Original subtitles

[NARRATOR] Previously on Dragon Ball Z,

with Gohan, Piccolo, Goten, and Trunks in hand,

Goku and Vegeta made a daring escape

from inside of Majin Buu's head!

[NARRATOR] It was a moment of triumph for the super duo.

Never before had anyone managed to escape

after being absorbed by Majin Buu.

At last, the weary captives were liberated

and laid down in a safe place to rest.

But was anywhere safe?

The new Buu was about to unleash an attack

that would destroy the entire planet!

[VEGETA] Hey, Buu!

[NARRATOR] The fusion earrings could help, but was it too late?

[KID BUU screeches]

[NARRATOR] Yes! It was time to abandon ship.

[GOKU] Vegeta! We'll grab the boys

and use Instant Transmission!

[VEGETA] Yes!

[NARRATOR] When Goku saw Dende and Mr. Satan in distress,

he made a detour to save them as well. But what had he done?

Now, there was no time left to recover Gohan and the others.

It was over.

[NARRATOR] On the wings of Instant Transmission they fled,

just as the Earth breathed her last breath.

Stay tuned.

[gasps]

[grunting]

[KIBITO KAI] The Earth!

[OLD KAI] Yes... I'm afraid she's gone. Blown out of space.

Sir! What about Gohan and the boys?!

[OLD KAI] Mm?

They're gone, Goku. Along with the Earth.

The Earth is gone you say?

[laughs]

Who are you trying to fool? What do you think this is?

Huh? Put that in your diaper, old man!

[DENDE] Please! You don't know what you're saying!

That's no ordinary old man! He's a Kai!

He does look a little strange!

A Kai? What's that? Some sort of purple leprechaun?

[DENDE] No! The Kai's are the illustrious overseers

of the Universe!

Each Kai protects one of the quadrants.

But these two-- they're actually Supreme Kais!

No one in the whole Universe has more authority than them.

Really? Hmm?

I've got a question, then!

If these two are so "great and powerful",

why don't they stop Majin Buu?!

[BOTH gasp]

[DENDE] Uhh...

They saved this nut? My word.

Hey! They have pointy ears, too!

And I'm thinkin' you must be one of them, kid!

[DENDE groans]

Huh? Hey!

[gasps]

Yeah! Now I get it! [laughs] This is all a dream!

[laughs]

Just a silly ol' dream!

Of course! Of course! Now it all makes sense!

First of all, there couldn't be somebody who's stronger than me,

the undisputed martial arts champion of the world!

[chuckles]

Secondly, pink monsters like Buu don't exist!

And neither do purple people with pointy ears, now, do they?

And there's no such thing as little green men

that guard the Earth from evil.

But, sir!

[MR. SATAN] And how absurd is this? Look at all those moons!

Hey, wait! Where are you going?!

[MR. SATAN] I'm gonna fly away! It's my dream!

And I can do whatever I want!

Hey! Yo! Majin Buu!

I don't care if this is a dream!

No one hurts my daughter Videl or the Earth!

Do you got that, pal?!

I'm coming for you, you pink stink! Prepare to die!

[grunts]

--[MR. SATAN yells] --[BEE barks]

[MR. SATAN screams]

[BEE squeals]

[MR. SATAN grunts, groans] Ow! T-The pain! Oooh!

Eeeh! How can it hurt this bad if this is a dream? Ughh...

You can't pay for entertainment like this.

[VEGETA] Kakarot! I can't believe this!

Do you see what we have to put up with

because of your incompetent decision?!

And you're supposed to be a Saiyan?!

They're gone! We can't even wish them back!

The Dragon Balls were destroyed along with the Earth!

[KIBITO KAI gasps]

There he is!

[gasping]

[KIBITO KAI] How can he possibly reform so quickly

after a blast like that?!

[KID BUU grunts, yells]

[chuckles]

He's mad!

That fiend! Darn him!

Ah! If he can withstand an incredible explosion like that,

how are we ever going to defeat him?

Did you see that?

[GOKU] Yeah! He's using Instant Transmission!

[KIBITO KAI] But how could he have learned it that fast?

Now he can travel at the speed of light!

[KID BUU chuckles]

[KID BUU laughing]

[ALL gasp]

[GOKU thinking] All those people!

I think that he's searching for you two.

Sensing spirits that are stronger than average

and going there to check it out.

[GOKU growls]

What's he going to do?

Destroy every single place he looks? My gosh!

Yes! I'm afraid so!

This Buu, he experiences no remorse whatsoever!

He's a killing machine!

[GOKU] With Instant Transmission,

he can destroy an entire solar system in less than an hour!

The Universe will never be the same again!

Hey! Wait!

Huh?

I forgot! The Dragon Balls!

The new ones on Namek!

Frieza destroyed our original home world,

but he couldn't destroy the Dragon Balls!

Not as long as they live in the hearts of my Namek brothers!

And I'm sure Elder Moori has made a new set by now!

We can use them to wish back the Earth,

and everyone Majin Buu has killed!

Yes! He's right!

[GOKU] There's a small problem.

Dende, the other Nameks are too far away.

I can barely sense them from where we are.

Which means we can't reach them by using Instant Transmission.

We'd need a spaceship of some sort to get there.

Which we don't have...

[growls]

Wait!

I'm not sure what the Dragon Balls are, but I'm a Kai!

My instantaneous movement is not limited by distance!

I can go anywhere I want, see?!

[gasps]

If you guys have a plan,

then the least I can do is get you where you wanna go!

Yes! All right!

At last! Things seem to be going in our favor!

[OLD KAI] Hold it right there!

