanks to King Entertainment, the future looks bright.

Book your Ben and Sarah Experience now

for the vacation of a lifetime.

(gun firing)

(door thudding)

- [Soldier] Team 16 moving in on target, standby.

(gun firing)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(alarm blaring)

- [Automated Voice] This is a security announcement.

Will all customers please proceed to the holding area.

Once again, King's Entertainment apologises

for this brief inconvenience.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(guns firing)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(suspenseful orchestral music continues)

(guns firing)

- [Soldier] Intruders found.

(guns whirring)

- [Automated Voice] Kill the fuckers.

(guns firing)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(guns firing)

(soldier screaming)

(guns thudding)

- And remember, it's good to be the king.

(alarm blaring)

- [Automated Voice] Identification error.

Identification error.

- [Automated Voice] Welcome to the Players Lounge.

Please sit back and relax

while our small technical problem is resolved.

(all grunting) (suspenseful orchestral music)

(all grunting)

(Sarah breathing heavily)

- Those things will kill you.

(both grunting)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- Here at King Entertainment,

we don't just tailor exclusive extreme

holiday vacations for the elite.

We want the little people to get in on the action too.

(door whirring)

- [Automated Voice] Access granted.

- Let's finish this.

(hands clapping)

- Bravo.

Welcome, Ben and Sarah.

I've been expecting you.

- Lock the door.

(tense music)

(door thudding)

- You've really made quite an entrance, haven't you?

It's going to take me days

to clean up the mess you two have made.

- You must be the king.

- (chuckling) A coincidental surname,

but rather fitting under the circumstances.

Great for marketing.

- What is this place?

- Why, Sarah, this is your home.

And like the thousands before you,

this is where you were created,

where you were born.

I guess you could say, I m your father.

- Yeah?

I'd hate to see how you treat the rest of your family.

- Oh!

Well, you're really going to hate my wife.

(door thudding)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

- Well, just hold on.

We can talk about this.

- What a bitch!

- Listen to me.

This isn't personal, okay?

It's just a good business.

For 20 years I've been doing this.

We provide entertainment and we save lives.

I'm a goddamn humanitarian.

- You mean you sell organs to the highest bidder?

- Well, anything worth having has a price.

It was Sarah's stroke of genius

to make a business out of recycled byproducts.

It's a fucking gold mine.

And you can own part of the business.

Would you like that?

You can't kill me.

I'm Ben fucking King.

I'm a national hero for Christ's sakes.

(door thudding)

You hear that?

(gun cocking)

(gun firing)

In about three minutes the door's going to open

and all hell is going to break loose.

(gun firing)

It's over.

But you don't need to die.

(tool whirring)

I can help you.

You need me.

You aren't getting out of this place alive without me, Ben.

- I'll take my chances.

(gun clicking)

- Oh.

This just isn't your day, is it?

(Ben grunting)

- I talk too much.

(door thudding)

- [Soldier] Open fire!

(gun firing)

- Next time we go on our honeymoon,

let's check the reviews first.

(door thudding)

- We don't want to disappoint them.

Let's end this with a bang.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(tool whirring)

(door thudding)

- Ben, I have an idea.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(chime ringing)

- [Automated Voice] Access granted.

(door sliding)

(suspenseful music)

- [Soldier] Room scan complete, sir.

- Well, what are you waiting for?

Clean up this fucking mess.

I've got a business to run.

- [Soldier] My apologies, Mr. King.

The complex has been secured.

(tense music)

Wait.

The male product is still alive.

Standing by for instructions.

- Harvest the women.

You know what to do with the other one.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

- [Automated Voice] Welcome back

to the Ben and Sarah Experience.

All of us at King Entertainment have a fantastic stay.

(horn blaring)

(guns firing)

(guns firing)

- Aww no, no no, no.

(guns firing)

(horn blaring)

No.

You've made a mistake!

I'm the real Ben King, you fucking morons!

(door creaking)

- [Automated Voice] Nuclear War has its perks.

Sign up today and get 15%

off your next Ben and Sarah vacation.

(alarm blaring)

- Some heads will roll for this.

(person whistling)

(suspenseful music)

Stop!

It's me, Ben King!

You've got this all wrong.

You have to help me get out of here.

- You know, I heard we can actually fuck these things.

(man spitting)

- Shit, baby.

We ain't come here for nothing.

(gun cocking)

- No, wait, please, please, you don't understand.

No, listen, just wait.

- [Automated Voice] Breaking news.

Uncork'd Entertainment goes into administration.

- [Automated Voice] Tonight on 3DS,

Redwood Massacre 17, Burlap returns again.

(device whirring)

- [Automated Voice] Welcome back, Mr. and Mrs. King.

Please enjoy your stay.

- It's good to be the Kings.

- [Automated Voice] From all of us at King Entertainment,

have a fantastic day.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

(dramatic orchestral music continues)

- I wanna talk to you about King Entertainment

and the Ben and Sarah Experience.

- Best vacay ever.

- Not only did I have a holiday of a lifetime,

but now I have new kidneys,

all thanks to Ben and Sarah.

- I had a lot of experiences.

I had one where I married my Sarah.

We had a great wedding,

beautiful reception.

She didn't make it to the honeymoon.

- I scored big at the Ben and Sarah Experience.

Made two kills.

Maybe next time they can clone some mice for Bucky.

He hates the white ones.

- Here at the Ben and Sarah Experience,

your safety is guaranteed by an elite security force

of King Enterprises. - Junior, supper's ready.

- Mom, I'm doing stuff down here.

- I've always wanted blue eyes,

and now I have Sarah's.

Thanks, King Entertainment.

- So we went to the Ben and Sarah Experience

and our sex life's never been better.

- If it's with the clone, it's not cheating, is it?

- Not cheating, my ass.

- I asked King Entertainment

if you guys could make me a big Sarah, bigger,

something with junk in their trunk.

They did.

She had the same beautiful eyes, mouth, and skin,

she smelled the same,

but she couldn't run very well, and she was an easy target.

- Wait.

Can you get pregnant by a clone?

- What I'm saying is you can build

your own experience, so take your time with it,

enjoy yourself, make your own fantasy worth it.

Enjoy, people.

- Ben and I were talking.

Found out he was a golfer.

He probably shouldn't have played me for a night with Sarah.

Is my family going to see this?

- That stupid Ben clone thought he blew me up,

but he didn't.

Ha ha!

- I have hunted many things in my lifetime.

I have hunted lions before they were extinct.

- They say what they do there is science,

but it is the work of the devil.

- And I have hunted elephants before they were extinct, too.

- They made the clones in their own image.

Now, do you think the one above,

if he wanted us to have clones,

he'd have made them in his image.

- But I've never hunted man.

But now I have the opportunity to do so,

and I can do it in the safety

of a playground where nobody's going to get hurt.

- Do not go to the Ben and Sarah Experience Experience

if you care about your soul.

- So, I would like to thank the Ben and Sarah experience

for allowing me to do that in a safe place.

♪ My birthday present was a tribute park ♪

♪ A-Huntin' and a-fishin' till the sky went dark ♪

♪ I fell in love with an old dang clone ♪

♪ Now my wife is mad 'cause she's all alone ♪