Original subtitles

-That came a lot closer than I thought.

[laughter]

-Fuen needs lessons in how to set a good trap.

-Their skill's unbelievable.

We may be out of our depth here.

-Did any of those get him?

-Not quite.

-Come on, then.

-Laughable!

You can't run forever.

Earth style.

Stone plate coffin.

That's the end of that.

Well, you've earned a grave marker, at least.

Dammit, Fuen.

I broke a sweat 'cause of you.

-You should never overestimate your own jutsu.

Always make sure that the job is done.

YAMATO (VOICEOVER): But what's their game here?

After stealing the bodies, they deliberately

attract attention as they escape.

-Maybe they're after one of us from the Leaf Village.

That could mean Danzo has a hand in it all.

[theme song]

-It looks like we're trapped in the middle of the enemy's

jutsu, huh?

First thing we should do is locate the others.

They've probably regrouped nearby.

-I'm gonna go find your idiot friend.

-Hey, wait a second, will ya?

-I'll be fine on my own.

You'll just slow me down.

-Oh, boy.

So much for working together.

We're all off on our own now.

Oh, well.

Can't be helped.

I doubt he's had the team training that Naruto and I have

had.

Come to think of it, Naruto flunked that course, didn't he?

-All right.

What's her deal?

-Ugh.

Manual labor.

Not really my cup of tea.

The traps in this place were supposed to do the work for me.

I guess I have no choice.

Let's make it a quickie, shall we?

-Don't worry.

It'll be quite, all right.

I guarantee you that.

Let's go!

What in the blue blazes was that?

-Oh, my.

The taste leaking from your chakra network.

Who knew?

So you're one of the rare few with wind-based chakra.

-What about it, you lunatic?

-You'll make for a nice addition to my collection.

-What?

-What do you prefer, kid?

French or traditional?

-What do you mean?

Like food?

-Cutie.

I meant kissing.

-Wait, you're saying-- ahh!

You saying you want to make out with me?

-That's right, hun.

You think you can handle it?

I mean, you have been kissed before, haven't you?

-Come on!

Are you kidding me?

Don't be ridiculous.

Of course I have!

I know it was a guy, but still.

-Really?

Whatever.

Anyway, how about having a little fun with me?

-Yuck.

No freaking way, lady.

Women like you are nothing but trouble!

-I don't believe it.

He turned me down.

-What the heck is wrong with this chick?

I've heard of easy, but this is ridiculous.

-You never want to disappoint a lady, sweetie-pie.

Now, you are mine.

-No way.

Can't we talk about it?

-Reaper kiss.

What?

-Not bad.

A little on the cold side, maybe.

But you've got soft lips, that's for sure.

-Your last moments would have been sheer bliss

if you had just held still for a minute.

-Good luck finding the real me!

-Well, now you've gone and ticked me off, kid.

-This isn't merely some genjutsu.

I designed this terrain and summoned it

into being, calling it forth from another dimension.

Run, if you wish.

However, escape is impossible.

-I'm not stupid enough to fight in a terrain created

by the enemy.

-There's no point in hiding.

Skulk about all you want.

My eyes will be on you.

After all, I've already left my mark on you.

I know where you're going.

Almost before you do.

SAI (VOICEOVER): Am I safe?

-I need to find the others fast.

I'd better get moving.

-Off in that direction, are you?

-What?

How could they possibly know where I am now?

And why are there traps waiting everywhere I go?

-I think this little game has gone on long enough.

How unfortunate.

Every move you make shows up on the design

plans I carry with me.

Earth style, spears of stone!

Farewell.

-Ninja art, super beast scroll.

-Spears of stone!

Clever boy.

He got away.

But don't I look the fool.

Well, I guess if he's capable of outmaneuvering me,

perhaps he might be more of a challenge that I first thought.

-Hm?

Hardly the time to be standing watch over an old man.

-Huh?

A message at this hour?

[oinking]

-Shizune, what have you got?

-An owl, ma'am.

A Blakiston's fish owl, I think.

-That's not what I meant.

What is it doing here?

-Oh.

Uh-- it's an urgent message from the Fire Temple.

Team Kakashi was ambushed while pursuing the enemy.

-Why didn't you say sooner?

-I've already dealt with one of them.

-Well, unlike your opponent, mine

was a young man with some actual fight in him.

-Did he get away?

-The labyrinth that I created is absolute perfection.

They'll never make it out alive.

-You sure about that?

-They've barely had a taste of what's to come.

If anyone survives they'll deserve a standing ovation.

-This smell-- it's sulfur.

It doesn't seem to be poisonous.

Sai!

-Ninja art, super beast scroll!

-Sai, you all right?

Sai, try not to move.

Looks like your arm's broken.

This is gonna hurt.

Try and bear with me.

That should do it.

Now, for the spider venom.

Don't worry.

It's not that toxic.

I'll neutralize the poison, OK?

-So, were you moved just now?

-Huh?

-You were moved, weren't you?

Enough to save me.

-What's that?

Guide to self-sacrifice?

-Yes.

It's been a help to me.

According to this book, if you want to endear yourself

to people, nothing works more than laying down your life

for them.

Particularly when it comes to women.

Perhaps it'll work on Naruto, too.

-Huh?

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

Zip it.

[scream]

-You've had some luck, but now I'm angry, little boy.

-Ready to fight now, huh?

OK.

Now you're talking.

-Yeah, show us what you got, lady.

-You don't think you can lock lips with all of us,

now, do you?

-Fire style, phoenix flower jutsu!

Like I said.

Just a boy.

Now, I wonder where the real one is hiding.

-Wait.

Did I get her?

What the-- oh, hell.

Where'd she go?

I don't get it.

I'm almost positive I tagged her.

[laughter]

-Earth style, hidden in stone jutsu.

You're plucky, that's for sure.

And your wind chakra's formidable.

Can't wait to make it mine.

-Jeez, what are you, immortal?

Nobody gets up after I blast them with the Rasengan.

-Your attacks are sloppy.

I can read them like a book.

But enough banter.

Those lips of yours need kissing.

You ready, handsome?

-Sorry.

I don't think I'm as easy as you are.

-First I'm gonna knock the words out

of that smart little mouth of yours.

-Shadow clone jutsu!

-Oh, please.

More clones?

Not very creative.

Then I'll just go with-- water style, mouth of the serpent.

NARUTO (VOICEOVER): She can use earth, fire, and water chakra.

How can she have three?

-Lightning style, earth flash!

-Lightning?

What the-- four kinds of chakra?

Come on!

-What in the world is that?

Who are you?

-You're Sora, aren't you?

I've been waiting for you.

[music playing]

NARUTO: A woman's hair.

Feminine mystique.

Please.

What do I care about any of that stuff?

At any rate, she's got earth, fire, water, lightning,

and wind chakra.

That's all of them!

I've got my wind, too.

Time to put all that training to good use.

Ah-- wait!

I haven't mastered any wind-style jutsu yet!

Next time-- Contact.