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Dedicated to Legend of C�neyt Arkin

The world. Deceiving world.

It was this world that witnessed throughout history...

...the legends written and all the great victories won by the Turks.

Everything began with our voyage from Central Asia to Anatolia.

In 1071, Sultan Alparslan won the Malazgirt Field Battle.

In 1299, the Ottoman Empire w-as founded by Osman Bey.

Fatih Sultan Mehmet conquered Istanbul in 1453.

He ended one era to begin a new one.

Suleyman the Magnificent's time saw us as a World Empire...

...that spread to 3 continents

In 1923 our Great leader Mustafa Kemal...

...Ataturk founded the Turkish Republic.

Galatasaray won the UEFA Championship in 2000.

We are the Champions.

And in 2055. We are in space.

It's like their backyard. I told them...

...so many times not to put garbage in space.

- Yes sir?

One black coffee. And a cup of sage tea for Gonca.

- Coming right up commander. - So where were we?

Oh! If we could only start.

Write my sweetie. I am in total darkness.

I still haven't found the Turkish astronaut Gokmen (Spaceman)...

...lost for 8 space years.

For the first time, I feel so hopeless.

Oxygen is slowly depleting. Ankara Golbasi denies refueling...

...they want me back.

But I haven't given up my search for Gokmen, and I won't give up.

I have total confidence in my men.

They are as dedicated as ever.

Damn the fool that made you the commander of this ship!

All the guy thinks about is Gokmen. He never says anything but "Gokmen".

I've had enough of this Cemal bro. Eight years. Isn't that long enough?

I was a fool to accept this post. I fell into the money trap. Stupid me.

Here we go. It's my wife calling. Yes, Neriman?

- We're being kicked out of the house.

We are about to enter a black hole.

I'll call you right back, okay?

- Are you fooling around out there in space?

Yes! I have a Martian girlfriend here. She can't utter a single word.

On top of that, she has four breasts.

- I couldn't pay the kids' school tuitions. Or the school bus fee.

You think I'm having a ball here? Don't you realize that I would like to...

...pay all the tuition, for everything, on time as well?

The wages haven't been paid, you see?

Two letters, left to right. What's Turkey trying to enter...

...for a hundred years? EU.

An unknown object is coming towards us, quick.

For once find out its damn identity!

I don't know how, you take a look!

- You bought my betting slip, right? - This is not the time Cenap!

That's been taken care of, bro. We charged it on Osman's credit card.

Give me the coordinates immediately, otherwise, God forgive me, I will...

...report you to Golbasi.

90-60-90.

Come on Cenap!

Cenap would do anything for you!

Did it start, is the race on yet?

It's an emergency, code red!

Doesn't she know anything other than code red? What is this?

There's a meteor coming at us!

God save us all! It's definitely a KA48!

How would you know?

Look at it! It's moving like a roving mine, spinning all over the place.

It won't see the target, it lost control.

I hope so! Ozan who did we bet for?

- For grandma Sefika. - Sefika is a great horse.

It really is moving towards us!

It's coming closer. We must raise the protective shields.

Stop giving orders and start moving!

Come on! Go Sefika, you come from a family of champions!

We must raise the protective shields.

The protective shields!

Do you know which button to press?

The other day I saw Osman do it. There must be a red button somewhere.

Is this a joke? They're all red!

Why do you still reject me? Don't you understand, I love you!

Not again. Come to your senses. Our country is depending on us.

This ship belongs to everyone! From the very young to the very old.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't spend another minute on this ship, got it?

You want to get off at the next stop?

Is this a public bus or what?

Get me Golbasi. Golbasi, this is lieutenant Tugce from spaceship Ulubatli.

Let's inform Captain Kartal (Eagle)

I'm the trainee captain here. I've been waiting...

...for this day for years.

Golbasi. This is Ulubatli 33 calling.

What is it big sister?

Which button do we use to raise the shields? Over.

I don't exactly know what to say. Over.

Isn't there a competent person over there? Over.

It's holiday time. No one is here. And I am only here to answer the phones. Over.

Wasn't it a holiday last week? Over.

They combined April 23rd Holiday with the Space Holiday.

It's 28 days long. Over.

I wish you all a very happy holiday, over.

I've had enough of your over's! Over.

May God have mercy on me. Help me!

Inny minny miny mo, catch a tiger

What an idiot. What an idiot.

Don't you get it? He's got no idea what he's doing.

How romantic! You're really the greatest man ever.

Why don't you press the last button too?

Enough is enough!

Unbelievable! These are all for me? You thought of everything!

I knew it, you love me too.

- We may have to bid farewell now! - You're making such a big deal out of this

I know you want me too!

Well done my boy. This kid hasn't even gone to elementary school yet.

It's because of you. You smuggled him onto the ship when he was a tiny baby.

What else could I have done? Leave this little orphan with my no good son-in-law?

I only had 6 months until my retirement.

As if the kid wasn't enough, you also brought your dog here.

Be quiet! Quiet!

- Let go. I said Let go. - I can't let go.

Yes my commander?

Gather the crew. I have an urgent announcement to make.

It seems everything is out in the open.

You don't have to give an explanation to anyone.

This is your ship, Captain Kartal. You can do whatever you want.

We finally did it our Great Master! We discovered the radioactive composition...

...that will beam the whole universe to the dark side.

The composition is made...

...of hate instead of love, war not peace, blood and tears instead of happiness.

We can take control of the whole universe with this composition Master.

First I want to try it on the world!

- Why the world? - Why? You are asking Why?

Don't you know that those people always used us? Laughed at us?

They ridiculed us. They shrugged us off.

They made jokes about "Turks in Space".

The Turks?

You know? Once there was a poor but proud Turk.

Actually, he started everything.

This is a very long story, Kazu.

The mightiest soldier encountered was sent to us by the people that we, the extra...

...terrestrials, scattered all over the world millions of years ago.

