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[NARRATOR] Last time on Dragon Ball Z,

an old foe from Goku's past resurfaced

and was terrorizing some of the local villagers.

[GENERAL TAO] Fire!

[LIME] Ahhh!

[NARRATOR] Little did he know, a special guest

was among the villagers that day.

[GENERAL TAO] Say what?!

What happened?!

I happened! That's what!

[NARRATOR] Meanwhile, in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber,

Piccolo was a little short on training partners,

so he used his patented Split Form Technique

to get the ball rolling!

[PICCOLO B growls]

[blows landing, grunting]

[NARRATOR] It was Piccolo versus Piccolo, Namek versus Namek,

in a raging battle that would end up in a stalemate.

[LAO] Beat Cell! I know you can do it!

[BOTH] Huh?

I know you'll both be there!

At the big tournament, right?

[LIME] Goodbye, Gohan! Come back and see us soon!

[NARRATOR] And so, with only eight days left

until the start of the tournament,

our heroes headed home with thoughts of good food,

relaxing in the sunshine, and of enjoying every moment

they had left together to the fullest.

[KRILLIN] So Vegeta's furious and he's about to kill him

for cutting off his tail, and Yajirobe goes, "Please, sir!

I really admire you and I'd like to join you

if it's not too late!"

--[KRILLIN laughs] --[GOKU & GOHAN laugh]

[BOTH] Huh?!

Man, again? You gotta control it!

Like this! Watch me. See?

Huh?!

[CHICHI] I don't believe it! Not another one!

--Goku! This has got to stop! --[GOKU] Sorry! Oh, no!

[GOHAN] Dad, your chair! Whoa!

--[GOKU] Gohan, here! Ooops! --[KRILLIN] Goku! Yikes!

--Guys! Lookout! --Oh, man!

[GOKU & GOHAN sighs]

[GOKU] Oh man, we really did it this time!

[KRILLIN gasps]

[KRILLIN] ChiChi's gonna kill you guys!

Hey! Where'd she go?!

[CHICHI screams]

Here I am!

Alright, you two!

I've had it with this Super Saiyan stuff!

You've broken both sets of dishes and three tables!

I swear!

Is it too much to ask to have a normal dinner

where we don't smash glasses and bend silverware

and break all the furniture?! Well?! Is it?! I'm waiting!

No, sorry...

I have an idea.

Maybe we should use paper plates and cups.

Yeah?! Well, think again, kid!

Gosh! What a funny sense of humor!

Paper cups and paper plates!

You must get that from your mommy!

I'll tell you what, Gohan. Since it's your birthday,

I'm going to let you off easy.

For your punishment, you can help me clean up.

As for you, Goku, hit the road!

Don't call us! We'll call you!

Uh, you want me to leave home?

[CHICHI] Yes! I can't take it anymore, Goku!

I need you gone!

At least until I finish setting up for Gohan's party!

You like to fish, right?!

So go catch a fish or something!

Hey, sure! That sounds great! I'll catch a big one!

I'll go too!

Me too!

[CHICHI] Wonderful plan, but you can forget it, Gohan!

[ALL] Huh?

Look! If you think you're getting off the hook that easy,

you can think again, kiddo!

After you finish cleaning up, it's time to study!

Anything but that, Mom!

A mother knows what's best, right?!

Well, I guess...

[GOKU] Hey, Gohan.

Your mother's a hundred percent right.

It would be best if you studied this afternoon.

[GOHAN gasps]

[KRILLIN gasps]

[CHICHI screams]

--[ALL groan] --[GOKU] Huh?

What'd I do?!

You don't know?

Gosh, Daddy!

Are you sick?!

[GOKU grunts]

You feel okay...

[GOKU] Ionno?

[CHICHI hums]

Ahh!

I always feel like humming a tune when Gohan is studying.

I hope Goku feels more like himself

after he fishes for a while.

I think this whole Cell thing is beggining to get to him

a little bit...

One thing's for sure though.

I wouldn't want to be a fish right now.

