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Oh, hey there. It's me, Skarm. This is going to be a pretty scary episode of

Kiffs, so now would be a good time to tune out if you scare easily.

Not leaving.

Feeling brave, are we? Well, that's good.

Okay, well, I did my bit.

Brought to you by Baby Snake's Miniature Dice.

Miniature Dice?

Nice.

Oh, Barry, listen.

I'm sorry I took so long to come back. The dice, they're so small and...

What the actual... So, uh, how dare you?

I've got our next movie.

That's nice.

That's fresh.

I had another bad dream last night.

What was it about?

I was there, and my mom was there, but she was also Helen wearing all... Sorry,

these jackets.

It was important that I put pudding in the pockets, otherwise it'd be bad, but

I couldn't move.

But I saw my reflection in this mirror, and I looked weird.

And that's how I knew I was... And that's how I knew it was a dream, and

then I woke up.

You looked weird. What do you mean?

Just weird-looking.

You know, I read that if you realize you're dreaming in a dream, you can take

control and make anything happen, because it's all in your brain.

Hey, aren't you the kids who battled Skarm a few Halloweens ago?

Yes! We have names, Roy!

Come on. I need you gumdrops at the studio.

I'm making a movie all about the time Skarm Skarmley tried to take over

Tabletown. Then you guys did some stuff and I saved you on that spider horse.

Nice! I need you two to be consultants.

Because you were there, remember?

So, should I tell the guard I have two unpaid consultants with me?

We're in!

Sorry about that, kids. And thanks for the promotional mask from your new

Halloween movie, Mr. Fox. I guess they really work.

So

what

exactly do movie consultants do? Great question. What do movie consultants do?

Here are some answers for what do movie consultants do?

You'll figure it out.

Exulting! Exulting!

And

action!

Kif, there is something you must know.

No! Barry! I'm sorry I took so long to come back. The dice!

They're so small and... I'm sorry, Roy. I need to talk to my consultant.

Cut!

Now, Kif, when you said the dice were small, how small are you talking?

I thought all dice were regulation size.

Well, I said they were small to Barry, but I wasn't really looking for them.

Take five!

Barry, is that... Roy?

Yeah? No, is that the actual book we trapped Scarman?

So, I just read these words as written?

Yep. Word for word.

Uh... Wait.

No!

Which witch?

Either is fine.

Kif, how did my character lose a chunk in her ear?

Is this dice small enough? Not important, dice wrangler. Wait!

Heyas, heyas, heyas.

Mister, this is a closed set.

Run, Kif!

Why can't I run?

Kif, we gotta go!

Kif!

Kif, wake up!

There are many quesadillas at the craft table.

Huh? What? Was that a dream?

No, Kif. The mini quesadillas are very much real. We need the book on set!

We're moving to the basement city!

Party on!

Party on, Skarm! Party on, Skarm! Party on!

Barry, something bad is about to happen.

Action! No!

Which way? No time!

How did- Not important!

Don't you see? This is how Skarm gets back into our world by reading these...

words?

It's just a prop book, kid. I'm so sorry. I feel so stupid.

I thought he was going to say, Heyus gum gutae, heyus festivus populi. Heyus,

heyus, heyus!

Barry! Barry!

Don't worry, Barry! I got you! I got you!

What?

I got you!

A mini quesadilla from Crafty!

Barry had this dream about me having a dream that Skarm came back. And then

later in his dream, Skarm came back and we're just not sure if this movie is

such a great idea.

Hey! I also had a dream, and in my dream, I make a box office hit.

Could we maybe see the script pages for when Scrum gets defeated?

It would really put my mind at ease.

No can do. I only get the days pages sent to me anonymously the night before

we shoot. I'm sorry, what?

Yep, it's pretty mysterious. And cool.

Looking forward to the big release.

Signed, Armless McRae.

Armless McRae?

Listen, Roy.

Mysterious writers, bad dreams.

Something weird is going on. Your kids.

Kids get scared. This is a scary movie. Sounds to me like all the boxes are

checked for a big Halloween premiere.

Well, we want nothing to do with it. We are consultants.

No more.

Mark my words, Roy. We will never see this movie, and we'll make sure no one

else sees it either.

Hey, look at me. Kiff and Barry got a lot of sway in this town. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Yeah, get the backup consultant on set.

These two are only good at consulking.

Yeah. Okay, calm down, Kenny. It wasn't that funny.

Okay, so you get left alone here for most of the movie, but it's only because

of how cool you look.

It's good to be back to not having a job.

It's Roy.

Hello? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay, thanks, Roy.