Who can possibly challenge our Great Master Uga?

The man who saved the world.

The most fearless creature of any living being who ever breathed!

A human wanting to achieve perfection

How perfect can a human being be anyhow?

- Free yourself from the body. Live in your mind, soul...

- ...and you'll breathe underground

The man who saved the world wasn't only a soldier, he was a philosopher too.

How can I forget when he melted my sword to make gloves...

- ...and shoes for himself? - I don't get it. How did he manage that?

He tied stones to his feet and tried walking like that.

When he got stronger he took the rocks off and defeated us...

...jumping up and down

I still don't understand how!

I still hear his words. A world without people...

...people without a world can't exist

I fought such a human being Kazu!

I'm so confused Master. If you'll let me, I need to take some painkillers.

What about me Kazu! What do you suggest I do?

He ridiculed me. Saying the extra terrestrials had no brains, no matter how

powerful our guns...

...he cut my wrist.

Then why wait for so long to take revenge?

I had my revenge Kazu.

I kidnapped his son when he was born, and named him Zaldabar.

I brought him up as my own son. But that is not enough.

Dad!

I'm going to earth. Need anything?

Don't go to that wretched place!

Everything one needs for trade is there.

The things our people want are there.

There's one more thing that draws me there

Like what?

Between you and me, women are to die for!

Yours are not enough for you?

They are only robots. They do whatever you ask them, they have no souls!

No flirting, no coquetry, none whatsoever, predictability!

Not a sign of jealousy!

You've been slacking off for some time

We haven't practiced for a long time

Draw your sword.

One shouldn't even trust his own father.

Wandering around in space!

I've become a chatterbox, fallen in love.

Take your positions!

Robot Muzaffer and crew are ready to take orders my commander.

Did anyone ask? What's going on?

Because the floors were wet I decided to scrub them with detergent.

We haven't cleaned in such a long time. You're always walking around in shoes.

Have you lost it or what? It's not as if we're running outside!

Hygiene is so very important my son.

Thank God you weren't there when Neil Armstrong took his first step...

...on the moon

Are you saying that he stepped on our lovely moon with his muddy shoes?

- Get in line, now! - Of course.

- How are You soldier? - Fine, fine thanks!

What about you my commander? I hope all is well.

Try acting a bit more human.

Impossible. He works with a series 9000 holographic memory.

Functions such as talking and thinking all belong to its programmer.

Sorry, I just finished getting dressed.

No one in the ship's crew has any health problems sir.

Then why has he been sleeping for the past eight years?

He's the second captain

We're at a high altitude. Most probably the space air had a bad effect on him.

Osman.

A small amount of methane gas. Definite characteristic of a human being.

Shut him up or I'm going to kill him.

- You go and collect the garbage in space. - Yes sir.

Give me a status report on Ulubatli 33.

- In perfect form, God bless her. - May God always protect her!

Stop being cheeky otherwise I'll show you how it's done. Then you'll be protected.

Now go and collect the garbage. How is our helium nuclear battery?

- Active. - Sergeant-Major Cemal?

Lost at the final race my Commander!

You know what, you guys are pushing me to my limits

Oops, I almost forgot. It's past my prayer time. Which way is Mecca?

This way! No, no this way.

This ship is always making me confused.

I'm going to miss prayer time.

We haven't come across any other objects besides waste in the orbit analysis sir.

No visible electrostatic current?

None. I suggest changing our motivation position

- You must present more concrete suggestions. - I am.

Now time to make my important announcement.

I want you all to listen very carefully.

We're going back.

Hey.

Idiots!

I'm aware you haven't been paid in three months due to insufficient funds.

Your relatives on earth have it rough. Let's not forget our sacred mission

But don't forget, we have a mission.

We will not leave without Gokmen.

You all know about that fateful day.

We know.

You already know but I want to remind you

Listen to me at ease.

Forgive me, if I fail to return.

You will return.

Take care of my sister.

What do you mean? You're at the beginning of your life.

You tied the cable really tight, right?

This is an anchor knot.

Son! This step, though small for you, is a very big one for your country.

Conqueror of Space. May your fate be fortunate.

May you be called Gokmen from now on.

Things were going as planned.

Finally we conquered space.

I still get goosebumps just thinking of that magical moment.

The whole world was watching us. TRT, followed by other...

...TV channels such as CNN, BBC, Channel 6, CCTV, millions of people were...

...watching a Turk's accomplishment. That's when I saw a hand with a pair of scissors.

There was an odd ring on one finger.

- Gokmen - Kartal bro!

Houston's speaking on the line.

I know you are out there somewhere.

Get in. Get in you fool!

Would he hear me if I cursed?

Respected Orion Community Members

We've gathered to discuss whether Lunatica...

...Planet fulfilled the necessary criteria to become...

...a full member of our community. Distinguished Dogibus...

...I feel deep sadness...

...at the fact that no progress has been observed on your planet based on the...

...research carried out by our commission.

We've improved the economy, and decreased unemployment.

We're so close to democracy.

What else is there for us to do, members?

- It is not enough. - This progress is not enough.

- Not under these conditions. - Culture, dear Dogibus. Culture.

Here are some clippings from the daily life of an ordinary Lunatician.

- Disgusting. What is that? - Unbelievable.

I don't believe it. Scandalous.

It's not very clear what exactly they are trying to accomplish here.

It's a sport. Sports are very important for Lunaticians.

An enemy of the environment.

But he's making a heart. He's not cutting down the tree.

There's no evil left inside a good one.

And worst of all...

A businessman. Seller of sheep intestines

Forget about everything else but this is unacceptable.

You are well aware that all this began after Gokmen.

Gokmen is a great threat not only to Lunatica but also to the future of space.

You increasingly resemble those living on Earth.

Moreover you have become the...

...very nation that is detested by our great Master Uga.

Then help me out. I don't know what to do about Gokmen.

