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Unhand my possessions.

Your possessions are trash, Abaddon, and the cupboard is starting to smell.

The smell is how I find it in the dark!

Just let me keep my chip clip and my shiny smellies.

Please move.

Oh, come on, man. Why?

Because I'm leaving for a place that doesn't try to control me.

What's going on here?

I think Abaddon's running away.

- Abaddon, come on. - Abaddon, don't go.

Abaddon, let's talk about this.

Go to heaven.

Well, that was adorable.

I hope the rest of you don't have plans

because I set up a scavenger hunt!

Get ready for the best--

Mom! Guest.

And he's handsome in... in a weathered way.

I've seen more handsome and more weathered.

Welcome to the Undervale. Sorry about my family.

They say lots of things that should just be thoughts. Sir?

- Sir, do you need a room? - So he has several guns.

Cool.

No, not cool. Very not cool.

Maybe he has a permit for all of them, and for the grenades.

Kids, stay behind me. Nathan!

Nathan!

Chevy Impala, huh? I had one of those in college.

Drove it into the ground. Well, a tree.

Nathan, stop talking to him.

- Crowe. - What?

My name. It's Dante Crowe.

I'm here to save the world.

Are the guns part of that?

Don't touch that! Listen to me. None of you are ready for what's coming.

Listen to me, buddy. There is nothing we're not ready for.

Esther, don't yell at the nice man.

I want him to know he's not talking to chumps.

We've defended this hotel from everything. Ancient evils, undead evils.

That coyote one time.

It won't matter. Only I can stop this. What are you doing?

Oh, uh, just a... a crossword.

Yeah. I need all your phones.

I don't have a phone because I'm...

- Don't. - Amish.

I don't believe in phones, and I love building barns.

That's, like, my fifth phone this year.

All of you in that bathroom.

- But that's a ladies' room. - And that's okay. We are cooperating.

Wow. This is not what I pictured.

This seems like a nice spot to spend a thousand years.

Be gone, pawed one. This is my kingdom. You have no claim here.

Hm.

Oh, ho, ho.

I declare this Abaddonia.

Agh! Ow, ow. Agh!

Hm.

You can't just lock me up!

- Yeah, I don't see him. - Mom, are we hostages?

- Ben, we're fine. - We can be fine and be hostages.

Why wouldn't you let me say I was a ghost? He would have freaked out.

Exactly. I don't want to freak out the guy with a gun.

- I'm breaking us out of here. - Esther, no.

- Just so we can confront him. - Even more no.

What is he doing?

Whatever he wants, since you're not confronting him!

I know this is dumb, but I did think the toilets would be pink.

Here's the plan. We will stay here while Nathan goes through the wall,

down to the road, and finds someone to call 911.

And I will do exactly that if scaring him doesn't work.

- Wooooo! - What? Nathan! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No urinals. That's what's different.

Hm.

Hey! How did you get out?

Let me answer your question with a question.

Are you afraid of ghosts?

Wooooo!

You can touch me? And I can touch you.

I'm gonna try to tussle your hair.

How is this possible?

Thanks to a childhood curse,

I live between the world of the living and the dead.

- The dead can touch me. - That is so cool.

Not when you're a ten-year-old boy in an orphanage.

Sure, I could see that.

Esther, stop!

Perdere invasorem.

Kuathe gish.

Babylonian. Interesting.

So he has a gun and he's magic?

Gun, magic, and I can touch him.

You people aren't making this easy.

We are not making it easy? You barged into my hotel and locked us up.

For your safety.

- Because of what's coming. - Exactly.

- Good listening. - I'm always saying he's a good listener.

- I'm Nathan, by the way. - What's coming?

Relax, Eyes. I'll tell you.

Eyes? Why would you call me--

The Omens. Three messengers of Death herself.

I've been tracking them across the globe for months now.

Last week, I realized they're all headed to the same place.

This place.

Man, I am not getting my homework done today.

Damn you, insolent wheel. Release me or face a reckoning.

You again.

It seems our fortunes have turned. Aid me and I will let you live.

No, my chip clip!

I will purge the entire forest of you and your kind.

No cave will escape my wrath!

Hm.

"Banished to the three corners of the earth, the Omens shall reunite."

"And from death, Death shall arise."

In the original Latin, it rhymes.

Yeah, we know.

So when you called me "Eyes," what was--

The smart thing would be for you to run.

But I'm impressed that you broke out. That took guts.

If you wanna stay, I can use your help.

- We'll probably run. - We're staying.

- Wait, what? - And we all need guns.

Hold on. Is this because he complimented your eyes?

No. It's because I don't want him doing God-knows-what in my hotel.

And like, I don't even... Was it a compliment, or--

There's not much time. We need to get ready.

FYI, I was the one who broke us out, so if you need a sidekick...

Shorts, you're my right-hand man.

- Ben? Why Ben? - Yeah, same question, actually.

You're a good listener. And you noticed I had a gun when I came in.

Those are instincts you can't teach.

Well, if you also need a left-hand man,

I'm ready and willing to do anything that requires touching you.