[GOKU laughs]

[GOKU] Whoo-hoo! Alright!

Yeah-ha!

[GOKU laughs]

[GOKU yells heartily]

[GOKU] I gotcha!

[GOKU laughs]

[KRILLIN laughs]

Man, I tell ya! Some things just never change!

[GOKU growling] I ate your friend!

Now it's your turn!

[KRILLIN whimpers]

[GOKU laughs]

[KRILLIN yells]

[KRILLIN grunting]

[GOKU laughs]

[KRILLIN laughs]

You know, I don't get it, Goku.

I mean, Gohan's at home studying

and we're out having fun fishing!

You must be pretty darn sure we're going to beat Cell

if we're not gonna do anything to prepare for the tournament.

[GOKU grunts]

Not at all.

Huh?!

[GOKU] To tell you the truth,

I'm not sure if we have what it takes to beat Cell.

I have no idea.

Only time will tell. But I don't want Gohan and Chichi

to worry, I want them to enjoy themselves.

These are precious times, Krillin...

Being together is everything.

That's all that really matters to me right now...

[thinking] Yeah...

[CHICHI] Now what happened to that tablecloth?

I could have sworn that I put it under here with all this junk.

Ow!

Oh, wow! The old family album!

Ahh!

Oh my gosh! The wedding!

Typical Goku...

[CHICHI gasps]

[CHICHI] My goodness! I can't believe it!

It seems like yesterday!

He's so cute...

[GOHAN snores softly]

He's so cute...

Gosh, look how tiny he is.

Of course! He's a baby, silly.

Uhh... Don't you think it's time you give the boy a name?

I've thought of one. It came to me last night.

Oh... I didn't know you picked already...

Yes. "Einstein!"

[BOTH] Hmm? Einstein?! You're kidding!

Hardly! Our boy's name is going to be Einstein!

[GOHAN cries]

Huh?

[crying continues]

Aww There, there, boy.

I don't think he likes the name you picked out for him, hun!

Nonsense, Dad!

Look! He's fine about the name Einstein!

[GOHAN cries]

He hates the name, honey!

[CHICHI] Well, what do you think we should call him, Dad?

[OX-KING] Oh, I don't know!

Uhhh... I did scribble a few names down...

Ahh... There!

Here we are!

[CHICHI & GOKU] Uhh.

[OX-KING] Hm! Let's see here! Ox-King Jr, Ox-Monkey!

Big Ox! Oxford! Oh, you'll like these!

Ox in the Box! Ox-man! Johnny Ox-seed!

[GOHAN wails]

Huh?

Well! He hates them too!

I'll be darned!

[clock ticking]

[GOHAN babbles]

[BOTH sigh]

[GOKU] Guys, I think I'm gonna go fishing.

[BOTH] No way!

[GOKU] Hm? Why?

Because we have a nameless boy, that's why!

Goku! At least think of one!

One?

[BOTH] Hmmm...

One!

[BOTH] Mm-hmm!

Well, sure! But can we eat first?

I'm starving!

[BOTH sigh]

You're hungry, huh?! How can you think of food

when your son's lying there without a name?!

Uhh...

[CHICHI] I know you were raised in the woods,

but surely Gohan taught you some manners?!

--[GOHAN giggles] --[OX-KING] Huh?

Goku! Answer me, please!

Were you taught anything that resembles manners by Gohan?

--[GOHAN babbles] --Not really... Uh-uh.

[OX-KING gasps]

[CHICHI] You just use the fact that you were raised

in the woods as an excuse for being totally uncouth!

[OX-KING] I think you found it, ChiChi!

--[CHICHI] Found what?! --[OX-KING] The name!

Watch this, honey!

Gohan!

--[GOHAN giggles] --[OX-KING] See! He likes it!

Gohan!

[GOHAN giggles]

[BOTH gasp]

[OX-KING] Gohan!

--[GOHAN giggles] --[CHICHI] Oh, my goodness, Dad!

I think you're right!

[GOKU] The four-star ball...

Grandpa's ball!

