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(GARRA) Mommy...

Am I...?

Am I...?

[whimpering]

[heavy breathing]

[grunts]

(KANKURO) Hey, that's so cool!

Hm?

Whoa...!

Hm...?

What about... food shapes? Can you do that?

[sigh]

Uh... [chuckle]

Wha-?

Whoa...!

Whoa, grilled squid!

[chuckle] Ohhh...

Ramen!

[chuckle]

(KANKURO) Uhhh... Cherries!

Lobster!

Uhhh... Sea urchin rice bowl!

(TEMARI) [chuckle]

Oh, man! You are totally amazing!

Ummm...

How 'bout...

...a really big poop?

[sigh/groan]

(KANKURO) Can you do that?

[sigh/groan]

(RASA) Temari...

[gasp]

Kankuro...

[grunt]

(KANKURO) Yes, sir!

[sigh] Gaara...

(RASA) Temari!

Hm?! Yes!

[sigh]

[groan]

[sigh]

That kid's so creepy...

Just what is he?

Yeah. He's scary...

So incredibly freaky...

He's that cursed kid.

(GAARA) Hey, hey Yashamaru...

Why is it...

...that we have to get hungry?

Well, just maybe...

...it's so we get the chance to eat great food!

I see...

I think you're right! [chuckle]

The food that you make me always tastes so god, Yashamaru!

[slurping]

[chewing]

[coughing]

[chewing]

[grunting]

Hm? [chuckle]

Hey, Yashamaru...

Why is it that the sky is blue?

(YASHAMARU) Well... it could be that way... so we can gaze up at the serene blue sky... to allow us to feel calm and refreshed.

I see...

Yeah, you're right!

Because...

...when I look up at the sky, the pain inside my heart feels a little bit better.

[chuckle]

Hey, Yashamaru...

I don't seem to get sleepy even when it's nighttime. Why is that?

(YASHAMARU) Now, that's a problem.

Normally when you close your eyes, you should get tired.

(GAARA) Oh, really?

Hey...

Why...?

Hm?

Why don't I have a mother?

Oh, uh...

Instead of a mother, you get to have me, Lord Gaara.

And that is because I'm going to remain by your side...

...always.

[chuckle]

[gasp and chuckle]

[grunt]

[heavy breathing] Huh?

Hm?

[grunt]

(GAARA) Oh...! Is it lunchtime?

Mhm!

[chuckle]

(IRUKA) Alright... In order to survive in the shinobi world, taijutsu is absolutely essential.

Now, let's see... when talking about survival, in a way it's like fish swimming their way upstream.

It's not an exaggeration to call it a natural instinct... but...

[sigh] What a drag.

(IRUKA) So, as we approach the idea on survival, what we always have to keep in mind is...

[snoring]

[groggy moans] Huh?

What the-?! What's going on?!

Huh? Uh! [nervous chuckle]

[pained groan]

Hey!

No sleeping in class!

(SHIKAMARU) [snicker]

Hm?

(CHOJI) Ah ha! It was Shikamaru! [growl] Shi-ka-ma-ru!

[chuckle]

[gasp]

(CHOJI) [grunt]

Whoa!

(CHOJI) [grunts]

[dodging and pained grunt]

Come on, you guys! Quiet down, would ya?

I'm trying to sleep here!

(IRUKA) Alright, Naruto, that's enough! We're in class! You're supposed to be learning! You hear me?!

Huh...? [chuckle]

It's not the time to sleep!

Naruto! Shikamaru! Choji! You three, go stand in the hallway!

(NARUTO, SHIKAMARU, CHOJI) What?!

(IRUKA) No "what's!"

(NARUTO, SHIKAMARU, CHOJI) Yes, sir...

Aw, man... Iruka Sensei is always getting mad at me.

(CHOJI) Um, hey... I've got snacks. You guys want some?

Whoa! Oh... Shhh!

[chuckle]

[chuckle] Hm!

Totally! I'll have some!

Okay you three, have you given some thought to the way you've behaved?

[snoring]

(IRUKA) Good grief, you guys! Really?!

[grunt]

[deep breath] Hmph!

[snoring]

[inhale and yell]

[startled yells]

[laughing]

(NARUTO) Iruka Sensei! You really scared us, ya know!

(SHIKAMARU) I'm gonna get you for that...

(CHOJI) Huh?! W-What happened?

Ha! I knew I'd find you here!

Hey, Shikamaru... Can you lend me some money?

Wait, let me guess why... For some snacks again?

(CHOJI) Yeah!

