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[NARRATOR] On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z,

Trunks was named the new Junior World Champion!

As his prize, he was given the chance fight Mr. Satan.

It only took one punch from the new champ

to send the old one flying into a world of pain!

[NARRATOR] And as the Z Warriors were preparing

for the main event, the World Martial Arts Championship,

they encountered two strangers.

Good afternoon. You wouldn't be Goku by any chance, would you?

Well, your reputation as a great fighter proceeds you!

I was hoping for a chance to fight you during the tournament.

Uh...

Huh?

Gosh! Well, thank you!

[NARRATOR] These mysterious newcomers are overflowing

with enormous power.

And they're eager to fight Goku.

Is this some sign of trouble on the horizon?

Or are these just two more contestants that will be

sent to the floor?

Today, on Dragon Ball Z!

Those two are not to be trusted.

[chuckling]

Why?

[PICCOLO] I sense something from them

and I'm not sure what it is.

They're very powerful, but their power is... different.

[VIDEL] Huh?

Why can't we trust them? They seem nice enough.

Uh... Well, sometimes Piccolo is...

a little on the paranoid side.

I guess you're right.

He does seem a little bit high strung.

[PICCOLO growls]

C'mon, guys, let's get out of here...

I wanna find out who they got fighting in the tournament.

Yeah, good idea!

[MR. SATAN groans]

[MR. SATAN] Darn that Trunks!

How does a little kid like that...

pack so much power into one punch?!

[TRUNKS] Goten, you gotta check this out!

Yeah?

Okay.

Look at him...

That's a nice mask and cape, huh?

[growling]

[GOTEN laughs]

[GOTEN] He looks like he's wearing a dress.

[TRUNKS] Only people who've made it through the elimination round

are allowed to be in this area over here...

So, then... What d'ya see we try and give it a shot?

[GOTEN] Huh...?

We can use that ugly mask that he's wearing

to disguise ourselves.

Wait, I don't get it...

We very quietly sneak down there, knock that moron out,

out, and take that silly costume away from him.

Then the two of us can fight in the championship.

Are you crazy, Trunks?!

We could get in so much trouble!

What's wrong?

You too chicken to go out and fight with the grown-ups?

I'm not a chicken, Trunks...

Okay... So, let's do it!

No, wait!

Hello.

Yeah, what?

You want somethin'?

There's this guy over there who bet he can beat you

at arm wrestling for a thousand zeni.

Who?

don't know, but he's really skinny and small.

That sounds like easy money!

[TRUNKS] C'mon, he's right around the corner...

I'm telling you, you're so much stronger than him,

it's embarrassing!

Where is he, kid?

I could... I could really use that money.

Thousand zeni would buy me that new cape

I've been eyeing all week!

[MASKED MAN yells]

Done!

What did you do?

We arm wrestled...

I won.

[MASKED MAN whimpers]

Pretty good job, huh, Goten?

Let's get this costume off.

[TRUNKS] Help me out, will ya?

[GOTEN] This isn't going to fit you.

[TRUNKS] I know that.

[GOTEN] You're too small. Everyone will notice.

[TRUNKS] I'm not wearing it by myself.

You're wearing it with me!

What?!

With you?!

[MASKED MAN whimpers]

You don't think they'll know that it's us?

Nah... don't worry about it.

Yeaaah!

[TRUNKS laughs]

Perfect! No one can tell. We look great!

I'm not so sure...

Yeah. Oh!

Huh...?

They start drawing for the pairings very soon.

[TRUNKS] Of course. We're, er, I'm on my way.

Told ya!

Yeah!

I'm ready to fight--

Whoah, whu...

No, Goten, you're walking the wrong way!

[GOTEN & TRUNKS grunt]

[GOTEN] I can't see where I'm going!

[TRUNKS] Then poke out some eyeholes.

[GOTEN] That's a lot better!

Now we'll be invincible!

[KRILLIN] So, 16 fighters in all, huh?

I sure hope at least one of them is going to be worth fighting.

I don't want this to get too boring...

Oh, you're here!

Hi!

Oooo... kay. Well, it looks like everyone

who's supposed to be here is here now.

Should we call in Mr. Satan?

[FRIAR #4] I'm sorry, but Mr. Satan asked

if we would draw without him.

He is a little incapacitated at this time.

Okay, sure... I guess.

Okay, people! This is how it works...