That's your problem. Try to find a solution.

It's time to send you off to your castle...

...we are about to have a family photo taken.

We'll solve the problem as soon as we can

You're lucky I'm not reporting this to Uga

Don't. Don't. Please don't.

Guard! Guard!

- Yes sir? - So, did you find Gokmen?

- No, we didn't. - How come? We sent a huge troop...

...to the steppe just yesterday!

They disarmed because they hadn't received their wages Master.

Except robots, they're the last soldiers

- That's it? - And there's Spothi.

- Come earthling, come. - The last thing we needed was a lunatic.

I'm an earthling too. I know. That earthling will come and save us.

Get out of my sight!

We have no other choice but to take this matter to Zaldabar.

Zaldabar? Son of our great Master Uga?

Yes. He asked for my daughter the time...

...he helped us bomb the senate.

I told him to wait until she's a bit older

But then he'll ask for even more and more

We have no other choice. Move.

- Find Zaldabar, now. - Yes sir.

According to the land register, Plot 24 block 45, parcel 17

Forest land owned by the State of Mackana.

Very good. Where's the forest Zaldabar?

Cut 'em all. Idiot, if not, we can't build

What about all this water?

We'll dry it up. Mackana's register lets us build three-story buildings here.

But you can go as high as you want.

What about building a multi-story garage on this site?

I'm the one dealing with garages here. Don't interfere. You should build a hotel!

Look at the scenery, ten minutes away from Lunatica.

It's your land register. Legal!

See, I'll even stamp it with the space land register's seal.

Good luck with it!

Show the cash.

OK. Everything's in order.

I'm ready girls.

Stop kissing me, stop.

Where do you learn these stupid manners?

Tell me man of Arna.

This looks like a good batch.

Not like that you imbecile! Light it then smoke.

Must I teach you how to smoke as if...

...it's not enough I steal it from the world

But this isn't Malboro tobacco.

Nothing beats Turkish tobacco

Take it or get lost!

The last raki you gave was counterfeit. You're making a mistake Zaldabar.

Don't wave your hands at me.

Local goods are made by Turks. Everyone should use 'em

Girls, throw this dirt bag into space.

- Boss, the King of Lunatica is on the line - I'll take it.

Hello Zaldabar, how are you?

What's going on?

Dogibus the Fourth calling space bandit Zaldabar.

You with your secret agenda. Who are you harassing this time?

Why don't you come for dinner at my palace and we'll talk then.

How is your pretty daughter, Maya?

She's doing okay, she's fine.

Why can't I see her in person?

You'll see her when you come Zaldabar.

C'mon, I only want to say hi to her.

Where the hell is this girl?

- Maya - Dad

Maya, dear, I'm sorry to disturb you. Maya. My dear.

Dad. This is really not a good time.

A family friend, Zaldabar, is on the line. Will you please have a word with him?

Never. Don't involve me in your dirty work.

Miss Maya. How are you?

I hate you and everybody like you Zaldabar.

Don't pay any attention to her Zaldabar.

I knew her when she was a child. She has really grown up.

- You're coming tonight, right Zaldabar? - Why wouldn't I?

Your girls are really attractive too.

They are only robots.

That's all right, it doesn't matter. Bring them along tonight.

Shameful man!

My commander

Give him the bottle from the glove box

- Take This And throw it into space. - I can't do that my commander.

I'm ordering you to!

Please don't ask me to throw garbage into space my commander.

It's not garbage, it's a blessing!

There's at least a double shot here.

Well good! Gokmen will enjoy it.

If he's still alive, of course.

Take your words out. Put my card in.

Taksim Besiktas bus driver Kartal

That's my commercial title, it's my second job back on Earth.

Cell number is the same

When Gokmen receives this, he'll call me on my mobile.

My commander, forgive me for asking...

Let's say there is air in space, let's say Gokmen is still alive.

Then what has this poor guy been feeding on for the past eight space years?

One should never ever give up hope

What a scientific approach!

This is why you shall never become the captain of a spaceship.

What will you do when scientific methods are no longer enough?

What am I going to do?

You will seek help from the Creator.

- Test one two, test one two, it's Captain Kartal of Ulubatli 33 on the line

It's me my brother, Kartal

Gokmen, if you hear me, follow my voice Gokmen, Gokmen...

...follow my voice!

Ulubatli 33, Ulubatli 33 Houston's speaking on the line.

She's blabbering on and on. Over.

Why don't you redirect Houston to Philips over here.

Let's hear what they have to say.

Not even a hello?

You still haven't learned English Kartal.

But I succeeded in teaching you Turkish, didn't I?

Stop that music, Kartal our satellite is going to crash

Gokmen is our son, we must find him no matter what

You're insane. Gokmen died years ago. Forget about him.

Never! Gokmen!

Do you know why I loved you Kartal?

Don't start reminiscing about the past

- You are a real gentleman - Sure I am

The good old days!

We swam stark naked in the freezing waters of Lake Tahoe

You remember Niagara?

How can I forget? We got soaking wet as you were kissing me.

You stripped me naked to dry my clothes.

You fed me snakes for three days so I did not starve to...

...death in the Grand Canyon.

Don't ever report that! For old time's sake.

I'm sending you a kiss, my dear, bye

Bye then

So captain, you had a chick back then?

We were studying together my son.

What's this sound? Sound scanners?

An unidentified singing object is rapidly approaching us boss.

Let it come closer

That's Pop Orhan

Who's that boss?

A Turkish legend. This is a classic, a work of art

The whole world knows this song

They've entered striking range. Shall we blow them up?

Wait till the song ends. Show some respect

- Bring a bottle Of Raquish. - You want ice boss?

Yep. Bring some cheese too.

Don't be so devastated, I feel bad for you

How can I not Ozi? I sacrificed my whole life for Turkish...

...space adventure.

This country sent me to NASA with scholarships.

