Original subtitles

[NARRATOR] Last time on Dragon Ball Z,

Frieza decided to test Goku's agility and speed

by bombarding him with boulders.

Now! It's my turn!

[NARRATOR] Goku proved to be up to the challenge though,

and he easily vaporized the remainder

of Frieza's projectiles.

[NARRATOR] But after a sneak attack,

Goku found himself trapped in a ball of energy.

[NARRATOR] Then Frieza launched him like a Saiyan Warhead,

set to explode on impact.

[NARRATOR] Just when it was looking like

Goku wouldn't make it out alive,

the Saiyan emerged from behind the smoke.

[NARRATOR] Not only had Goku survived,

but he appeared unharmed.

They're monsters... One good, one evil...

[NARRATOR] It was then that Frieza proposed they

stop pulling their punches and use their true power.

No more sandbagging, what do you say?

Sounds good, sure.

[NARRATOR] The fight rages on... today!

[KRILLIN] So... this is it. The calm before the storm, huh?

[PICCOLO] Yeah, you got that right.

[KRILLIN gasps]

[GOHAN screams]

[GOHAN] Wow! Check out that splash.

[KRILLIN] Yeah. That was a pretty big chunk.

Look... Just look at 'em...

It's hard to believe, but the outcome of this fight

will influence the future of the entire universe.

[KRILLIN] And we're the only ones who get to watch it...

[PICCOLO] Hopefully we'll get a chance to do more than that.

[GOKU] What d'ya say we get down to it?

I've got better things to do than stare at you all day.

[FRIEZA] You are a case, aren't you?

Killing you is going to be sheer delight.

[GOKU] Alrighty, then. It's now or never.

Sure, what do you prefer?! Ground? Or up in the air?

Ground's good. Yeah, sure, why not? Ground.

I'm a "ground" kind of guy.

If that's alright with you of course.

[FRIEZA giggles]

[FRIEZA] I like your attitude. Let's see...

[GOHAN] There they go!

[KRILLIN] What? They're landing already.

[PICCOLO] They're choosing a battle site.

[GOHAN & KRILLIN] Huh?!

Frieza must fight better when he's in the air.

Goku's call. This is it...

Go, Dad...

[GOKU] So this must be the place.

[FRIEZA] Yes, this will make a fine site for your grave.

It's perfect! Now, would you prefer cremation or burial?

Daisies or chrysanthemums?

Whatever! You pick. I trust ya.

[FRIEZA giggles]

For that, I'm going to give you a little break. Ah, I know!

I'll fight without using my hands!

Well, how does that grab you?

That's your call...

Fine then. This way I won't break my nails. Alright?

It's up to you. But I don't recommend it.

[FRIEZA] You're too cocky if you think

I need to use my hands to beat you.

I don't want you to die believing

that you ever really had a chance to win.

Okay, I'm not going to argue with ya, shoot.

Very well, then. No hands, it is.

[FRIEZA] Hmm...

[GOKU] Haaaah!

[DR. BRIEF] Whoooaa!

[DR. BRIEF coughs]

[DR. BRIEF] Ohhh...

[coughing continues]

Well, she's good as new. Great!

[DR. BRIEF] There we go!

[DR. BRIEF] Perfect! Now let's crank her up.

[DR. BRIEF] Yes!

[CHICHI growls]

[CHICHI] I can't believe my Dad broke the ship

just so I couldn't leave. It better be fixed by now!

[CHICHI screams]

[DR. BRIEF] The repairs are coming along slowly this time.

[ROSHI] Good. Let's keep it that way.

So, that's the plan, huh?!

[DR. BRIEF] Hm?

Schemer! How dare you make light of this situation

when my son's life is at stake! Your daughter's up there too!

Doesn't that mean anything to you?! Don't you have a heart?!

ChiChi! That's enough now! Come on!

[CHICHI growls, ROSHI grunts]

[ROSHI grunts]

Picking on a helpless girl! You should be ashamed! Hmph!

Look, I can't win here.

If I fix it fast, your dad and the others jump on me.

If I fix it slow, well, let's just say

it's best not to fix it slow.

You got it! So get the lead out and fix it!

My dear lady, it takes time to re-energize a reactor.

[CHICHI] Hmm?!

In layman's terms, these yellow lights

have to be all the way up to that "F",

but, as you can plainly see, they're not even close.

So what?!

Huh?!

Who cares?! Just fix it!

I'm a scientist, not a magician. Use your head.

[CHICHI] What did you say?! How dare you!

[OOLONG] Why do I have to go to Namek?! I'm just a regular pig!

One karate chop and my hand aches for days. Man.

My stategy is kick 'em in the shin and run,

but that won't work. We should forget about

going to Lizard-Ville and head to the Bahamas. Huh?!

[PUAR sobs]

[PUAR] We were so happy together. Just the three of us.

I'm not going to take in anymore of this sitting down.

Forget it.

Let's kick booty!

Calm down there, tough guy. Kook...

Now, you just need to train at a hundred times normal gravity,

Puar, and you'll be set.

[PUAR] Okay!

[OOLONG] Hey! Haaa!

[YAJIROBE yells]

Gotcha. "Coward" is my forté. You can't fool me.

[YAJIROBE groans]

Hm?!

[FRIEZA giggles]

[GOKU grunting]

[grunting continues]

[GOKU] Not bad, Frieza.

[FRIEZA] Hmm...

Wha--?

[GOKU grunts]

♪ Fool. I made you look! ♪

♪ You dirty crook. You stole your mother's pocket book. ♪

And one more for the road.

[GOKU grunts]

[GOKU screams]

[FRIEZA] Hmm...

[FRIEZA] Well, well. A little slow getting up, are we? Hmm.