I will call your name,

and you will come up here to draw a ball.

The balls you choose will determine your opponent

in the match.

Okay...

I don't ask for much,

just please, please don't make me fight any of my friends.

Krillin... destiny is not something that you can control.

Hey, it never hurts to try...

Especially not Goku!

[GOKU] Hmm...

Most of these guys look like

they're not going to be much of a challenge...

But those two...

they really send chills down my spine.

[BOTH snarl]

Uh... I wonder what's making them so angry?

Maybe they didn't have a good breakfast...

Huh?

[TRUNKS & GOTEN grunting]

[GOKU] Who's that?

Euugh...

Is he actually going to wear that?!

He looks so weird!

When I call your name, please come up...

Uh... Mister Killa!

Yeah!

Turn of mine... first off, 14.

Thanks... Number 14 goes to Killa.

Number 14 goes to Killa!

Number 14 goes to Killa!

Lookie there!

They've already started pairing people for the first round!

[CROWD cheers]

Next is... Kibito!

Kibito?

[KIBITO growls]

And... you're number 7.

Kibito is number 7.

[ANNOUNCER] And next up for the drawing is, uh... Krillin.

Huh?

Guess it's my turn.

I hope my number's not too late in the match.

What in the world did I do to deserve this?!

[ANNOUNCER] It's time for the Great Saiyaman.

Yes!

[GOHAN] Let's see here...

I'm number 8.

And that puts me up against...

Kibito.

Yikes!

He's a big guy,

but remember: a true warrior fights with the mind.

Oh... right.

With the mind.

And now we have...

Miss Number 18?

[ANNOUNCER] Is, uh, Number 18 your real name?

My father was pretty dull.

[ANNOUNCER gasps]

Now I'm number 9.

Shin's up next!

Ready.

[PICCOLO] Hm?!

[GOKU] Mm-hmm...

I'm number 3.

Shin and Kibito, huh?

I certainly hope that Piccolo is wrong about those two.

[GOKU] He carries himself with such grace...

like he hasn't got a care in the world.

What's his secret?

We've got a lot of people out there waiting for a good fight!

Hey, Goten...

What do you think this guy's name is?

[GOTEN] I don't know. Didn't you ask him?

Next in line we have Spopovich...

You're up.

Hello?

Spopovich if you are here,

please step forward for your number.

No one is answering.

This costume has gotta belong to Spopo-whatever!

[GOTEN] Are you sure?

Yeah. Let's go.

[GOTEN] Alright.

[ANNOUNCER] Is there a Spopovich here?

[TRUNKS] Coming!

I'm Spopo-hnnngh. Here I am! I'm ready to draw now.

[TRUNKS grunts]

Give me a good one.

Excuse me, but aren't you the one they call Mighty Mask?

Huh?

[SPOPOVICH] Out of my way, you worm!

I am Spopovich!

Oh, yeah... hello.

[TRUNKS & GOTEN grunt]

[TRUNKS] I can't believe this...

We totally made fools out of ourselves!

[GOTEN] Don't blame me, Trunks. This was all your idea!

Well, I must say...

You have changed a lot since the last time I saw you...

Been drinking that milk there, bud?

[ANNOUNCER] You're number 6.

[SPOPOVICH] Right!

Jeez...

Why didn't that big stupid oaf just answer him

when he first called his name?

[ANNOUNCER] Next up for the drawing is Jewl.

I am number 16.

[ANNOUNCER] Okay, Jewl at number 16, then.

Oh yeah, Jewl's on the board, man!

And I'm tellin' you that dude is gonna take everyone else down!

[grunting]

Up yours! He don't stand a chance against Mr. Satan!

Goku better get a good spot on that board;

we need that grand prize!

It'll take a lot of luck to win

a competition as closely matched as this one.

Father! Would you watch your mouth?!

That is not the kind of support I need from you today!

Do you understand that if Goku doesn't win

we will be completely broke?!

We'll have no money at all!

And I refuse to raise my son on the streets!

And if you don't understand that,

then I'm really sorry for you.

Goku, your turn now!

Alright, here we go, Goku!

Which one will it be?

Ah!

It's number 11.

[GOKU laughs]

I wonder who I'll end up fighting...

Well, I'll find out soon.

Next up is... Videl.

Yes!

Do you know where my dad is?

Uh...