They decorated Ulubatli 33 to my liking, they did everything I asked them to.

Then what did I do? I went and lost my student, Gokmen.

I can't face people. That's why I just don't want to go back.

Maybe you'll stay here in space and save the world.

What are you talking about boy? I can't even save myself.

What would my dad say if he saw me now?

All superheroes have a memory of the time they first discovered their powers.

A common characteristic of superheroes is that...

...they keep their identities a secret.

You are the only one who knows the real me, Ozi.

- You're not telling anyone, right? - Of course not Captain!

This guy, Kartal, needs a good lesson. He keeps telling Ozi that...

...he is actually the Son of the Man who Saved the World.

He thinks he's really scaring us all.

Well, if he's the son of the man who saved the world, I'm Conan the Barbarian

I don't actually believe he was educated at NASA.

Certainly the diploma is fake, the guy doesn't know any English.

C'mon, stop talking behind his back. What about you? Didn't you become the...

...doctor of this ship when you were just a nurse because of your connections?

So what, I used to be an agricultural engineer, now I'm a naval engineer.

And I was manufactured as a scientific consultant...

- ...but ended up being a sweeper. - Enough already. Go and get us some tea!

Here we go again.

And you are a plumber

I am not here because I wanted to be. I was exiled. They exiled me to space...

...just because I left a pipe open in the submarine.

Obviously, it sank.

What the hell are you doing there?

There's a leak in the oxygen pipe. I'm closing it.

With your hand? What about the cigarette?

Keep smoking. There's no harm.

The son of the man who saved the world. Where can I find such...

...a man ever again?

Forget this love affair, it's a dead end.

It's been eight years. I'm getting older. I'm going to end up a spinster.

I think you should give up as well.

Superheroes don't have a sex life.

You're going to get hurt.

God willing, you'll marry a nice young man.

No one else will do. I'm in love with Kartal.

It's so close, it's coming towards us.

This is a one way road, is he insane?

This song is about me.

My favorite is Lucky Luke

A lonely cowboy away from his home.

Like you. If he has his Rin Tin Tin, we have our Uranus.

Stop it Ozi, stop fooling with me.

Who am I kidding by being a superhero?

What do they have that you don't? Don't spoil our dreams!

My biggest dream is to be next to you when you are doing something so heroic...

...that it's worthy of your father.

Maybe my twin brother, whose fate we might never find out about...

...is actually a superhero.

Boss, we're colliding!

Are we here? Have we arrived?

What happened? What happened?

- We almost collided! - That was a very close call.

Shall we blow them up?

Let's loot them first.

- Let's go. - We are going.

Beam us.

- What the hell? - Space police.

Ladies, get to work.

What's going on? What work?

Deep space syndrome. Type of hallucination resulting from...

...being in space too long.

License and registration?

We have never been pulled over before. What did we do wrong officer?

You went over the speed limit. Give me your papers. Papers.

Give him whatever he wants.

Here you are.

Have you been drinking?

I have never drunk and drove in my life.

Turkish Space Unit. Captain Kartal.

What's this? You're trying to bribe me?

We're trying to get to the hospital.

- What the hell is that? - What's wrong officer?

They made a copy of me!

- Are You a robot or what? - How dare you call me a robot!

Hands off. You're touching an on-duty officer.

I'll show you how it's done.

Nothing but potatoes and dried onions boss

- Put those back where You found them. - Take them to the ship. Move it.

Thieves!

- And What do we have here? - Let go of me, you're hurting me.

Ouch, my eye!

Let me go! Let me go!

I'm going to kill you cabbage face!

Move Ozi

Time to go

Let me go you animal! Let me go.

We're going

Code red.

Everyone take their positions

Why didn't you kill him captain?

I don't shoot to kill. I aim for the heel.

Hold on tight.

Don't push your luck! We're done with you.

We're losing altitude.

A shooting star.

The earthlings make a wish when they see a shooting star.

That man will come from the earth and save us all.

He's from the earth, what'll he do here?

This is a world as well Bianca

Some men are born important.

- This guy's still sleeping. - Let me kiss your blessed hand.

Why didn't we think of a flashlight sooner

We must get in touch with Gonca at once.

Why did you kidnap me?

Nothing wrong with excess, is there? I must impress...

...Maya tonight no matter what

- How do I look? - Super

You wish! The way you look there's no hope

You should shave, what's with the beard?

But I'm not human.

I would've been surprised if you were one. Kartal would have never impressed me if...

...he had hair like that or a beard.

That's him calling, my love!

Stop that. You're hurting my arm.

It's good that I am well prepared.

I knew this was going to happen.

I can't get in touch with Gonca.

What is this place?

We didn't land in Taksim Square, obviously

Don't you see the heaps of star dust?

Most probably we crash landed on a planet in the solar system.

- You think you know everything, don't you - Shut up

I see you are acting like everything is normal.

The generator is on.

This place seems deserted, I hope we won't be prey to wild animals

I'll be waiting in front of the beam room I have an urgent announcement to make.

I'm glad to see that we're all okay. We've been attacked by a space pirate.

The ship's secretary has been kidnapped.

Maybe it's for the best.

I hope you said those words in a state of shock.

We are now missing two crew members. First Gokmen and now Gonca.

I insist on completing the mission given to me by Golbasi.

But I can't ask the same of you. I'll beam those...

...wishing to go back

I'm staying commander. There's so much I'll learn from you

And I'm not going anywhere until this ship is in the air again.

First comes God and then you, captain

How can I ever leave you? Who will cook your meals then?

- I go along with the group's decision. - Me too.

What admirable conduct. I wouldn't have expected any different.

There's one thing I'm very curious about. For years we didn't even pass...

...in front of this machine, afraid that we'd be sent to court martial.

Can we just take a peek at it, that is if you agree to break off the seal

- there is No such machine - There isn't?