What do you want? He apologized.

And then he said that the movie turned out great and he wants to give us a

sneak peek screening at his mansion.

Just us?

Yeah. He was being really nice.

Maybe it all turned out fine.

Maybe. We'll stop by.

I am so proud of this project.

And I just know you and all your friends and family will be too.

And now, without further ado, Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash, the movie.

Do you two want to come to my annual safe Halloween party?

Uh, sure.

We'll be there.

The dice, they're so small and... Something's different about you, Barry.

I'm brave now. This is the thing you must know.

Hey, you two!

This is a little different.

I don't like how I'm feeling.

Yeah, something's wrong.

Let's get out of here.

Do you hear that?

Uh, Roy?

What are you doing?

Just working on the perfect ending to your little story.

now little ones it's nearly time for bed you're feeling tired close your eyes lay

down your head you've been busy little bees now listen to me please it's time

to rest one two three now we're

counting sheep it won't be long until you're fast asleep

fall and I say it'll be snowing go to sleep.

That feeling deep down inside A sinking little feeling That you just

can't hide You're far from home There's no one you know No friends

or family You try to run But your feet won't leave the

ground You try to scream But your mouth won't make a sound Just give up

You're out of luck There's no waking up.

Ah, the screams and fear is music to my ears.

You're gonna be asleep for the next hundred years.

Are you serious?

I just sang a whole song about going down into the nightmare realm.

Oh, right. It's hard to remember you're dreaming while you're dreaming.

It's like this.

Here's Table Town.

When you're awake, you're these stupid little sesame seeds. When you're dozing,

your mind descends into the subconscious, somewhere around this

lettuce area.

And then, when you fall deeply asleep into a nightmare, you're down here in my

world. The Nightmare Realm.

Look at you two. You already forgot.

So cute.

What's the purple layer beneath the meat?

Oh, that? Oh, it's a trillion times worse than this realm. It's the sub

-subconscious.

I thought the whole thing was a sub.

Well, no, it's... And what's a hoagie? Is that the same thing? Enough with the

sub!

You're both asleep, see?

Because of the song that's in the movie. Anyone who hears it, out like a light.

Just had to find a good spot for it in the script.

I entered Roy's dreams and got him to type up the pages in his sleep.

You're Arliss McRae?

Do I gotta spell everything out for you kids?

See? It's an anagram.

That's right. I love anagrams. It's not just all about Halloween for me. Why are

you doing this?

Well, Barry, after you and your friend trapped me in this realm for all

eternity, I thought, if I can't get out to party, why not bring the party to me?

And by party, I mean a hideous eternity renovating this joint into the ultimate

party vent.

And you two were trying to stop the movie from happening.

Couldn't have that. Hey!

Enjoy the sludge.

Kif, how did we get here?

I don't know.

It's all very confusing.

A pair of arm floaties would be nice.

Oh, well, that was weird.

How'd you do that?

I don't know. I was just... imagining arm floaties, and then they appeared.

Can you imagine some for me?

Barry, I think whatever this place is, you must have magic powers.

Yes.

Well, get us out of here.

Okay. Okay.

Focusing. I am imagining Kif and I back home.

Back home.

Your powers must be limited.

What if the arm floaties were filled with helium?

It's working!

That's right. Buy your tickets.

Oh, yes. Buy candy. Buy all the candy and get the share size and bring it down

here.

Oh, not the licorice. I hate licorice.

A giant net?

You think you can battle me in this realm?

You have no idea what the-

I look weird.

You know, I read that if you realize you're dreaming in a dream, you could

take control and make anything happen, because it's all in your brain.

Barry, you look weird.

Because we're dreaming.

The

dream

is so small.

nuts we need to wake up we gotta get to the theater

the dice they're so small and

something's different about you barry I'm brave now.

This is the thing you must know.

Hey, you two!

Hey, where am I? Dude, what's going on? Where's the movie?

Tiff! Barry!

It was Skarm! We know!

Hey, fix the projector. Attention, everyone!

Attention!

You will not be seeing my new movie tonight.

What?

No,

no, no, no, no, it's good. It turns out I was being possessed by the real Skarm,

and if I let you see the whole movie, you'd be trapped in a horrible sleep

realm forever.

Let's burn the film so nobody ever sees this cursed movie we can make s'mores

Hello? It's so dark down here.

What is all this?

Holy smokes, it's candy!

It's a world full of candy, and it's all for me!

Come here, my little sweeties. Who wants to be first?

Licorice.

No. No, it can't be.

It's all licorice?

It's all licorice?

Curse you, Kiffinbell!

Chirp.