Mr. Satan is taking a small rest right now.

Cool. Fifteen.

Hold it!

Did she just say that Mr. Satan is her father?!

Yeah...

Keep your voice down, Dad.

Ah... I'm afraid I don't see the resemblance between them...

She is quite the looker.

Really? I hadn't noticed...

You just throw on a little bit of that charm

and I'm sure she'll go out with you.

Shut up, Krillin!

I don't like her! I never said that I liked her!

[KRILLIN laughs]

[KRILLIN] Right...

Pintar is number 2.

Huh?

That's my opponent? And to think I was worried!

[PINTAR] You the one they call "Krillin?"

Yep. That's me.

You may be a scrawny little thing,

but I promise when we get out in that ring,

you're gonna be screaming for your mommy!

Yeah, you know...

That's just the sort of garbage I expect to come out

of the mouth of an incompetent fighter.

So, if you could just go away now, thanks.

[KRILLIN sighs]

Ah! You brat!

You think that size doesn't matter?!

Well, I'm gonna show you otherwise, little man!

You should pick out a coffin because you will die

out there today! You hear me?!

[ANNOUNCER] Vegeta, you're next!

[VEGETA] Hm?!

[VEGETA chuckles]

[GOKU gasps]

So, you're number 12?

Not the two of them!

Goku and Vegeta!

[FRIAR #5] Vegeta is number 12!

--[KRILLIN] Golly! --[GOHAN gasps]

Vegeta and Goku right off the bat!

That figures...

[VEGETA] A fight with Kakarot...

Perfect!

Just the opportunity I've been waiting for

to prove my true Saiyan abilities!

[TRUNKS] Cool! My dad's going to fight your dad.

I wonder who'll win?

[GOTEN] I'm pretty sure that my dad will.

Are you kidding?!

My dad is stronger and faster than your dad any day!

But my brother told me that my dad

is the strongest fighter in the universe.

Mighty Mask... It's your turn now. Why don't you come on down

here and make your draw?

Sorry... Coming!

Now, draw a good number.

Sure.

[TRUNKS] Lucky number 13!

[TRUNKS wails]

[ANNOUNCER] He doesn't look like he's been working out much.

Majunior is up next!

[PICCOLO growls]

You're number 4.

[PICCOLO] I am the first to fight Shin...

The first to know the true extent of his power.

And seeing as Mr. Satan will be taking some relaxation time

between bouts, I will go ahead and draw for him.

And our Champion is number 10!

Yes! Look, 18, you get to fight Mr. Satan!

Great... I'm jumping for joy.

I wouldn't take it so lightly... My dad's a dangerous man!

[ANNOUNCER] Last but not least is Yamu!

[ANNOUNCER] Safe to say that's 15!

There! We have a full board of fighters!

[ANNOUNCER] In the first match we have Krillin fighting Pintar!

Second match is Shin versus Majunior!

The third match is Videl and Spopovich!

Fourth match is Kibito and the Great Saiyaman!

[NARRATOR] Match five is Number 18 and Mr. Satan!

[ANNOUNCER] The sixth match is Goku versus Vegeta!

The seventh match is Mighty Mask against Killa!

And the eighth match is Yamu versus Jewl.

[ANNOUNCER] The fighting will commence immediately.

I will quickly show you all to the waiting room.

I'm sure you know the fighting rules.

You are the loser if you give up, if I count to 10,

if you fall out of the ring, or if you...

unfortunately... kill your competitor...

Each match has a time limit of thirty minutes,

and not a second more.

If there is not a victor decided within the allotted time,

then that decision will be left up to the judges.

Ah...

Thirty minutes isn't long enough.

[PINTAR laughs]

Thirty seconds is too long for you, tough guy!

Will you shut up?

[MR. SATAN] I'm in the fifth match, huh?

Who am I fighting against?

[FRIAR #6] I'm not really sure of her name,

but she is blonde and quite attractive.

[MR. SATAN] Oh. Yeah!

Hey... Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?!

[CROWD cheers]

[BULMA] Yaaay! Ho-ho!

[cheering continues]

[PINTAR grunts]

This is so exciting!

I'm gonna totally cut loose!

Now...

Let the Martial Arts Championship begin!

[CROWD cheers]

[NARRATOR] With the lineup prepared

and the competitors ready for their shot at glory,

the Martial Arts Championship stage is set for battle

on the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!