We built a spaceship but we haven't resolved the details of a beaming machine.

I've been lying to you since the very beginning in order to comfort you.

- Cemal, I want a damage report. - Of course Captain.

Who the hell made you this ship's captain?

Instead of drinking why don't you help?

How do I look?

Kartal! I knew you would come to save me. You are the son of the man...

...who saved the world. You won't leave me.

Who the hell is this man who saved the world? And now he's got a son?

Kartal! Is this another fantasy? Like that time with the champagne?

- You... - Girls, beam me!

Where are you going?

My name is Zaldabar.

Give me the ring. I won't go empty handed.

But the same brows... the same eyes...

Zaldabar

Don't kiss, for God's sake, don't kiss.

Please, this way, have a seat.

- Welcome - Good evening, let me kiss you!

Where is Maya?

Keep your cool. Zhisha, go and get Maya.

I made this dish especially for you.

It's not spicy enough.

Maya, my dear, our guest is here.

I don't even want to see that disgusting man's face. Whenever dad has unfinished...

...business with him, he uses me.

For my sake dear. Let's not start any problems tonight.

I know exactly what you're trying to do.

What's this pirate doing in our palace?

You're really breaking my heart.

Zaldabar is a family friend. Won't you welcome him?

Hello.

We have to discuss the consequences of the Orion Community's last meeting.

This should interest you very much too, being my only successor to the throne.

In exchange for Gokmen, that's me, right?

- What are you talking about my dear? - We're a tiny planet.

What can't you share with your people?

Leave them be. Let them live the way they want.

This is all Gokmen's doing. We supposedly arrived from Middle Asia

We're of Turkish descent, our horses, our women, our guns and so on...

What's so bad about all that? Is it wrong? The guy taught us about humanity.

I accept that. I remember...

...made this dish as if it were yesterday.

He always used lots of spice. We discovered raki through him as well.

I loved him as my own son. But he shouldn't have...

- ...kidnapped my sister. - They fell in love dad!

No! He wanted my throne!

Enough everyone! I shaved and everything, isn't anyone going to comment on that?

Good, you look a bit more human.

Thank you very much.

I brought this for you.

Thank you, but I can't accept it.

May I take a look at it?

You never think of anything but your throne father!

How dare you speak to me like that?

Don't let her leave her room. Place two guards at her door.

- You spoiled her like this, alcoholic woman -What did I do wrong Dogi?

Quiet! You couldn't even give me a son!

Such a dysfunctional family, you're supposed to be the royal family.

Can I just try it on?

Front landing gear is 80% damaged, I'll cast lead to it.

I discovered a crack on the face but

I will use endomagnetic tappets parallel to the sun's matrix to fix it...

...but helium battery is finished...

...if we are unable to find a new one, this ship's finished too.

Thank God it didn't explode, being...

...a nuclear engine, we would have all died.

- Is there a problem? - Not at all, we are listening attentively.

My name is tinker Cemal, I set submarines afloat!

Cenap, give me the coordinates to the nearest spaceship repair shop

What do you mean?

Since we are in space there must be a spaceship repair shop somewhere around.

- Got it, I will find it myself. - Bye bye.

Aren't you going to put on the helmet? You won't be able to breathe outside.

- You might be right, for once. - Thank you. Put it on.

Kartal, open the door! I can't get in.

I just wanted to dust this off. Come, the weather here is just gorgeous.

I'm walking on land for the first time. Captain, look at the moon.

Wow, there's life in space man!

I know you're out here somewhere Gokmen

You see NASA, we found it! You've been searching for centuries but we found it!

We discovered life in space!

Turkey's the greatest, there's no other!

What an honorable thing to do!

You do it, it's the right thing to do.

No, the youngest amongst us will do it! The future is theirs!

- C'mon Ozi! - Yes my commander!

Hooray!

What is it?

Seeing the flag suddenly made me feel very homesick

- He's finally woken up! - Good morning!

- Wow, he's awake. - The Space air did him some good.

Neriman, we found life in space!

We did it, we sure did! We did it, hey!

Father will force me to marry Zaldabar

I can't stay here for another minute

- Bianca, we must leave at once. - Yes my Princess, but where to?

To Lunatica! Gokmen and my aunt will help us. Let's go!

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Exactly. Gokmen, you destroyed me!

It's good that I shaved. Maya liked it.

We're not accepted in the Union because of him. He totally screwed up the country!

He didn't accept my gift but said thanks.

He disappeared from the face of the earth. I put up a reward for him but no luck!

It's as if she smiled at me for an instant.

You'll bring him back, right Zaldabar?

If she wants, I'll give up being a pirate.

I'm trying to tell you something!

The time has come for me to get married and have kids!

Bring him back to me, I'll marry you off with Maya!

- Who? - Gokmen, of course, who else?

That's easy, no worries there.

Master, Maya has escaped.

Go and get her Dogi. I miss her!

Are you sure you know the way, Princess?

Don't worry. I've been to Lunatica many times.

I've had enough of you! Just enough! What have you done!

Let him be, he doesn't know anything.

I'm an earthling, I know.

Master, we tracked down Princess Maya from the signal in the car she's been driving.

She's on the move on Lunatica steppe

Go at once. Fetch her and bring her here.

Don't worry. Our robot patrol is following them

This is all your fault, what am I going to say to Zaldabar, what?

Tell him she's asleep.

She's sleeping? Let her be, let her sleep.

Sorry about that, you'll see her tomorrow.

I didn't want to say anything, in case you misunderstand me,

- but you must know Gokmen wants Maya too. - What?

I'm scared that he'll kidnap her.

Isn't he married to your sister?

- So what? He wants her as a second wife. - What the hell do You mean?

- It's a Turkish custom. - Sounds lovely!

Stop joking. I'm telling you Gokmen wants Maya!

What?

Stop this! Get out! Out!

So he wants Maya?

Bring him to me Zaldabar!