--[GOHAN laughs] --How cool!

He really wants to have old grandpa's name!

Wow!

I know Gohan would be so proud if you named your son

after him, wherever he is!

I guess I can wait for the next one!

Well! Hear that, Gohan? That's your name!

--[GOHAN laughs] --[CHICHI sighs]

Gohan! Is that what you want to be called?

Yeah! Gohan!

--[GOHAN laughs] --Yeah! G-G-G-Gohan!

[GOKU & GOHAN laugh]

Oh, Goku...

[CHICHI growls]

[GOHAN] Hm...

--[CHICHI] Gohan! --[GOHAN] Mom!

I'm really studying this time! I swear!

Don't swear! You know better than that, right?!

Yes...

Now clean up this mess so you can go out fish with your dad!

Sure!

[DIRECTOR] Get down!

[REPORTER grunts]

[REPORTER] Alright, folks!

You got a glimpse. And now, at great risk,

we're going in for a better look!

[REPORTER] Standing at a distance before you,

in a stadium that he made himself, is the monster, Cell,

who has challenged the entire planet

to match his strength and skill in a Martial Arts Tournament.

Ladies and gentlemen, if I don't make it through this,

remember me, if you will, for what I'm doing here today.

[REPORTER] That's him folks! The one who calls himself Cell!

Who has brought the world to a standstill

with his deadly challenge.

Oh, gosh! I just can't do this! Can we go home?!

I've lost my nerve!

Find it!

[REPORTER] Awe, gee...

[REPORTER] Excuse me, Cell! I'm from KBC News.

And I was, uh, hoping if you could tell us

where you came from and why you've chosen the Earth

as the host planet for your Cell Games?

And of course, if you're too busy to answer

I completely and totally understand, Mister Cell!

Uuh?

Here's my answer.

[REPORTER gasps]

[CAMERAMAN & DIRECTOR scream]

[DIRECTOR] Wait, the show must go on!

[CAMERA MAN] Forget you!

[REPORTER whimpers]

[CELL] Now. Say your prayers.

[REPORTER whimpers]

[screaming]

[KRILLIN] Man! Check those babies out!

[GOKU] I know!

This old tree always has the best apples!

Gosh! They're huge!

[GOKU] Mm-hm!

Nothing but the best!

I hope you don't mind one more round, old fella!

[GOKU growls]

[GOKU yells]

[GOKU] There! That should do the trick!

And it didn't hurt a bit, did it, old timer?

[KRILLIN gasps]

[low rumbling]

[GOKU] Here they come!

Wow! Get ready, you guys!

Huh?

Hey, wait! Oh, I'ma get this-- Ha-- I got it-- This o-- Wait!

Oh that one must've-- Oh. I got it-- Hey! Here!

I miss it! Oh, this one-- Oh!

I got this one!

Huh?!

Hey!

Looking for these?

Wow! Awesome! Pretty cool! Man!

[GOHAN laughs]

[GOKU] Ahh... I guess we'd better head back.

[KRILLIN] Oh, hey, look! We missed one!

It's in the hole in the tree.

Huh?

[thinking] Gosh! It's been so many years...

[CHICHI] Ahh! This has always been

my favorite part of the woods!

[GOKU] I think Gohan likes it, too!

[GOHAN babbles, CHICHI giggles]

[CHICHI] I guess so!

[GOKU] Everything's so lush out here in the spring.

[CHICHI] Mmm!

[CHICHI gasps]

Oh, wow! Look!

[CHICHI giggles]

They're beautiful! And what a smell!

It's heavenly, Goku, isn't it?!

[GOKU] It sure is!

[CHICHI] Oh, hey guys, look! Up there! In the tree!

A mommy and a daddy and a baby! Just like in our family!

Aw, how cute!

[GOKU sighs]

[GOHAN whimpers]

Hey! What d'ya think, Gohan?!

Hmm?

[BOTH scream]

[CHICHI] Goku! There goes our son!

[GOHAN screams]

[CHICHI] Goku, do something!

[screaming continues]

[CHICHI & GOKU] Gohan!