I can boost. I can toss.

How much time do we have before these Omens arrive?

Not much.

I didn't know we had a ghost llama.

They love a big entrance.

I'm sorry. Ben?!

Ow!

It's just as I wished.

With each passing tree, my glorious freedom from Katherine grows.

You again? Flaunting that which is mine.

As if your day in the tire will never come.

Oh, ho, ho. Scamper while you can. When I am free, it will be your last--

My chip clip.

And so the hunt begins.

Is stacking chairs really the best way for me to help?

I mean, I could curse these chairs so they could fight for us.

The chairs don't need to fight. They need to be stacked properly.

Sounds like this expert's never fought a chair army before.

Esther, just keep stacking. Will this keep out the Omens?

No... but I will.

Oh.

Are you okay?

What is this? Some sort of safety harness?

- Weapons. - What?

It's a harness for your weapons.

Uh-huh. And will you explain what these things are or--

I know what they are.

You don't need training. You're a natural.

Have fun.

You're good with the boy. Oof. And tense.

- Can't go into battle like that. - Hold still.

Ooh, an anklet! I used to wear three shark tooth necklaces.

Uh, back when it was cool, of course. Sorry, why is this burning?

Binding spell. It'll keep the Omens from using you.

Nice! Function and style.

Oh, the other ghosts are gonna be super jealous.

- What other ghosts? - Candles?

- I'll swing by later. - How many other ghosts are here?

There hasn't been a census since the '50s,

but the head count is somewhere between 80 and 340,

which includes ghosts without heads, but not ghosts with extra heads,

unless those heads belong--

Listen! You need to get every ghost in this hotel as far away as possible.

Now.

Okie doke, Cherry Coke.

Um... Crowe?

Whatever happens, stay close.

Yeah, I mean, if you s... if you say so. I am single, by the way.

Attention, all ghosts. We are leaving the hotel immediately.

Leave any ghost luggage behind unless you are inside of it.

This is not a drill.

Paul, come on, time to go.

There's something coming that uses ghosts for evil.

Like, in a good way?

Unclear. I'm getting all my information from a cool guy who can touch ghosts.

Wait, there's a guy here who can touch ghosts?

Yes, but that's not the point.

- Keep moving! - What does it feel like?

Annabelle, it's like being touched by God and being able to touch him back.

- You can touch him back? - Does he know how to dance?

- Haven't had contact... - I wanna lasso him, tie him up.

- Should we turn up the heat? - Can I have one of Ben's weapons?

- I don't know how to take these out. - Absolutely not. Also--

Get down!

Does someone else want my harness?

Crowe, what do we do?

What I do best.

- Esther, what are you doing? - He needs my--

No!

...help!

Stay down.

Agh! Agh!

Rest in pieces, asshole.

- That was so much worse than I thought. - What? It was fine.

- You died! - Mm, I don't think so.

Good instincts with the silver stake, Shorts. Have a cigarette.

- Huh? - Eyes, are you okay?

- Kids, we're leaving. - I've got two more Omens to prove myself.

- Wait. In case you run into another Omen. - Should I take one too?

No. It's very sharp. You might poke yourself.

You offer this to me freely?

Thank you, little one.

With this communion, we become family.

Seriously, people, we really gotta leave the hotel now.

Not before you show us this fella that can touch ghosts.

Yeah, man. I wanna slap him five.

And I want him to slap me around a little.

- Candles! - I'm still first.

All right. All right! How about this?

We'll form a single-file line and all go touch Crowe one time.

Then we leave the hotel.

- That's okay. - That's a square deal.

Are we coming back, or is this a leave-town-forever situation?

I have a lot of active booby traps back there.

I don't know, Esther. We're leaving before you die again.

I don't think that happened.

Does it seem like there are more leaves than there were a second ago?

The Leaf Omen.

He's just a walking tree? I can definitely take this guy.

No, you can't. Get into the car.

Do we still get in the car?

Back inside!

- The fire! - Obviously!

- You're back. - The other Omens are here.

Good.

- Very good. - Wait, is this a grenade?

Yep. Come on.

We have to keep them apart. Nothing else matters.

It matters if I've had a grenade this whole time!

- Ben and I will take the leaf guy. - Brave choice.

Remember, stake to the temple.

- Why is that the brave choice? - No one is taking anyone!

Find an empty room and hide.

We need an all-clear code word. How about "effleurage?"

It's a type of massage that uses light...

We need to go now.

- Oh God. I just put up that wallpaper. - In here.

Oh, wow.

Crowe, I don't think we have time for...

Right. For the smoke. For the smoke.

Look for anything flammable. We trigger a back draft, he'll flame out.

Got it.

Can we put a towel under the door so you can put your shirt back on?

I can't believe we're sitting in here while the action is out there.

I think the action's coming in.

Good! We can take this guy.

I gotta get close enough to stab him.

Which means you've gotta get close enough for him to think he can stab you.

I've got a better idea.

Uh...

Running away? How does Crowe think you're better than me?

Do you trust me?

Yes, Crowe.