I'll strangle him with my bare hands!

I want Gokmen alive!

I'll hang him in front of the palace to teach people a lesson!

- We were lucky to Find This lake - We shall conquer all.

- Right doctor? - We'll even do a little fishing here.

- If there are any. - Don't be so pessimistic doctor!

Shoo, shoo, they came to the smell of food.

Don't go anywhere.

Don't take off your watches, we mustn't lose touch, if you discover anything...

...make sure to let me know as well.

Kartal! Don't be late, okay? I'll keep the food warm...

- ...don't be late! - I want to Come with You too.

You will.

Stop, stop!

Let me put this under your shirt, on your back. You might sweat!

You're exaggerating. You're just like my dead grandma.

You all stay well too!

And where are you off to?

I spent my whole childhood in Ulubatli.

Let me see a new place for a change!

You all be careful! May God save you all!

I'm running out of gas. We'll get stuck

There must be a gas station around.

We're in the middle of nowhere

There is one ten kilometers down the road.

I'll catch him just to make him suffer

Captain? Did you notice it too? He really looked like you.

Yes, there was a slight resemblance.

Same height. Like twins without the beard

I'm getting a signal from very far away. There's an object approaching us!

- What object? - I can't exactly describe it commander.

I need to be repaired, urgently!

- Commander? - Yes Cenap.

- You'll see a liquor store 100-150 meters ahead, make a left there...

- ...the repair shop will be just opposite.

- You'll find the helium battery there. - Well done Cenap, you did a good job.

Whoever you ask will direct you there.

- Cenap, you're something else. - Well, I do have my ways.

- You want me to wipe them? - No, it's not necessary. No.

Fill them both up.

I can't believe that we're in space. This is too close to home.

We must leave for the palace at once. Your father's expecting you.

Mother Lunatica's Bistro

Good evening everyone

We're looking for a helium battery Where can we find one?

We're not from around here.

Answer us man, we're asking a question.

Let her go man!

If you're trying to impress me Zaldabar, it's not working.

I don't know who you are talking about. I'm Captain Kartal.

I hate you!

We don't mean any harm. Our ship was attacked...

...by a space pirate. We had an emergency landing on this planet

Here's my identification card.

Tell us where to find a helium battery then we'll be on our way.

TSU. Turkish Space Unit.

You're welcome to come aboard our ship for a cup of tea or coffee.

Princess, they are Gokmen's friends.

- We're also looking for Gokmen - We're on our way to him

Is Gokmen alive? Tell me where he is!

You're doing all this to find out Gokmen's whereabouts, right?

But you're only wasting your time

- Tell me where he is, I'm begging you - Get out of my way

I've been searching for the past 8 years I dedicated my life to this!

I have no idea who the hell Zaldabar is but if he happens to hurt Gokmen...

...he will have to face me.

Now, behave and take me to Gokmen

Take this 'cause I can't really force you

Very romantic

You're such a stubborn woman!

- You can't fool me Zaldabar - I'm not Zaldabar

Let's go Bianca

Don't go. It wasn't the right time to act like a gentleman.

Why give the gun?

She's going to come back. Wanna bet? You really impressed her.

You were right, one shouldn't be forced.

- Get in, I'll give the directions - You Go with my sister-in-law

She became a sister-in-law in two minutes

It's always like that A superhero needs to fall in love

Let's go

Will you be able to drive?

He's the captain of a spaceship, of course he knows how to drive this

Hold on tight

I think this is the latest model

We're on our way Gokmen, wait for us!

- Become my personal assistant - No way. I'm Kartal's personal assistant.

Forget about that man, he's dead by now.

God forbid.

He'll surely make you pay for what you did.

He's the man who saved the world's son.

Then I'm his twin brother.

Kartal couldn't have such an evil brother.

You'll be paid every month

See Neriman isn't answering my calls again She's definitely going to divorce me

No helium battery, no captain

Cemal, with our luck, we'll run into a polar bear any minute now

We've run out of tea as well

What? No tea? That's all we needed!

Let me tell Kartal to bring some back

Tell him to get me cigs if he can find any...

God forbid, I hope nothing bad happened.

Yes?

Kartal, where are you? We've been worried sick.

We're following Gokmen's tracks. With God's help, I'll come back with him.

He found him. He found Gokmen's location!

Could you bring some tea and cigs...

...for the doctor please dear?

Who are they?

What's going on?

Gokmen lives here

- What's he doing on top of a mountain? - You'll find out soon

Welcome Princess Maya

These are Gokmen's friends Take us to him

Aunt Florya

Master?

You're on land, I was looking in the sky.

Where have you been for eight years?

I knew you wouldn't leave me, I knew it.

This is my wife.

- He's told me so much about you - It's a pleasure

I see you've been busy

Daddy, who is this man?

The master I've been telling you about son.

He's your son? God bless him. What is your name?

It's Kartal?

You're still keeping the outfit

It's my responsibility to do so.

- You were always so just and fair to all - My dear son

You haven't completed the mission though

Why is this flag here?

Why is it being kept hidden in a cave? Why are all these people in misery?

Because of my father. You found Gokmen.

Horrible things are going to happen now!

Leave this planet before he kills you both.

There are things you must see first!

Where? Where is Maya?

Earthlings kidnapped her. Why don't you believe me?

They've run out of girls on earth so they come and kidnap them from space?

Gokmen. They're here for Gokmen. Gokmen's men.

I'm about to lose Lunatica too. You must do something Zaldabar!

I will...

The man from earth will come and save us all. Come terrestrial man!

For once say something else, you fool!

Gokmen call me Kartal.

Taksim-Besiktas bus driver Captain Kartal.

Who is this Captain Kartal?

The son of the man who saved the world.

- Didn't I say so? - Get out of here. Out!

Master, all the earthlings who landed on our planet have been captured.

Let's go girls!

You think this is humane?