[GOHAN screams]

[CHICHI screams]

[GOKU] Oh, no! He's heading for that ravine!

[GOHAN screams]

[CHICHI] Gohan!

[GOHAN screams]

[GOKU]

[CHICHI] Goku, he's going to smash into that tree!

You've got to stop him!

[GOHAN wails]

[CHICHI shrieks]

[GOHAN wails]

[GOKU yells]

Nooo!

[GOHAN screams]

[GOKU] Gohan!

[GOHAN screaming]

[BOTH screaming]]

[GOHAN screams]

[GOHAN growls]

[GOHAN grunts]

[GOKU grunts]

[GOHAN sighs]

[GOHAN whimpers]

[GOKU sighs]

[CHICHI] Gohan!

Ohh! Is he alright?! Oh, my goodness!

Gohan!

Hm?

What's wrong with him? He's not even scared!

He's totally fine!

[CHICHI sighs]

[CHICHI] That was awful!

And you just think it was a big amusement park ride, don't you?

Well, you're lucky your dad saved you!

Uhh, not me!

Your daddy's not taking any credit, is he?

Of course, since this whole thing is your fault,

you shouldn't!

You should never taken your hand off that baby carriage!

You can be so irresponsible, Goku!

Yep! You're right!

[CHICHI] Why is it so hard to stay mad at you?

Your dad's too much, isn't he, Gohan?

I swear! Bye, Goku!

[GOKU] Hey, ChiChi! U-Uhh...

Hmmm... Huh?

[GOKU] Man! I've never seen anything like it!

It's a miracle!

[GOHAN] Hello in there!

Earth to Daddy!

[GOKU] Oops! Sorry!

[KRILLIN] I'm not even going to ask.

I don't even want to know what goes on inside

that head of yours.

[GOKU] Hey! What do you mean by that?!

[GOHAN & KRILLIN laugh]

[ALL laughing]

[OX-KING] My grandson's growing up!

[CHICHI] He sure is!

[KRILLIN] Wow! Look at that cake!

It has all your faces on it!

That's really incredible, ChiChi!

Yeah, thanks, Mom!

I think you're really going to like what I got you, Gohan!

Look!

Wow! Thanks, Grandpa!

Do you think I could I open my presents now, Mom?

No! Not yet! Cake first! Time to blow out the candles!

Cake! Yum!

Make sure that you make a wish first!

[GOHAN] Okay, I think I've got one!

[GOHAN thinking] I wish for the strength to beat Cell,

so my family can live in peace.

--[OX-KING & KRILLIN gasp] --[GOKU] Look out!

[CHICHI] Oh, no!

[KRILLIN] Holy cow!

[GOHAN gasps]

[OX-KING] ChiChi! Are you alright, honey?!

[CHICHI] I have icing in my nose, Dad!

--What do you think?! --[GINYU] Ribbit! Ribbit!

[GOKU] Mmm! Gosh! This is delicious!

--Where's your piece, Gohan? --[GOHAN chuckles]

[KRILLIN] If I'm not mistaken, I think it went down my shirt.

[chuckling continues]

[OX-KING] Ahh! A strawberry!

Gohan!

I know, Mom... I'm in trouble...

[CHICHI] You're darn right you are!

A normal kid would be severely punished for trashing

his entire birthday cake on his birthday!

--[CHICHI giggles] --[GOKU] Hm?

But you can't help it! After all, you're Goku's son!

[GOKU sighs]

[CHICHI] It's family tradition, pure and simple!

[ALL laugh]

[shutter clicks]

[GOHAN GOKU]

[NARRATOR] That night, the sound of laughter could be heard

coming from a small house deep in the woods.

It could still be heard echoing through the valley

in the wee hours of the morning.

Inside, the room was aglow with the love

that is shared between family and friends.

It was a night to remember for all.

But a vigil of a different kind was being kept elsewhere.

Oblivious to the beauty of the sparkling sky above him,

Cell was waiting.

Don't miss the next Dragon Ball Z!