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Excellent! These Sealing Tags will stop us!

That was very nicely done, there, young Kazekage!

What's this?!

[grunt]

What's going on? No! Somebody stop this! I wanna be sealed away now!

It's entirely out of our control!

Our bodies have been programmed to automatically counter an enemy's offensive jutsu.

[grunt]

Here they come!

Quick, surround them!

Particle Style: Atomic Dismantling Jutsu!

[heavy breathing]

(Second Tsuchikage AKA Mu) You've gotten old, Ohnoki.

Nonsense! [heavy breathing]

Without the Kazekage's help and sensory skills, you'll surely die, Ohnoki.

"The Mizukage, the Giant Clam, and the Mirage"

[woozy groans]

Hey!

Do not underestimate my jutsu! You seriously need to stand back!

For real!

For real?

Now, here are all my weaknesses!

For real!

For real?

Yes, for real.

Now listen!

I use Shadow Style. In other words, that means Genjutsu.

And my summoning...

...is a Giant Clam!

[pained groans]

And I'm a Lightning Style User!

Line up your Earth Style shinobi to use them as a shield.

And attack with your Wind Style shinobi!

Great, thanks for the intel! You have any other details you can tell us?

I'm not in control of my body!

There's no time for more talk!

Come on!

All right! Wind and Earth Style shinobi, follow me! Sealing Unit, you too!

Yes, that's right, Raikage. Go on, get away from here.

If you and I stick together, then these guys will never be able to seal us.

So...

..Do you have a strategy..

..Fifth Kazekage?!

(GAARA) I'm leaving you in charge here.

Huh? Seriously?!

We have to fight him without you?

Hey, hey, hold on! What kind of tactic is that?!

Didn't you hear me?! I am a Shadow Style User!

This Giant Clam can cast a genjutsu over a very wide area!

It makes you see illusions!

Physical attacks won't work!

I'm talking about a mirage!

I can tell you have no desire to kill.

No, of course not! Why would I?!

I can't stand the idea of being manipulated by another jutsu user.

That's why I want you to seal me as quickly as possible, Kazekage! Hey!

Deal with him.

Come back!

You can count on us.

We'll get wispy whiskers!

Wispy whiskers?

How dare you call me that!

I don't care about the Reanimation Jutsu anymore! I'll kill you!

[frightened goan] I think he means it!

Huh?

[determined groans]

[sigh] How awkward.

Let's get him, guys!

Yeah!

C'mon, let's do this!

I'm counting on you! So show me what you all can do!

Good! Now you look like you mean business!

Listen up! I'll tell you one more time!

Attacking the me you see before you is completely pointless!

Your sensory skills are useless against me.

You shouldn't underestimate me.

Stone Clone Jutsu!

So you'll overwhelm me with numbers. That might work.

Did we get him?

[gasp]

[small yelp]

Really?!

Do you people know how to listen?!

I told you that attacking this me is completely useless!

This me is only a mirage!

(Shinobi A) So what should we do, then?

Are you kidding me?! First you need to defeat my Giant Clam!

It's the one that's been creating the mirage all along!

Its shell is hard. Use large-scale weapons or Paper Bombs!

Yes, but...

What is it?!

We used them in our last attack, see?

[frightened gasp]

Uh, me?!

Come on! Just hurry up and retrieve all your weapons!

Uh, right. Sorry!

Everyone, quickly!

[tugging grunts]

Hey, that one's mine.

Now where's my weapon?

Hey, look! A lot of 'em are over there!

And you guys call yourselves shinobi?

I'm sorry that this is taking so long.

How awkward.

All right! Let's do this, people!

Target the Giant Clam!

[throwing grunts]

Whoa!

Did we?

What?

Damn it! I can't stand this anymore!

Huh?

Look, will you listen to me? I keep telling you the same thing!

That Giant Clam there is also a mirage, you idiots!

You have to go after the real one!

Yeah, all right! But where's the real one?

[groan] Just like I said!

It's hiding somewhere back there behind me using the mirage as a cover!

[grunt] Damn it!

How many times do I have to say it? Attacking this me is useless!

Uh, well, actually I was aiming for the Giant Clam behind you.

I told you, that's just a mirage, you idiot!

Aw, I'm so confused!

I don't understand this!

Seriously! We don't understand it, either!

Look, you guys..

(shinobi E) Whispy whiskers!

[angry groan] You're dead!

[frightened moans] He means it!

Who said that?!

Apologize! Now!

I'm sorry.

[sigh] How awkward.

Let's try an all-out attack again, you guys!

Let's go!

Yeah!

Really?! Are you sure you want to do that?!

Where'd that come from?!

Behind you, Tsuchikage!

[grunt]

No! Not now!

Particle Style! Atomic Dismantling Jutsu.

Huh?

Is that?

Planet Rasengan!

Is that?!

Naruto?!

Yes!

Damn it!

Lord Mu is a Sensory Shinobi.

(Naruto) Gaara!

Sand!

[grunt]

Using Sand as a springboard for his attack. I see.

Dodge this. My jutsu's faster than yours.

[gasp]

[attack yell]

Good.

This is...

a violently rotating...

Rasengan!

Earth Style..

Weighted Boulder Jutsu!

Thanks to that, you're so heavy now you can't even raise your arms.

[stretching]

You used to hate the other villages. Now you work with them so well.

I've learned that it's worth living a long life.

You can enjoy change.

Don't let your guard down yet. I'm still...

Nice!

Way to go, Gaara!

Oh, yeah, and you were pretty awesome back there, as well, Shortly Gramps!

