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[laughing]

Dry land! It's been so long!

At last, we're here! Tell me, does this mean that we've finally made landfall on the new continent?!

New continent? Are you saying that we've arrived at the Land of Lightning?

No, Not quite yet. We're just stopping here to restock our supplies.

Our ocean voyage is really only beginning, Guy.

[freaking out]

You mean I have to endure more time on the high seas!? I'll never make it!

Huh?

After we leave this port, we're not going to be able to dock anywhere for a while.

Oh... I see...

We'll sail for two weeks. Beause that's how long it takes to navigate the Sea Route of Silence.

The Sea Route of Silence?

Yes. The Sea Route of Silence is a very unusual region in the middle of the ocean.

In that area, there's no wind or sealife at all.

There's an odd magnetic field. So even steamships don't work there.

But, then how is our ship supposed to move?!

There's a narrow strip, only as wide as a canal, where a small current continuously flows.

The boat will be carried safely along that current.

But once we're on it, we won't be able to speed up or to turn around.

Hmmm...

So it's kinda like riding on a horse that you can't control?

But there are good things about it, too.

Every single ship that enters that route will be in the same situation.

So pirates or other enemy ships can't attack us.

Okay, I get it...

Anyway, we need to get two-weeks worth of provisions.

We can't afford to run out while we're on the Sea Route of Silence.

Aoba, can you get these supplies?

Naruto, I need you to get Guy Sensei's share.

Why are all of you guys spinning around?

Well, I guess if I have to...

Okay! Well, that's everything on the list. Now, I just need to get back to the ship and we can set sail!

Whoa! Hey, what's the matter, there, boy?

[grunting]

I'm sorry about that, mister. Are you okay?

I think so...

Hey, you're a Hidden Leaf Ninja, aren't you?

Huh? Oh... Yeah...

Is it true the Five Great Nations are now allies and are preparing to go to war?

Is that the rumor that's going around?

Sure is. Small nations like ours have little choice but to do what the Great Nations say.

But seeing that you've stopped here to get provisions...

I suppose you're going through the Sea Route of Silence to the Land of Lightning?

Yeah, that's the plan, all right.

I can't tell you much more than that.

I wish I could buy some vegetables from you to make up for what happened, but I already

got everything that we're going to need.

Then--

How about buying one of these?

Oh, um, What's that?

This is a mushroom that's known as a Moldshroom.

A Moldshroom, huh...?

They're really quite delicious! And they reproduce quickly. In case of an emergency...

You can just grow some more, so you won't have to worry about running out of food.

Those who sail the Sea Route of Silence often buy one to keep as a last resort.

Huh-- That does sound like a good thing to have!

All right! Sounds good to me; I'll take it!

'Bye!

'Bye! Thank you!

"Eat or Die! Mushrooms from Hell!"

No, I don't want to go! I won't get back on board!

This is the Hidden Cloud Village! Right?!

You guys are mistaken!

Please, Guy! Be reasonable. Don't act like a spoiled child, all right?

Uh!

[grunting]

Guy!

Naruto, why did you do that?!

'Cause I don't have the time or patience to deal with Bushier Brow sensei freaking out.

Well, none of us do, but still--

C'mon! It's time to set sail!

All right, Guy. Let's go.

[seagulls cawing]

[seagulls cawing]

[grunting]

Have a safe trip, now!

It would appear we finally entered the Sea Route of Silence.

I can barely see anything at all here...

And all this humidity. Just thinking about sailing through this for two weeks...

It makes you feel so gloomy...

That may be, but this is the safest place on the ocean for us right now.

Listen, Naruto... you should use this time to rest up.

Yeah, you're right...

What's the matter Captain Yamato?

It's nothing, I'm fine!

Yamato!

Yamato! Wake up!

He just doubled over in pain. And then he collapsed.

All we can do for now is let him rest.

Did something happen?

Bushier Brow Sensei! You aren't feeling seasick?!

