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[NARRATOR] Last time on Dragon Ball Z,

there was a festive gathering at Master Roshi's

and Gohan didn't want to miss out on the fun.

So he snuck away from his house without his mom's permission.

Let's blaze. What'dya say?

[chuckles lowly]

Shh!

[NARRATOR] Meanwhile, Kami's Lookout was under siege.

And when Mr. Popo tried to make a run for it,

he was ensnared in a net.

[[WARRIORS laugh]

[MR. POPO] Magic carpet!

[BOTH] Righ, Boss! Huah!

[NARRATOR] To add to his humiliation,

and to Kami's anger,

Garlic Jr. reduced Mr. Popo to pocket size.

Don't have a heart attack, old man.

I don't want you to die before...

[NARRATOR] But Kami wasn't going to take this sitting down.

It was an all out war against the greedy ghoul.

But after a sneak attack by Garlic Jr.'s henchmen,

Kami was captured, and, he too,

was reduced to the size of an action-figure.

[NARRATOR] It was a dark day for the earth indeed,

when Garlic Jr. uncorked the dreaded Black Water Mist.

[GARLIC JR.] When people breath this mist, any evil tendencies

that they're resisting take control of their character.

You see, boys, our army of darkness

has always been here. We just have to wake it up.

Yeah. You've really outdone yourself this time, Boss.

[GARLIC JR.] Why thank you.

[NARRATOR] What sinister plan does Garlic Jr.

have in store for the earth?

Find out, today!

[birds chirping]

[GIRL] Oh no. What's wrong with me?

I feel so... I feel...

[screeches]

[GARLIC JR.] The Black Water Mist has been released

upon the earth, Father.

Just as you would have wanted.

They're weak, so weak, these Earthlings.

Like sheep, lost sheep, without the strength of will

to resist the dark side.

[GARLIC JR.] They only need a ruler, Father,

to lead them further and further into the darkness.

[laughs]

And they'll have one, when I wish you back.

[GARLIC JR.] What's taking so long, Spice?

[SPICE] Lord. Please be patient with me.

[GARLIC JR.] More waiting? I've waited too long already.

How hard could it be to find a kid with that fancy mirror?

What are you looking at, you boobs?

I'll bet you two know who I'm looking for.

For the ones responsible for locking me in the Dead Zone.

Hm!

[GARLIC JR.] Goku and his little runt, Gohan. Mmm.

[CHICHI] Gohan?! Gohan. Where are you?!

You'd better get over here this instant.

Uh! Gohan, how could you?! Ah!

It's Krillin and those friends of his.

I'll bet they talked him into doing this.

Are those silly karate bums ever going to grow up?

Life is not just an interval between Kung Fu matches?!

[CHICHI yells]

[GOHAN laughs]

How great. Getting to see everybody again. Man.

[GOHAN] Ha, ha, ha. Whoa. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ahhh. That was great, Icarus.

Ah...

[birds cawing]

Hm?!

Huh?!

[commotion]

Huh?!

[GOHAN] Ooh, that doesn't look good, Icarus. Be careful.

Whoa. Let's get outta here. Don't touch it.

[ICARUS bleats]

[GOHAN] Whoa! Hey!

Ow! He bucked me. Like a bronc'.

[GOHAN] I wonder what that stuff was?! It was horrible.

[ICARUS mutters]

It's gone now. Hm?

[GOHAN] Oh. Hello.

[snarls]

Ahhh. Hey, there.

[screeches]

Huh?! Waaaa.

Huh?!

[snarling and growling]

Icarus. Easy, boy. There's too many of them.

[GOHAN yells]

[GOHAN] Icarus, jump.

Oh, man. Whoa. What's up?! They're freaking.

Gosh. How weird. Man.

[GOHAN] I thought I was gonna lose you, Icarus.

[snarls]

Easy there, Popo.

You might as well conserve your energy.

That was try number ninety-six, wasn't it?!

No. Seven. Please, one more.

I just can't sit here and wait.

If everyone breathes the mist,

[MR. POPO] there'll be no one left to help.

Yes. I'm afraid you're right, Mr. Popo.

I should have seen this coming.

[KAMI] Garlic Jr. and his father, Garlic,

seek only to destabilize.

Their bitter pledge is to make Earth a home

for the serpent race.

A race of spirits who work for their own satisfaction

out of pride and lack of love.