I mean, what else is there to buy besides snacks? And even if there was, why would you want it?!

(SHIKAMARU) Aw man, what a drag...

Hm?

(SHIKAMARU) You know...

...you're one in a million...

[chuckle]

[giggles and chattering]

(BULLY A) What's with your eyes?

(BULLY B) They're so creepy!

(BULLY C) Yeah! Don't even look at us, ya weirdo!

(NARUTO) C'mon, cut it out! Leave her alone. What'd she do to you anyway?!

(BULLY A) What, you wanna be a bug hero or something?

You shouldn't pick on people weaker than you, ya know!

What? Just shut up, kid!

[gasp]

(BULLY A) [chuckle] Whatever. this is boring. Let's go, guys!

[gasp]

(BULLY B) Yeah, this is boring.

(BULLY C) Let's go. [laughing]

Man, what a drag. I can't believe him, doing stuff like that.

Instead of butting into other people's business, he should be polishing his skills. Stupid Naruto.

[chewing]

Don't call him that.

(SHIKAMARU) Huh? What?

Naruto isn't stupid.

I mean...

...even you said that in shogi all the pieces are necessary, and you said that... about me...

Huh?!

What are you talking about, Choji?

You're just mad at me 'cause I didn't loan you any money before, that's all.

You're wrong.

Naruto is...

Naruto's like you, Shikamaru!

Don't call him stupid! Now take it back!

(SHIKAMARU) Man...

What a drag! Listen, at least try and make sense when you talk.

[grunt] Don't...

Don't you order me around! [growl]

[growl]

(NARUTO) Hm? Hey. Hey! What are you guys doing?!

[grunting]

(NARUTO) Come on, stop it! You guys are friends, aren't you? Why are you fighting?! Hey! Stop!

'Cause- [straining]

...this fatso started complaining!

[grunts and struggles]

Shikamaru, open your eyes! [struggling] And I'm not a fatso!

[grunts]

[straining] I'm pleasantly plump!

(NARUTO) Alright...

...let me buy into this fight!

(CHOJI AND SHIKAMARU) Huh...?!

[chuckle]

What's that mean?

Oh! Then I'm gonna buy snacks with all the money you'll pay me!

What?

What's that about?

[laughing]

[chattering]

Yeah, that's exactly what I did! And then I went to the usual spot. You guys know the place, right?

Huh... so that's what happened.

Mmm... Naruto, you want some chips?

(NARUTO) Oh! Yeah, thanks!

[chuckle]

(NARUTO) [chewing]

Huh?

Hey! Look!

Hmmm?

(SHIKAMARU) What, seriously? What a drag!

(NARUTO) Man, forget that!

(CHOJI) Nope, no way.

(NARUTO AND CHOJI) No girls for me! [gasps] Uh-oh!

Ahhh!

(NARUTO) Look out, she's coming!

(NARUTO, SHIKAMARU, AND CHOJI) Ahhh!

[heavy breathing]

(SHIKAMARU) Aw, man!

[heavy breathing]

That Ino... She's terrifying when she's mad!

What a drag. [heavy breathing]

I swear she's gonna end up an old maid. [heavy breathing]

(NARUTO) [gasp] Hey! Look! Over there!

(SHIKAMARU) Huh?

Seems I've spied with my little eye a Pervy Iruka Sensei!

What do you say, Naruto?

You wanna do "that?"

You serious?

You bet!

[chuckle] Mhm!

Oh c'mon, now...

[chuckle] What? I don't know what to say, ladies...! Hm?

Oh...

So it's you, Naruto. What're you guys doing out so late?

Young kids should be in bed by now.

(NARUTO) Sexy Jutsu!

[nervous laugh]

Ahhh!

(GIRLS) Ahh!

See ya later, Naruto. Your Sexy Jutsu was awesome!

Bye-bye, Naruto!

Hey, Shikamaru. It's curry night at my house tonight.

(SHIKAMARU) That sounds great! I'm getting tired of my mom's cooking... [laughing]

K, see ya!

(SHIKAMARU) Yeah!

(CHOJI) See ya tomorrow!

(JIRAIYA) Hey, you know what? Why don't the three of us talk about our dreams tonight?

(OROCHIMARU) Dreams?

(JIRAIYA) Yeah! I mean, if you even have any dreams at all, that is...

(RIN) Kakashi's amazing, isn't he?!

(OBITO) You think? I'll bet you that secretly, he's probably a closet pervert.

(KAKASHI) Next time on Naruto Shippuden: "Jiraiya and Kakashi."