The swaying subsided once we entered the Sea Route of Silence, and because of that,

my seasickness finally faded away!

Oh, that's good. But just when you're feeling better, Captain Yamato's feeling worse...

Huh? What's going on with Yamato?

We aren't certain just yet. That said...

It appears to me that something unknown has been eating away at Yamato's chakra.

Eating away at his chakra...?!

We can't explain why it's happening.

But is he going to be okay...?

We've got a problem!

What's wrong?!

Come with me. I'll show you.

What are all those?!

Mushrooms?!

Did some kind of spore get mixed in with our food?!

I did buy a mushroom that this guy called a Moldshroom, but only one of them.

And it didn't have a poisonous-looking color like all of these do.

This is the ship's entire food supply, right here.

You mean all our food is destroyed?!

Then these mushrooms are the only things that we have left to eat onboard?!

But check out their coloring. Don't you think they're poisonous?!

It's not just the food.

Our water supply is gone, too.

No way! But we can't keep going without food or water! We're gonna have to turn this ship around

right now!

We can't. Once we're on the Sea Route of Silence...

...turning back is impossible.

But we just started sailing on the Sea Route...

Are you saying that we can't change course for another two weeks?!

Then it seems that we have no choice. We'll simply have to do without food or water until then.

Are you kidding...?!

Even if there's no food...

There's gotta be at least one fish.

All right, maybe a bird...?

There's nothing!

Once, at the peak of my hot-blooded youth...

I trained by fasting.

A person burns sixteen hundred calories every day.

When it's robbed of nourishment, the human body converts its own muscle into protein and

turns its fat to energy.

And that keeps you from starving...

I can't believe this... I don't wanna go out this way.

But all that's true only if you can keep yourself hydrated.

And right now, we can't do that.

In a situation like this, even the most determined adult will die in one to two weeks.

Wait, what day is this?!

I don't know. A whole week might have passed already.

I've been hungry for so long, my stomach can't even tell the time! What'll we do?!

If this continues, then all of us are going to starve.

Perhaps it's time for our last gamble.

Our last gamble?

Come on, Naruto!

Uh!

Seriously?! This is your last gamble?

It's our only option now.

If these are edible...

They sure look really poisonous to me.

But these mushrooms could be delicious for all we know...

And if we don't eat something really soon, then we're gonna die!

Yeah, I know, but--

Naruto, let's do rock-paper-scissors.

All right! I'm ready for this! Bring it on!

Then let's do this!

Ready, set, go! Rock-paper-scissors!

Yes! In your face! I win! I win!

Paper! Just as flimsy as those who choose it!

You know you don't have to be such a sore loser, Guy Sensei...

[groaning]

Sensei. It's time for you to be a man... and step up.

[lightly sobbing]

Hey, are you...?

[hysterical laughing]

Aw, what's going on now?! Have you totally lost it or what?

No, Naruto, I'm fine. I'm merely relishing the moment.

Huh?

I've been waiting for this for a long time now...

Thank you for this food!

Bushier Brow Sensei... You feeling okay?

The mushrooms were poisonous!

[grunting]

[laughing]

So tasty! I've never eaten anything that's so delicious!

I can't believe I haven't had them before now!

Bushier Brow Sensei, are you really sure that they taste okay?

I'm gonna eat up every last one of them!

Wait! I want some, too!

Hey, you're right, these do taste great! I can't stop!

[gobbling]

[chuckling]

I'm starting to feel really, really good!

[chuckling] Yeah, me too. Energy's rising from inside my body!

[chuckling]

There are more mushrooms over there, and I'm gonna eat 'em!

No, those mushrooms are mine for the taking.

[snarling]

Mushroom Hurricane!

I know your weakness, Bushier Brow Sensei!

Ninja Art! Mushroom Harem Jutsu!

[giggling]

Bushier Brow Sensei!

You're so cute!

Let's have some fun!

You're too naive! You think something like that will stir up my hot-bloodedness!?