I am the Tsuchikage, you know!

Have respect!

What are you doing on the battlefield, Naruto?!

Why are you here?!

Err... well...

I, uh...

It's a long story.

You better be able to provide an explanation good enough to persuade me!

(Shikaku) That's not possible.

Huh?

So I'll do the talking. This is Shikaku Nara at HQ.

Lord Tsuchikage, Lord Kazekage.

You were in the midst of fighting, so I thought I'd save the complicated talk for later.

All right, we're all ears. But the fighting's not over.

We must head out soon.

You can brief us on the way.

Hm..

[woozy groans]

You know, I'm really not trying to win against you, here!

[struggling] You're just too strong for us.

[groan] Still, you must seal me.

Otherwise, I'll remain a puppet controlled by your enemy.

And I'm loath to stay like this, believe me!

Okay everyone! Get up!

[struggling]

So that's it...

I can't believe even the Raikage relented!

Very well. I understand.

(Shikaku) I'll cease transmitting now.

Right.

Naruto.

It's good you're going to each battlefield to identify transformed enemies.

But as a former Jinchuriki, I know...

The Nine Tails' chakra you have. Are you really sure that it's safe to use it so heavily?

You know what? I don't plan to die until I become Hokage.

Just because you're Kazekage already, doesn't mean you can treat me like a kid.

I'll take the right battlefront! Gaara, Grampa Tsuchikage, you guys go to the left.

Naruto, the Third Raikage is on that battlefield!

Got it!

And our opponent's going to be the Second Mizukage, right?

Yes, the Genjutsu User.

Well then, ordinary combat methods won't work against him.

[gasp] I thought he was right there?

Why do I bother to keep telling you it's a mirage?

Go pick them up!

Hey, you there!

What's that? Are you talking to me?

Yes, you! You're from the Hidden Mist, aren't you?

Aren't you familiar with my jutsu?

Sorry, I only know a little about you, Lord Second.

I mostly just know about the current Fifth Mizukage.

[groan]

The Hidden Mist's obsession with secrecy is to blame for this!

If I knew things would be like this, I would've left behind a more memorable legacy!

[small gasp]

Uh, oh.

Hey! All of you! Playtime's over! You've gotta come at me seriously now!

But we have been serious this whole time.

I have no control over my body. It's casting jutsu all on its own.

Damn it! I can't stand being used like this!

It's my Water Balloon Jutsu! Defend yourselves!

[shocked groans]

Huh?

[shocked moans]

Huh?

It's Commander Gaara!

Hey, what took you so long?!

Now, I hope this time you'll be able to seal me!

Yes, I intend to.

I'm looking forward to it.

Commander!

[grunt]

[screams]

[pained yells]

[frightened running]

[pained yell]

[grunt]

Don't look elsewhere! Pay attention!

[heavy breathing]

Hey...

Is that all you've got?

[heavy breathing]

I've been telling you my weaknesses. You guys are useless!

Yeah, you keep telling us, but it's not helping. You're too strong!

[heavy breathing]

This is more like oil than water.

Even if I use Sand as a defense, it'll just seep in and collapse it.

You tried to stop Mu first, didn't you?

You always have to stop the strongest opponent first.

That's what winning a battle is all about!

We did.

[groan]

Oh, please! It's obvious that I'm the stronger one!

I mean, that Mu guy looks like nothing more than a half dead mummy.

Am I right?

Maybe.

However, appearances can be deceiving.

You are strong.

Hm!

So finally, you understand!

Hey! What do you mean, "appearances can be deceiving?!"

Your wispy whis- Shhh!

[moan]

[angry exhale]

I already told you. I'm not even here.

You're seeing my giant clam's wide range genjutsu. It's a mirage.

Physical attacks are useless!

You must find the Giant Clam quickly and crush it! Or this will never end!

Ah, yes. You use sand.

I simply prefer to let my actions do the talking for me.

It's over there!

I see. You were already searching for it with your sand.

That's why you were distracted and only focused on defense.

Well, finally! At last I get to face a worthy foe!

Now hurry up and defeat me, already!

[schocked grunt]

I used too much chakra in my battle with Lord Mu.

I can't use Particle Style now!

Then I have no choice.

I'll just have to smash it to pieces!

Earth Style! Stone Fist Jutsu!

Just one problem.

[pained groan]

A weak punch like that isn't going to be enough, little Ohnoki. Put some power into it!

You're not using Particle Style, you must be out of juice.

You forget that I'm not that Lil' Ohnoki from long ago that you made fun of.

Huh?

Earth Style..

Super Weighted Boulder Jutsu!

Not bad, Ohnoki! Not bad at all!

Oh, no! I've done it now!

The genjutsu's undone.

[struggling] My back!

In my heart, I always knew you'd become Tsuchikage one day.

[struggling groan]

But just look at you now! You're nothing more than a stubborn old fool with a bad back!

I'll admit that punch had some real power to it, but you overdid it and put yourself out of commission!

Hey! Hurry up and escape, would ya?!

This is the Hozuki Clan's Water Gun Jutsu!

[pained groan]

Go on! I can't stop myself!

(Temari) No matter how many times we attack, there's no effect!

We haven't inflicted any damage!

(Dodai) We need a more powerful Wind Style User.

(Temari) Well, I'm not a half bad Wind Style user myself, you know.

Honestly, in the Allied Forces, there isn't a stronger one.

(Naruto) Yeah, there is! Me!

Next time on Naruto Shippuden: "Paradox"

(Temari) Is it a new Rasengan? It just might work!