I'm familiar with the Dragon Balls.

And using them in this case just isn't proper!

Those balls are strictly for the edification

of a very advanced and peaceful race!

They aren't meant to be used anywhere

except on their home planet!

Using those balls elsewhere could upset

the natural evolutionary process of the Universe!

Aren't you being a little strict?

[OLD KAI] Hmm?

After all, the Earth has some very beautiful women on it!

There's one in particular I'm thinking about!

Remember your reward for helping Gohan?

[VEGETA] Hm?!

Oh, you mean that one!

The one you get to kiss!

Oh, yeah!

[GOKU] I've known her since I was a boy! She's great!

[growls]

But didn't she die when the Earth exploded?

Sure, but we can use the Dragon Balls

to wish all the Earthlings back!

Hey! Kakarot!

You wouldn't happen

to be talking about Bulma by any chance?

Oh, you are, aren't you?!

You idiot! How could you?!

Don't you have any sense at all? Let him kiss your woman!

But she's not near as pretty as Bulma is, see?

It's a compliment!

He blew up another world!

What an insane creature!

He keeps blowing himself to smithereens and then reforming!

[chuckles]

[OLIBU roars]

[BOTH giggle]

[KRILLIN] Ready! Set!

[YAMCHA] Go!

[BOTH grunting]

[gasps]

[BOTH whimper]

[KING KAI gasps]

[chuckles]

[gasping]

It's him!

Who in the heck is he?

Something tells me this isn't good.

Hey, what's got you so shaken up?

That's Majin Buu!

Huh?

How did he get here? He's not dead!

Darn him! He's found his way to Other World!

Let's go get him!

[OLD KAI] Hey! I think it's time you got around

to giving them your earrings, don't you?

These two will clean Buu's clock if they fuse together!

[KIBITO KAI] Yes! Of course!

Gosh! Goku! Vegeta!

If it wasn't for you where would all of us be?

Cheers!

[GOKU] You'll have to forgive me, guys... but no thanks!

[BOTH squeal]

I think some things are even more important than victory.

These just aren't right for us.

Maybe if they weren't permanent, you know?

I... understand.

[GOKU] Besides! Buu's not a fused being himself anymore.

It's only fair that I fight him in my natural state.

What are you saying?! Have you lost your marbles?!

Put those on! This isn't about your ego!

This is the fate of the Universe we're talking about here!

[KIBITO KAI] Perhaps you should reconsider.

Kindly, allow me to put an end to any further speculation!

[BOTH scream]

We're Saiyans after all. We do have our pride.

But how do you think you're going to beat Majin Buu

in his present state?!

This is his original form! He's more powerful than ever!

Don't worry! It'll work out somehow.

[gasping]

How dare him, that little louse!

[KID BUU chuckles]

[KRILLIN thinking] He looks different than before!

[YAMCHA thinking] I will not become a chocolate bar!

Whoa! Get away from him!

What has gotten into you, Northy?

Huh! Well, now. I see you've come here

for a little training from us, have you?

Scrawny little thing, aren't you?

The training is tough!

If you want to back out, now's the time!

[gasps]

No ring? Well, I'll be darned!

[laughter]

[PIKKON] We've got a live one here, boys!

[laughing continues]

No! Don't get him riled up, Pikkon! Please!

Nice ventilation! Just don't drink too much water!

[KID BUU giggles]

[gasps]

Take cover!

[screams]

[OLIBU grunts]

[screaming continues]

[screaming]

[KING KAI screams]

[screaming continues]

So what? What did you prove?

That you're a big loudmouth, huh?!

That's it!

[giggles]

Whoa! He's healed! Incredible!

[OLIBU, PIKKON grunt]

Good gravy! Is he training or trying to kill us?!

[FIGHTERS yelling]

[KRILLIN thinking] I know I'm going to regret this,

but... here goes!

Destructo Disc!

Yeah!

[KRILLIN grunting]

[YAMCHA] Krillin!

Hey! Stop it!

Are you okay?! That was a great try, man!

It would have worked on anyone else but him!

[giggles]

Stop that! Are you insane?! You'll destroy the planet!

[KIBITO KAI] Good heavens!

He's gonna blow up the Great Kai Planet!

That's not good! Krillin and Yamcha have already died!

If it happens again, they won't exist in this realm anymore!

But I'm not going to allow that to happen!

[VEGETA] Kakarot! Wait!

Why don't we call him to us instead?

That way we can get him away

from all of those innocent people.

It is us he's after.

But how do we call him?

Oh, use your brain, Kakarot!

All we have to do is raise our power levels

and he'll come running.

Of course!

[VEGETA] Let's do it!

Right!

[GOKU, VEGETA yell]

[KID BUU laughs maniacally]

[giggles]

We're adding fuel to the fire!

[YAMCHA] That attack isn't meant for us!

He's gonna blow up the whole darn planet!

[GOKU, VEGETA yell]

[KID BUU laughs]

He's crazy!

Ah! This is it!

[GOKU, VEGETA yell]

[YAMCHA] Krillin, if we die again...

[KRILLIN] I know! I know!

Buu squash you like bugs! Huh?

[chuckles, laughs]

Dumb-dumbs!

[KID BUU cackles]

[KRILLIN] What's the deal?

Huh! Don't ask!

[GOKU yells, gasps]

[GOKU] That was quick!

[KID BUU chuckles]

--[MR. SATAN groans] --[BEE barks]

Help!

[NARRATOR] Majin Buu has been summoned by Goku and Vegeta

to the sacred land of the Kais.

But without the fusion earrings,

does the super duo stand a chance against this radical,

pink menace?

Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!