They are blind, Mr. Popo.

They have forgotten that they too have a part to play

in the Grand Design, so they seek to tear it down.

And so they march, time and time again,

with every age and every epoch, doomed to failure.

Destined to become victims of the very seeds of discord

that they, themselves, have sown.

[screams]

[KAMI] But they've got a firm foothold this time, Mr. Popo.

And it's going to take some real doing to stop them.

I only wish Goku were here.

Yes, he would stop them in their tracks.

[gasps]

[SPICE] Sir, it's the kid. We found him.

Huh?! Show me.

[SPICE] At least I think it's him, Lord Garlic.

[giggles]

Yes, it's him. Good.

All right, boys, go get that kid.

Then we won't need to find Goku.

Yes. He'll come walking right into our hands.

[GARLIC JR. laughs]

[ROSHI giggles]

[KRILLIN yells]

[laughing]

Yo, good job. They're laughing at you.

You're really making their day.

[YAMCHA] Try using the pointy end, Krillin.

Yo. Why don't you get out here and try, big mouth.

Hey, forget it.

I'm not the one who promised Maron

we were having fish for dinner. Remember?!

[BOTH laugh]

[MARON] Krillin!

[BOTH] Huh?

Hey. I'll help you.

Look out, fish! Here I come!

Oh my gosh.

[ROSHI] Oh, ho, ho yeah!

Come to papa, baby.

[ROSHI] Old Roshi's got something to show ya.

[laughs]

[MARON] Hey, Krillin. What's the deal?

You're not giving up, are you?!

Well, are you?!

No way.

Yo! Heads up!

Huh?!

[KRILLIN yells]

[ROSHI yells]

Man overboard.

All right, guys. Where is Gohan?! Answer me!

Uh, he's... not here.

Fine. I'll wait then.

Good. Fortunately it's not too late

to nip this in the bud.

He doesn't need any bad influences right now.

What?! Bad influence?!

ChiChi, these guys saved the planet.

Yeah. So?

Come on! Loosen up!

[gasps] Who are you?!

A friend. I was invited here. But I don't think you were!

[grunts]

All right, you! You'd better stay out of this!

[MARON giggles] You're just a jealous old lady.

[ALL] Uh...

You should go home.

Your grandson's obviously not here right now.

[giggles]

But I can see why he needed to get away.

Why you...!

That does it. I hope you like black and blue

'cause you're gonna be wearing it for a while.

[ROSHI] Whoa, whoa, whoa. ChiChi, please.

Control yourself. She doesn't know any better.

She didn't mean it.

Hey! Watch it! You're even worse than the old lady.

[CHICHI] Why you little!

Hey Krillin!

C'mon, Maron. Hurry. Let's go.

Okay. Bye, Grandma. Don't come back.

That's it! She's dead!

Someone needs to teach that vixen a lesson.

[CHICHI] Let go!

[ROSHI hollers, giggles]

[CHICHI] Let me go!

I'll step on your feet! That girl's history!

This isn't fair! Let me go!

[CHICHI] Let go!

Babe, you gotta be more careful.

Who, me?!

Yeah, you. That's not an ordinary lady

you're looking at there.

[KRILLIN] ChiChi's one of the strongest women on the planet.

Even Goku's afraid of her.

You've mentioned him before. Who is he?!

He's my friend. The one from outer-space, remember?!

I told you about ten times!

Whatever.

Krillin...!

[CHICHI] Let go of me!

Somebody's got to teach that girl some manners!

Ugh! What a fool!

I've never met anyone that acted like that before.

What a spoiled, little brat!

[gasps]

[CHICHI screams]

[chuckles]

Y'know what?! They're going to be surprised to see me! Ha!

[GOHAN] What's up, boy?!

[MARON] Gotcha.

Ahhh. Hey, guys.

Huh?

Gohan. All right!

Yeah! See. I made it.

Awesome. You're great.

[GOHAN] Thanks, Maron.

Don't mention it, kid.

I like your friend, he's really cute.

Don't you think? Huh?

Uhh, cute? Well, I... guess so.

Hey, Gohan, there's trouble afoot, bro. Your ma's here.

Huh?! Oh no, my mom? Bummer!

Boy, yeah. I feel sorry for you, Gohan.

Yeah, whoa. She's gone ballistic.