Great Mushroom Hurricane!

Huh?

You're mine! Mushroom Rasengan!

Ha! Too easy!

Ahhh!

Not bad! Shadow Clones, huh?

And the real one's right here!

Mushroom Rasengan!

Severe Mushroom Hurricane!

[fighting]

[retching]

I can't believe this... How did this happen?

I should have never bought that damn mushroom!

But what difference does it really make! I still need to find something to eat!

Huh?

That's it! Of course!

Ninja Art: Mushroom Summoning Jutsu!

Well, hi! Naruto! What do you want?

Oh, boy, do you look yummy!

I'm gonna eat you!

[screaming]

Good. It looks like they're all dead.

Their ship was heading for the Land of Lightning, so they must have some kind of

treasure hidden onboard here.

You're incredible, boss, your cleverness never ceases to amaze me!

Yeah, a pirate that takes down ships with one mushroom!

The Moldshroom starts out as just an ordinary mushroom.

But if you keep it in a dark, humid place for more than a day, then it turns into a toxic

mushroom that spreads rapidly.

It wreaks havoc out here on the Sea Route of Silence. They probably had no clue what hit 'em.

All right...!

Search this ship, and bring all the treasure back to me!

Got it!

So... this was all your doing, huh?

Hey, how come you guys are still-!

But you-! You were supposed to starve to death!

That's pretty much what I figured, and it almost worked, too. I was about to give in.

I was so hungry I almost ate everything in sight.

Wait, wait, wait, Gamatatsu, just stop!

But Naruto, I'm so hungry! And you sure do taste good, yes siree!

You stupid toad! I'm the one who's going to be eating you!

Wait! I think I just got a really fantastic idea!

At this point, I'll eat just about anything!

I asked Gamatatsu if he would bring a whole bunch of Granny Shima's cooking back for us!

A trick, huh?

And thanks to her, we ate enough bug cuisine to last us our entire lifetimes.

Just thinking about how it tasted...

We owe you for making us eat that.

We'll pay you back, big time!

[screaming]

[seagulls squawking]

The waves are back to normal!

But look at this mess. This place is a wreck! What happened?

Naruto, do you know?

Uh... no... My memory's been kinda fuzzy ever since I ate all those mushrooms.

But, you're right: this is a real mess! It looks like pirates came in here and raided us or somethin'.

It's awful. Yamato's going to be very upset.

You know, I wonder if some kind of disaster happened while we were out of it...

[grunting]

Suddenly I feel seasick!

Come on, not again, Bushier Brow Sensei!

Yamato? Hey, you awake?

Yeah, I guess.

What happened to me?

You became host to a parasitic fungus.

And it was leeching off of your Wood Style chakra. But you should be just fine now.

It's funny... That just one little mushroom could cause such big problems!

I guess it goes to show you how vast this world is.

What are you going to do with us?

Apparently, the Sea Route of Silence has a way back.

You're not going to send us there, are you?!

Yeah. I sure am.

But it takes two weeks to travel that route! What will we do for food?!

For food? Don't worry about that!

Hm?

But this is-!

As long as you guys have that mushroom, you'll have no problem filling up your bellies! See ya!

Wood Style!

It was all the boss' idea! We were just following orders!

Please! Take us back! I'm begging you! Don't do this to us!

Mushroom casserole?!

Look, we don't have any choice. All our other provisions are gone. We'll restock at the next port.

All we have are...

Mushrooms or bugs!

Oh, man! I don't want to eat either one of them!

Oh yeah? Why? These mushrooms are really good!

Just eat, already!

Can't I have something normal to eat for once?!

What are they doing?

Seems like Naruto and his clones are fighting.

This is just great! Fiery, hot-blooded men fighting and colliding!

That doesn't seem to be the case here.

We're taking control of this ship. So if you value Naruto's life, then you'll agree to our

demands unconditionally!

Next time on Naruto Shippuden: Revenge of the Shadow Clones.

It's one hassle after another.