Is this how one treats his guests? Inconsiderate people!

Is that you again?

Why are you using that tone of voice?

- This is my final ultimatum Cemal. I'm taking the kids and going to my mom.

Go to hell, see if I care!

You did the right thing man, the poor guy's always being nagged at.

Shut up!

- Tugce, Captain found Gokmen. He says we'll be here just a little longer

- Don't you worry about us. We'll see you soon.

Of course we will. Let's not keep him waiting any longer.

He's the man who saved the world.

He saved me.

I was desperately floating around space

Suddenly a miracle happened

He was always spoken of as a legend It was true.

Years have passed.

Dogibus was very fond of me at the beginning, but when I...

...challenged his oppression of the people we drifted apart

When I decided to marry his sister, he thought...

...I was after his throne. He tried to have me killed.

So I ran away with Florya and those close to me.

The whole army was after us. We were so vulnerable.

At first we resisted them, they had scary guns.

Just as I thought it was all over, I saw that light again.

He glided down from the sky like an angel.

"Not being able to reach you isn't to lose you, world"...

...were his last words.

We placed him in an ice block so his body wouldn't rot...

...we've been waiting for his soul to return for many years.

Dad! Dad!

- We decrypted the frequency - Okay

- Maximum level for Alfa Mag indicator - Got it

- Is the robot patrol ready for beaming? - Ready to go boss.

Perfect. I will show you what it means to kidnap Maya!

I will make life hell for you

The son of the man who saved the world!

Let the operation begin

My respected fellow citizens of Lunatica I would like to introduce you...

...to your absolute savior Captain Kartal the son of the man who saved the world.

- Aren't you going to say anything? - What do You want me to say?

Just say something, anything!

Citizens of Lunatica, together we shall save this planet...

...from the evil ones.

We shall all together see the day when you begin to live in peace

This is Zaldabar's ship

They found us, now what?

We fight until the last drop of our blood.

They killed him.

No, they fainted, the guns only shock them

- Come here! - Let me Go.

I never hit a woman, move out of my way!

Stop

You can't get anywhere with tyranny the girl doesn't love you, let her go

What will you do if I don't? You think you will conquer all, Captain?

- What? - Zitt. Plutonkoy

I said stop.

You fool, you still don't understand, we're brothers.

Look at my eyes, these are your eyes too...

...these hands are your hands too

We come from the same body, same bosom We're brothers

Let that girl go and let's talk civilized.

I'm not civilized, I'm an extraterrestrial

You're a true earthling. You are the son of the man who saved the world

I know who my father is, if you're not sure, go and ask your mom

Stop being so vulgar

That's the way to do it. Come, let me kiss you now

I knew I had a brother who was kidnapped by the extraterrestrials

I have waited for this moment for years but not once had I expected...

...you to be such a swine

At our last encounter I only gave you one fine but...

- ...now it isn't going to be easy - What did You do to Gonca?

She's become my personal assistant You haven't paid her wages...

- ...in three months - Insufficient funds

Move out of my way

Don't let go

Whatever you do, you're still my brother.

No!

Do you think they will ask for our final wishes before they kill us all Cemal?

Like what for example?

I won't rest in peace if I die before seeing a space brothel

- You woke up in good form, man - I don't remember anything about it

Maybe I can fix it. If not, does this mean...

...Cenap is a space martyr?

What martyr, he died for no good reason

I would rather die than get married to him.

You'll marry him. Whether you cry or scream you'll marry him tomorrow

Please don't Dogi. Stop forcing her to do things.

- I'll marry you on one condition, Zaldabar - Tell me my love

You will free the earthlings

Nothing means more than you. Done deal.

It's done. Let the wedding preparations begin.

I have three questions.

How many degrees are a triangle's interior angles?

What are the names of the seven wonders of the world?

How the hell should I know?

What's your father's name?

The Man Who Saved the World

Now I get it. You are the son of the man who saved the world

And who are you?

The fool of the palace

Where is Maya?

The princess is getting married

That's not possible

Get up earthling

- What are You trying to say? - I killed someone today

You do that all the time Zaldabar

But this one looked a lot like me. He told me he was my twin.

According to him, I am the son of the man who saved the world

Did you believe him?

I know you are my father but as he was about to fall from the cliff...

...he looked straight into my eyes. I saw myself in those eyes

As his hand slipped from mine it seemed...

...as if I died as well

I tried saving him, trust me I really did

You're here to talk about all this nonsense?

No. I'm getting married tomorrow. I wanted to invite you to my wedding.

- You're going to come right? - Okay, I'll come.

Thank you dad.

This is it. This is it. This is what a superhero looks like

Stop with the excessive flattery Show me the way

We're running late

Uranus, you take care of the ship, okay son?

Welcome. You are very kind to perform my daughter's...

...marriage ceremony

I've always been fond of Lunatica

We captured Gokmen, thanks to my son-in-law

We're rapidly progressing towards acceptance into the Orion Union

That's going to be difficult

Zaldabar, my son, come on Everyone is waiting for you

- We're almost there - Bring the robots with You as well

This guy is no good, no good

Smile a little, smiling suits you

What about you? You're marrying tonight

I feel confused after all that's happened

Me too

Isn't this everything you always wanted?

What good will it do? Maya doesn't love me.

But you love her.

You may find it odd but I kind of feel the same way

Love brought me to you.

I can't go anywhere else,

I can't go anywhere else, my place is here

We have to be true lovers,

Say these words to Maya, looking straight into her eyes.

Then place a kiss on her lips.

Do you understand what I'm saying? Maybe it'll be worthwhile

He couldn't have died. He'll come, I know he will.

Since I've met him, he's never proved me wrong.

Maya... You look amazing.

Let me introduce you to Gonca... My new assistant.

You're even more beautiful than Zaldabar said.

- May God make You very happy - Thank you.

Just a small gift.

With your permission please

I hope you didn't forget your promise?

