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What the hell are you doing in my room? Mark, I am so sorry. Your door was open,

and I needed to come in and let you know as soon as possible because I need to go

to the next door. I've been told to tell everyone that there was a meeting

tomorrow. I don't know if you heard about it, but now that meeting's

canceled. Wow.

I need to go.

I need to go next door. No, you're not going anywhere.

Where do you think you're going?

Next door to tell them the meeting's canceled.

Did you not get the memo that the meeting was on in the first place? I'm

really sorry. No, no.

See, I know what's going on here.

I left some money, some cash.

Sitting right behind the table there.

It was there five minutes ago.

Oh, these business trips. You know, they really have to put us in a place where

the staff has been properly screened.

Good one. You know, I've been with the company for 25 years. And I've heard

about you. A couple of the senior VPs warned me that you've got sticky

fingers. That's the way it is.

And I don't know if I believed it until now.

You're not going anywhere.

We're going to see what's inside your... Look, I've been with the company

a long time, so I'm a little cooler. If you want to stay with the company for

much longer, you'll start taking off your clothes slowly.

What? Yeah, yeah. I think you have it.

Have what?

pocket, so you must have stuffed it somewhere.

Probably in your bra.

I don't understand what you're looking for.

There's a lot of cash there.

It's not there anymore.

I just went in the bathroom.

Yeah, don't tell me the maid because the maid was here three hours ago.

Have you been drinking? You probably lost track.

There's no meeting. That's what I wanted to tell you.

That's irrelevant right now.

I'm going to take off that

Jacket or whatever you got there.

It's just a jacket.

It's a little hot in here anyway.

I can put on your air conditioning or call maintenance if you have a problem.

I'm here to help.

Should I go call maintenance?

No, you're good. Just take off your jacket.

Stop stalling.

This is really embarrassing for me. I'm older than you. I've been here much

longer. I've heard good things about you, though. You're not going to be

around much longer if you don't take that jacket off.

You'll be working at Wendy's by Monday morning if you don't take that jacket

off. Does that mean it's on my hair color? I don't understand. Did you stick

it behind your... No? Go ahead. Take off your jacket.

We'll get a little out of this.

If you don't have it, you've got nothing to worry about.

I'll apologize profusely.

Let me check inside the pockets here.

I heard you're pretty sneaky. You're probably sleight of hand.

I think I know who's telling me that. It's somebody who I thought... It

doesn't really matter, then, does it? You can stick it in one of these

creases. Okay.

All right, let's take off those shoes, too.

But these shoes, I mean, these are my work shoes.

Well, a wad of money would easily fit underneath your foot there, so we're

going to make sure.

There's nothing, nothing in here.

You don't have anything to hide? You don't have anything to wear? Well, I

don't have anything to hide, but I don't want to...

I should probably take my jacket and shoes back at this point and continue to

let everyone know.

They're going to start looking for me.

What's your job?

I think I'll help you out a little.

Okay, now slowly, slowly, take that down.

Do it.

I need to get dressed. I'm going to tell everyone. They're going to send someone

looking for me. You're going to look like a special person. The sooner you

get finished with this, the sooner you can go on and do it. I just don't want

you to lose your job over. I won't lose my job because I know I'm in the right.

You took my money, and we're going to get to the bottom of this. Make sure you

look under the phone.

Oh, no money.

No money on the floor.

Stop stalling and... Shit.

Don't tell anyone about this.

Well, we'll see.

It depends on what we find out. I just want to get through it.

Yeah, so do I.

I got a golf game.

You're making me late.

It's supposed to be a meeting. I won't tell anyone you... Sticky fingers!

everything. I've got all that.

What have you heard?

I've heard all kind of stuff about you.

This happened more than once on previous trips.

Okay, hold it up like this. Shake it.

I know you don't want to. You probably like young girls in their 20s and make a

lot of money golfing and everything.

I won't tell anybody you made me do this.

I think we should probably go back to...

Me. All right, so let's take these off next.

My pantyhose? Yeah. Do we take them off? It's probably where you stuff the money.

That's where I would stuff it.

You wear pantyhose?

No, but underwear.

It's the same thing.

I should go.

I want to keep your job.

If you don't have the money, I'll see that you get a promotion.

If you do have the money, well, you're going to owe me big time.

More than the money that you stole.

I need every personal assistant anyhow.

Let's get to it.

That's funny.

Yeah, it is kind of funny.

Here, come here.

Alright.

Well, there's only two more pieces.

This is really inappropriate.

I hear people in the hallway. It isn't appropriate that you're in my room,

rifling through my things, stealing my money. You can check with the front

desk. I cleared this.

I should take off this, too.

Oh, my God.

That'd be an easy place to hide it.

I think you like stripping for me.

I don't like stripping. You probably used to strip for a living, didn't you?

No.

I can't dance. You've got a job in the real world.

Don't be shy. Turn around.

I'm going to give you my bra and you can see there's nothing in it.

You didn't sneak it behind the curtain, did you? Turn around. No.

Let me cover it up.

It's so funny.

Well,

we're getting closer and closer.

Okay, twinkle toes.

Let's see what you've got underneath there.

I've got to go.

Yeah.

Right.

Come on.

I've seen naked women before.

Something new.

You look so embarrassed.

Uh-huh.

Don't turn around.

If it falls out of the back, I'll see it. Where are you going?

I'm embarrassed.

Aw. Please let me go. Please let me go. Please. No.

What did I do? No. No. It goes down.

I think I see something under there.

Nothing under there. Uh-huh.

What do you got?

Ah!

That's not your lunch money, is it?

That's about how much I have.

I had heard about you, so I left out a little trap for you, and you fell right

into it.

I'm so sorry. I took your money.

Can I get trust now?

No. Let me see that tattoo.

in the corner.

You're not quitting.

This will be fun. You're going to know me big time.

Lots of sexual favors.

Yes.

You're going to learn the hard way not to fuck with me again and not to steal

from your employees as well.

This is going to be a lot of fun that I'm going to have with you over the next

couple months.

So is so.