Mhmm.

Oh, man.

[MARON] Here I come!

Huh?!

Hi, what's you're name?

Hey, I know how you can get these guys off the hook.

Take the blame! Go tell her that it's your fault.

What?! Me?! Are you out of your mind?!

I don't have a death wish!

Oh, I get it now. You don't really respect me.

You think I'm dumb.

No, no I don't.

Then you'll try my idea?!

Oh, all right. I'll take the fall, Gohan.

Wow. What a friend. Thank you.

Krillin, you're great! Wow!

[MARON] Where is everybody?!

[KRILLIN] I guess they're all inside.

Chin up, kid.

Okay, Krillin. Get ready.

Mm.

[KRILLIN] I don't know, guys.

I got a funny feeling about this.

[growls]

Huh?!

Uhhh. Mom, what's up?!

It's my fault, ChiChi. I-I'm sorry.

I talked Gohan into coming here.

Gosh, Mom. I'm really sorry. I was wrong. Hm?!

Ahh. Gohan, are you okay?!

Hey, you better back off there, Grandma.

Oh, boy o' boy.

[KRILLIN] Gosh, ChiChi, that was pretty severe.

[breathy hiss]

Gosh, Mom.

[GOHAN] Yikes!

Aaah...

Oh. Maron! Now you got her all fired-up

with that Grandma stuff.

Yeah, but she hit him.

[CHICHI grunting]

[KRILLIN] Oh! Thank goodness.

It's going to take all of us to stop her this time, guys!

She's really flipped!

Whoa. I'm sorry, Mom.

I'll be a good boy from now on, I promise.

I'll study hard and I'll do everything

[GOHAN] that you tell me to do.

Mom, what's wrong? You've never tried to

[GOHAN] hurt me like this before.

Ahhh! Get away fom me, you!

[yelling]

Krillin! Help me!

I'm trying, Maron. But I kind of have my hands full here.

Guys? If we've offended you somehow, we're really sorry.

Something's not right here, man.

They're freakin' out.

Huh?!

Man. What in the world is going on here?

[growling]

[BOTH grunting]

[thud]

Oh no, Mom. I hope you're not hurt.

Man, Krillin!

They mean business, Gohan. Be careful or they'll hurt you.

[GOHAN] Mom, what's wrong with you?

[KRILLIN] Gohan, look out!

[GOHAN] What are we going to do?

[screams]

[ROSHI] Come here, my dear. There's nothing to be scared of.

[MARON yells]

[chuckles]

[yells]

[MARON crying]

[KRILLIN] It's okay, Maron. You're fine.

[WARRIORS chuckle]

[VINEGAR] Party's over, kiddo.

Oh, great. Who are these goons?

Huh?! Mom, what are you doing? Get up.

[GOHAN] Guys, what's going on?

[MUSTARD] They inhaled the Black Water Mist, kid.

They belong to us now.

[GOHAN] Oh, no they don't. That's my mom.

And those are our friends.

They belong to us.

[SALT] Why don't you ask them?

Gohan, wait.

No. I'm not scared. These freaks did something to my mom.

We sure did. So?

So you'd better change her back right now.

[SALT chuckles] We can't, you dope.

Only the Sacred Water kept at Kami's Lookout can do that.

Sacred Water?

That's right. But Kami's on an extended leave of absence.

Too bad, aye? But don't worry.

Our boss is guardian now. Garlic Jr.

[SPICE] Oh, I see you remember him.

Lord Garlic will be pleased.

Yes, indeed he will.

Give up, kid. You're outnumbered.

[yells]

[SPICE] It's no use, kid.

The more you struggle, the tighter the hold becomes.

It's hard to believe that a small-fry like you

trapped Garlic Jr. in the Dead Zone.

[laughs]

Piccolo.

Yes! Piccolo!

[chuckles]

Good. Yeah, this'll be fun.

Fun? You slither around in the darkness,

waiting to capitalize on people's weaknesses.

And you call that fun?

[SALT] Garlic Jr. can destroy you anytime, Piccolo.

He has Kami held captive, you fool.

What? Garlic Jr.'s back?

[PICCOLO] Oh, great.

[NARRATOR] As Piccolo prepares to defend himself

against this posse of darkness,

Garlic Jr.'s stranglehold on the earth

seems to be getting tighter and tighter.

On the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!