Oh, THERE he goes. You had me worried.

I thought you were giving up.

No way. You're dreaming. This fight's not over. Trust me.

[FRIEZA] Ooooh! I see!

Come on, Goku...

Yeah, Dad!

[PICCOLO thinking] He's faster than Goku...

I don't like this...

[FRIEZA] Don't tell me that you still actually believe

that you have a chance to beat me. You poor dope.

[FRIEZA giggles]

How strange. The chips are down, but for some odd reason,

the challenge of trying to beat this monster exciting to me!

Alright! If you won't move then I'm coming to you!

[GOKU grunting]

[GOKU yells]

[GOKU growls]

[GOKU grunting]

[FRIEZA] Ta-ta.

[GOKU] Whooaa!

[GOKU shouts]

[FRIEZA] Hmm?!

[GOKU grunts]

[GOKU] Man... When's the... last time you had a... bath?

Yeah, no foolin'! Whew! It's downright unpleasant back here!

[FRIEZA] First you grab my tail, and then you insult me.

You're going to pay dearly for this.

[GOKU grunts]

[FRIEZA] Let go!

[GOKU] Okay! You asked for it!

[GOKU shouts]

[FRIEZA] Whoa!

[shouting continues]

[GOKU] Huh...? Huh?!

[GOKU grunting]

[FRIEZA grunts]

[GOKU yells]

[FRIEZA] Rrrgh! I'm going to kill you!

[GOKU] Man, I think I'm having a deja' vu!

[FRIEZA] Rrrgh! You are so dead!

BULMA Did I mention to you that I'm a genius? Yep!

I'm not just another pretty face.

Y'know, I'm almost as smart as I am beautiful. It's scary.

Hey there, bud. You're so quiet. I hope you're not bored.

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, now I remember. It's true.

I'm a genius.

But you're pretty smart too, considering how we met.

[GINYU] Ribbit.

[BULMA muffled] Hey!

[BULMA] Hmmm...?

[FROGS croaking]

[BULMA gasps]

[FROGS croaking]

[BULMA] What are you laughing at, huh?!

[BULMA whimpers]

You little jerks! Can't a girl even die in peace?!

[BULMA screams]

[BULMA] How did my life turn into such shambles?

I should have never taken this trip...

What a nightmare. Frogs. How gross.

[GINYU] Ribbit.

Hmm...?

Ribbit ribbit.

[thinking] Wow, what's up with this little guy?

Man, there's something special about you, bud.

Yeah, for real.

[GINYU laughs, yells]

[BULMA] I always told my Dad he was silly

for stashing emegency food on the air-bikes,

but, man, what a lifesaver!

[GINYU whines]

Hm? You're hungry, too?

[GINYU] Mm-hmm!

[BULMA] There you go.

Wow. The poor little guy was starving to death. Man.

Hey, how about desert?

[GINYU whimpers]

Oooh!

[BULMA giggles]

There!

Whooaaa...

[GINYU laughs]

[BULMA laughs]

Man, it's like he understands what I'm saying.

Hey, can you shake your head if you understand

what I'm saying? Two shakes.

Wow, hey, he does! Hey, I could be the next Jane Goodall

except with frogs!

Maybe he's really a Prince!

[GINYU] Uhh...

[BULMA] That should do it...

Not too bad. Here you go! One universal translator.

Mm-hmm. Now I should be able to understand

what you're saying to me. Cool, huh?.

Ready? Here we go!

Say something silly. It's working now.

[GINYU growls]

Huh...?

Ah! Change now!

[BULMA] Hey, what's up?!

What's going on?!

[GINYU grunts]

[BULMA screams]

[GINYU sighs]

[GINYU chuckles]

[GINYU] At last!

I was getting a little claustrophobic in that frog.

What luck! I never thought I'd find a body

in the middle of nowhere.

[BULMA] Huh?! Hey! What did you do to me, you fiend!

[BULMA screams]

[GINYU] Come here, little guy...

[BULMA wails]

Ribbit?!

Oh, yes. Much better. No more blabber-mouth. Adios.

[GINYU chuckles]

What dispicable, slimy, little creatures they are!

[BULMA growls]

Hey, instead of complaining, you should be learning how to hop.

[PICCOLO growls]

[grunting]

[grunting continues]

[GOKU grunts]

[GOKU shouts]

[FRIEZA] There! Now I've got you. It's all over.

[FRIEZA] What a pity.

You've gotten yourself into quite a fix.

[FRIEZA] Huh? Not bad...

But don't get tired and let go or your head will pop off

like a champagne cork.

[FRIEZA laughs]

[FRIEZA] Oh, my! What's the matter, big guy?

Did you expect a Fairy Tale ending?

Well, don't lose your head over it.

You can't always have it your way.

[GOKU wheezes]

[FRIEZA cackles]

[GOKU screams]

[cackling continues]

[screaming continues]

[FRIEZA squeals]

[FRIEZA whimpers]

[FRIEZA] Hmm?!

[GOKU yells]

[FRIEZA grunting]

[GOKU shouting]

[FRIEZA grunts]

[GOKU grunts]

So, I guess you had to use your hands after all!

[FRIEZA gasps]

[FRIEZA giggles]

[GOKU chuckles]

Okay, from now on, the deal's off.

[GOKU] Yeah, well, I sort of gathered that much already.

[FRIEZA] Oh, my. I'm so sorry.

Yeah, I'll bet. Well, please don't go losing

any sleep over it.

Shoot, I'm sure that it was an honest mistake.

You're welcome to try it again if you want to.

Thanks, but no thanks.

[NARRATOR] All bets are off as Frieza decides

to stop playing games.

And with each fighter knowing it's going to take everything

he's got to win, the action intensifies.

On the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z.