Then do it now!

Rest in pieces, asshole.

Oh, he just says that every time.

The gardening shed. Ben, this is actually a good idea!

I wish we had weed killer, but it's really bad for the local bald eagle population.

It's gardening day.

- Oh, I love that. - Oh!

Ha!

Oh!

Leaf us alone.

Ugh, you actually have good instincts.

I sorta thought I might.

You are a skilled nest builder, new Nathan.

Just the right amount of garbage.

You know, I had a nest once in a place where garbage was plentiful

and drawers overflowed with human delights.

But it was thrown away before my eyes.

This is a better life. Simple and free.

Hm.

- Ugh. I'll get a trash bag. - Kids, why are you back down here?

- The Leaf Omen is still out there! - Is he?

- He's not. - Let's just say we blew him away.

That's very good.

- You fought him? - He fought us first!

Crowe-seph! There you are!

The only way I could get them to leave was to promise they could touch you.

And I'm gonna warn you, some of them have pretty specific requests.

Hey! What's the hold up?

It's good we kept the Omens apart.

Otherwise, these ghosts being here would be the worst thing possible.

Hey, guys? My instincts are telling me this is bad.

The hearts!

Destroy the hearts!

No! Stop touching me! I need to save the world!

"And from death, Death shall arise."

Dante. Good to see you again.

That's Death?

She is very pretty.

- We can all see her, Ben. - What happened to the ghosts?

They're fine. They'll come back when she's gone.

You say that like I'm going somewhere.

But I quite like it here.

My instincts are telling me to use my grenade.

- No. - I'll use it.

No.

Where do you find these people, Dante?

They're on a first-name basis.

Sorry, what did she mean, "good to see you again"?

- Let's just say we have a history. - Say more?

Yeah, you made it seem like this was a dangerous threat,

but now it seems like you two battle a lot?

- I'm Esther, by the way. - Don't introduce yourself to Death.

Oh, your daughter and I already met.

As for me and Dante, well, we've done much more than battle.

We've seen the beginning, the end, and... everything in between.

- Calling it now. They dated. - Thank you, Ben.

Enough talk.

Is this why you came here, Dante?

To try to tie me down?

This is just step one.

Step two is... messier.

No, it's not. No step two. Get her out of here.

Oh, I will. By bringing this hotel down on top of her.

- What? - Oh man.

Tie down like marriage.

- Awesome. - What are you talking about?

While you were locked in the bathroom,

I knocked holes in the walls and rigged this place with explosives.

That's what the noise was. Bombs being put in the walls.

I'm done with this guy.

Because he's in a relationship?

Because he's gonna blow up our hotel

as part of some weird, ongoing, vaguely sexual game.

And because he didn't make me his sidekick.

And because he did make me his sidekick.

The point is, we're done being side characters in his stupid story.

Yeah, it's our stupid story.

I just mean we need them out.

You don't have to go home, but you can't battle here.

What's the plan?

You're asking me? Really?

Just make the plan before I change my mind.

- Okay. Mom, you round up all the bombs. - Got it.

We'll handle Crowe. I have an idea.

It must be tearing you up inside to do this, Dante.

But what if it works? Hm?

It will be the last time you ever see me.

Promises, promises.

Now!

What are you doing? Let me go!

Wriggle all you want.

I haven't given a bear hug in ages. And I'm not letting go.

No! The binding spell isn't done yet. She's going to get free!

You'll get her next time.

I'm gonna put these in your trunk.

Oh!

Okay, what... ...is your problem?

New Ben, new Esther, new Abaddon, honor your oath!

Hm.

Come on. He couldn't have just taped these to the walls?

Can you believe we're dragging someone out of the hotel together?

- Hey, Ben, get a pic of this! - You got it.

You have to let me go. If I don't finish the binding spell--

Yeah, yeah, death, destruction, disaster. Do it in the yard.

Because I could not stop for Death,

she kindly stopped for me.

Ah, I just remembered Crowe smashed our phones.

At least they're outside now.

Shorts, I could use some help here.

It's Ben, a... and thanks for asking, but no.

Esther!

Okay, I was hard on you

but it was only because of what the prophecy says you'll become.

The savior of all humanity.

Wait, really?

Wow, that makes so much more sense. Still not gonna help you, though.

- They see that well behind them, right? - They must.

They're both pros. I'm sure they see...

Oh God, they're all beeping faster!

Oh, you probably shouldn't...

Okay.

Hey, I think I got all of them.

Wait, where's Crowe?

- Is that guy we can touch still here? - Candles!

You already touched him twice!

It was no scavenger hunt,

but I think we all learned something from that brooding, touchable hunk.

I learned I'm destined to be humanity's greatest hero.

I learned I have great instincts, but I hate using them.

I'm a follower and proud of it, if the leader tells me to be.

I learned I'm turned on by men with guns.

- Good for you. - Get it, Mom.

Just make sure to be safe.

Abaddon, you're back.

And seriously injured.

I'm rebuilding my nest.

I'll try to keep the smell down.

Well, that's a win.