How could I, my love?

Welcome our Great Master!

Respected Uga, how are you?

My in-law.

My dear!

- You're all here! - Thank God for reuniting us all!

No, Captain Zaldabar?

- Where is Captain Kartal? - Shut up! You're all free to go!

What about me?

You go, wait for me at the wedding.

Let's go and join the festivities of a space wedding. We're so lucky!

You're so right! We'll even get to eat some Turkish delight

Yep. Let's go. I'll try to hook up with an extra-terrestrial woman there!

- Don't you think of anything else? - C'mon!

You, daughter of Dogibus, Maya, do you accept Zaldabar's hand in marriage?

You, Maya, do you accept this marriage?

Yes, I do.

Son of Uga, Zaldabar, Dogibus' daughter...

I object!

There's a mistake here sir!

He didn't die!

Zaldabar isn't Uga's son, he is the son of the man who saved the world

His name's not Zaldabar, it's Sahin (Hawk) and his middle name is Bayram

He's not an extra-terrestrial but actually an earthling born in Sivrihisar, Eskisehir

And he's a draft-dodger

What are you doing here?

I've never been to a space wedding before No one can kick me out of here!

At the same time, he's my twin brother.

Is this all true dad?

Don't call him dad, he's not your father!

Say something dad!

I have documents to prove everything. Drop your trousers!

Enough is enough!

- Drop them! - Why me, why not you?

Just listen for once. Drop them. Promise, I will too, after you. Just drop 'em!

He has, on his thigh, a birthmark in the shape of my dad's fist

And how would you know?

- The midwife told me. - What the hell? Who the hell is she?

Look, I have the exact same one!

That was you? You cut the cord?

Yes I did.

I kidnapped the son of the man who saved the world for revenge!

But apparently I missed you!

- I was born two hours later. - You sent me into space!

Yes I did.

That means you sent Gokmen to us!

Yes I did.

You not only alienated me from my father and mother...

...but used me in your dirty work

I haven't learned anything from humanity because of you!

Yes I did all that as well

When my father forced me to marry Dogibus he told me the order...

- ...came from up above. - Yes, yes he did all that as well

I can't stop because I'm an evil being

May God forgive your sins!

Now you both shall die

Stop pushing man! I told you to never trust your father

I will trust my father but you are not my father

May God be your savior

Aim for the heel

I don't shoot to kill, I aim for the heel

- My brother - My brother

Can't you stay here with all of us?

I must complete the mission bestowed upon me by Golbasi.

The whole country eagerly awaits the return of Gokmen.

I wish to come with you as well

You shall stay here. Our father and this beautiful planet are in your safe hands

From now on I'll be worthy of my father.

I'll take you one day if I pass by.

We can visit our mother's grave

Goodbye father

Aren't you going to say anything to me?

- Goodbye! - That's it?

I want to go with you too. Is there room on the ship for me?

This is where you belong. Side by side with my brother.

Are these your final words?

I wish you both great happiness.

Nothing has changed in Ulubatli

Thank you Doctor, you repaired me.

But I don't feel like my old self.

You're right man. Everything about you jiggles now!

Stop making fun of me!

What's up Osman bro?

I just feel so sleepy all of a sudden.

Yes, yes, there's something weird going on

I'm connecting with Golbasi Captain.

Golbasi is all ears, go ahead, over.

We successfully completed the mission We're returning with Gokmen. Over.

Congrats Captain. The holiday just ended yesterday.

But no one has shown up yet

When the director's in I'll let him know.

Why didn't we take Maya with us? She had fallen in love with you.

My brother loved the Princess. He needed to be loved and love more than I need to

This is how it should be.

You're a true superhero. Forget about Batman, Heman, none of them would...

...have made this kind of sacrifice. Not even Lucky Luke

Captain, your brother's calling from Lunatica

Let me take it

Not that one, the other one

Gonca what are you doing there? Aren't you aboard the ship?

I decided to follow my heart's voice...

- ...and stay with Zaldabar - He's not Zaldabar dear, he's Sahin Bayram

You should listen to your heart too

What?

Kartal! Don't get angry with me but I snuck some passengers on the ship

- Surprise! I wish you both much happiness! - Congratulations

The time has come to fulfill the deceased's last wish

What's going on? Is this a state of emergency? What is it? Ulubatli 33!

This is not the right time man! What is so important Golbasi?

It's this Houston ranting on and on again. Over.

Connect us.

Kartal, a bomb is approaching the earth the earth's going to disappear

Kartal do something!

- Get moving, do something - Code red

Hooray, we're about to save the world

These extraterrestrials are a disgrace!

Shush, speak properly!

Dad?

My dear son!

- The shit's going to hit the fan now dad! - Behave my son! You ass!

Who the hell is this idiot Captain is talking with?

He's totally lost it I think! The poor guy!

We're certainly all going to die this time.

Get your act together You're going to save the world

How dare I even try when you are here my respected father!

I did it once so I had my turn

Will you do it again, pretty please?

- Stop acting stupid, it's your turn now - But I don't know how to!

I will tell you exactly what to do, step by step

You think I'll be able to handle it?

Of course you will!

You are the son of the man who saved the world

I'm the son of the man who saved the world

I'm waiting for your orders dad!

Raise the protector shields Activate all of them

- Tugce, the protective shields? - Got it

For once, don't make a mistake

- This one? - No!

The switch!

Now make the tractive work in full power.

You shall transform Ulubatli into a gigantic magnet

What the hell is this guy doing?

We should all live in peace

We're not going to die, we'll be martyrs

- In the name of our country! - In the name of our country!

Keep the bomb as it is

It's really difficult dad!

Now a sharp left and turn around

I think I did it!

Decrease the tractive's power

It's almost at zero

Now release the bomb Send it back to where it came from

I did that exactly!

Don't forget, a world without people...

...people without a world, can't exist!